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One Company's Response to SCO

Great_Jehovah writes "The CIO of Just Sports USA received an extortion letter from SCO, started a thread about it on the pgsql-general and then posted his response letter after weighing the various pieces of advice and info he received. Here's hoping that most of SCO's intended victims do the same." An anonymous reader submits a story in a Utah paper about SCO: "The Salt Lake City Weekly paper is running a front page article on the SCO shenanigans. The reporter interviewed Darl, Linus, Bruce Perens and others for the article with new choice quotes from them all." Also, IBM at Linuxworld claims it will win against SCO (miscellaneous plug: CmdrTaco will be speaking at Linuxworld later today).

705 comments

  1. wasting your time? be professional! by garcia · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The entire letter was "acceptable" until his closing paragraph where he told them to stop wasting his time and their time... If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter. Find another way to put it.

    I personally feel that ignoring them is a far better approach... Let them waste their time and effort mailing these things out to get no response. It's more frustrating that way.

    Just my worthless .02,

  2. Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by tcopeland · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is going the right way so far today.

    1. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by homb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not at all. Nothing happened to the stock price, you're looking at the 5-day graph.

      Take a look a the 1-year graph and you'll see how successful their disgusting strategy has been.

    2. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by finkployd · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too excited, just about everyone's stock did that today. Look at RHAT and (to a lesser extent) IBM

      Finkployd

    3. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by tealover · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, their stock has gone up a 1500% in less than one year.

      That'll teach them.

      --
      -- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
    4. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was moddes as insightful, funny, and interesting (suprising that it was not informative too because it had a link).

      An anecdotal slice of the time series data is not going to tell you anything. Considering that when you look at 3 month data you will see that the price for the past 3 months has been basically a sine wave oscilating between 14 and 18 a share. Considering that the stock was in the 1 to 2 dollar range from jan 02 to jan 03 when the current SCO execs bought their stock, I'd say that their plan (pump and dump) is working quite well. They just have to keep the fud going long enough to sell all their stock in smallish amounts over time (to keep off of the legal raday). Trust me at the current price, I doubt anyone at SCO is complaining about the free money.

    5. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amen, brother.

      And to paint a pretty picture of what you're saying, an href equals SCO's 1 year data. No one gives a flying care whether SCO's stock flutters around at $15. It was in danger of getting delisted a year ago. Darl has delivered quite handily what he promised to the board when he signed on.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    6. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bastard.

    7. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Reziac · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Even better, check out the 5-year graph.

      I notice another interesting feature, while the stock was at rock-bottom:

      Splits:14-Mar-02 [1:4]

      Doesn't this seem a tad, um, coincidental to you?

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    8. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Agar · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a "reverse stock split". The "1:4" means "we give you one new share (at 4x the current price) for four old shares."

      Compare it to Microsoft (for example), with their "2:1" split(s). "We give you two new shares at half the current price for your one old share."

      Take a look at the historical prices here. The Close column makes it pretty clear.

      SCOX needed to do this because of the delisting threat. NASDAQ will delist a company that can't maintain a share price over $1, and SCOX was at $0.50 (+- $0.10).

      No coincidence here at all.

    9. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, I misread it. [slaps self]

      But goes to point out even more how worthless it really is. Lessee... remove the reverse split and it's worth what in realworld value, about 12 cents??

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    10. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by choconutdancer · · Score: 1

      there is a large volume spike on the chart at one point today. a 150,000 trade
      anyone have the link that shows the SCO insider trades?

    11. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now that analysts and journalists are starting to catch on, expect to see more articles like this. I think that SCO's stock price is nearing the end of its plateau. I don't think that it will drop dramatically but will slowly decline over a number of months. If there are no quick wins in any of their lawsuits, then their investors will gradually lose faith.

      HH
      --

    12. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by choconutdancer · · Score: 1

      according the the yahoo msgboard it looks like it was a bug in the display software. it was only a 10.5K sale.

    13. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by xmedar · · Score: 1

      That gives me an idea, as SCO ae going to go after European companies now, what you need to do is be a British company that gets hit with one of those threatening letters, then you go out and buy a large number of Put options (you make money on them if their share price goes down) then launch a private criminal prosecution for fraud, or to be sepcific "Attempting To Obtain Money By Deception" in tue legalese, which will be nicely paid for by their stock falling off a cliff as it's a criminal case and you get to put all the SCO execs in jail too. Hacking isnt just for computers, it's good for the financial / justice system as well.

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      Any sufficiently advanced man is indistinguishable from God
    14. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's insane short interest in it right now.

      Unfortunately, that tends to prop it up :/

      Ironic, no?

    15. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Agar · · Score: 1

      Hmm, don't want to get you in a slap fight with yourself :), but just to be clear: the $0.50 price was pre-split. The post-split price was $2.00.

      You can't "unsplit" a stock that hasn't split yet, if that makes any sense.

      Another way to look at it is (in a hugely oversimplified way) stock price=company value/number of shares of stock outstanding.

      All a split does is change the shares outstanding--shrink the number in a reverse split, grow it in a traditional split. The company's value doesn't change due to the split, so the stock price is both $2.00 and $0.50, but never $0.125.

      Unless when you say "realworld value" you mean, "after the real world realizes SCO has no case, no product, an SEC investigation and a huge civil litigation overhang" then yes, I completely agree.

      SCO's real world value will be about 12 cents. But that's total value, not per-share price. :-)

    16. Re:Nice to see that the SCO stock price... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I really need to do something to improve my caffeine intake, since I can no longer do simple arithmetic before noon :)

      One suspects after the dust settles, SCO's realworld worth will be a large pile of bad debts. Sadly, SCO is probably structured so as *not* to take the Canopy Group with it when it goes under. And one might wonder what potential litigation that lot plans to buy up next?? Assuming they aren't all in the pen, of course.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  3. More Succinct Version: by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dear SCO: FUCK OFF.

  4. My Concern by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My concern with all of this crap, is the fact that someone hasn't forced SCO to shut the hell up. It reminds me of the Bully in grade school. He would consistantly beat up on kids every day. Some even to the point of actual damage, and he was NEVER suspended. Never. Ever. I think that is what needs to be really focused on. Not so much as "When will all of this madness end?", but rather "How can we prevent this from ever getting this far, if history repeats itself?"

    --

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    1. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awww, the nerdy kid got beat up on and now wants revenge.

      Do what my father did... Enrolled me in Karate.

    2. Re:My Concern by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Sorry to disappoint you. I was smarter then that. I was the bully's best friend.

      --

      "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    3. Re:My Concern by ActionPlant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is the legal bit. If our system was less beaurocratic (consider what just happened when the SCO failed to come forward with any real backup to their claims in court) we really could sue them for extortion.

      I'm all for standing up to the bully. The question is, how do we do it?

      Damon,

      --
      http://actionPlant.com
    4. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by friend, I mean he would beat me up daily and make me give him oral sex under the jungle gym.

    5. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops, I accidentally logged out. My bad.

      -- TheRealMindChild

    6. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Enrolled me in Karate.

      Way to go dad.

      "If someone bullies you, beat the shit out of him."

      That's not the way to rid the world of violence!

    7. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have homework to do?

    8. Re:My Concern by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > Enrolled me in Karate.
      > "If someone bullies you, beat the shit out of him."
      > That's not the way to rid the world of violence!

      If only we could rid the world of ignarant fucks like you. Karate is not about "beating the shit out of" anyone. But even if it were, beating the shit out of him will teach him not to do it in the future.

      Oh, and get a clue: the world will never be rid of violence until all animal life is extinguished from it.

    9. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the world will never be rid of violence until all animal life is extinguished from it.

      Awww... The "there's no way to eradicate crime/rape/genocide - let's stop fighting it and just accept it"-argument.

      Violence in its all forms is wrong - period.

    10. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "smarter then"?

      Than, you un-smart cretin.

    11. Re:My Concern by forged · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good analogy. Going through the SLT article reminded me of the Iraqi Information Minister..... Same kind of FUD and empty threats. Do you believe any of it ? I know I don't.

    12. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      > Violence in its all forms is wrong - period.

      So when you come home to find an escaped convict sodomizing your wife you're going to... use harsh language?

      Good thing you're an unwashed geek and unlikely to ever get married, 'cause if you don't think your wife's worth defending with violence, then she should probably know that up front.

    13. Re:My Concern by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, in this case, my prefered option would be long draw-out and inventive torture of the board and associated lackeys followed by a nuclear stike on SCO's HQ, but that's only because I love them so much.

      Of course, changing the law would be a good route, but before you do that you'd probably need to follow the advice of Dick from Shakespeare's King Henry VI: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." because while the legal profession remains in its current form, it will do everything possible to work against timely processing of expensive cases, even if the judges support it (are judges paid per case or per hour?)

    14. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on Earth

    15. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can we prevent this from ever getting this far, if history repeats itself?

      Repeal the 1st Amendment.

    16. Re:My Concern by 3dr · · Score: 4, Funny

      What we need is a mutually assured destruction. Nothing complicated, just something that would benefit us in many ways. Imagine this sample of bureaucracy:

      SCO, do you still have MP3s on your internal network? And RIAA, aren't you using Linux servers to track copyright infringers?

    17. Re:My Concern by Suidae · · Score: 1

      are judges paid per case or per hour?

      Salaried usually, to help remove incentive to run cases to fast or too slow.

    18. Re:My Concern by jallen02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is so easy to get on an ideological high that the practicalities of our world are missed.

      If even one person still believes in violence there must be a counter to that person, or at least a threat. You simply can't let a violent being go unchallenged. It is WRONG to let a violent person continue their violent actions. Some of the time the only way to end a violent persons actions are with violence. Im sorry you aren't going to talk a madman with an assault rifle who is on a killing spree down. You have to take him out.

      Same situation. If you have a son and he is picked on, pushed around, and in some cases involved in a fight not of his choosing would you have your son sit there and "take it like a man?". Some of the time there is no other way. When placed into a situation of extreme violence with no choice I would love to see how many people who preach non-violence stick to their claim and take the effects of the violence without fighting back.

      The only way it could ever work is if everyone in the world, all at once, agreed to stop all violence immediately and we had a way to irrevocably enforce the agreement. When such an ideological fantasy comes true let me know and I will agree along with the rest of the world

      Jeremy

    19. Re:My Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't this already done in Enemy of the State? I'd love to see that, but if the setup was unrealistic in a movie, it's probably pretty far out in real life...

      but this is SCO, so it could happen, and if it did, it would be entertaining, let alone poetic justice.

    20. Re:My Concern by guinan · · Score: 1

      Well, in this case, my prefered option would be long draw-out and inventive torture of the board and associated lackeys followed by a nuclear stike on SCO's HQ, but that's only because I love them so much.

      A Good place to start would be the guy's address on the letter:

      Mr. Philip Langer
      Regional Director, Intellectual Property Licensing
      SCO Group
      355 South 520 West Suite 100
      Lindon, Utah 84042

    21. Re:My Concern by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      If anyone has one of SCOs old Skunkware CDs that contains an MP3 of the soung "I wana be updated" based on annother soung.
      No doupt the band who recorded the soung gave SCO permit to put it on the CD "BUT" that band dosen't own the rights to the original soung.

      I'm sure the RIAA uses Linux somewhere....

      --
      I don't actually exist.
    22. Re:My Concern by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... anyone found any "computers" with MP3's on SCO's network??? Any of you karma whores wanna "report" it to the RIAA?

      Hmmm.. if it comes to court, dilemma.. who to support! :)

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      Have a nice day!
    23. Re:My Concern by mpe · · Score: 1

      The problem is the legal bit. If our system was less beaurocratic (consider what just happened when the SCO failed to come forward with any real backup to their claims in court) we really could sue them for extortion.

      As well as commercial software piracy. Since they are continuing to distribute GPL software, whilist claiming that the GPL does not apply to them. Dosn't the law, as it now stands, make this a criminal rather than civil activity.

    24. Re:My Concern by mpe · · Score: 1

      Of course, changing the law would be a good route,

      Assuming the problem is (entirely) within the law, as opposed to how it is operated.

      but before you do that you'd probably need to follow the advice of Dick from Shakespeare's King Henry VI: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." because while the legal profession remains in its current form, it will do everything possible to work against timely processing of expensive cases, even if the judges support it (are judges paid per case or per hour?)

      How many judges are not lawyers? Maybe lawyers should also be ineligable to play any part in the executive and legislative arms of government.

  5. One person's response to SCO by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    ha.

    Haha.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Heh.

    GWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    SCO.

    *sniff*

    What was the question again?

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    Sent from your iPad.
    1. Re:One person's response to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dear SCO,

      Yep, we stole your code, your money, your customers, your stock value, and your wives are next.

      Yours Truly,
      Microsoft, IBM, & Open Software developers everywhere.

    2. Re:One person's response to SCO by lildogie · · Score: 1

      It's the alpha release of the Monty Python "And Now For Something Completely Different" Secret Weapon!

      Once it's perfected, we'll inflict it on our enemies, and they'll die laughing!

      Now, how do you stop Darl from smelling? .mike

    3. Re:One person's response to SCO by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      ha.

      Haha.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Heh.

      GWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      SCO.

      *sniff*

      What was the question again?

      You stole my response, I'm going to sue you.

      --
      in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that :-D
      Francis Smit
    4. Re:One person's response to SCO by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Heh, Heh.

      That post made my day, Thank you!

  6. Save us from ourselves.... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article: "I've been pounding the table here for a year or so saying there's no free lunch, and there is going to be a day of reckoning for every company that thinks they are going to try and sell a free model."

    What is with this messianic attitude? Perhaps what Darl does not realize is that folks contribute to Linux and other open source projects through a variety of reasons. Notably, some contributions to open source have happened via tax-payer funded projects from a variety of nations throughout the world. Other contributions are made from the generous and charitable contributions of others who simply want to make a difference. Darl wants to exploit those contributions and leverage his band of merry lawyers to "liberate" Linux from the rest of us. Only his liberation is not for anything other than selfish desires (like any criminal who sees nothing wrong with theft) with no respect to the common good.

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    1. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by Joe+MacDonald · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Holy crap! Did Darl really say he was pounding on the table? As soon as I read that I thought of Eben Moglen's article and this bit from the very first:
      There's a traditional definition of a shyster: a lawyer who, when the law is against him, pounds on the facts; when the facts are against him, pounds on the law; and when both the facts and the law are against him, pounds on the table.
      Not a good picture to paint of yourself, even if you aren't the lawyer.
      --
      -Joe
    2. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by TwinkieStix · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't forget the most "capitalistic" of them all:
      I need a feature, so I'll pay somebody to do it (or if I can code do it myself).
      In the long run, I can see this being the most popular way new featured are added. It's almost as if we cut out the middle man (sales, marketing, useless features to make a 2004 version of the 2003 version for extra cash flow, lawyers, CEOs) and software is directly created by companies and users, or people paid directly by them.

      An additional side effect will be small consulting firms for companies to get specialized software. These firms will be local and supply only domestic work.

    3. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by IMustBeStupid · · Score: 1

      I guess it's time to shut down the American Cancer Society, the Red Cross, all churches, ... since they're not motivated by profit.

      HEY! I think I'll sue the Catholic Church for $10 billion because they aren't doing things the American Way(tm)...

    4. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by ttyv0 · · Score: 1

      This actually reminded me of Nikita Khrushchev famous shoe poinding insident at UN:

      Darl, removing his show:
      THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH!!!

    5. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by mrlpz · · Score: 1

      You mean like Howard Dean was doing by shouting out the names of all those states ( but can he name all the capitals ? ), and then doing his best CowBoy imi-tation ? You mean passionate like that ?

      Sure...go ahead, off-topic the comment, it'll still be just as funny.

    6. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      and once they turn the tables on Mcbride, he'll be pounding on rocks in the hot sun.

      (singing)
      Oh, he fought the law and the .... law won,
      Yes, he fought the law and the law won.

      --
      try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    7. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by Digital+Mage · · Score: 1

      The quote reminds of Nikita Kruschev pounding his shoe on the UN desk shouting "We will bury you" amongst other nonsense.

    8. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except McBride has more credibility than Howard Dean.

    9. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by K_J_Raine · · Score: 1
      when both the facts and the law are against him, pounds on the table.

      Notice that there wasn't said WHAT was being pounded on the table...

      My money's on Darl's head...

      --
      There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. -- J. H. Goldfuss
    10. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually I think he said he was whacking the donkey

    11. Re:Save us from ourselves.... by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Yes..

      This is the exact case that I have made for Free GPL software all the time. The cost of hiring a professional GNU/Linux/FS Guru will still be substantially cheaper than all the liscenses of MS.

      Also if a feature is desperately needed, and even the Guru cannot implement it. Launch a bounty scheme to allow other programmers to be able to incorporate the features. End of the day someone gets paid, everyone benifits.. and its still cheaper than MS.

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      Have a nice day!
  7. SCO Craves Attention by redhawk1044 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    SCO is just trying to get the attention of everyone in an attempt to get people to gain knowledge of their product so they can make money and as we all know they have been lobying congress to get them to ban open-source because they aren't making any money. So if we all just ignore them maybe they will go away. Talk to you all later Joel

  8. So...SCO== by grasshoppa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    SCO==Full of shit?

    Does this sound familar to anyone else?

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    1. Re:So...SCO== by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCOforum

      I misread "SCOforum" as -- ahh, never mind.

  9. Here's what I'm wondering... by neilcSD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it that no one has taken SCO to court to get an injunction filed against them, barring them from collecting money or sending 'extortion' letters until their case is proved in court? It makes no sense to me that they can send out these letters, making threats, on a legal matter that is nowhere close to being decided. How about if SCO loses? Do they have to refund everyone who was coerced into buying licenses? It's ridiculous that no one has tried to prevent them from talking out their asses yet. It makes sense to me, am I missing something?

    1. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It does make sense to shut them up. Then again the more they talk now, the more you can get off libel and slander lawsuits that follow. Those Suits won't be againist the SCO group, bt personally againist, Darell, Chris, Blake, Tibbets, Boise.

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    2. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by ActionPlant · · Score: 1

      Because chances are, if the SCO does win in the courts, the first people they'll go after will be those who had that injunction filed. Bully syndrome again; the simple truth is that people are afraid of them.

      Damon,

      --
      http://actionPlant.com
    3. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Orion442 · · Score: 0

      I've been wondering that too. Couldn't the companies petition the Justice Department to look into it? But at the same time, SCO may have been looking at how the RIAA sends out their letters and decided they learned something from them.

    4. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why is it that no one has taken SCO to court to get an injunction filed against them, barring them from collecting money or sending 'extortion' letters until their case is proved in court?

      Er.... That would be RedHat, would'nt it? Isn't that exactly what RedHat's lawsuit is about?

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    5. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Informative
      Why is it that no one has taken SCO to court to get an injunction filed against them

      That was already done in Germany, they can't talk about their claims there until they are willing to show their "proof" in court.

    6. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      A German court told them to shut the hell up or provide actual proof of their allegations.

      I believe Australia (or was that New Zealand? I'm too tired to look it up) is in the process of doing much the same.

    7. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by hesiod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > How about if SCO loses? Do they have to refund everyone who was coerced into buying licenses?

      No, because at the time, the people "chose" to pay the license. They could have:
      - paid the fee
      - stopped using the software (however unrealistic)
      - challenged the fee in court
      - waited for the outcome of this case.

      If they choose the last option and SCO wins, they can be penalized even more for not paying "when required." If they choose to challenge it, they put a lot of money on the line (hell of a lot more than $699) to defend themselves. They could switch OSes, but that's entirely unrealistic, and I imagine SCO is counting all this to force the victims to choose the first option: to pay with no chance of refund (unless later they pursue further legal action over the extortion of $700).

    8. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by neilcSD · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard of anything coming out of this yet. Has there been a determination either way, and how is the case progressing?

    9. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by VivianC · · Score: 1

      Isn't that exactly what RedHat's lawsuit is about?

      Does anyone know which OS this company was using? If a few Red Hat customers come forward with these letters, it will kill SCO's claims that Red Hat has no legal standing to bring the suit. Do you think SCO is being that careful with to whom they send the letters?

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    10. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by TWX · · Score: 1

      "If they choose the last option and SCO wins, they can be penalized even more for not paying 'when required.'"

      Are you certain about that? Remember, if you have a grievance with a utility company and you file your complaint with both them and with the local regulatory agency, you don't continue to accrue damages against yourself until the situation is resolved through mediation or through court order. Since SCO cannot prove that they own the code, they cannot claim damages. I would speculate that a court would also agree that if somehow it were to freeze over in hell and SCO were to defeat Novell and IBM in court, from the date that SCO proved their case they could start charging punitive damages along with licenses, but not until then.

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    11. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Are you certain about that?

      I'm not certain about anything when more than one human is involved. Sometimes, even just one.

      > if you have a grievance with a utility company and you file your complaint with both them and with the local regulatory agency

      That's the thing. If you file a grievance/complaint. Does that cost money to do properly? More than $699? Any company who has faced legal issues before would most likely pay a lawyer to draw up such documents, if necessary, which would get expensive in a matter of hours. After 5 hours of a pretty cheap lawyer, you start losing money on the whole thing.

      I still think the end result is ignore, pay up, or face legal crap (you could be on either "side").

      Granted, you are probably right that you could not accrue more damages against you, legal fees are not taken into consideration.

    12. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      Why is it that no one has taken SCO to court to get an injunction filed against them, barring them from collecting money or sending 'extortion' letters until their case is proved in court?
      As I semi-understand the way injunctions work, that would be fine for one company to file an injunction against SCO, and SCO would not be allowed to send them an extortion letter. Since these letters are individually sent, though, an injunction can't prevent them from sending extortion letters to other companies. Injunctions protect you--not the world.
      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
    13. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by kmichels · · Score: 1

      Nah, leave them be - they're digging themselves into a very deep hole all by themselves. No point in offering to help when they're hell bent on hanging themselves with their own rope on their own gallows . . .

    14. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Are you certain about that? Remember, if you have a grievance with a utility company and you file your complaint with both them and with the local regulatory agency, you don't continue to accrue damages against yourself until the situation is resolved through mediation or through court order.

      That's utility companies. Utilities are a special class of goods that the government and society have decided *everyone* should have access to, so they are regulated differently from "optional" stuff (like food, clothing, and housing). Software is not a utility, and is not so regulated.

      SCO can simply say that the license fee is $X now, and $X+Y*Z after they win (obligatory guffaw). No regulation can prevent them from raising their prices.

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    15. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by jmv · · Score: 1

      Not that sure. Depends on what they bought exactly, who is the real UNIX copyright owner and things like that.

    16. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by dvNull · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      SCO calls the current licensing prices an 'introductory offer'. They can make it whatever they choose if they win the case , however unlikely that may be.

      Personally I think that upper management at SCOG and Canopy should go to when SCOG's claims are found to be of no merit in court.

      - dvnull

    17. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by rhizome · · Score: 1

      except that nobody is saying that the RIAA members don't own the copyrights they're suing over.

      --
      When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
    18. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      > How about if SCO loses? Do they have to refund everyone who was coerced into buying licenses?

      No, because at the time, the people "chose" to pay the license.


      That's not my understanding of how fraud cases work. If I choose to pay someone $14 million for the Brooklyn Bridge, and he's convicted of fraud on the grounds that he doesn't actually own said bridge, he is not entitled to keep the $14 million.

      --

      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    19. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      SCO has specifically acted to prevent remediation, and publically stated that the reason for them to act the way they have is to prevent remediation. In this situation, SCO has basically stated that it's in their financial interests for people to not stop violating their IP, and so they've claimed their IP is worse than worthless. SCO is therefore unlikely to get any damages from anyone who fails to pay, even if they win a lawsuit against them.

      In addition, SCO has yet to file any official legal claim to anything in the Linux kernel; that's all PR. At most, they've stated that IBM has violated their contract by contributing things, but nobody else is a party to that contract and therefore nobody else is liable for IBM's actions.

      The only reason, at this point, to pay $700 to SCO would be to become the victim of extortion and mail fraud, so that you could press criminal charges against SCO. (Civil charges are essentially worthless, because once you've proved that SCO doesn't own anything, there's nothing left for you to get from them)

    20. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Do they have to refund everyone who was coerced into buying licenses?

      As John Wayne once said, "Life is tough, life is tougher when your stupid."
      The "licenses" is to hold harmless, or is lay terms they agree not to sue you, if there is nothing to sue over, they still haven't sued you, and fullfilled their agreement; no refund due!

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    21. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by strike3 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that no one has taken SCO to court to get an injunction filed against them, barring them from collecting money or sending 'extortion' letters until their case is proved in court?

      There are some significant legal hoops one must jump through to obtain injunctive relief. Depending on the court, the party asking for the injunction could have to prove 'irreparable harm' that could not be made up for via money damages later, a significant likelihood of success on the merits of the case at trial, and/or that the burden created by not having the injunction is greater than the burden placed on SCO by granting the injunction.

      The 'irreparable harm' bit seems to be the most tenuous here, as money damages will most likely suffice for any harm SCO causes.

    22. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      If what you say is true then why don't more people send bills for bogus things to corporations. Why don't you say that you own some code in linux and send corporations a bill for $500.00?

      It's not that easy. If a corporation pays up then they face extortion from everybody. It's usually worth it to fight blackmailers.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    23. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Orion442 · · Score: 0

      I am, they belong to the artists that created them; in the end, the artists should have the final word as to who gets sued, not some suits screwing the artists too.

    24. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by mpe · · Score: 1

      How about if SCO loses? Do they have to refund everyone who was coerced into buying licenses?

      If you paid SCO and they lost you'd need to sue them to try and get your money back. Good luck, since you'd probably be just another unsecured creditor of a bankrupt company.

      It's ridiculous that no one has tried to prevent them from talking out their asses yet. It makes sense to me, am I missing something?

      The concept of "freedom of speach". SCO can say whatever they like, but no-one is obliged to listen to them or believe what they say. Similarly anyone else has the freedom to comment on, critique and debunk whatever SCO might be saying.

    25. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by mpe · · Score: 1

      If what you say is true then why don't more people send bills for bogus things to corporations.

      Bogus billing is a fairly common and well known scam. Typically along the lines of invoicing for something never ordered. It still goes on because there are still companies who don't reconcile invoices to orders.

    26. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Why don't you say that you own some code in linux and send corporations a bill for $500.00?

      Because I've got ethics. Haha, yeah right. Actually, it's because anyone who knows me could say in an instant that I don't have the skill to write anything useful that isn't already written. Plus, I understand the GPL and know it would be futile. SCO either does not know this, doesn't care, or they think they have a valid claim (who knows, maybe they do -- but I doubt it).

      Some companies (I doubt it's any big or well-known ones) DO send bills for bogus things. More likely, it's an individual posing as a company.

