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FBI Dad's Misadventures With Spyware Exposed School Principal's Child Porn

nonprofiteer writes "This is a crazy story. An FBI agent put spyware on his kid's school-issued laptop in order to monitor his Internet use. Before returning the laptop to the school, he tried to wipe the program (SpectorSoft's eBlaster) by having FBI agents scrub the computer and by taking it to a computer repair shop to be re-imaged. It somehow survived and began sending him reports a week later about child porn searches. He winds up busting the school principal for child porn despite never getting a warrant, subpoena, etc. The case was a gift-wrapped present, thanks to spyware. A judge says the principal has no 4th Amendment protection because 1. FBI dad originally installed spyware as a private citizen not an officer and 2. he had no reasonable expectation of privacy on a computer he didn't own/obtained by fraud."

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  1. FBI and Spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure it wasnt Flame?

    1. Re:FBI and Spyware by TWX · · Score: 1, Funny

      Of course it wasn't Flame!

      You want a flame, you stupid dirtbag?!

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    2. Re:FBI and Spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and your comment shows just how stupid you are.

  2. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...the spyware surviving a cleaning by a computer repair shop and the FBI...

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    1. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Synerg1y · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It was left on deliberately in an attempt to spy on random U.S. citizens and collect data.

      Or.. or... The computer repair shop doesn't know what they're doing

      My money's on it's something like this

    2. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably they didn't actually do their job, just deleted all user settings or something.

    3. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Sparticus789 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This has restored my faith in the capabilities of the FBI /sarcasm

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    4. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by alen · · Score: 1

      nope, Windows even has a little program that will automatically wipe the settings and computer account and boot windows like its fresh out of the box making you think its a new computer.

      don't have to delete anything manually

      forgot the name but years ago it was used for imaging to make sure the computer account was different

    5. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Keep in mind this wasn't exactly the computer specialist division of the FBI, considering he had to take it to a computer repair shop to get them to fix it. TFA says he asked his colleagues, without knowing anything more I'd assume they don't work in the "cybercrime" division. So more like it survive cleaning by some random individuals and a probably-incompetent computer repair shop (Geek Squad or similar, they probably thinking knowing how to use regedit makes them computer "experts".) The FBI as an organization was completely uninvolved.

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    6. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

      Why in the world did the FBI even have to get a repair shop involved in the first place? Was the task of reimaging a computer truly that daunting for them?

    7. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Lanforod · · Score: 1

      nope, Windows even has a little program that will automatically wipe the settings and computer account and boot windows like its fresh out of the box making you think its a new computer.

      don't have to delete anything manually

      forgot the name but years ago it was used for imaging to make sure the computer account was different

      Must be talking about sysprep? Still in use today...

    8. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was left on deliberately in an attempt to spy on random U.S. citizens and collect data.

      More delicious loopholes to exploit left and right!

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    9. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by icebike · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...the spyware surviving a cleaning by a computer repair shop and the FBI...

      Pretty astounding, when you consider he knew what he installed and it comes with de-install directions.
      Quoting the FAQ:

      Tamper-Proof Technology
      eBLASTER does not show up as an icon, does not appear in the Windows system tray, does not appear in Windows Programs, does not show up in the Windows task list, cannot be uninstalled without the eBLASTER password YOU specify, and eBLASTER does not slow down the operation of the computer it is recording. eBLASTER does not initiate connections to the Internet and will only forward email and send activity reports when the monitored computer is already connected to the Internet. All of these features make it extremely difficult for unauthorized users to locate and/or remove eBLASTER.

      Re-imaging the computer from original installation media should have done it, but I suspect that the shop he took it to did not have
      that media, or the Certificate and wasn't about to use their own copy, and simply removed the user account.

      I can see the FBI not wanting to waste their time and resources on what was his personal project, and sent him to a private shop.
      Good on them if that's how it went down.

      But the guy running that private shop might be open to a civil suit by the principal.

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    10. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...the spyware surviving a cleaning by a computer repair shop and the FBI...

      It was left on deliberately in an attempt to spy on random U.S. citizens and collect data.
      Or.. or... The computer repair shop doesn't know what they're doing.

      And/or... (more chillingly) The FBI doesn't know what they're doing.

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    11. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by screwdriver · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope. I've used the software mentioned in the article before, and it would most certainly not survive a proper HD re-image. The computer shop either didn't re-image the HD like they said they did, or the FBI lied about taking it to a computer shop in the first place.

    12. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Your money is now ours. Pay up.
      The article and the summary state explicitly which software was used, and its no where near as smart as the the stuff you linked. It only works with windows.

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    13. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Before returning the laptop to the school, he tried to wipe the program (SpectorSoft's eBlaster) by having FBI agents scrub the computer and by taking it to a computer repair shop to be re-imaged. It somehow survived

      This kind of incompetence is absolutely baffling to me. Putting SW into a computer that you don't know how to remove? Being unable to remove it by wiping a disk (while working at FBI to boot)? Being unable to pick a repair shop that can actually image disks? Not making an image in the first place before you put something you don't know how to remove? I'm stunned.

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    14. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or it was re-imaged and files were restored as an unannounced courtesy.

    15. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by mrbester · · Score: 2

      It's called setup.exe and in the root directory of any Windows CD...

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    16. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      Delete profiles - Control Panel\System and Security\System - Advanced Tab of system properties - User profiles - Settings - list comes up with different user profiles - delete the ones you do not want anymore (gets rid of files in the usual space (desktop/my documents/ etc.) Looks like a clean install with new user accounts.

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    17. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by deathlyslow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because he works for the FBI doesn't mean he is computer literate. The majority of them are nothing more than federally paid beat cops doing missing persons investigations and helping out when other LE can't do the investigation themselves. I think you and others are giving him too much credit because he works for a three letter government agency.

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    18. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by chemicaldave · · Score: 5, Informative

      The agent shouldn't have needed to take it to a repair shop in the first place. SpectorSoft's own FAQ section states "eBLASTER ... cannot be uninstalled without the eBLASTER password YOU specify..." Sounds like the guy forgot the password AND the shop didn't do its job.

    19. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the image was taken after the spyware was installed.
      the fbi removed it and the computer shop reinstalled it;.

      -> just a guess.

    20. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I thought maybe it was in firmware but that doesn't explain how it phoned home.

    21. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Just because he works for the FBI doesn't mean he is computer literate. The majority of them are nothing more than federally paid beat cops doing missing persons investigations and helping out when other LE can't do the investigation themselves. I think you and others are giving him too much credit because he works for a three letter government agency.

      My post suggested that even Joe Sixpack should be able to uninstall what he installed, given that the directions are included with
      the product and on the product's web site.

      However.....
      FBI agents are far from beat cops. The requirements state that you must possess a four-year degree from a college or university accredited by one of the regional or national institutional associations recognized by the United States Secretary of Education. You must have at least three years of professional work experience. You would expect this sort of person to write thing (like passwords) down in a safe place, and remember where the directions for removal could be found. (It took me 27 seconds to find the page on the web).

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    22. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by gagol · · Score: 1

      I think he is talking about sysprep...

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    23. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words "scrubbed" and "re-imaged" were used. While you and I think this might mean zero-ing out the hard drive (or even several passes with random characters), in reality it was probably a "make it look like a factory image", which allowed the spyware to survive. If you dump your bios, decompile it, then cut the write enable line to your bios, its actually pretty hard to still have something left after a complete wipe. (Unless the virus/spyware manages to hide in some other firmware, like wireless, hard drive, CD drive, etc.)

    24. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Informative

      I once bought a computer from a small shop which I intended to use as a linux server. The shop put windows on it as a test and right before they gave it to me told me they would wipe the disk "so I couldn't use their copy of windows". The guy hit enter on some erasure program and immediately said "okay thats done" so obviously it wasn't erased, just unlinked.

    25. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the spyware surviving a cleaning by a computer repair shop and the FBI...

      Guess that principal said something risque to that guy he didn't know was an FBI agent. That or the agent planted the evidence because he caught the principal trying to get in bed with the agent's wife.

    26. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      That sounds most plausible. Restoring an image of a hard drive with spyware installed produces a hard drive with spyware installed. No surprises here!

      The FBI knows the finality of doing a *nix dd command. I would assume that most computer shops know it too.

      dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda

      If spyware survives that command, then it wasn't resident on the hard disk to start with. Time to look inside to see what other storage there is!!

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    27. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really I've put this on systems and it's survived re-imaging. Not sure why though?

    28. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by CodeReign · · Score: 2

      This sounds plausible, more specifically the school had backups made and restored the machine/files using a backup. Especially likely because the school would notice their software is not installed so they would have simply pressed re-image, and whatever software they were using re-imaged with the "last known working copy"

    29. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      Indeed, such a fine officer. Taking the best bucket, brush and the best soap money can buy and applying some elbow grease to scrub that computator until it shines as brand spanking new. And then taking a new photograph with a camera from a top tier camera builder - or re-imaging as the youngsters would call it these days... And this fine man would leave spyware on that thing? I simply can't believe it.

      No, no, he's as innocent as the children he was monitoring^H^H^H^H^H^H protecting.

    30. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by dbet · · Score: 2

      I'm trying to wrap my brain around how a principal could be so stupid. It's a public computer that gets passed around. I wouldn't look at *regular* porn on that thing. Nor would I visit a banking web site (yes it's HTTPS, but boot keyloggers exist).

    31. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by richpoore · · Score: 1

      If this wasn't an official FBI case (which is true) then there could have been a reluctance to use FBI resources or computer people. It sounds like his buddies in his office, not the FBI IT people.

    32. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Was the task of reimaging a computer truly that daunting for them?

      It is that daunting indeed if you don't have the image.

    33. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they were just being lazy and didn't actually wipe it since it obviously didn't contain any sensitive information. Why zero and reimage the drive when you can just delete a few things, send it back, and charge for it?

    34. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      It really does not matter. The FBI agent cannot be on the job 24/7 it will drive them insane. Even soldiers have down time though fuck all if it's enough or of acceptable quality. So when it's their downtime and they want to load up all the kids PCs with malware then have the kids leave the OLPC PCs where un-sledgehammered filth might find them is just cake. Now do you charge the FBI for entrapment or do you charge the private person for being an asshole?

      I want to be that sort of asshole. :)

      At least his kids didn't blackmail the principle out of 30k and buy a couple dozen PCs for a cracking cluster, at least that you know about.

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    35. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and yet you're able to double-post part of your comment, even after previewing it and hitting submit. People make mistakes.

    36. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by dyingtolive · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you give computer shops WAAAAY too much credit. I worked at one about 6 years back as the lead service tech The guys I worked with wouldn't even have recognized an OS that wasn't Windows XP, let alone understand what dd is or what can be done with it.

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    37. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Re-imaging is a kind of factory reset, in this case, to what the school's IT department says is a standard load for these kinds of school computers. Which may also be no special load, just reset Windows to a fresh install.

      Generally, though, only Windoew+ whatever the school had would be installed. Executables generally would not be preserved -- that's the point of a reimage. And data preservation probably isn't done unless specially requested, which doesn't include installed executables anyway.

      In spite of all this and the nasty subject, I'm still not comfortable giving the spying government official the benefit of the doubt rather than the spied-upon citizen. It is hardly shocking to anyone to suggest he may be lying out his ass.

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    38. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know plenty of people with advanced science and engineering degrees and years of professional, technical experience that can still fubar basic software installation and system settings. Some people have little to no interest in learning the details of administrating a computer, even if they are very well trained in other technical areas, and even if they have a geek/hacker mindset of learning how things work, just spend their time learning other things.

    39. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find it far more chilling if the FBI knew exactly what is was doing: lying to the judge about having deleted the spying software to set a precedent for doing this wholesale, using a case where the judge would likely be extremely biased in their favor.

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    40. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by frostfreek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can't figure out why Windows lets a program remove itself from the list of programs in the task list. WTF!

      I wonder if windows fudges the task list CPU numbers to add up to 100%?

    41. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      The agent shouldn't have needed to take it to a repair shop in the first place. SpectorSoft's own FAQ section states "eBLASTER ... cannot be uninstalled without the eBLASTER password YOU specify..." Sounds like the guy forgot the password AND the shop didn't do its job.

      Well, if the shop didn't know the password either then they couldn't have wiped it out, so you can't really blame them.

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    42. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by cdrguru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A group operating in the FBI that is supposed to know something about computers is CART - Computer Assist Response Team. Now I happen to know that if you take a computer to someone in CART and want them to do something like this it will certainly happen - in about six months when they have a few moments.

      The backlog of high priority prosecutions is that deep.

      So, do you think this guy got the full attention of someone within the FBI that knew what they were doing for more than two minutes? I doubt it. I don't care if he is in the FBI - there are lots of people in the FBI and most of them don't count for much when compared against current work that someone is waiting for. Sending people to jail is always more important than fixing some colleague's computer.

    43. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't. To accomplish this you monkey around with windows internals.

    44. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by chemicaldave · · Score: 2

      I should note that I assume the site's instructions are for regular users who don't know how to re-image a drive and that doing so would be enough to remove it. Just googling "removing eblaster" appears to give some rudimentary instructions. I doubt it hides itself that well.

    45. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He worked for the FBI as a special agent (i.e. investigator who asks questions), not a computer specialist. He was in Guam, where the FBI doesn't have a large pool of computer expertise. He presumably didn't want to send a local school's laptop stateside to wipe it so he paid someone to do it. It seems they failed.

    46. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Indeed, such a fine officer. Taking the best bucket, brush and the best soap money can buy and applying some elbow grease to scrub that computator until it shines as brand spanking new. And then taking a new photograph with a camera from a top tier camera builder - or re-imaging as the youngsters would call it these days... And this fine man would leave spyware on that thing? I simply can't believe it.

      No, no, he's as innocent as the children he was monitoring^H^H^H^H^H^H protecting.

      Nah... re-imaging is when news like this gets out and they have to spin really hard to change people's perceptions....

    47. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by faedle · · Score: 1

      My guess? The school has some backup software installed on the machine and the principal (or IT) just restored the most recent image, spyware and all.

    48. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone actually READ the article?

      Auther first took the laptop to his FBI office and asked his colleagues how to wipe it clean. Apparently they don’t have many cyber experts in the Mariana Islands, because they were unsuccessful. So Auther had to instead take it to a computer repair shop, which cleaned out the old files and allegedly reimaged the hard drive to return it to its original settings. Auther didn’t tell the shop about eBlaster being on the computer — perhaps feeling a little Big Parent shame — but assumed that it would be wiped along with everything else. He then returned the computer to Weindl.

      So, we can deduce that the shop didn't actually format the drive. End of story.

    49. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative


      #!/bin/bash
      echo "Wiping drive sda...Do not interrupt."
      dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
      dd if=/dev/one of=/dev/sda
      echo "Performing 7 random overwrite passes...Do not interrupt."
      for i in `1 2 3 4 5 6 7`
      do
          dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda
      done
      echo "If you did not interrupt the process then the drive wipe has completed successfully."
      exit 0

    50. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Vekseid · · Score: 1

      I think that's ascribing too much competence. What are the odds? Unless they're doing this en masse - in which case we can try to find evidence of it - then I'm more inclined to take the story at face value. Have certainly seen my share of incompetent tech shops.

    51. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      They don't have to make it impossible. They just have to make it harder than pirating Windows.

      Restoring ?:\?indows\?ystem32\?onfig\?OFTWARE and mounting it with Magic Jelly Bean isn't particularly impossible with decent undelete software, but it's quite annoying and vastly more technical compared to scanning The Pirate Bay for 2 seconds and firing up uTorrent.

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    52. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was left on deliberately in an attempt to spy on random U.S. citizens and collect data.

