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Canadian Bureaucrats Don't "Think Different"

owlgorithm writes "Apple's new store in Montreal has three parking meters on the street in front of it. The city is in the middle of a campaign to reduce downtown parking. In Apple's ever-conscientious attempt to improve design, they offered to reimburse the city for the parking meters and their revenue if the city would remove them. Answer: Non — because 'We've never done it before, so we can't.'"

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  1. You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SlAshDot Guffaw Dept.

    You know it's a Slow newsday when "We've never done it before, so we can't." by Montreal burros constitutes news because it includes Apple.

    Certainly they can't be ... nooooo ... can't be ... they're suggesting they've never accepted money to change the way something is done or not done? What next, Gérald Tremblay caught on camera stating he's giving up his Treo?

    Next up: Microsoft's Power bill - 10,000 PC's running at the same time, is Redmond driving global warming?

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    1. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by MLopat · · Score: 0

      Next up: Microsoft's Power bill - 10,000 PC's running at the same time, is Redmond driving global warming?

      You're probably off by at least a factor of 10. Last I heard there was something like 3.4 computers per employee * ~70,000 employees would be roughly 230,000 computers.
    2. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Next up: Microsoft's Power bill - 10,000 PC's running at the same time, is Redmond driving global warming?
      You're probably off by at least a factor of 10. Last I heard there was something like 3.4 computers per employee * ~70,000 employees would be roughly 230,000 computers.

      If you can back that up and submit it, I've got an invite to the firehose.

      Seriously, we're all running more power hungry computers than ever and have strips of wall-warts under our desks, there's got to be a Technology driving Global Warming story there somewhere.

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    3. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Microsoft recently powered on their 100,000th /production/ /server/. Let alone test environments, and desktops.

      Posted anonymously.

    4. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gah. Or not. Oops, oh well. :)

    5. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by terraformer · · Score: 0
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    6. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Baddas · · Score: 0

      We're also running on hydroelectric power, at least, those of us up here in the Pacific Northwest.

      So, no, it doesn't really affect global warming. Now, all those people on the east coast and socal, with their coal-fired plants, they really do.

    7. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      they're suggesting they've never accepted money to change the way something is done or not done?
      No. As I Canadian citizen, I can say with a fair amount of certainty that the only thing that's ever done in Canadian politics to change things, is to figure out a new way to tax something.
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    8. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Montreal burros"


      There are Spanish donkeys in Montreal? Do tell, I'll check next time I'm in a boro in Montreal.

    9. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by JordanL · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      they're suggesting they've never accepted money to change the way something is done or not done?
      You do realize this is Quebec we're talking about right? The province that ransomed the rest of their own country because they're selfish, whiney bastards?
    10. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So instead you're killing water flora and fauna by disturbing the natural water's flow? How can you be so insensitive?

    11. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Really? I thought there was Italian butter in Montreal.

    12. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by sh3l1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      here in the northwest yes, around 50% of the power is hydroelectric, but this is only about 25% in redmond because they are not close to any major rivers.

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    13. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by geobeck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We're also running on hydroelectric power...So, no, it doesn't really affect global warming.

      So eliminating thousands of hectares of trees doesn't affect global warming? Hydro power may not pump carbon out continuously, but it prevents it from being sequestered. And it does release carbon when all of those trees decompose when the dam is built.

      Unless you put a hydroelectric dam in the desert. That might actually create more plant habitat. But how many suitable sites are there?

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    14. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by sadr · · Score: 1

      Actually dams generally sequester a great deal of carbon under the water, when they flood out the trees. There was a great article on a new robot that can harvest the underwater forests of the world for lumber.

      Mind you, any tree doesn't really sequester carbon long term, because they WILL die, and then be burned or decompose.

      I don't see how various people justify "carbon credits" for trees unless they can guarantee (through a trust, etc.) that the land will never be de-forested again.

    15. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by sayfawa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I'm Canadian too, but I honestly can't think of how limiting campaign financing by corporations, trying to legalize marijuana, and legalizing gay marriages ever cost me money in taxes.

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    16. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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      Well I would, but...

    17. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

      Microsoft recently powered on their 100,000th /production/ /server/. Let alone test environments, and desktops.

      Right, so if you add in the test servers that makes 100004 servers total. Oh wait, it's Microsoft...100002 then.

    18. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      trying to legalize marijuana,
      Wasn't done by the politicians. It was done by the courts. At best, the politicians are trying to not look like jackasses by closing the loophole.

      legalizing gay marriages
      Also was done by the courts, rather than politicians.

      limiting campaign financing by corporations,
      Hadn't heard about this one, so I can't say one way or the other.
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    19. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by obot · · Score: 1

      The trees, indeed, will die.. ensuring natural regeneration through sustainable forest management with the help of the 'carbon incentives' may help the forest stays as carbon sink. Of course, how the incentives will really help the forest management remains in question due to lack of good forest governance in the tropical countries.

      Peat swamp is a larger carbon sink but don't get much attention.

    20. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Baddas · · Score: 1

      Deep water will sequester wood so it virtually never rots. The black sea still has intact shipwrecks from BC. If they really wanted to get rid of carbon, they'd be dumping paper poplars (incredibly fast growing) down there.

    21. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I knew it was expensive to run your infrastructure on Microsoft software, but more production servers than employees? Yikes!

      I mean, it'd be one thing if they provided services to the public. No, no, I mean stuff people used.

    22. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      Thats only proof that he (and his server) got hit by a flying chair...

    23. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      There's much to consider in changing ways to manage meters, if one company starts it, it means more paperwork = more money in the end for the city i guess.

      honestly in downtown Montreal's, if they remove the meters in front of Apple, who do you think will park there? Customers? hahaha no. It's going to be people who work either there or in some other office.

      Then you'll get Apple store calling to get the cars remove because it will say that it's their parking space bla bla bla.

      4 parking space is not going to get more customers in the shop + consider the fact that downtown Montreal as a subway that goes everywhere so who really needs to park in front?

      If they really want to park somewhere, they can go to place Ville-marie, park in the subterranean parking and buy diner and they will get free parking (unless they changed that policy, been a while i went there)

      or if you like walking, there's enough free parking around if you can manage to read the millions of sign out there.

    24. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      I think a better argument would be that it's a power grid, so anyone on the grid using power is contributing to the pollution caused by all generators on the grid. If Microsoft weren't using the hydro power, it could be used by consumers closer to fossil-fuel burners and those burners would need to burn less fuel.

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    25. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by kalaf · · Score: 1

      I think this issue is probably that:

      a) they didn't offer enough

      and

      b) they offered it to the city, not directly to the guy who can make the decision...

    26. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by bberens · · Score: 1

      Something's got to respond to all those WGA requests calling home to big brother.

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    27. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did the parent get modded "insightful"? This right-wing troll comment is about as insightful as if a left-wing troll were to post "Another perfect example of corporate America [Apple] thinking it can bully and bribe local governments."

    28. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For once I will not read all 296 answers before writing mine, so sory for the repeat. This is yesterdays new anyway.

      The story made the news here on TV. Apple says (fake numbers) "Since you make an average of 6000$ per parking meter in a year, we will pay you for all parking in the area, and remove the meters".
      This does not make sense for 2 main reasons:
      1) The city makes a lot more money with parking tickets, than your "average 8 hour a day at 2$ per hour" meter.
      2) The meters are there to insure "movement"; 5 or 10 potential customers circulate in the area for ALL stores in a wide area to profit from. Apple Free Parking would simply be filled with workers of the area parking from morning to midnight. Or should the city also pay for some sort of time limit validation system?
      3) Private parking businesses make a lot of money with parking too, mostly daily workers. As much as I hate them (they are almost criminals) this would affect their business.

      If apple wants more parking, do like other businesses, make a deal with a local private parking and validate their tickets. BTY parking ticket validation is NOT something very common here. There is a lot of free parking (pure chance to get one) and private parking makes you pay on entry, good luck to get any money back if you return before the max time.

      What they SHOULD have asked, is to ask for the meters to be replaced by "Maximum 1 hour parking" signs, like at numerous other places in the city.

    29. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Don't include me here, I run on nuclear.

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    30. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I see they've already shutdown your moodpulse site. What's next, will they come after your house too?

    31. Re:You know it's a Slow newsday when ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      If I was apple I would higher a Parking Genius to go to all the tolls withing the required distance and put quarters in them every 15 mintues/hour etc...

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  2. I don't quite get it.. by QMalcolm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. Apple is offering money, not a solution to overcrowded streets.

    1. Re:I don't quite get it.. by boobavon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you can't park there at all, that does reduce downtown parking, right?

    2. Re:I don't quite get it.. by QMalcolm · · Score: 1, Troll

      It sounds like the spots would still be there, but they'd be meter-less: which would make the spots in front of the Apple store very appealing. Might as well step in since it's right there. Whoops, you walked out with a new Macbook and an ipod nano!

    3. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Traxxas · · Score: 1

      Meters are put in high demand parking areas to increase the turnover of parking spots, thus increasing parking availability.

    4. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. If the object were to remove parked cars, a simple "no parking" sign would suffice. Or, at the extreme, the city would have refused the business permit.

      This is about bureaucracy and the groupthink that typically accompanies it. Nobody wants to be accountable and

      Besides, governments like to take money by compulsion, under threat of force. It's just not any fun when a willing party simply hands you the money.

    5. Re:I don't quite get it.. by boobavon · · Score: 5, Informative

      TFA says turn 3 meter spots into no parking zone.

    6. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Jthon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually from the article it sounds like Apple would be fine with the removal of the meters and making the spaces a no parking zone. In this case the city would receive both the revenue from the meters AND a reduction in downtown parking.

      It seems someone at the city has missed a way to make a buck, and fix their traffic problem.

    7. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      So, a corporation is offering to pay money to change the law. Hmmm. I guess it's only a by-law, nothing wrong with that, is there?

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    8. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. Apple is offering money, not a solution to overcrowded streets.

      I don't know what planet you live on, but most cities in the world where there are cars use parking meters to fill up their coffers. Cities that want to discourage car usage downtown either reduce the number of parking spaces, improve public transportation, use some kind of fee system to drive downtown (e.g London) or close off some street to cars, purely and simply.

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    9. Re:I don't quite get it.. by DangerousDriver · · Score: 2, Informative

      Parking meters are not intended to make much by way of direct revenue. It's the fines for not paying or exceeding the time which produces the bigger income.

    10. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not trying to completely eliminate downtown parking. They actually pick which parking spots are eliminated based on criteria that's a little bit better than "Apple doesn't think it's hip."

    11. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Phisbut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It seems someone at the city has missed a way to make a buck, and fix their traffic problem.

      The city didn't miss an opportunity to make money. Apple wanted to pay the equivalent of the parking fares for the next 5 years. However, the city makes way more money from parking tickets than from parking meters.

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    12. Re:I don't quite get it.. by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Meters are put in high demand parking areas to increase the turnover of parking spots, thus increasing parking availability.

      Why not just put, "Loading and unloading only: 20 minute attended parking"?

      Most larger cities designate whole blocks like that for certain areas and shops.

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    13. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Decado · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would have been much funnier if the city had agreed to remove the parking meters, taken the 35k and put 3 much larger and more obtrusive No Parking signs there instead.

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    14. Re:I don't quite get it.. by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's an interesting idea. If that's their game though, wouldn't they make more by painting the curb yellow (no parking), or making them handicapped spaces? Or how about those ridiculous signs with three different time slots + special days, describing when the meter is/isn't in effect?

    15. Re:I don't quite get it.. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Apple wanted to pay the equivalent of the parking fares for the next 5 years. However, the city makes way more money from parking tickets than from parking meters.


      If available parking is reduced, people are more likely to park in no parking zones (which is what the spots would be turned into, right?) and presumably the fines for that are higher than the fines for overstaying a meter, so its win-win (for Apple and the city government, not for people looking for legal parking spaces.)
    16. Re:I don't quite get it.. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Would have been much funnier if the city had agreed to remove the parking meters, taken the 35k and put 3 much larger and more obtrusive No Parking signs there instead. Or perhaps one of those 3-ft tall walls with the words 'NO PARKING' stencil-sprayed on it in big 18 inch letters... :)

      Oh, sorry, this is Canada..91.5 cm wall, 45.5 cm letters.

    17. Re:I don't quite get it.. by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. Apple is offering money, not a solution to overcrowded streets.

      Yeah, I don't get it either. "Since you're trying to reduce the number of parked cars, how about we help you by offering free parking!" ?!?!?!

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    18. Re:I don't quite get it.. by pnotequalsnp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Typical French Canadians or should I say Quebecois. They tried to separate, I didn't try to stop them.

      A better response to the Apple Store's request would have been "... but I am le tired".

    19. Re:I don't quite get it.. by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      At least in Spain, those zones are to be used only with the appropriate permit that indicates you work delivering stuff. For the rest of us, time limited parking meters are better.

    20. Re:I don't quite get it.. by NoStrings · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that make it a buy-law?

    21. Re:I don't quite get it.. by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      from the article:
      "The idea of parking meters, besides revenue, is to keep people from parking on the street all day. The borough could do that simply by making the three-car stretch into a No Parking zone. The city is, after all, trying to reduce the number of parking spots downtown."

      Sounds like the solution was in the article and the city isn't doing it just because they've never done it before. Sounds lame to me, since, again from the article, "The city would be spared maintenance and collection costs"

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    22. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. Apple is offering money, not a solution to overcrowded streets.

      I don't know what planet you live on, but most cities in the world where there are cars use parking meters to fill up their coffers. Cities that want to discourage car usage downtown either reduce the number of parking spaces, improve public transportation, use some kind of fee system to drive downtown (e.g London) or close off some street to cars, purely and simply.
      Exactly - if you want to get the cars off your street, you don't want to do anything that forces them to drive around endlessly trying to find a parking spot.
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    23. Re:I don't quite get it.. by nsayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, the city makes way more money from parking tickets than from parking meters. You're assuming the level of compliance with no-parking zones times the average fine for violations exceeds the level of compliance with parking meters times their average violation fine.

      This assumption may be valid, but then again, it may not.

