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  1. Re:Semiconductor Industry on Are There Any Real Inventors Left? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ability to scale 5 orders of magnitude in physical dimension is no smelly feet

    There, fixed that for you

  2. Re:iterative innovation on Are There Any Real Inventors Left? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Indeed. Standing on the shoulders of a giant and all that.

    I think what TFA refers to by "true invention" is a big enough, or sudden enough iterative innovation.

    In this day and age, all scientists and innovators talk to each other all the time, and are aware of each other's work. There is no guy working for years in secrecy in his shed anymore. Hence the perceived - but false - lack of "true invention".

  3. Re:And the best vantage point.. on NASA Says Asteroid Will Buzz Earth Closer Than Many Satellites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Television or the internet. They'll have great footage made by professional astronomers, along with commentaries from said astronomers. As opposed to you sitting in your garden with a pair of binos, seeing nothing at all and freezing your balls off while your wife screams at you because you're late for dinner.

  4. Re:Demand on Secret UK Uranium Components Plant Closed Over Safety Fears · · Score: 1

    In BE, it ought to be "The nuclear safety watchdog demands that such critical buildings should be capable of..." Regardless of whether it's BE or AE, using the indicative is just wrong in that sentence - or sloppy, more likely.

  5. Demand on Secret UK Uranium Components Plant Closed Over Safety Fears · · Score: 2

    The nuclear safety watchdog demands that such critical buildings are capable of

    I demand that people who write articles in newspapers be capable of writing proper English before getting their degree in journalism, let alone being hired by said newspapers.

  6. Re:If the 1% has 40% of the money.... on Tech Firms Keep Piles of 'Foreign Cash' In US · · Score: 1

    Well, presented with the 2 percentages, they chose to pay 1% taxes.

  7. Yeah it's useful... and horrible at the same time on 'Bankrupt' Australian Surgeon Sues Google For Auto-Complete · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate to admit it, I find Google search's autocomplete very useful in two cases:

    - To check someone's exact name. For instance, if I hear "this song is called "Baby I wawawawa" written by "Jim Wawawawa" on the radio, without catching the song's title or author completely, I can type "baby I Jim" and usually Google finds the answer before I type enter.

    - To check spelling.

    This said, I've also experienced the effect of having something stick to my name in the Google autocomplete. Fortunately it was a long time ago, and my rigorous personal rule of staying strictly anonymous on the internet seems to be paying off, as Google seems to slowly forget about me. The autocomplete has been replaced by something that's happened to a guy who bears the same name as me, so it's all good for me.

    So essentially, I find Google to be a constant, looming danger to my own privacy, but it's great to find out about others and other things. Of course...

  8. Re:Too bad this isn't on Europa on Craters Quickly Hidden On Titan · · Score: 2

    Too bad this isn't on Europa, *and* there isn't a single black monoliths in sight, *and* Jupiter (well, Saturn, Jupiter is nowhere in sight either) isn't collapsing in on itself and isn't turning into a second sun, *and* there isn't a human crewed spacecraft there, *and* we're not receiving an ominous warning not to land there, *and* neither a psychotic computer nor Roy Scheider are involved, or you would be able to make a 2001/2010 reference.

  9. Re:Why do people write news articles like this on Australian Scientists Discover Potential Aids Cure · · Score: 1

    So you only want to hear about research that turns into actual products do you? You're not very curious... Me, I want to know about every new thing out there.

  10. Re:Blah blah blah on Codec2 Project Asks FCC To Modernize Regulations · · Score: 2, Informative

    Blah blah blah I'm Bruce Perens and I'm so wonderful. I get such a kick out of submitting my own worthless shit to the front page.

    The AC got modded down to oblivion for this comment, and given how it was written and how fast some mods pull the trigger, I'm not surprised.

    However, you've got to admit that a Slashdot submission that reads "xxx writes: a 24-page FCC created by xxx proposes that..." make xxx appear insufferably conceited and self-obsessed, be xxx Bruce Perens or anybody else.

  11. Simple solution on How the Cool Stuff At CES Will Ruin Your Life · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't feel forced to use gadgetry. There's something called "life" that doesn't require much of it to be enjoyed.

    When I was younger, I used to enjoy immersing myself in the latest and greatest toys, back in the 80s and 90s. Many things were new and fun. Nowadays the things of the future presented at shows like CES seem more like evolutions of existing concepts. Nothing really earth-shatteringly new.