      Fortunately, this time it turned out for the best. I just hope this won't be some kind of a precedent: "We should install spyware on ALL computers - this way we can catch ALL the child predators out there". I really, really hope the FBI is aware this was nothing more than a freak coincident.

    53. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by queazocotal · · Score: 1

      Pop-quiz.
      Will the above take seconds, hours, or a century?

    54. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Thyrsus · · Score: 2

      The Northern Mariana Islands are a top ten candidate for the farthest habitable point from everywhere else in the world. I'm surprised there was more than one FBI agent on the island, and it's a good bet any one of the top quartile of slashdot's readership would instantly be the most computer literate person on the island were they to move there. Hanlon's razor is particularly applicable here.

    55. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by farble1670 · · Score: 2

      so, when a laptop is malfunctioning or just needs to be reset, they restore an arbitrary backup copy from some random child from the previous school session?

      ya, sounds plausible.

    56. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i suspect there was a previous confrontation between FBI dad and school principal. FBI dad hatched a clever scheme to bully school principal and the misappropriated use of FBI agents to scrub his son's loaner laptop were actually his FBI buddies helping him out. Instead of scrubbing like they claim, the FBI buddies rigged it so the spyware would survive the 'hd re-imaging' practices of most computer repair shops and planted the child porn in this 'secret partition' of the hard drive.

      i smell abuse of power on the part of FBI dad and buddies.

    57. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by StayFrosty · · Score: 4, Informative

      [quote]dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda[/quote]

      I would suggest using /dev/urandom as the random number generator used by /dev/random will likely run out of entropy long before the first pass completes.

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    58. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Xeranar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sounds like the FBI probably did a simple wipe by their IT and never gave it a s3cond thought that this spyware was so durable. The standing that it was OKed is so condtlitional it would never survive a wider scrutiny. In other words: Dumb luck prevails.

      Also, the computer was school owned. The game would have been much different if it were private. It's akin to catching the principal doing it on the school's library computers.

    59. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this thing is using a kernel level driver it can do whatever it wants on the system. It has little to do with the OS explicitly allowing it.

    60. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Format wouldn't have done it either. It probably hooks the boot sector. Most people simply reformat without rewriting the boot sector.

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    61. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      My guess would be that one of two things happened;
      1. the spyware resided in sectors that were marked as bad so that antispyware programs would have difficulty finding it which was then loaded by a modified bootloader. When the drive was reimaged, the sectors containing the spyware was past the end of the image and the boot loader wasn't over written and still ran the spyware,
      2. the most likely the computer shop just deleted the user and deleted the user's space with out reimaging and then charged for the reimaging.

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    62. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing survives a proper wipe. It's really hard to fuck up a wipe.

    63. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2

      Or the repair shop knew that it wasn't going back to somebody who cared, and decided to be half ass and didn't touch it at all while saying they did.

      This kind of thing is typical in computer repair shops.

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    64. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lot of BIOSs have an option to disable writing to the BIOS ROM. What you describe is fucking stupid. What you write after that is nonsensical bad Hollywood scifi.

    65. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      27 seconds? Not 30? Wow you're precise. ;)

      Seriously: Thank you for pointing out the bias above. I found myself reading parent's post and subconciously accepting what he was writing as "fact".

      Need to be more careful about that :)

    66. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Wiping out the metadata is "erased" for pretty much any practical purpose.

    67. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for uhm, the "nerd herd", and if something couldn't be done fast or easily, we just gave the appearance of having done it so the customer could feel good about it.

      Example: Customer comes in, wants a virus removed, says "also, can you remove all those things I don't use anymore off my desktop." Well, we didn't know what they used anymore, so we'd turn off all the junk from booting and drop all the desktop shortcuts into a folder called "shortcuts" and let them sort it out later. Better than removing the pro-shopping-helper toolbar and finding out the customer is furious you deleted all their pro-shopping-helper toolbar favorites or other dumb stuff.

      I worked in a shop of 11 techs. Only 2 of us knew how to do anything with computers beyond running the Buy More diagnostic/self fix tool. Also, I was part time. Guess how quality of work we did? I ended up quitting/getting fired over an argument with my repair shop lead (who, btw, didn't know anything about computers and actually proudly told us he didn't even own one.)

    68. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      From the sounds of it, it's basically a rootkit, and if you're logged in as root/administrator and deliberately letting something like that in, well of course the OS is going to get owned.

      Windows: "Let me see your spyware's identification."
      FBI Dad: "You don't need to see its identification."
      Windows: "I don't need to see its identification."
      FBI Dad: "This is not the spyware your task manager is looking for."
      Windows: "This is not the spyware my task manager is looking for."

      Etcetera.

    69. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Addicts need their fix, and that need can short-circuit the normal decision-making process. Doesn't matter whether it's alcohol, nicotine or porn.

    70. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Boltronics · · Score: 3, Insightful

      $ for i in `1 2 3 4 5 6 7`
      > do
      > echo ${1}
      > done
      1: command not found
      $

      Instead, try a Bash loop like this (which is also less typing):

      for i in {1..7}
      do
              dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda bs=2M
      done

      I believe something like bs=2M (writing two mebibytes at a time) will significantly speed the process up in most cases.

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    71. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sysprep.exe does not remove executables that have been installed.

      Indeed, it's part of the process of creating images which have custom executables for enterprise deployment.

    72. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's likely running as a service. It would show under svchost.exe, which would be running multiple services (some possibly important ones).

    73. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $ for i in `1 2 3 4 5 6 7`
      > do
      > echo ${1}
      > done
      1: command not found
      $

      GP confusedly inserted backquotes where he wanted no quotes at all; you seem to be confusing '1' and 'i'; he should learn bourne shell syntax, and you should try a different font, or perhaps eyeglasses?

      Instead, try a Bash

      FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE. Rampant bashisms don't do a bloody thing to help GP's incompetence or your dyslexia, all they do is spread the creeping fester of unportable scripts requiring GNU's bloated beast of a shell to run.

    74. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely the software contains a driver that is loaded into Kernel Space ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_space ) where it's cpu usage may not be counted at all. In this case, it would not be a matter of it removing itself from the process list, because it is not a separate process to begin with. Of course, once something is in kernel space, it can do anything it wants, so it could theoretically remove any user space code that it uses from the process list.

      Windows Vista and above definitely require the user to grant elevated privileges to the process during install-time, so short of an exploit it should not be possible for something like this to be installed without the user explicitly allowing it, and thus theoretically being aware of the enormity of power that they are granting to it.

      In short, anything that you choose to load into kernel space becomes effectively a part of your operating system and thus has limitless potential to control your computer. There are operating systems that only load drivers into user space, but doing so compromises performance for security and stability.

    75. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by dougmc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Will the above take seconds, hours, or a century?

      Not sure about a century, but months seems likely on a modern disk.

      1) dd without a fairly large block size is very slow at copying hundreds of gigabytes of data.

      2) /dev/random (on Linux, anyways) only gives as much random data as it can generate from the entropy available to it -- which isn't much. /dev/urandom would be much faster (and more than random enough, especially after seven passes.)

    76. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to fix a computer that another tech company "reinstalled" and charged the customer $560 to do.

      all I had to do is run systeminfo and discovered they were full of shit. All they did was delete the customer's files, and change some themes and half-assed cleaning it.

      I'm betting that's what this shop did.

    77. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by nateb · · Score: 1

      Unless you forget to wipe to BIOS.

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    78. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by nateb · · Score: 1

      You don't need GNU, just bash. :)

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    79. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, when a laptop is malfunctioning or just needs to be reset, they restore an arbitrary backup copy from some random child from the previous school session?

      ya, sounds plausible.

      You're not thinking this through.
      I'm guessing (entirely) that each child's laptop is periodically backed-up to a "the cloud" server, and some unique ID (maybe the NIC's MAC) is used to associate the laptop with the backup image. So when they got the laptop back, instead of re-imaging it with a generic "master" image, they just used their normal recovery which grabbed that kid's specific backup image instead.

      However I'm guessing that the shop which claimed to have re-imaged the drive did not in fact re-image it, and just settled for removing all the obviously installed programs and user profiles. But considering that the agent knew the guy personally, and according to the story used his FBI badge to try and strong-arm an ISP into revealing data, all outside his official FBI activities, I'm more than a little suspicious of the agent's actions.
      While I find the school official's conduct disgusting, and hope he rots in jail, I'd also like to see the agent fired and charges filed for inappropriate use of his credentials and abuse of authority.

    80. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by meetpi · · Score: 1

      I once bought a computer from a small shop which I intended to use as a linux server

      Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to use the computer as a linux server? :P

    81. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows doesn't let a program do that. It most likely uses a rootkit in order to hide the existence of the program from Windows.

    82. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely he didn't install it himself but had the same friend who installed it remove it. Who would assume the school would reimage the drive before giving it to a new student and just did half assed job on removal.

    83. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by genik76 · · Score: 1

      What is a "simple wipe"? Is there a "complex wipe"? There's no such thing - a wipe is a wipe, and if the software survived, there was no wipe.

    84. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by zigfreed · · Score: 1

      a lot of OK suggestions, but urandom is slow and not designed for essentially writing junk to disk.

      mkpasswd -n 512 | cryptsetup create 0 /dev/sda && badblocks -wst random /dev/mapper/0

      1. writes a random, but repeating string to the drive really fast
      2. verifies random string which tests disk readability & reliability, but encrypted so the random string doesn't repeat if the drive is read raw.
      3. can be done from the livecd, but you have to install expect to get mkpasswd.
      4. you can crank up the mkpasswd length, but cryptsetup included in the F18 beta is limited to 512 character passwords.
      5. easy enough to remember (mkpasswd, cryptsetup, and badblocks) that you just need to open up another terminal to do the other drives in the system.

      i normally start with hdparm's --security-erase-enhanced && --security-disable so I know that the drive started blank, is written to the maximum, and I won't get a disk I'll have to unlock on the next reboot.

    85. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think that list is compiled? Keep in mind that you now have multicore CPU's that clock down cores individually. You can't just count wallclock time. And yes, that means the result is that you only have a rough approximation of the time taken by each process, with a definite unaccounted remainder. There's no valid reason to be more precise, though: CPU time is so inexpensive today that you're not going to use these figures for accounting anyway.

      As for "removing a program from the task list"; I'll bet it is not actually a program (process). Far more likely choices for spyware are services and drivers.

    86. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I once bought a computer from a small shop which I intended to use as a linux server

      Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to use the computer as a linux server? :P

      I don't get you. Thats what I did.

    87. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by amplex · · Score: 1

      Not true. You can remove partitions and FAT, or you can write a 0 to every byte on the harddrive. But neither of these will make sure you don't have malware in bios, which can only be done by flashing a known clean bios update, and protecting the bios from being flashed by the OS.

    88. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If the goal was to disable a copy of Windows which they weren't licensed to sell to you and the hard drive otherwise contained no sensitive information what they did was probably good enough.

    89. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes my money is on the old "sure I did it and here is the bill to re-imberse me for", pocketing of cash and expense charges while the work was never done. No way does it survive any decent re-imaging. That is BS. So somebody is guilty of perjury!

    90. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by bat21 · · Score: 1

      Hours, assuming it's done intelligently. Something along the lines of: #> for i in {1..3}; do dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=32M; done Without specifying a larger bs it'll take much longer.

    91. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Unless they just reformatted it, in which care 30 seconds with testdisk gives you everything back.

    92. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Vlado · · Score: 1

      I would dearly love to know what kind of spyware this was then.

      Even a "simple wipe" in my opinion means a format/reinstall.

      If spyware survived that and was capable of SENDING information back to whomever installed it in the first place, then it's really scary.
      Consider what has to be done for the spyware to send something:
      - Either the OS has to exist or spyware is somewhere below it
      - If Spyware is below the OS, then it has to have direct access to HW in order to be able to do capture and sending of information on that PC

      OS wipe would at the very least have re-set the config options regarding where the spyware was supposed to be sending the data. This wasn't some sort of a worm that we're discussing here, that would have the destination settings hard-coded. It's (supposedly) a configurable piece of software and configurations are (normally) easy to corrupt.

      If it was an accident, then I think that IT department did nothing, when dad gave them the PC to wipe. Or, like suggested above, FBI may have been lying.

    93. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still trying to figure out why the FBI Agent would perjure himself over some chicken shit child porn charge. Maybe the suspect was a little more than he was made out to be for public issue. Maybe the suspect was filming child porn at his school, which would set parents off for sure.

      Any way you cut it there a lot of unanswered questions.

    94. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      He worked for the FBI as a special agent (i.e. investigator who asks questions), not a computer specialist. He was in Guam, where the FBI doesn't have a large pool of computer expertise. He presumably didn't want to send a local school's laptop stateside to wipe it so he paid someone to do it. It seems they failed.

      Also because shipping it stateside to the FBI computer security people would have been abuse of government resources and gotten him fired. So he asks some office buddy, "Hey Ralph, do you know how to remove this spyware I've been using to monitor my kid's computer?" And Ralph says, "Not sure, but I can give it a try."

      The fact that he then took it to a computer shop to have it scrubbed shows you how much confidence he had in Ralph.

    95. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I can see the FBI not wanting to waste their time and resources on what was his personal project, and sent him to a private shop. Good on them if that's how it went down.

      But the guy running that private shop might be open to a civil suit by the principal.

      I don't see what his claim against the computer shop would be. I think the FBI guy could sue the computer shop though, because they obviously didn't provide HIM the service he paid for.

    96. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by JigJag · · Score: 1

      Pick me! Pick me!
      Usage of /dev/random is blocking, so it would take a while to get enough entropy going for a full-disk wipe, especially all 7 times of it.

      By the way, the "for i in `1 2 3 4 5 6 7` is syntactically wrong. Backquotes are for execution and that command will return "1: command not found".
      Better to have done: for i in `seq 1 7`

      JigJag

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    97. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my brain around... by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Somebody actually pointed out that the spyware was not wipe resilient, my link is to something about100x more advanced. They probably just deleted the user profile and ran their equiv of ccleaner on it, obviously the school didn't have a solid anti-virus policy. I'd feel bad for the guy they caught, except for what he was doing is really not cool, dumb luck & bad policies prevail.

  3. Fraud? by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud? One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation. Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

    1. Re:Fraud? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

      Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

      No, but they seem to be experts at DBAG. :-P

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    2. Re:Fraud? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. The difference is they are legit so AV programs do not flag them. It could hide in the boot record as a trojan or hide in a restore point and be later re-installed when a user uses it. My guess is the IT team at the school simple uses restore as a quick and efficient way to wipe it before the student received it.

    3. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      DBAN is not foolproof. Just the other day I started it up, and the kernel didn't register my hard drive. Started happily erasing my boot stick, and I never would have realized the difference had I not been paying attention.

      (Had to go tweak the BIOS a little)

    4. Re:Fraud? by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Informative

      He didn't use internal FBI resources, hence the computer repair shop. He asked his friends at the FBI if they knew how to clear the laptop. They didn't, so he took it to the shop. That's hardly using FBI resources (the summary is more than a little misleading).

      Agreed on the shop, they sound pretty incompetent.

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    5. Re:Fraud? by sjames · · Score: 2

      One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation

      Because it wasn't a big deal? Because he wanted it done right and mistakenly thought the FBI could get it done? For all we know, a tech he knew did it after hours.

      I think the much larger concern is that the result wasn't a completely wiped laptop.

    6. Re:Fraud? by MNNorske · · Score: 2

      You've never had a coworker ask you for help with something they can't figure out? It happens all the time around here, had many a non-techie bring in a laptop that needs a little TLC and someone will do it over their lunch or bring it home and do it. In the case of the FBI folks doing this they could even have been using it as a training opportunity for a rookie tech.