      And I just took an LSAT sample exam, so there. :)

    24. Re:I don't quite get it.. by king-manic · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds like the spots would still be there, but they'd be meter-less: which would make the spots in front of the Apple store very appealing. Might as well step in since it's right there. Whoops, you walked out with a new Macbook and an ipod nano!

      Perhaps the first day. Then the subsequent 10 years after you go to work early to park your car there taking up the space from a potential apple customer.

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    25. Re:I don't quite get it.. by flynt · · Score: 1

      I was about to point out the exact same thing. And I took the LSAT a few years ago, you'll do fine, don't worry.

    26. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Would have been much funnier if the city had agreed to remove the parking meters, taken the 35k and put 3 much larger and more obtrusive No Parking signs there instead.

      Or perhaps one of those 3-ft tall walls with the words 'NO PARKING' stencil-sprayed on it in big 18 inch letters... :)


      Umm... Just make sure the sign is bilingual and that the French is much larger than the English words otherwise you face a fine and maybe a court date.

    27. Re:I don't quite get it.. by vux984 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I don't get it either. "Since you're trying to reduce the number of parked cars, how about we help you by offering free parking!"

      They suggested the strip be turned into a no parking zone instead, and offered them 3 years worth of revenue for the meters to do it.

      That ought to reduce the number of parked cars, non?

    28. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      At least in Spain, those zones are to be used only with the appropriate permit that indicates you work delivering stuff. For the rest of us, time limited parking meters are better. It's like that pretty much everywhere. The GP poster probably gets angry when his ticketed for parking in a loading zone, even though he doesn't drive a properly tagged/permitted commercial vehicle. I've met a number of such clueless folk.
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    29. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And such a heavy-handed measure would cause more problems than it would solve. It would needlessly cause greater aggravation for drivers looking for someplace to park, and no-parking zones don't enforce themselves.

      I would rather see a government avoid using brute force measures where gentle persuasion would suffice. Especially when the latter earns money rather than spends it on more traffic cops.

      Besides, if it were primarily about the income, the city government would have jumped at the cash offer.

    30. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got that right, with those Linux or BSD? based parking meters (no joke) that don't let you add time, just blatantly rip people off so people lose time and get parking tickets.

      What ever happened to them being networked to a website or pay via credit card via phone - anyone know? Are they still working on that?

    31. Re:I don't quite get it.. by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      no-parking zones don't enforce themselves. ...unlike parking meters?

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    32. Re:I don't quite get it.. by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting idea. If that's their game though, wouldn't they make more by painting the curb yellow (no parking), or making them handicapped spaces? Or how about those ridiculous signs with three different time slots + special days, describing when the meter is/isn't in effect? Yeah I have to say the Montreal parking signs are complex, and not just because I'm a monolingual American.
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    33. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I imagine the idea is that a lack of parking is supposed to serve as a deterrent to using a personal vehicle. However, the problem is that for that to work, a decent alternative must be in place, such as public transportation. People aren't going to just start walking if you remove the parking places and don't bother to put in some light rail or subways. And cabs are usually too expensive to bother with.

    34. Re:I don't quite get it.. by neoform · · Score: 1

      Actually the city recently extended payable parking hours as well as raised the cost of parking by almost double (in the downtown core it's like $4.50/hour), parking tickets are about $35-$42, I doubt they hand out a ticket to 1 in 10 cars every hour.. that seems excessive.

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    35. Re:I don't quite get it.. by c · · Score: 2, Funny

      > However, the city makes way more money from parking tickets than from parking meters.

      Right... So removing the meters from in front of the Apple store and replacing them with "No Parking" signs is going to somehow reduce the opportunity to hand out tickets?

      Are we talking about the same Montreal? I'm thinking of the one full of Quebecois motorists.

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    36. Re:I don't quite get it.. by perlchild · · Score: 1

      From working in that area, that'd be a crime, it's not like there's much parking to be had there in the first place. When I read "remove the parking meters" I assumed making them into free parking, just because removing three parking spots in such a crowded parking district would probably cost more than 35k in road rage, although some would be balanced up with new parking tickets, which the city traditionally does not frown upon.

    37. Re:I don't quite get it.. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      no-parking zones don't enforce themselves. ...unlike parking meters?

      Yup, unlike new parking meters.

    38. Re:I don't quite get it.. by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Fascinating. I wonder how reliable they are.

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    39. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No the city did miss an opportunity to make money. With a no parking zone you can immediately ticket and then tow a car whereas with a parking meter you have to wait for it to expire. Thus with a no parking zone, if you efficiently tow parked cars you could get as many a 4 tickets/hour perhaps vs. 0.5-1/hour for a parking meter.

    40. Re:I don't quite get it.. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a pretty interesting concept. On the vendor's website there's a "grace period" feature listed that indicates it could be possible to pay off an expired meter. I'll be curious to see how many cities turn that switch off.

      (I haven't seen one live yet, just heard about them and used Google to find that article.)

    41. Re:I don't quite get it.. by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget, it's Quebec, so it would have to say "aucun stationnement" first, and then "no parking".

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    42. Re:I don't quite get it.. by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Right. That's why in Quebec the signs are all printed in landscape mode. Portait mode requires too many hyphens.

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    43. Re:I don't quite get it.. by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      ??? naive? The parking meters ARE intended as a revenue stream for the city. The excuse is the solution to a problem which won't go away until they stop the development in the city center. This is our economy folks. Charge as much as possible. The idea that it costs so much more to bring services in a central core of a city than a rural suburb just boggles my mind. What I find surprising is the excuses that we can invent in order to be able to sleep at night.

      Planting a tree does not remove the toxic sh1t that a hummer spews...Public transit can NOT transport ALL the people to their 9 to 5 jobs that a city center accommodates.

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      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    44. Re:I don't quite get it.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      My question is, how reliable are the photos? I mean, to properly issue a ticket wouldn't you have to make sure the license plate was always in view of the camera, and wouldn't that be hard to accomplish given that the meters are usually next to the car rather than behind it, the car's position in the space could vary, somebody could put a sticker over the camera lens, etc.? If blinded the camera they could park for free with impunity, since obviously if they've got camera enforcement they wouldn't be sending meter maids to check too...

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    45. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      This is Montreal (I've lived there). They already have an excellent subway system, as does Washington, DC (where I now live). There is *no* need to drive in either of those two cities (I don't).

    46. Re:I don't quite get it.. by xkhaozx · · Score: 1

      The parking meters are there to prevent the same people from parking there forever, not to eliminate drivers parking there altogether. If they were just trying to reduce the number of parking spaces they could have easily made no-parking zones. Apples solution in the end provides the city with money, but less parking spaces for the roads, which causes more problems.

    47. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      If available parking is reduced, people are more likely to park in no parking zones (which is what the spots would be turned into, right?) and presumably the fines for that are higher than the fines for overstaying a meter, so its win-win

      Far fewer people will park in a no-parking zone (especially if it's marked with yellow stripes) than slightly overstay their parking meter. Parking meters are still the best way to collect fines.

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    48. Re:I don't quite get it.. by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

      It appears that each meter is meant to be placed in between 2 spaces instead of directly alongside a single space, and is only good for the 2 spaces on either side of it. Vehicle arrival/departure seems to be monitored by linked vehicle sensors embedded in the pavement (or curb?). So they get a snapshot of your plate as you pull in and 1 as you leave and it's married up with a sensor in the ground saying your car never moved during the time in between the photos.

      One of the other features listed is that the machine sends an alert out when it detects it needs maintenance. Maybe it could detect and report camera obstruction or vandalism?

      I also wonder if it will scan plates as soon as it detects the presence of a new vehicle - could it report an invalid or unregistered plate or a plate with warrants against the registered owner or would this just turn up as bad data when it attempts to print a ticket...?

      Curious technology... since it's wired to the internet, I wonder if they'd provide a facility to pay via website or mobile phone. (A different electronic system recently deployed near SF allows you to "feed" your meter using your mobile phone which is quite convenient if you had to walk a block or 2 to your final destination.)

    49. Re:I don't quite get it.. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Which is pretty much what Apple asked for.

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    50. Re:I don't quite get it.. by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 1

      In Quebec it would also have to be in french

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    51. Re:I don't quite get it.. by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      Where I come from meter maids are a good thing :) http://www.metermaids.com/

      Maybe Apple could do the same thing?

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    52. Re:I don't quite get it.. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to them being networked to a website or pay via credit card via phone - anyone know? Are they still working on that?

      Don't you have that in the developed world?

      In Croatia, people can pay for their parking by mobile phone: the amount is simply added to their bill (or deducted from their prepaid account).

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    53. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Erwos · · Score: 1

      The "subway" isn't a good substitute for a car. If I want to go to downtown DC, sure, the metro is great. If I want to go to the supermarket and buy large quantities of food at a time for my family, it's basically worthless. And, of course, forget actually going off to the beach for a small vacation - the metro sure isn't going to take you there. Buses? Well, those are good in a pinch, but you can't haul back any serious amount of stuff - there's just no room to put it. Cabs? You'll end up spending a fortune if you use them with any regularity.

      No, people with families often have a need for cars, even in DC. It's entirely unfair to say "no need to drive" as some kind of general rule for DC residents. I think singles can often make do without, but needs change tremendously once you have kids.

      Do I need to drive to the Apple store? Probably not. But that's not what you said.

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    54. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think it would be "defense de stationner".

    55. Re:I don't quite get it.. by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

      Three parking spots isn't going to fix their parking problem. It's not even the edge of a slippery slope.

      Major urban centres shoudl follow London's lead. That's the ticket. (No pun intended.)

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    56. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The meters are there to reduce the number of parked cars, not for revenue. The meters are operated for profit by a private entity that pays dues to the city.
      The meters are there for revenue, not to reduce the number of parked cars, that's just the line they tell the sheeple so we don't all grab a sledgehammer to go have a piñata party downtown.
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    57. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "unlike parking meters?"

      There are only two types of people who park at parking meters: those who pay and those who don't. Those who don't pay, however, still need to compete with those who do, meaning someone seeking to park illegally will not always have the opportunity. This is not true if the curb is made a no-parking zone.

      Parking meters enforce themselves by providing fewer opportunities to break the law to begin with.

    58. Re:I don't quite get it.. by merockhold · · Score: 1

      And this is Quebec, so it would say "Defense de stationnment".

    59. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Alorelith · · Score: 1

      Umm...don't forget, it's Quebec, so it'd probably say défense de stationner.

    60. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I'd be one of them then. Never gotten a ticket, but I've also never seen text on the loading/unloading signs that say "permit required".

    61. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That area is zoned at 3$ per hour. It is also zone 'tourists area', where stores are aloud to open extended hours.
      Coincidently parking there are usually used 7 days a week for 8 hours average (actually a lot more 6 to 10 on slow days, but 10-18 on big days). Lets say the difference is for the big holly days.

      So for 5 years we have: 3$ X 8 hours X 365 days X 5 years => 43,800.

      At that we should add several more thousands for parking tickets (the REAL revenue of parking space for the city).

      Cost of removal: They usually use a saw to cut the meter at ground level and fill it with concrete. about a 30 minute job (3 days for our city workers).

    62. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      The question is *why* do you need to buy "large quantities of food" at once. Buy what you need for the next few days, and you can carry it in your hands from the store (even for a family) -- you'll also tend to buy more fresh fruits and vegetables and fewer canned and frozen stuff because if you aren't there to "stock up" for weeks you don't have to worry about things spoiling before you use them. And I certainly don't use cabs.

      Also, vacationing is perfectly possible by Metro. For example, a wonderful National Park with camping facilities (Greenbelt Park) is accessible (after a short hike) from the Greenbelt and College Park Stations -- I went camping there last weekend, bringing my tent and sleeping bag in my backpack.

    63. Re:I don't quite get it.. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "I would rather see a government avoid using brute force measures where gentle persuasion would suffice. Especially when the latter earns money rather than spends it on more traffic cops." Traffic cops generally don't enforce parking. Most cities have specialized parking enforcement people. At least here in Redondo Beach, California these parking enforcement people MORE than pay their own salary and are a significant source of income for the city. It talked to one once dwon at the beach and he told me he can write 100 $30 tikets in one shift. That's $3K gross income (one a good day) There is some cost but overall parking is one of the city's largest sources of income. They offer $60 permit stickers that allow you to park on expired meters. So they make money even from me who has never gotten a ticket. The meters themselves cost $1/Hr and there are thousands of them even at 12:00am last night there were many cars in metered spots So if those meters are like the ones here the three of them are puling in about $20K per year. Apple' s offer of $35Kis not enough

    64. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 1

      Actually from the article it sounds like Apple would be fine with the removal of the meters and making the spaces a no parking zone. Unless they physically concrete the area over by extending the sidewalk however, there is no such thing as a "no parking zone." It just becomes a "rich people and cops only" parking zone. :-)

      I agree though, that the main point is that the less curb-side parking the better (for the city and for people in general, not for the businesses).
    65. Re:I don't quite get it.. by Erwos · · Score: 1

      "The question is *why* do you need to buy "large quantities of food" at once."

      Because walking to the store every day is an inefficient time-waster? I only have so many hours in my day, and taking the friggin' _metro_ to the supermarket every other day is a great way to waste them. We buy plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables as it is. And, if your family is five or six people, including three or four hungry kids, your scenario just won't work to begin with. That is a LOT of food.

      Sorry, but my original point stands. And your insistence that Greenbelt Park is somehow a good vacation spot is HILARIOUS. Compared to many of the other parks in the state, it's just friggin' awful. Plus, you aren't going to be taking two to four kids camping with just backpacks and a sleeping bag.

      My original point stands: the OP's insistence that city dwellers never need cars is BS.

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  3. kdawson spam by Traxxas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is a story how? Why should a city remove meters because the business is Apple. If Apple doesn't want to deal with the meters they shouldn't have put the store there.

    1. Re:kdawson spam by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      And this is a story how? Why should a city remove meters because the business is Apple. If Apple doesn't want to deal with the meters they shouldn't have put the store there.

