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  1. Re:hard on Diving Into GCC: OpenBSD and m88k · · Score: 3, Funny

    if an optimization would break gcc's portability model they could just fork.

    Surely you forgot the "off" ...

  2. OpenBSD and m88k on Diving Into GCC: OpenBSD and m88k · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know it's an example of how to start messing with gcc, but perhaps it would have been better not to use a dead CPU and a dead OS to make the point?

  3. Boldly over-optimistic on Beyond Fear · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am sure most Slashdot readers know Schneier's name and his work.

    Oh sure,if he's from soviet russia and he, for one, welcomes 1-2-3-profiting from first posts, I'm sure most Slashdot readers know him.

  4. Pfft on Wind River Announces It Likes Linux After All · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They're just doing like LynuxWorks former Lynx with their Blue Cat Linux. I have a strong suspicion that WindRiver just wants to profit from some of the Linux hype, given that, apart from the price, quite frankly, their OS and tool suites are just way better than any embedded Linux suite I've ever seen/worked on/worked with.

    It's just another company trying to jump on the Linux bandwagon. Nothing to see here folks ...

  5. Microsoft deserves the patent on Microsoft Patents 'Phone-Home' Failure Reporting · · Score: 1, Funny

    On Tuesday, the USPTO awarded a patent to Microsoft for its Method and system for reporting a program failure,

    Yeah, so it's justified. I mean, other OSes display cryptic error messages, "guru meditation" errors (amiga), oopses, kernel panics or bombs with all kinds of unintelligible information only hackers can use.

    Microsoft, on the other hand, introduced the large blue screen-wide postage stamp, so you *know* immediately it's time to hit that button next to the floppy drive, without having to read idiotic messages. How that for user-friendliness, hmm? uh?

    Stop the Microsoft bashing. These guys really do innovate, whether you like it or not. Even Linux doesn't have that user-friendly reboot signal. It's such a sadly made OS it doesn't even crash in fact, that's how boring it is ...

  6. Open-source startups, anyone? on The Cult of the NDA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah okay, I'll bite : my company, Acme Inc., makes a device that creates unlimited amounts of electrical energy from common household dirt. I was about to patent it and show it to big investors under serious control. But now I'm convinced : where should I upload the blueprints for all to see ?

    I mean come on, I know it's Slashdot, but let's be serious for a minute ...

  7. Nothing new on Sobig Worm Attacking RBL Lists? · · Score: 1, Funny

    are the spammers actually winning the battle by using viruses?

    Just look at the godawful appearance of the meat, and smell the nasty stench from the can : how can you *not know* there are viruses in spam?

    Yuk ...

  8. oh no, not another one :( on Y: A Successor to the X Window System · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everybody says X sucks, that it's bloated, that it's slow, ... and everybody wants to replace it. The best effort I've seen so far it Qt (especially Qtopia for palm devices).

    I think X is like Unix : it was inadequate and bloated but computers have caught up with their demands, in terms of power and disk capacity.

    Computers get more and more powerful, networks are faster and faster, and X is more and more lightweight comparatively. Combine that with decades of testing and millions of developers who have experience with it, and I can guarantee X is there to stay and evolve.

  9. Re:The ever increasing mobility of computers? on GBDE-GEOM Based Disk Encryption on FreeBSD · · Score: 1

    Is this encryption deniable? If not - what's the point?

    What for for on a partition ? "Uh, no your honnor, that's not a partition full of encrypted pr0n, that's just some random free space that happens to take up most of my disk ..."

  10. Re:"Moons are unstable" on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We all know how complication three-body motion is

    Wrong : most Slashdot readers only know single-body motion and tissues.

  11. Teenager detector on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 2, Funny

    This article is a trap. it's not an article about planets, it's the yearly Slashdot teenagers counter : they post an article with "Uranus" in it, wait a bit, then count the number of people who made witty rectal comments.

    Seriously though, is it not possible to read an article about Uranus without seeing all those "uranus *lol* *giggle* *pffft!*" posts ?

    *sigh*

  12. Re:Ransome Love talks about SCO on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0

    If I was Ransome Love, I wouldn't shoot my mouth off : his business choices for Caldera were disastrous, he was noisy, obnoxious and just plain laughable on licensing issues, and generally contributed greatly to turn Caldera from the average Linux company with a vague aura of open-source pioneers it was after Bryan Sparks left it into the giant pile or worthless hot-air it was before turning SCO.