    7. Re:Fraud? by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud? One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation. Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

      I've been a Slashdotter for 15 years and I had never heard of DBAN until reading your comment and Googling it. Your other two points are pretty solid, though. What the hell happened?

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    8. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. The difference is they are legit so AV programs do not flag them.

      We should all see the problem with that last sentence, which I had no idea was true until now. Especially because we use legitimate software that DOES get flagged, like Android root tools and DVD drive emulation. This happen to the point that sometimes it's hard to use the tools because the AV refuses to whitelist it, and keeps deleting portions that you unzip without an explanation of what it is quarantining. This smells pretty bad, and I don't want to begin thinking what else my computer has that US tools will never flag, intentionally.

      Just think of the software MS could drop into your system every time there's a new Windows update. They already have the ability to profile users by windows key, and as a US company, they are forced to comply with law enforcement. What do you call a rootkit that is put there by the OS maker?

    9. Re:Fraud? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii.

      You mean, they hide in you spellchecker, occasionally causing it to malfunction?

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    10. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I work for the FBI, and while I am not familiar with this incident, I'm pretty sure there will be some administrative inquiry into misuse of gov't time & resources, especially since it has made us look bad in the press. I'll have to wait for the next quarterly report on ethic violations (which are always hilarious to read, some people are fucking idiots).

    11. Re:Fraud? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > We should all see the problem with that last sentence, which I had no idea was true until now.
      > Especially because we use legitimate software that DOES get flagged

      My favorite was trying to bring a copy of clamav (definitions) into our internal lab. I didn't realize the linux desktop build here had a virus scanner installed (I have never installed one on a linux box except to scan incoming file for other environments).

      I copied it down to my transfer directory, then I went to copy it into the lab.
      Permission denied. I check the permissions, its owned by me, mode 750, so far so good. I try again.... permission denied. I shake my head, make it 777, and try again...
      permission denied. I try to open the file just to see if I can....
      permission denied. I become root and try...
      permission denied. I check if SELINUX is on.... its permissive....

      In the end, I go back to the machine that I first downloaded it to, use openssl to encrypt the file... transfer it through with no problems... then decrypt it with openssl on the target machine.... finally.

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    12. Re:Fraud? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud? One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation. Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

      I've been a Slashdotter for 15 years and I had never heard of DBAN until reading your comment and Googling it.

      Yea, but do you run a computer repair shop?

      If not, it's fair to assume you've never heard of DBAN; however, if your income is based in an industry for whom re-imaging computers is standard practice, having not heard of DBAN is a nigh unforgivable offense (and a damn good reason to avoid your shop in the future).

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    13. Re:Fraud? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. .

      "Viruses." Moron.

      Think think again!

    14. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A disk wipe is a disk wipe. If your properly DOD-wipe a hard drive, nothing should remain.

    15. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The spyware program most likely inserts itself seamlessly into the recovery partition. A full format followed by a triple wipe and a clean install with an OEM disc would have done the job, but is a lot more work.

    16. Re:Fraud? by amorsen · · Score: 1

      One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation.

      You know someone at work who can help with a particular task, and they are nice and help you out. If an employer cannot accept that, they should never expect the least bit of flexibility from the employees.

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    17. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, there's a flag that says "I'm a government program, don't delete or report me" in all commercial AV programs? How long until malware criminals start using it?

    18. Re:Fraud? by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      What do you call a rootkit that is put there by the OS maker?

      Sony, we're looking at you for the answer.

    19. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the summary is more than a little misleading

      Business as usual, news at 11:00.

    20. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FBI agent should be chargd with Federal crime for unauthorized alteration of code on school computer. Yes hi act discovered another crime but that not excuse for his crime. That answer does not apply to Script kiddies here and in England which the Feds indict.

    21. Re:Fraud? by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. .

      "Viruses." Moron.

      I think you misunderstood the man. He was doing some maths with Roman numerals: "VI are II" but since 6 does not equal 2, it makes him seem less pedantic . But he's still a moron.

    22. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, there would likely be some administrative punishment if they had used FBI resources (fraud waste and abuse of government resources) to wipe it. Our IT support folks aren't allowed to do personal IT support for us on the sides, even off government time.

    23. Re:Fraud? by tilante · · Score: 1

      Try checking the OED - or, for that matter, the actual Wikipedia article on "virus" rather than a talk page. It's "viruses". It takes the English plural, because the word has no Latin plural - it's a mass noun in Latin, so in Latin "virus" is already plural, and can never be singular. Further, even if it were a singular form in Latin, "virii" would not be the correct plural for it. No one's 100% positive what would be the correct plural, since we have no existing records of a noun of that declension and ending ever being pluralized in Latin, but the consensus from experts is that it would be "vira", since that's what's used for neuter nouns that end in "-us" in other declensions.

    24. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They might well understand about DBAN. However, this is what I think happened. The last paragraph is most important.

      Something like this is likely as not what happened:

      FBI dad is sent to "Saipan in the U.S. territory of the Northern Mariana Islands", an FBI office with three agents and a manager. FBI dad installs spyware on kid's school computer. FBI dad is transferred to new location. He goes to his friends in the local FBI office and asks them to scrub the computer. Either A) there aren't any FBI computer experts in Saipan (quite possible), or the local expert says, "I can wipe it, and I could run the restore software, but there's software on there the school installed that I don't have the disks or licenses for. Take it to a local laptop shop."

      FBI Dad takes it to the local shop and says, "I want it restored to what it was like when my kid got it", or "I want you to wipe all my kids info off this laptop", or something similar. They say, "We'll do our best." They have the same problem the FBI expert has. If they DBAN the drive, they could destroy the restore partition, and they won't be able to reinstall the school-installed software. If they run the restore partition, the laptop is like it was before the school got it, and they still won't be able to reinstall the school-installed software. So, they remove all personal data and uninstall all software they think the school didn't install. Maybe they spot the spyware and think it is school installed, maybe they don't spot it, maybe they spot it and try to uninstall it, but instead of uninstalling it hides.

      Regardless, they remove what they can without destroying the school-installed software and return it to FBI dad. He returns it to the school. Hilarity ensues.

      Slashdot readers read a non-technical report on what happened, written by a non-technical writer, who got his information from non-technical reports made by yet more non-technical people, treats it as if the entire report is completely accurate and all technical terms used correctly, and more hilarity ensues.

    25. Re:Fraud? by pluther · · Score: 1

      Yea, but do you run a computer repair shop?

      If not, it's fair to assume you've never heard of DBAN; however, if your income is based in an industry for whom re-imaging computers is standard practice, having not heard of DBAN is a nigh unforgivable offense (and a damn good reason to avoid your shop in the future).

      Not at all. There are a great many things that exist. Very few people have heard of every single one of them.

      I guarantee that somewhere there's a tool that could make your job a bit easier that you also have never heard of.

      I was wiping hard drives for years for my non-profit org by booting to Linux and using dd in a loop before someone on Slashdot asked my how come I wasn't just using DBAN. I use it now, but like everyone, including you, there was a time when I had never heard of it.

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    26. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. The difference is they are legit so AV programs do not flag them. It could hide in the boot record as a trojan or hide in a restore point and be later re-installed when a user uses it. My guess is the IT team at the school simple uses restore as a quick and efficient way to wipe it before the student received it.

      Are you sure about that? I would expect my AV program to flag any spyware unless I specifically gave it an exemption.

      How would it know someone hadn't put the program on my computer while I'd just nipped out for a coffee?

    27. Re:Fraud? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      These programs are malware and spyware and use the same methods to stay on as virii. The difference is they are legit so AV programs do not flag them.

      That raises an interesting question: legitimacy is in the eyes of the beholder. I can think of many instance where spyware might be installed on a computer in a situation where it is NOT legitimate. Does the AV software deliberately turn a blind eye? Is there any software I can download that will scan my computer for "legitimate" spyware? If I suspected my computer had this eBLASTER software installed, how would I go about finding out?

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    28. Re:Fraud? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      A disk wipe is a disk wipe. If your properly DOD-wipe a hard drive, nothing should remain.

      That's simply not true anymore. Many hard drives contain something called a "host protected area" which CANNOT be erased without a password, no matter how hard you try. And there are many other places in a computer that spyware can hide: the BIOS, graphics or sound firmware (most of which is flash upgradable), or firmware on any card plugged into the computer. And whenever you boot, it can replicate itself in all the other hiding places you may have deleted it from. So, if you do have spyware like this on your computer, it really can be virtually impossible to get rid of.

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    29. Re:Fraud? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Yea, but do you run a computer repair shop?

      If not, it's fair to assume you've never heard of DBAN; however, if your income is based in an industry for whom re-imaging computers is standard practice, having not heard of DBAN is a nigh unforgivable offense (and a damn good reason to avoid your shop in the future).

      Not at all. There are a great many things that exist. Very few people have heard of every single one of them.

      Strawman - we're not talking about laymen, here, we're talking about "professional" system builders.

      In terms of commonality, DBAN is to system restoration as the hammer is to carpentry. Would you hire a carpenter who's never heard of a hammer to renovate your bathroom?

      I guarantee that somewhere there's a tool that could make your job a bit easier that you also have never heard of.

      Perhaps, but it's probably not a tool that's been used almost daily by people in my field for over a decade.

      I was wiping hard drives for years for my non-profit org by booting to Linux and using dd in a loop before someone on Slashdot asked my how come I wasn't just using DBAN. I use it now, but like everyone, including you, there was a time when I had never heard of it.

      Then you've got one up on the morons in TFA, since they obviously did none of the above when "wiping" the laptop.

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    30. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been a Slashdotter for 15 years and I had never heard of DBAN until reading your comment and Googling it. Your other two points are pretty solid, though. What the hell happened?

      HDDErase is probably better than DBAN. It's certainly faster, and it uses firmware routines in the hard drive which wipe bad sectors as well.

      http://cmrr.ucsd.edu/people/Hughes/SecureErase.shtml

    31. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree that anything in this story makes the FBI look bad. That a principal sought child porn and was discovered accidentally by an agent just proves that sometimes luck trumps planning. I think commenters here have lost perspective. If the FBI had actually planned such a stunt given the minuscule chance it would successfully find a bad guy, then I'd be more worried about their competence. If the agent had been just some Joe-Schmo tech dad who had nabbed the principal, you'd all be cheering for him.

    32. Re:Fraud? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that even if the pluralization rule of "replace -us with -i" applied, the result would be viri with one "i". The only word that's plural ends with two "i"s is "radius" which becomes "radii" because there's one "i" before the "us" already.

      "Virii" is simply retarded, and I was retarded when I used to use it.

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    33. Re:Fraud? by MrLint · · Score: 1

      A) Viruses.

      B) DBAN writes over the whole device.

      C) none of the things you describe cover the normal users of 'scrubbing' or 're-imaging'

    34. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wrong. The people who use DBAN in my experience are just stupid. I don't run a 'normal' computer repair shop though. I don't use such tools either. I run a GNU/Linux support operation and we target the desktop. Don't be mistaken though it is a 'computer repair shop' by definition. The difference is most of our customers are on GNU/Linux and a small percentage Microsoft Windows. If your doing anything other than a dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1M count=10 your fired. You don't need to waste time overwriting the entire disk. There is zero chance any non-sophisticated attacker is going to recover important data. This isn't to say you can't. Only that it isn't worthy any ones time whom has the skills to do it.

      A simple Google search will reveal plenty of social security numbers. If you can't find them there search for tax documents on a p2p network, passwords, and/or license. You'll find people who have drivers licenses scanned, social security numbers, and enough sensitive data to do whatever you need to do.

    35. Re:Fraud? by Stickiler · · Score: 1

      In terms of commonality, DBAN is to system restoration as the hammer is to carpentry. Would you hire a carpenter who's never heard of a hammer to renovate your bathroom?

      I think you are incredibly mislead as to what goes on in a computer repair shop. Most shop's will just wipe it by formatting the partitions in the windows install program when they are reinstalling windows. There's really no need for a DBAN, as every virus, worm or trojan I've come across has been removed via this method. Sure it may not properly wipe the drive, but in about almost every case, you don't NEED to properly wipe the drive. Sure you can nerd-rage and go "Well, I'm never going to that shop again" but any other shop you go into will do the same damn thing. If you want to properly wipe the drive, you will have to do it yourself, simple as that, as the shop techs aren't paid nearly enough to pander to your insecurity's about data wiping. Source: I've worked in computer repair shops for almost 6 or 7 years.

    36. Re:Fraud? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I disagree that anything in this story makes the FBI look bad.

      it makes them look bad because it can come across as fishing. with no probably cause, the FBI is planting software on laptops on spying on civilians.

      i'm not saying that's what happened, but it certainly could be spun that way.

    37. Re:Fraud? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Apparently you can pass the "nousb" flag to the kernel at boot time (if you think of it) to avoid wiping your DBAN flash drive when you use "autonuke" (assuming, of course, that you're not trying to nuke some other USB-connected drives).

    38. Re:Fraud? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2

      What misuse of gov't time & resources are you talking about?

      He installed the software himself on his kid's loaner notebook to keep track of his kid's activity (you see, the FBI guy is also some kid's daddy, and he wants to know in case somebody solicits his kid in a chatroom).

      Then he asked a buddy at work if he knew how to remove the software before returning the notebook to the school; apparently Joe didn't know, so he brought it to a local computer repair shop and asked them to do it for (his own) cash. Apparently they didn't remove this software either.

      Then Mr. School Principal went looking for kiddie porn using the recently returned school loaner notebook that unfortunately still had that spyware installed on it.

      Don't you just hate it when things go sour like that and a school principal gets busted browsing for kiddie porn? I know I do.

    39. Re:Fraud? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      " I'll have to wait for the next quarterly report on ethic violations (which are always hilarious to read, some people are fucking idiots). "

      Please tell me these are public record, or subject to FOIA request at least...

    40. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap! I knew it. AC is a Fed.

    41. Re:Fraud? by greenbird · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud?

      Who knows what they actually told the computer shop. Obviously they weren't very computer literate. It's likely they just told the computer shop to clean some spyware off rather than "re-image" it.

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    42. Re:Fraud? by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Slashdot readers read a non-technical report on what happened, written by a non-technical writer, who got his information from non-technical reports made by yet more non-technical people, treats it as if the entire report is completely accurate and all technical terms used correctly, and more hilarity ensues.

      This. +1

    43. Re:Fraud? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      This right here. Most people don't want to spend the cash on a full wipe and reinstall on a computer. DBAN takes a long time, and most techs don't want the computer grinding away taking up a bench slot for so long. That said, most of the shops, and customers, I contract for will do a full wipe if the customer says they have financial data, health records, or other critical information.

    44. Re:Fraud? by MZoom · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud? One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation. Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

      I've been a Slashdotter for 15 years and I had never heard of DBAN until reading your comment and Googling it.

      Yea, but do you run a computer repair shop? If not, it's fair to assume you've never heard of DBAN; however, if your income is based in an industry for whom re-imaging computers is standard practice, having not heard of DBAN is a nigh unforgivable offense (and a damn good reason to avoid your shop in the future).

      From the front page of the DBAN website:

      DBAN users should be aware of some product limitations, including: No guarantee that data is removed

      and

      Professional data erasure tools are recommended for company and organizational users.

      Not as unforgivable now is it?

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    45. Re:Fraud? by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the shop that supposedly "re-imaged" it busted for fraud? One also might wonder why an FBI agent is using internal FBI resources to "scrub" a non FBI machine that isn't part of an investigation. Finally, these morons don't know about DBAN???

      No because the FBI dad was doing all of this as father, not a cop or FBI agent.