      > It's usually worth it to fight blackmailers

      While I agree that they should fight back, but some just want to ignore it because they only lost what they consider a small amount of money. To the person that receives a few of them, though, it's quite a bit. The amount they pay in legal bills might easily exceed the money lost by the fraud (not blackmail, BTW, that's a bit different).

      Plus, since the U.S. does not have an automatic loser-pays system, those legal fees might not be reimbursed. In that case, it is certainly not worth it to fight.

    27. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > he is not entitled to keep the $14 million.

      Is the other entitled to get it all back, though?

    28. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by VivianC · · Score: 1

      To answer my own question (since no one else did), he is using Gentoo and Slackware in his shop according to his postings at Groklaw.

      --
      Viv

      Gmail invites for ip
    29. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Is the other entitled to get it all back, though?

      No, the lawyers usually walk away with most of it.

      --

      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    30. Re:Here's what I'm wondering... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      I think you are way too overestimating what is likely to happen. If corporations would pay an invoice for 500 from anybody who threatens to sue then everybody would be doing it. Trust me it doesn't work that way.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

  10. I tip my hat to Mr. Roy and Just Sports! by marko_ramius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:I tip my hat to Mr. Roy and Just Sports! by read-only · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I think I'll head over to justsportsusa.com right now and buy something. Anyone who stands up to the SCO bullies like that deserves my business!

  11. Ugh by Tirinal · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I wish we'd stop having a daily SCO story every time they do something despicable. All of this self-righteous indignation is completely irrelevent. SCO doesn't care if they're wrong. Considering how smart their lawyers are, they probably know they're wrong. What they are trying to achieve is progress based solely on the ponderosity of their own momentum, which we are helping to propagate with all this nonsensical rambling.

    --
    ~Tirinal
    1. Re:Ugh by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Considering how smart their lawyers are, they probably know they're wrong.

      If it can be demonstrated that they presented something as true that they knew
      to be false, isn't that grounds for being disbarred?

      --

      *sigh* back to work...
  12. Salt Lake Article by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That has to be the best damned article I've read on the "SCO" case. Granted, it was slanted against SCO - but it provided logical, point-by-point facts about the history of the case. No new arguments for the geek crowd - but that's one I'll print out and show to the non-geeks I work with who haven't understood what the big deal is.

    While we're at it, Mr. Johnson's article should be printed out and mailed to every member of Congress, the Senate, and to Mr. Bush to stop any of the "anti-Open Source" lobbyists dead in their tracks.

    I used to live in Salt Lake and remember how good the "City Weekly" was, but I had forgotten that every so often, those bastards could really write.

    1. Re:Salt Lake Article by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "While we're at it, Mr. Johnson's article should be printed out and mailed to every member of Congress, the Senate, and to Mr. Bush to stop any of the "anti-Open Source" lobbyists dead in their tracks." not a good idea. you forget that Bush's interests are very much on the "for-profit" side of things.

    2. Re:Salt Lake Article by hargettp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That the article was written in Darl McBride's own backyard (Utah) is particularly telling. Any company worth it's salt knows that you at least keep your local press on your side: that's who your employees, your suppliers, and your closetst customers and partners read.

    3. Re:Salt Lake Article by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that you generally start with a "home field advantage" with the local press, you usually have to hurt them in some way to get them to be against you. Look at the P-I and MS or the Mercury News coverage of MS.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    4. Re:Salt Lake Article by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bush's interests are very much on the "for-profit" side of things.

      Perhaps, but one of the big reasons companies use Linux is to reduce costs: ie, turn more profit. I think Bush would rather see companies like IBM profit than those like SCO.

      Has Halliburton paid their SCO tax yet? How about the Pentagon?

    5. Re:Salt Lake Article by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Bush's interests also are on the side of defense contractors, who all use Linux extensively. TRW, for one, was a very early adopter of the Beowulf cluster. They will no doubt have their lobbyists counter the anti-open source advocates, and any defense contractor can spend more money on lobbyists than SCO is worth. So I wouldn't count on the SCO efforts getting very far. Besides, Bush got beat up on pretty badly after the steel tariffs, even by fellow Republicans, so the last thing he needs right now, before an election, is to be seen as protectionist.

    6. Re:Salt Lake Article by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they use Linux.

    7. Re:Salt Lake Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRW, for one, was a very early adopter of the Beowulf cluster.

      Imagine that!

    8. Re:Salt Lake Article by utahjazz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Any company worth it's salt knows that you at least keep your local press on your side:

      City Weekly is a paper catering to the non-Mormon majority in Salt Lake, who see Lindon/Orem/Provo as a sureal Mormon enclave a million miles away. People joke that you need to get a visa to go there.

      To Darl, the 'local press' is the Deseret News. Their slant can be seen here:

      SCO Group now offering license outside the U.S.

      Google and SCO hold talks

      SCO sues Novell, claiming slander

      Bear in mind, Novell is in Orem.

    9. Re:Salt Lake Article by shiffman · · Score: 1

      not a good idea. you forget that Bush's interests are very much on the "for-profit" side of things.

      Yeah, we can't expect Bush & co. to pay any attention to the needs of socialist gangs like IBM or HP.

      Let's face it: this isn't just SCO vs. a bunch of counterculture coders. It's SCO against some of the biggest names in the business world.

    10. Re:Salt Lake Article by starm_ · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. Linux is very integrated everywhere including many vital parts government including national security and counter terrorism.
      You could even say: "If you go against Linux you are helping terrorism."

      Now that! would be talking in words Bush can understand.

    11. Re:Salt Lake Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Deseret news was even mentioned in SCO's complaint against Novell.

      Those people can't even spell "desert"..

      (Seriously though, anyone know the emtymology of that name?)

    12. Re:Salt Lake Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      IIRC, It comes from Joseph Smith's strange quasi-"Hebrew" (and ultimately worthless) translation of old documents from the middle east. I can't remember if this is the one that's actually from a dime-a-dozen copy of the Egyptian scrolls of Ani (book of the dead) or whether it's one of the others that he claimed to have "translated," by making things up (if you ask a non-mormon scholar of these languages) or with help from god (if you ask a Mormon).

      Anyway, the name filtered down and became the Mormon's euphemism for the communal society that they wanted to create under Brigham Young after moving to what would become the Utah territory. i.e. "Deseret" is not all that different from Jim Jones' "Peoples' Temple" and so on... a self-sustained society of the faithful, trading and interacting primarily amongst themselves, with external activity being limited, for the most part, to conversion activity. They actually have a Hymn which begins "In our lovely Deseret, where the saints of god have met..."

    13. Re:Salt Lake Article by slycrel · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of us in Utah valley who are sick to death of SCO.

      And, ironically, Novell is also based just a few miles away and are one of the major players in this, on the other side.

    14. Re:Salt Lake Article by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      I think Bush would rather see companies like IBM profit than those like SCO.

      Depends which one has been "sponsoring" him the most heavily of late...

    15. Re:Salt Lake Article by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the matriarchal religion in Frank Herbert's Dune? The Bene Deseret I think... :)

    16. Re:Salt Lake Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Bush would rather see companies like IBM profit than those like SCO.

      IBM? dunno. Microsoft and Intel? closer. Standard Oil? definitely.

    17. Re:Salt Lake Article by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Bush's interests are very much on the "for-profit" side of things.

      I'm sure that after the Florida election brewhaha, Bush is going to be impressed with SCOX choise of lawyers too.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  13. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by ActionPlant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have to agree...it wasn't very professional to end the letter that way. Of course he was justified in saying so.

    What has me curious is if everyone were to follow suit, will this actually stop the SCO, or will it be more like a "Verizon vs. the RIAA" kind of thing? The SCO may stop picking on these guys temporarily, but that doesn't mean they'll stop altogether. Chances are they'll simply find another route. Folks with homebrew servers, beware!

    Damon,

    --
    http://actionPlant.com
  14. Rofl by Chitlenz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darlness... nice.

    Don't get any on you heh.

    --
    Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
  15. Stupid. by Krapangor · · Score: 1

    Such reponses have always to be made by laywers for obvious reasons. Even if the original threat if fraudulent.
    If a CIO is responding to them on his own account then he is endangering the whole company. Usually such people get another letter - the pink slip from his boss. And the boss will be right.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    1. Re:Stupid. by gavinroy · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was run by our lawyer and CEO :)

    2. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further proof that mensa is filled with morons.

    3. Re:Stupid. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      You don't think he ran that past the company legal team, if only to make sure he included the maximum amount of knee-in-the-groin phrasing?

      Or that maybe he actually is the company legal expert, and has a very good idea of what he's doing?

    4. Re:Stupid. by thrillbert · · Score: 1

      Proud owner of a Mensa membership card.

      If that statement is true, then you must have stolen it because you can't seem to be able to put a proper sentence together:

      have always to be made by laywers

      How about always have to be made by lawyers or maybe have to always be made by a lawyer.

      Even if the original threat if fraudulent

      I assume you were going for IS instead of IF.. good try though, keep working at it and maybe they'll let you clean up some old test papers off the floor at the next Mensa meeting...

      ---
      To please try to keep up!

    5. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cool! plz. thank them both on behalf of all of us.

  16. One word by Levine · · Score: 0, Troll

    Owned.

    1. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you spelled that incorrectly. Here's how it should be:

      "$ ( 0 i$ t3h pwn3d!"

  17. Choice quotes by herrvinny · · Score: 4, Funny

    "He's no geek," says Benjamin Choate, a self-trained Linux user living in Logan. "His tan's too good."....

    In June 2002, the copper-toned McBride took over the reigns of Caldera, a Linux and UNIX distributor desperately trying to find its place in the Information Technology world.

    Gotta love the journalist for poking fun at Darly.

    And Linus:

    When asked if he had any questions to pass along to McBride, Linus Torvalds chose to err on the side of caution. "The less I have to do with Darl McBride, the better off I am ... I don't want for that 'Darlness' to rub off on me."

    1. Re:Choice quotes by theCoder · · Score: 4, Funny
      I personally like this one near the start:

      That's Darl McBride, president and CEO of the SCO Group, a perennial loser at selling UNIX and, until recently, Linux operating systems.


      [emphasis added]

      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
    2. Re:Choice quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not tan.

      It's shit.

      really.

    3. Re:Choice quotes by CowBovNeal · · Score: 1

      .
      so now you know who's been frolicking with tub girl ;)

      --
      Bush is on fire and its not good for my lungs.
    4. Re:Choice quotes by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that Perennial, as in Bruce Perens? :)

    5. Re:Choice quotes by Kelz · · Score: 1

      My fav (emphasis mine): "I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is"
      -Darl McBride

    6. Re:Choice quotes by CBravo · · Score: 1

      For once, you being an anonymous "cow"ard makes sense. I would like to be anonymous too, if I were you :-).

      --
      nosig today
  18. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by monadicIO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter.

    Since when is calling a spade a spade unprofessional?

    --

    The law of excluded middle : Either I'm foo or I'm foobar

  19. Typo too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He also used the phrase "to indeed exist" when he should have said "do indeed exist.

  20. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would suggest that response was far more 'acceptable' than the extortion threat that was the letter from SCO.

    SCO *is* wasting a valuable person's time... he had to spend time treating that letter seriously, and if I were him, I'd be keeping a log of all time spent on the SCO issue in the hope that it could be used to sue them in small claims court for expenses after SCO loses in court. Of course, I expect that SCO won't have much left at that point, but it would be fun to kick them in the nuts when they're down.

  21. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by princewally · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm just glad to see someone bringing the threats to a public forum, and responding in a reasonable manner.

    Too many of the public responses seem to be nothing more than namecalling and puffed up catfights.

    I, personally(not that anyone cares), can forgive one bad line in an otherwise excellent letter.

    --

    -
    "Vengeance is fine," sayeth the Lord.
  22. Cheap bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    $699 is not that much to pay for a great OS.

    1. Re:Cheap bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $699 is too much to pay to any thief or corporate extortionist.

  23. So? by Orion442 · · Score: 0, Funny

    I would have replaced "Sincerely" with "Kiss My Hairy White Ass." But that's just me...

    1. Re:So? by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 1

      Heh. If I ever got one of those letters, my entire reply would most likely be

      To Whom it may concern,

      Fuck off.

      Yours sincerely,
      Scott Miller

  24. Mod Parent up - Excellent point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody have an answer to this?

  25. Text of the .PDF response letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    January 21, 2004
    Mr. Philip Langer
    Regional Director, Intellectual Property Licensing
    SCO Group
    355 South 520 West Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042
    Dear Mr. Langer:
    I am writing you in response to your letter dated January 19th, 2004 in which you advised that you would
    consider legal action if we failed to respond to your efforts to pursue a licensing arrangement. To date, I
    have yet to receive any information concerning our systems and what you allege violates your intellectual
    property rights. You have sent me letters that conflict with other statements made by representatives of the
    SCO Group concerning SCO's ownership of UNIX ABI's and their supposed (re)distribution under the
    GPL in the Linux kernel.
    If you would like to detail directly which of our systems allegedly violate your copyrights, and specifically
    which code on said systems allegedly violates said copyrights, we will be happy to do an internal audit to
    verify your claims. Once the results of said audit are complete, we will be more than willing discuss any
    pending licensing issues with you.
    Our current understanding of your legal situation is that your organization has yet to prove your claims of
    SCO intellectual property being included in the GPL based Linux kernel software that SCO itself has
    distributed under the GPL. While I understand your concerns regarding intellectual property and your
    desire to protect SCO's property, at this time, the legality and claims concerning SCO's ownership of code
    that exists in the 2.4 Linux kernel has yet to be determined by a court of law. I, speaking for myself, follow
    with interest SCO Group's contortions in its lawsuits against Novell and IBM, and its defense against the
    lawsuit brought by Red Hat. In my study of the events that have transpired, it's my understanding that
    SCO Group has yet to produce any substantive evidence as to the claims regarding code misappropriation
    by IBM. I am requesting the SCO Group to provide to my organization substantive evidence of alleged
    copyright violations so that we may compare the alleged violations for the purpose of internal audit to
    determine if any licensing needs to indeed exist. I do, however, intend to publicly document the results of
    said audit and any communication with the SCO Group regarding this matter.
    Before you waste any more of my time or yours, please detail exact information such as the offending lines
    of code and the kernel versions you contend this code is in. Alternatively if your organization agrees, we
    can re-address these issues after your current lawsuits regarding these issues are finalized.
    Sincerely,
    Gavin M. Roy
    Chief Information Officer
    Just Sports USA

    1. Re:Text of the .PDF response letter by symbolic · · Score: 0, Redundant


      Very well stated.

    2. Re:Text of the .PDF response letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm such a karma whore

    3. Re:Text of the .PDF response letter by Draoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      January 21, 2004
      Mr. Philip Langer
      Regional Director, Intellectual Property Licensing
      SCO Group
      Interestingly enough, where I come from, Langer has an interesting and totally appropriate meaning!
      --
      Alison

      "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

    4. Re:Text of the .PDF response letter by El · · Score: 1

      Good thing he doesn't live in Wanker's Corner, Oregon... here

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    5. Re:Text of the .PDF response letter by Observador · · Score: 1

      I dunno 'bout the rest of the /.ers but i just like the Geeky-School-Jock pushes back Geek-Pretender tone of the response

      --
      I wish I could filter out the annoying Pickens articles...
  26. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by metlin · · Score: 0, Informative

    Informative? Did the moderators even bother reading the PDF?

    Its got a picture of Goatse. Sheesh!

    Freakin' hell.

  27. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by MPolo · · Score: 0

    Please note that parent is a troll. The PDF contains goatse material. (Although the GIF is genuine.)

  28. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by exeunt · · Score: 0, Informative

    How did this get moderated up? Did ANYONE actualy click on the links to see if they are real?

    The GIF is real, but goatse warning in that PDF.

    --
    "...silence is a dangerous sound."
  29. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by mopslik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's hardly that unprofessional. It comes across as a personal opinion, rather than a "purely factual" representation, but it is in no way insulting or offensive, any more so than asking someone to move out of your way in a supermarket aisle. Besides, when has SCO acted purely according to professional business standards anyway?

    Personally, I think the mildly-annoyed personal flair indicates that he's seriously considered the issue and is weighing in on it, rather than simply having his lawyers whip up some legalese response. But then, that's just me.

  30. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by garcia · · Score: 1

    who said that you had to be as infantile as they were? "Kicking them in the nuts when they are down?" Oh give me a break.

    Let's make ourselves look even better in the face of the law when it comes time for that. Sending back threatening letters doesn't make anyone any better than SCO.

  31. My favorite quote by bahamat · · Score: 3, Funny

    "That's Darl McBride, president and CEO of the SCO Group, a perennial loser at selling UNIX"

    Nice :-)

    1. Re:My favorite quote by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      I like this line better:

      The open-development model allowed hackers to modify and add to the kernel via computer terminals linked around the world, each new chunk of code enabling the next.

      those nutty hackers and their computer terminals!

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    2. Re:My favorite quote by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Darl McBride , a perenial loser at selling UNIX represented by BOISE & wassisname , perenial losers at lawsuits.

      Why are we worried?

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    3. Re:My favorite quote by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Boies did win against Microsoft. New president, bends over backwards to kiss business ass, cuts Boies off at the knees.

    4. Re:My favorite quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is your definition of a win, you are a loser.

    5. Re:My favorite quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should include this in linux-fortune :)

  32. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have mixed feelings about your opinion of the letter's last paragraph. Maybe it does tarnish a great letter - maybe it is a fitting 'cherry on top.'

  33. RICO act Remedy? by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 4, Interesting



    I'm sure this has been brought up before (though I can't find it right off), but isn't this type of arm-twisting by SCO illegal?

    For example, and any input from you legal beagles out there would be greatly appreciated, couldn't a company such as Just Sports use the RICO act as a means of seeking relief?

    --
    --- have you healed your church website?
    1. Re:RICO act Remedy? by enjo13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      IANAL:)

      However, this has been brought up with our lawyers in response to SCO. According to our counsel, to really have any chance of winning we'd need to be able to show that SCO has direct knowledge that their claims are false. At this point, SCO is attempting to assert rights and claims that it BELEIVES it has (apparently). As such, until the courts decide one way or the other they can pretty much get away with this.

      What would be gold would be a company memo, high ranking employee, or anything that could clearly show that this is all made up or based on very thin evidence.... which is pretty unlikely to turn up.

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    2. Re:RICO act Remedy? by hendridm · · Score: 1

      My favorite part of the RICO act (emphasis mine):

      So long as a civil RICO plaintiff is injured by reason of the defendant's operation or management of the enterprise through a pattern of racketeering, the plaintiff is entitled to treble damages, attorneys' fees and costs under section 1964(c) (commonly referred to as RICO's civil liability provision).
    3. Re:RICO act Remedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it does know that its copyrights are disputed by Novell and also by the University of California (BSD case... claimed there were no valid copyrights over Unix, judge agreed).

      SCO has made false statements in the media and also conflicting statements.

      SCO can not claim good faith here.

      Proving they _know_ it was wrong might be difficult but all evidence shows that they should (and probably do) know better.

    4. Re:RICO act Remedy? by Jeremiah+Blatz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sorry, but I believe that you're just wrong. Unless SCO knows FOR CERTAIN that their threatened lawsuit has ABSOLUTELY NO merit, they can threaten to sue, and sue, all they want. Perhaps RICO has some provision that if you can prove that SCO doesn't intend to actually sue, then you can bust them. But that's almost impossible, unless the SCO people are excruciatingly stupid. Basically, the US legal system is very much into letting the courts decide, and pretty much doesn't recognize that there are large costs to successfully defending a lawsuit. In some ways it sucks (example: SCO), but in other ways it's good, as it allows flexibility on a case-by-case basis. (As opposed to codifying everything strictly into law, which has many downsides.)

    5. Re:RICO act Remedy? by socialpariah · · Score: 1

      Well, if the RICO act does not apply, then the
      US should certainly adopt some sort of law to head off companies such as SCO.

      Companies should not be allowed to sue individuals if the intellectual property is still in question. Shouldn't there be a law for that?

    6. Re:RICO act Remedy? by El · · Score: 1

      This would be known the "I'm not committing extortion, I'm just an idiot!" defense...

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    7. Re:RICO act Remedy? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Here's a link to where the internal corporate memo of false IP claims
      is. I swear, just look at the title. Apparently they took it down. Maybe google has a cache of it. ;)

    8. Re:RICO act Remedy? by whittrash · · Score: 1

      RICO = Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations

      Thats what it is. It would be tough to get anything out of SCO though. Can't squeeze blood from a stone.

    9. Re:RICO act Remedy? by StringBlade · · Score: 1
      unless the SCO people are excruciatingly stupid

      Ummmm....think about who we're talking about for a minute before you finish. :-)

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
    10. Re:RICO act Remedy? by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Hey, Wait a minute. I just happen to play in a very obscure game known as Subspace. (Google it for yourself, An open source win!) My name is Mr. Rico, (Chosen as a homage to Starship Troopers)

      I claim prior art. Because I am deeply aware of the fact that if you meet me in that forum I will hand you your head.

      Thus, any use of the word "Rico" is now subject to a license fee and any arbitration will be settled in Subspace.

      That is all.

    11. Re:RICO act Remedy? by Jeremiah+Blatz · · Score: 1
      Ummmm....think about who we're talking about for a minute before you finish. :-)


      Yah, yah. Unable to produce a decent software system? Yes. Evil? Yes. Engage in high-stakes litigation games? Yes. Excruciatingly stupid? Remains to be seen. I mean, if they get bought out, they win.
    12. Re:RICO act Remedy? by StringBlade · · Score: 1
      I might have agreed with you in the begining when they were just annoying IBM and everyone else with not-so-subtle hints that a buy-out would solve everything. But at this point it seems more like some sort of demented crusade against an operating system they couldn't give away (Caldera/Linux).

      No reasonable company (or individual) with deep pockets is going to buy SCO. They'll wait to see how the case turns out. Assuming they are crushed in court and possibly demanded to make some ammends for all their badmouthing Linux and others, they'll be filing Chapter 11 in short order. Soon thereafter I anticipate SCO will slip into Chapter 7 and be forced to sell off any of its remaining assets (such as the Unix copyrights and trademarks).

      It's at this point, a smart company will buy up the valuable assets and leave the rotting corpse of SCO itself on the curb.

      --
      ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  34. vaporware by heitikender · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Now when I think about it, isn't the greatest vaporware of 2003 the "millions" or "thousands" lines of SCO code in Linux?
    And they didn't put it on presale order to get money from users, they started right away with licensing. New heights in vaporware competition.

    1. Re:vaporware by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Now when I think about it, isn't the greatest vaporware of 2003 the "millions" or "thousands" lines of SCO code in Linux?

      No, it's the millions of 3DRealm lines of code in Duke Nukem Forever.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:vaporware by arkanes · · Score: 1

      If you'd actually read the article in the slashdot post I presume you're referring to, you'll note that SCO got an honorable mention ;)

    3. Re:vaporware by Darby · · Score: 1

      isn't the greatest vaporware of 2003 the "millions" or "thousands" lines of SCO code in Linux?

      No, that would be the "thousands" of WMDs Iraq was prepared to launch within 45 minutes.

  35. Re:How tall is McBride? by symbolic · · Score: 1


    What I see from McBride looks more like the little man syndrome.

  36. A template letter for SCO responses... by Lobsang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear [Insert foo&bar SCO lawyer's name here]

    After careful consideration, and based on recent media coverage of the events involving the SCO group claiming ownership of code in the Linux 2.4 kernels, plus the fact that to this date no tangible evidence has been presented in a court of law, we understand that SCO's upper management has been under the influence of recreational drugs for a considerable amount of time and thus, should not be taken seriously.

    Under these premises, we'll transfer further threatening letters to our security experts, Corleone & Corleone inc for further appreciation and action.

    Kind Regards,
    [Insert your name here]

    1. Re:A template letter for SCO responses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldn't that be the 'office of foo, foo, foo and bar'?

  37. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

    Obligatory Mis-Quote here:

    The only thing needed for SCO to spread is for good people to do nothing...

    Lame I know but it gets the point across.

    They are big enough to have the ears of the Dubyament so we have to take at least the possibility of them succeeding seriously if not their actual outpourings of insanity.

    --

    "Bah!" - Dogbert
  38. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    When the spade obviously doesnt think itself to be a spade.

    Meaning, there's such a thing as professionalism. Being frank is for engineers, and thats why people dont like them.

    I know I didnt actually answer your question, but if I did, I'd have to charge.

  39. CmdrTaco speaking at Linuxworld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    miscellaneous plug: CmdrTaco will be speaking at Linuxworld later today

    If he doesn't announce a new $99 mini Slashdot I am going to be really angry.

  40. Daily Reminder by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Funny


    You can't spell fiasco without SCO

    1. Re:Daily Reminder by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      You can't spell fiasco without SCO

      Nor SCOundrel.

      --
      The price of freedom is eternal litigation.
  41. Going to BSD is still not out of their sights by supun · · Score: 1

    Remember that some of the code the SCO has tried to pass off as theirs was from the BSD branch. So if SCO ( in a parallel universe ) would manage to win, and that BSD code is ruled property of SCO, then what are the chances FreeBSD, NetBSD, and OpenBSD have even more SCO code in it.

    Linux is the front lines right now, if it falls FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, and even Mac OSX could be next.

    --
    :w!
  42. Typo in the letter by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

    "My telephone number is or email". Nice to know SCO's crack defense team proofreads their extortion letters.

    1. Re:Typo in the letter by herrvinny · · Score: 1, Funny

      "My telephone number is or email". Nice to know SCO's crack defense team proofreads their extortion letters.

      No, no, you forgot a word. It should be:

      "My telephone number is or email". Nice to know SCO's crack-smoking defense team proofreads their extortion letters.

    2. Re:Typo in the letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They took out the phone number and email address for posting on the web. You suck donkey balls! Pay attention!

    3. Re:Typo in the letter by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      But I can't make fun of SCO if I allow myself to notice that!

    4. Re:Typo in the letter by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 2, Informative
      It looks like someone covered up the phone number and the email address.

      It originally read: "My telephone number is 999-999-9999 or email fud@fud.com" or something like that....

      A rather kind thing to do in this situation!

    5. Re:Typo in the letter by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1
      It looks like someone covered up the phone number and the email address.

      It originally read: "My telephone number is 999-999-9999 or email fud@fud.com" or something like that....

      A rather kind thing to do in this situation!

      It's not really kind. The name and number are on the response letters.

    6. Re:Typo in the letter by joostje · · Score: 1
      "My telephone number is
      or email"

      Don't want to ruine your joke, but it's clear that the telephone number after the "is" was erased by the lucky reciever of the extortion note.

      here's the .gif image again

    7. Re:Typo in the letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was clearly established in the rest of the thread jack ass. Read before posting.

  43. Start the flame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any of you on here other than me that gives one ounce of possibility to the idea that maybe SCO might be right?