    Ransome, just shut the fuck up.

  13. Correction on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM's fire-breathing legion of IP lawyers is on the side of the GPL.

    (1) It's IBM that's on the side of the GPL. It's fire-breath lawyers are on the side of whoever pays them.

    (2) IBM is on the side of the GPL because they don't have much of a choice : they don't really have an OS of their own, and they had already invested millions in promoting Linux before this whole SCO idiocy.

    This said, if IBM's lawyers reckon the GPL is a tool worth using in court, then you can be pretty sure it's a solid license, which is good news for the rest of us (read: IBM's money has paid for a very thorough review of the GPL for the rest of us. Thanks guys!)

  14. Re:Drive bay mounting? on New Nano-ITX 12cm Motherboards · · Score: 2, Funny

    12 by 12 centimeters (120 millimeters) is the same size as a CD... I wonder if one could squeeze one of these machines into one or two drivebays

    File the corners and punch a hole in the middle : you won't even have to replace the original CDROM drive to fit in inside your PC.

  15. Slashdotted on New Nano-ITX 12cm Motherboards · · Score: 1

    I think the RS232 is still present : the link is so slow it just has to be over pppd.

  16. Collection of thoughts on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one set of "encrypted" songs that can be handled by CD players but cannot be ripped

    CD -> CD player -> sound card -> /dev/dsp -> lame

    No track is unrippable. Provided your audio chain is somewhat decent, the quality loss will be inaudible (much less than from the MP3 encoding anyway).

    In CD players, the disc plays normally (in theory)

    Yes, "in theory" is the keyword. In practice, it is quite different. Anyhow, if enough of those silly copy-protected CDs come out, some CDROM manufacturers will start selling units that can read them at a higher price. Who's the loser in all cases? the consumer/listener.

    When put into a computer, the disc installs software to keep the music secure

    Does it work under Wine?

    portable MP3 player doesn't support WMA.

    Get a Rio Volt. Or even better, play the MP3s generated with the method above.

    I hope more and more of these CDs come out, so more and more lawsuits against the idiots who make them happen, and eventually the entire music industry gets its reputation even more tarnished than it already is, hastening its long-overdue demise.

  17. Re:Bionic? on The Bionic Office · · Score: 1

    Where does bionic come in? I presumed bionic was an electronic or electromechanical supplement to an individual or being. Not an environment.

    This is Slashdot and "bionic" is a shiny technical word. with a 5-digit UID, you shouldn't be surprised.

  18. Bionic office : disappointing I say ... on The Bionic Office · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's so padded with carpetting even Jamie can't ear anything, and I keep bumping on furniture when I run over 60mph around the cubicles. Oscar told me it was all hype ...

    -- Steve

  19. Easy universal answer on Geek Eye for the Average Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when even the geeks can't get it work?

    Blame it on Windows : it always works with budget overruns as well as questions about technical problems. Tell the family you told them about Linux but they wouldn't hear. Make sure you use a patronizing tone.

  20. Re:that's 110 kilometers... on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could access that across the English channel!

    Yes, and just imagine the improvement when they finally dig the 802.11b tunnel!

  21. I claim a *double* WiFi distance record on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 1, Funny

    3603 miles, between me in Paris and my friend Bob in New-York:

    My_laptop <-> my_AP <-> The_innurnet <-> Bob's_AP <-> Bob's_laptop

  22. Satellite dishes on Use Multiple Channels for Faster Wireless Networking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good thing they did that in Poland. If they had tried this in the US, they'd have been sued by DirecTV for hacking a satellite TV system and the RIAA for trying to set up a P2P link. Of course, none of this would matter since they'd all be in a 3x2 federal pen cell awaiting for months to be charged with setting up a data link that could be used for terrorism ...

  23. wep on (Yet Another) Mobile Keypad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yorks peally hre4t

  24. Re:If it were a national government... on The Origin of Murphy's Law · · Score: 1

    would Murphy's Law be a dictatorship, a democracy, or something else?

    All of them ?

  25. Re:Murphy's Law... on The Origin of Murphy's Law · · Score: 1, Funny

    But is there a Mr. Sod in the UK ?