      There isn't anything illegal or fraudulent with having a parent install software to monitor their kid's net usage nor is it restoring the computer back to it's original state. FWIR: The software he used isn't "super secret" and anybody can get. The fact it survived a "scrub" only shows their ineptitude of removing malware/spyware/software.

      Frankly, the only thing I see wrong in TFA is that the FBI dad didn't "re-image" the pedo principle.

    46. Re:Fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't say that the FBI didn't try to wipe it, it just says they were 'unsuccessful'. Probably the same amount of resources ( if not more ) would be used by someone who can't figure out something this easy vs someone who actually knows what they are doing. And it's safe to assume all this info came from the FBI agent/father, so he could have just as easily had suspicions about the principal, had the FBI install SW, and make up the story about the computer repair shop (i personally don't know anyone who has ever used a local computer repair shop, I wouldn't even know where to go if i needed one). I mean if there's an FBI agent in this remote hamlet there's a good chance he has absolutely nothing better to do. You can say that anyone who thinks it was a plot is a conspiracy nut, but there's really not too much conspiring to be done here. Why is it so incredible to believe that LEOs are trying to find new ways to intrude on other people's expectations of privacy. Not that the principal had that expectation, but this could just as easily been a case where someone did expect privacy. Then what?

  4. This is probably common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet probably 30% of all principals are guilty of this.

    1. Re:This is probably common by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hear 90% of all statistics are made up.

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    2. Re:This is probably common by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear 90% of all statistics are made up.

      Only about 70% of the time.

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    3. Re:This is probably common by PIBM · · Score: 1

      I'm 95% confident that I said it was 84% of the time.

    4. Re:This is probably common by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear 90% of all statistics are made up.

      Only about 70% of the time.

      "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln

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    5. Re:This is probably common by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

      "70 percent of the time - it works every time!" - Anchorman

    6. Re:This is probably common by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln

      That was Moses, not Lincoln. ;-)

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    7. Re:This is probably common by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Confucius said "please stop giving Lincoln credit for my sayings."

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    8. Re:This is probably common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      60% of the time, it works everytime!

    9. Re:This is probably common by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I hear 90% of all statistics are made up.

      Only about 70% of the time.

      With a 3% margin of error.

    10. Re:This is probably common by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Confucius said "please stop giving Lincoln credit for my sayings."

      Conucisus say "I said not many things I said"

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    11. Re:This is probably common by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That poor Conucisus guy. Always getting misquoted and his name spelled wrong.

    12. Re:This is probably common by Ransak · · Score: 1

      I came here to mod and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum. And mod points. Well done sir.

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  5. Seth McFarlane? Is that you? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    So let me guess: the guys's name is Stan, the kid's name is Steve and the principal is called Brian?

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    1. Re:Seth McFarlane? Is that you? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Wrong agency (it would have to be CIA to get the hat trick.)

      Good call anyway - American Dad was the first effing thing I thought of when I read TFA.

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  6. Spector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking from personal experience?

    Spector was a bitch to bypass on a PC with Windows 98 in 2000. It was hard enough just locating its image cache and wiping out its records of my illicit porn browsing sessions. I have no doubt that it is nigh indestructible on modern PCs.

  7. So now, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every law enforcement parent will install spyware on his kids' school computers and "forget" to remove the spy software.

    1. Re:So now, by poofmeisterp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every law enforcement parent will install spyware on his kids' school computers and "forget" to remove the spy software.

      Wait for the decision in the case. That will say what will or will not happen.

      Given your assumption (which is a good one), law enforcement will suddenly declare that nearly ALL findings of anything related to ANYTHING illegal (child porn, money laundering, pro-terrorist crap, some LE's wife cheating on him, etc) were due to "accidental placement and failed removal" of spyware.

    2. Re:So now, by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      It's government property so there is no expectation of privacy. Every time I log into a government computer I see the warning that I may be monitored. There would be privacy concerns if the computer was sold and this happened, but it was a government computer so there are no privacy issues, even if the FBI's intent was to monitor him it makes no difference.

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  8. Bios flashed spyware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can disk-based spyware survive a total hard disk format unless it was stored in some sort of non-volatile memory?

    Can someone better explain how this was possible?

    1. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by black3d · · Score: 5, Informative

      The main way that rootkits survive a total hard disk format is because they're running at the time - any decent rootkit is more than able to stop a simple format from removing it simply by intercepting any parts of the format which target it, and returning OK signals. They'll usually survive a low level format in the same manner. "Whats that? You want to change one of my bits to 0? Okay.. umm.. Done! *cough*". You can generally reliably remove rootkits by taking the drive out, putting it into an external drive bay (so its not present on a PC while booting), connect the drive when your PC is started up and then format it with none of its code executing.

      However, if the FBI or PC store simply formatted it through, say, re-formatting the drive by running the Windows setup disk, then a kernel level rootkit would happily stay in-tact in this manner. In fact, to spot it, you'd really have to use some imaging software with comparison checksums so that after the the imaging it can make sure everything is as it should be. While the rootkit can happily inform that "nothing is there", it can't predict what should be there in an imaged drive, and would be caught out that way. However - thats not how 99% of us format drives, especially since most don't have MD5d images of other peoples hard disks, or don't put them in external caddies before doing so. :P

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    2. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The main way that rootkits survive a total hard disk format is because they're running at the time - any decent rootkit is more than able to stop a simple format from removing it simply by intercepting any parts of the format which target it, and returning OK signals. [...] if the FBI or PC store simply formatted it through, say, re-formatting the drive by running the Windows setup disk, then a kernel level rootkit would happily stay in-tact in this manner.

      If they used the Windows setup disk to nuke the drive, how did the rootkit get on the DVD? How did the rootkit stay running after a reboot? You're almost on the right track, but BIOS/EFI infection is the answer you're looking for (or HDD firmware). The rootkit has to be running before any OS boots up. Even a boot-sector virus won't survive a disk-wipe, so there had to be a re-infection method.

    3. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by black3d · · Score: 1

      You're right - there's actually not many viruses which will survive a reformat if started from a different media - there are some, but they're not extremely common (well, not as a percentage of rootkit installations, although they're fairly accessible) and I may have made it sound more prevalent than it is. I further confused the issue by then talking about kernel level rootkits which would survive formats from within the OS, but certainly not from other boot media.

      Back on topic - what the FBI used would almost certainly be a firmware or BIOS based rootkit on a laptop as these are available as security solutions to the private sector and almost certainly as law enforcement tools to the government (or malicious agents), and do mask their signature by already being running, unless you already have checksums to compare against. And a hardware based solution - well, unless you spot it, you're screwed. :)

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    4. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      You can generally reliably remove rootkits by taking the drive out, putting it into an external drive bay (so its not present on a PC while booting), connect the drive when your PC is started up and then format it with none of its code executing.

      Why go through that much trouble?

      Just stick a bootable optical disk with formatting tools on it in, boot from it, and then format the infected drive. No code from the drive will be running so any rootkit on the drive will be overwritten.

      I don't know how the Windows setup disk works, but I find it hard to believe it'd start running the kernel that's on the disk drive that you want to format. Certainly a Linux install disk would work just fine.

      A BIOS rootkit would be a different kettle of fish.

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    5. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a handful of trackers available that work on a 'hardware' level as opposed to 'software/OS'. Absolute Software makes Computrace a tracking/asset management util that doesn't install on the hard drive, it goes on the mobo more or less firmware. Format/clean install the drive, or even replace it with a completely new drive -- it makes no difference, the Computrace background process installs itself every time. On Windows systems if you've seen 'rpcnet' as a process you can't delete or kill that's a part of Computrace. I used to contract with a large school district and Computrace was added to all the laptops.

    6. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by Arker · · Score: 1

      No, just no. If they properly reformatted the drive from a setup disk the rootkit would not be in memory and it would be wiped. That is just wrong. You dont reformat the disk you just booted from, you boot from a known good read only setup disk and then format.

      What appears to have happened here is that rather than actually reformatting and reinstalling, the computer shop probably just removed a bunch of stuff from add/remove, restored some default settings and the like and called it good since the computer appeared to be effectively restored and working as it should be.

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    7. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It cannot. If the shop booted to clean media and used 'dd' to zero the drive the spyware would be gone. Period. The fact that it "somehow" survived indicates that the shop did not do their job.

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    8. Re:Bios flashed spyware? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, it makes me wonder if any licensing terms of the software was violated. Using tools that is licensed for corporate use, for personal use, is a violation of most licensing terms I've seen... For example, if MSFT licenses Office for your work to use, you technically can't use those licenses to run a copy of it at home. I wonder if the principal would have standing by arguing that the spyware was not properly licensed, thus any evidence obtained with it is invalid.

  9. Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The story enclosed within this one is that (a) the FBI is unable to effectively scrub FBI spyware installed by an FBI agent, and (b) the computer repair shop charged an FBI agent to scrub and reimage a laptop, and then apparently just moved it from the To Do shelf to the Done shelf.

    ...or, that's just what they WANTED you to believe...

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    1. Re:Two stories here by dinfinity · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, that or the submitter deliberately misquoted the article:
      "Auther first took the laptop to his FBI office and asked his colleagues how to wipe it clean. Apparently they don’t have many cyber experts in the Mariana Islands, because they were unsuccessful. So Auther had to instead take it to a computer repair shop, which cleaned out the old files and allegedly reimaged the hard drive to return it to its original settings."

      Sounds to me like there wasn't any professional FBI 'scrubbing' involved, just some guy going to work and talking about wiping a laptop by the water cooler.

    2. Re:Two stories here by MNNorske · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most laptops these days have a recovery image on a separate partition of the hard drive. It would not be beyond belief that the spyware the agent used injected itself into the recovery partition so it would re-install itself. My guess is that this particular agent was not a technical expert himself and probably just asked a coworker who was technical what he could use to monitor his child's use of the computer. When he handed the machine off to someone to restore it he may not have told them exactly what he put on it, and if they then used the recovery partition, well... you have this scenario.

    3. Re:Two stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, really? That's your take-away from this?

      Here's my "story within a story" for you

      The FBI 1) spied on a US citizen without a warrant and 2) a US court said that was fine because it wasn't on his computer.

      This is frightening in more than one way but here's the most frightening thing about it:
      The courts have said over and over that the internet is just like the phone system and blah blah blah.
      If I walked up to a pay phone and called my drug dealer/enforcer/bookie I could expect a measure of protection from the courts because the courts have said this is the case. I can't expect that on the internet.

      Europe is looking mighty good about now.

    4. Re:Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...or that...

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    5. Re:Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > The FBI 1) spied on a US citizen without a warrant and 2) a US court said that was fine because it wasn't on his computer.

      Isn't that what I said? Or was I being too subtle?

      > Europe is looking mighty good about now.

      You seriously believe Europe is better in this regard?

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    6. Re:Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Most laptops these days have a recovery image on a separate partition of the hard drive. It would not be beyond belief that the spyware the agent used injected itself into the recovery partition so it would re-install itself.

      Nod. In fact, it would be rather silly for a spyware developer to *not* do this.

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    7. Re:Two stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      FBI-dad was probably hoping to use the spyware on other kids and maybe get some saucy webcam shots. He's just trying to cover his own ass by coming up with some absurd story about FBI-wipes and computer techs.

    8. Re:Two stories here by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      The story enclosed within this one is that (a) the FBI is unable to effectively scrub FBI spyware installed by an FBI agent, and (b) the computer repair shop charged an FBI agent to scrub and reimage a laptop, and then apparently just moved it from the To Do shelf to the Done shelf.

      ...or, that's just what they WANTED you to believe...

      Either way it's fine because they got exactly what they needed. Right?

    9. Re:Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      You got it. That's the scary part.

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    10. Re:Two stories here by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      FBI-dad was probably hoping to use the spyware on other kids and maybe get some saucy webcam shots. He's just trying to cover his own ass by coming up with some absurd story about FBI-wipes and computer techs.

      Parenthetically, I've wondered how that would even work in the real world. What computer-savvy kid is issued a laptop by some authority figure and does not cover up the built-in camera and microphone with duct tape?

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    11. Re:Two stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The FBI 1) spied on a US citizen without a warrant and 2) a US court said that was fine because it wasn't on his computer.

      Isn't that what I said? Or was I being too subtle?

      > Europe is looking mighty good about now.

      You seriously believe Europe is better in this regard?

      Yeah. Oh, what's that "warrant" thing you yanks keep mumbling about?

    12. Re:Two stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story enclosed within this one is that (a) the FBI is unable to effectively scrub FBI spyware installed by an FBI agent, and (b) the computer repair shop charged an FBI agent to scrub and reimage a laptop, and then apparently just moved it from the To Do shelf to the Done shelf.

      ...or, that's just what they WANTED you to believe...

      If you'd RTFA you would see it wasn't FBI software, just some commercial software he bought to spy on his kid at home.

    13. Re:Two stories here by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Since the FBI just removed the head of the CIA on the grounds of "morality", I'd say not only is Europe better in this regard but the USA used to be better as well.

    14. Re:Two stories here by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Some recovery partitions do not fully wipe the computer. They move your data to a subfolder like Windows.old, etc. In a recovery like this, it wouldn't seem surprising that a piece of software that the article was about was able to survive.

    15. Re:Two stories here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those kids in the story (from earlier this year IIRC) about some school that actually did that?

  10. The FBI don't know how to remove spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Really? My grandmother can do that. I am happy the man got caught but there's something really up here, either the FBI are incompetent or they just feel like installing spyware on every computer they come across.

    1. Re:The FBI don't know how to remove spyware by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Or not every single FBI agent is a computer expert and he just talked with some co-workers in his department rather than having the FBI's IT team take a crack at it. Which is why they would have taken it to an IT shop.

    2. Re:The FBI don't know how to remove spyware by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Really? Really? My grandmother can do that.

      I am happy the man got caught but there's something really up here, either the FBI are incompetent or they just feel like installing spyware on every computer they come across.

      s/FBI/Department of Homeland Security/g

  11. Defined by their employer... by Neil_Brown · · Score: 2

    I was originally going to post that TFA makes it clear that this was a case of a person who happened to be employed by the FBI, finding himself in this situation, but is just described by TFS as "an FBI agent" — it made me wonder whether someone should be defined by their employer.

    It rather broke down for me when TFA starts saying how he got "all flashy with his FBI badge" to investigate, rather than just reporting it to the police — is this really still just someone acting as a father?

    1. Re:Defined by their employer... by Ixokai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Read TFA -- the Judge made a note of this. The initial report that he got was just him as a father: after that what he was doing was basically being an FBI agent. *However* even though he was, the fact that the computer was essentially stolen meant the guy had no expectation of privacy for it. anyways.

    2. Re:Defined by their employer... by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      It's sort of like an off-duty cop who happens to be in a store when it's robbed and takes action as a police officer. His initial being there is just part of being a citizen. Once the robbery started, he made the shift from citizen to law enforcement as would be expected even though he's off-duty.

    3. Re:Defined by their employer... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I am of two minds on this. I mean I agree entirely with that part of the assessment. However, one part of it really bothers me, as I put on my dusty old IT Professional in Healthcare hat.

      as it happens, there is a doctor with the same name as myself. As it also happens, he worked at the same healthcare organization as I did, and at the same time. As such, I regularly got emails containing information that I shouldn't have (actually, pages were more common)... information which was not JUST federally protected PII, but, even without that law, was someone elses personal and very private information.

      Simply, he knew, from the moment he saw the sender and subject line, that he was handling someone elses information, which he likely had no legitimate reason to even have, much less look at.

      The fact that he had it doesn't bother me, since he got it through accident of technical bungling and NOT a malicious act. I would file that under the "Shit happens" doctrine.

      That said, upon receiving such information, the fact that he went a step further and looked at the contents of the file....I find that disturbing. Upon realizing what he had, and before looking at it, he should have done two, things.