    How hard would it be to believe some idiot used code are violated a patent?

    I have done it myself on accident, and had to go back and redesign to get around the patent.

    As for the assertion they made to congress, what if it's not entirely wrong? Programmers giving away their work for humanity is only profitable for companies that resell it. Especially since development is free. It's not exactly profitable for more than a handful of programmers, with the exception of support and addons.

    Food for thought.
    The Evil Man

    1. Re:Start the flame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's not even what SCO is claiming. Have you been listening at ALL?

      In court where it matters, SCO says that IBM wrote some code for UNIX, then put that code in Linux. Because IBM wrote that code for UNIX and SCO owns UNIX, SCO says that it also owns the code for UNIX that IBM wrote, and thus IBM can't put the code into Linux without violating SCO's "IP."

      It has nothing to do with individual contributions of patented/copyrighted code, it has to do with SCO's claim that whatever IBM writes for UNIX, SCO still owns, simply because SCO owns UNIX.

    2. Re:Start the flame... by jorlando · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If SCO is right the offending code will be removed. I cant go to you with a bill saying that you owe me money for something that you have and, since that thing belongs to me, you have to pay. What thing? I won't tell or you will throw away and I won't get my money. I may be a liar... and you don't have anything that belongs to me... you will pay in doubt?

      Since programmers doing some work for free is prejudicial to the industry we should abolish it. Is that? So all volunteer work should be abolished, since that volunteer work is stopping some professional of making profit somewhere. Is that?

    3. Re:Start the flame... by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 1
      Is there any of you on here other than me that gives one ounce of possibility to the idea that maybe SCO might be right?

      I'm sure that lots of people think that the idea is possible. The real problem, though, is that SCO isn't telling anyone what the supposedly infringing code is, so that even if they are right, and even if we wanted to do the right thing and remove the infringing code, we can't.

      --

      - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

    4. Re:Start the flame... by Ashtead · · Score: 2, Informative
      The providence and pedigree of all code in the Linux system is known. Moreover, anyone and everyone can look at this code, and it is known to be unencumbered by patents. If anything, this recent SCO debacle has caused the maintainers to take a further look at the code.

      The profit of GNU-licensed software does not come in the sales of the software itself but the sales of hardware and services.

      The production of software may look like a losing venture, since the production costs of any software is not negligible. But once made, once that cost is sunk, as is the case of Linux, the reproduction costs are near zero, and the absence of anyone charging license fees for it makes it very popular for everyone who has machinery or services to sell. It is not a standard economic model but it appears to work well, as evidenced by companies like IBM and Red Hat.

      --
      SIGBUS @ NO-07.308
    5. Re:Start the flame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a brilliant sig.

    6. Re:Start the flame... by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >it is known to be unencumbered by patents.

      Even if the code has a known pedigree, to say something is unencumbered by patents is not easy to do. Anything and everything in the software world is patented. You can't blow your nose without infringing the patent on snot. Likewise, it's nearly impossible to write any software and know whether or not you're infringing on a set of patents. Are you going to go line by line, feature by feature, and do a patent search on everything? It would be safer to say "no one has yet challenged Linux with patent infringement".

  44. They can't find the code by LehiNephi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's the way I see it:

    SCO can't find any code from SysV in Linux. If there were any SysV code in Linux, they would have been able to find it, since they have the source code to both. There would have been no need to ask IBM for Sequent/Dynix code, since they would have found 'their' (SCO's) code in both SysV and Linux.

    In other words, no SysV code in Linux

    So they asked IBM for all the code that IBM has written, trying to find out exactly what code from IBM made it into both Unix and Linux. This leads me to the conclusion that they consider all code written by IBM for Unix to belong to SCO as a 'derivative work'. However, they (and we) don't know whether IBM developed the code specifically for Unix (and later contributed it to Linux), or whether IBM wrote it for both Unix and Linux at the same time.

    If IBM originally wrote the code for both, I can't see how SCO can claim ownership/copyright/patent/IP rights/whatever. However, even if IBM did write it for Unix and later contributed it to Linux, SCO still have to prove that the code IBM wrote belongs to them(SCO). I find that doubtful at best.

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    1. Re:They can't find the code by Frodo420024 · · Score: 1
      However, they (and we) don't know whether IBM developed the code specifically for Unix (and later contributed it to Linux), or whether IBM wrote it for both Unix and Linux at the same time.

      At least some of the code also had OS/2 ports. Likely there'd be some abstract design and then implementations in AIX, OS/2, Linux etc. Not derived from UNIX, developed by IBM, implemented in various forms: Nothing to see here, move on :)

      --
      I'm in a Unix state of mind.
    2. Re:They can't find the code by hippycow · · Score: 1
      I don't see how they could ever prove that any Linux code is stolen from what they claim is theirs without the testimony of the original authors of UNIX and Linux. Even if they do present any evidence (which they haven't seem to have done so far), printed pages of code wouldn't prove anything: since the Linux code is readily available, who's to say that's not what they are presenting to the court? That is, if they remove the license header from cat.c and insert their own, then print it out and present it as Exhibit A, how can a court determine the validity of it?

      How are such things proved in the digital age?

      By the way, SCO ships open source stuff -- aren't they in violation of the GPL in some way? Seems like good fodder for a countersuit.

    3. Re:They can't find the code by fermion · · Score: 1
      SCO can't find any code from SysV

      Nothing more need be said about the SCO situation.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    4. Re:They can't find the code by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      So they asked IBM for all the code that IBM has written, trying to find out exactly what code from IBM made it into both Unix and Linux. This leads me to the conclusion that they consider all code written by IBM for Unix to belong to SCO as a 'derivative work'.
      Not quite. AT&T's standard Unix source license included a clause about maintaining confidentiality of derivative works. SCO doesn't claim that JFS et al are SCO's property, only that since those features were developed as part of a derivative work of Unix (AIX) IBM must keep them confidential along with the rest of their Unix derivative. Since SCO does not have automatic access to the AIX source code or its change-logs they can't necessarily tell which parts of AIX ended up in Linux, which is why they need to see IBM's AIX code and detailed records about how and when it was written. In their suit they present a lot of circumstantial evidence that IBM must have violated that "keep confidential" clause in making such sweeping improvements in Linux so quickly, but they can't show any detailed evidence until they can get ahold of the AIX code during discovery. They also need records pertaining to which IBM employees developed which parts of AIX and Linux in order to find "smoking gun" confidentiality leaks.

      SCO's case against IBM is not about copyright at all, it's about an alleged violation of an obscure and subtle clause of a contract which may or may not actually apply to IBM.

      As far as I can tell, most of the noise SCO is making in the press, and all these extortion letters they're sending out to Linux users, have nothing whatsoever to do with their suit against IBM. They just happened to start about the same time as part of an "intellectual property enforcement" campaign. SCO basically noticed that all that wonderful Unix IP they bought at bargain-basement prices really was worthless as a product, having been superceded by something that's effectively exactly the same, but better. Hmm, exactly the same, what a coincidence....

  45. Mainstream Press by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Insightful


    That newspaper article is one of the most approachable versions of this saga I've seen in a long time. Hopefully, with more mainstream press, we can see the FUD factor affecting the rank-n-file investors. We need this to be picked up in the WSJ.

  46. McBride must be institutionalized... by moojin · · Score: 3, Funny

    "'Listen real clearly to what's happening here,' McBride said by telephone from his Lindon office in early January. 'The situation is that we used to be the leader ... we were where Red Hat [the No. 1 Linux distributor] is now. Linux then comes in, with Red Hat being the ringleader, and really attacks our [UNIX] market share and our marketplace..."

    self-explanatory

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  47. Cheer by Cipster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bruce Perens, a Linux cheerleader and open-source advocate

    The thought of Bruce in a short skirt and waving pompoms just made me shudder. "Give me an L!"
    Ahhhhh Noooo

    1. Re:Cheer by tds67 · · Score: 1
      Bruce Perens, a Linux cheerleader and open-source advocate

      So that's why Linux has a mascot!

    2. Re:Cheer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>The thought of Bruce in a short skirt and waving pompoms

      I need to clean that image out of my mind by looking at the goatse pic.

    3. Re:Cheer by Finni · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um, better Bruce than RMS, or perhaps ESR. In my opinion, anyway.

    4. Re:Cheer by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      It's ok, he had Subway for lunch.

      --
      ...
    5. Re:Cheer by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but did he also stay at a Comfort Inn?

      --
      I have no regrets, this is the only path.
      My whole life has been "UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS"
    6. Re:Cheer by miniver · · Score: 1
      It's ok, he had Subway for lunch.

      But did he stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night?

      --
      We call it art because we have names for the things we understand.
    7. Re:Cheer by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

      Or imagine -- say -- Georges Bush shouting "Give me an A".
      But that's of course ludicrous... Oh wait... Maybe not.

    8. Re:Cheer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruce Perens, a Linux cheerleader and open-source advocate
      So that's why Linux has a mascot!


      Duh. Mascots put a better face on cheerleaders who would otherwise scare away crowds.

    9. Re:Cheer by /Wegge · · Score: 1

      Bruce bonks Boston?

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      //Wegge
    10. Re:Cheer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a bad way to meat college girls, either

    11. Re:Cheer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Georges Bush shouting "Give me an A".

      Fuck you! I wanted the Bruce Perens cheerleading image out of my mind, but not via a picture of George's genitals with pom poms.

    12. Re:Cheer by lyphorm · · Score: 1

      "Not a bad way to meat college girls, either"

      I like the way you think!

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  48. Giggling helplessly by filekutter · · Score: 1

    The response letter is perfect...... a joy to read

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    I call computer-illiteracy job security
  49. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    How did this get moderated up? Did ANYONE actualy click on the links to see if his accusations are real?

  50. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by tedric · · Score: 1

    In this case it's because the only thing you achieve with this behaviour is to lose. You should not let SCO drag you down to their own low level. They are much more experienced at that level and will beat you.

  51. Re:HEAR ME NOW!! by HowardDean_Troll · · Score: 0

    The people have spoken! But I will speak LOUDER --- I SAID --- LOUDER than ANYONE!!! EEEEYAHHH!!

  52. Done in Europe by nuggz · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I think some groups have accomplished this in Europe (Germany?).

    I thought Redhat was trying to do this now in the US.

  53. Don't even think about buying a licence.... by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about as much use as a pair of binoculars is to a cyclops...

    1. Re:Don't even think about buying a licence.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a pair of binoculars shared between two cyclops with skinny heads? OR what if a monocular isnt available?

    2. Re:Don't even think about buying a licence.... by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

      Comments by ACs are usually as useful as a skipping rope to the Venus De Milo

    3. Re:Don't even think about buying a licence.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 days and no Futurama reference...?

      Whats /. coming to?

  54. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The entire letter was "acceptable" until his closing paragraph where he told them to stop wasting his time and their time... If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter. Find another way to put it.
    By implying that SCO was consuming some of his organization's valuable time, the writer might have been positioning his org to sue SCO for damages should SCO's claims in the IBM and Novell be found incorrect.

    sPh

  55. So take the fucker out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we all put in $1 we'll easily enough have enough to just have Darl blown away.

  56. It's getting serious - I hear SCO is considering.. by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

    turning the entire matter over to the RIAA.

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    Sigs are bad for your health.
  57. Bravo! by doppleganger871 · · Score: 1

    Jolly good show. And I'm not even British.

  58. What's an ABI by Asprin · · Score: 1


    Pardon my ignorance, but what's an ABI? Specifically, I mean. I know what an API is, and Google can find usenet postings from programmers referring to ABIs going back as far as ten years at least (so I know their lawyers didn't make it up), but it's an obscure enough term that whatis.com and webopedia.com don't list it in their uberglossaries.

    So, can someone explain/define "Application Binary Interface" as SCO is using the term?

    TIA!

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:What's an ABI by forsetti · · Score: 1

      At a very non-technical, high-level view, an API would be defined on a "coding" level how various functionalities are addressed, such as the number, order, and types of variables passed to a function.

      ABI is the same thing, at a "binary" level. For example, values are passed to a binary function using certain locations on a certain stack, or using a certain messaging protocol. Multiple compilers implementing the same ABI could allow functions written in different languages to call each other, simply from their binary forms.

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      10b||~10b -- aah, what a question!
    2. Re:What's an ABI by Entrope · · Score: 1

      The ABI is the interface resulting when the API is processed by a compiler. It is roughly a superset of the API. Some parts of the API, such as macros, are not expressed directly in the ABI, but things such as function names and argument types are. It also includes other aspects that are necessary to talk to the compiled code, such as function calling convention: for example, what order arguments are pushed onto the stack, or whether some are kept in registers.

  59. SCO is so LOUD by automatix · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is the SCO letter full of capitals, bold, and underlines? Didn't they learn basic ettiquette that people don't like to be SHOUTED AT?

    The funny thing is, fully 3/4 of the letter is underlined. Maybe they think if they shout and emphasise it they think people will just agree without even taking it in.

    "WE BELIEVE WE CAN PROPOSE SOLUTIONS THAT WOULD WASTE YOUR MONEY AND TIME AND WE OWNZ YOU"

    1. Re:SCO is so LOUD by iantri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the way legal documents are written. Lots of underlines, bolding and CAPITALS.

    2. Re:SCO is so LOUD by Entrope · · Score: 1

      They used markup (rather annoying markup) to indicate sections of text that were quoted from the December 19 letter -- one that was widely publicized previously.

    3. Re:SCO is so LOUD by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it looks to me like a cross between a credit card solicitation and a Nigerian 419 spam.

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    4. Re:SCO is so LOUD by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Why is the SCO letter full of capitals, bold, and underlines?

      In other news, Bill Shatner has joined the crack legal squad representing SCO.

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  60. OT: not all devils support *BSD! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    Oh, come on! How can you be certain she's a *BSD supporter? Devil costumes, unlike penguin suits, are a common fetish item. That whole "I'm a baaaad girl" thang.

    Lord knows, I wouldn't waste my time jerking off to her unless I was sure she supported *BSD!

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  61. CmdrTaco @ LinuxWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, folks, I am reporting live here from LinuxWorld, where the audience has filled the room, where CmdrTaco will supposedly announce new drastic changes in Slashdot. Ok, here he is. OMG, this is unbelievable, here's the scoop of announcements:

    Slashdot will launch five new versions (burgundy, teal, magenta, cyan and aqua) that will be sold in stores nationwide.

    Users will be able to download Slashdot stories for 99c per story, copy them to a CD, store them on the hard drive, etc.

    Slashdot code will be re-written in .NET, as CmdrTaco found it more reliable and forward-looking than current implementation.

    All Slashdot servers are SCO-compliant as of today. McBride and CmdrTaco are shaking hands on stage.
    Tune in at 11 for video.

  62. Darl's "Problem" by Esteban · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the SLC Weekly Article:
    "Our customers that are buying [UNIX] from us today, we generally don't have a problem with," McBride said. "We have some former customers that have left that are running on Linux, and they are in the crosshairs."

    What about former (and current?) customers who got their linux from Caldera?
  63. Executive Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Executive Summary of the response letter:

    "F*ck off, SCO"

  64. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

    Perhaps notifying them that they are wasting his time can open the doors for a countersuit? If he shows they have no claim and they keep harrasing him...

  65. Brilliant article by iantri · · Score: 4, Informative
    Though it is a bit biased toward Linux (I guess it's impossible to write without SOME bias, though), this has got to be the best article about the whole situation I have ever read.

    It provides a detailed description of what the supposed 'problem' is, and clearly shows each sides claims.

    An excellent article to show to the hestitant boss..

  66. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 0

    From reading the comments, it sounds like whoever's running the mirror site is switching it back and forth between goatse and non-goatse. Thus, we have this "parent is a troll, no you're a troll, no YOU'RE a troll..." thread. I can't check it myself though because I'm at work.

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  67. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO *is* wasting a valuable person's time...

    Not quite the phrase I've heard before.

  68. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by bwaynef · · Score: 1

    I personally feel that ignoring them is a far better approach... Let them waste their time and effort mailing these things out to get no response.

    Why not respond to them with registered mail. Address it to Darl McBride so that he personally would have to sign for each piece of mail that is sent in reply to these extortion letters. Maybe we could make it so that he doesn't have time to send out these letters because he's busy signing registered letters from users who are being extorted.

    It's more frustrating that way.

  69. SLC Weekly is a rag by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    It is the free paper that you read while waiting for a table at a so-so restaurant. Similar to the SF Guardian or other alternative once-a-week papers. It has a lot of "personality" and frequently gets into local pissing matches. It is there to stir things up.

    Given those things, the quote you cited is not surprising. It doesn't carry nearly the weight it would if say, the NYTimes printed it.

    1. Re:SLC Weekly is a rag by mangu · · Score: 1
      It doesn't carry nearly the weight it would if say, the NYTimes printed it.


      Oh, you mean Free Registration isn't required to read it?

  70. Too bad we can't support this company by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being /. readers, it's unfortunate that we will never get the chance to give business to Just Sports...

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    1. Re:Too bad we can't support this company by SyntheticTruth · · Score: 3, Interesting


      I know you're just trying to be funny, and succeeded, but I can't help but think about the buff geeks I know.

      My boss is one. He used to be the stereo-typical chubby, pony-tailed geek, but over the last few years, he's lost weight, gained tone and lost all the hair. (On purpose, mind.) He works out regularly and is for the most part, an icon of healthy living.

      Second, my friend (female geek linux user!) who is a black-belt, works out quite often, and can give good advice on how to keep onself fit.

      Lastly, myself. Now, I am no icon -- I love my chili dogs and burgers, but I practice tai chi regularly with my wife, rollerblade lots in the summer (I live in MI, and hate the snow, so no winter sports for me) and generally keep myself healthy.

      Now, the most unhealthy person I know is not a geek, but a couch potato. How come us poor geeks always get maligned on the exercise, healthy living path. ;)

    2. Re:Too bad we can't support this company by TrevizeNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not true! I consider it very nerdly to enjoy sports through the box scores. This summer I might just fire up Realplayer to stream out-of-market baseball games while wearing Just Sports apparel.

    3. Re:Too bad we can't support this company by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Their HQ is just down the street from my house. I guess I'll go buy something from them (or maybe convince my softball team to buy their uniforms from them -- we're looking into new jerseys).

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    4. Re:Too bad we can't support this company by Spacepup · · Score: 1

      Buy somehting from then and donate it to your local little leauge team (or other organization that could use some sports equipment), You've just supported a company worthy of admiration for showing SCO they have some balls and at the same time helped some kids do something other than drugs/theivery/wasting away.

  71. "there's no free lunch" by Idou · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, Darl, there IS NO free lunch . . . get over it and shut the hell up.

    How many levels of irony must this guy go through before his head explodes?

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    1. Re:"there's no free lunch" by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

      I wished I had mod points right now.

      Sums it up rather nicely I think.

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    2. Re:"there's no free lunch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I got nothing and a 120 chars to do it with

      Well, at least you managed to squeeze in a grammatical error.

    3. Re:"there's no free lunch" by Penguinshit · · Score: 1



      I don't know about levels of irony, but a little bit of high-speed copper-jacketed lead would sure make his head explode....

    4. Re:"there's no free lunch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure hope he's going to see it very clearly. Like a phosphorus grenade.

  72. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by no+longer+myself · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Folks with homebrew servers, beware!

    So what would my options be in said case? Believe it or not, I actually have the unopened Caldera OpenLinux 2.3 disk in a mint condition "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Linux Second Edition" (C) 2000 (Actually I never bothered to read the book or install the distro, but it is ironic that the "Idiots Guide" came with Caldera.) Are they forcing people who are using Caldera to pay up and sign a satanic contract in blood? Should I switch back to using MS Windows 98? (GOD NO! NO! NEVER AGAIN! NO!) Should I immediately sign up for my free 25 megs of space on Tripod? Or better: Use the free 5 megs that comes with my ISP service and use the URL Forwarding? Is Stallman and the FSF and Linus and the whole Slashdot community going to lend me kind sage advice and hold my hand through trying times? What oh what should I do if the EVIL DARYL MCBRIDE should come after my computer?

    In all seriousness, if SCO ever did come after my "amatuer" homebrew server, what should I do? (Besides fold like a wet napkin...)

  73. Well then... by hey! · · Score: 1

    Hurd anyone?

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    1. Re:Well then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hurd anyone?

      Sure, that too. But do you really think they'll stop there? I hear there's a lot of BSD code in Windows too, so I guess you're not safe there.

      The only real question is, will they (eventually) sue you if you're using SCO UNIX?

    2. Re:Well then... by __past__ · · Score: 1
      Given that the HURD will probably be released shortly after when SCO provides proof for its claims, that might be a strategy...

      Seriously though, some of SCOs more ridiculous claims would actually affect any kind of vaguely POSIX-compatible operating system. Damn, they claim errno.h! Every OS with a C compiler needs that file, and given how trivial it is, you can expect all "errno.h"s to look a lot like the one SCO claims to be it's intellectual property.

      The only safe OSes in that case would be those whose implementors have a license from SCO, like Solaris or Windows. I guess they would find a way to sue Syllable, Eros or OpenBeOS developers/users because they violate some UNIX-related rights, even if they are not unix-like OSes at all.

      I still think that some of SCOs original claims against IBM may actually be valid - while it is suspicious that it took then so long to back up their claims, I don't think it is impossible that some bozo at big blue did something really stupid. But this is not what this is all about anymore - the potential validity of any of their early claims has been completely shadowed by the utter ridiculousness of their latter ones. The only case as laughable in theory and as annoying in practice as that I personally have ever heard of were those of the german ex-phone-monopolist Deutsche Telekom, who once claimed the color magenta and all words starting with a capital T as their trademarks.

  74. But this is entertaining! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else will you find a corporation (i.e., SCO) run by a Monty Python troupe! (Today, the part of Darryl will be played by John Cleese)

    This is great stuff! Better than television (er... that doesn't take much, though, does it?).

  75. Germany HAS told them to shut the hell up. by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Informative

    They can't say a damn thing about any of this in Germany- or face nasty fines and jail time for the regional execs if they DO say anything of the sort.

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    1. Re:Germany HAS told them to shut the hell up. by GreazyMF · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In Soviet Russia, they would also have been fined, jailed, and sent to a state sponsered "pound me in the a**" gulug in Siberia. :P

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  76. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by imnoteddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The entire letter was "acceptable" until his closing paragraph where he told them to stop wasting his time and their time... If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter. Find another way to put it.

    I disagree. Having read SCO's vaguely worded letter I agree that it was a waste of time.

    I personally feel that ignoring them is a far better approach.

    I feel that not responding is unprofessional.

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  77. Darl's New Makeover... by Schlemphfer · · Score: 5, Funny
    So I went and read the article linked in the summary. And it has a pic of Darl unlike any I've ever seen.

    I was like, "where have I seen this guy before?" Computer guy...wearing a blue work shirt exposing bare forearms. Cocked a bit to the site with his arms folded across his chest.

    And then I realized, it's Peter Norton.

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    1. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that picture of Norton was placed prominently on softwares as a psychologically deterrent to casual piracy. Interesting.

    2. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I like the tagline on the magazine.. "the battle for software supremacy". So that means SCO UNIX is actually better than osmehting, woohoo!! Show me the nice shiny 8 processor machine I can run SCO UNIX on, or the Itanium port...

    3. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he looked more like young Biff from the Back To The Future series.

    5. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by Spacepup · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. If they ever make a made for TV movie of all this, they need to have the guy who played shooter play Darl. Though, I think McBride looks more like a Mafia hitman in khakis and a polo shirt than a ficticious golfer.

    6. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by lildogie · · Score: 1

      I used to draw a big Snidely Whiplash moustache on Peter's smirking face whenever I was within arm's reach of it (like on the cover of the Norton products documentation).

      Sadly, I don't have a lot of copies of Darl's photo in the SL Weekly sitting around, here in the Pacific Northwest.

      Proxy, anyone?

    7. Re:Darl's New Makeover... by FFFish · · Score: 1

      IMO, Darl looks like some low-grade made-for-television thug. Makes me want to reach out and smack him.

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  78. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Regarding the "wasting my time" and being "unprofessional", who cares. I use it, and its very effective in dealing with people that are, well, wasting my time.

    I recently told this to a salesman, and now he gets all of his info together before he thinks of calling or mailing me. In a nutshell, he's not wasting as much of my time anymore. Give it a try sometime, trust me its very powerful.

  79. One sentence sticks out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether the appeal is to conscience or reason, there's no penetrating McBride's rock-solid message.


    Yeah, sure Dick (or whatever your name is - Shirley?)
  80. CmdrTaco's Presentation by jasondlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    miscellaneous plug: CmdrTaco will be speaking at Linuxworld later today

    Don't worry if you miss CmrdTaco's presentation today. In typical /. fashion, the same presentation will be made by Timothy some time tomorrow.

    jason

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    1. Re:CmdrTaco's Presentation by MasonMcD · · Score: 1

      Also in typical /. fashion, maps to the presentation room were publicly posted, resulting in beyond-standing-room-only crowds that inadvertently set off the overhead safety sprinkler system, making the presentation inaccessible.

      A statement from CmdrTaco stated that due to the heavy traffic and strain on the facilities, the presentation will be 404'd^H^H^H^H^H postponed until enough people leave the room and grab some mops fer Christ's sake!

    2. Re:CmdrTaco's Presentation by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      It's OK. Someone just posted a map to the conference room at Google's headquarters, where they are holding a satellite rebroadcast.

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    3. Re:CmdrTaco's Presentation by rocketfairy · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco sues Timothy for copywright infringement. Film at 11.

  81. Re:BSD TITTIES THAT AREN'T CEREN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but a girl with a non-existent boyish ass just doesn't get a real man hard in the first place regardless of the face and the titties.

  82. Heh... by LoganTeamX · · Score: 0

    It looks like the SCO war chest for all of this litigation is running low, and they're going after companies that might be stupid enough to pay them off! What a novel idea! If they put as much energy into displaying what they think is wrong, as opposed to thinly-veiled threats and extortion, this would have been settled a long, LONG time ago. But then again, this IS SCO we're talking about here. Common sense went on vacation quite some time ago and hasn't been seen or heard from since in that location.

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  83. Rid the world of voilence? by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

    hahahahahahahahaha. Like that'll ever happen.

    1. Re:Rid the world of voilence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As long as the dads will teach their kids to fight violence with violence, no.

      That's why we must keep on educating the parents who, in turn, will teach their kids that violence never solved anything.

    2. Re:Rid the world of voilence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > parents who, in turn, will teach their kids that violence never solved anything.

      It solved the fuck out of World War II, you goddamned worthless hippie.

