Slashdot Mirror


User: Rosco+P.+Coltrane

Rosco+P.+Coltrane's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
3,888
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 3,888

  1. Re:"creative people"? on Video Game Actors Say They Don't Get Their Due · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Hollick's union wanted to play silly buggers, someone would have to explain to me why I would want to employ a union actor.

    Successful unions usually do all they can to ensure everybody in their fields joins them, and those who don't get no work. I deal with unions all the time and often they are worse than the mafia. In many places, you can't hold a job for long or get promoted if you don't join the union and obey.

    In short: if a video game actor's union is created, you quickly won't be able to employ a non-union actor at all.

  2. In other news on Video Game Actors Say They Don't Get Their Due · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fat short italian plumber dresses in red and stages protest in front of Nintendo office in Rome to claim unpaid billions.

  3. "Prequels" not good? on The Secret History of Star Wars · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why were the prequels so uneven when the originals were so good?

    because those prequels are actually sequels. You know, they were actually made *after* the originals. Like all sequels, they are attempts to milk the cash cow created by the original franchise, i.e. ensure money will be made on the sequels just by vertue of the movie's name. And in many cases, the moviemaker thinks the name alone is enough, and forgets to make the sequel original or exciting because he has cold feets he didn't have when he made the first incarnation.

    Examples of good movies with bad sequels:

    Matrix
    Rambo
    Rocky ... shall I go on? you know them.

  4. FRANK@SHOEMAKER@WOULD@CALL@THIS@NOISE on Breaking the Fermilab Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is by far the most convoluted way of getting someone's email adress spammed.

  5. Re:Are there ways around it? on Online Quiz As a Gateway to P2P · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah but then those students would upload the script on P2P to give to their friends, but the friends need the script to access P2P, which contains the script needed to access P2P, which is needed to access P2P...

    I'm so confused now...

  6. What a lost opportunity on Online Quiz As a Gateway to P2P · · Score: 5, Insightful

    all on-campus users at Missouri S&T have to pass an online quiz on copyright infringement

    If I headed this university, I'd make my students take quizzes on math, chemistry, physics and whatever else the university teaches, to get access to P2P. I mean, if they want their music bad enough, they'd have a great incentive to do well at school.

    But quizzes on copyright infringement? talk about brainwashing. As if they had nothing more productive to cram their brains with. Sheesh... On top of it, it's a trap: if a student is caught downloading illegal material, he can't claim ignorance.

    All in all, a rotten idea that could have been a great one. You can feel the twisted minds of **AA execs behind this sorry scheme...

  7. Re:Good article and GREAT PICTURES of the Phoenix on NASA Phoenix Mission Ready For Mars Landing · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't seem to find the artist's view of the failed mission, with the Phoenix lander splattered all over the place and bits falling back down on Spirit and Opportunity...

  8. whose grandma ? on NASA Phoenix Mission Ready For Mars Landing · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is not a trip to grandma's house

    You've never met my grandma. As a kid, going there felt like a 25,000 mph trip, and there are still skidmarks from my shoes trying wildy to decelerate while my parents dragged me into the house. And about half of the times they tried taking me there, it failed too...

  9. Re:Thousands of nuclear plants... on Former Crypto-Analyst Analyzes the Danger of Nuclear Weapon Stockpiles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...which are managed by a monkey and operated by people with a god complex.

    You might find this refreshing then.

    Quite frankly, I reckon even if these (carefully screened) individuals who control the nuclear arsenal were trigger-happy, they'd quickly rethink their situation when they realize they have the destiny of the world in their hands. Yes, even the chief monkey in the White House.

  10. "Next hot thing" my hiney on Is Parallelism the New New Thing? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For having been in the computer industry for too long, I reckon the "next hot thing" usually means the "latest fad" that many of the entrepreneurs involved in hope will turn into the "next get-rich-quick scheme".

    Because really, anybody believes Web-Two-Oh was anything but the regular web's natural evolution with a fancy name tacked on?

  11. Re:Open source and standards ftw! on Mozilla Opens Thunderbird Email Subsidiary · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All these stories about open source software seem to be joining in a symphony that is ringing a death knoll for MS.

    I don't mean to rain on your parade, but I've been hearing that for at least 10 years now, be it with Linux or other non-Microsoft software ventures. Truth is, Microsoft is still there and it still beats the crap out of most of its competition by virtue of its monopolies.

    I love Linux as much as the next guy, I use it professionally, but Microsoft is still the big rabid dog of a bad software company it's always been, and it won't go away anytime soon.

  12. Cry me a river on Subterranean Slashdot Email Blues · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Most days I receive about 50. When it's busy I can get well over a hundred. As everyone knows, people are precisely 500% more rude and angry online than they are in real life.