      1. Deleted the message without reading it. It wasn't his information to know, think of the things that could have been in there, all manner of private information. It could have revealed political leanings, private details, it could even contain session IDs that could be use to hijack sessions and expose his email or other private information.

      2. Made an attempt to inform whoever has the laptop or whoever is responsible for issuing it to people, of the situation and the dangers of allowing it to continue unabated.

      From an ethical standpoint, the moment he opened that email, he was crossing a very clear line into unethical (if not illegal) behaviour.

      The rest, I have little issue with. Once he knows, acting on that knowledge... the rest seems reasonable.

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    4. Re:Defined by their employer... by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Another thought on this....

      If we are to be honest when it comes to application of the law, and we are going to say the laptop, since it belong to a third party that didn't issue it to him, he has no expectation of privacy.... don't we also have to rewind and apply similar tests to his original action?

      Did he really have any right to install the software on a machine that was owned by a third party and not issued to him? he was spying on his own kid, and I can see exceptions made for that, but he wasn't doing it with his own machine, he was, installing unauthorized software on a third parties machine...

      In any other circumstance, would we be calling him a hacker?

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    5. Re:Defined by their employer... by Holi · · Score: 1

      As a police officer he is obligated to intercede even if off-duty.

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    6. Re:Defined by their employer... by Neil_Brown · · Score: 1

      Once the robbery started, he made the shift from citizen to law enforcement as would be expected

      Absolutely — there is a transition from the role of citizen to the role of law enforcement. Where I struggle in this case is the line:

      Despite getting all flashy with his FBI badge, Auther still considered this digging being done by a concerned parent, rather than a professional investigation.

      It seems that the transition did not take place in this case — an ongoing role of parent, rather than a transition to FBI agent.

    7. Re:Defined by their employer... by tftp · · Score: 1

      Imagine you are walking at night, accidentally glance at a lit window of a nearby house and see a crime in progress. Your actions would be:

      0) Do nothing. You have no right to this information. You do your best to forget what you saw and keep walking.

      1) Knock on the door and tell the robbers that they should stop their life of crime - or at least to close the curtains. Then leave and forget the encounter.

      2) Call 911 immediately, stay in vicinity to meet the police, explain what you saw and direct them to the house.

      Note that I don't expect it to be legal if you intentionally walk around at night and look into people's homes. However innocently coming across an evidence of the crime and sitting on it is very much illegal, and an FBI agent certainly is aware of that.

      I don't know what procedures they have at FBI, but off-duty police officers remain police officers; they can stop crimes, they can report suspicious activity, and most importantly they have a right to talk to other people as much as anyone else. In worst case the FBI dad was doing an unauthorized investigation in his own time; but there is no law against that. For example, an off-duty police officer may follow a suspect for a while to understand if his actions are illegal (and warrant calling it in) or perfectly legal. For example, if you see a drunk walking out of the bar and into the parking lot with an open bottle in hand, it all depends on what seat in the car he takes. Note that the FBI dad did not use his position to get privileged information - the ISP did not volunteer that, and he did not demand further.

      From an ethical standpoint, the moment he opened that email, he was crossing a very clear line into unethical (if not illegal) behaviour.

      I don't know how that particular person has his email client set up. But my email clients open the message in the lower pane at the same time as I click on it in the list for any reason - even to delete. It can be argued that viewing of the message is automatic. As the judge noted, viewing of the following messages already constituted an investigation. But, being an FBI agent, the dad was not only competent to investigate but probably also required to do it by his oath. It's up to the FBI to figure out if his personal actions were proper or not.

    8. Re:Defined by their employer... by tilante · · Score: 1

      Note, though, that most email clients these days have a preview pane that shows the message as soon as you select it, and that it's difficult to override the reflex to look at something that changes. Thus, he may have clicked the message to select it, intending to delete it, then noticed before hitting the delete key something in the contents that made him stop.

      "May" being the operative word there. Most likely, he felt curious and deliberately read it. But there is room for doubt.

    9. Re:Defined by their employer... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > I don't know how that particular person has his email client set up. But my email clients open the
      > message in the lower pane at the same time as I click on it in the list for any reason - even to
      > delete. It can be argued that viewing of the message is automatic.

      I thinkl your missing the point in your first comments, THIS is really what my entire criticizm comes down to, and this is a very good point. However, I am still leaning towards dismissing it, and here is why....

      Yes, I too have an email client that does this, its not my prefered one but, hey thats neither here nor there. I don't discount that such an argument COULD hold water. To my mind, that comes down to the format of the message as much as anything.

      If he opened it up, and it immediately said across the top "Potential child porn" or anything indicating a something worth investigating, then certainly, it holds water. Its incidental. I wont argue that, it falls right back into, as I said, "Shit happens".

      However, if he had to actually peruse through the links, and check them out, to see that it may have been child porn.... thats not very incidental. So, for me, the real question as to his ethics comes down to that.... was his discovery of the crime incidental, or was he taking advantage of his incidental posession of the information and that lead to the discovery?

      Not to belabor the point but, I am talking about an ethical point, not necissarily a legal one, though, it could be one. Afterall, if the third party ownership doctrine applies to the school administrator, what does that say about his install of the spyware, on a third party owned machine not issued to him, by the FBi Father? Is he a "hacker" now?

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    10. Re:Defined by their employer... by tilante · · Score: 1

      Considering, however, that it's most likely illegal for him to have installed spyware on a computer that he didn't own, it's more like he was an off-duty police officer who broke into a store, then stumbled across others looting it and decided to arrest them.

    11. Re:Defined by their employer... by tftp · · Score: 1

      However, if he had to actually peruse through the links, and check them out, to see that it may have been child porn.... thats not very incidental.

      Imagine that you removed a certain piece of software that used to send you those reports. You turned the laptop off a week ago and never saw those reports again. Now all of a sudden you get another report. What would be your first action?

      I don't know how other people would go about it, but I personally would look at the entire message trying to understand if this is one of older reports that got somehow stuck in the email system. After all, I would know the pattern of browsing that my son did. The delayed email is exactly what I would suspect - the software had been deleted, isn't it so? If this is a delayed report then it's from my son's period of use and I should review it just as I always did. I paid for the software, after all, this is my own report. I would have no reason to believe that this is someone else's browsing record.

      But as soon as I start looking I realize that something is seriously wrong here. Those links... I never saw them before, and even the URLs themselves are revealing the content. Did my kid really go there? At this point I would be reading everything, and very carefully too.

      Once I finish reading I would clearly understand that, however impossible, the software was NOT deleted, and someone else was using the laptop. The dates of visits all match up, and I would have checked by then that I have all the previous reports, so this can't be a delayed email - and my son is not in posession of the laptop for some time by now.

      This is how I would end up reading the whole report.

    12. Re:Defined by their employer... by tilante · · Score: 1

      Looking at the article in more detail, it appears that the program in question gives students laptops for their own use, which they are allowed to keep once they graduate. The students are allowed to install software on the laptops - indeed, the only reason he wound up giving it back was because the father was transferred to somewhere else, so they were going to move before his son could graduate.

      Judging from that, it seems it was legal for him to install the spyware on that laptop.

    13. Re:Defined by their employer... by Thyrsus · · Score: 1

      We don't know if the software was unauthorized, unless we see the terms and conditions under which the child/parent received the laptop. Anything with a barely modern web browser is constantly running javascript programs, and the vast majority of folks have no idea it's running on their machines, much less knowingly authorizing it.

    14. Re:Defined by their employer... by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Which is... exactly what I said

    15. Re:Defined by their employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like an off-duty cop who installed security cameras in his favourite local deli and got an alert from the security feed when there was a robbery.

  12. the judge is kind of right by alen · · Score: 5, Informative

    the prinicipal was a moron for using a school computer. if it was his own computer then a search warrant would apply.

  13. with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a cop kicks a door in and finds pot.

    Cop to judge: "I did it as a private citizen!"

    Judge: "Ok then. This is admissible."

    So, I wonder what would happen to me if I shot that cop busting down my door as a "private citizen"?

    It doesn't matter anyway. When it comes to child porn, taxes, drugs or terrorism, you are guilty until proven innocent. Where are the Ben Franklin dressed Teapartiers? Why aren't they out there preaching their message about freedom over this erosion of our liberties? Or it folks are so afraid on being on the side of a consumer of child porn that they won't dare say anything?

    Here it is folks the slippery slope and it's happening.

    1. Re:with no warrant by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kicking in a door is illegal as a private citizen and is not something you would expect a private citizen to do. Installing software to monitor his kid's activities is something perfectly legal and well within the realm of what a private citizen might be expected to do. As with many laws, there's a gray area that you have to actually use your brain to determine if something is reasonable or not. There's no slippery slope no matter how much you tilt your head.

    2. Re:with no warrant by Gerinych · · Score: 0

      He had a reason to install spyware on his son's computer. If you're gonna act like a private citizen, you better have a damn good explanation for violently breaking down someone's door just to bust him for pot.

    3. Re:with no warrant by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In this case the fact is that the guy was an FBI agent was just a random happenstance. Equipment that he did not own was used for illegal activity. It is like if one was borrowing a school bus to transport drugs on the assumption that no one would suspect a school bus. Does the FBI need permission from you to inspect the school bus owned by the school? I wouldn't think so. If a kid were being raped in a classroom, would the cops need probably cause or the rapist permission to enter? No, it is a school, they can enter. I suppose we would be defending the rapist for shooting a teacher who entered the classroom to see what the commotion is?

      I try to be very careful about what I use other's equipment for. When I was younger I was less careful about computers, but then when i was younger there was not 10 years of ruling saying that there is no expectation for privacy if you use employers stuff. For instance, is there anything to stop your employer from listening to your telephone calls on phones the employer owns and pays for the operations. Not really. So we bring cell phones to work that we pay for completely. There is no ambiguity if an employer taps a personal phone.

      Stories like this are important because it reminds us that using things we don't own for questionable purposes is not really such a good idea. Clearly older people, who grew up in a time maybe when assets were not tracked as carefully as they are today, or younger people who have not learned how carefully things can be tracked, need to hear this lesson. Clearly some believe that that you can steal equipment, use it for illegal activity, and still deserve the full protection of the law.

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    4. Re:with no warrant by erroneus · · Score: 0

      Like you, there is an army of people who have less and less to lose. We are waiting for the moment of escallation. That moment when some ridiculous, misunderstood, miscommunicated event tips things off in the wrong direction and we have a large event where civilians and government enforcers clash... and then another, and another. It will take a few of these before people get motivated to actually defend themselves. We are slow and depend on our tainted news services.

      Nevertheless, it is a moment which is approaching. I'll be one of those armed with sticks, stones and bare hands... I don't own a gun and am starting to wish I did.

      But as we all have less and less to lose, fighting back becomes an easier option for consideration.

      If the government is listening (and we know they are) the best way to stop it is to ensure we all have something to lose... hopefully, it will be nice things which make our lives more comfortable or less stressful. I'd be a much better slave/prisoner if I were comfortable and stress free you know.

    5. Re:with no warrant by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Kicking in a door is illegal as a private citizen and is not something you would expect a private citizen to do. Installing software to monitor his kid's activities is something perfectly legal and well within the realm of what a private citizen might be expected to do. As with many laws, there's a gray area that you have to actually use your brain to determine if something is reasonable or not. There's no slippery slope no matter how much you tilt your head.

      Slight problem with that explanation - it wasn't his laptop, it was the schools.

      What's the "legal grey area" answer for installing malware on someone else's machine?

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    6. Re:with no warrant by amorsen · · Score: 1

      a cop kicks a door in and finds pot.

      Cop to judge: "I did it as a private citizen!"

      Judge: "Ok then. This is admissible."

      And then the cop goes to jail for kicking the door in, since a private citizen isn't allowed to do that (in most cases the cop isn't either, admittedly).

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    7. Re:with no warrant by amorsen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's the "legal grey area" answer for installing malware on someone else's machine?

      There is none, installing software on a school-provided laptop is legal. At most it is breach of contract if the school has a policy against it, but that is a civil matter.

      If there was intent to damage or to spy on someone other than the child, that would be a different matter.

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    8. Re:with no warrant by jimbolauski · · Score: 1
      Here are the parts you need to add to make this analogy work

      a cop kicks a door in to a government owned facility and finds pot.

      Cop to judge: "I did it as a private citizen! I just got off duty when I walked by the old janitors closet in the police station and smelled pot"

      Judge: "Ok then. This is admissible."

      So, I wonder what would happen to me if I shot that cop busting down a door in a government building as a "private citizen"?

      It doesn't matter anyway. When it comes to child porn, taxes, drugs or terrorism, you are guilty until proven innocent. Where are the Ben Franklin dressed Teapartiers? Why aren't they out there preaching their message about freedom over this erosion of our liberties? Or it folks are so afraid on being on the side of a consumer of child porn that they won't dare say anything?

      Here it is folks the slippery slope and it's happening.

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    9. Re:with no warrant by jamesh · · Score: 1

      a cop kicks a door in and finds pot.

      Cop to judge: "I did it as a private citizen!"

      Judge: "Ok then. This is admissible."

      And then the cop goes to jail for kicking the door in, since a private citizen isn't allowed to do that (in most cases the cop isn't either, admittedly).

      The fact that the "private citizen" cop might be in the shit for kicking the door down may or may not have any bearing on whether the evidence is inadmissible though.

      I wonder what would happen if the cops kicked down the wrong door (eg the house next door to the one they had the warrant for) by "mistake" and found something that shouldn't be...

    10. Re:with no warrant by sjames · · Score: 1

      The key here is that the father didn't do anything out of line for a private citizen (and concerned dad) until after he got the incriminating report from the spyware.

      The sort of thing you mention really is a problem. A private citizen kicking in the door is committing a home invasion. IMHO, a cop getting shot in a no-knock raid should never result in charges filed against the shooter and the police should not be allowed to shoot back unless/until they make clear that they are police and the homeowner opens fire AGAIN. (Yes, in other words, they shouldn't do no-knock raids at all).

    11. Re:with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIP: Any rant (that is, NOT a sales pitch) including some variant on the phrase "Here it is folks" is going to be ignored by the vast majority of any significant audience. This is because the vast majority of the time it's used as a hook, the rant is full of enough problems so as to be safely ignored anyway.

      NOTE: Just because "the vast majority of the time" isn't "every time" does NOT mean that you're suddenly a prophet if one of the last ten thousand paranoid rants you came up with comes true.

    12. Re:with no warrant by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      What's the "legal grey area" answer for installing malware on someone else's machine?

      There is none, installing software on a school-provided laptop is legal. At most it is breach of contract if the school has a policy against it, but that is a civil matter.

      As I understood it, spyware is not software in a legal sense.

      Oblig: IANAL.

      If there was intent to damage or to spy on someone other than the child, that would be a different matter.

      Intent hasn't been a requirement for a conviction in the US for some time now. Just ask the thousands of people who have been convicted of 'resisting arrest' as a sole charge.

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    13. Re:with no warrant by wilson_c · · Score: 1

      No, this is more like a cop walking by your door and happens to see you taking a bong hit when someone opens it. At that point, no warrant is necessary because he's directly witnessed the act. This isn't a slippery slope (a term which is given to a type of fallacious argument, by the way, not valid ones) it has always been the interpretation of the law.

    14. Re:with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn, I so want to reply to you sarcastically but I know you're trolling and I don't want to play your game. So I'll go for the Informative rather than the Funny response:

      "Right. Because normal citizens can go around kicking doors down."

    15. Re:with no warrant by tftp · · Score: 1

      What's the "legal grey area" answer for installing malware on someone else's machine?

      1) This spyware is not malware because it is not distributed against the law or explicitly to violate the law. A screwdriver can be used to break into a house, but most uses of a screwdriver are perfectly legal.