    3. Re:Rid the world of voilence? by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Sure, we may become "enlightened", but what about others who believe that their religion (no one faith in particular, since many have shown cases of this) encourages them to kill all those who dare to not believe in their God? What about The Nazi's? What would have happened if, rather than stand up to them and fight, we just said "Fighting is bad, booo, you're not being nice. Here, have a flower." ? We'd probably all be Blonde, blue-eyed and speaking German. What is the saying..."What must be done for Evil to succeed is for Good to stand aside and do nothing."? Yes, peace is the ultimate goal, but that peace has to be defended when threatened.

  84. LinuxWorldExpo.com = WINDOWS 200 + IIS / NETCRAFT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMGWTFLOL!!!11

  85. No Such Thing As Bad Publicity by snookerdoodle · · Score: 1

    Ya know, Darl's done as much as or perhaps even more than anyone else to propel Linux into the spotlight.

    Thank you, SCO!

    Mark

  86. Free Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Only in a free country can you screw people over for free software." - Darl McBride

  87. I want insurance. by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    Is there someone who's got SCO's Linux distro available for download? I'd like to get a copy. The fact that it was officially distributed by SCO under the GPL makes a wonderful defense against their IP claims, whether I'm using SCO's product or its "derivative works" in another OS.

    "Dear SCO: This may be your intellectual property, but you've given it away via the GPL. Yes, I know you're arguing the GPL is invalid, but that's the contract you issued it under, and you can't just change a contract after the fact. Go ahead and sack your due diligence department, but if you sue me, I'll charge you with barratry."

  88. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by hesiod · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter

    1) It's his damn letter, he can say what he wants, as long as he speaks for himself or as the sole voice of the company.
    2) If SCO doesn't want to be told to stop wasting time, they should stop wasting his time
    3) SCO wasn't exactly "professional" in this whole thing from the start.

  89. should've just passed on to lawyer by corbettw · · Score: 2

    Laymen shouldn't try to respond to letters from attornies. He should have just passed the threat letter to his lawyer, and have him type up a response similar to what was written. It could be he's left himself open to legal action doing it this way.

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    1. Re:should've just passed on to lawyer by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      On the contrary. He has not opened himself (or his company) to anything. This is no different than someone trying to invoice me for a service that was never provided. There is no legal relationship between the 2 parties. There is no pending litigation.

      The day I lose the right to call shit as shit is the day I move somewhere else.

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    2. Re:should've just passed on to lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You may want to scroll up and read this

  90. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sending back threatening letters doesn't make anyone any better than SCO.

    Yeah but it wastes the time of the lawyers at SCO, which in turn makes SCO waste more money on this lame ass lawsuit. They are most likely not going to let letters like this go without a response. I personally think all the /. readers should write SCO and give them a piece of their mind. :D

  91. Anyone read this part? by symbolic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is...

    This comment was made by McBride's lawyer/brother (birds of a feather?) with during pre-discovery, and sums up the whole mess in its entirety. If a court order were issued to "Figure out what it is or shut up," I think it's quite likely that we'd never hear from SCO again. SCO would still die, only quietly.

    1. Re:Anyone read this part? by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Actually thats exactly what the judge ordered.

      I'm *facinated* as to whats in the 60 page document.

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    2. Re:Anyone read this part? by schon · · Score: 1

      That's hilarious...

      IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is

      Umm, maybe it's just me, but if IBM clearly did something, shouldn't you clearly be able to see what it was?

  92. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by surprise_audit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Folks with homebrew servers, beware!

    And that's just it - how the hell would SCO know just who's running what? How would they know that any given company is running Linux servers, to be able to claim their Linux Tax? How would they know who's got a Linux desktop at work or personal server at home? They certainly won't be allowed to issue fishing expedition subpoenas to the hundreds of thousands of various sized companies in this country who might have Linux, let alone to the millions of home users that could possibly ever have bought a PC capable of running Linux.

    And then there's the rest of the world... Anyone want to bet that any non-US company will submit to the Linux Tax SCO is trying to levy on them?

    So far, SCO has only threatened people who they know have any kind of Unix at all, and the reason they know about those people is that SCO sold them the product. In the article, it says that a "few companies have moved away from SCO's Unix", and those are the ones SCO is chasing. Well, that's a sure and certain way to win them back, eh Darl? And to keep the few remaining customers who haven't defected yet...

  93. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by hesiod · · Score: 0

    > DARYL MCBRIDE

    It's DARL, not Daryl, Darrel, or Dry-El.

    > if SCO ever did come after my "amatuer" homebrew server, what should I do?

    Ignore them.

  94. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by robbkidd · · Score: 1

    I wonder if we can't sink the SCO coffers a little. How about responding to the letter with "Sure, I'll meet with you."? After SCO reps and/or lawyers spend SCO money to travel to your place of business, you then ask them to document for you the offending code, how exactly they've come to the conclusion that your company is running said code and on what computers.

    If they cannot, tell them to return when they can. If and when they return, notify them that their claims are currently being weighed in a court case that you are following closely and that they should return once a verdict has been given.

  95. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by HealYourChurchWebSit · · Score: 1



    I dunno. Perhaps by stating that his time is wasted, he's lining himself up for future class action suits.

    I mean, it's clear the Just Sports had to spend time researching the claims, the associated news and perhaps some very expensive lawyer time.

    If the case by SCO is indeed baseless, then indeed, Just Sports' time was wasted and should be compensated for it by SCO.

    At least that's this geek's take on what's right, wrong and legal. I'm sure a lawyer out there will slap me back into reality ...

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  96. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by PowerBert · · Score: 1

    I would have waited to see what the Judge has to say tomorrow before responding.

    I so wish I could be there to hear them explain why they haven't complied with the order. With any luck what SCO did manage to coble together has already been refuted (WITH EVIDENCE!) and submitted to the court by IBM.

  97. why just Linux? by trb · · Score: 1
    I just got to wondering... SCO is going after Linux because of its alleged source code borrowings. Might there be UNIX-derived code in Windows (or other non-UNIX OS's and perhaps even other non-OS software systems).

    I am not fond of SCO's evil scheme, but I just wonder whether there is code overlap between UNIX and other software systems, and why it would have chosen the elusive Linux population as its target rather than a more well-delimited commercial product. (I'm guessing that most OS products might have the same sort of accidental overlap that Linux might have.)

    1. Re:why just Linux? by dougnaka · · Score: 1
      Don't you remember, at the beginning of this charade Microsoft announced a licensing agreement for Unix with SCO.

      SCO is not only targeting Linux, with IBM they've claimed to have revoked IBM's license for Unix, and ordered them to recall AIX, or some other such nonsense.

      I believe Sun had a lil blurb months back about their license from SCO covers the ability to do whatever they want with their Unix.

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    2. Re:why just Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything found its way into Windows, it would be VMS code. And having worked with the sources for both VMS (2.x and 3.0) as well as NT (5.0) they sure looked similar in many respects, I wouldn't say that code was copied, but concepts sure were. How about it HP, ready to go after Bill &c?

  98. Bruce Perens's statement at LinuxWorld by richi · · Score: 1

    I got into a pres conference held by Bruce Perens yesterday (actually held by his book publisher, but whatever). He had some pretty hard-hitting words to say about SCO and their motives. More so than usual, and no legalese fudging any more.

    Basically, he said that SCO are committing fraud, with the objective of hiking their stock price.

  99. Letter written to my Congressman and Senators... by cswiii · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wrote this earlier today -- well, ok, very late last night -- in response to SCO's apparent Capitol Hill diatribe.

    Anyone interested in reading it can find it here, complete with the minor grammatical/typing errors that I failed to catch when reading it the first 20 times.

    I encourage all of you to do the same thing. No one is quite sure how wide a distribution Darl's letter has gotten, but we can certainly counter them.

  100. Better by siskbc · · Score: 1
    "And the settlement with Microsoft over an obsolete version of DOS gave a peek into Caldera's only profitable division, the legal team."

    That's the funniest thing I'm likely to see all day.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  101. I prefer the non-Linux Linux distributions... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    the Linux kernel--the core chunk of code underlying most distributions of the Linux operating system.

    I used to use Linux-Linux, but I've become a big fan of the Linux distributions that don't use Linux.

    --
    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    1. Re:I prefer the non-Linux Linux distributions... by sepluv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parent is funny. But I guess that is the kind of confusion that is caused (to jornalists and such like) by users and developers saying Linux when they mean GNU. Linux now has two meanings.

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    2. Re:I prefer the non-Linux Linux distributions... by joostje · · Score: 1
      I used to use Linux-Linux, but I've become a big fan of the Linux distributions that don't use Linux.

      Yes, it's funny. But then again, maybe you were serious, and are using Debian's BSD or HURD port? Debian's BSD or HURD port?

    3. Re:I prefer the non-Linux Linux distributions... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      But then again, maybe you were serious, and are using Debian's BSD or HURD port?

      Those aren't Linux distributions. By definition, if it doesn't use the Linux kernel, then it isn't Linux. You could have GNU/HURD, or GNU/BSD, sure, but those are different animals.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  102. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by E_elven · · Score: 1

    Right. Just like the FedEx man has to get *your* signature instead of the next-door neighbours or just leaving it your door with the FedEx logo proudly shining to the street.

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  103. I feel a song coming on... by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 2, Funny


    To SCO's surprise, with shares down from an all-time high
    Lawyers getting loose now, getting down on the proof
    I tell ya', Slashdotters wuz screaming, they was, they was outta control,
    It was so entertaining when the courtroom started to explode
    I heard somebody say

    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down (yeah)
    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down.

    Satisfaction, it came in a chain reaction
    Kevin couldn't prove enough, so SCO had to self-destruct
    I tell ya', i tell ya' now, now...
    The heat was on, it was a rising under Red Hat
    Well now, Linux' going strong, yeah that's when Darls' ass got hot
    I heard somebody say

    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down (yeah)
    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down.

    Up above my head
    I see McBride ashes in the air
    That makes me know
    There's a party somewhere...

    Satisfaction, it came in a chain reaction
    They failed to pump'n'dump, so SCO got to self-destruct
    I tell ya', i tell ya' now, now...
    The heat was on, it was a-rising to the top
    Well now, Linux' going strong, yeah that's when Darls' ass got hot
    I heard somebody say

    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down (yeah)
    (burn Darl burn) SCO inferno,
    (burn Darl burn) burn that mother down.

    Just don't stop...

    (sorry, it's a desperately slow day)

    1. Re:I feel a song coming on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Har! Methinks "The Trampps" should come back and do that as a remix.

  104. GAVIN'S POST IN PARENT by onion_breath · · Score: 1

    Judging by your relatively low slashdot ID number I'm guessing you to be the legit Gavin Roy and not some last minute sign-up pretending to be such. So let me ask you a question: Why was it that you first asked the thread in pgSQL and not here in slashdot? I'm sure you would have been given a story. Just curious...

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    1. Re:GAVIN'S POST IN PARENT by gavinroy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      # 2004-01-20 20:09:27 On the receiving end of SCO threats (askslashdot,linuxbiz) (rejected)
      # 2004-01-20 20:16:12 What to say to SCO? (askslashdot,linuxbiz) (rejected)

      /. editors hate me, not an approved submission since the year 2000.

  105. Wow, he IS insane by enjo13 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Our customers that are buying [UNIX] from us today, we generally don't have a problem with," McBride said. "We have some former customers that have left that are running on Linux, and they are in the crosshairs."

    So basically they are targetting former customers? Are they seriously trying to keep their few remaining licensees in line with these kind of scare tactics? It seems like they are saying 'stay with us or we'll sue'.

    Unbeleivable.

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    1. Re:Wow, he IS insane by tiny69 · · Score: 1
      Our customers that are buying [UNIX] from us today, we generally don't have a problem with," McBride said. "We have some former customers that have left that are running on Linux, and they are in the crosshairs."

      So basically they are targetting former customers? Are they seriously trying to keep their few remaining licensees in line with these kind of scare tactics? It seems like they are saying 'stay with us or we'll sue'.

      If they are former customers, then there is a good chance that they are using Caldera Linux. SCO would be putting itself in a bad spot by suing a former customer over something that was purchased from Caldera.

      Is that why SCO wanted people to register before they can download Linux updates? Was it to get a list to make sure they don't accidently sue the wrong people?

      --
      Go not unto/. for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (but have nothing to do with the question)
    2. Re:Wow, he IS insane by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      Of course they don't have a problem with customers "currently buying" Unix from them, that's the only source of their small revenue as no one is buying Linux licenses. I think they are going after past licensees that are still paying however. What do they care, they have to give 100% of that money to Novell (and they get back a 5% administrative fee). Wouldn't it be great to get those guys that they don't make money off of to switch to a Linux license that they don't have to give the money back to Novell for? Sounds like breach of contract to me...

  106. The "infringing" code by Aumaden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've followed most of the SCO nonsense over the past year, but somehow in all of that I missed something....

    In SCO's letter it is talking about the Unix ABIs. I had always assumed the issue involved actual code (e.g., the buffer management code). But they're talking about ABIs here.

    For those that haven't dealt directly with ABIs, here's the skinny...

    When you want to open a file you issue a command like:

    int fd = open("/etc/motd", O_RDONLY);
    if (fd == -1 && errno == ENOENT) {
    printf("File does not exist\n");
    }

    The ABI defines the value of O_RDONLY (0) and the value of ENOENT (2). Without an ABI, one vendor (vendorA) might use the values 0 and 2 while another (vendorB) might use the values 1 and 3. Thus while you would have source compatability (code using the macros O_RDONLY and ENOENT will compile anywhere), you would not have binary compatability (code compiled with vendorA's headers will not run in vendorB's environment).

    What all this means is: SCO is basing their case on the values of #defines!

    1. Re:The "infringing" code by yeremein · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's more, the same ABIs are used in practically every open-source UNIX, including the BSDs and the "ancient" UNIXes. As well as Cygwin's headers (with no copyright notice present), and even Microsoft's headers as well. It would be mighty hard for SCO to argue that it controls the ABI.

      And even if SCO can successfully lay claim to the numbering scheme, then they have a problem, because their own proprietary UNIX offering emulates the Linux ABI. Even if SCO didn't steal any GPL'd code (which is questionable at best), they'd still be infringing Linus's copyrights if their theory were to be upheld.

    2. Re:The "infringing" code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the same ABIs are used in practically every open-source UNIX

      Aren't the values standardized by POSIX as well? Or do they actually leave that up to the platform ABI?

    3. Re:The "infringing" code by Wyzard · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but doesn't copyright only apply to creative works? Error codes aren't a creative work -- they're entirely arbitrary, and all that matters is that they're the same from system to system. Nobody put any blood, sweat, & tears into deciding that the value of ENOENT should be 2 and not, say, 11235.

    4. Re:The "infringing" code by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1
      What's even more ridiculous is that SCO is claiming that distributing BINARY code using these ABIs is a violation of their IP!

      These are #defines so these numbers are just substituted before the compiliation. They're in effect saying "You can't use the number 23 to mean such and such in your binaries."

      What a bunch of morons.

    5. Re:The "infringing" code by Aumaden · · Score: 1

      POSIX, et al, define the API.

      Posix defines that you pass O_RDONLY when you want open to open a file in read only mode and the is that file is not present, errno will have the value ENOENT.

      The API standards do not define the value of these symbols.

    6. Re:The "infringing" code by yeremein · · Score: 1
      The API standards do not define the value of these symbols.

      True. But the same values are used for most of the common symbols in many places (including Cygwin, where there's no copyright notice present). Therefore it would be hard for SCO to claim that they have the exclusive right to use that set of numbers.

      Even if SCO can prove that the assignment of numeric values to POSIX-specified symbols can be copyrighted in the first place, and that SCO holds a valid copyright to those assignments, SCO is still screwed because SCO's own Linux Kernel Personality module would then be in violation of Linus's copyrights for using the same numeric values as Linux ioctl() #defines, even if they didn't copy any code.

    7. Re:The "infringing" code by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      Most definitely true. I was just pointing out that the various standards only define the symbols, not their values.

      SCO claiming they have the rights to:

      #define ENOENT 2

      makes about as much sense as when Intel tried to trademark the number 386.

    8. Re:The "infringing" code by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      What all this means is: SCO is basing their case on the values of #defines!
      They're betting on the stupidity of the average judg--uh.

      Maybe we're screwed after all.
      --
      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  107. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody said I had to be as infantile as they have been - I decided on that all by myself without your help.

    As a matter of fact, I don't believe that punishing people for malicious acts beyond merely stopping them from continuing is a bad idea. I believe in whacking them hard enough that they not only stop what they're doing, but never even think of doing it again.

  108. SCO stock price dip on Tuesday by nickyj · · Score: 1

    Notice the sharp plunge on Tuesday? Anyone care to make some guess as to why?

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    1. Re:SCO stock price dip on Tuesday by mefus · · Score: 1

      SCOR provides property-casualty and life reinsurance on a worldwide basis. Property-casualty operations include reinsuring to primary insurers of property, casualty, marine, space and transportation, construction and credit and surety risks.

      That isn't SCOX you are looking at there, for one thing.

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      mefus
      In Open Society, GPL Software frees YOU!
    2. Re:SCO stock price dip on Tuesday by nickyj · · Score: 1

      DOH! That's my bad.. didn't relize the typo.

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      Nik J.
      The strange world of a loner, in a populous city, drowning in society
  109. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful
    the writer might have been positioning his org to sue SCO for damages should SCO's claims in the IBM and Novell be found incorrect.

    I think you mean when the claims are found incorrect?

  110. Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by big-giant-head · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you go read his posting he says he wants to switch to BSD. IMHO this will not address the problem,

    I think BSD is a fine OS as well, BUT if SCO is successful with thier attack on linux, they've already said they will go after BSD as well.

    If this guy is really worried about it, then he needs to fight SCO, not just switch to BSD and HOPE they will leave him alone.

    SCO is a bully and speaking from alot of experience, the only way to get rid of a bully is to stand up to them and kick thier teeth in if necessary. Once they see you will fight them, they'll go look for easier prey.

    --

    So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
    1. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. A precedent of legality has been established with regard to BSD. IBM isn't accused of adding in SCO-owned code to a BSD code base. I am not trying to back up SCO's arguement, just pointing out that their claims are focused on the Linux Kernel at rev. 2.4 and nothing more.

      SCO isn't a 'monster' who will demand more once they've devoured Linux. They're litigious bastards, but they know what they have their hooks sunk into. (Perhaps not how deep the hooks are sunk in, hopefully they'll deal IBM a surface scratch as the hooks slip loose and they slide into the lava pit.)

      Please stop trying to spread the FUD to BSD. Are you trying to establish a climate that discourages people from switching to BSD?

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      ---
    2. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by mik · · Score: 1
      Au contraire - TSG has already expressed interest in attacking the 1994 AT&T/BSD settlement.

      TSG has enough FUD for everyone... If BSD is lucky, the SCOundrels in charge will be resting comfortably in jail before they get that far.

    3. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

      I read in one of Darl's interviews, he made the statement that once the Linux issue was taken care of, they would begin to look at other os's, he mentioned BSD by name. I really don't know the legalities of the BSD licence, but niether does Darl, nor does he care.

      As I said I think BSD is a fine OS and if this guy wants to switch because he thinks it faster or more secure, or he wants a micro-kernal OS for some reason, then more power to him. I just feel it's a mistake to switch OS's just because SCO sent you a nasty letter.

      As far as your statement:
      "SCO isn't a 'monster' who will demand more once they've devoured Linux. They're litigious bastards..."

      they are Greedy litigious bastards, if they make money going after IBM, then they'll try to make a case against BSD so they can get some money from Apple (remeber OS X is based on BSD). It's the same bully mentality.

      --

      So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
    4. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by mystran · · Score: 1
      Ok, so there was this Slashdot article which among other things links to this other article which basicly says that they are checking *BSD codebase too.

      They actually mention suing *BSD users too: "With our limited energies and what our guys are going through, we probably won't file any suits against BSD until sometime in the first half of next year."

      I think it's SCO who is spreading most of the FUD here.

      --
      Software should be free as in speech, but if we also get some free beer, all the better.
    5. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by niew · · Score: 1
      SCO isn't a 'monster' who will demand more once they've devoured Linux. They're litigious bastards, but they know what they have their hooks sunk into.

      Don't you mean Litigious Bastards?

    6. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BSD. But I thought BSD was dead!

    7. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      Yes, we all know that TSG has threatened to sue everyone from George Bush to Jesus Christ, but that doesn't change the fact that they would be fighting against LEGAL PRECEDENT that EXPLICITY prevents the actions they want to go forward with.

      Is there AT&T UNIX code in *BSD? Well DUH! Is it illegally there? No, and even, as you will see, some of the Linux code that SCO is claiming was 'illegally put in Linux' without their authorization is *BSD code, furthermore proving that they didn't care to do any research in what they are doing.

      *BSD has no fears, aside from the inherent impending doom that trolls curse it to. :P

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      -If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
    8. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      Yes, we all know that TSG has threatened to sue everyone from George Bush to Jesus Christ, but that doesn't change the fact that they would be fighting against LEGAL PRECEDENT that EXPLICITY prevents the actions they want to go forward with.

      Ummm, no. That case was settled out of court and the settlement is sealed. In order to have a legal precedent, the case would have had to complete its rounds in court.

    9. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      Part of the deal is that the issue will never be raised again. That is legally binding, and what I meant by 'legal precident'.

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      -If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
    10. Re:Yeah but he wants to switch to BSD??? by abandonment · · Score: 1

      no not at all, that's what he originally mentions as a possible way to avoid the confrontation with sco, but if you follow the thread, a number of followup posts point out (properly) that SCO has threatened to go after the bsd's as well afterwards, and as such, moving to bsd is not a real 'fix' for the threat. his response is, under the circumstances, the only proper one - force sco to show their hand, and if necessary, move towards legal action (injunction against them similar to what happened in europe) and/or counter-suits.

  111. Need a shorter reply letter by kammat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear SCO:

    After reviewing your claims with our legal department and system administrators in extreme detail, we have come to the following conclusion.

    Bite me.

    Sincerely,
    Some Random Company

    1. Re:Need a shorter reply letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we have come to the following conclusion.

      Bite me


      That's not a conclusion. :o)

  112. Should of ended it with a: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now FUCK OFF!!!

  113. terms of contract by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Informative
    The original Unix contracts signed by IBM et al, have language that is a little bit ambiguous about ownership of code that each party adds to Unix, more specifically, it was really to do with Unix trade-secrets, not actual copyright. IBM didn't like the apparent ambiguity and asserted that they(IBM) own, and can do whatever they please with, any code that they develop, and AT&T signed off on that. I'm not sure if that was an alteration to IBM's contract, or if that was just a clarification of the language used in the contract.

    OTOH(!), at this point I think it would be exceptionally difficult to argue that there is anything in SysV that could be considered a trade-secret today anyway. The way it looks to me, SCO owns nothing but a license to SysV and a license to sub-license it, if Novell does still indeed own it as they claim.

    SCO is indeed on shaky ground and it looks like they will not survive the counter-suits.

    Good riddance!

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    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:terms of contract by Frater+219 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The original Unix contracts signed by IBM et al, have language that is a little bit ambiguous about ownership of code that each party adds to Unix, more specifically, it was really to do with Unix trade-secrets, not actual copyright.

      At this late date -- and even in 1991, when Linus created the first Linux kernel -- no "Unix trade secrets" can be said to exist.

      The structure and function of Unix have been a matter of public academic discussion and research for years. POSIX, which codifies the behavior of Unix-like systems, is an industrial standard. Published research papers and industrial standards are not places where "trade secrets" hang out.

      The exchange of ideas and code between "commercial Unix" and public academic research was so promiscuous that, when AT&T accused UC Berkeley of copyright infringement, the court actually found that it was AT&T who had copied Berkeley code and published it without acknowledgment.

      Trade-secret status is something rather narrowly defined. In order to have a trade secret in a given process, a firm has to protect that secret quite thoroughly. At the very least, the firm has to avoid publishing the "secret" itself! That's why you can't have a trade secret and a patent on the same process -- patents require publication. (So, as I recall, do registered copyrights.) And yet Unix code has been published far and wide -- including by Novell and Caldera/SCO.

      The idea of any trade secrets existing in System V Unix is, simply, absurd.

  114. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Since when is calling a spade a spade unprofessional?"

    STFU, Spade.

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    "Derp de derp."
  115. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you are correct, but it's still pronounce ARSE.

  116. SLC Front page article by mefus · · Score: 1

    Linux has crept up on Microsoft, challenging its stranglehold on the server market...

    Oh, it's a humor article! (On the front page?)

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  117. Threat letter as text... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 1

    Popped the .gif in Gimp and typed it out:
    January 19, 2004
    Gavin Roy
    CIO
    Just Sports USA
    6261C Variel Ave.
    Woodland Hills, CA 91367-2587
    Dear Mr. Roy;
    I am following up on the SCO letter dated December 19th, regarding the use of SCO copyright protected code that has been incorporated into Linux without our authorization. As statin in the letter:
    [Underlined]"No one may use our copyrighted code except as authorized by us.
    ...Certain copyrighted application binary interfaces ("ABI Code") have been copied verbatim from our copyrighted UNIX code base and contributed to Linux for distribution, under the General Public License ("GPL") without proper authorization and without copyright attribution. While some application programming interfaces ("API Code") have been made available over the years through POSIX and other open standards, the UNIX ABI Code has only been made available under copyright restrictions. AT&T made these binary interfaces available in order to support application development to UNIX operating systems and to assist UNIX licensees in the development process.[End Underline] [Italicized]The UNIX ABIs were never intended or authorized for unrestricted use or distribution under the GPL in Linux.[End Italics]
    [Underlined]...Use in Linux of any ABI Code or other UNIX Derived Files identified above constitutes a violation of the United States Copyright Act. Distribution of the copyrighted ABI Code, or binary code compiled using the ABI code, with copyright management information deleted or altered, violates the Digital Milennium Copyright Act ("DMCA") codified by Congress at 17 U.S.C. [Section Symbol]1202. DMCA liability extends to those who have reasonable grounds to know that a distribution (or re-distribution as required by the GPL) of the altered code of copyright information will induce, enable, facilitate, or conceal an infringement of any right under the DMCA. In addition, neither SCO nor any predecessor in interest has ever placed an affirmative notice in Linux that the copyrighted code in question could be used or distributed under the GPL. As a result, any distribution of Linux by a software vendor or a re-distribution of Linux by an end user that contains any of the identified UNIX code violates SCO's rights under the DMCA, insofar as the distributor knows of these violations."[End Underline]
    I am requesting a meeting so that we may discuss the alternatives that are available to your firm. WE BELIEVE WE CAN PROPOSE SOLUTIONS THAT WILL BE AGREEABLE AND ECONOMICALLY FEASIBLE FOR YOU. I look forward to hearing from you. If you fail to respond to our efforts to pursue a licensing arrangement, WE WILL TURN YOUR NAME OVER TO OUR OUTSIDE COUNSEL FOR CONSIDERATION OF LEGAL ACTION.
    Please contact me immediately so we may schedule a meeting. My telephone number is [Blank Line]
    or email [Blank Line]
    Yours truly,
    [Signature]
    Philip Langer
    Regional Director, Intellectual Property Licensing
    SCO
    Encl: Letter December 19, 2003
    Cc: Ryan E. Tibbits, SCO General Counsel

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  118. SCO just a puppet? by MarkGriz · · Score: 1
    From the SLC article:
    Should SCO prevail, besides reaping its own billions, software megalith Microsoft stands to win the war of enterprise operating systems.