    Only 50? people are rude in emails? I guess you've never worked as tech support for Microsoft then (or any other big outfit for that matter, but I thought I'd slip Microsoft in the post). 50 emails a day is on the low side.

  13. Re:Woo on Porn Spammers Get Five Years Each · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how bout doing something about these Viagra 79% off October emails I get?

    Are you kidding? I got a GREAT deal on that bottle of viagra. You should try it too! Sure I didn't get quite the hard-on I expected, but I got contacted by a friend of the viagra reseller, a Dr. Adewale Johnson from Lagos, who proposes to make me rich. I figure no scratch, no snatch, so I might as well go for it!

    Who said spam was bad?

  14. Re:Of course on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 1

    I have a couple of Graphoplex slide rules, a big G620 and a pocket G612. They are nice, but the plastic doesn't age very well, it has become yellow and brittle.

  15. I still use it on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 1

    Mainly to give rough answers to vaguely complex calculations, to check if this or that engineering decision is sound, or not way off the mark. For me, that's the main interest of a slide rule today: not precise answers, but quick validation of a calculation. For anything more precise, I juse my trusty HP48.

  16. Re:Why on Dutch Commission Deals Blow To Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    Because people are willing to accept a certain degree of corruption in financial transactions that they are unwilling to accept in the democratic process

    How quaint... I assume you don't live in the US right?

  17. Re:Um, WHY was the generator on the internet?!! on Staged Hack Causes Generator to Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    I'm no computer security expert but I do know of the world's most unhackable firewall -- it's called a one inch air gap. Put that gap between the network cable and the NIC and nobody is gaining access.

    Sorry, not enough. Smart hackers up the line voltage in the network cable to 20kV to cross the one inch air gap.

  18. Re:This was done long time ago on Staged Hack Causes Generator to Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Like 11 and a half years by now. Name Chernobyl rings a bell?

    Hello friend. Now don't panic, but I'm afraid I have to tell you you're stuck in the year 1997.

  19. Re:this should not be possible on Staged Hack Causes Generator to Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if only the planes during 9/11 weren't connected to a public network, like the internet... Oh, wait. They weren't.

    Yes they were. If you ever placed a 20$/min phone call from a plane, you would know.

    But I digress, telephones obviously didn't cause the planes to crash.

  20. Re:this should not be possible on Staged Hack Causes Generator to Self-Destruct · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because the automation system controlling the infrastructure is not connected to a public network, like say, the internet - right ?

    You know, the internet isn't the only network out there. The telephone system is another, with wetware acting as clients and servers. For example:

    JOE (technician): *rrring*.. hello?
    JACK (mischievous social engineer): Hey Joe, this is Terry at central control
    JOE: Hi Terry, what can I do for you?
    JACK: I need you to offset the timing on the third generator coil by 20% please.
    JOE: Uh? 20%? That sounds dangerous.
    JACK: It's urgent! the power-grid is not stable, if you don't do this, we'll have New York in the dark!
    JOE: erh.. I really need to talk to my supervisor for this. Who did you say you were?
    JACK: I've already talked to your supervisor. John's gonna be really pissed off if you don't do this!
    JOE: Well ok then. Here goes...
    **KABOOM**

    See? no need for any internet, wetware can be hacked too.

  21. Re:I don't quite get it.. on Canadian Bureaucrats Don't "Think Different" · · Score: 1

    The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. Apple is offering money, not a solution to overcrowded streets.

    I don't know what planet you live on, but most cities in the world where there are cars use parking meters to fill up their coffers. Cities that want to discourage car usage downtown either reduce the number of parking spaces, improve public transportation, use some kind of fee system to drive downtown (e.g London) or close off some street to cars, purely and simply.

  22. Re:27-4 sounds like on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 1

    Did you mean CEBEN NLEBEN?

  23. Re:correct me if I'm wrong on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I thought radiation levels around 3 Mile Island never got more than twice background? Aernt there are plenty of normal places around the word (i.e. not uranium mines/dumps) where the levels are naturally higher?

    There are plenty of places where water is naturally full of alligators, it doesn't mean it's okay or desirable to introduce crocs in places where there aren't any.

  24. Re:Why ask why? on Why Are So Many Nerds Libertarians? · · Score: 1

    Actually real nerds play youtube videos in their ascii-art-rendered X-session.

  25. First understand what you're talking about on Why Are So Many Nerds Libertarians? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why do so many nerds seem to lean toward the Libertarian end of the spectrum? As a leftist, I know [blah]

    If you're a "leftist", you're not a libertarian. Left-leaning people generally believe the state should force people to help one another despite mankind's natural egotistic tendencies, through taxes. Libertarians believe they should be free to do whatever they want provided everybody else is free as well. Not exactly the same thing eh?