      I think Apple visualises Minis, BMWs, Jaguars, Mercedes, etc. parked in front of their stylish new foothold. As soon as they see a lot of rusting hulks parked there they'll opt for the removal of the parking places.

      i remember when a "slushie" was when you had a lot of snow down your boot

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    2. Re:kdawson spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:kdawson spam by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I think Apple visualises Minis, BMWs, Jaguars, Mercedes, etc. parked in front of their stylish new foothold.

      If Apple is willing to spend some money, why don't they buy a Mini, a BMW, and a Jaguar and park them permanently in front of the store? They could have an employee run out there and feed the meter every couple of hours. Perhaps every couple of days they could switch them around to keep it interesting.

  4. GRR PARKING by blhack · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cue the "ZOMFG apple can do no wrong!" crowd!

    Think about it guys, how would you feel if microshaft decided that they wanted the front of their office to look pretty, so the took several of the oh-so-scarce downtown parking spots off the market.

    Anybody who lives in tempe, arizona knows what I'm talking about. Mill avenue is a hot spot with a few "oh-so-choice" parking spots that are both CHEAP AS HELL, and right in front of the shops. Well lately the city has made a lot of these prized parking spots "Cab Only"...meaning that the cab drivers hang out in front of the bars all night long, and people who are actually trying to PARK in the parking spaces have to venture off into the wilderness that is ParkIT looking for some overpriced spot where you car will most likely have its stereo stolen.

    MOral of the story is that Montrealians should not have to suffer a harder time trying to find a parking space because apple wanted their shop to look extra pretty.

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    1. Re:GRR PARKING by ninjapiratemonkey · · Score: 1

      The city is in the middle of a campaign to reduce downtown parking read the whole article, or even the summary if you must, before you bitch about the fact that they're asking the city to do something. The city wants to do something, but they won't do it when they're asked to.
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    2. Re:GRR PARKING by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      They made the right choice for Mill Ave in my opinion. Those spots were at a premium, but on the other end, traffic on Mill Ave is nonstop. The street is primarily known for its bars and it is the busiest at night when the bars are open. Changing the spaces to cab only not only helps reduce traffic on the street, but it encourages students to take a cab home instead of trying to drive home. A bouncer can throw someone in a cab instead of out on the street, which is fine by me. Also, cars parked on the street were damaged more than any car in a parking garage. People leaned all over and fell into cars drunk all the time. On the traffic end, now people do not cruise the street several times looking for space or worse yet, stopping in the middle of road as someone gets in, starts there car, and finally vacates the space.

      As for your fear of something being stolen from your car in the garage or the Park It area, that is not my experience in the least. I have never heard of anyone every having anything done to there car while park around Mill Ave. There is a strong police presence on the weekend and security guards are in some of the garages so just find one that has one if you are worried about it. The cost to park has always been 0 for me. Park It charges, but they also validate, as does anywhere else. Your ASU decal usually takes care of any other issues anyways.

    3. Re:GRR PARKING by blhack · · Score: 1

      I did read the entire article. If you would have read my post you would have noticed that I am mad about the city government where I live trying to do the same thing.

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    4. Re:GRR PARKING by blhack · · Score: 1

      WHoo-Hoo, another tempe arizona resident! I understand the cab-only to discourage drunk driving mentality, but when me and my roomate want to go to La Pita on a thursday night and get a hookah and some hummus (and to talk to the cute waitresses), I have to park all the way over in the lot next door to city hall.

      Boo! BAD FORM TEMPE!
      Btw, you can't validate parkit anymore.

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    5. Re:GRR PARKING by SmokeyTheBalrog · · Score: 0

      You mean cue the "Apple can ONLY do wrong, isn't important, and should be ignored" crowd. Which is much significantly louder and far more post happy then the people they enjoy complaining about.

      People are even posting thinking that Apple employees would be allowed to use those spots. It's pretty sad.

      This thread is practically a list of people who should be dumped into a /ignore list... damn and I just had to hit reply...

      And before the anti-Apple zealots raise their war cry, I use windows XP.

    6. Re:GRR PARKING by kanani · · Score: 1

      post to cancel moderator points

    7. Re:GRR PARKING by SmokeyTheBalrog · · Score: 1

      I guess I really should have left out the whole ignore list comment. But I've been seeing so much whining around and I snapped a little.

      To bad there is no Edit button.

    8. Re:GRR PARKING by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      Either way, getting rid of the small number of spaces to being with only helps other, more important issues more than it hurts the parking issue. Personally, I always park at Chili's unless I am going to the other end of Mill, either way it is not a looong walk.

      I no longer live in Tempe, though I do visit very often. I resided there for about 4 years, but now I call Downtown Phoenix home.

    9. Re:GRR PARKING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you and your corparate shilling for micro$oft! Linux FTW! /sarcasm

    10. Re:GRR PARKING by blhack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i moved away too...old town scottsdale now :)...the HOTTEST women you have ever seen in your LIFE!

      win :)

      Tempe had to many freaking crack-head bums (not to be confused with regular bums, or turpentine huffing bums), but scottsdale has no rula bula, what with its tuesday night open mic night :( :(

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  5. Have a store employee continually feed meters by winkydink · · Score: 4, Interesting

    problem solved

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    1. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like your thinking boy, you're hired!

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    2. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by hax0r_this · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone mod that insightful.

    3. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Secrity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Feeding meters like that is illegal in many areas.

    4. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're missing the point. Apple's objection is not that people have to pay for parking. Apple's objection is that the physical presence of parking metres screws up the design of their store.

    5. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by KJE · · Score: 1
      Montrealer (and Mac Jerk) here,

      even though I don't quite understand the comment of feeding the meters, wouldn't people just park for free anyways?, THERE ARE NO METERS!

      They installed these all over downtown a couple of years ago, to much complaining all around.

      You go to a station and pay for your spot number, so if a new person comes to your spot after you paid for 2 hours and left after 5 minutes, they can't know how long has already been paid, so they pay again!

      The city has already hiked the prices a couple of times, you now 5 minutes for a quarter... from a meter!

      Anyways, the new flagship store should be cool, although we have one just off the island, in a mall already.

    6. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of the many unjust "laws" I ignore.

      I follow the just laws and ignore the rest. I follow the law of my King.

    7. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by fbartho · · Score: 1

      why is that? Because they're acknowledging they'd rather get people with parking tickets?

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    8. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Secrity · · Score: 1

      The official rationale is that meters are intended to limit the length of time that a car can park in a spot. Meters are frequently used to enforce parking time limits.

    9. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by wrenchslinger · · Score: 1

      No, the idea is to keep the spot open as often as possible. That way the spot will remain open more frequently for people who want to shop or eat and then leave, as opposed to the jerk working directly in front of the spot that will leave his/her car there all day and really doesn't need to park that close.

    10. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      Between my lousy French and the Babelfish translation, this article seems to suggest that the city is open to replacing "double terminals" with "simple" ones. Perhaps the simple terminals he's referring to are the new ones you're talking about and the Apple store happens to have old ones. Or vice-versa, I'm not sure I understand the quote.

    12. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      In some areas, that's illegal.

    13. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by dbIII · · Score: 1

      This is actually done in a city in Australia by girls in bikinis. The city chamber of commerce organised it after the council introduced the meters. Do a search for "Meter Maids" if you are curious.

    14. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      You can't feed the meters on Montreal streets. All the signs are just that, signs for each parking space. There is a central hub that you pay for the time. When you leave, there is no indication of whether there is time left on that space, so someone else parking there has to pay.

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    15. Re:Have a store employee continually feed meters by serialdogma · · Score: 1

      >>I follow the law of my King.
      I'm sorry Elvis is dead, did you not get the memo?

  6. Canadian Eh!? by Line_Fault · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is any link between Canadian Bureaucrats and those from Quebec!
    Quebec is it's own nation after all! Well, kind of...

    1. Re:Canadian Eh!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of.

      You can be a westerner like me and live a very comfortable life in english in Montreal.
      I dont because I came here to learn a new language and culture but there is still enough of an anglophone community which can and do.
      The reverse is not true though for francophones for whom the rest of Canada is the same as the US.
      Actually, Quebecers know A LOT MORE about the US, culture and so on than they do of Canada.
      A francophone who leaves quebec is a stranger in his own 'country'

      As much as we like to claim this is a big country, lets be honest what this really is:
      the french settled their colonies, then the english, then they fought, the english won and basically a country was created with two different cultures.

      Look, if the Czech and Slovaks could separate and the balkans too, there is no reason we should keep this charade up because of some recent history.

      And bureaucrats are the same everywhere!!

    2. Re:Canadian Eh!? by Sofahero · · Score: 1

      Last time I heard, Québec is part of Canada so all bureaucrats from Quebec are canadian bureaucrats. I live in Montreal but I am Canadian ( or does it make me something else? ).

    3. Re:Canadian Eh!? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      But Quebec strives to do everything differently to piss off the rest of Canada... we're the black sheep. I am reminded of the fact whenever I read "Offer valid in the USA and Canada except in Quebec."

      One big problem with that is it scares international tech companies. Many have left, more are leaving and several scrapped their Qc plans thanks to threats from the OLF and law 101. Thanks to this, almost all major corporations have relocated their Qc/Montreal R&D centers to other provinces or made up some reason to shut them down, Motorola being one of the fresher examples - complying with OLF/101 is annoying, adds unnecessary operating costs and unwanted uncertainty.

  7. they should hire a "genius" to feed the meters by netsavior · · Score: 5, Funny

    he could also stand there looking all sullen and geek chic.

    1. Re:they should hire a "genius" to feed the meters by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's been done in Santa Cruz California. Where, it turns out, it is a crime to feed a meter unless it is your car parked there. Check out this story about the famous Mr Twister.

    2. Re:they should hire a "genius" to feed the meters by mgblst · · Score: 1

      In Queensland, Australia, some councils used to pay these pretty girls to walk around in bikinis and feed the meters. A great idea, I am sure you will agree.

  8. parking in montreal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perhaps its more of a not wanting to set a precedent?
    parking in Montreal is challenging to say the least!
    if they do it for apple then why not for other retailers?
    then how do we make the spaces rotate for other drivers?

  9. The solution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The solution is to stop worrying about parking meters.

    Instead, go out and get pissed at the bars on Rue Crescent and Rue Bishop, and then close out the evening leering at peelers in one (or several) of Montreal's legendary tittie bars.

    C'mon Apple, think outside the box a little.

    1. Re:The solution ... by sjf · · Score: 1
      Erm, "peelers" ? Why would you go to a tittie bar to leer at policemen ?

      Remember, this is slashdot, so there's no such thing as a rhetorical question.

    2. Re:The solution ... by sayfawa · · Score: 1

      Even slashdotters, if they're Canadian (especially Quebecois), know what peelers are. With a drinking age of 18 and a lack of bullshit anglo-puritan anti-sex "values", even nerds here have some fun with the opposite sex.

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    3. Re:The solution ... by sjf · · Score: 1
      "anglo-puritan" ? You made that up ;-)

      Surely we can attribute the existence of the USA to a severe anglo-dislike for puritan values.

    4. Re:The solution ... by sayfawa · · Score: 1

      Well, I did make that up but... Isn't the puritanical streak what the northeast US is known for? And the rest of the US only to a slightly lesser extent? If the US is less puritanical than England, well that just shows how bad England is in that respect, I'd say.

      Anyway, if there's anything I'm certain of, it's that a geek in Montreal can be debauched in ways that his American counterpart could only dream of. Of course, you still have to convince the geek to get out from behind the terminal and onto St. Catherines...

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  10. Cool Hand Luke & a pipe cutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remind you that the opening scene of Cool Hand Luke is Luke cutting down parking meters with a pipe cutter.
    That is how he ends up in prison.

    He becomes a rebel when the guards lock him in solitary so he won't try to escape in order to go to his mother's funeral.
    This of course, pisses him off and he escapes just because they didn't want him to escape.

  11. This is news? by Mundocani · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is not news. This is not funny. This is not even mildly interesting. Check the Firehose again editors -- there must be a few tidbits in there that don't go against your personal beliefs and would make better stories to put up front than this lame pos.

    1. Re:This is news? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, ya know, this time of the year, there's never been any interesting things going on...

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    2. Re:This is news? by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I had an email exchange yesterday with CmdrTaco in which I complained about the fluff stories that kdawson is pushing up with greater and greater frequency. CmdrTaco made some good points; people like news even if it is fluff and he gets loads of complaints if there aren't enough stories going up. Combine that with a slow news period (I guess this time of year there isn't much going on with European & U.S. university holidays (little research happening over the summer) and lots of people from industry going on vacation and the result is that the summer ends up with much lamer stories than the winter. Although, given that it's the end of summer now things should be picking up shortly.

      I was really irritated by kdawson's constant post of useless stories until I got an explanation straight from the source about why this has to be. Now I am happy to ignore the stories I don't like; for some reason knowing there is a reason (maybe not a great reason, but a reason nonetheless) for this stuff makes it more palatable to me.

  12. Bad quote... by WiglyWorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The quote "We've never done it before, so we can't." isn't attributed to anyone in the article, I highly doubt it was ever said. Sounds to me like the writer injecting some op-ed in to this supposed news piece. Should it really be cited on /.'s front page in a way that makes it sound like that was an actual reason given?

  13. To Reimburse, or Not to Reimburse by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Reimbursement comes in many forms. Apple could just designate someone to feed these three meters on a regular schedule, so that their customers don't have to.

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    1. Re:To Reimburse, or Not to Reimburse by amchugh · · Score: 1

      A lot of municipalities will actually cite people for feeding meters past the time limit.

    2. Re:To Reimburse, or Not to Reimburse by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      In my city, someone got a ticket for putting money into meters for cars which did not belong to him.

  14. More Expensive than they Think. by Erris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that it's published, they had better hope they never get their way. Bill Gates will pay someone to park some nasty clunker right in front and do various offensive and repulsive things. If you don't believe me, just look at the posts around here.

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    1. Re:More Expensive than they Think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To those that modded Erris's/twitter's comment "Funny," note that he's not joking about his paranoid delusions of Microsoft astroturfing Slashdot. He makes these claims all the time in a non-joking manner.