    It would seem in Microsoft's best interest to fund SCO's seemingly misguided legal battle with IBM et al. Perhaps they are...
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    Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
  119. He may be a twit, but he means well by Colossus · · Score: 1

    "determine if any licensing needs to indeed exist."

  120. Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (miscellaneous plug: CmdrTaco will be speaking at Linuxworld later today).

    Why?!

    Other than running his website on Linux, what the hell does Rob Malda have to do with Linux?!

  121. Re:They've infringed on my copyrights by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    .....unless you all send me a dollar.

    I scanned one for you, but this damned web browser refuses to send it to you. Sorry...

  122. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by ichimunki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think I'll let the C*Os of the world decide what's professional and what's not. It's the glaring typo that got me chuckling. As for how to handle SCO, I think that sending back a nastygram is the calmest, sanest, cheapest response there is. Personally I'd be tempted to file a complaint with the FTC (or whichever agency really ought to receive the complaint) and possibly a lawsuit with a local district court.

    If a company like SCO sends a letter, it is definitely worthwhile to send a letter back, this establishes that you are acting in good faith on your beliefs rather than ignoring them in hopes that your misdeeds will simply go unpunished for a while. And just because it's a business communication doesn't mean it can't be worded strongly. In this case the "wasting time" comment adds emphasis to the point the CIO was making about the level of detail he expects from SCO should SCO want to insist in pursuing their demands (i.e. don't just send the names of some kernel header files and expect us to cave).

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  123. And the reply letter as text... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 2, Informative

    Text from the .pdf of the reply letter:

    January 21, 2004

    Mr. Philip Langer

    Regional Director, Intellectual Property Licensing

    SCO Group

    355 South 520 West Suite 100

    Lindon, Utah 84042

    Dear Mr. Langer:

    I am writing you in response to your letter dated January 19th, 2004 in which you advised that you would
    consider legal action if we failed to respond to your efforts to pursue a licensing arrangement. To date, I
    have yet to receive any information concerning our systems and what you allege violates your intellectual
    property rights. You have sent me letters that conflict with other statements made by representatives of the
    SCO Group concerning SCO's ownership of UNIX ABI's and their supposed (re)distribution under the
    GPL in the Linux kernel.

    If you would like to detail directly which of our systems allegedly violate your copyrights, and specifically
    which code on said systems allegedly violates said copyrights, we will be happy to do an internal audit to
    verify your claims. Once the results of said audit are complete, we will be more than willing discuss any
    pending licensing issues with you.

    Our current understanding of your legal situation is that your organization has yet to prove your claims of
    SCO intellectual property being included in the GPL based Linux kernel software that SCO itself has
    distributed under the GPL. While I understand your concerns regarding intellectual property and your
    desire to protect SCO's property, at this time, the legality and claims concerning SCO's ownership of code
    that exists in the 2.4 Linux kernel has yet to be determined by a court of law. I, speaking for myself,

    follow with interest SCO Group's contortions in its lawsuits against Novell and IBM, and its defense against the lawsuit brought by Red Hat. In my study of the events that have transpired, it's my understanding that
    SCO Group has yet to produce any substantive evidence as to the claims regarding code misappropriation
    by IBM. I am requesting the SCO Group to provide to my organization substantive evidence of alleged
    copyright violations so that we may compare the alleged violations for the purpose of internal audit to
    determine if any licensing needs to indeed exist. I do, however, intend to publicly document the results of
    said audit and any communication with the SCO Group regarding this matter.

    Before you waste any more of my time or yours, please detail exact information such as the offending lines
    of code and the kernel versions you contend this code is in. Alternatively if your organization agrees, we
    can re-address these issues after your current lawsuits regarding these issues are finalized.

    Sincerely,

    Gavin M. Roy

    Chief Information Officer

    Just Sports USA

    --
    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. - Geek's corollary to Clarke's law
  124. Which based on 220+ years of law... by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure that lots of people think that the idea is possible. The real problem, though, is that SCO isn't telling anyone what the supposedly infringing code is, so that even if they are right, and even if we wanted to do the right thing and remove the infringing code, we can't.

    Which, based upon 220+ years of copyright law in the United States, makes the Linux-using world liable for exactly $0.00 in damages.

    Zero.

    It's called having "dirty hands" and is fundamental to copyright law and enforcement, and regardless of the merits of SCO's case (which I think every informed reader agrees are negligable at best) that particular aspect of the law WILL NOT BE OVERTURNED or ignored.

    Linux users have nothing to fear ... unless the buy a SCO license (thereby violating the GPL). In which case a far graver risk than being sued for GPL violations (which could well happen) has been taken, namely establishing a contractual relationship with a company whose CEO has publicly stated that the sole purpose of Caldera/SCO contracts is to give SCO ammunition with which to sue its customers.

    Only an absolute fool, with a corporate suicide bent, would enter into any kind of business relationship with the rabid, barrotrious company that Darl McBride has transformed Caldera into.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:Which based on 220+ years of law... by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Linux users have nothing to fear ... unless the buy a SCO license (thereby violating the GPL).

      Linux users are not violating the GPL by purchasing a linux license from SCI. The GPL controls copying, distributin, and modification only.

      --

      - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

  125. Re:Letter written to my Congressman and Senators.. by caluml · · Score: 2

    No mod points today, but if every Slashdot reader in the US posted (not faxed/emailed) a letter like that to their congressman/woman, I think it would be a good thing.

    Well written.

  126. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Progman3K · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You know what? I disagree with your "just ignore SCO" policy.

    It seems to me that Just Sports CALLED SCO'S BLUFF

    And that's exactly the best way to get rid of the posturing buffoon SCO is.

    Anything else lends them an air of credibility and permits Darl or whoever to issue more press releases stating that their claim is being addressed by their victims.

    Remember silence is consent.

    Stand to arms, FIRE! (at SCO's retreating backside)

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  127. +10,000 hilariously freakin' funny!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy, that just sent diet coke out my nose...

  128. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    how the hell would SCO know just who's running what?

    It's called Netcraft, and they're very big on knowing who runs what.

  129. Not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a sporting goods operation, they are undoubtedly sports fans. Some of the employees may even have some athletic ability. Even to the point of having participated in teams during high school!

    These people are as bad as SCO, I say. Any other good slashdotter would agree.

  130. not this time by timothy · · Score: 1

    unless someone wants to drug me, ship me to New York by then, provide a room and nutrition, and agree to ship me back to the Left Coast ...

    Probably not worth it.

    timothy

    --
    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  131. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by metlin · · Score: 0, Troll

    How the FUCK is this a troll you freakin' moderators on crack?

    The damn PDF contained a Goatse pic initially and was then changed.

    Freakin' hell, Slashdot is crawling with morons whose IQs are less than that of my shoelaces put together.

    Sheesh! Asshats. See you in metamod hell.

  132. Re:^_^ word up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    > I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart.

    Yes, Darl McBride, we know. Now will you please stop wasting everybody's time!

  133. linus's comment. by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I note in the rather excelent salt lake article that Linus was asked if he wanted to pass on a message to Darl, which he declined.

    I would of loved that oportunity. I'd ask Darl a question. Sorta like this;-
    I'd ask "Darl, Are you happy? I mean *REALLY* happy?. Are you happy that you have made one of the most well loved unix brands into an almost universal object of loathing amongst IT professionals. Happy you are planning to capture and destroy the work of thousands of passionate individuals worth millions of manhours. Happy you are building an enterprise on a foundation of litigation of lies."
    I'd ask "Darl. If indeed you are happy then, tell me, would you in all conscience recomend to your children that they act as you do?"
    And finally I'd ask "Darl. Men live in this world only a short time. When your day of reckoning comes, just what *WILL* you say to your creator when he asks you if your prescence on this planet has made the world a better place."

    Cos sure as heck, I'd like to know.

    --
    Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    1. Re:linus's comment. by bloggins02 · · Score: 1

      I think he would be able to respond to that, but he'd probably have to get the answer from his lawyers first.

    2. Re:linus's comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would've" not "would of"; that's a contraction there, son.

    3. Re:linus's comment. by Kgreene · · Score: 1
      When your day of reckoning comes, just what *WILL* you say to your creator when he asks you if your prescence on this planet has made the world a better place."

      Darl: So this is heaven, huh? Ok, what OS is this 'pearly gates' running on? I think someone owes me some money.

    4. Re:linus's comment. by hippycow · · Score: 1

      I think you don't quite understand his character, which seems pretty clear from the article (and some others). You ask the same things of a chronic spammer, or a pimp with an expectation of similar rationalizations in response; it's a pointless exercise: you won't see any liquid from such turnips.

    5. Re:linus's comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um. God doesn't exist. This darl guy will get the same guilt-free nothingness that we all will when we die. It will feel just like before we were born. Remember that long period of nothing?

      Of course, you are free to believe whatever crap you like if it makes you feel better. i suppose fostering irrational faith over logical and informed reasoning isn't a problem providing your leaders are all dead nice guys and stuff. Yeah. western leaders don't tell lies. let us pray...

      and god bless america. founded on genocide and slavery.

      i'm sure there is some ignorant group i've neglected to offend.

  134. SCO Sending letters to congress? by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Informative

    Okay, now they're sending letters lobbying congress. This is getting so out of hand. But, here's where you and I can actually fight back. If you're involved in open source (or even if you just support it) and you're a U.S. citizen, write your congressperson in support of Open Source. Be polite and be professional. Explain your understanding of the facts and why what SCO is doing is extortion and ask your congressperson to consider the facts before passing legislation.

    In particular, point out to said congressperson that to date, no evidence has provided by SCO has survived more than a day's scrutiny by the community. That no court has yet supported any of SCO's allegations, and so on.

    Please send snail mail instead of e-mail, if possible. Snail mail is more likely to be read. The great thing about congress is, if you send a lot of letters, they sometimes get the point (though not always, as evidenced by the DMCA among other things).

    1. Re:SCO Sending letters to congress? by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      Please send snail mail instead of e-mail, if possible. Snail mail is more likely to be read.
      Better yet, send both. Snail mail may be taken more seriously, but then again, it might also be more likely to be impeded by security concerns about letter bombs or hazardous substances (anthrax, for example).

      I also think that it would be a good idea to avoid sending more than one copy by each method, and to mention the existence of the other copy in each letter so that you don't leave them feeling that they've been spammed, or with the impression that you're trying to decieve them in any way.
  135. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by kimgh · · Score: 1

    I think the letter is perfect. The last paragraph takes the gloves off, is all.

  136. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That response is a professional response.

    Politesse is important when conversing with a company that possesses some measure of value to your own, or to individuals who can provide services that can get things done.

    This case, he was responding to an extortion threat from a company that has nothing to offer him. It's not necessary to be polite, because the company has already proven that 1: They have nothing of value to him, and 2: They cannot even get the suit over with, much less get anything done!

    As such, he used an appropriate economy of words, and spoke as, in my opinion, a true professional.

  137. LinuxWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site www.linuxworldexpo.com is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Windows 2000.

  138. MOD PARENT UP by jimicus · · Score: 1
    This is probably only the second company (after IBM) to actually turn around and say "OK. Prove it or go away".

    High time too. I reckon a few more companies ought to do this - it would force SCO to actually start talking a little sense rather than just spouting FUD.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      'course!

      If you strut around like if you own the place and no one challenges you, then eventually people start to believe that you really do own the place.

      I believe elsewhere in the thread, some have compared SCO to a playground bully, and from personal experience, I KNOW that the only way to get a bully to lay off of you is to give him a bloody nose.

      Oh you may get beat to a pulp for it, but the bully won't bother you anymore afterwards, instead s/he will go off and look for other victims that don't stand up for themselves.

      So if everyone punches SCO in the face for their affront, the whole thing WILL go away quicker than a rat caught raiding the cheese.

      SCO, rats... Sort of truthful there I think.

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  139. That's it, I've had it by yaj · · Score: 0

    Okay, that's it, I've had it!!

    I putting ALL my SCO Memorabilia up for sale on ebay this weekend.

    Including my SCO instructors Golf Shirt
    do an ebay search for "SCO instructor Golf Shirt""

    I've had enough and I'm not going to take it anymore

    (...and besides, my SCO junk is probably worth as much as its ever going to be worth...)

  140. Answer: Which systems violate... by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1
    If you would like to detail directly which of our systems allegedly violate your copyrights, and specifically which code on said systems allegedly violates said copyrights, we will be happy to do an internal audit to verify your claims. Once the results of said audit are complete, we will be more than willing discuss any pending licensing issues with you.

    The site justsportsusa.com is running Apache/1.3.28 (Unix) (Gentoo/Linux) PHP/4.3.2 mod_ssl/2.8.15 OpenSSL/0.9.6j on Linux.
    Last changed 22-Jan-2004
    IP address 208.29.195.70
    Netblock Owner Sprint

    There's the answer, they should of sent the letter to Sprint instead. Of course they don't want Sprint's legal team on their ass...

    Jonah Hex
    1. Re:Answer: Which systems violate... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      There's the answer [netcraft.com], they should of sent the letter to Sprint instead. Of course they don't want Sprint's legal team on their ass...

      Why? CenturyTel owns the netblock my servers are on, but the servers are mine, maintained at the place where I work. CenturyTel only provides the pipe.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  141. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >I personally feel that ignoring them is a far better approach...

    Bravo! Make them find your phone number. When they call, tell them you are running NT with a linux banner to fool hackers.

    Take a screenshot of your "desktop" with IIS MMC open to "prove it" by having the config open with your IP and domain name displayed (from a machine in a lab: )

    Darl will ask "The OS fingerprint matches linux too, how is that possible?"

    Answer: "We wrote a proprietary algorithm to make it look like NT to fingerprinting tools, sorry bud, we can't show it to you, it's proprietary."

    Get his panties up in a bunch by using his own argument against him.

    Make them get a warrant, which they won't be able to do because they haven't proven anything yet.

    Can't believe no one has thought of this. Darl is trying to use the law to sue people, you should use the law too.

    l8,
    AC
    linux hack

  142. Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...do you suppose that one side effect of this could be a fork?

    One of the claims that SCO makes is that the 2.4 kernel and above are the ones with "SCO's IP". So... is there any possibility that a small band of hackers would go back to the 2.2 trees and develop them further or base something new off of those? It could be detrimental, but interesting. This is, of course, assuming that SCO wins which seems highly unlikely at the moment.

    I also read Darl's letter to the congress. It's totally insane. He seems to be operating under the delusion that the United States was built on the idea that profit motive is a good thing. While it *can* be useful, it's far from the only motivation. After all, if one has the ability to make something from nothing, why not do it and profit motive be damned? The guy who can mill his own wood and make his own furniture at home shouldn't be chased after by furniture makers because he didn't make them any money. That's just plain stupid, but it's exactly what Darl is trying to do. I think he has a mental illness that revolves around profit motive. In fact, I would say profit motive to the nth power IS the #1 mental illness in the United States. Get over it Darl. Money is not the reason we are here. Neither is personal gain or wealth. We are here to help each other and better our society through the sharing and exchange of knowledge. If you can't get with the program, then do us all a favor and drop out. Permanently.

    1. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by yeremein · · Score: 1
      One of the claims that SCO makes is that the 2.4 kernel and above are the ones with "SCO's IP". So... is there any possibility that a small band of hackers would go back to the 2.2 trees and develop them further or base something new off of those?
      This would be an utter waste of time. SCO would just say "We've found our IP in that branch too". Like they did when the 2.6 kernel came out. There is no way out of SCO's crosshairs, since they have no legitimate claim in the first place.
    2. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by flossie · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...do you suppose that one side effect of this could be a fork?

      No. If there is code in the kernel that shouldn't be there, it will be taken out and replaced in the main distribution. Linus isn't going to allow SCO to charge people to use his kernel.

    3. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money is not the reason we are here. Neither is personal gain or wealth. We are here to help each other and better our society through the sharing and exchange of knowledge.

      I hate hippies.

    4. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      I doubt it will fork. In the past SCO has made comments about 2.4 being the start of the problems, but these letters have nothing to do with 2.4. I think 2.4 is where they think IBM started contributing massive amounts of code. They don't mention this code because there is an unresolved lawsuit with IBM about it. What they mention in their letters now is the Linux ABI code (header files). These letters are claiming that the header files are copyrighted and can't be distributed, so anything compiled with them, the Linux kernel for instance, is a derivative work. If the ABI files are found to not be infringing, they will probably come up with some other code they say is infringing, probably one file at a time to keep from showing all their evidence and drag it out.

      Read my main post to see why the ABI files are probably public domain, and were definitely released by Caldera under a BSD-Style license after they acquired the Unix rights from old SCO.

    5. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      And I dislike ACs with no balls to put that sentiment to a user id. Begone.

    6. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Is there any legal way to prevent SCO from ever using his code under any circumstances? Say, a clause that says "This license shall apply to all companies, except SCO, which is restricted from ever using or in any other way gaining any knowledge from aformentioned work."

      A sort of SCO exception clause in the GPL? Then you could nail them to the wall for even having a CD of any release of Linux after the license was changed.

      --
      To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
    7. Re:Besides his obvious problems with the GPL... by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      Besides which (and I don't have a link handy, sorry), if memory serves, the Bruce Perens analysis of the code samples they did show proved that the samples all came from legitimate sources outside of IBM (one from SGI, which did infringe, was only in the Itanium codebase for the kernel, and was removed because the code was poor quality), so was fair game. Basically, like everyone else said, SCO is going around threatening everyone and everything for no better reason than to extort money out of them. The problem SCO has is they keep putting a squirt gun to people's heads, not a .45 pistol. Ultimately they're going to be in deep kim-chee for this charade.

      --


      What is your Slash Rating?
  143. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Flower · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let's look at what the letter actually said because, quite frankly, trash-talk on /. while infantile is not the same as actually replying back to SCO in a business correspondance. So without further ado:
    Before you waste any more of my time or yours, please detail exact information such as the offending lines of code and the kernel versions you contend this code is in. Alternatively if your organization agrees, we can re-address these issues after your current lawsuits regarding these issues are finalized

    This is what was actually sent to SCO and quite honestly I don't see anything wrong with it. The first clause is dismissive but the demands are reasonable. Unprofessional would have been something like "Blow me."

    So it got to the point without using a bunch of $1.50 words or couched in a slew of legalese cliches. Whatever. It most certainly doesn't merit the criticism it's currently receiving.

    --
    I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  144. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    It was a bit unprofessional but far from what everyone wants to make it. Telling them they are wasting thier time suing you is a valid reply. But maybe he should have said "we will not expend any more resources on SCO's concern until and if you win your lawsuit and can tell us how and what we are doing wrong".Telling them you'll post the info about infringing lines of code is only going to make them send you the non-disclosure which you have to sign to see the "infringing" code. Chicken and the egg.

  145. Shenanigans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did sombody say Shenanigans!?

  146. The millions of lines of code by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    SCO has released some of the code it claims to own. Is there some website which tracks this code and has information on it, some place developers can post to with counter-claims?
    eg: "SCO Claims to own this peice of code. bob@scuz.net has also claimed to have authored this code. Here is a history of bob@scuz.net's development regaurding this code, and a link to a document regaurding standard system calls (in the public domin since 1987, see link here for explanation) apon which bob@scuz.net claims his code was based"

    Something really thorough for every line of code- you know, it's entirely possible that at least some of the code, if only by coincidence, actually does infringe on somebody's IP. It would be worth having such a site to track such things both now and in the future.

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  147. Not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    He should have asked for:

    The product, filenames, and line numbers containing copyrighted code.
    A statement of whether SCO's ownership of these copyrights is in any unresolved legal dispute
    A statement that SCO has not licensed these copyrighted materials to any third party under the GNU General Public License, because that is the license under which I received them (and redistribution is explicitly permitted under this license)

    That should take care of it. Asking for just the first one is just asking for errno.h again.

  148. Let's Face It by keshet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Daryl and Kevin McBride are just out to make money. This is how they do it, by (ab)using the legal system. They make outrageous claims, pump up the stock price (investors buy the stock like a lottery ticket - hey maybe SCO can do it, who knows?) and Microsoft pays their salary.

    They will keep milking this cow until one day in court a judge will say "So, thousands of programmers from around the world help build this Linux system on their own time, or on their company's time, and they specifically state that this work does not belong to you by including the GPL, and yet you claim that you own this property? Next."

    At this point Daryl will turn to Kevin and say "Well bro, that was a cool adventure, what do you want to do next? Hey maybe we can sell licenses to people who use smiley emoticons in their email - let's check out a copyright for that!"

    And SCO will be a rapidly fading stain on the highway of the history of UNIX.

    1. Re:Let's Face It by goldfndr · · Score: 1
      At this point Daryl will turn to Kevin and say "Well bro, that was a cool adventure, what do you want to do next? Hey maybe we can sell licenses to people who use smiley emoticons in their email - let's check out a copyright for that!"

      You can't get a copyrights for smileys; they're too short. But they can be trademarked.

      --
      Copyrights, Patents, Trademarks: temporary loans from the Public Domain, not real property ("intellectual" or otherwise)
  149. SCO IS wasting everyone's time... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    ...energy, resources, money, and more. These people should be run out on a rail - big time. Every corp that got a letter like this should be asking (demanding) for the same proof. As the old Wendy's spokesperson used to yell, "WHERE'S THE BEEF?!"

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
  150. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by TigerPlish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, being frank is for everyone. It is sickening that people have to pussyfoot and sugarcoat things. If something sucks, I'll say it sucks, not that "It is moderately deficient in numerous ways." Just say the fucking truth. It Sucks.

    Political Correctness belongs in the trash, along with any letters from SCO.

    Feh.

    --
    The "Civilized World" jumped the shark ca. 1973.
  151. Perens quote by Whatanut · · Score: 1

    Bruce Perens, a Linux cheerleader... Why does that make me laugh?

    --

    yvan eht nioj
    1. Re:Perens quote by Capt.+Beyond · · Score: 1

      yes, I think we need to get better looking cheerleaders. Perhaps we could recruit some from the Dallas Cowboys

      --
      -- "Perceptions create reality. By changing your perceptions you change your reality."
    2. Re:Perens quote by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      Recruit cheerleaders from the Dallas Cowboys, or from their cheerleader squad? There is a difference ;)

      --


      What is your Slash Rating?
  152. Admitted no clue? by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
    My favorite quote from the article:

    "I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is," Kevin McBride told the court

    Surely this points out that:
    1) they have no clue and
    2) they think any IBM addition to AIX belongs to SCO - i.e. they have no clue.

  153. Word of the day... "Sophistry" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the Dictionary:
    Sophistry:
    1. Plausible but fallacious argumentation.
    2. A plausible but misleading or fallacious argument.
    3.The practice of a sophist; fallacious reasoning; reasoning sound in appearance only.

    From the Salt Lake City Weekly Column:

    McBride:
    "Listen real clearly to what's happening here," McBride said by telephone from his Lindon office in early January. "The situation is that we used to be the leader ... we were where Red Hat [the No. 1 Linux distributor] is now. Linux then comes in, with Red Hat being the ringleader, and really attacks our [UNIX] market share and our marketplace. And they do it by simply taking our value and doing it for free. So, it's really hard to compete with free. And so, then we come back in, and we start looking at this Linux beast, and we looked inside of it, and we realized, 'Hey, wait a minute, this is actually us--this is a substantial amount of our intellectual property showing up inside of Linux itself.' And that's when we got our war paint on and said, 'We gotta go back and take this thing head-on.'"

  154. Where are the subpoenas? by Mazzie · · Score: 1

    In my experience, companies with a legitimate claim send out subpoenas, not threatening letters.

    If I received a similar letter from SCO, it would be in the shredder before I finished reading it.

    IMO that reply letter was a waste of paper and ink, but I can understand why some feel the need to 'fire back'.

    --
    Having a bookmark to Google does not make you an expert on everything.
  155. What a great quote. by benjaminchoate · · Score: 1

    "He's no geek," says Benjamin Choate, a self-trained Linux user living in Logan. "His tan's too good."....

    What stunning elegance in his words... truly an icon to the linux community! ;)

  156. SCO obviously didn't _read_ the ABI documentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gABI (generic ABI) document, in the prologue, explicitly states that the target audience is developers of SVR4-based and _other unix_ operating systems. This implies to me, anyway, that they have no leg to stand on vis-a-vis the ABI issues either.

  157. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by southpolesammy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Couldn't we respond to SCO in much the same way we respond to telemarketers (well, pre-DNC telemarketers...) ?

    SCO: You're using our IP, we want money.
    Consumer: Oh really? Perhaps you'd care to talk to the head of the household?
    [gives phone to baby]

    SCO: You're using our IP, we want money.
    Consumer: Oh really? Here's my response.
    [holds phone up to airhorn, fires]

    SCO: You're using our IP, we want money.
    Consumer: Oh really? Is that so? Tell me more...
    SCO: UNIX, blah, blah, blah, Linux, blah, blah, blah.
    Consumer: Uh huh, go on.
    SCO: Stolen IP, blah, blah, blah...
    Consumer: Really? Could you elaborate further?
    [sets phone down, makes cheese sandwich, watches two hours of TV, plays video game, comes back...]
    SCO: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.....
    Consumer: I think I'll need some materials on your plan. Could you send me your prospectus and the details of the alleged infringement?
    [pause...click]
    Consumer: Hello? Hello?

    --
    Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
  158. Praise God and Pass the Ammunition! by holy_smoke · · Score: 1

    Finally! This is exactly what needs to happen. If the law is too slow to shut these clowns up then the tech community must collectively gang up on them in this manner. Be civil, logical, but confrontational and specific, and document it all in the Internet. Bullies always fold under group pressure. Bravo!!

    --
    Is the juice worth the sqeeze?
  159. Raiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But ever since determining it owns the "ark and the covenant to the enterprise software industry," says McBride, SCO's bad fortune is on the upswing

    Someone has not seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

  160. Best Quote of the Aritcle by Twench · · Score: 3, Funny

    Attributed to Bruce Perens:
    "If Darl McBride had his way, he would have banned marriage too, because it obviously is against the remunerative interests of prostitutes"

    I wonder if my wife will accept that argument?

    --
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't
    1. Re:Best Quote of the Aritcle by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      she might, ny making you pay for it until you reconsider your position.