      2) There is a well understood need (and a duty) of a parent to be aware of their kid's activities. While some may oppose the surveillance of this type, it is not illegal, and it is a well defined tool of a parent. No court would ever hold it against the dad.

      3) The right of that surveillance may have been affected by the physical inability to install. However the school laptop was not locked down to prevent installations. Any reasonable person would assume that the school has no objection to installations of software. If they had, they'd make it impossible.

      4) The parent did his part in trying to remove the software prior to the return of the laptop. As matter of fact, he did more than he was expected to do - he went to the computer service shop and asked them to remove the software. Past that point the continued existence of the software is not his fault.

      5) The school should have reimaged the laptop as soon as it landed on their bench. They would have done that too; but the school official decided to keep the laptop for his personal needs, so it was never reimaged. Bad choice. The laptop is a government's property and a very fair game for a government's investigator.

    16. Re:with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't think so. If a kid were being raped in a classroom, would the cops need probably cause or the rapist permission to enter?

      If the officer has any (reasonable) reason to suspect there's a crime being commuted than the officer has probable cause.

      Otherwise, yes the officer needs the consent of the principal of the school to enter school grounds, or to open any secured doors once admitted to the school grounds.

      What's actually prohibited is the police deciding to do a "rape search" juts because it's been a while since they caught any rapists, and they feel like kicking down some doors. Even then they can still do the search, they just need to get the principal's permission.

    17. Re:with no warrant by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether the dad acted illegally or not, the evidence will be admissible. The two crimes are not explicitly related. If I break into someone's house and discover a murder in progress, I can still testify as a witness to the murder.

    18. Re:with no warrant by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1
      Mostly agree, with one exception:

      4) The parent did his part in trying to remove the software prior to the return of the laptop. As matter of fact, he did more than he was expected to do - he went to the computer service shop and asked them to remove the software. Past that point the continued existence of the software is not his fault.

      The fact that he continued to monitor the account, and subsequently took action based on the information he received on said account without notifying the school, indicates to me that the parent failed due diligence when it came to removing the offending program.

      Plus, I don't buy the whole "oops, I was accidentally spying on you" line.

      Not from an American LEO, anyway.

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    19. Re:with no warrant by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether the dad acted illegally or not, the evidence will be admissible. The two crimes are not explicitly related. If I break into someone's house and discover a murder in progress, I can still testify as a witness to the murder.

      As long as he did it as a private citizen, I would agree.

      The point at which he began "flashing his FBI credentials," per TFA, is when he crossed the line, IMO.

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    20. Re:with no warrant by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      John Lennon wrote a message for you. It will be alright, and if your lucky you may one day find you have a bunch of grandkids to lose.

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    21. Re:with no warrant by pbjones · · Score: 1

      collecting unattributable metadata may be legal, it would be no different to checking system logs on a linux/unix machine. Building a case that links the principal to the 'browsing' would require a bit of work and I guess a warrant, unless he confessed when presented with some 'evidence'. Sounds like a concocted story to me. I mean, why would the principle use the only laptop with 'spyware' on it? surely a school has more than one laptop? oops, I forgot, it's the USA.

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    22. Re:with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wonder if the fbi agent can go to the strip club as a citizen? let's ask his human resources department.

    23. Re:with no warrant by tftp · · Score: 1

      the parent failed due diligence when it came to removing the offending program.

      Did he even have a duty to remove that program? I would think not; the most one can expect is to have the school laptop returned in one piece. If I were the school tech I wouldn't even attempt to start it - the HDD would be pulled out and inserted into the reimaging setup.

      But let's assume for a moment that he did have such a duty. The next question is, did he do a reasonable effort? For example, you notice that brakes in your car are not good anymore. You go to the dealership. They fiddle with the car for a while, then return it, take your money and say that the car is done. On your way home the brakes fail and you kill a pedestrian. Are you guilty of driving a defective car? No, because you did all that you were expected to do - you hired a licensed professional to make sure that your car is good to go. They failed. You did not. You are not expected to fix your car; it's not even possible these days without a massive expense.

      In this case the FBI dad hired a computer expert to do the work. The expert failed and the software was not uninstalled. If the expert failed, how could one expect a non-expert to be successful here? Note that the town in question is very small and remote, and probably that "expert" is not of a high caliber.

      To summarize: the dad did not have to uninstall anything; and though he tried, he was not entirely successful. None of that is a crime. The principal took a public computer and instead of sending it in to the tech for reimaging he used it for his naughty browsing - and got exposed. Well, don't be stupid. Don't do illegal things on public computers to begin with, and don't do illegal things on computers that you are not sure about - they could have all kinds of software on them. In this case that's exactly what happened.

      Plus, I don't buy the whole "oops, I was accidentally spying on you" line.

      Perhaps you'd be not entirely wrong if you are a nice looking woman who talks about her male neighbor who is a police officer. But in this case why would a LEO care about spying upon someone unknown to him who would be the next kid to use the laptop? Why would that LEO be sure that the laptop wouldn't be reimaged by the school? What would he have to gain? As far as I can see, the LEO dad gained nothing but more work, loss of a friend, and a likely internal investigation into his activities.

    24. Re:with no warrant by MacDork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Installing software to monitor his kid's activities is something perfectly legal and well within the realm of what a private citizen might be expected to do.

      If the principal had installed spyware, that would be a problem. Oh, but it's a private citizen installing spyware on someone elses hardware... oh wait, that's definitely not cool either.

      It seems the only reason this parent isn't getting a visit from the FBI is because he *is* the FBI. If the guy is installing spyware, he could have remotely installed the porn. The spyware itself could have been the delivery mechanism for all sorts of nasty stuff. He certainly had the means, all he would need is a motive. How do we know the guy didn't have a personal vendetta with the principal? But it doesn't matter... because the principal has already been ruined. Yaaaay! Let's all burn another witch!!

    25. Re:with no warrant by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Under the terms of use from the school, he/his kid were allowed to install software on the laptop. The only reason they didn't get to keep the laptop permanently is because they were moving prior to the kid's graduation.

    26. Re:with no warrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting the FBI parent is himself a pedo. He left the spyware on intentionally in the hope that the laptop would be re-issued to another kid at the school.

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  14. can't wipe a disk? by Sebastopol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FBI agents AND a computer repair shop couldn't wipe a disk?

    Not buying it.

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    1. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Ixokai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not all FBI agents are computer wizzes. TFA said that the office he was in had no computer crimes unit which is where the computer wizzes congregate.

      And it surprises you that a computer repair shop might not actually do what they say they are going to? Really?

    2. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all FBI agents are computer wizzes. TFA said that the office he was in had no computer crimes unit which is where the computer wizzes congregate.

      Congregate? We're talking about a disk wipe here. The only place they needed to "congregate" to find a tool to do that is the 6th-grade playground.

      Clearly the FBI standards of hire need to be raised if they think they need a goddamn computer "wizz" to do that.

    3. Re:can't wipe a disk? by gman003 · · Score: 2

      Could be that the spyware is really, really well-designed. Some sort of boot sector thing, perhaps?

      If the spyware was designed to be difficult to remove, and nobody was looking for it, it wouldn't be surprising that it survived something that removes most software.

    4. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Vicarius · · Score: 1

      The guy who failed to wipe the computer probably got a new promotion, precisely because of his highly valuable skill of not being able to wipe a computer while saying he did it.

    5. Re:can't wipe a disk? by alen · · Score: 1

      i've read most of the agents are lawyers, accountants or something similar

    6. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the crimes they take care of on a day to day basis are financial in nature, so they have GOBS of accountants.

    7. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be surprised if they couldn't fire a gun or run X-miles under a certain time. Being a computer tech? Do you expect your company's art/ sales/ legal dept to be tech wizards?
      Although I suppose it's a positive thing if mass culture thinks the FBI is good at *everything*, and thus something to be feared. CSI-style.

      I bet they're awesome at photography too.

    8. Re:can't wipe a disk? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      FBI agents AND a computer repair shop couldn't wipe a disk?

      Not buying it.

      Not buying what? That disk, I hope, for your sake. :) /humor

    9. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      my gym had a tactical training session for the local FBI office. 17 agents showed up, they were all ex military non-officers.

      small sample size, yes, but something to consider.

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    10. Re:can't wipe a disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely the 'repair shop' guys charged to wipe the drive when all they did was delete the user profiles and sysprep (which does not uninstall apps installed in the OS) or something similar like running their standard clean-up app and made it look like they had done a 2-3hour job when they just did 10mins of work and charged for more.

      Remember reading something a while back about best-buy techs scanning users' drives for porn/games and storing them, same kind of guys probably running that place.

  15. Shameless plug for eBlaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SlashCash effect, buy stock in eBlaster before the commerce server melts.

  16. Not quite by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I am no lawyer so perhaps one could feel free to reply.

    Here is what I understand?

    First, if you had no real expectation of privacy whatsoever we would not have click-thru agreements and signed paperwork by HR giving our rights away as a condition of employment.

    Second, judges throw out such claims in court all the time. The evidence should not have been permisable as the agent should be the one in trouble here for interfering with school property. If any evidence was obtained illegally then it needs to be thrown out.

    Third, how do you know the FBI agent wasn't an agent? There are overtime lawsuits going on where doing paperwork at home or just checking email constitutes as work and the lawyers are drooling at this with overtime lawsuits. You can't prove otherwise.

    1. Re:Not quite by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Second, judges throw out such claims in court all the time. The evidence should not have been permisable as the agent should be the one in trouble here for interfering with school property. If any evidence was obtained illegally then it needs to be thrown out.

      Yeah, but... child porn! It's for the children!

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    2. Re:Not quite by Vicarius · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to be a judge that sided with an accused child porn user? That will ruin your career no matter who is right or wrong.

    3. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really want to be a judge that sided with an accused child porn user? That will ruin your career no matter who is right or wrong.

      That is part of the problem. I need more information about the case.

      If the FBI agent was just a private citizen what he could do is then use this information to then ask the judge for a search warrant. Only then prosecute so it could be kosher as I accidently found these etc. However, if he didn't do that then most likely an appeals court would throw it out.

      If this is recorded as actually ok then I fear what will happen next as every agent will simply do whatever he or she wants then cite this case saying I just acted as a private citizen. Just make sure it is done at 5:01 pm etc. Where do you draw the line?

    4. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you're a judge who decides cases based upon what is popular, rather than upon what the law states, you shouldn't be a judge. Just my $0.02.

    5. Re:Not quite by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I know it's unusual for a slashdotter to RTFA, but it will answer all your questions... actually, it was the judge who answered the questions and the FA reported the answers.

  17. Now that's what I call... by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    *puts on sunglasses* ... a cold dish.

    1. Re:Now that's what I call... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

    2. Re:Now that's what I call... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      Don't you mean,

      yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAA!!!!!

      ?

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  18. My mind is melting. by Sydin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day. Even so, the story makes no sense. The FBI doesn't know how to remove Spyware? Any technician worth their salt would run DBAN and that would be the end of it. Yet the FBI went though what sounds like a two step process to wipe this thing, yet failed? I'm not buying it. At the same time though, I have no idea why this guy would have any reason to suspect that the principle would immediately start using his son's laptop upon return, nor any reason to think he was looking at child porn. This story is such a hodgepodge of plausible and impossible... I need a freaking drink.

    1. Re:My mind is melting. by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we're talking about the FBI in Saipan, the U.S. territory of the Northern Mariana Islands. no surprise they wouldn't be cyber experts nor have one, and that the parent would just take a school's laptop to a computer shop for a wipe before returning it to school. not a government computer, not U.S. government concern.

    2. Re:My mind is melting. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day.

      But the real question is... are you super mega anti-child porn?

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    3. Re:My mind is melting. by Ixokai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The FBI" is not a monolithic thing.

      He didn't take it to an FBI technician-- if he did, it'd probably have been cleaned up tight and fast. He took it into his office, where TFA says *they don't have cyber guys*. I.e., he's in some dingy little office without a cyber crimes unit. This doesn't sound implausible at all, the guy's in an FBI office across the Pacific in a US territory, not in Los Angeles.

      Then he took it in to a local computer repair shop, and it doesn't at all sound implausible to me that they might have fibbed on just what they did. Instead of re-imagining it, they may have just done a quick scrub of the user settings.

      "The FBI" didn't go through a two step process. A guy who is also an FBI agent went through a two step process. Not everything an FBI agent does is with the full force and resources of The FBI.

    4. Re:My mind is melting. by SJHillman · · Score: 2

      By your logic, every single nurse where I work should be an IT expert just because we also have an IT department. Oh wait, while they might talk to other nurses in their department about a non-work computer they probably won't bring it to the IT department to look at? How bout that, not everyone in an organization with an IT department happens to work in the IT department.

    5. Re:My mind is melting. by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day. Even so, the story makes no sense. The FBI doesn't know how to remove Spyware? Any technician worth their salt would run DBAN and that would be the end of it.

      The current version of DBAN does not wipe the host protected area (HPA) of a hard drive and that is a perfect spot for spyware to hide.

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    6. Re:My mind is melting. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      So it doesn't actually do the job better than "wipe" or half a dozen other ways to do it on clonezilla, knoppix etc? Oh well, those guys above who called us linux using folks newbies for never hearing of DBAN appear to owe a few people apologies.

    7. Re:My mind is melting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day.

      But...

      The report revealed Internet searches for child pornography and visits to sexually explicit websites, including a few that featured young Asian girls having sex with older men.

      They didn't catch the dirty old men having sex with Asian girls.... I doubt they care either.

    8. Re:My mind is melting. by kenorland · · Score: 1

      I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day.

      Production of child pornography should obviously be illegal because it clearly harms the children involved. And distribution of illegally produced material should also be illegal.

      But it is not reasonable to throw people in jail merely for web searches. Some people who search for child pornography do so because they watch it, and some people who watch child pornography go on to harm children. But making such reasoning the basis of law is a bad legal principle.

    9. Re:My mind is melting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't lie: any day one of these child porn scumbags is caught is a good day. Even so, the story makes no sense. The FBI doesn't know how to remove Spyware? Any technician worth their salt would run DBAN and that would be the end of it. Yet the FBI went though what sounds like a two step process to wipe this thing, yet failed? I'm not buying it. At the same time though, I have no idea why this guy would have any reason to suspect that the principle would immediately start using his son's laptop upon return, nor any reason to think he was looking at child porn. This story is such a hodgepodge of plausible and impossible... I need a freaking drink.

      Indeed.

    10. Re:My mind is melting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Production of child pornography should obviously be illegal because it clearly harms the children involved.

      That's actually not necessarily true.

      And distribution of illegally produced material should also be illegal.

      Ah, so you're pro-censorship; fantastic. The first one was fine, but this one is simply insane to any individuals who hates censorship.

  19. hmmmm by TheCarp · · Score: 2

    > by having FBI agents scrub the computer and by taking it
    > to a computer repair shop to be re-imaged.

    wow..... um.... I am really curious as to how it did this. Something smells fishy. I can understand it surviving a "scrub", since anyone who does systems work should know that there are many places in a modern os to hide, and unless you know exactly what it does and how it hides, its impossible to say for sure a system has been cleaned.

    However, the pc shop? maybe they didn't really "re-image" it, but instead did their own quick "scrub" and ran something like sysprep?

    Otherwise maybe they just did a reinstall from a hidden factory reinstall partition? I could see something hiding up in there but....

    I dunno, it seems like it HAS to be something along one of those lines. Aside from that...if it really was incidental...well.... accidents do happen, and sometimes they end up biting the best possible people.

    In any case, I think the circumstances do sound fishy, and in no way should what he caught excuse what he did if it wasn't accidental, so there should be serious investigation into that too....but I could see that just turning up technical incompetence rather than malfeasance....