  15. Re:Typical corporation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry about hosing you with the slightly-faster, pretty much identical comment, you sure need the karma more than I do.

  16. What's Even Worse... by Chagatai · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Even if Apple were to go out there and put change in the meters for when customers pull up, chances that even that would be violating some law, much like it does here for most meters in the States. "I'm sorry, sir, but you can't spend your own money as you see fit in assisting these people because you were not the one parked here."

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    1. Re:What's Even Worse... by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      /sigh

      It doesn't work that way. There is a central hub that you pay for all the parking spots on a street block. This means that when you leave your spot, their is no indication that the space still has time left on it. People parking there have to go pay as nothing tells them how long they have.

      It's also the reason that $3/hour is not realistic. It's actually more.

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  17. No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1, Redundant

    First, read the article, maybe that's why you "don't quite get things".

    The metered spaces would be turned into a no parking zone. That's LESS cars on the street. Unless there's more to the story, it's pretty silly of the city to refuse.
    No parking is less cars than Metered parking which is less cars than Free parking.

    1. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's more cars on the roads, circling around in search for a parking spot.

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    2. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by vhold · · Score: 1

      It's the author of this editorial that appears to suggest removing the spaces entirely. The only suggestion made by Apple that is reported here is that the meters be removed and compensated for.

      It's especially bad writing because they are framing the bureaucrats' response as being towards the author and not Apple.

    3. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by rubberglove · · Score: 3, Funny
      Actually, from what I read, there is no clear answer of what would happen to the parking spaces if Apple got its way:
      from TFA:

      he idea of parking meters, besides revenue, is to keep people from parking on the street all day. The borough could do that simply by making the three-car stretch into a No Parking zone. The city is, after all, trying to reduce the number of parking spots downtown.
      That is, the author of the article is making some wild-ass guess about it. The Montreal Gazette is hardly a bastion of responsible journalism. Plus, he's obviously wrong - the city of Montreal never puts up one no-parking sign when 3 or 4 will suffice.

      Besides all that, I fail to see how it would make much difference either way, given that the rue Sainte Catherine is already a parking lot most of the time.
    4. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by badasscat · · Score: 1

      Unless there's more to the story, it's pretty silly of the city to refuse.

      So, in your mind, it's "silly" for a city to refuse to change their zoning and street configuration if a corporation simply offers them enough money to do it?

      Next time you're elected to office, remind me to have my checkbook at the ready if I ever want something from you.

    5. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by MicktheMech · · Score: 1

      That is, the author of the article is making some wild-ass guess about it. The Montreal Gazette is hardly a bastion of responsible journalism. Plus, he's obviously wrong - the city of Montreal never puts up one no-parking sign when 3 or 4 will suffice.

      Somebody needs to explain that bottom sign for me. No parking during a 1 hour window. On monday and thursday only. Weird, maybe it's a garbage pickup time or maybe a plow? Nope, it only goes from March to December. Can't be garbage or it'd be year round and can't be the plow or it would be during winter. Why on God's earth would they make that restriction?
    6. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ardent99 · · Score: 1

      Somebody needs to explain that bottom sign for me. No parking during a 1 hour window. On monday and thursday only. Weird, maybe it's a garbage pickup time or maybe a plow? Nope, it only goes from March to December. Can't be garbage or it'd be year round and can't be the plow or it would be during winter. Why on God's earth would they make that restriction?

      It's called street-cleaning. Most cities do it when the weather allows (i.e. not winter), once or twice a week.

    7. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It sounds like basically the bureaucrats at the city are liars.

      They claim they want less cars on the streets, but what they really want is more revenue from parking tickets. If they really wanted less cars, they'd happily accept payment to remove some parking spaces, which would (in theory) help discourage driving, and compensate them for the revenue loss from parking meter fares. However, as others have pointed out here, what the city really wants is not paltry meter fares, but hefty parking fines. Apple certainly isn't offering to pay them for the amount of maximum possible parking fines, nor should they: fines are supposed to be a deterrent to bad behavior, not a cash cow for a government.

      Personally, I think governments shouldn't be allowed to keep any fines they collect, except for a small portion to pay for administrative overhead. The rest should go to something else, such as medical research or some other worthy cause.

    8. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by Damek · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah, until people figured out there was no parking there. People aren't as stupid as some Slashdotters seem to make them out to be.

      I mean, people drive to the mall because there's parking. If there was no parking, they wouldn't drive to the mall en masse and circle around looking for parking.

      Behavior can change based on expectations.

    9. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by muridae · · Score: 1
      Maybe street sweepers? Don't know that those would run once there is enough snow on the ground to cover any leaves and litter.

      Not my town, so I can't say for sure.

    10. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by edwdig · · Score: 1

      I mean, people drive to the mall because there's parking. If there was no parking, they wouldn't drive to the mall en masse and circle around looking for parking.

      You've obviously never been to a mall in New Jersey.

      Gotta wonder who designs them. Take the largest mall in the state, where parking is already maxed out during the busier times of the year, and build a 16 screen movie theater right in the middle of the parking lot. Absolutely brilliant.

    11. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >The metered spaces would be turned into a no parking zone. That's LESS cars on the street.

      If you make a no parking zone at one spot, other spots are impacted with more demand for parking.
      Meters don't discourage parking, and often do not even generate enough revenue to pay the total
      overhead of the meters; but what they do accomplish is turnover. Nobody is going to park all day
      at a two-hour meter, at least not twice.

      Best downtown model I've seen is Portland. Strategically located ticket machines and a display
      ticket system that lets you park according to time limits, not location. In other words, you
      drive up to the coffee shop, get a parking permit, get your coffee, drive over to the bookstore,
      and that same permit is valid wherever you find a spot. Works great except during huge event weeks
      (when no system would really help).

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    12. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Street cleaning.

      New Brunswick, NJ had a rule similar to this -- alternate side parking for street cleaning, except in the fall and winter when various things limit the number of parking spaces available to begin with (or, perhaps the flip side: it's too hard to clean the street with snow or leaves piled up). Nice to see it's only an hour; where I live now, it's 12:00a to 6:00a.

    13. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Why would one NEED to drive in Portland is the question I'm left with, after having visited there recently.

    14. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Why would one NEED to drive in Portland is the question I'm left with, after having visited there recently.

      I can't imagine living in Oregon or anywhere in the Northwest and not having a car. Are you referring to public transportation (which is decent) or bicycling?

      Yeah, it would be nice to live up on the hill within walking distance of OHSU. Got 800 grand I can borrow to buy the house?

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    15. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      Take the largest mall in [New Jersey], where parking is already maxed out during the busier times of the year, and build a 16 screen movie theater right in the middle of the parking lot. Absolutely brilliant.

      They did do that, didn't they? Better theater than others in the area, though, from what I've heard.

      Maybe they should just surround the mall with a giant parking garage....

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    16. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Public transportation. Seems relatively accessible from other places, and gets to downtown conveniently. I'm not sure why one, at the least, would need to drive into the downtown. To the edge, maybe, but that's about it.

    17. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by edwdig · · Score: 1

      They did do that, didn't they?

      Yeah, I was commenting on how they took a bad situation and made it worse.

      Better theater than others in the area, though, from what I've heard.

      Not from what I've heard. Smaller screens than the tenplex it replaced.

    18. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      If there isn't any more to the story, and the city is in fact trying to reduce downtown parking, and a corporation was willing to reimburse the city for five years of lost meter income, whats wrong with that?
      Stop with all the evil corporation crap, these are three parking meters we're talking about, FFS.

    19. Re:No parking, Metered parking, Free parking by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      Increased enforcement will increase turnover, not expired meters. You make it sound like lack of parking will not discourage people from driving downtown. If the city has adequate public transportation (the only real way to squeeze more people into less traffic) then reduced parking spaces should encourage more public transportation use. Seriously, what good is it to encourage parking turnover in a city? Now more cars are on the roads. Maybe that city has bad public transportation systems.

  18. Wouldn't removing them create a different problem? by Solandri · · Score: 1

    i.e. A few cheap employees from nearby stores decide to use those spots as their daily parking spots.

  19. Canadian Bureaucrats Don't "Think" by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


    Deleted a superfluous word in title for you. I live here in Canada, (once lived in Montreal) and I am certainly not surprised.

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  20. Retarded Story by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That "news" story isn't quoting Montreal bureaucrats. It's putting words in their mouths to make a (stupid) point. All the writer knows is that the city refused - they don't actually know why, and there's no sign they actually asked anyone.

    Parking meters, as the writer did note, are designed not to collect a little revenue, but to keep parking turning over quickly so more people can share fewer parking spots. "No Parking" signs don't replace them where they're needed (like in front of stores like Apple's) because parking is appropriate there, just not unlimited.

    This is a stupid story by a stupid writer. Published by a stupid Slashdot editor.

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    1. Re:Retarded Story by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Parking meters, as the writer did note, are designed not to collect a little revenue, but to keep parking turning over quickly so more people can share fewer parking spots.

      I keep hearing this repeated, but it seems like a dubious explanation to me. Maybe it's because I live in a big city (Chicago)?

      Here's how metered parking works here. Office workers that must park on metered streets during the weekday have someone in the office designated as the meter feeder. This person is responsible for paying the meters for all of the other people every two hours (or whatever the max meter time is). The city does not fine people for doing this. For people that live in really congested areas like Lincoln Park and Lakeview, it's the same deal except that people are parking their cars for the evening. Again, people returning to their cars multiple times to add money to the meter is the norm. On some streets, like Diversey, if you don't get back home before five at night you're not going to find a spot on the street. There are only metered spots and they have already been filled for the evening. If you are lucky enough to find someone leaving their spot, be prepared to make illegal u-turns, cut people off and run pedestrians down in order to claim it. People will kill for a space in some neighborhoods.

      I would argue that the purpose of parking meters is to allow for tickets to be issued for unpaid meters. The city has dispatched parking enforcement workers that march up and down the street waiting to ticket people; they also time their patrols to coincide with metered zone start and end times. In some neighborhoods the city has actually eliminated free parking spaces on residential streets and added meters on the nearby streets that people are now forced to use. For example, while I was living in Little Italy the city decided to add a median in the middle of my street that eliminated about a dozen parking spots.

      If the city intended to get parking to turn over more frequently, then they would simply start putting up 15 minute parking zones and not metered spots. High traffic areas like the gallery district actually have areas where the entire street is meter-less 15 minute parking. I would really love to have a few of those in the residential areas since you're currently forced to park illegally in order to run up to a friend's place for a few minutes. Two or three short-term parking spots in front of large apartment buildings would be a godsend, but I don't see it happening. The city isn't worried about people being able to park, they're worried about revenue.

    2. Re:Retarded Story by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's a statistical approach, like any such solution to a statistical problem should be.

      Most people don't have people to feed the meter. Instead, most people find it at least more economical to pay for commercial parking rather than pay for the time for other people to feed the meter. And take the risk of missing the meter.

      I don't know why the city doesn't bust people for feeding the meter. In NYC, all the meters are under signs that state the longest time allowed to park. I'm sure plenty of cops look the other way when, say, a merchant or resident they know personally is getting away with it, or they just have some kind of compromise worked out with the neighborhood. We have a double parking deal with the cops in my neighborhood to deal with the "alternate side" street cleaning hour each day, in exchange for cooperating with the cops generally in coping with the criminals who live in the housing projects at the end of the street. That's bad for the parking solution, but that's how the police work.

      Overall, it's clear to me from personal experience (my own and watching other people) that generally the meters keep the parking turning over quite a lot more than people would want.

      And the fines from tickets from expired meters are big revenue for the city. Making C$7K per year look like chump change, especially when they add up to an extra $300 for towing and "redemption".

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    3. Re:Retarded Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that the current bitchfest against kdawson and Zonk stories has more to do their perceived politics than it does for the quality of their editing and story selection, right?

    4. Re:Retarded Story by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, I just think that this stupid story could be published only by a stupid editor.

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  21. let's play a game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I read a summary like this, I try to guess if kdawson posted it without checking. Turns out "yes he did" tends to work a little too well...

  22. The parkings meters run linux! by alph0ns3 · · Score: 1

    http://linuxdevices.com/articles/AT8415621500.html

    My guess is that part of town didn't upgrade yet, thus they use the old too-ugly-for-apple parking meters :)

    1. Re:The parkings meters run linux! by netsavior · · Score: 1

      and apple's cash registers run Windows Pocket PC ;)

    2. Re:The parkings meters run linux! by treeves · · Score: 1

      So if the city replaced them with parking meters that ran on OSX, they'd be OK with it?

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    3. Re:The parkings meters run linux! by Larch · · Score: 1

      They do actually have that type of meter in that area of Montreal. I can't think of any places downtown that have older style ones.

      The problem can't be the meter itself, which is located a few metres down from the store front area, it must either be the parking spots themselves, or the signs they use to indicate the code you enter in the meter for those spaces.

      http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/07/08/16/apple_to_begin_work_on_montreal_flagship_this_winter_photos.html

      I think Apple won't be worried about the parking spots when they find out there's a guy in front of the Ogilvy a few steps away that plays the spoons to really loud folk music.

    4. Re:The parkings meters run linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and a friend of mine is a developer for those systems - you wouldn't believe how much of the GPL they're violating! Wish they would get caught for what they're doing... =(

  23. Illegal? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I don't know about Montreal, but here in my city it's illegal to put more money in the meter after the initial feeding. I doubt that it's ever enforced here, but if Montreal had such a law and Apple pissed them off, you can bet that they'd enforce it.

  24. Remove meters, install bike racks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If the meters are to reduce the number of parked cars....how does that work exactly? The number of spaces doesn't change when you add a meter.

    If they want to really reduce the number of parked cars they would allow Apple to remove the meters and make them put bike racks in place of the car parking spots.

  25. Antiwar protester kills civilian, didn't fnd soldr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disturbed anti-war protester can't find soldier, kills civilian with axe instead
    Sep 11 12:52 PM US/Eastern
    TOBY STERLING

    AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - A U.S. citizen has confessed to using an axe to kill a Dutch student after failing to find a soldier to attack, his lawyer said Tuesday.