    As a result, I must admit I've pretty much lost interest, and the fog of high-tech addiction has cleared so to speak. I've realized that a simpler life is more enjoyable and less stressful. Not to mention, non-early-adopters tend to waste a lot less money than those who can't wait to buy the latest semi-working banana product doodah.

  12. Re:That's the whole point on Google Fiber Draws Startups To Kansas City · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The days of gouging the US public for Internet connectivity may soon be coming to an end.

    Not as long as internet connectivity is in the hands of monopolies they won't. Monopolies don't give a toss about what the public demands.

  13. Plume of chemicals on Device Sniffs Out Signs of Life After Disasters · · Score: 1

    With every breath, people exhale a plume of chemicals

    Finally something good about halitosis.That's bad news for Listerine...

  14. Re:Can I run it on my old phone? on Who Would Actually Build an Ubuntu Smartphone? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that sad? A state-of-the-art piece of technology is only a clunker because its handicapped.

    Tell me about it...
    -- Stephen Hawking

  15. The real question is on Who Would Actually Build an Ubuntu Smartphone? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who wants Ubuntu full-stop? They've ruined a perfectly good PC distro, and now they're about to release a useless cellphone OS nobody wants.

    Canonical seems dedicated on making themselves undesirable.

  16. Hasn't it happened numerous times already? on Security Firm Predicts "Murder By Internet-Connected Devices" · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most remotely-triggered bombs made by extremists of various kinds are triggered by cellphones - so true in fact that some countries shut down their cell networks preventively. Cellphones use some kind of radio network and proprietary protocol for the last mile, but essentially, beyond that, telephony is entirely IP-based these days. You can even call a cellphone from a PC now with programs like Skype.

    So I think essentially all recent bombing attacks can be called "murder by internet-connected devices".

  17. Tell me about it on Nintendo Power's Final Cover · · Score: 1, Funny

    the last-ever issue of Nintendo Power. It's bittersweet seeing a part of my childhood ending.

    Yeah no kidding. I can't get over the demise of the Phonograph Monthly myself...

  18. Re:This is probably common on FBI Dad's Misadventures With Spyware Exposed School Principal's Child Porn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear 90% of all statistics are made up.

  19. Seth McFarlane? Is that you? on FBI Dad's Misadventures With Spyware Exposed School Principal's Child Porn · · Score: 4, Funny

    So let me guess: the guys's name is Stan, the kid's name is Steve and the principal is called Brian?

  20. Re:Paid what? And why should he care? on Ask Slashdot: Will You Shop Local Like President Obama, Or Online? · · Score: 1

    So you think politicians are squeaky clean because they have high moral standards do you? How quaint...

  21. Paid what? And why should he care? on Ask Slashdot: Will You Shop Local Like President Obama, Or Online? · · Score: 0

    Obama probably doesn't care that ebooks are a dollar cheaper than dead-tree books, because unlike the vast majority of his constituents, he's loaded.

    Also, he's the prez, meaning he probably didn't pay jack squat at the local bookstore he graced with the honor of visiting and bringing free publicity to in the first place.

  22. Re:Nobody cares for piracy on Parents Not Liable For Their Son's Illegal Music Sharing, Says German Court · · Score: 1

    Schools and teachers. Usually parents defer their parenting responsibilities to them nowadays...

  23. Re:still safe to have kids? on Parents Not Liable For Their Son's Illegal Music Sharing, Says German Court · · Score: 1

    You could disown the kid, I suppose

    If the kid gets fined one kajillion dollars for each song he downloaded, as the RIAA recommends, you'd better...

  24. Now for the parents the problem is on Parents Not Liable For Their Son's Illegal Music Sharing, Says German Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    how to justify the 13 year old's apparent love of music from the 60s and 70s...

  25. Sounds like a step backwards to me on One Step Toward a Babel Fish: Real-Time Voice Translation For Phones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When machines start translating languages on the fly, people will stop learning other languages and that's a bad thing.

    Right now, English is the de-facto lingua franca of the world, because peoples need to talk to each other for business purposes. I reckon that need alone goes a long way to (mostly) maintain world peace, because when someone learns a foreign language, they're also exposed to a foreign culture. Machine translators don't expose those who use them to other cultures.