    That is, unless it turns up fraud on the part of the PC Repair shop.... very likely they did not do the job they were paid to do.

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    1. Re:hmmmm by detritus. · · Score: 1

      Otherwise maybe they just did a reinstall from a hidden factory reinstall partition? I could see something hiding up in there but....

      I was thinking possibly along the lines of laptops with lojack embedded in the BIOS to phone home on Windows PC's. SpecterSoft is vague on the details of their tamper proof technology, but perhaps they have a partnership with Lojack to reinstall the software upon reformat? the eBlaster software is an online service that stores search activity in their "cloud". Regardless of how it got on there, I think the agent probably still had days left on his subscription and likely received an alert instantly of the activity going on.

    2. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > by having FBI agents scrub the computer and by taking it
      > to a computer repair shop to be re-imaged.

      wow..... um.... I am really curious as to how it did this. Something smells fishy. I can understand it surviving a "scrub", since anyone who does systems work should know that there are many places in a modern os to hide, and unless you know exactly what it does and how it hides, its impossible to say for sure a system has been cleaned.

      However, the pc shop? maybe they didn't really "re-image" it, but instead did their own quick "scrub" and ran something like sysprep?

      Otherwise maybe they just did a reinstall from a hidden factory reinstall partition? I could see something hiding up in there but....

      FYI: There are root-kits that are available which get planted into the BIOS and survive a "re-image"... all they require is root/admin access to the device in the first place - which the agent clearly had.

    3. Re:hmmmm by detritus. · · Score: 1

      I could also be giving SpecterSoft too much credit. SpecterSoft could possibly and simply had something embedded in the MBR and an image wasn't done, just a format, and an OS was reinstalled, or like you said, a recovery partition.

    4. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a repair shop issue. Think about it...it's not like a corporate environment where most computers already have all their drivers/installers in the image. Each machine is different, and probably requires weird (possibly unobtainable) crapware to function properly. It will take up to 2 hours to install windows (slow disk, bad drive etc) another hour or so to install basic programs. Although this can be done in parallel to maximize labor costs, it still sucks compared to sysprep.exe /oobe or whatever, from a cheap ass repair shop stand point. Do that, hit it with malware bytes and install some additional crapware...seems like it's probably what happened in fucking saipan.

  20. How to succeed as an FBI agen: a tutorial by cornholed · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Install spyware on a computer and then "scrub" such computer
    Step 2: Report activities on such computer to authorities, make sure to flash FBI card
    Step 3: Wait for reports of internet activity to come in and report anything that is morbidly fascinating; triple points for child porn
    Step 4: No evidence? Computer MIA? Get computer user to admit to wrong doing!
    Step 4: ?
    Step 5: Promotion!

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    1. Re:How to succeed as an FBI agen: a tutorial by Xeranar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dear random slashdot user,

      The government isn't out to get you. They have better things to do. This story is anecdotal and at best a good laugh since some good came from it. Please refrain from making generalized statements about things you know zero about.

      Thanks,
      People who actually have dealt with the FBI

    2. Re:How to succeed as an FBI agen: a tutorial by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Sorry but at the very first receipt of an email and the FBI agent failing to do anything about it, he from that point on committed a criminal act. That criminal act being the attacking and misuse of a computer network. He continued to steal the notebooks computer connection and resources for his own privacy invasive titillation, which he failed to report or take action to prevent.

      From the sounds of this privacy invasive freak and from his having a child, this would suggest a wife either current or past whom I would suggest have her computer checked by independent parties for privacy invasive tools.

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    3. Re:How to succeed as an FBI agen: a tutorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you. I've dealt with the FBI, too, when I hired a salesman who'd been fired from a competitor (I make industrial lubricants). The FBI decided that he had delivered our competitors' formulas, set up a sting operation, posed as customers and tried to get us to tell them that we had stolen formulas. They asked for samples of our products under false pretext and then proceeded to analyze them. I spent more than $5000 in lawyer's fees to tell them to get lost. In the end, there was nothing found because there was nothing to find. I don't trust the FBI to be anything more than government-paid crooks. So yeah, I think that they left the spywear on the computer on purpose and are lying about everything.

  21. Some Clarification by PuckSR · · Score: 5, Informative

    The "FBI" didn't wipe his computer. He simply asked his co-workers for some help. Apparently neither he nor they were particularly tech-savvy so he took it to a computer shop. He probably asked the shop owner to remove "all of my kid's games and stuff". I imagine that this spyware tries to mask itself so that kids cant just find it and uninstall it. The shop owner probably just uninstalled all of the "games and stuff" and then returned it.

    The problem is that a person who was so confused by removing software that he had to go to a "computer shop" is trying to tell you what he did. He didn't get the FBI to clean the machine, he simply asked his co-workers who didn't know either. This also happened in Saipan, not New Jersey. The FBI has a small office, not a high tech lab.

    The FBI agent screwed up by not notifying authorities immediately(he tried to solve the case himself), but he was probably concerned that the evidence wouldn't hold up in court. Lucky for everyone, the Judge seems like he was willing to stretch the letter of the law to punish a clearly guilty man.

    1. Re:Some Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure love it when people contravene the justice system to catch bad guys. It's so awesome!

  22. Unanswered related question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But one question remains unanswered: Did the father tell his son in advance about the spyware he installed on the laptop? I think it is not cool for a dad/parent to secretly spy on his kids, even if he [the dad] is a real agent.... That's just creepy and not "caring"!

    1. Re:Unanswered related question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creepy? Yes. Doing what other parents would do? Some yes, some no. Not caring? No even close..

  23. Horny Man = Horny Monkey. No difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The porn on his computer is merely evidence of one person's attractions, but its generally true about all hetero-human males. Fact is: nearly ALL adult males are attracted to females under age 18. Its a biological force that can't be stopped by the law; but it does deter men from acting on it (usually). Hook up any random adult male to a penile plesmograph and sit him down in front of a whole room of 17 year old cheerleaders wearing bikini's and playing volleyball for an hour, and I think the results will confirm this.

    1. Re:Horny Man = Horny Monkey. No difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The age of consent is usually 16, you just can't take pictures until they're older. But you can get time for looking at cartoon simpsons in porn because virtual children can still be illegal..

  24. What's worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what's worse: a father installing spyware to keep track of his kid's activities, a school principal interested in child porn, or the FBI arresting the guy for performing a search for the same. I do know one thing, though: assuming all the principal did was to search for child porn, his actions are the least contemptible of the three.

  25. Re:In anarchy this BS will not happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You'd be better off beating kids than looking at nude pics of them nowadays.

  26. What fun this kid's life must be! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the cameras in his bedroom or the GPS ankle bracelet bother him at all.

  27. Brian@eBlaster said it will not survive format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    According to "Brian", the web chat representative for the eBlaster site, the program will not survive a format/re-image.

    This means that the 'computer shop' did not actually do the job they were paid to do. This is expected because OEMs have different images for most different hardware lines, which includes all the other crap (bloatware) the OEM pre-loads on the system. Expecting a computer shop to be able to re-image is the problem. They can't unless you provide the system image from the MFG or have your own system image, or have your own software discs, licenses, etc.

    1. Re:Brian@eBlaster said it will not survive format by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      They can't unless you provide the system image from the MFG or have your own system image, or have your own software discs, licenses, etc.

      ... or they download the generic Windows ISOs from Microsoft, which can be activated with any valid key.

      That's what I do, anyway.

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    2. Re:Brian@eBlaster said it will not survive format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where is this "generic" Windows ISO downloadable from? URL please or it doesn't exist.

    3. Re:Brian@eBlaster said it will not survive format by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      I think he's probably talking about the Microsoft Technet subscription service; it costs about $200/year and has downloadable ISOs for multiple versions of their various OSes and also some application software.

    4. Re:Brian@eBlaster said it will not survive format by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Negatory - Microsoft provides "clean install" ISOs for many Windows 7 versions through their Digital River partner.

      All you (should) need is a valid product key and you're good to go.

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  28. This just in: by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All newly sold computers in the United States will actually be pre-owned by FBI agents' family members. Full story at eleven.

  29. Criminal Charges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the FBI agent that installed malicious software and then used tax payer funds to try to cover his tracks.

  30. They arrested the wrong guy by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    An FBI agent installed software on a machine on which he wasn't authorized. That's a crime. He acted as an agent when it suited him and then claimed he was acting as a civilian when that suited him.

    Knowing what assholes FBI agents can be, and how easy it is to wipe a drive if you really want to, I have to wonder if this isn't an elaborate frame job.

    Even if the principal is guilty, so is the agent. Corrupt law enforcement officers are worse than pedophiles.

    1. Re:They arrested the wrong guy by amorsen · · Score: 1

      An FBI agent installed software on a machine on which he wasn't authorized. That's a crime.

      Right, school gives your child a computer. You install Angry Birds on it. What crime is committed?

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  31. Don't jump to conclusions by Dega704 · · Score: 2

    Everyone seems to be assuming at least one of two things: 1. That the FBI is lying about not knowing how to remove software. 2. That the computer repair shop he took it to lied and didn't do the work. While both are possible, they aren't the only explanations. First of all, not every member of the FBI is an IT professional. They probably have plenty of tech-illiterate employees in their ranks. I have met a lot of people that are geniuses when it comes to their own trade but are absolutely helpless the second their PC has a problem. It isn't everyone's forte. Secondly, just because the shop he took it to failed to remove the software doesn't mean it was straight up fraud. Believe me when I say that some computer repair "professionals" really are that incompetent. My guess would be that the place was disorganized and the machine ended up in their "finished" queue without being worked on, or the tech that worked on it didn't know the difference between an actual reimage and a repair install or in-place upgrade.

    1. Re:Don't jump to conclusions by tftp · · Score: 1

      As others commented earlier in this thread, you cannot reimage a school computer without having an image that the school maintains.

      You could use DBAN; but then the computer would be dead in the water without the OS.

      You could install Windows from a standard DVD and use the license code from the sticker; or you could reinstall from the recovery partition. But that would be the factory default install, with tons of preinstalled demos and none of the school-installed applications. That would not be a very good solution; quite opposite, it would be a good case of destruction of the government property since all school software is now gone.

      The only thing the shop could do is to clean it up. Since this spyware does not show up anywhere, they didn't know about its existence. Even if they did know, they couldn't have it removed without a password - and the FBI dad either forgot it or never had it written down, or just didn't pay attention. FBI special agents are good in many aspects of criminal investigations, but very few are computer experts. Those experts are not chasing criminals in the streets, they are sitting in the labs, taking criminals' computers apart. Given that there are more computers than criminals, they have their hands full, and the FBI management will never send a good tech into the street work (even if they are competent to do that - and I'd think that none are.)

  32. Where's the beef? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Something that concerns me and is not apparent from TFA is that the only evidence that the principal was downloading child porn was the "reports" generated by the eBlaster. Without the actual laptop in to examine, surely this amounts to circumstantial evidence at best. Yes the reports bear further investigation, but why are they being treated as definitive?

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  33. FBI Agent Should Know Better by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    You would think that an FBI agent would be well-versed enough in law to know that it is a felony for a private citizen to place malicious software on someone else's property.

    Or that doing so would render any 'evidence' gathered by said illegal action inadmissable.

    I'm gonna laugh my ass off when/if the school has the agent prosecuted for illegally tampering with a secured computer system.

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  34. Are you sure? by cyberzephyr · · Score: 1

    It wasn't American Dad?

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  35. Kid to FBI Dad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were what? Logging every website I visited, reading every email, chat, an instant message I've sent or received? Well, fuck you, dad.

    1. Re:Kid to FBI Dad by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Kid, the computer is the least of your worries. You know those vaccine shots you got earlier? Actually, they were tracking chips. There are cameras and microphones throughout the house, your schoolbag, your shoes, .... That "friend" of yours--(I'll let you guess which one)--he reports to me. I also regularly send your poop in for analysis. So be good.

  36. Avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to avoid Spectorsoft is to think Russian. Use a Russian keyboard or map crylic keys

  37. Re:I disagree. Vehemently, in fact. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I assume you are in favor of limited government?

  38. The judge is even more .... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I think the judge has no clue about software or internet or computers, and should not be allowed to make decisions on this.....
    The fact that a) the supposed srub did not wipe out the app, means it is more of a virus then an app....
    2) if you have a virus on a computer, precedent was set before hand that an inviddual could not be held responsible for wwhat his pc is doing, as it is now
    possibly controlled by someone else...

    The guy's defendant was not too bright either, he did not bother to check history on this subject matter.

  39. (idle) what if it wasn't a fraudulent shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The repair shop looks incompetent or fraudulent here, and maybe they really are, but even so I can think of ways it could work out like this, without them doing anything too insane. Just some possibilities off the top of my head:

    1. They "re-imaged" from an image that had been stored on the same computer, but that image had also been infected by the spyware installation. I know I have seen Windows machines which had some kind of "restore partition" that users were expected to use, because the machine didn't come with a CDROM drive or they were too cheap to include a CD, or whatever. (For malware in general, you have to take this possibility seriously and simply can't rely on such an image. For user-purchased commercial spyware, though, I think this very unlikely.)
    2. FBI guy might have inadvertently re-installed it after he got it back from the shop. (Same as above; for malware in general this is very possible but rather unlikely in this instance.)
    3. The shop might have actually reinstalled the spyware, as part of what they thought was some kind of data restore after the wipe. On some platforms the line between applications and their data, is blurry.
    4. They might have been asked to re-image it, but didn't have the image to restore, so they didn't do it. Check your invoice: do they really explicitly claim to have done it? (Could just be a reporter error.) Then when they couldn't do that, they did their best to "clean" it, but their best wasn't good enough (almost no one's is).

    It was probably fraud, but that's boring to think about.

  40. Nothing to hide? Sure ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are all the people that say "I have nothing to hide" now?

    I don't care who you are, **everyone** has something they'd rather not have printed on the front page of the NYT.

    a) I'm usually a privacy advocate, even for unpopular things.
    b) Never mix work and personal use on a computing device.
    c) Never use work networks for personal uses.
    d) Always encrypt using strong encryption any portable computing devices. Laptops, netbooks, PDAs, smartphones, tablets, and some graphing calculators. Encrypt if there is any doubt.
    e) School devices, faculty, students, IT, and board members should have constant monitoring enabled. If this were a personally owned device, an "expectation of privacy" might occur, but I doubt current laws would protect him or anyone else.

    Part of me is pleased this person was caught over a "thought crime" regardless of how it happened. I feel dirty and conflicted over that.

  41. ToS Violation by geoffball · · Score: 1

    I wonder if by installing the software on the school's computer assigned to his son, the father was in violation of some ToS or school rule. I guess it depends on what the ToS is, but it could be technically illegal even by a private citizen. This would be not unlike installing unauthorized software on a work computer and getting canned for it. Maybe?

    1. Re:ToS Violation by tilante · · Score: 1

      I was wondering that as well. Looking through the article in more detail, though, the computer wasn't the school's either. It came from a program which gives out laptops to students for their school and personal use, and the students are allowed to keep the laptops permanently if they graduate. The only reason the laptop wound up being given back was because the father was being transferred to another state, and thus, the son wasn't going to be staying in the area the program applied to.

      The students issued the laptops are allowed to install personal software on them, and the schools are supposed to operate only as distribution/administration points - they don't own the laptops, and aren't allowed to use them for their own purposes. Thus the bit about the laptop having been stolen by the principal - he apparently didn't report its return and kept it for his own use.

      It doesn't seem unreasonable to say that since the parents still had authority over the child (he was in 7th grade, so about 12 or 13), if the child is allowed to install software on the computer, the parents are allowed as well.