    The suspect, Carlos Hartmann, 41, of Tecumseh, Mich., has confessed to the Sept. 8 killing on a train platform in the southern city of Roosendaal, defence lawyer Peter Gremmen said.

    Gremmen said Hartmann wanted to punish the Netherlands for its support of the war in Iraq.

    Hartmann appeared before a judge Tuesday and was ordered held for another two weeks for investigation.

    "He hates soldiers, and says that the army kills people, so it would be legitimate if he were also to kill someone . . . from the American military - or from its NATO allies," Gremmen said in a telephone interview.

    When he failed to find a soldier at the Roosendaal train station, "he got such a crazy, disturbed idea that he killed a civilian," Gremmen said.

    Hartmann did not attempt to escape and was arrested shortly after the killing.

    Dutch prosecutors confirmed that the suspect had confessed but did not identify him or his victim, in keeping with Dutch practice.

    Under the Dutch legal system, Hartmann was not required to enter a plea Tuesday.

    Prosecution spokeswoman Martine Pilaar said her office was taken aback by the defence lawyer's willingness to disclose details of his case.

    But Gremmen said he was only confirming details published by the local newspaper BN/De Stem. The paper's source was not named, and police declined to comment.

    "I was also surprised when I saw the paper; I thought, this must be coming from the investigation," the lawyer said.

    Gremmen said Hartmann has lived in the Netherlands since 2002, supporting himself with English editing work for a Japanese company, which he could do by computer, and that he had no fixed address.

    He said Hartmann had consented to undergo psychological testing, and was now "terribly sorry for his deed."

    The victim, identified as Thijs Geers, was waiting for a train and had no connection with the suspect or the military. Online condolence registers in the Netherlands were flooded with messages of sympathy for him and his family.

    BN/De Stem quoted a witness who asked to remain anonymous as describing Hartmann as striking the victim in the back of the head with the axe. It also quoted an unidentified family member from the United States as saying Hartmann has suffered from emotional problems since his early 20s.

    "It's a sad story," Gremmen said. "But I'm glad he's admitted what he's done and that he's sorry for it."

    The Canadian Press, 2007

    But remember, "they support the troops" and "you shouldn't question their patriotism"

  26. The real money comes from the fines by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    According to the people in charge of the meters in my city, the money taken in by the meters just about covers the costs of collecting it and maintaining the meters. The real net revenue to the city comes from the fines for parking at an expired meter. So Apple's reimbursement would have to include the fines that would be collected, and maybe the bureaucrats don't want to admit that their meters are just a means of creating fineable offenses.

    1. Re:The real money comes from the fines by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      According to the people in charge of the meters in my city, the money taken in by the meters just about covers the costs of collecting it and maintaining the meters. Which would no longer need to be done if the meters weren't there, so the city doesn't need to be reimbursed for that, just for the revenue from parking tickets.
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    2. Re:The real money comes from the fines by Myrkridian42 · · Score: 1

      The real net revenue to the city comes from the fines for parking at an expired meter. As opposed to the fines for a "No Parking" zone?
  27. Hrm... by JacobO · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure you should judge Canadians by the actions of the Québécois. They are distinct, after all, and should be laughed at as a separate group.

    1. Re:Hrm... by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      More than 50% Quebecois have disagreed repeatedly when polled.

    2. Re:Hrm... by Sofahero · · Score: 1

      I am a Quebecer AND a Canadian. Maybe you should go and fuck yourself!

    3. Re:Hrm... by neoform · · Score: 1

      *drops pepsi on the ground and tried to stuff the rest of my may-west into my mouth while cursing expletives*

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    4. Re:Hrm... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      He must be a newfie.

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    5. Re:Hrm... by JacobO · · Score: 1

      More than 50% Quebecois have disagreed repeatedly when polled.
      ...

      I am a Quebecer AND a Canadian. Maybe you should go and fuck yourself!

      I was attempting to comment on the more extreme views of la belle province. It is fortunate for all of us that there are many like yourself who consider themselves Canadian.

      On the other hand, if you're going to be rude...
    6. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is it that you just don't like being laughed at? who cares where you're from?

    7. Re:Hrm... by Sofahero · · Score: 1

      Sorry I was rude. It just pisses me off that anytime "Quebec" comes up in a discussion, it becomes a pariah. I am an English Canadian but Quebec is where I live. I might be one among the few who speaks french as well as english. I have both french and english speaking friends and we certainly do not make language a political issue. Politicians make it an issue and they feed on it. Sometimes, I hear comments about Quebec from fellow english canadians who feel threatened as if they were living in the fucking Gaza Strip. I mean, hello, wake up, open you mind and expand your horizon. If the opposition party is french, so what? They will never get elected, they do not even want to be elected as the leading party and life goes on. Seriously, I do not see how what happens in Quebec or what Quebec demands will change the lives of Canadians living in another part of Canada and believe me, Quebec will never separate from Canada, that's a lunatic 's dream. However, what I do not understand is how the rest of Canada has a negative view of Quebec etc...yet, all of Canada is against Quebec's separation when the issue comes up.

      Anyway, sorry I was rude. I am Canadian or what, eh?

    8. Re:Hrm... by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I do not see how what happens in Quebec or what Quebec demands will change the lives of Canadians living in another part of Canada Go buy a can of soda. What language(s) is it labeled in?
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    9. Re:Hrm... by Sofahero · · Score: 1

      Your point is not relevant. Is your life harder because labels are in french AND english? Every morning you wake up, you make yourself your coffee, the Van Houte box is labeled in english and in french. Now that's the beginning of a hard day, right? I mean, just the site of a bilingual label must give you headaches. And if labels are your biggest issue on the political front, living in Canada is pretty all right, I guess. En passant, import chocolat par exemple is labled non seulement in english et en français but in arabic, italien, etc...Ça, ça doit te faire chier à fond, no?

    10. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem I have with Quebec is that they are considered a have not province, get more out of the equalization payments than they put in, and still whine about wanting more (and often getting it).

    11. Re:Hrm... by Sofahero · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on that one!

    12. Re:Hrm... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Oh no, I am sure to include all Canadians in my laughter at Canada. One of the things that make you so cute is this adorable little blood feud you sillies have for which language is a shibboleth.

      I mean, how can one truly laugh at the Great White North without including this bit of emo-esque self-loathing?

  28. the solution is simple by DragonTHC · · Score: 0, Redundant

    just have a bucket of moose quarters to reimburse customers to enter the apple store.

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  29. Slashdotters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS... IS... TWITTER!!

  30. Then Apple Should Buy 3 Cars by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Seriously, unless the meter prices are great enough that parking spaces go unused, then they aren't reducing any traffic. This begs the question (i'm sorry begs-the-question purists) but why would they want people to purchase Apple products from USA Apple online, instead of facilitating and promoting their own local economy?

  31. Retard by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

    The meters would actually benefit Apple, since they allow more throughput, encouraging people to park, shop, and leave the parking spot for someone else to park. The alternative is a local resident parked there for 3 days, generating no revenue for Apple (or any neighboring business). Parking meters make sense in commercial areas; not so much in residential ones.

    1. Re:Retard by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and what if someone parks 3 junker cars in front of the store and leaves them there all day? That'll improve Apple's image.

  32. Cue the anti government rants! by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can hear it now:

    "When you join government, you get st00pid!"

    "Bureaucrats can't see past their own red taped noses!"

    It's not confined to just government, folks. Business has it's fair share of inefficiency and stupidity. My favorite example of this was when I had a long contract at a Fortune 500 company away from home. They paid for an apartment for me to live in, but I saw no reason why I should expense my meals, even though it was allowed. My reasoning was, "I'm going to eat whether I'm here or at home. Why should they pay for it." This saved the company a few thousand dollars over six months. At one point, though, I wanted to expense something odd: boarding my cat for the weekend while I traveled. My reasoning was, "I have no friends here who would take care of the cat, unlike at home, so the company should pay." The refused, saying it wasn't justifiable, even though it was only $50 or so. After that I expensed all of my meals. :)

    To add insult to injury, the entire 3 year long project I was involved in was shelved and started over soon after that, wasting around $60 million. This wasn't the first (or last) time I saw a business waste millions of dollars. I think of these things any time a libertarian says, "Business can do things more efficiently!"

    1. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by king-manic · · Score: 1

      To add insult to injury, the entire 3 year long project I was involved in was shelved and started over soon after that, wasting around $60 million. This wasn't the first (or last) time I saw a business waste millions of dollars. I think of these things any time a libertarian says, "Business can do things more efficiently!

      Sure they can. The government is in the business of burning money and businesses do it much more efficiently. Look at enron or woldcom, it burned hundreds of twice as fast as most government agencies.

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    2. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think of these things any time a libertarian says, "Business can do things more efficiently!"

      In defense of libertarians: the nice thing about business is that they go out of business (i.e. bankruptcy) whereas governments are much harder to get rid off once they are entrenched into an inefficient position (i.e. governments cannot go bankrupt, at lest not in the traditional sense that the entity is dissolved). Businesses come and go and that is fine as the market weeds out the less efficient players, but governments are always there and can be very difficult to remove or replace once they get into a spending program funded by taxes and backed up by police power to collect.

    3. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      In defense of libertarians: the nice thing about business is that they go out of business (i.e. bankruptcy) whereas governments are much harder to get rid off...

      The problem is that inefficient businesses are continually created, wasting investor money and worker productivity. What difference does it make if the wastage is done by thousands of failing companies or one monolithic government?
    4. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by ardent99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My sense is just the opposite: that the biggest and longest lived companies waste the most, not the least (AT&T, IBM, Raytheon, etc). Less efficient businesses do not go out of business, rather, entrenched businesses have the luxury of being less efficient. Bigger (usually as a result of having succeeded over a longer period of time), longer-lived companies usually have lower profit margins than smaller ones, and make it up in volume. Their momentum (experience, contracts, brand name, lobbying efforts, diversification) is what keeps them going, not their efficiency.

    5. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every once in a while one of those thousand companies doesn't fail, and then you have your Apple, your Microsoft, your Ford, etc.

      Everyone has a different definition of efficient because everyone has a different cost structure.

      You can't "kill" an inefficient government short of staging a coup and killing people.

      You can "kill" an inefficient company by creating a MORE efficient company.

    6. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, AT&T, good example you used there, since AT&T went out of business and sold their name.

      Besides that, you have a good point, but now more than ever small companies can cause disruptions for large long-lived corporations.

    7. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Damek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really. There are a fair amount of 100-year-old and older businesses in the world that aren't going anywhere anytime soon, many of them defacto governments in their own right, at least on par with some of the world's smaller governments. (or religions, for that matter). And those are just exactly the ones that can waste millions of dollars and not care.

    8. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 1

      Or the more entrenched businesses are better at rent-seeking, and thus don't have to fear the market quite so much.

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    9. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You can't "kill" an inefficient government short of staging a coup and killing people.

      Sure you can. They're called elections. If you can't wait for those, there's recall and impeachment.

      You can "kill" an inefficient company by creating a MORE efficient company.

      Not if the company in question is a monopoly, and good luck getting anti-trust enforcement from a Libertarian. Microsoft, for example, is horribly inefficient: the only two divisions of the company that really make money are Windows and Office. Everything else (i.e. Xbox) loses them money.

    10. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On that note, someone recently pointed out that Wal-Mart is running a larger planned economy than the Soviet Union ever did -- and as regards the planning apparatus, the main difference is that Wal-Mart adjusts its plans daily whereas the Soviet planned for five years at a time.

    11. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      You can't "kill" an inefficient government short of staging a coup and killing people. You are MUCH to used to the fake-democracy of your two-party system.
      You can kill an inefficient government by voting in a new party, in some countries. No bloodshed needed.
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    12. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Microsoft seems to be taking care of itself, don't you think?

      It's biggest challenges, Google, Nintendo, and Apple, are all making lots of money where Microsoft is losing money.

      Microsoft's strong points are, as you say, Windows and Office, and even then that will shrink as PC prices drop.

      So even without help, the market is effectively (even if slowly) killing Microsoft. Look at how desperately they are trying to branch into video games, consumer electronics, advertising, web services, and DVRs... all of which lose them money.

      As for government... it is surely possible to effect change, but that is different than outright replacing the current system with a new or different system. You can't arbitrarily change the three branches without radically rewriting the constitution. Good luck with that.

      You can replace Microsoft, however slowly, with better PCs (see Apple), better OSes (see Apple, Linux), better games (see Nintendo), better services (see Google, better software (see Adobe, Apple, Linux), etc.

    13. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by hypnagogue · · Score: 1

      the biggest and longest lived companies waste the most, not the least (AT&T, IBM, Raytheon, etc)
      So, what you are saying is, large companies propped up by government-enforced monopolies, policies and contracts (respectively) are good examples of why a free market doesn't work?
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    14. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by ardent99 · · Score: 1

      No, that's not what I am saying. I made no assertion about free markets working or not. I am simply pointing out that an organization's *efficiency* is not a result of it's being successful in business. There are a lot of factors that make a business successful, and it's efficiency is probably not even near the top. Note that the discussion here is about the efficiency of an organization, not the efficiency of a market, which is a totally different meaning of the word.

    15. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Microsoft seems to be taking care of itself, don't you think? It's biggest challenges, Google, Nintendo, and Apple, are all making lots of money where Microsoft is losing money.

      Other companies may make progress, but that progress is often measured in fractions of a percentage point. Firefox, arguably the most successful alternative to a Microsoft product, competes against arguably the worst piece of software ever devised but hasn't reached 40% marketshare. Despite competitors like Open Office, Word Perfect and Google Documents, Office 2007 will set you back $240 list price. And that's for the upgrade. 2007 professional costs a cool $500.

      And if Microsoft's Windows/Office monopoly is threatened, they can always cut prices to hurt the competition. They could start losing a million dollars a day and easily still be in business when this country is celebrating it's tricentennial. "Let the market sort it out" isn't much of a solution if you have to wait generations for it to work.

    16. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      I don't think you've been looking at the financial reports, then :)

      Microsoft's net income grew by 250m between 2005 and 2006.
      Apple's grew by 650m. Sure, Apple is only a 2b a year income, where Microsoft is 12.6b.
      Google's grew by 1.6b, while their net income is only 3b.