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  161. SCO by chaoticset · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Dave Barry once said that the federal government had to be viewed as a form of entertainment, and in that way I think he's correct. No sane American, fully understanding what happens in American politics, would consider the government money well spent.

    SCO's circus is better entertainment because most of us aren't paying quite as much for it...

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  162. Just Sports should turn that into a form letter by Kaishaku255 · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Mr. Roy's letter succinctly sums up what everyone who receives one of SCO's extortion letters should say. It won't stop SCO from pursuing this line by any means. However, if enough people respond this way, SCO may soon realize they've poked their head into the badger's den.

    Perhaps Mr. Roy would allow others to use his words in thier letters to SCO?

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  163. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by garcia · · Score: 0

    This is what was actually sent to SCO and quite honestly I don't see anything wrong with it. The first clause is dismissive but the demands are reasonable. Unprofessional would have been something like "Blow me."

    Saying "Blow me." would be not only infantile and not professional it would be completely inappropriate and pointless.

    I don't personally care what the /. thinks is acceptable in regards to this matter... What he said is not professional and should have been either reworded or dropped all together. You don't sling mud back because Bob the Bully slung mud in your eye.

    Grow up.

  164. Here's a 4 Lettered Word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RICO.

    Now being that IANAL, and I am a Brit as well, i'm in no position to really understand whether RICO is applicable in this case, but doesn't the US have an anti-racketeering law that includes attempts to extort cash under legal threats?

  165. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Are they maybe a menber of the BSA?

    That lot is usually able to get warrants to enter places.

    I believe 'the rest of the world' will follow the German way and let a court tell them to either put up or shut up.

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  166. What SCO CEOs are really interested in by aaandre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What SCO CEOs are really interested in is getting rich. They are doing very well so far.

    Whether they'll win in court or not is irrelevant. Whether they'll collect on those Linux licenses is irrelevant. All that matters is the movement of the stock. This is a wag the dog situation. They have started a bullshit war and winning or losing it is not the point. The point is having the war and make it look as real as possible, for long enough.

    This they are very successful at. I guess that's what they teach you in Management School.

    What I want is them to be accountable for their actions as individuals, no more able to hide behind the "Corporation".

    What I see is the history repeating: Very powerful people use power to create an environment where they are no longer accountable for their actions. Reminds me of "noble" families in the past - owning the land and the lives of others just because they are noble. Able to steal, rape and kill without consequences.

    My feeling is, King of England is back.

    I am not amused.

    1. Re:What SCO CEOs are really interested in by kelzer · · Score: 1

      And here's the evidence.

      Be sure to follow a few of the "Next Transactions" links to get a feel for the kind of money these guys are making. Note that in 2002 most of them were getting "award of stock" of as many as 165,000 shares (i.e., they didn't pay for them) as well as stock options, to be exercised later.

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    2. Re:What SCO CEOs are really interested in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you noticed the part about his brother being the lawyer.

  167. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by maetenloch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The entire letter was "acceptable" until his closing paragraph where he told them to stop wasting his time and their time... If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter. Find another way to put it.

    I don't see what was unprofessional about his closing paragraph. He didn't insult them or call them names. The fact that he responded with a thoughtful, detailed and unambiguous letter addressing their points was professional.
    He also has a duty to see to it that his company's time and money is not wasted on vague (and almost assuredly baseless) legal claims. Sometimes being professional means giving direct and unambiguous communication priority over 'professional sounding' ear candy.

  168. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post to slashdot about someone wasting your time?! slashdot?!

    Joe

  169. Speedo? by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Well, did he?

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  170. Good thing he's only speaking... by sbowles · · Score: 1
    ... it will make it harder for him to misspell anything.

    On second thought, I hope he's not using a slide deck.

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  171. To the Sports Company. !!!Please Read!!! by eadint · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now that you have an actual Letter from SCO Please contact the SEC with this letter, inform them that SCO is attemting to extort money from you, send them a copy of this letter and also report this to the DA in your state This should be covered under the RICO act.

    If any other company has recieved a letter like this plese report this to the SEC the DA and consider a class action suit against SCO for Extortion and Defamation.

    What this means to you.
    IF you win against SCO you can MAKE money from the law suit. a class action suit for 100M$ would not be too much for this kind of offence.
    IANAL

    1. Re:To the Sports Company. !!!Please Read!!! by flossie · · Score: 1

      The author might not read /.
      Send him your comment directly if you want him to read it.

    2. Re:To the Sports Company. !!!Please Read!!! by gavinroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I do, for quite some time :).

      I also contacted the various people mentioned, which resulted in lack of interest and a brush off.

    3. Re:To the Sports Company. !!!Please Read!!! by The_DOD_player · · Score: 1

      I thinks its fair to assume, that because they too have trouble taking the SCO claims seriously.

    4. Re:To the Sports Company. !!!Please Read!!! by flossie · · Score: 1
      That's a great shame (the brush offs, not reading /.).

      Good letter, anyway. Unlike some of the earlier comments in this article, I think it was a perfectly professional response. It's quite right to point out to people that your time is valuable.

  172. Re:Strong Bad Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhhh
    If you want to be possesive, it's just 'i-t-s', but if you want it to be a contraction, then it's 'i-t-apostrophe-s'. Scallywag.

  173. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I noticed was the use of SHOUTING in SCO's letter. Did anyone else find themselves thinking "this sounds just like a newbie on Usenet" ??

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  174. NOT ENOUGH by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    It hasn't fallen far enough. This past year is the year of lying about Linux. It's made them lots of money.

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  175. OT: Your sig by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    Will slashdot ever drag itself into the year 2004 and provide the ability to edit posts?

    You already have the ability to edit posts: you hit the "Reply to This" link, and type any corrections into the text box. This lets normal posters correct themselves or change their minds without letting trolls remove the context from people who reply to them.

  176. Sloping brow, beady eyes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was like, "where have I seen this guy before?" Computer guy...wearing a blue work shirt exposing bare forearms. Cocked a bit to the site with his arms folded across his chest.

    And then I realized, it's Peter Norton.


    As played by the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!
    Seriously, doesn't this guy look like every dumbass jock you knew from high school? Maybe he could get a part in "Varsity Blues II: Mox's MBA!"

  177. Re:Letter written to my Congressman and Senators.. by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

    Reading your letter just now, sofar it seems very well written, very good!. But I do have to disagree with one of your points:
    [...] the fact that publically distributed GPL'ed software must [...] Be distributed free of charge, excluding any applicable distribution, transferral and/or warranty fees.

    I don't think the GPL says any such thing, you can charge whatever you like, as long as you give whoever you sell your software the same rights. In the end it doesn't matter much, since not many are going to pay a lot of money for software that will (ultimately) be available free elsewhere. But I don't think the GPL forbids charging as much as you want.

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    What a rotten party, have we run out of beer or something?
  178. Not that big a deal by siskbc · · Score: 1
    It seems to me that Just Sports CALLED SCO'S BLUFF

    Right, but it doesn't matter. The only person to read his response will be just above intern, and the responses will come in two forms: those that have/promise payment, and those that don't. Those that don't probably get filed away regardless of the response.

    Remember silence is consent.

    Tell that to Kobe. ;)

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    1. Re:Not that big a deal by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      Right, but it doesn't matter. The only person to read his response will be just above intern, and the responses will come in two forms: those that have/promise payment, and those that don't. Those that don't probably get filed away regardless of the response.

      Exactly, hence the "wasting my time" statement. SCO has been told exactly what information to provide him so that he can proceed with an audit. If the "just above intern" files his letter without reading it, and another baseless form letter license demand gets sent, Just Sports probably has the basis to sue for wasted time and harrassment. IANAL, of course--just my take on the situation.

    2. Re:Not that big a deal by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      You're probably right that SCO will just discard his letter, but look at what effect it has had:

      A typical company calls SCO's bluff and the story gets picked up by a few news services.

      It ends up reaching an unknown number of clueless bosses who were sitting on the fence concerning Linux because they were afraid that SCO's claim might be legit.

      The clueless bosses think to themselves "Hey, if Just Sports told SCO to take a running jump, maybe we can save the Windows license fees by running Linux like my techs wanted to do..."

      The more companies get the word out like this one did, the less power SCO's farce will have on the rest.

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  179. Shorter still. by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Until everyone's favorite site in the Christmas Island domain went down, a single URL would suffice.

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  180. Brilliant article by thrills33ker · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is one article that is definitely worth reading. I had my reservations, thinking an article in a Salt Lake paper would be backing SCO, but no. Just a very well laid out, easy to follow description of the entire sordid affair that clearly shows just how ridiculously SCO are acting. My favourite part:

    "I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is," Kevin McBride told the court, according to a transcript of the proceedings.

    So, imagine your car is stolen, and you go to the police. "What kind of car was it?", they ask. "I don't know, but tell me what cars have been stolen recently and I'll tell you if any of them are mine", would apparently be SCO's response.

    Anyway, this article can be highly recommended for lay people wanting to understand what this is all about, or worried if SCO might have a case. They won't be worried after reading this.

  181. #define by jefu · · Score: 1
    I'll avoid the temptation of saying we should all add lines like the following to our code :

    #define DARL "idiotic litigious bastard"

    (oops - I guess I goofed on that).

    But I did notice the thing about the ABI's. Does this now mean that if we were to change all the #define's in linux to be different values everything would be ok? So perhaps :

    #define O_RDONLY 00

    (which I find on my system) is violating SCO's right to Profit!, but

    #define O_RDONLY 0x100

    would not be?

    I"m still not sure what these DARL s (see above) are claiming and now I'm more confused than ever.

  182. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Flower · · Score: 1
    I used that phrase as an example of what was totally inappropriate. It was meant to be absurdist. Sorry if it offended thine eyes. Obviously we're going to have to agree to disagree. I'm not willing to concede, after having read the entire letter and taking it in as a whole, that one informal clause torpedoes the message.

    And if you had taken into consideration the tone of my original response you would have realized that yes I am grown up - even if I did commit the faux pas of not folowing the proper decorum you appear to need in this conversation. You need to quit being so sensitive.

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  183. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by SenorFluffyPants · · Score: 1

    What is the proper etiquette for responding to an extortion attempt?

    Where is Emily Post when you really need her?

  184. SCO and Qmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone think Darl realizes that SCO is running evil free Qmail as their MTA?

    1. Re:SCO and Qmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Qmail is not free.

      To re-distribute it, you have to agree to obnoxious restrictions on what you can name the files.

  185. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by J053 · · Score: 1

    They could find me: Registered Linux Owner #324965
    Still waiting for my letter, Darl!

  186. The entire state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire state of Utah is a mormom enclave; if you doubt it, note the proximity of the State House to the mormon church.

    That's no accident.

    As you go into the surrounding states, they're all largely mormon as well.

    Keep in mind, I don't care if somebody's a mormon or not, but I think any area that is that monotheistic (perhaps inappropriate use of that word) is a bit scary in that if you are not-of-that-religion, things will not go easily for you.

    1. Re:The entire state by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I think any area that is that monotheistic (perhaps inappropriate use of that word) is a bit scary in that if you are not-of-that-religion, things will not go easily for you.

      Monotheistic is the wrong word.

      As I understand the word, and if you Google you see that the word simply means a belief that there is only one single God.

      Now a place that is polytheistic could also be intollerant to the point that you could be in trouble if you don't conform to the majority belief. (Polytheistic = belief in multiple gods.) If you don't believe in our defined set of gods, you are in big trouble!

      Conversly, a place that is monotheistic, as many (most?) religions are, doesn't mean that you can't openly disagree and believe differently, or not at all.

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    2. Re:The entire state by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Monotheistic is the wrong word.

      As I understand the word, and if you Google you see that the word simply means a belief that there is only one single God.

      Now a place that is polytheistic could also be intollerant to the point that you could be in trouble if you don't conform to the majority belief. (Polytheistic = belief in multiple gods.) If you don't believe in our defined set of gods, you are in big trouble!


      How about homotheistic and heterotheistic? ;-)

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    3. Re:The entire state by G00F · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those mormons also happen to be the most accepting of other peoples religions too. Don't believe me? Look at history. Even recent history. Or why not just move to some bible belt town that will run out anyone who doesn't goto their church. Where I just visited a Hare Krishna temple and find out the LDS church donated money so they could build their temple.

      BTW, I just moved to Utah here for a job. And I have yet to meet one person that likes SCO.

      Some info that I dug up real fast thanks to google.
      mormons helping Hare Krishna Temple

      If you want to bash a religion, try the catholic church and the church of england for their known repeated atrocities against man kind. Anyone who thought differently was tortured, killed, as well as the families.

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    4. Re:The entire state by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Wanna hear something even better? The LDS church is one of IBM's largest customers; *huge* database and mainframes at familysearch.org. As far as tolerance goes, my best friends in HS and for the last 20 years are Roman Catholic and Jewish respectively. As far as they're concerned, I'm just Fundamentally Protestant. And yes, we joke about it all together with no probs.

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    5. Re:The entire state by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      How about homotheistic and heterotheistic?

      "Homo" is "same", "hetero" is "different".

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    6. Re:The entire state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second "m" in "mormon" is silent, right? (At least in Darl's case).

    7. Re:The entire state by Ironica · · Score: 1

      "Homo" is "same", "hetero" is "different".

      You're absolutely right. As in "everyone has the same religion" or "people have different religions."

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    8. Re:The entire state by G00F · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe I should have been more clear, I meant to say that those atrocities where things in the past. Mostly because those countries used religion to control the masses. Remember why people came to the Americas? And why America has a separation of church and state? Btw, watch Elizabeth. (I can point out others, but this is entertaining and shows my point.

      However, Crosses are still burned on black peoples lawns, and churches (members and leaders) still do show open hostility to others not of their normal ilk. Ever been to Kentucky, Georgia, Carolinas? (out side the big cities that is) I have, and I have been witness to those.

      I had a friend who was afraid to go see what this witch store was, because his church(and others in the small area) was in the process to have the city throw their business out and he was afraid of what might happen if people saw. (this was in Michigan, near Caro I think) This is just one humorous example, because I know he reads /. ;)

      btw, What does that IBM *fact* thing have to do w/ anything? I fail to see a point, could you be kind and point me in the right direction?

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    9. Re:The entire state by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      Oh, OK. Sorry if it sounded like I was attacking. I was trying to make the same point you are, it seems. Mainly, I was getting pissed about all the FUD and anti-Mormon stuff in the SCO stories, because most of it is just flat out untrue. I was trying to show that tolerance and co-operation *do* happen, and the LDS church encourages it. As far as the point about IBM, that was supposed to show everybody that they shouldn't judge the entire state or church by the actions of SCO.

      Interesting that you mention other states and small towns - I grew up in places like that. Same for the "witch store" - I've been to a few. Some co-workers were wiccan, and I was interested in my Mom's Celtic/pagan heritage.

      What really gets me is how some people on /. seem to think that religion and faith are mutually exclusive of science, logic, and independent thinking.

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  187. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    I don't personally care what the /. thinks is acceptable in regards to this matter... What he said is not professional and should have been either reworded or dropped all together.

    And you say this based on what? Is there some guide to business letter ettiquette that I missed?

    What he said is not professional and should have been either reworded or dropped all together.

    And when you pay his wages, you'll be able to impose your high standards of business ettiquette on him. Until then though, I imagine he'd tell you to write your own fucking letter and you too can get to choose the wording.

    You don't sling mud back because Bob the Bully slung mud in your eye.

    Here I do agree. Much better to headbutt Bob squarely between the eyes, and then drop-kick him in the nuts as he's going down.

  188. SCO instructor Golf Shirt by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

    Do you get to sue Tiger Woods if you buy it? :)

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  189. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by fanatic · · Score: 1
    If you want to sound professional you do not tell someone to stop wasting your time in a letter. Find another way to put it.

    Given SCO's antics and out-and-out dishonestly, this letter was more than adequately professional. It was certainly better than SCO deserves. By using blunt language, he let's SCO know he is not going to roll for them, and they should look for weaker prey.

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  190. In the words of howard stern's father... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I told you not to be so stupid, you moron".

    No, seriously, if you think that is an acceptable workaround to lack of ability to edit posts, then I'll be you see a GUI as unacceptable fluff on an otherwise perfect CLI.

    1. Re:In the words of howard stern's father... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's the moron? You already can edit your posts. When you post, notice the nifty little 'Preview' button. This allows you to 'Preview' your post. In other words, you can actually read it before it gets posted! Isn't that cool? You can actually make sure you are saying exactly what you want before you post!

      And even if you are too stupid to use this feature properly (or at all), you can still reply to your own post (as the other poster mentioned) to make any corrections.

      In other words, there is absolutely no reason to edit posts after they are posted!

      However, there are plenty of reason to not edit your post after it's been posted. If you are incabable of thinking of those (they are truly painfully obvious for anyone with more than 3 functioning brain cells), then you are indeed "the moron".

      HAND!

      P.S. I just proofread my post twice before posting it, to make typographical corrections (there were two errors) and to make sure I was saying exactly what I want. Hey, the system works! You got your wish, man!

    2. Re:In the words of howard stern's father... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, my goodness! I just noticed an error in my post! HORRORS!!

      But wait, I'll just mention that the sentence beginning with 'However' should read, "However, there are plenty of reasons to not edit your post..."

      *whew!* Good thing I noticed that, eh?!? And thank goodness I was able to reply to my own post to make needed corrections. See, you're even reading it right now!

      Now, imagine how silly I'd look if you were able to go back and edit your post to something totally different from your original post. People would be thinking, "What the hell is this guy's problem? He's rambling on about some kind of crap that's not related to anything!"

      Why, if I experienced that kind of embarassment, I think I would just die.

      Hey, Slashdot saved a life tonight!

      Sugar beeaaaarrrrr...
      Sugar beeaaaarrrrr...
      Sugar beeaaaarrrrr...

  191. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by spickus · · Score: 1

    Unprofessional would have been something like "Blow me".

    I think it's kinda catchy.

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  192. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by tntguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    In all seriousness, if SCO ever did come after my "amatuer" homebrew server, what should I do? (Besides fold like a wet napkin...)

    Roll up a newspaper, and swat them on the nose with it. Say, in a firm, commanding voice, "bad Darl". Then rub their nose in a pile of something appropriate.

  193. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That is cool sounding, and all, but I don't think it's the way to go.

    Just like we have manners at the dinner table, we should have manners when in a business enviroment. Following such standards will help one out immensely come review time.

  194. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Flower · · Score: 1

    fwiw, this came up on Groklaw and the answer was no. I personally didn't verify it myself. HTH

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  195. Paraphrasing.. by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    You goddamn bastards are wasting our time.
    Fuck off until you can prove that we're stealing your code.
    Pieces of shit.

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  196. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    Come on.... we're talking about a company that is saying "We haven't proven a damn thing yet, but nonetheless, we want you to give us money." This is a corporate version of a schoolyard bully. Being polite has it's place, but quite frankly, the statement is not, IMAO, infantile.

    Now, "Fuck you. Strong letter to follow.", that's infantile.

    Kierthos

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  197. Proposed change to Slashcode by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    +1 Underrated --> +1 Linus
    -1 Overrated --> -1 Darlness

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  198. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by kalemba · · Score: 1

    "My time is worth $17 a second. I want an explanation and I want it to cost me less than $1500."

  199. Community support for SCO targets by fnf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After reading the SCO letter and Gavin's response, I just couldn't sit around any longer and do nothing. Below is the text of the FAX I just sent Gavin:

    Dear Mr. Roy,

    I just read the article on slashdot.org about you receiving a demand letter from SCO regarding their yet-to-be-proven claims of IP infringement in linux. I also read your reply letter to Mr. Langer and would like to congratulate you for handling this matter in what I feel is the most appropriate response to these scoundrels.

    Please consider this FAX to be a legally binding pledge in the amount of $1,000 to help defray any litigation costs should SCO file any sort of legal action against Just Sports. I sincerely hope you will resist any and all efforts by them to extract payment from linux users until such time as they have proven their claims in court.

  200. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arrogant prick. We don't personally care what your opinion is regarding this thread.

  201. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It appears you do not work in an environment where tact matters. There are ways to say things without being unprofessional and get the exact same point across - and have a supportive audience. There is a saying that goes "Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the trip". It is always important to be truthful, but as a person that supports many users, I have found you MUST sugar coat it. You can't tell a user (as an example) the problem with their computer is a glitch between the keyboard and chair - not if you expect to keep your job. Coarse language in a professional environment encourages people to ignore and discredit you.

    By the same token, if someone is able to point out errors you have made yourself in a tactful way, you are likely to take less offense and actually learn something - but not if they say "Dude, you're fucking up, fix your shit".

    I do agree that we have taken political correctness too far, although it is a separate issue from being tactful.

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  202. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 1

    I would have waited to see what the Judge has to say tomorrow before responding.

    The judge won't have anything to say tomorrow, at least not about SCO v IBM. It's been postponed until 6 February.

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    The real Ralph Yarro posts as Anonymous Coward. Anyone else is an impostor.
  203. Re:Mars rover rolls over and dies by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    I usually don't responded to trolls since I'm the one usually doing the trolling, but at least we got a few feet across the land scape and didn't become apart of it.

    I'm pretty sure I should stuck more punctuation in there but fuck it.

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    Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

  204. Re:Mirror of extortion and response letters by LilGuy · · Score: 0

    Bout a day late, and way too messy. No points for you!

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  205. Big deal? /. Worthy? Daily SCO fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude it was a posting from some guy saying he got a letter, and a follow up posting saying that BSD ports rock.

  206. The obvious question... by Spunk · · Score: 1

    Second, my friend (female geek linux user!) who is a black-belt, works out quite often, and can give good advice on how to keep onself fit.

    Do you have pictures? :)

    1. Re:The obvious question... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      Second, my friend (female geek linux user!) who is a black-belt, works out quite often, and can give good advice on how to keep onself fit.

      Do you have pictures? :)

      more importantly--a phone number!

      Now you see the comparison between the geek and non-geek responses.
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    2. Re:The obvious question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now you see the comparison between the geek and non-geek responses.

      Yes, geeks don't care what a women looks like, they just want to hear one talk on the phone for once.

  207. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

    It's repellant that you try to turn this into a partisan political matter.

    Many people who vote Republican are strongly on the side of Linux, and consider the SCO matter more of the same litigiousness that big-government types seem to relish.

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  208. Class Action Lawsuit against SCO by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    I'm calling for a class action lawsuit against SCO. Their slander (FUD) has cost Open Source business MILLIONS of dollars. Large Corporations that were on the verge of moving to Open Source have been frightened away. Darl McBride would have the Joe Bloggs, the uniformed, of the world believing that it was Linux programmers who guided those planes into the World Trade Center on 9/11. We need to stop SCO's FUD dead in its tracks by launching a class action lawsuit. We need every Linux, BSD, OpenOffice, etc... user, programmer, business, author... to join a class action lawsuit against SCO. But we need some sort of organization. We need lawyers, as much as some of us hate them. And we need funds to pay for the lawyers. Join the SCO Class Action Lawsuit today!

    Website Comming Soon.

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  209. Finally by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    on the SCO shenanigans

    I was wondering when it would finally be called!

  210. I wonder when SCO will try portscanning? by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting if SCO just fired up a copy of NMAP and slowly did a ping sweep with OS detection on the internet to try to locate Linux hosts. It would certainly get some people's attention.

    1. Re:I wonder when SCO will try portscanning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no greater insult to one's intelligence than to use it to justify religion.

  211. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tone of the letter was refreshingly clear and to-the-point. Quite nice compared to the more frequent passive-aggressive weasel words that pass for prefessional communications.

  212. Congratulations on the excellent article by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    I don't have anything to add here. Just wanted to say that the Salt Lake article was the *best* one I read about this whole fiasco ever. Printed out 5 copies and handed them over to colleagues who were asking me about the "SCO thing" they'd seen in the news lately.

    Brought tears to my eyes...it really did. Kudos to the journalist, Bruce, Linus and the Choate guy for telling it like it really is.

    Some may say this article is biased in favor of Linux, but I guess it IS hard to be unbiased against the devil.

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  213. Not copyrightable, Caldera released Unix V32 by jgoemat · · Score: 2, Informative
    In the BSD court case, the judge ruled against an injunction AT&T was requesting because of evidence presented by Berkley. Apparently the ABI code cannot be trade secrets, and in all likelyhood is in the public domain. Since it was widely circulated prior to 1978 and published without a copyright it likely resides in the public domain. Here's a quote (more about trade secrets):
    After reviewing the affidavits of Plaintiff's and Defendants, experts, a great deal of uncertainty remains as to what trade secrets Net2 might contain. One fact does seem clear: the header files, filenames, and function names used by Defendants are not trade secrets. Defendants could have printed these off of any of the thousands of unrestricted copies of Plaintiff's binary object code. (Kashtan Aff. at 9-11.) Moreover, the nonfunctional elements of the code, such as comments, cannot be trade secrets because these elements are minimal and confer no competitive advantage on Defendants. The copied elements that contain instructions, such as BREAD and CPIO, might perhaps be trade secrets, but Defendants' experts have argued persuasively that these instructions are either in the public domain or otherwise exempt. As Defendants have repeatedly emphasized, much of 32V seems to be publicly available.
    The whole document is a long read, but I found it quite interesting. Net2 had grown much larger and more functional than the Unix of AT&T at that time and code was in all likelyhood copied into Unix from Berkley without copyright attribution. That's what led to the settlement that made the code available under the BSD license legally. The BSD license is not incompatible with the GPL, so if the header files (what SCO calls the ABI) are the same as available in BSD or modified from that, they would be legal.

    The point is moot anyway because Caldera, having acquired the rights to UNIX from old SCO, released Unix V32 under a BSD-Style license. This includes the ABI of course, download it yourself and see. The most SCO could require is that their copyright be recognized in the header files and that mention be made that they fall under a different license and not the GPL. Here's the signature on the email about it:

    Dion L. Johnson II - dionj_at_caldera.com
    Product Manager and one of many open source enthusiasts in Caldera Intl.
    How did Caldera go from "open source enthusiasts" to decrying open source as communist? In your next letter to SCO I would politely offer to change the copyright attribution to Caldera and make note of the license if they would point to the files in question and the author listed in those files in Linux couldn't be contacted to dispute their claims.
    1. Re:Not copyrightable, Caldera released Unix V32 by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      Apparently the ABI code cannot be trade secrets, and in all likelyhood is in the public domain.
      Linus didn't copy the header files. He wrote them himself. Remember the interview where he says the spec was ridiculously expensive so he couldn't get it?
    2. Re:Not copyrightable, Caldera released Unix V32 by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      True, I was just saying even if they could prove it was copied verbatim, they still wouldn't have a case. In copyright law, there are two standards for determining if something is copied. If there are very many differences, they have to prove the person had access to the code that was copied. If the files are almost identical, they don't have to prove that and I'm not sure it even matters if it was copied or not. There was a case where the one screen of one program looked similar enough to another program's screen that it was ruled to violate copyright, even though the code was completely different and the code was definitely not copied.