  42. Where the FBI's Case Loses Traction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having read through the comments re the FBI agent father loading spyware on a school-owned computer issued to his son, I am surprised no commenter (or the judge, who had a legal obligation to) recognized this an illegal act. Legal installation of spyware on a school-owned computer would require permission from the school. Without permission the act was breaking and entering and tampering. The father, as a law enforcement professional, had reason to know his surreptitiouus installation of spyware was criminal.

    The case is a poisoned-fruit case. The correct defense is to allege the father FBI agent's crime and charge the FBI with condoning and attempting to profit from his criminal activity.

  43. Eblaster by hodet · · Score: 1

    What kind of idiot parent would resort to using Eblaster to spy on their own kids. This software is creepy, period. Christ allmighty parents like this dad make me sick to my stomach.

  44. FBI Dad by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    *ahem* {best Patrick Stewart voice} "Agent Smith! I want to to take the afternoon off and do a favour for me - you see anything you do on a computer at home doesn't really count as FBI'ing!"

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  45. Re:I disagree. Vehemently, in fact. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That or he is in favor of staffing the FBI with only sysadmins.

  46. Thanks Clara! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need more people like you who read, think and make sense.

    Keep up the good fight.

  47. Calling all private citizens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uncle sam needs you ...

  48. Insight by Foolhardly · · Score: 1

    More than anything this may provide insight into the FBI's mentality... spy on your kids, spy on other people's kids, spy on everyone.

    You can always make up excuses later.

  49. What a crock by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If the FBI is that incompetent on such a simple operation they shouldn't be trusted to do anything.. and every case they are involved in should be tossed out of court.

    Sure, what the Principal was doing is wrong, but that doesn't mean the FBI should also do wrong, then make excuses afterward to cover their butts.

    Besides, the FBI agent should be in jail for installing spyware on what was in effect a public owned computer. It wasn't his.

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  50. the kids get to keep the laptops at the end of sch by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    the kids get to keep the laptops at the end of school so maybe they do get to install there own app's on it. They where retuning it the FBI dad was moved to a other city.

  51. best buy don't even hire real techs sales over by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    best buy don't even hire real techs they want people who can sell over people who know what they are doing.

  52. FBI, bringing silly voodoo since the polygraph by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I'd say the FBI used their full "scientific" technique of wrapping it up in a polygraph while chanting and shaking chicken bones.
    You'd better watch out America. Your self appointed morality police that just took out the head of the CIA are very strange puppies themselves at times.

  53. Breach of chattel and miss use of public property? by mstrcat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is the FBI agent not guilty of the following? 1) Breach of chattel -> spy ware program on laptop belonging to the public 2) Wire tap violations -> electronically monitoring communications of another citizen 3) Unlawful access to computer services/devices to which he had no legal right to. 4) Vandalism of public property 5) Wire fraud I don't care what the guy found, he broke the law doing it. Not only should any information collected be tossed out, he needs to be prosecuted. Further more, I'm really sick of hearing judges weasel out of upholding my 4th amendment rights. I'm almost as angry with the spineless judge as I am at the FBI guy for his role in this.He needs to do about a year in prison.

  54. Gullible much? by Arker · · Score: 1

    Hypothesis 1: The makers of eBlaster, some niche-market nannyware/spyware, went to the time and trouble to develop not just a way to infect the bios or firmware on one particular job, but across a very wide array of pc hardware.

    Hypothesis 2: The computer shop agreed to do a system restore but actually performed a system refresh, saving them significant time on the service and producing an effect that in normal situation would be indistinguishable, at least to most of their customers eyes.

    Which one is more likely, hmm?

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  55. Re:I disagree. Vehemently, in fact. by Xeranar · · Score: 1

    You disqualified anything you are about to say by calling the USA a police state. It's a monitored state at best but our crime rate proves it is anything but a police state. We still have serious unsolved rates and almost no political assassinations. So what you think is fringe to reality.

  56. Kiddie porn freak uses Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huge surprise.

  57. install eblaster then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    download Tor hop over to opva download all the r@ygold, hussyfan, babyshivid, kingpass you want...

    wipe down the laptop and stick it in the mexican janitors school closet behind some windex...

    return to fap as needed...

    when Juan gets busted hire new illegal, rinse and repeat.

  58. that kiding by frankfan886 · · Score: 1

    In an open letter to HP’s Board of Directors, Lynch wrote that he rejected “all allegations of impropriety,” and that Autonomy’s finances prior to the acquisition “were handled in accordance with applicable regulations and accounting practices.” He then asked HP for “the interim report and any other documents which you say you have provided to the SEC and the SFO so that I can answer whatever is alleged which ischristianlouboutinshoesbusiness.com for us and great

  59. Raise the BS flag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FBI Dad had beef with the Principal. This was never about monitoring his child. It was about finding something the Principal. The old "while I was monitoring my childs Internet usage, I stumbled on _________" tactic.

  60. Re:I disagree. Vehemently, in fact. by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

    or simply requiring some basic training in computers, think how much different life would be if people actually had clue how to use their white metal box as something more than foot stool/ solitare deck

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  61. Parenting & the ethics of the FBI by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    Unbeknownst to his son, the program captured his website visits, his keystrokes, and every email, chat, and instant message he sent and received. This was all delivered up to his dad in emails, while giving the monitored person no hint that it was doing so.

    I find it disturbing that any parent would want not only to monitor their child so closely. This guy wants to read every email, chat, and instant message his 12/13 year old boy sent and received. Secretly.

    That is extremely strange behaviour. Its creepy. Also, I consider parenting to be about preparing kids for adult life.

    This isn't even some ignoramus, but an FBI agent. A professional in an organisation with elevated privilege, control over others and heavily involved with surveillance, and therefore has a very strong ethics requirement. I would hope he will have been trained and tested to think about ethics in similar matters.

    Perhaps there are exceptional circumstances rendering the surveillance appropriate, but if so it seems remiss that there is no hint of any in the article. The dad investigating unofficially yet flashing his FBI badge does not bode well.

    1. Re:Parenting & the ethics of the FBI by wkearney99 · · Score: 0

      Your grasp of parenting is apparently as weak as your understanding of how a large organization works. And if that child goes to work in the typical business environment they're just as likely to have their work network usage just as closely monitored.

      The FBI isn't just "one thing". It's a collection of the people that work for it. As a result you're going to find just as many, if not more, variations of skills and incompetence.

    2. Re:Parenting & the ethics of the FBI by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      There is a very large percent of our population that would love to be able to spy on everything that everybody does around them. Yes, it is disturbing, but no, it is not rare. See great wall of china to see this occurring at a country wide scale.

      It seems to be more of a case that a surveillance program reported back when it no longer should have, and that when it did it showed that a crime was talking place. In theory, the guy should have made a case then with the proper channels (it's very likely that he would have been given permission, since it's a child porn case). Likely, he was worried that something his kid had done on his computer might have been involved and he wanted to 'destroy' the evidence. Instead he found the principal was committing crimes.

  62. Re:Breach of chattel and miss use of public proper by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    1.) The student is free to install software on the laptop. If they graduate the laptop becomes the students.
    2.) The FBI agent took the laptop to the shop to be clean up, aka, due diligence. He thought the software was gone.
    3.) See 1 and 2.
    4.) See 1 and 2.
    5.) See 2. The agents expectations are that he would never hear from the software again. In most cases he would not have, either the shop or the school would have correctly re-imaged it this would not have occurred.

    It was only because the principal 'stole' the laptop (it was returned because the student moved), instead of turning it over the tech department, that this situation occurred. The FBI agent 'expected' to never hear from the computer again. When he did, and it was apparent that it was being used in a crime, he was obligated to investigate. There are questions like, did the first report he received show evidence of a crime?, if so then I totally understand the judges position. This would have been dumb luck from a series of coincidences.

    Also, the computer was remanded to a public school and not a private individual. It could be assumed that when the computer started communicating again that it was doing so from the public school system or in its employ. We already know that public school have (suffer from) a lower bar of privacy, aka, your lockers and bags can be searched without a warrant. The school laptop already had a lower expectation of 4th amendment rights, even if this case was by accident.

  63. Looks framed to me by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Looks like a framing to me.

    I'm supposed to believe that the FBI and an IT shop don't know how to clean BIOS persistent spyware and that there is no motive from the agent to change the principle at his kids school.

    Of course there's nothing conclusive here but I would have thrown it out of court straight away because of the circumstances.

  64. Don't buy a WORD of what the FBI guy says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like entrapment at a minimum since he installed spyware on a system without a warrant, and without any reason to suspect anyone. For all anyone knows it was malware set up to visit sites and send messages to him. Heck, if I have access to your system for a few minutes I can OWN your a** and have your system send porn to entire grade-school classes... There is a reason for the Constitution - although this administration and it's cronies see it as a major imposition...

  65. Child Pornography by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    My disclaimer. I am not a pervert. I am a grandfather.

    I have often thought of why leaders in children's camps, sports organizations, schools, and even religious institutions give rise to acquiring child pornography. This is my theory. In dealing with children, it becomes an obsession. You love your work, and you want to do your best for the kids under your belt. But this safe honest love for the kids generates a need for the individual to protect himself from doing harm to the kids, So, he seeks out the childporn, perhaps as a curiosity to see what attracts people to download and view it, or, for personal gratification. I bet dollars to doughnuts, that the children are safer because the individual possessed the porn, and probably relieved him/her self. than took that next step.

    The evil side of child porn is that a child or group of children are exploited. The child is injured for life. Taking the videos or pictures or whatever, and photographing indecent acts should be met with the death penalty, or incarceration for life on a desert island.

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    1. Re:Child Pornography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a pedophile. Note, I didn't say child molestor, as many people seem to equate that it is the same thing. I have never offended against any child, not even hanging around them or anything. I have lots of guilt, shame and self-hatred nonetheless because I know that my fixation is a mental illness. It means I will never be attracted to an adult, essentially meaning I will never have a mate or someone to grow old with, never have kids of my own or be married.

      In my case, I acquired my sexual problem because I was in love with my best friend when we were both 12 and then he moved away and I never saw him again. This turned into a fixation on that age group, and by the time I was 18 I was self-medicating with narcotics. I was an addict for fifteen years or so, and during this time I avoided everything, and the result was that I didn't grow emotionally - I was still basically a teenager and stuck with my penchant for boys. I never gave myself a chance to outgrow it and mature. Because it's been so long that I've been stuck there, the fixation is probably permanent now. I'm recovering and growing now (not actively using drugs) and I hope maybe one day I will find myself attracted to adults, but I don't think it's going to happen now. Either way, I will never NOT be attracted to boys. I have been using child porn since I was 15 (and I'm in my mid-thirties now) and it has certainly been one of the reasons that I have been able to lead a chaste life. The other is that I'm on antidepressants and always been on narcotics, both of which utterly destroy your sex drive. Sure, I still masturbate(d), but my sex drive is/was low enough that I never really went into a state of desperation over it.

      Of course, I've been suicidal off and on for my entire adult life. I have never grown into an adult. I have no license, no work experience, don't work, have not graduated from college, no degree, no career, never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, few friends, isolated, social anxiety, avoidance personality disorder, no money, no health insurance or anything. Never lived on my own (still live with parents). just completely dependent on my parents and not able to survive on my own.

      There's no treatment. There's no group like AA (for us to meet and learn how to live with what we have, how to cope with it; the opposite of NAMBLA). You can't just tell a therapist or psychiatrist 'Oh btw, I'm a pedophile.' You can't just tell your friends, your parents, or anything. There's no support, there's no options for a recovery. There's no treatment. You are just fucked. It's a huge, gaping wound that you live with your entire life. You learn to just live with the daily agony and pain resulting from such a psychologically traumatic problem. It screws up your relationships. It's very depressing. I deserve a throat-slashing like a poor kid deserves presents for christmas. I wouldn't ever do anything to a boy because I would probably kill myself if I did.

      I wish my life was over. That said, I am growing, painful as it may be. I've been finding ways to contribute back to society and ways to be constructive and help people. I donate my time and volunteer and things like that (NOT with children, obviously). I avoid boys like they are the 'enemy.' If people knew I was a pedophile they would all hate me and wish I was tortured, my balls cut off, beaten, starved, waterboarded, hanged, drawn and quartered - whatever would be the most extensively painful way to slowly die. It's tough knowing how all of society wishes I was dead. Well, almost all of them.

      Most of the time I feel like I'm not a person.

    2. Re:Child Pornography by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      I am a pedophile. Note, I didn't say child molestor, as many people seem to equate that it is the same thing. I have never offended against any child, not even hanging around them or anything. I have lots of guilt, shame and self-hatred nonetheless because I know that my fixation is a mental illness. It means I will never be attracted to an adult, essentially meaning I will never have a mate or someone to grow old with, never have kids of my own or be married.

      In my case, I acquired my sexual problem because I was in love with my best friend when we were both 12 and then he moved away and I never saw him again. This turned into a fixation on that age group, and by the time I was 18 I was self-medicating with narcotics. I was an addict for fifteen years or so, and during this time I avoided everything, and the result was that I didn't grow emotionally - I was still basically a teenager and stuck with my penchant for boys. I never gave myself a chance to outgrow it and mature. Because it's been so long that I've been stuck there, the fixation is probably permanent now. I'm recovering and growing now (not actively using drugs) and I hope maybe one day I will find myself attracted to adults, but I don't think it's going to happen now. Either way, I will never NOT be attracted to boys. I have been using child porn since I was 15 (and I'm in my mid-thirties now) and it has certainly been one of the reasons that I have been able to lead a chaste life. The other is that I'm on antidepressants and always been on narcotics, both of which utterly destroy your sex drive. Sure, I still masturbate(d), but my sex drive is/was low enough that I never really went into a state of desperation over it.

      Of course, I've been suicidal off and on for my entire adult life. I have never grown into an adult. I have no license, no work experience, don't work, have not graduated from college, no degree, no career, never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, few friends, isolated, social anxiety, avoidance personality disorder, no money, no health insurance or anything. Never lived on my own (still live with parents). just completely dependent on my parents and not able to survive on my own.

      There's no treatment. There's no group like AA (for us to meet and learn how to live with what we have, how to cope with it; the opposite of NAMBLA). You can't just tell a therapist or psychiatrist 'Oh btw, I'm a pedophile.' You can't just tell your friends, your parents, or anything. There's no support, there's no options for a recovery. There's no treatment. You are just fucked. It's a huge, gaping wound that you live with your entire life. You learn to just live with the daily agony and pain resulting from such a psychologically traumatic problem. It screws up your relationships. It's very depressing. I deserve a throat-slashing like a poor kid deserves presents for christmas. I wouldn't ever do anything to a boy because I would probably kill myself if I did.

      I wish my life was over. That said, I am growing, painful as it may be. I've been finding ways to contribute back to society and ways to be constructive and help people. I donate my time and volunteer and things like that (NOT with children, obviously). I avoid boys like they are the 'enemy.' If people knew I was a pedophile they would all hate me and wish I was tortured, my balls cut off, beaten, starved, waterboarded, hanged, drawn and quartered - whatever would be the most extensively painful way to slowly die. It's tough knowing how all of society wishes I was dead. Well, almost all of them.

      Most of the time I feel like I'm not a person.

      Dear anonomyous
      Your autobiography fills me with sadness. My wishes are for you to not consider life termination. Your writing is a tragic situation which has gotten the better of you. I am not at all a medical person, but a mathematician, software engineer, with lots of empathy. I guess I try to understand things in a different way than the binary situation of Yes you are or No you are not. I have no

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      Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    3. Re:Child Pornography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it might be too late for you to see this. just wanted to let you know I did read this. thank you. I will look into it.

  66. why doesn't this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make me feel better?