      Projections for 2007 still show Google and Apple both growing faster than their larger rival. At this rate, then, Microsoft's Office and Windows monopoly will be trivialized as PC prices continue dropping. The future is in internet services and advertisements, consumer electronics, and content. The market IS sorting it out, and much faster than "generations". We will, I believe, see the results of Microsoft's inefficiencies within 10 years.

    17. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Projections for 2007 still show Google and Apple both growing faster than their larger rival.

      But that growth is coming in areas that Microsoft never dominated in the first place: Internet products and consumer electronics. Apple is also growing their computer business at a faster rate than the rest of the industry, but they still represent a small part of the overall market. And many many of those Macs run Windows through Boot Camp or Parallels and run Microsoft Office - not exactly making Redmond bleed marketshare.

    18. Re:Cue the anti government rants! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't bleeding marketshare, but the reason I postulate Microsoft is interested in dominating Internet and Consumer Electronics is that they forsee the end of their multi-billion dollar industry.

      When all PCs go for $129 (and Macs for $149), Microsoft will be getting less than $20 per PC; the equivalent, today, of the DVD licensing fees per DVD player. That means if as many PCs are sold in the future as DVD players today then Microsoft's Windows business will shrink from $3b to $1b, and the same for Office (who would pay $199 for an office suite when the PC is cheaper?).

      So to recap:
      1) Rivals grow faster
      2) Markets rivals are in are growing faster than PCs
      3) PC market will shrivel in revenue
      4) Microsoft stuck between both forces

  33. Not really a quote by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 5, Informative

    TFA is an editorial, not an article. It is the opinion of the Montreal Gazette. No bureaucrat ever said "We've never done if before, so we can't." The quote was made up to make a point in the editorial. It's not real.

    If you want to read the real article, go to the source (sorry, it is en francais. Run it through the Babelfish if you are desperate.)

    I don't disagree that the city is being a bit obstinate, but I can see why they wouldn't want to change streetfronts on Apple's request. If they do it for them, they'll have to do it for every other downtown storefront. Besides, and I am not exaggerating, the $35,000 Apple is promising probably wouldn't even cover the cost of tasking a union city crew to remove the meters, rebuild the sidewalk and put the meters someplace else.

    1. Re:Not really a quote by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides, and I am not exaggerating, the $35,000 Apple is promising probably wouldn't even cover the cost of tasking a union city crew to remove the meters, rebuild the sidewalk and put the meters someplace else.

      There's the matter of cars taking up the spots all day, unless it's posted Car Park limit 1 Hour, also having a parking warden come along and chalk tyres and monitor vehicles where the old meter was simply expired or not. (Though were I live they keep a limit of two hours on a vehicle in the same spot, meter paid up or no.)

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    2. Re:Not really a quote by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Besides, and I am not exaggerating, the $35,000 Apple is promising probably wouldn't even cover the cost of tasking a union city crew to remove the meters, rebuild the sidewalk and put the meters someplace else. I never thought I could make $35,000 in my pickup truck and having a parallel parking malfunction.

      Not that I don't doubt your estimates, i'm sure a union city crew may cost $35,000 to remove the meters and repair the sidewalk. But based on observation they can be uprooted with enough force.

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    3. Re:Not really a quote by Score+Whore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention paying the city for lost revenue due to meter removal isn't meeting the goal of the meters. The point, according to the article, is to reduce downtown parking. The purpose of the meter is to disincentivize people from parking, not to make money.

    4. Re:Not really a quote by windsurfer619 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They wouldn't have to repair the sidewalk. They would simply put "No Parking" signs where the meters were.

      And it is unlikely that they will move the meters to somewhere else. It is more likely that they would keep them in storage for a construction company to use in future sidewalk development.

    5. Re:Not really a quote by smtrembl · · Score: 1

      Well, from my opinion, it would not be surprising to see such statement be made without further thinking. Montréal is so busy with old infrastructures, it can't afford to think of the future! Ah, sacrés québécois!

    6. Re:Not really a quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft! It isn't even a real editorial.

      Everybody in Canada knows who canada.com is owned by. And we also know that the editors of the newspapers owned by the same company ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE THEIR OWN EDITORIALS.

      I shit you not. All editorial material in that newspaper is handed down from the owner and the editors have no choice but to print it. Hell, the editors don't even sign the editorials.

      CanWest MediaWorks Publications Inc. really sucks here in Canada. Do they suck as bad in Oz or NZ?

    7. Re:Not really a quote by senor_burt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, as a Montrealer, I'll have to say that the city is being just freaking idiotic about downtown parking. From removing meters to replacing them with those station monstrosities, to changing the hours of operation to cover non-business hours (9 AM to 9 PM Mon-Fri), to killing legitimate businesses owning parking lots by denying them the right to operate in the downtown area, and then increasing parking rates continuously... The current plan to replace parking spots with bike lanes only makes sense if:
      1. The city can support bicycles year 'round, instead of only having 5-7 months of bicycle-capable weather
      2. There is sufficient parking during winter months (nevermind the mega-city incompetance resulting in the snow-removal contracts which leave snow in parking areas for days at a time).

      If you work downtown - but don't live close to a metro (subway) - or train stop - you're f***ed.

      To be fair, Quebec and Montreal gov't bureaucracy is narrow-mindend and limited beyond the scope of what is normally accepted for those mentalitites (hell - look at the idiocy for what's going on with St. Laurent Blvd. - different companies working on projects spanning over a year - every one rips the road up, does their sh**, and replaces the road, before the next company takes over and does the same thing). I know several businesses which have closed up simply because of this idiocy.

      Just to work I pay in the order of $500 in parking tickets, as it is - because 2 minutes late = parking ticket, and conference calls are seldom forgiving. I don't see any road improvements - we have third-world quality roads.

      So the article, although an editorial, really does ring true.

      If Apple can pay for those spots fulltime, let them.

    8. Re:Not really a quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is a tyres?

    9. Re:Not really a quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I dont really understand how parking meters could possibly discourage people from parking downtown - if you need to get downtown, youll park wherever there is space.

      If they wanted to reduce downtown parking, then reduce the number of spots people can park in. Of course, that would be retarded - the main reason a part of an area is "downtown" is because there is lots of important stuff there.

      This reminds me of the idiotic "more roads = more cars" debate. Bunch of idiots.

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    10. Re:Not really a quote by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

      They do it for restaurants and they do it for Hotels. It costs nothing to remove the meters.

      But that is not the point. People need to park in order to buy. Most urban centers would be dead if cars would be baned. Just ask a young family to do their grocery shopping by bus. Sorry folks but the answer is building green cars not in banning parking spaces. In this I would have to agree with the city. There is nothing green about banning parking....

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    11. Re:Not really a quote by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      "Tyres" is the plural of "tyre", with "a tyre" being those rubbery things you put over wheels to stop them from digging up the road. Also spelt* "tire". Not sure about chalking the tyres, but I guess that could be used to mark cars which are already there, then when you come back later you can see if it's the same car.

      * - Spelt can also be spelt as spelled.

    12. Re:Not really a quote by zix619 · · Score: 1

      I'm a Montrealais, and how many times I heard this reasoning: "No we can't. If we do this for you then everybody else would ask for the same treatment..." the last time I heard that it was a municipal worker who refused to pick up the branches on my lawn because they weren't tied together. When I proposed to throw the branches in the truck myself, she went crazy as this was against union rules bla bla..... The unions and imbeciles who support them make that the municipal workers are paid 20% higher in Montreal than any other city in Canada!!!!

    13. Re:Not really a quote by esaul · · Score: 1

      Editorial opinions aside, why would the city make exceptions to its bylaws for a store?
      On a different note. Did you know that these new parking meters they have actually run on Linux? Made by this company called 8D, and there is already a class action law suit pending against the city in regard to these parking meters. See, these meters allow the city to sell the same period of time two or more times since once you take off, the next person won't know that the spot had already been paid for.
      They don't chalk tires here.

    14. Re:Not really a quote by gowen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I dont really understand how parking meters could possibly discourage people from parking downtown
      Because Montreal, like every other large city in North America, has public transportation.

      if you need to get downtown, youll park wherever there is space.
      Unless its 20 time cheaper just to get on a bus/metro.
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    15. Re:Not really a quote by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that the city is being a bit obstinate, but I can see why they wouldn't want to change streetfronts on Apple's request. If they do it for them, they'll have to do it for every other downtown storefront. Plus, couldn't this be considered as corruption or lobbying ? After all, they are giving money for a public organization to make them make their wishes...
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    16. Re:Not really a quote by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do my grocery shopping for my family of 5 by bike, but I live in bike-friendly Sweden.

    17. Re:Not really a quote by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't disagree that the city is being a bit obstinate, but I can see why they wouldn't want to change streetfronts on Apple's request. If they do it for them, they'll have to do it for every other downtown storefront. I don't see anyone being obstinate in this. What does strike me as being completely out of this world is Apple thinking that a handfull of money can reshape public space the way they want it (oh and could we have the sidewalks in brushed metal please). It's a city, not a trade show.
      If they don't like the cars and sidewalks and whatnots, they can go buy an empty field somewhere and build there.

      I'm actually surprised the city officials took the time to respond to lunatic requests such as this. Apple marketing people need to stop living in their idiotic la la land sometimes.

      Seriously, what's wrong with those people.
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    18. Re:Not really a quote by macshit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People need to park in order to buy.

      No they don't. In real cities, people don't need cars at all (I don't know for sure whether Montreal is a real city, but from what I hear, it's not too bad).

      Apple is clearly a bit confused by this concept (being headquartered in Cupertino, I suppose it's understandable).

      Sorry folks but the answer is building green cars not in banning parking spaces.

      No. The fundamental problem with cars is that they suck up space, and "green cars" do absolutely nothing to address that.

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    19. Re:Not really a quote by Zaatxe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do my grocery shopping for my family of 5 by bike, but I live in bike-friendly Sweden.

      It must also be "lower-gravity Sweden" or you do your grocery shopping at least 5 times a week. I also have a family of 5 and every week we fill the trunk of a hatchback Renault Clio. But I live in bike-unfriendly Brazil and I also live 18 km from the nearest decent supermarket.

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    20. Re:Not really a quote by slapout · · Score: 1

      They don't even have to be removed. They could just be covered with some Apple advertising.

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    21. Re:Not really a quote by TriggerFin · · Score: 1

      Made by this company called 8D ...

      The parking meters are made by a company with a smiley for a name? I'm never going to park in Canada again for that.
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    22. Re:Not really a quote by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I also have a family of 5 and every week we fill the trunk of a hatchback Renault Clio. But I live in bike-unfriendly Brazil and I also live 18 km from the nearest decent supermarket.

      I was just about to say that you could do groceries more than once a week, but if you live in the middle of nowhere, yeah, you've got a problem. But I don't think the issue here is banning cars from rural supermarkets, it's banning cars from crowded city centers that probably have two supermarkets on every corner. I live about 18 meters from a supermarket, there are two more within a kilometer, and I pass a couple of others on the very short bicycle ride to work. Even if cars were banned from the city center completely, there must be approximately a million others that would be reachable by car if the roads weren't permanently jammed.

    23. Re:Not really a quote by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

      I know how it is... when I lived in Spain, there were 3 supermarkets within 2 blocks from home. I used to go to them by foot, even a bicycle would be an overkill. Man, I miss those times!

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    24. Re:Not really a quote by Laur · · Score: 1

      In real cities, people don't need cars at all
      Ah, yes, the True Scotsman Fallacy rears it's head again. I suspect your list of "real cities" is substantially shorter then the rest of the world's.
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    25. Re:Not really a quote by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      No they don't. In real cities, people don't need cars at all (I don't know for sure whether Montreal is a real city, but from what I hear, it's not too bad).

      Yeah, I was going to put that new MacPro and 30" Monitor on my bike and bike the 5 miles to the outskirts of town. But then I figured I could single handedly carry it to the subway with all the crowds with less effort. Then I realized people making comments like this were either clueless or were rich enough to have servants to do their dirty work...

    26. Re:Not really a quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if it's not all that much cheaper? Walk to a distant bus stop, get on the bus, transfer to another bus, get off at the train station, take the train downtown, then get on a bus, then get on a metro...

      Not everyone works at record stores right down the street from where we live. Some of us end up working a long distance away from where we live. In this day and age there is no job security, employers show no compunction about firing workers when cushy executive compensations get threatened, so we often can plan on living close to work, only to end up living quite some distance away from our next employer, and further from the employer after that, etc.

      I'm not going to relocate just so I can be within bus/metro distance of the Apple Store, and I think that's a retarded attitude to make. People aren't going to reconfigure their lives just to suit the latest group of corrupt city planners who can't plan their way out of a wet cardboard box, who waste more public money in a week than I earn in a year...

    27. Re:Not really a quote by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      I watched Chicago crews remove dozens of parking meters over the course of a couple of weeks as the city switched to a new system. You don't have to repair the sidewalk. They have a kind of bendy circular saw that cuts the bolts flat with the sidewalk. There's a crapload of sparks for about 10 minutes, and then the parking meter falls over. The remaining sidewalk is nice and smooth and flush. It's pretty neat to watch at night.

      Oh, and I'm probably partially blind now.

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    28. Re:Not really a quote by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Most urban centers would be dead if cars would be baned. Just ask a young family to do their grocery shopping by bus.
      If it's a true urban center, then they don't have to take the bus. They buy a couple of bags two or three times a week. Or they do what I do: Have Peapod, Potash, or one of the other grocery delivery companies bring over a big load of staples (toilet paper, bottled water, etc...) every other month, and the inbetween buy a little bit here and there.

      Since I switched to this system, I eat much healthier because I eat fresher. Instead of having the suburban mentality where I have to buy a week or two week's worth of bread and fruit that's full of preservatives to last until the next shopping trip I buy a fresh new apple or two each day. I buy a bagette once or twice a week when I need some bread. It's fresher food, healthier, promotes walking, seeing neighbors, supports local businesses, improves the neighborhood and is just plain old better.

