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  1. Re:This is promising. on 802.16 WiMax Wireless Broadband on the Horizon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    but there's no fundamental relationship between capacity and frequency.

    apart of course that the higher the frequency, the higher the possible bandwidth. Otherwise, no, no fundamental relationship at all.

    Tell you what : I have developed a technology to pass 1Gbps over POTS. I'll sell you the blueprints of the modem for a mere $50K. Interested?

  2. Re:yikes on 802.16 WiMax Wireless Broadband on the Horizon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to worry, most geeks who are the target of this new uber-cool technology only ever try to impregnate tissues. I doubt you'll see a dip in the nation's birth rate because of WiMax.

  3. Re:50 kilometers ? Power consumption ? on 802.16 WiMax Wireless Broadband on the Horizon · · Score: 3, Funny

    The battery is thing still dragging mobile computing , it's still 1970's space-age technology

    Because before 70's "space age" batteries, they were using what? gerbil-powered dynamos?

  4. 50 Km range uh? on 802.16 WiMax Wireless Broadband on the Horizon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The point-to-multipoint 802.16d standard, with a 50-kilometre range

    Omnidirectional antenna-equipped routers will double as handy microwave ovens.

  5. Here's your answer on Whose Desktop Would You Most Like To See? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Would you like to see what tools and products someone like Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates, George Bush, or Steve Jobs uses on a daily basis?

    Linus uses an sophisticated email filter with a lot of sco.com addresses in it

    Bill Gates uses a scepter and fake British lord's robes of state, to rehearse his meeting with Liz

    Steve Jobs would use the stress reduction and temper control cdrom he got at Christmas if Macs could run Windows binaries.

    Bush uses a Microsoft Barney

  6. Re:Spirit is indeed a software problem on A First Look At Meridiani Planum · · Score: 4, Funny

    A leading theory today is that a portion of the rover's software simply couldn't cope with all that was happening on Wednesday when the trouble began.

    Yep. That's real-time Java for you ...

  7. Re:Surreal on A First Look At Meridiani Planum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd really like to see what the Viking landers look like after all this time.

    Probably simply covered with dust and with color paint and cables faded because of UV exposure. It certainly won't corrode with the very low amount of oxygen, and the total absence of water in the atmosphere.

    This has really reinvigorated my interest in space exploration and I hope that it has had a similar influence on others, especially those kids who are interested in science and technology.

    Agreed entirely. However, I'm a little sad that NASA puts all the hype on Mars alone. Sure, exploring Mars is cool and potentially useful for future colonisation programs, but I reckon that planets such as Venus (to understand how the runaway greehouse gas effect happened), Europa (to map whatever's under the ice, possibly an ocean teeming with life) or Io are much more interesting from a science point of view.

    But I guess Mars-Mars-and-Mars-and-only-Mars is better than nothing to get people excited about space and justify spending money on exploration ...

  8. Re:Oh wow... on A First Look At Meridiani Planum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This statement wins points for profoundness. Unlike any ever seen on Mars? I thought that was the idea of the mission, to see what's actually up there!

    This is by far the most overrated Slashdot comment since Beagle II won't this year's Most Successful Embedded Device competition.

    Re-read the phrase : "[a] landscape unlike any ever seen before on Mars" :

    1 - Several probes have been to Mars already and photographed several different landscapes

    2 - The landscapes we've seen so far were all similar

    3 - That last probe saw a landscape significantly different from all the other.

    Therefore, the phrase describe the situation accurately and you win your profoundness points back.

  9. Surreal on A First Look At Meridiani Planum · · Score: 4, Funny

    revealing a surreal, dark landscape unlike any ever seen before on Mars

    Or perhaps it landed right on top ot Beagle II, and that they see is the charred scattered remains of the ESA probe.

  10. Re:What a bizarre plan on Shawn Fanning's New Venture · · Score: 1

    It sounds like Sean is trying to sell DRM, based on audio fingerprints, to the record labels.

    If I was him, given the crap he's been given by record companies in the past, I'd try to scam them too : it looks like they'd buy buy any goofy computer solution to save their doomed business model these days.

  11. Re:dead page on Shawn Fanning's New Venture · · Score: 1

    a company called SnoCap from San Franciso, sounds like a snowboarding company

    Not everything is what its name sounds like.

  12. I have a log of the program's debug output! on Shawn Fanning's New Venture · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snocap has been working on ways to identify songs, as they are traded through a file-swapping network, including using a technique called "audio fingerprinting," which monitors the sonic characteristics of music files.

    shawn $ fingerprint_id_test test_files.txt

    LOADING INPUT TEST FILE: beethoven.mp3
    Identifying ...
    100% Match: Beethoven, Ludwig Van, classical

    LOADING INPUT TEST FILE: coltrane.mp3
    Identifying ...
    100% Match: Coltrane, John, Jazz

    LOADING INPUT TEST FILE: chembros.mp3
    Identifying ...
    100% Match: Chemical Brothers, electronic
    77% Match: Daft Punk, electronic
    75% Match: Noise, industrial-moise-recording

    LOADING INPUT TEST FILE: britspears.mp3
    Identifying ...
    100% Match: Spice girls, teenage pop
    100% Match: N'Sync, teenage pop
    100% Match: Backstreet Boys, teenage pop
    100% Match: Hilary Duff, teenage pop
    100% Match: Maris Willson, teenage pop
    100% Match: Holly Valance, teenage pop
    100% Match: Mandy Moore, teenage pop
    100% Match: Vitamin C, teenage pop
    100% Match: Christina Aguilera, teenage pop
    100% Match: Five, teenage pop
    100% Match: Jennifer Lopez, teenage pop
    100% Match: Aaliyah, teenage pop
    100% Match: Rachel Stevens, teenage pop
    100% Match: Pink, teenage pop

    *** Endless recursion error. Core dumped ***

  13. Re:Question on Recent Apt-Gettable Goodness From Ark, Conectiva · · Score: 1

    I like SuSE, but it's proprietary, so that's a no-go.