      If the header files are public domain, we have no problem. Software copyright depends on instructions and their sequence. Copyright is for protecting expressions, not ideas. Ideas can only be protected with patents or trade secrets. The files are certainly not trade secrets as they have been distributed so widely. #defines are not instructions, they are values. Hence they are not expressions of how a programmer might do something, they don't even equate to code getting generated. Macros might be copyrightable, but I doubt it as they have very few instructions. How complicated the code is has to be taken into consideration as well, if there aren't many different ways to do the same thing, it's not copyrightable. There are not that many ways to say if a character is lower case or not (_tolower()). Sincle macros are almost definitely not copyrightable for that reason. Also Linus showed how and why he did it, with errors early on that almost surely were not in UNIX.

  214. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you say this based on what? Is there some guide to business letter ettiquette that I missed?

    You're joking right?

  215. Yet another risk by El · · Score: 1

    What if IBM simply says: "We cannot tell a lie... yes we did copy that code from Linux to Unix! Er, I guess you can't use that code for Unix then, because it's GPLed!"

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  216. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have to agree...it wasn't very professional to end the letter that way. Of course he was justified in saying so.

    Actually not, it was exactly the right thing to do. What he said was don't waste your time and mine with any future letters unless you can state the specific code items that you claim ownership of.

    This has a legal significance. Daryl has been put on notice that SCO's claims are in dispute and are not believed. What SCO want to do at this point is to get to a point where they could claim the infringement to be willful.

    It is very clear that SCO have to state their claim with specificity if they want any further action. What the last paragraph does is in effect say 'I won't consider myself as having been put on notice until you address this issue'. The case history of SCO vs IBM shows this is an reasonable point of view.

    In summary I don't think SCO would be sucessful in a claim of willful infringement and I don't think any further correspondence will have that effect either unless that point is met.

    Rudeness can have a useful legal effect.

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  217. Ben Choate? Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally off-topic (and I wish Mr. Benjamin Choate had been a SCO lawyer or some such scum so this post would have more universal appeal).

    But I hope Benjamin goes by "Benjamin", not Ben. Either that, or I hope he doesn't have any Indian employees where he works, because "Ben Choate" sounds a lot like the phrase for "sister fucker" in Hindi.

    One of the few phrases I know, actually. Heh. I'll post AC anyway since this could be offensive to Ben.

  218. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Darby · · Score: 1

    Many people who vote Republican are strongly on the side of Linux, and consider the SCO matter more of the same litigiousness that big-government types seem to relish.

    The Republicans *are* the big government ones, or hadn't you been paying attention lately?

  219. Uping the ante.... by utlemming · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you read the first letter from SCO to Mr. Roy and then read Mr. Roy's response, you'll notice that Mr. Roy's rewsponse was indeed appropriate.

    How you ask? Well, SCO provides nothing more than broadbased and unsubstantiated allegations. The SCO letter says, in essence, "You are using our code." Mr. Roy responded with, "Show me were." Further, SCO threatened to litigate the matter if Just Sports did not respond. The SCO letter tells Mr. Roy that if he wishes to avoid litigation then HE HAS to initiate a buisness relation. You'll notice this idea is proposed via:
    "I am requesting a meeting so that we may discuss the alternatives with your firm. WE BELIEVE WE CAN PROPOSE SOLUTIONS THAT WILL BE AGREEABLE AND ECONOMICALLY FEASIBLE FOR YOU....If you fail to respond to our efforts to pursue a licensing arrangement, WE WILL TURN YOUR NAME OVER TO OUR OUTSIDE COUNSEL FOR CONSIDERATION OF LEGAL ACTION"


    This whole discussion as to whether the letter was unprofessional or not is stupid. When you look at Mr. Roy's response letter, you will notice that is actually more mature and professional that SCO's. SCO ordered Just Sports to initiate a buisness relationship or face the posiability of legal action. Notice that Just Sports was not given the opportunity to stop using Linux and switch to a "clean" system, SCO said that they have to do buisness.

    All Mr. Roy's letter did was say, "We don't believe you," and provide the evidence to substantiate the claim. Furthr, Mr. Roy said that Just Sports and SCO will not talk until the court cases are settled.

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  220. Most loved?!? by El · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but SCO has always been reviled by the industry as being a bunch of arrogant assholes.

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  221. Re:Letter written to my Congressman and Senators.. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    It's not just an "apparent" diatribe. Stowell confirmed it.

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  222. Darl's getting biblical on our @sses by cyphergirl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Darl quote from the article:

    "the ark and the covenant"

    Pssst... .Hey Darl. That's the "Ark of the Covenant". OF. Not "and".

    **************

    The "AotC" contained the two tablets upon which the Ten Commandments were written, the staff of Aaron, and a pot of manna. It was where God manifested His earthly presence.

    The Ark of the Covenant could only be approached once a year by the high priest on "Yum Kippur"- the Jewish Day of Atonement. On this day, the high priest would enter the Holy of Holies with the blood of a sacrificed lamb. It was also only on this day that God's presence manifested between the two Cherubs. The high priest would sprinkle the blood of the sacrificed lamb on the Mercy Seat. Once received by God, the blood of the lamb atoned (covered) for the sins of the high priest and the entire nation of Israel. This ritual was performed continuously, year after year. The Ark of the Covenant played a key role in the forgiveness of sins.

    ***************

    Does this mean that Darl and Co are forgiving us of our alledged copyright/license/"whatever they're accusing us of today" sins? Thanks guys! :)

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    1. Re:Darl's getting biblical on our @sses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Covenant can also mean agreement/contract (e.g. Abraham made a covenant with God). So he's saying not only do they own the physical representation of that contract, but they own the contract as well.

  223. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

    It's repellant that you try to turn this into a partisan political matter.

    Many people who vote Republican are strongly on the side of Linux, and consider the SCO matter more of the same litigiousness that big-government types seem to relish.


    My reference to the Dubyament was a reference to the fact that the president is using his power actively to help big business more than anyone else. A good portion of the government is following his lead.

    If you feel this is partisan I think you need to look a little closer at what your government is doing.

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  224. best response i've seen yet to SCO threats by abandonment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the meantime, treat the SCO complaint as seriously as you'd treat a drunk cop who's just pulled you over and is trying to charge you with posession of drugs. He has no case, you just have to survive the immediate encounter. Don't sign anything, don't hand over any money, make no representation that you intend to agree with their demands, just keep them talking until you have enough evidence to hurt them with.

  225. Doesn't SCO still sell some GPL software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me for not knowing enough about this, but it seems I read somewhere that SCO sells (or whatever) to its clients some GPL software (samba?)

    It is clear the company did not accept the GPL, since they claim it is invalid. But as the GPL points out, nothing else gives them permission to redistribute it.

    If I were the Samba team, I would sue SCO for selling my intellectual property to others without my consent. Isn't there some law against that kind of thing?

  226. excellent example of a SOGOTP letter by swschrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    as an old, burned-up, has-been reporter and not a lawyer, this is a nicely done version of what is known around the courthouse as a "shit or get off the pot" letter. quite well done.

    much better done than the version I sent to the Nebraska Attorney General's office thirty years ago after they tried to dun me instead of my insurance company after a little traffic accident munged up a guard rail.

    they preserve your rights, show willingness to negotiate specific questions of interest, and give nothing away, including any further time and effort without specific facts being raised.

    Mr. Roy deserves some sort of award for excellence in handling seekers of deep pockets.

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  227. Plagarism! by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    I was hoping someone would do this. I recommended someone call their bluff weeks ago:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=91696&ci d= 7893291

    He was free to use my writing, but he could have at least included me in the footnotes. :)

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  228. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blow me
    Fuck you
    Eat shit
    Suck cock
    Lick ass
    etc... etc...

  229. Re:SCO obviously didn't _read_ the ABI documentati by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Well, since Linux stands for Linux Is Not UniX, I don't think this holds much merit :) They could be talking about authorized derivatives by Unix licensees. Read my other post however on why the header files are probably public domain and that Caldera released them under a BSD-Style license after aquiring the Unix rights from old SCO.

  230. Darl is an idiot by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    if the Salt Lake City Weekly article quotes him correctly. It's "Ark of the Covenant", not "ark and the covenant".

  231. Mail Fraud by rh6866 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone has considered looking into filing charges of Mail Fraud with the United States Postal Service. If they are using the USPS to deliver these extortion letters, couldn't that be considered utilizing the federal mail service to perpitrate fraud? Especially when the courts rule against SCO. Does anyone know enough about this to comment?

  232. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by JGski · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Quite true.

    IANAL, but this may also be laying the groundwork for possible legal action against SCO if SCO continues to send letters or makes other threats, harrassment, etc. For example, it establishes communication (and a paper trail for it) that defines the beginning of losses (of valuable time) could lead to libel, slander, harrassment, etc. It could even become an initial paper trail for criminal charges (I don't know, could racketeering, extortion, etc. apply to what SCO is doing? A lot of similarities to a Mafia protection scam). An interesting angle would be in proceedings of disbarment of their legal counsel and/or law firms' attornies.

  233. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a couple hundred years ago some dumbfuck lawyers agreed that to meet a legal standard of "emphasized" or "clear", something had to be in ALL CAPS, and now our generation suffers for it.

  234. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1
    Well, if they did want to, there are a number of ways for them to try to figure out what OS you are running. If you search google, you can find a number of articles discussing techniques for doing this. For example, a very quick search yielded this info at insecure.org.

    I am not sure how they could tie dynamic IP addresses that may be running Linux to the actual user (name, address, etc.), but I am sure if we looked, we could find a way. I would think static IP's would not be much of a challenge, especially if it were tied to a domain name (it would then be a 'no brainer').

    But perhaps there is not enough money in the small fry to warrant SCO doing this. And if they try an 'RIAA', maybe if the various defence funds set up by IBM, Redhat, etc. were opened up to help the little guys, then I would think the return on investment (cost of lawyers versus the money they could get from a home user) would be so low as to not be worth while.

    Mind you, given that IBM and Redhat, etc. are not likely to expand their net to back home users of Linux, and also given SCO's history, this could happen. Given SCO's history: that unless there is something we are not seeing, they are already going after something with a negative return on their investment: suing IBM without seemingly a leg to stand on.

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  235. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we can blame AOL on a previous generation of lawyers??!

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  236. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by decepty · · Score: 1

    Dry-El? That's Superman's brother, right?

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  237. Interestring reply... by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

    I probably would have gone with...

    "Dear Mr Langer,

    Go fuck yourself."

    Straight and to the point.

    1. Re:Interestring reply... by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      I think that's more or less what was said in business-ese :) The best part is he told them to bug off while looking like he wants to politely resolve the situation. I sure hope Just Sports USA wins BIG if SCO decides to play ball.

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  238. Actually by winse · · Score: 1

    Novell is in Provo....used to be in orem, but now it's in Provo.
    Also... the Deseret News is the absolute worst place to get real news. I
    delivered that paper when i was 14, and I happened to know some of the writers.
    They are BARELY literate people in some cases. Of course the problem
    here will be that the Judge is most likely a reader of the Deseret
    News when he goes home at night to his wife(ves)and 6 children.

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  239. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by TechnologyX · · Score: 1

    Damn straight.

    Lines like that will only aid to pissing off the team at SCO, at which point they'll have to follow etiquette rules and bite their tongue.

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  240. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by browneye · · Score: 1
    "Folks with homebrew servers, beware!"

    That would be stupid. Those people have no money.

  241. Leave GOD out of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is capitalism. Not communism. If you want to live in a magic land with happy people dancing around giving hugs and kisses then by all means go move to Finland. This is America, and here CAPITALISM is what we practice. It is capitalism, not communism, that gave you the computer you are typing your posts on. Capitalism, not communism, that made Linux possible in the first place. Darl is only doing what all good capitalists do, and that is make money by whatever means necessary. GOD will welcome him with open arms into heaven, because god favors capitalism, not communism.

    1. Re:Leave GOD out of it. by steveg · · Score: 1

      Hee

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    2. Re:Leave GOD out of it. by mefus · · Score: 1

      This is capitalism. Not communism.

      And capitalism is practiced in the courthouse.

      God help us.

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  242. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    The burgers are Ronalds, but the lawsuits are Darl's

  243. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by macthulhu · · Score: 1

    Hell Yes. Thank You. The entire notion of what's acceptable as "professional" has gone too far. Hell, if it wouldn't earn me a trip to Guantanimo for bio-terror, my reply would have been to shit in an envelope and send it right back. Then again, I'm kind of a pain in the ass.

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  244. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Urkki · · Score: 1
    • Just like we have manners at the dinner table, we should have manners when in a business enviroment. Following such standards will help one out immensely come review time.

    Yeah, but in this case, the standards are like having to eat with toothpicks in a dinner table... Changing the expected manners to "using knife and fork", ie somewhat normal language, would benefit everybody (except lawyers of course).
  245. interesting quote... by zoloto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission show that SCO posted hundreds of millions in losses from 1994 to 2002.


    wouldn't this mean the direction as a company simply sucks? I mean look at mandrake, redhat, slackware! Even they have made money. Something tells me it's more than his opinion of open source/free software than he even grasps!
  246. Gavin Roy is my new hero. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't I log on?? I tried and couldn't.

    Gavin Roy is my hero, (maybe I'll buy something from "Just Sports USA"). I consider the letter well written, concise, to the point and effective.

    Maybe SCO can hide the information when dealing with the courts and IBM, but if every one that hears from SCO takes this tact, this is the way to get it all out in the open and fix the situation for once and for all.

  247. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by ahdeoz · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Hey! I have a Pentium 60 running an indistinguishable, heavily patched Redhat 5.1 for email, web, and general tinkering... and I've got heaps of money.

  248. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    your saying about diplomacy was intended as derisive of diplomacy.

  249. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Political correctness and indirect language is only necessary when you don't want to offend someone who would take direct language as offense.

    In this case the author was civil and direct, if not particularly polite (which is certainly not required).

  250. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by spanklin · · Score: 1

    Actually, the only thing that I saw that was unprofessional were the typos. We all harp on those in /. comments, but in business letters of this sort, they are extremely unprofessional. (e.g., "...more than willing discuss...", "...licensing needs to indeed exist...").

  251. A Suggestion: Retaliate by RichiP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    May I suggest that companies given letters by SCO consider filing charges and append to their response letters:

    Additionally, if SCO fails to provide the aforementioned documents of proof and continues to try to extract purchases of licenses from us, we will have no recourse but to have our lawyers file charges of extortion and racketeering against your company.

    Sincerely,

    1. Re:A Suggestion: Retaliate by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      I disagree for a couple of reasons (as satisfying as your suggested response sounds). First, from a safety point of view, it's more prudent to deflect SCO's attention. Gavin Roy's response is a model of solicitude in this vein, "Please show us what's wrong and then we'll discuss fixing it." It doesn't reject SCO outright, so they won't reflexively sue (because if they do, all they have in hand is a document that suggests amenability). Second, from a strategic point of view, it makes sense to formulate your strategy without tipping your enemy off. It's easy enough to send a mild letter and then put your own legal department to work on a counter suit (just in case).

      Just my thoughts, of course :)

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  252. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by webmilhouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would Jesus do? One word: SMITE!

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  253. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Suidae · · Score: 1

    Unprofessional would have been something like "Blow me."

    I'd have had some letterhead made up with something to that effect micro-printed around the edges. ...SCOGROUPSUCKSBLOWMESCOGROUPSUCKSBLOWMESCOGROUPS UCKSBLOWME...

  254. They won't fix the stolen code that we won't show by Darth_Keryx · · Score: 3, Informative

    I assume many others noticed the following odd retort from Darl: {quote} Another gripe Torvalds has with McBride is that the Linux community has pleaded all along, 'tell us what the code is, and if it doesn't belong there, we'll remove it.' McBride says SCO has shown plenty. "They're disingenuous on that or they would be ripping out the million lines of code we've already pointed to," he said, adding that the violations are too far-reaching to simply rip out anyway. One million lines amounts to roughly 20 percent of the entire Linux kernel. McBride says SCO revealed the offending code last August at its Las Vegas SCOForum. "Truly, and then they just ignored it," he said.{end} I beg your pardon, Darl, but... 1) "million lines of code"?!? How many lines of code were even present when the alleged borrowing occurred? 2) "we've already pointed to"?!? That's rich. This is precisely the heart of the issue: which are the offending lines of code, Darl?!? Show them! SCO consistently refuses, although the article suggests that 60 pages of... something... was provided IBM. You cannot blame Linux programmers for not fixing lines that you refuse to point out! Wright's First Observation states: "Whenever someone is in error, they will, at some point, in word or deed, not merely refute but contradict themselves. They will do this not because it is logically necessary but because this is how human beings have been observed to behave." This Observation is subject to Wright's First and Second Laws. McBride's arguments are not merely wrong - they are internally incoherent and self-contradictory.

  255. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

    Yes, it was. The point wasn't to say that I enjoy diplomacy, but that you get further by being diplomatic. It is a painful exercise, but one that is neccessary.

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  256. Dear Darl by alteran · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Mr. Darl McBride,

    It has come to my attention that something in your house may belong to me.

    You are breaking the law by having my possession. I am willing to rent it to you for $200 a year, or $700 if you use it commercially.

    Obviously, I cannot identify the item because you would give it back to me. I am willing to prove that the item is there, however. Send me a list of every single possession in your house, and I will tell you whether it is somewhere in the list.

    Please contact me about payment or I will send this case to my contigency counsel, who will litigate you until you pay.

    In the meantime, be aware that I will be spreading lies about you, your family, and anything else you happen to care about.

    Sincerely,
    --alteran

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    Who is RTFM and when will he help me with Unix?
  257. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by irving47 · · Score: 1

    Manners at the dinner table? Like, lying about property you own that you really don't? Attempting to extort money from companies that are operating legitimately, forcing them to waste time (and money) with this nonsense?
    I'll have a second helping of tactful directness, please.

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  258. I contacted SCO, so should you by jgoemat · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I got their phone number, 801-765-4999 from their web page. I use Linux at home and our company may be looking at it in the future. A woman answered the phone and I politely stated as much and she had to put me on hold to find someone to answer my questions.

    Another woman (Cindy) came on the line and was helpful. I explained that I currently use Linux at home and that my company was looking at potentially using Linux. She asked how big the company was and I said it was we were a small consulting firm with about five people. I told her I was worried about potential liablity for using Linux and I was worried about getting sued. She said that I had nothing to worry about at home. She also said that my company really had nothing to worry about as they are just targetting larger companies right now. I explained that it didn't make me feel much better. Since my company currently doesn't use Linux and are looking at using it in the future, I was worried about potential liablity down the road. She said we really had nothing to worry about, but we should send a letter to Ryan Tibbits stating what I told her and how we were going to use Linux. They would then keep that letter "on file". I said that didn't make me feel much better that they would have my name and address should they decide to go after small businesses in the future. She made it sound like the letter would be some kind of indemnification, like if we contacted them requesting licenses and they didn't give them to us but had our letter on file that we would be ok in the future too. I thanked her and said I would do that.

    After hanging up I realized that since we are a consulting firm and we provide services and install software for clients that they may be liable as well. I called her back and explained that we provide services for a larger company and are looking to expand into more companies in the near future as well and that I was worried about their potential liablity. She gave me the name and phone number of a sales rep to talk about licensing.

    If we cannot use Linux without paying SCO a license, we will definitely not go that route. Our system currently runs on Windows and one of primary reasons to switch to Linux would be cost if we start distributing our application and providing services to many more companies, expecially small ones. I got the voicemail of the sales rep, when he calls back I will ask to get a letter saying it is ok to use Linux for free for our purposes. If he can't give me that I'll ask that he give me evidence that they have code in Linux. If there's affringing code there, I could probably replace it with something from BSD or Unix V32 that Caldera released under a free license. Failing that, I will ask if alternatives such as BSD would be ok to use by themselves. Failing that, I will contact my state attorney general.

    1. Re:I contacted SCO, so should you by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      "I got their phone number, 801-765-4999"

      Cool, now I can add that number to my dialer pool.

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      C|N>K
  259. Seven justices? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    seven U.S. Supreme Court justices who believe that 'the motive of profit is the engine that ensures the progress of science,'"

    Last I checked, there were 9. Is he being stupid, or is there some Supreme Court decision he's talking about where the justices ruled 7-2?

  260. RICO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, from my non-lawyer perspective RICO might be a very good way to go. Companies can sue in civil (RICO does have civil provisions) court and receive treble (3x) damages. I wonder if the SCO shakedown letters qualify and what damage threshold one would have to prove? Any lawyers?

  261. Re:How tall is McBride? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    > Will slashdot ever drag itself into the year 2004 and provide the ability to edit posts?

    Yah, about the same time you learn to start using the Preview button...

  262. pgsql? why? by axxackall · · Score: 2, Informative
    The CIO of Just Sports USA received an extortion letter from SCO, started a thread about it on the pgsql-general

    Why pgsql? Why not some linux kernel mail-lists? First of all, linux mail-lists will be more aporpriate to discuss linux related issues.

    Besides, pgsql community is historically negative about Linux - they have roots back in Berkley and keep that love to BSD still.

    Also, PostgreSQL is BSD-licensed and their leaders are fanatically against GNU. They actually think that GNU is evil, and they bring MySQL name as a demonstration of it.

    With all my love to PostgreSQL as to very well designed DBMS, I don't understant why issues related only to Linux and GNU should be discussed in pgsql mail-lists?

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    Less is more !
    1. Re:pgsql? why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he wanted a recommendation about which BSD to move to. RTFA :o)

    2. Re:pgsql? why? by gavinroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because I've been looking at BSD as a viable alternative should there come a point where I need to switch from Linux due to licensing issues. I originally wanted to know which BSD varient is the favored flavor for high volume pgsql databases and high-end hardware.

  263. Thank you very little by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    I think it gets the point across that what they are requesting is a waste of time (in his and most of our opinions anyway) until the other legal matters are sorted out and SCO produces proof to their claim. He clearly laid out his demands for proof and doesn't want a "because we said so letter".

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  264. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Manners at the dinner table?

    You mean, trying to steal everyone else's food? Letting go with a bad pass of gas? Telling your host you have a patent on eating food with anything except your fingers, and now he must pay you $699 for the meal he fed you? What manners.

  265. Re:Strong Bad Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wiggity-Word!

  266. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    The phrase "waste my time" just does not fit the rest of the document. In previous paragraphs, his words are flowing and elegant. Then you read that last bit and it looks like a sloppy forum post.

    What did this do for my image of the writer? He went from sounding like a professional businessman to someone who can't maintain a steady writing style through a single page document.

    It simply took away from the letter, regardless of whether it's civil.

  267. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

    Much better to headbutt Bob squarely between the eyes, and then drop-kick him in the nuts as he's going down.

    You, sir, are truly a poet. Seriously, you should be an attorney. Summations like that are guaranteed to sway jurors in your favor and ensure a career of successful cases.

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  268. The value of SCO is completely illusional. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The value of SCO would be destroyed if a very large number of application code developers, code maintainers, and installers declared that they would have nothing to do with any SCO products. Getting the message out to the small investors and proprietors that the product was 'black' would pull the rug out from under Mr. Darl McBride and the rest of the associated SCOundrels. There is no point in dealing or trafficking in any product, software or otherwise, which is, in effect, unsupported, because nobody is going to buy it. Bye Bye SCO you've had your day in the sun. Somebody else's turn now.

  269. Re:My Concern [OT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. Off topic here, but I remember a kid in school who repeatedly picked on kids. Even put one in a cast. He was never punished, because he always did it between classes or at other times that teachers were not directly watching.

    Well, one day he picked on a kid who fought back. Smashed the bully's head into the wall and broke one of his teeth. The kid that fought back was suspended for two weeks and treated like a pariah from that point on.

    Interesting how the bully got away with it for years but the one time someone fought back, it was the person who was defending themselves that got in trouble with the teachers.

    I saw this type of thing happen constantly in public schools.

  270. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by krusadr · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO *is* wasting a valuable person's time... he had to spend time treating that letter seriously, and if I were him, I'd be keeping a log of all time spent on the SCO issue in the hope that it could be used to sue them in small claims court for expenses after SCO loses in court.

    Now lets see.. at $4/hour thats three billion dollars and counting.

    Yes you guessed it - I'm keeping a log of all the time I've spent reading SCO stories on /.

    --
    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
  271. Re:Letter written to my Congressman and Senators.. by Spacepup · · Score: 1

    I think he is refering to the source code in that statement. For instance, Red Hat inc. can and does indeed charge for its distribution of linux, however they can not charge for the software its self, on the distribution of said software. Section one of the GNU General Public License Terms And Conditions For Copying, Distribution And Modification state: " 1. You may copy and distribute verbatim copies of the Program's source code as you receive it, in any medium, provided that you conspicuously and appropriately publish on each copy an appropriate copyright notice and disclaimer of warranty; keep intact all the notices that refer to this License and to the absence of any warranty; and give any other recipients of the Program a copy of this License along with the Program. You may charge a fee for the physical act of transferring a copy, and you may at your option offer warranty protection in exchange for a fee." So, when Red Hat charges a fee for their Linux distrobution they aren't charging for the work of the authors but the work of the people burning the cd's and putting them into nifty boxes with those stickers we love and admire. That is why Linux is considered to be a free operating system, because the GPL only grants permission to charge a fee for the distribution of the software. Also, from the preamble, "Our General Public Licenses are designed to make sure that you have the freedom to distribute copies of free software (and charge for this service if you wish), that you receive source code or can get it if you want it, ..." This is why Linux is next to free if you purchase it from a distribution company, because as soon as you pay the fee for the CD's or the bandwidth to download it and any fee's for a waranty the distributor might offer, you are licensed under the GPL to distribute the linux software as you wish. This is why Microsoft hates it so, with their license you can not distribute, not even within your own home. Now it might seem that I have gotten off topic from this mini-thread. However, while the GPL does not mandate that the software be universaly distributed free of charge as the author of the letter states, it does mandate that you may only charge for the distribution of the software and not the software itself, thus once the first copy's distrobution fee is paid (if there is one) it never needs to be paid again. So the spirit of the GPL is free software distribution but it does not require free distribution. I apologise if I was too verbose.

  272. Pentagon plans to pay... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    they are just waiting to get the precise GPS cooridinates

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    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  273. States Attorneys General by kolding · · Score: 1

    I wish people would start forwarding these letters that come from SCO without any proof of infringement to the various States' Attorneys General for investigation of fraud and extortion. You'd think 50 criminal investigations would bring SCO to it's knees.

  274. RedHat = = Sell Out by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    I thought Redhat was trying to do this now in the US.

    RedHat is no longer an Open Source company in the sense that most people here mean. In time, RedHat will enter into a contract with SCO, and go on their merry way.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:RedHat = = Sell Out by pyros · · Score: 1
      RedHat is no longer an Open Source company in the sense that most people here mean?