      The problem is we have too many people in the suburbs trying to impose their lifestyles on people who live in urban settings. People who live in the 'burbs don't understand that you don't need a car because they've never tried.
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    29. Re:Not really a quote by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to put that new MacPro and 30" Monitor on my bike and bike the 5 miles to the outskirts of town. But then I figured I could single handedly carry it to the subway with all the crowds with less effort. Then I realized people making comments like this were either clueless or were rich enough to have servants to do their dirty work...
      In cities they have these things called taxis . You appear to have never heard of them. For a small fee they will haul you and pretty much anything else you want a certain distance. The greater the distance, the greater the "fare."

      To put it in terms that a suburban basement-dwelling geek would understand: It's like timeshare computing with a car.
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    30. Re:Not really a quote by gowen · · Score: 1

      But what if it's not all that much cheaper?
      I didn't say public transportation would *always* be cheaper. But increasing parking fees increase the number of people for whom it *is* cheaper, thereby discouraging those people from driving. Which is what the GP couldn't seem to understand.
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  34. No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concepts by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is ironic that they very objectives that municipalities set for programs of Smart Growth very often result in precisely the opposite effects, increasing or exacerbating the undesirable elements that they seek to control. For example, in Portland Oregon they have filled in left turn pockets with planter boxes, installed "speed tables" and other "traffic calming" obstacle courses (if you were in a hurry would you be happy about having to slow down to navigate an obstacle course in your vehicle? Would that make you calmer once you exited the course or would you romp on the gas in anger and frustration to make up for lost time as you entered the freeway or the main traffic corridor?), removed parking spaces, provided too few parking spaces, and done many other misguided things in pursuit of the goal of "getting people out of their cars". After 15+ years what has been the result of these policies? Snarled traffic, increased traffic, traffic idling in slow speed stop and go driving, increased smog from more vehicles operating in the most inefficient speed and rpm range for the internal combustion engine. Basically every problem that they hopped to solve with their "Smart Growth" has in fact been made worse or even created new problems (i.e. dramatically increased smog) on top of the old ones. Portland is *worse* off because of Smart Growth and it would have been better off if they simply done nothing or at least abstained from some of the more no sense recommendations of the "Smart Growth" activists and consultants.

    It all boils down to basic economics. People will do what they want and live how they want and you cannot tell them, "The elite smart growth planners are going to tell you what it is that you *really* want (i.e. less parking) and then enforce it upon you against your will." That type of centrally planned, command and control economic or social policy has not worked and will never work. It is the height of hubris and arrogance to presume that you can change other people's lives and preferences through mandates, laws, and enforcement actions. If people cannot work within the system then they find ways around it and the economic results of the workarounds are often *highly* suboptimal resulting in a Dead Weight Loss to the economy.

  35. iPark by purplepolecat · · Score: 1

    TFA, and most of the replies here, have missed the point of parking meters.

    Cities have metered spaces so you can park there FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, but not all day. The city gets money from the meter and from tickets, daily commuters are encouraged to park outside the core, but those who really need to drive downtown can park long enough to patronise local businesses. It's a pretty good scheme.

    TFA is suffering from a case of "I don't understand the problem, therefore people who do are mindless robots".

    1. Re:iPark by garutnivore · · Score: 1

      Good point. A solution that the city might be interested in would be if Apple designed their own line of "iPark" parking meters to look better than the current ones but preserve the function that parking meters provide.

      The city might still refuse if the conditions set by Apple are not right or if they determine that opening up the door to that kind of deal will result in something unmanageable. For one thing, there should be a real premium for any company who would want to customize urban elements that are the responsibility of the city. That kind of customization should not only cover the *entire* costs involved in customizing the site but also result in *additional* profit for the city since it is a form of advertisement for the company. (It matters little that the advertisement is just in front of the store.)

      What Apple offered the city of Montreal as compensation is (as several people pointed out in this forum) not even covering the cost of removing the meters so obviously that was unacceptable to the city. At any rate, what I suggest above would certainly be better than Apple's current crappy offer.

  36. Bureaucrats Don't "Think" by JonMartin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tightened it up a bit more for you.

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  37. Speaking as a Montrealer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi:

    I don't see what the big deal is. Why should Apple be any different from any other retail shop? In fact, the new Apple store will be right across the street from Ogilvey's, one of the city's snooty end department stores. If Ogilvey's can't get rid of the parking meters (or that irritating 'musician' who plays the spoons in front of their doors) why does Apple expect to do so?

    AG
    (Apple Computer user since the 1980s.)

    1. Re:Speaking as a Montrealer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you provide evidence that these other retail shops already tried?

  38. If only... by Cyanide300 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Non -- because 'We've never done it before, so we can't.'"

    If only they had taken that attitude when they were first offered the chance to breathe.

  39. Not even a real quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reporter was summarizing the mindset of the bureaucracy, not quoting anyone with the "We've never done that ..." Nobody ever actually said it. Now it's the freaking slashdot headline. Nice one, kdawson.

  40. Re:Quebecois by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    Va chier ! :)

  41. Re:Canada's Problem by Sibko · · Score: 1

    No, silly. That's exactly what Canada does right. Sometimes, the less laws being passed, the better. Especially in this day and age where taking away civil rights seems to be the 'hip' thing for politicians to do.

    The answer is not to just go "Oh sure Apple, we'll just take these parking meters down because you asked us with bucketfuls of cash." Those meters are there for a reason, specifically: to cut down on people parking downtown. If the city government starts taking in cash for the removal of these meters, what do you think will happen to downtown parking?

  42. So pay for the whole day up front by fotbr · · Score: 1

    Not sure of the type of meter, but all I've seen will let you put in more than one quarter at a time. So have someone feed it a day's worth of quarters every morning.

    1. Re:So pay for the whole day up front by Leto-II · · Score: 1

      Not sure of the type of meter, but all I've seen will let you put in more than one quarter at a time. So have someone feed it a day's worth of quarters every morning. They usually have a limit on the amount you can put in at once. Well, you can put in more but it will only register a certain amount. This is to avoid someone doing exactly what you propose.
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    2. Re:So pay for the whole day up front by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Most street parking meters have a maximum length of time that you can put on the meter. It is frequently illegal to park longer than the maximum time that the meter allows.

    3. Re:So pay for the whole day up front by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I always just parked in the loading zones at the university. $5 university ticket, cheaper than getting a city ticket from the meter running out, and no real consequences for not paying it, since I didn't register the car with the university either so they couldn't tie it to my records.

      When it was too cold to walk or ride, I *always* had the best parking spot, and at $5 / day it was also some of the cheapest parking on campus.

  43. I call bullshit. by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "We've never done it before, so we can't."

    There is no source for the quote in TFA, and TFA is the only article I can find on the subject with the quote. I believe this is what we call "hyperbole."

    Now why wouldn't the city want to play ball? As TFA and the summary say, the entire point of the parking meters is to reduce downtown parking to begin with; it's not about the revenue, it's about the traffic (always a problem in major metropolitan centers built well before the invention of the automobile). If anything, we should be applauding the local government here for not taking the money and instead sticking by their original intent. All too many such governments would have taken the money and turned the other way.

    If anybody is failing to "think different," it's Apple themselves, who are trying to take the tried-and-true easy way out of essentially bribing a government to get their way. Something different would be to find a way to encourage all those hipster Apple fans to come to their store by, say, public transportation (save gas, ease traffic congestion, etc.).

    Would the story have the same "Boo government, yay capitalists!" slant if we were talking about a Sony store?

    1. Re:I call bullshit. by harryjohnston · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > If anybody is failing to "think different," it's Apple themselves, [...] Something different would be to find
      > a way to encourage all those hipster Apple fans to come to their store by, say, public transportation

      I think you've missed the point. Apple didn't want to get rid of the traffic meters so that customers wouldn't need to pay; they wanted to get rid of them because (they think) they look ugly.

    2. Re:I call bullshit. by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Apple didn't want to get rid of the traffic meters so that customers wouldn't need to pay; they wanted to get rid of them because (they think) they look ugly."

      I'm really disinclined to believe the "quotes" and "motives" from TFA when it looks more and more to me like an editorial rather than an actual news article (one that conveniently caters to Canada's old anglophone/francophone blood feud at that). The only other source of information I can easily find is this, which includes:

      The city says it's open to making some accommodations, but will not get rid of the meters completely.
      One would assume that, of all people, Apple's architectural design team could "think differently" and find some way to redecorate the meters in order to not ruin the ambiance or whatever, and the city seems amenable to that, but wanting the meters removed outright sounds less like "They're ugly" and more "They inconvenience our car-driving customers."
    3. Re:I call bullshit. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If they don't want the parking, get rid of the spots.
      In fact, put all your parking outside the city, and use an electric mass transit and bikes to get around. I know for a fact it can be done, the questions how much?

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    4. Re:I call bullshit. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If they don't want the parking, get rid of the spots."

      Yeah, they could launch a government War on Cars.

      Funny how many Slashdotters here are encouraging government punishment rather than persuasion.

  44. It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by semiotec · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the city officials allow Apple to do this, then they must allow other companies to do this as well. So, imagine if a significant number of companies pay for this "privilege", and the number of street-parking slots is reduced by 50% (or whatever fraction you deem to be significant), can you see the problem this would cause?

    Stupid article and stupid writer.

    1. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, Cities would have to plan their zoning intelligently! The Horrors! Or, even worse, ban automobiles inside the city limits and install a robust public transportation system. YE Gods! IT would be the beginning of the end.

    2. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by semiotec · · Score: 1

      Jobs-on-a-stick! Apple believers out on a crusade to Jobsify city planning!

      Let's just raze the cities and build massive Apple stores instead. When you have Apple, you need nothing else.

    3. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't say that at all. My intention was more that automobiles aren't exactly the most efficient or desirable means of moving people from place to place in a highly urban environment. Parking difficulties and the inefficient use of land being prime reasons. It has nothing to do with it being an Apple store or not.

    4. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by morissm · · Score: 1

      Cities could put meters everywhere but they only do it in commercial areas. It is time limited precisely because it is designed to cater to shoppers. If we allow every commerce to remove their storefront meters, they'll soon complain that their shoppers are going elsewhere because they can't park.

      Downtown commerce depends on the availability of this parking space because a lot of rich people want to drive everywhere. It might not be environmentally ideal but it is commercially imperative that we accommodate them.

      Downtown traffic and parking issues are better managed through supply-demand. Too much demand? Up goes the price. Congestion pricing and higher meter rates are the solution, not enlargement of roads by removal of side-street parking.

    5. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by Tony · · Score: 1

      Downtown traffic and parking issues are better managed through supply-demand. Too much demand? Up goes the price. Congestion pricing and higher meter rates are the solution, not enlargement of roads by removal of side-street parking.

      Yes! Absolutely!

      That way, only the well-off can park downtown, and that means only newer cars can park downtown. That'll improve the look of the city, as well, with all those Lexus, BMWs, and Hummers sitting along side the road.

      Or, as I like to say, fuck the poor! Their lives suck anyway. They should be used to it by now.

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    6. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by khallow · · Score: 1

      No, I cannot see the problems this would cause. After all, Montreal now has more money to fund parking and transportation solutions. So you lose 50% of existing spaces, but now can fund either creation of additional spaces or alternate approaches to make up for that loss with a healthy profit on the side.

    7. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by Crag · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA, but the summary says Apple asked the city to remove the _meters_, not the parking.

      The number of street parking slots is reduced by 0% under Apple's plan. It's Apple's way of offering customers validated parking. According to the summary they would pay the city whatever the city expected in revenue. So I don't see a problem. If every business in the city participated in this you'd have business-sponsored downtown parking. The businesses would be paying the city NOT to charge potential customers for parking in front of their stores.

      If the city won't cooperate, maybe Apple will pay a monkey to feed the parking meters on a regular basis.

      Also in the summary it says "The city is in the middle of a campaign to reduce downtown parking." I don't think this is relevant to Apple's proposal. If the city wants to reduce downtown parking, they can. Parking meters don't reduce downtown parking. Replacing parking with sidewalks and parks reduces parking.

    8. Re:It's Apple, so it must be okay then? by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Thank you!

      In my opinion, fuck the rich. They can take care of themselves. Forcing them to ride on public transportation might teach them some well earned humility.

  45. Shouldn't they be ... by eck011219 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... parking metres?

    tee hee ...

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    1. Re:Shouldn't they be ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't they be ... parking metres?


      I know you were joking but the actual French term is Parcmètre

  46. Real quotes from real bureaucrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20070907/CPACTUALITES/709070499/5155/CPACTUALITES

    Borough spokesman:

    "Nous sommes ouverts à certains accommodements, comme transformer une borne de stationnement double en borne simple, mais de là à les enlever complètement il y a une marge qu'on ne peut pas franchir," explique Jacques-Alain Lavallée, chargé de communication de Ville-Marie

    "We're open to certain accommodations, like changing a double meter for a single, but removing them completely is across a line we can't cross."

    From a spokesman for the city's parking authority:

    "Je pense que l'arrondissement n'a pas eu à étudier longtemps la demande d'Apple avant de refuser de retirer les bornes, dit M. Phillibert. Ces espaces appartiennent au domaine public, et ne peuvent pas devenir à usage exclusif. Ça ne se fait tout simplement pas."

    Trans: "I doubt the borough had to spend much time studying Apple's request before refusing to remove the meters," said Mr. Phillibert. "Those spaces belong to the public, and cannot be transferred to exclusive use. It just isn't done."

    My take: Apple's request is unusual and would be a bad precedent because it would worsen a chaotic, confusing parking situation by encouraging other companies to get in on the same act. Result: a horrible patchwork. On the other hand, for the right price maybe they could make them "free parking - 1 hour" without too much disruption.

  47. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many buttons do these parking meters have? Is it more than one? Is that the problem?

  48. A story about parking?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come ON! Has this blog or whatever you call it sunk that far?

    I remember around 1997 being really engaged by this site, refreshing the page all the time and jumping on every story. What happened?