    What's attracting in SuSE is its novellty.

  14. Re:Question on Recent Apt-Gettable Goodness From Ark, Conectiva · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because when you have only one or two choices, you might find yourself with one of the two choices stabbing their loyal end-users in the back (I have a friend named Fedora who swears it'd never happen however ...).

    When you have 150.000 choices, 149.995 of them may suck, and most of them may disappear eventually due to the process of survival of the fittest, but at least you can fall back on something. Less choice isn't good.

  15. Gee, NIST forgot a lot of things on Guide to Digital Preservation from NIST · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if you only want to know how to care for your precious data, there is a one page summary.

    They forgot a lot of useful tips. Here they are:

    DO:

    - not write anything on CDRs. No Data means no data to lose

    - use a felt-tip marker to write your data in readable hex format on the label side of multiple CDS, as a backup.

    DON'T:

    - use your CDs as freesbies to play with the dog

    - use your CDs as under-glasses

    - punch a hole on the side of the CD to hang it on your key ring

  16. Re:vaporware on One Company's Response to SCO · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now when I think about it, isn't the greatest vaporware of 2003 the "millions" or "thousands" lines of SCO code in Linux?

    No, it's the millions of 3DRealm lines of code in Duke Nukem Forever.

  17. Re:Hindenburg on US Army Pursues Hydrogen Fuel Concepts · · Score: 1

    oh ok, I was under the impression that tanks ran on diesel. My bad, I know next to nothing about military equipment.

    Thanks for the precision.

  18. Re:neat idea on US Army Pursues Hydrogen Fuel Concepts · · Score: 1

    carbon is used as fuel (coal)

    Speak for yourself, I burn diamonds in the BBQ myself, as the efficiency of the reaction is somewhat better than coal, so the meat takes less time to cook and is much tastier. And the flame is prettier too ...

  19. Re:Hindenburg on US Army Pursues Hydrogen Fuel Concepts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Joke apart, isn't hydrogen a major safety concern for standard road vehicles? I mean, they even have to store it as hydrates to make it safe, at the cost of limited trunk space and complicated heating equipment to get the gas out.

    If it sounds dangerous for an average car, it's probably even more so for tanks, that may be hit by any kind of nasty projectile while in battle. And if the tank stores the stuff as hydrates, or has a lot of shielding to protect the compressed gas area, that's as much less ordnance it can carry.

    Diesel fuel on the other hand is quite difficult to ignite, let alone explode. For example, pour a bit of diesel fuel in a small glass and try to light it up with a match : it won't ignite, no matter how hard you try. Diesel therefore would actually be a rather suitable combat-situation fuel.

  20. Re:neat idea on US Army Pursues Hydrogen Fuel Concepts · · Score: 2, Funny

    remove the carbon from hydrocarbons - does the C in ordinary gasoline combustion contribute any energy or is it just a greenhouse gas pollutant? This way they can please the greens and Shell/Exxon/BP etc at the same time.

    Hey, I have another NEATER idea : remove the C *and* the H from hydrocarbons, and you have vaccuum, so you can run a piston engine out of that vaccuum, and you keep your original hydrocarbon stuff at the same time, to start the process all over again.

    FREE ENERGY!

  21. forty bucks? on US Army Pursues Hydrogen Fuel Concepts · · Score: 1

    it costs about $40 to move one gallon of diesel fuel from Kuwait to Baghdad.

    Considering the war in Iraq cost the US military $1bn per week, I'd say that, even considering that one single tank guzzle more gas that a whole lot of SUV, they're not too worried about that, unless they start to run tank grand prix in the deset every day.

    Good luck finding fund to justify that saving ...

  22. Re:Wow... on Real Announces Helix Grant Winners · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aaww well yes, they do suck, but I also remember a time when they were the only maker of serious software to play video on Linux, and I was really grateful to be able to play realaudio and realvideo files on my then badly supported pet OS.

    I guess it's like a moped : when you're a kid, you feel the biggest guy in town on your little buzzing machine, then you get your driver's license and your first car, and your hate the thing for taking up so much space in the garage and stinking the place up with that awful gasoline stench. But remember you once liked it though ...

  23. Oh no! on Real Announces Helix Grant Winners · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They are to UC Santa Barbara for providing robust multicast support in Helix

    With 2123 gob-smacking episodes, there's really no need to inflict Santa Barbara multicasts on us again . It's robust enough already. Please! ...

  24. Re:But ofcourse on SCO Lobbying Congress Against Open Code · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, don't think so. After all, Linux isn't the first target Caldera had. They went for Microsoft before now, remember? That whole Dr-Dos case that was settled out of court?

    Being close to the DRDOS case, I happen to know it. In fact, Caldera created a spinoff around 1997 that was called Caldera Digital Research, that was later renamed Caldera Thin Clients, then Lineo, then Lineo was swallowed by Metrowerks. The folks who profited from the DRDOS case were the lawyers (of course), a bit Lineo and a lot Canopy. Caldera Systems (the Linux folks) didn't profit from that, or perhaps some execs did but not Caldera as a company, unless I'm mistaken.

    At any rate, the settlement was estimated around $155M, which is hardly enough to keep such a company afloat for long, especially now. But would you remember it, OpenLinux was once a popular distro, one that was quite ahead of its time. It sold well at some point.

  25. Re:So... on SCO Lobbying Congress Against Open Code · · Score: 0, Funny

    Darl McBride is a Mormon and you're an moron ...