      How is that? Is it because they open source all of their configuration tools? Is it because they employ high profile gnome, gcc, and kernel developers? Is it because they refuse to ship software which is encumbered by patent issues and therfor not distributable under the GPL? You do realise that you can download the source for Red Hat Enterprise Linux and compile it all by yourself, right?

      In time, RedHat will enter into a contract with SCO, and go on their merry way.

      Right. They won't ship an audio file player with an MP3 codec, but they'll reach a a licensing agreement with SCO over baseless claims of copyright.

      I've probably been trolled, but whatever.

    2. Re:RedHat = = Sell Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you're a retard

    3. Re:RedHat = = Sell Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RedHat has done - and will continue to do so - more to open source than most other Linux distributors combined.

      Go blow yourself up or something, isn't that what you people do when you grow tired of trolling?

  275. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WOW, dude. You must be like the terror of the local McDonalds...

  276. A spade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not sounding very professional. Everyone knows it's a "manually operated excavation implement." If we call it a spade like everyone else, it's like we just wasted all that time and money in business school!

  277. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Republicans *are* the big government ones, or hadn't you been paying attention lately?

    Yeah, the Democrats are the just-slightly-smaller-than-big government ones. I've been paying attention!

  278. Funny how? by nagora · · Score: 1
    Why was this moderated "funny"? There's no difference between this posting and what McBride is saying and that's NOT funny at all!

    "Insightful" was the mod you really wanted.

    TWW

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    1. Re:Funny how? by rhetoric · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Now THIS is funny:

      (from the article)
      ""The reason they're silent is because if they stick their head up, they tend to get shot by a bunch of Linux people," McBride said."

      "As SCO's legal strategy unfolded, its Website was repeatedly attacked and brought down by hackers, presumably of the Linux variety, McBride claims. And SCO executives have even taken to traveling with bodyguards, a necessary measure, they say, given numerous death threats."

      Linux gets gangsta. Who'd have thought...

      --

      "where words meet intent, lies rhetoric's lament"
  279. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Blublu · · Score: 1

    I'm replying to this because I accidentally modded it wrong.

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    meh
  280. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference is that he is wasting his own time on slashdot, instead of other people wasting it for him.

  281. It's *NICE*... by sakeneko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to see someone diplomatically tell SCO to go to hell. I hope the court system and the judges don't let these folks down.

  282. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by son_of_asdf · · Score: 1

    5.1--nice.....that os must look like a pair of 15 year-old overalls.

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  283. Whole freakin' letter is underlined... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I've never seen such an egregious overuse of underlining. And caps, for that matter. And bold and italics, too! Geez, there's only five lines of text that are not emphasized in some hysterical fashion. Oh, God, pray they don't discover WordArt.

    I think they should have written it like this:

    ...If you fail to respond... We will turn your name over to our outside counsel for consideration of legal action!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!

    --
    Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
    Power in the hands of the accountable.
    1. Re:Whole freakin' letter is underlined... by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, does SCO's legal department have an @aol.com address?

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  284. Sum of SCO: by Kelz · · Score: 1

    "I want to walk the Court through enough of our complaint to help the Court understand that IBM clearly did contribute a lot of the Unix-related information into Linux. We just don't know what it is."

    *cough*

  285. SCO translation for /.ers by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    I understand how it is that many /.ers are confused by the use of capitals in the last paragraph. In the public interest, I am providing a variation of the letter that should be easier for all of you to read.

    I am requesting a meeting so that we may discuss the alternatives that are available to your firm. W3 B3L13V3 W3 C4N 9R09053 50LU710N5 7H47 W1LL B3 4GR334BL3 4ND 3C0N0M1C4LLY F3451BL3 F0R J00. If you fail to respond to our effors to pursue a licensing arrangement, W3 W1LL 7URN Y0UR N4M3 0V3R 70 0UR 0U7S1D3 C0UN53L F0R C0N51D3R4710N 0F L3G4L 4C710N.

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    Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  286. OMG this guy is thinking about caving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in this guys shoes i would tell SCO where exactly to place their license. After the whole IBM thing spanks darl and co. i would start suing SCO for extortion. some good can come from this if this gentleman would stand his ground.

  287. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one simple solution.

    Look at firms you are doing business with. Do they have a (semi)direct link to SCO ?
    Stop using them and make sure to tell them why.

    If the revenue is getting down, there will be questions asked.

    Does your company use SCOftware ? Talk to the IT guys. Make it stop.

  288. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Anyone who thinks professionalism consists of euphemism and hiding unpleasant things should learn from the comment above.

    Roy did not mince words, nor should he have. You could smell the seasoned businessman in his letter.

  289. OMG /. LIKES LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the choir says "Amen"

  290. Offending code: by Steamhead · · Score: 1

    $sco = 'loser'; =)

  291. Time to short SCO stock by SkewlD00d · · Score: 1

    SCO, possibly backed by Micro$oft, in a desperate proxy war (much like the Korean War) to destroy the lower-cost competitor will destroy itself under a mountain of litigation and debt. (Before flaming: Not implying that America was wrong to go to war, just a good example.) Is there any anti-trust / RICO laws being violated if it was provably instigated by Microsoft?

    Interesting, isnt this an analog to the rBST / Monsanto vs organic "there's no difference BS" ? Monsanto sued an organic farmer for false advertisement because the organic farming claims merely *IMPLY* (!!!) that non-organic milk is less safe/wholesome/etc. So, the organic processors are forced to include the same disclaimer that non-organic mik includes ("there is no scientific evidence..." blah blah, of course there isnt if you dont do an unbiased double-blind study and chemical analysis)

    In conclusion, SCO/Microsoft should not cry over spilled milk.

    "This just in, Micro$oft buys the world and all intellectual property. Everyone must report to approved processing centers to purchase thought licenses. All creativity henceforth shall be automatically the property of Micro$oft, licensed back to the creator for a small fee."

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    The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
  292. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I walk on eggshels for nobody.

    ...said "Anonymous Coward"

    You'll immediately have 95% of the people in your workplace under your thumb...

    Whatever. If you worked for me, I doubt you'd last 5 words into your first sentence.

    Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

    Actually, they taught me that resorting to profanity every other word makes me sound juvenile and stupid. You've reinforced that life lesson.

  293. Manners or honesty? A false choice IMO by rbird76 · · Score: 3

    Having manners does not require one to obscure or ignore the truth or any facts. Tact means to try to communicate with others in the least hurtful manner possible but communicating whatever may be at issue (if there is no point in doing so or doing so would only cause harm, tact might dictate that one say nothing).

    In this case, SCO has attempted to threaten and bully others into ignoring the obvious - that they have not proven their assertions on contract or copyright law in any forum more meaningful than a weekend bong party involving LSD while inhaling Cheetos and watching QVC.

    Stating the obvious in this case is both tactful (there is no point in addressing licensing until you prove your point in a court of law) and reasonable (it puts SCO on notice that their targets are less likely to be intimidated by claims without evidence to back them up). It prevents the issue from wasting any more time than it already has. Companies won't give SCO money until they have a legal claim (and the enforcement behind it). Until SCO has legal backing, the letters are a waste of time.

    In a more base counter, when has SCO adhered to any standard of manners for the corporate environment (other than that championed by companies such as Bre-X and Enron)? SCO has illustrated with their words and actions that they will not adhere to standards applied to others; they are unworthy of either respect nor gentleness aimed at preserving their feelings. In fact, their misperception of their status indicates that they need to have their feelings (or their logic) altered in some fundamental way.

    1. Re:Manners or honesty? A false choice IMO by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Everyone responding seems to have some strange feeling that you have to be indirect or obscure to say:

      "Until your court case is settled, my company will refrain from contributing further resources to this issue."

      What is indirect or obscure here? This structure would fit the writing style of his document better. It is still saying "fuck off, losers". The "wasting time" remark just did not fit very well. It sounds immature in an, otherwise, flowing document.

      Until the next thread, I will refrain from contributing further resources to this issue. :)

  294. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't confuse professional and polite, they are not the same. All definitions of professional point to your ability to understand and carry out your job in a proficient manner.

    This is a very impolite letter, very few people are paid to be polite.

    How politely would you respond to extortion?

  295. Just Sports USA letter by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm curious: Who has the copyright to that letter?

    I imagine printing it on t-shirts and selling these at a Linux Convention and via the web is a good business idea.

    Remember my shares when you go public.

    1. Re:Just Sports USA letter by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      Gavin Roy owns the copyright, of course. Oddly enough, he responded to the guy who posted right after you did...you might email him and ask if you can print up t-shirts.

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  296. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    As a "professional" (whatever that means) I might hesitate to tell a customer or client to stop wasting my time, but I certainly wouldn't hesitate to say it to some random jackass who walked in off the street and tried to extort money out of me using vague and wildly implausible claims.

  297. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    Maybe he enjoys posting on Slashdot, but doesn't enjoy listening some salesman blather on and on about some half-baked nonsense? Doing what you enjoy is not a waste of time.

  298. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I disagree, this is perfectly professional. SCO are wasting his time, he would like them to stop doing that so "Please stop wasting my time" is a perfectly reasonable request to make.

    The guy has obviously received 2 letters from SCO already, neither of which offer any reasons why the guy should take any notice of them at all so they are obviously intent on bombarding him with pointless timewasting letters, it's right that he asks them to stop doing this.

  299. Re:SCO obviously didn't _read_ the ABI documentati by Wyzard · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's not where the name comes from, though it's an interesting interpretation that I hadn't heard before. Recursive acronyms started (as far as I know) with GNU, though, and Linus didn't write Linux with the original intent of using it with the GNU system -- that came later, when the Hurd kernel wasn't progressing fast enough and people needed another kernel to use with GNU.

    Linus's explanation

  300. Extortion is wasting your time!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, a business leader who tells it as it is - it is extortion and SCO is wasting everyones time and resources. Hopefully the judge will say so tomorrow.

    But this exec has his head screwed on tight! He was a clear thinker in stating he didn't want to be bothered with petty extortion from fraudsters like SCO.

    Now it is too bad the FBI and SEC are on their buts with this...

  301. customers by morgajel · · Score: 1

    HEAR HEAR!

    you running for president anytime soon?

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  302. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Xenographic · · Score: 2

    That said, there have been times when I remember listening to someone and almost being sick hearing it, even though it was put rather ... diplomatically. Sugar-coated poison, as it were. Gives a rather nasty chill, primaily because you understand it ...

  303. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's okay to waste your own time but when someone else wastes your time it turns somehow bad? Oh the hypocrisy!

  304. What a beautiful reponse... by Julz · · Score: 1

    That reponse letter is damn wonderful, to the point. I wonder if Gavin would allow us to use it when we receive our Licensing Fee threat.

    What do you say Gavin?

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    1. Re:What a beautiful reponse... by gavinroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thanks, and sure, just fix the few typos before you send it out ;-)

  305. Die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your Nazi ideology and shove it up your ass. You think we would feel sorry for you? Biggotry should carry a death penalty.

  306. Buy from Just Sports USA by bangzilla · · Score: 1

    I don't know what Just Sports USA does or what they sell -- but I'm buying from them. Support those who stand up to SCOtortion!

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    1. Re:Buy from Just Sports USA by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      It appears that they have both brick-and-mortar stores and an online store. The brick-and-mortar locator is here. The merchandise looks to be sports apparel including "we won" type of shirts, from a cursory glance. I might have to buy something to support them.

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  307. Re:How tall is McBride? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

    Actually, he looks more like Biff from 'Back to the Future' in that shot. When timelines are once more righted expect to find him putting that second coat of wax on McFly's Bimmer.

  308. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Professionalism would be say something like:

    Before you waste any more of my time or yours, please detail exact information such as the offending lines of code and the kernel versions you contend this code is in. Alternatively if your organization agrees, we can re-address these issues after your current lawsuits regarding these issues are finalized.
    Instead of 'Blow Me!', which is precisely what that statement says.
  309. Re:Letter written to my Congressman and Senators.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, I'm on the horns of a dilemma, living in Seattle. Both my Senators and my district's Representative are liberal Democrats, and I certainly don't want to see them replaced by more shills for the present junta-er, I mean administration. One of said Senators, Patty Murray, is up for re-election this year. She's facing the fight of her politcal life, with the Republicans putting tremendous resources, not to mention every dirty trick Karl Rove can think up, into defeating her.

    On the other hand, this being Chairman Bill's home town, the above-mentioned Representative and Senators very likely had their copies of Darl's letter hand-delivered by a Microsoft lobbyist along with a hefty campaign contribution.

    Seems there are some days you can't safely tie your shoes...

  310. Re:SCO obviously didn't _read_ the ABI documentati by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    Cool, now I know (and knowing is 1/2 the battle).

  311. Re:vaporware, we are asking the wrong question! by whittrash · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't someone get a binary copy of the Unix V code that was supposedly lifted from SCO if they signed up for a license or at least a detailed description of the property they were buying? Otherwise they are requiring a license, but not providing a product they are licensing.

    For example: Eolas goes to end users demanding a license fee for a specific product found in a Internet Explorer version distributed by Microsoft under an existing license. Eolas doesn't have the right to change the existing EULA between Microsoft and the end user, they can only tell the end user to stop using the product. But if Eolas were to send out a CD or piece of paper describing the patent they owned and a piece of paper saying they could use that patent under blah blah terms, then the end user would not need to be re-negotiating the Internet Explorer agreement, he would be buying the rights to use a patent directly from Eolas.

    Now enter SCO, they would have to say EXACTLY what rights they were selling. For example, they would have to say "we are selling you the rights to use this portion of Unix V which performs 'blank' function, this is our patent/copyright we are letting you use". They can't sell you the 'right not to be sued'. They can't sell you the right to use SMP or any other IBM developed code because they don't have a copyright or patent to it.

    We need to change the question. It should be changed from 'why should we buy your license?' to 'what are you selling and is the procuct you are selling going to give us the right to use the Linux code you dispute?'. I would wager that a careful examination of the license would indicate that they are not selling a product which would solve any legal issues for anyone, that it is merely an assurance that SCO will not sue them over unspecified violations. Conveniently, the license is not available on the SCO web site that I could find. I cannot read the text of the license.

    SCO source license page

  312. My Favorite Quote. by Talinom · · Score: 1

    Besides a few industry analysts who attribute some merit to SCO's claims, the undercurrent of SCO supporters has yet to take up arms alongside McBride. "The reason they're silent is because if they stick their head up, they tend to get shot by a bunch of Linux people," McBride said

    I suppose that the silent majority of polka fans didn't speak up when Adrian Cronauer was playing rock music back in Vietnam either, despite protests from 2nd Lt. Steven Hauk claiming that most GI's really preffered a rousing polka to Jimi Hendrix.

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    "Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P.J. O'Rourke
  313. Re:My .sig says it all. by Lonath · · Score: 1

    Wow, you all thought this was serious? I'll give you a hint. The "Every time you DO_BAD_THING, God kills CUTE_LITTLE_THING" is supposed to be sarcastic. I guess all that's left to say is "Every time you post subtle sarcasm on Slashdot, clueless idiots kill your karma." And I expect this will get modded offtopic, as well.

  314. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by skorpion_of_ranax' · · Score: 1

    There is a saying that goes "Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the trip".

    Wrong!!

    SALES is telling someone to go to hell and making them look forward to the trip.

    DIPLOMACY is convincing someone that doesn't want to go to hell that they need to go anyway.

    And, "telling it like it is" is NEVER wrong.

    What IS wrong is communicating in language that is ambiguous and can possibly give a wrong impression.

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    --- skorpion_of_ranax
    "A computer without a Microsoft OS is like a dog without a brick tied to its head"
  315. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Snake_Plisken · · Score: 1

    The Boy Scouts of America serve warrants? Who knew...

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    Eat recycled food - it's good for the environment, and OK for you.
  316. Copyright question for Mr. Roy by worldcitizen · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Roy,

    Thank you for sharing your response to SCO with the world.

    If you would be so kind, other people receiving similar letters would be able to respond in identical terms if you attach a permission to copy (probably it is a good idea to indicate that such permission excludes your name and company identification)

    <polite>

    Give those B&st4rd5 what they deserve!

  317. Re:How tall is McBride? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I see histrionics from Darl not a Napoleon complex. An overblown sense of self. A barbarian with something to hide.

    DARL HUMUNGUS

    There has been too many lawsuits...too much discovery. None here is without sin. But, I have an honourable compromise. Give me the licensing fees and I'll spare your company. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage out of the GPL. Walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

  318. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by abandonment · · Score: 1

    i don't really agree - doing the research necessary to refute claims like sco are making, especially if your primary business is NOT linux-oriented (ie a sports store that happens to use linux), takes a lot of time and energy. ignoring sco does no one any good, if you can force sco to be the ones 'ignoring' your questions, then your case is bolstered considerably if/when sco inevitably tries to push the situation via legal maneuvers. otherwise you are seen as 'uncooperative' in the court. anyone that's tried to ignore a creditor for example, and then tried to argue otherwise later on is well aware of the difficulties in 'ignoring' someone and how it may bite you later on. his respose was entirely reasonable and justified. sco IS wasting everyone's time, trying to push through these types of threats before they have even resolved the issue of whether they truly 'own' the IP rights they are trying to threaten us based on.

  319. Simple, there is no god; nothing to worry about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Losers and their fairy tales please die and go meet your pretend friend.

  320. Gavin Roy is my new hero by Fly+by+Night · · Score: 1

    Gavin Roy is my hero, (I'll probably buy something from "Just Sports USA"). I consider the letter well written, concise, to the point and effective.

    Don't knock him guys, he's on the firing line and he "did good" for us.

    Maybe SCO can hide the information when dealing with the courts and IBM, but if every one that hears from SCO takes this tact, this is the way to get it all out in the open and fix the situation for once and for all.

  321. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Buran · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's not professional, but I for one was pleased that someone told these twits off. Sometimes, "professional" ways of saying something just don't have the right impact.

  322. Re:Brilliant article (did we /. them?) by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

    So... do you think we tripled their daily readership numbers? It was a very well-written article, will probably get linked to hither-n-yon.

    I'm just wondering what the feedback effect would be... "Hey, we posted an article about SCO and our readership went through the roof!"

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    Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
  323. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
    Saying "Blow me." would be not only infantile and not professional it would be completely inappropriate and pointless.

    That's what Flower said. Why are you brining it up as if he thinks otherwise? His point was quite clear in the matter.

    As far as the possible offence the phrase, "Before you waste any more of my time or yours..." could cause I don't think it's any more blunt than, "I don't personally care what the /. thinks is acceptable", or, "Grow Up".

    Either you really misread Flower's post or something even stranger is going on here.

  324. BSD is a micro-kernel? by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

    I thought BSD was monolithic like Linux.

    1. Re:BSD is a micro-kernel? by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

      I thought I read somewhere one of the BSD's is built on a microkernal. After doing some research, I found that it is OSX Apple's variant of BSD that is built on the Mach mircokernal. Sorry about that. My point was that BSD is a good OS and if someone wants to use it for techincal reasons thats great, but they should'nt do it for the above mentioned reasons.

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      So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
  325. Three critical legal tests by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There will be three critical legal tests as a result of SCOs actions. I'm douptful Darl is aware of the ground breaking he is making or what is truely at stake now that he has chosen to go down this path.

    1. Obveously SCO is trying to clame unilateral legal ownership of Unix.
    There are countless smaller tests in this but it boils down to this.
    If SCO dose not have full and unrestricted control over the Unix source the rest of the case crumbles.

    2. The legal enforcability of the GPL.
    SCO wishes to contend the GPL is not a legal or binding contract.

    3. Suing before establishing ownership.
    SCO is asking companys to pay a liccens fee for using Linux prior to establishing ownership of the Linux code.
    As SCO has yet to establish any legal clame to Linux it seams to me suing the users is legally questionable at best.

    Should any one of the three tests pass the computer world would be thrown into legal chaos.

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    I don't actually exist.
  326. I love SCO because... by abertoll · · Score: 1

    they're so funny!!

    I guess they're going to sue ANSI or ISO, or maybe IEEE for stealing "their" error code numbers!

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    "he drew his sword Ringil that glittered like ice... and he wounded Morgoth with seven wounds..."
  327. Re:Ben Choate? Hmm. by benjaminchoate · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm self employed actually. Didn't you read the article? Anyway, my friends call me Ben, but while working I go by Benjamin. Though I wonder if you're pronouncing my name right. Practically no one does. It's just a ch with a hard O sound. Like ch + oat.

    I guess either no one caught the fact that I was posting about my own quote or no one thought it was funny.

  328. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Doomdark · · Score: 1
    Being frank is for engineers, and thats why people dont like them.

    No. All other professionals, and most non-professionals can be frank, and will be, occasionally. It's just that there's time and place for frankness, sugar-coating, and many other approaches in-between. All-around good engineers (ie. ones with normal or good social skills) know the distinction as well as, say, business people. And whether one likes frankness or not depends on person (and situation to some degree) more than profession of person(s) involved.

    There are of course occupations where frankness for all but limited partners and special occasions is strongly frowned upon. Lawyers are extreme examples where act of trying to be frank seems to cause extreme distress; it's like they were physically ill or something :-)

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    I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
  329. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by MrResistor · · Score: 1

    Are they maybe a menber of the BSA?

    That lot is usually able to get warrants to enter places.


    The BSA gets those warrants because the software they "defend" is under licensing agreements that say they can audit their customers. The customer's have agreed to that, or they wouldn't be running the software.

    There is no such clause in the GPL.

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    Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  330. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I'd laugh in their faces. Going after individual users for a company level infringement is simply unprecidented. They'd be the ones to fold the moment they actually had to defend the claim.

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    It's been a long time.
  331. *Sigh* What an idiot. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    "The CIO of Just Sports USA received an extortion letter from SCO, started a thread about it on the pgsql-general and then posted his response letter after weighing the various pieces of advice and info he received. Here's hoping that most of SCO's intended victims do the same."
    Folks, when you are contacted by a lawyer, contact your own lawyer. (If you are in business and *don't* have a lawyer, you have trouble guaranteed to be in your future.)
  332. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    If you want to sound professional, you don't write thousands of companies demanding payment for a product that you didn't even sell the person in question.

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    It's been a long time.
  333. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... it is one thing to say, "dude, you're fucking up. Fix your shit", and quite another to say, "you're a fucking idiot for writing this shit".

    One thing addresses what one is doing, the other addresses only the person.

    I don't like what I'm doing being identified as "wrong", but it is far different than being told I'm a fuckup.

    If someone you know is walking into a major meeting and you notice that their pants are unzipped, do you say, "dude, your pants are unzipped", or "dude, 'check six'", or whatever, or do you let him walk into the meeting with his pants unzipped?

  334. Re: calling a spade a spade by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    Since when is calling a spade a spade unprofessional?
    It's unprofessional because it can have racist connotations.
    For more information, see here (last paragraph).
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  335. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by hplasm · · Score: 1

    Agreed. "Professional" does not mean wearing a suit or writing letters that sound like the Queen of bloody England.

    --
    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  336. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I disagree.

    First off, what is 'professional'? Providing a quality service and caring about your customers. This doesn't extend to suppliers IMO.

    Just to make it clear though. It's important to have good relationships with your suppliers. But it's a very different relationship to the one with your customers. I'd never use the phrase "wasting my time" to a customer. I'd expect them to walk if I did.

    He also did the right thing with a supplier - being very clear about what he wants. OK, he could have said something like "I will not be addressing any further comments on this issue until the resolution of the IBM case", but saying in effect "stop wasting my time", drives the message home.

    I imaging they are probably considering their options for moving elsewhere anyway.

  337. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    You can't tell a user (as an example) the problem with their computer is a glitch between the keyboard and chair - not if you expect to keep your job. Coarse language in a professional environment encourages people to ignore and discredit you.

    Just to pick one word out "user"... or an alternative word "customer".

    Suppliers are completely different. Firstly, you can often replace a supplier much quicker than a customer. Suppliers don't pay your bills, you pay theirs.

    That's not to underestimate the importance of professional practise and good manners, but if one of my suppliers sent me a threatening letter like this without at least sending someone to see me and talk it over a beer, I'd be off to see my IT guy to ask about the feasibility of removing them as a supplier.

    Suppliers are important to businesses and good ones should be nurtured. When they slip up once, some companies just drop them, which is stupid short-termism. But in this case, it's a company not respecting their customers, and they expect to lose them.

  338. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by beuges · · Score: 1

    i disagree. i may have agreed with you if SCO's letter to him didnt end with a threat in caps to the effect of 'if you dont cooperate WE WILL SIC OUR LAWYERS ON YOUR ASS'

    sure it may be standard in circumstances where copyright infringement is 'supposed' to have occured, but if the sco guy hadn't ended his letter with a lawsuit threat then maybe the guy may have worded his letter differently.

    you get what you give

  339. Re:What WOULD Jesus Do? by awarnack · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh... Darl will feel the pain of eternal burnination!

  340. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by tiger99 · · Score: 1

    I think his ending is what one might say to someone not professionally competent but just plain stupid, and was therefore quite OK in that context. McFraud is just a puppet, we all know who is pulling his strings, and I would not give him the credence of the slightest trace of professional competence (except in the field of creating Illegal Monopolies) either.

  341. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Dry-El? That's Superman's brother, right?

    I don't know whether to laugh because it's damn funny, or to kill myself because I understood. :)

  342. Re:wasting your time? be professional! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
    Sure, fingerprinting is one way - up to a point. I know for a fact that a certain IIS server running on Windows 2000 is actually a 50MHz SparcClassic running Apache. Nmap swears up and down that it's Win2K/IIS, though...

    And then there's the IP-Personality module that some bright spark produced for Linux-2.4.18 (I think). With that installed, you can make your Linux box look like a Sega Dreamcast, if you feel so inclined.

    Someone else suggested that Netcraft could tell - so, does Netcraft just use the server ID string for that? If so, I'm sure it won't be long before there's a "what do you want your OS to be today" module for Apache, if there isn't already.

  343. Jesus didn't talk like an American, either by lysium · · Score: 1
    If something sucks, I'll say it sucks, not that "It is moderately deficient in numerous ways."

    The mode of thinking you describe (Speaking My Mind Is My Right) is very much part of American culture. Tact , inference, and social courtesy are not Political Correctness; I caution you against throwing out the baby with the bathwater, lest the people you deal with consider you a blunt-speaking, churlish oaf. If you stay in America (or away from foreigners), then nevermind.

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    Together, we will drive the rats from the tundra.
  344. Don't waste your time with Mr. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is bad history.

  345. Deseret by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

    According to the Mormons, it means "honey bee". Comes from their "Book of Mormon". That's why the Utah state flag is a beehive.

  346. Re:How tall is McBride? by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I hope you don't design user interfaces for a living.