  49. Not about quarters. by fm6 · · Score: 1

    This isn't about free parking. (If it were, they'd be talking about more than 3 meters!) This is about Apple not wanting its pretty, high-tech store sullied by the proximity of ugly, low-tech parking meters. Typical Apple. First because they care so much about looking kewl (their packaging has more fancy "design" vibe than most products). Second because they're willing to spend a lot of money to get that kewlness: they're notorious for buying off (at great expense) people who own the code names they want to use — or claim to.

  50. Gotta love those English speaking Canadians. by HockeyPuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be nice if they could demonstrate that other cities have accepted such an offer - keep in mind that the Gazette is Montréal's leading English language, right-leaning paper. The sense that they are also delivering a slight poke to the French spoken city officials is unmistakable.

    1. Re:Gotta love those English speaking Canadians. by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      It's funny though, I believed the quote immediately, and even afterward I still wonder if it's an accurate criticism of Quebec government.

      My knowledge of Quebec government is limited, but I have an odd litmus test. Quebec is the only jurisdiction in the US or Canada which doesn't offer personalized license plates. I haven't figured out why personalized license plates are an anglo thing, but I don't see why any jurisdiction wouldn't want to issue them. It's a win win for the citizenry and the state.

      The fact that they don't hits me as "we've never done it before so why start now" thinking.

    2. Re:Gotta love those English speaking Canadians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, the amount of money they would bring is less than the amount of money it would cost to implement the program. This has been researched on a couple of occasions in the last 15 years.

  51. Apple can't think outside of the bushell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your $ 10/hour store clerks to stuff change into the meters during business hours.

    Problem solved.

    No letters, no fuss, no muss. And a big old FU to the City of Montreal!

    Think outside of the box Apple!

    From a Microsoft PC user! Muahaha

  52. Screw that, just get Cool Hand Luke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'll fix your problem.

  53. Better than Win-Win Solution by femto · · Score: 1
    Apple puts a sticker on the meter, which tells people to go into the Apple store to get their parking costs reimbursed (no purchase required).
    • Win: Apple customers get free parking,
    • Win: the city doesn't have to do anything, and
    • Bonus: Apple gets people through the door of their shop who otherwise would not have entered.
    1. Re:Better than Win-Win Solution by semiotec · · Score: 2, Informative

      At least read the summary.

      That's not the point of this whole exercise. The parking meters and the parked cars do not conform to Apple's "vision" of their store, so they want them gone.

      They don't want any cars out front, whether or not it belongs to their customers.

    2. Re:Better than Win-Win Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well me and the other 15,000 students at my university don't like the hundreds of parking meters outside it. They don't conform to our "vision" of the place and we want them gone too.

    3. Re:Better than Win-Win Solution by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Well me and the other 15,000 students at my university don't like the hundreds of parking meters outside it. They don't conform to our "vision" of the place and we want them gone too.

      Have you tried offering $35,000,000 to the university (or whoever owns the parking meters) as reimbursement?

  54. Re:Canada's Problem by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yah, because that's different from any politician anywhere in the world.

    But, to answer your toll-ish post with another: It's better to not do something because you've never done it, than to continue to bomb the world indiscriminately because that's what you always do (I'm looking at you USA which is where I can tell you come from).

  55. I don't care that it's Apple by OrangeTide · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just think it's good to highlight the inflexibility of our city governments.

    So if this is the low value news for a "slow news day". What is high value news?

    Intel marketing brochures released as "news" ?
    Maybe the latest benchmarks from an overclocking website?

    VMWare is running VMWorld right now at Moscone center in SF, you could check that out online if you want some real tech heavy news.

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  56. Fewer cars (not less cars) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are probably French, thus I forgive you. I am not a native speaker myself (English in my third language). Still 'less cars' sounds strange.

  57. Sounds familiar... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    But I am in California. Same shit, different place.

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    1. Re:Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No, but you see...in Canada, we don't have to deal with black people. =)

    2. Re:Sounds familiar... by bi_boy · · Score: 1

      Yeah but we don't get universal health care. =/

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    3. Re:Sounds familiar... by fosterNutrition · · Score: 1

      Neither do we. Well, they say we do, but you try waiting 8 months for even basic surgery (and something serious, well just go and die).

    4. Re:Sounds familiar... by bi_boy · · Score: 1

      All of my friends in Canada haven't had any trouble with your system, granted it is all anecdotal on both sides.

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    5. Re:Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just welfare natives.

    6. Re:Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And (in Canada) my father in law had to suffer a life threatening brain tumour for 3 months that the doctors said should have already killed him when they discovered it. During which time he had pneumonia and other random sicknesses that wouldn't have occurred had his body not been shutting down. Luckily, he survived our system and lived to tell about it.

      My dad had a heart attack last year and was "lucky" they had a cardiologist on staff that night, because they normally didn't due to budget constraints. This is in the 10th largest city in the entire country.

    7. Re:Sounds familiar... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      BTW, for any non-Canadian readers, please keep in mind the GP is full of shit.

    8. Re:Sounds familiar... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Ah, sorry, parent, not GP. My mistake.

    9. Re:Sounds familiar... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      And (in Canada) my father in law had to suffer a life threatening brain tumour for 3 months that the doctors said should have already killed him when they discovered it.

      And this is a failing in the healthcare system, as opposed to a diagnostic failure, how? Further, I challenge you to demonstrate how the same thing couldn't have happened elsewhere.

      My dad had a heart attack last year and was "lucky" they had a cardiologist on staff that night, because they normally didn't due to budget constraints.

      Funny, where I live, I've never heard of such a thing. Of course, given that healthcare is run by the provinces, things tend to vary from place to place.

    10. Re:Sounds familiar... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      We get free health care here if you are without a job and bother to fill out an application for it. But it's on a county by county basis. It exists because I used it before, it works like an HMO without the premiums. (but there is still $10 copay for meds)

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    11. Re:Sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was hospitalized with a heart condition (arrhythmia) one night a couple years ago. They couldn't get ahold of the cardiologist on call until the next evening.

      Middle of the night call, hey, I can understand the response being slow, everyone's got to sleep sometime. But... to avoid calls/pages for most of the rest of the next day? When you know you're on call?

      The medical system in Canada may be hit or miss depending on where you're at, but the US system is in the exact same boat.

  58. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're off the mark a little with your economic argument. Since excess traffic has a net cost to society the whole point of regulation is to increase the opportunity cost of driving in order to create a more efficient volume of traffic. Allowing unchecked growth in traffic volume is only Pareto efficient if you neglect to include the cost of negative externalities.

  59. City has a duty to maintain a business environment by dgerman · · Score: 1

    Parking spaces serve one main purpose: to allow people to park. As some others have already stated, placing a parking meter in a parking space forces turn over. You want turn over: people coming to a downtown for a short period of time, then leaving, so the new shoppers who are arriving will find a place to park. That is the main reason few parking spaces allow for long term parking (even if you were willing to pay the price).

    The secondary effect, of course, is city revenue.

    Overall, the city has a duty to maintain a business place, not to provide parking.

    Let us assume that all stores do the same, and buy their storefront parking spots. The income for the city will remain the same, but the number of potential customers might be reduced, having secondary consequences for the stores themselves.

    I am not sure I approve or disapprove on Apple's idea. What I am sure is that it is not as simple as the posting (and some replies) argue.

  60. Bureaucrats Think??? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    That bureaucrats think at all is news!!!

  61. Re:My farts don't stink. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're also running on hydroelectric power, at least, those of us up here in the Pacific Northwest.

    bah, unless your off the grid your power is the same as everyone else's. It's a interconnected grid, if you remove your PC's their not going to turn down that hydro plant first, their going to turn down the plants with the highest incremental cost, which is probably a natural gas turbine plant (maybe in Pennsylvania.) IE any excess power in your area will be pushed to the next city over, etc, etc to a high cost producer.
    kudos to your Tax dollars for producing a good source, but your power is just as dirty/clean as everyone else's, turn down that usage.
  62. I wish it worked that way by Arceliar · · Score: 2, Funny

    By that logic, if I've never died before, I am immortal.

    Although...the highlander had to die first to become immortal.

    I'd trust the highlander more than Canadians.

  63. Yes, go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is my dream to see created, the new Republic of Canada, rid of the British Monarchy, and rid of Quebec, forever.

    1. Re:Yes, go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And still a dream to get rid of the rest of the Canada

      - Un souvrainiste

  64. Alternate, but rejected, Slashdot headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    "City blows mind of Apple, turns down money: says "'it's about the parking'"

    "Canadian Bureaucrats turn down bribe from price-gouging mega-corporation"

    "Canada reaffirms democratic values, treates everybody the same"

    But I guess none of those provided enough toungue-lovin' to Steve Jobs' tool. And Slashdot is all about giving tongue baths to Apple in between shrill whining screeds regarding Microsoft being a monopoly.

    Wow... I just thought of something- if Steve Jobs and Lunis Torballs got in a fight, who's side would Shatslot take?

    1. Re:Alternate, but rejected, Slashdot headlines by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow... I just thought of something- if Steve Jobs and Lunis Torballs got in a fight, who's side would Shatslot take? The dumbasses, like you, would all take Steve Ballmer's side.
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  65. it's another apple fag story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot has shown it's true colors yet again by making any excuse to get apple's name on it's front page. what a bunch of total apple fags, sucking steve jobs dick. getting fucked up the ass by woz.
     
    pathetic filthy small minded faggots.

  66. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By Gnu, you're right! The nightmare that is the Sunset Highway is all a result of shortsighted attempts to keep you from bombing down my residential street at 50mph, mowing down children right and left. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Portland's 24.6% increase in population from 1990 to 2007... .

  67. Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by SillyMe · · Score: 1

    Please don't paint all of Canada based on what happens in Quebec. It pains me to say it, but they are bass-ackards here. French language laws, bonuses for having children, etc.

    1. Re:Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here to say essentially the same thing. Crossing the provincial border into Quebec is like entering a foreign country.

    2. Re:Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anonymously because I've been a lurker on these boards for a while and I've never bothered creating an account.

      I am what we call a Quebecois Pure-laine (literally 100% wool, which means with an ancestry constituted pretty much of only french speakers for generations and generations) and I take offense to your comment. I agree with the first part about Loi 101 - Having a law which promotes one language over the other is not a good way to make anglo/allophones integrate better or feel part of the province. However, even though its efficiency in regards to preserving the language and culture of Quebec has been debatable, many argue that it was needed in the context of the metropole, Montreal - in the 70s, you could find a lot of shops where no one spoke french and all the writing was in english, which is pretty bad considering about half the population couldn't tell an english sentance from gibberish even if it came and slugged them in the head.
      However, it isn't that severe of a law - it merely states that when a sign is bilingual, french must come above the other language and the other language can never be in a bigger font than the french one. Contrast with laws such as in Holland (I think only in a particular region, don't remember which) where, even if there are 2 main languages (dutch and french), signs are expressly forbidden to be in french.

      Anyways, what I took offense to is that you claim to have a money bonus when having a child is ass-backwards. Maybe you don't know, but Quebec has the second lowest birth rate in the world, next to japan I believe (don't have time to check my facts, at least that was the case a few years ago). Having such a bonus helps to depend less on immigration (though we still have a lot) and helps preserve the dying french culture. Also, it is nice for new parents to get some help.

    3. Re:Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not equate the French language to your culture. There is much more to your culture than just your language, the problem with 101 is that to justify it you Quebecois latched onto the idea that language == culture. Not true.

      Also, back when "New France" invaded the colonies which led to the French-Indian war, the French got beaten back and ultimately surrendered while surrounded at Quebec city (very abridged version). If the tables were reversed, what do you think the current situation would be?

      Label me a racist or anti francophone all you want; my mother is French Canadian, my wife is French Canadian and I have plenty of pure-laine friends who thing bill 101 is legalized discrimination (both against the English and French). The ideals of the Quebecois party are invalid and absurd in the current world.

    4. Re:Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      And...the rest of Canada cannot tell French from gibberish.

      Let's make a deal - you get rid of the English language in Quebec and we get rid of the French labels on our food labels.

    5. Re:Not Canadian Bureaucrats but Quebecers by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      You ARE entering a foreign country. That's why there is an international border.

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  68. Why should they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate parking meters, but the serve a purpose other than generating revenue. Sounds like Apple is after customer only paking without paying for it.

  69. How is that flamebait? by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Looks like a socialist with modpoints and a grudge got to your post. I do so love when people mod down to express disagreement.

    Here's hoping I get this one in M2.

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  70. It isn't Free parking - they want NO parking by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Apple thinks parked cars are ugly or something.

    They don't want to get rid of the meters to make way for free parking, they want NO Parking.

    So, parked cars are ugly - Apple's solution; Don't allow cars to park. Applying a little reductio ad absurdum, one would conclude banning parking everywhere would be nice... until you have no customers.

    Wanting to remove a limited resource like down-town parking spaces is a selfish and arrogant move on Apple's part, IMHO.

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    1. Re:It isn't Free parking - they want NO parking by alienzed · · Score: 1

      Nope, they want the signs gone. That's it.

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  71. Re:My farts don't stink. by Baddas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Transmission losses mean that even with wheeling, the power from my neck of the woods never reaches the East Coast. You can look on my local utility's distribution page and see where the power goes (much to north california and seattle)

  72. how insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I would say if Apple doesn't want to deal with Canadians they shouldn't have put a store there. They can have their meters and their 18th century government too. Good riddance

    1. Re:how insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I would say if Apple doesn't want to deal with Canadians they shouldn't have put a store there. They can have their meters and their 18th century government too. Good riddance Holy shit. I was going to post a joke about how Canada should feel honored to have Apple bestow one of their Apple Store Temples for the benefit of all Canadians. How dare they refuse to kiss Steve Jobs's feet and make exceptions for Him.

      You beat me to it with your apparently serious comment.

  73. Thermite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing like a well placed flower pot full of thermite to get rid of the eyesore these meters cause and reduce them a very ornamental sidewalk art with the addition of some glaze coatings from the ceramics shop up the street. After a few treatments of this, the sidewalk will have to be replaced anyways.

    Besides what juvenile delinquent would not pass up on the opportunity for a free iPhone for performing this "community service?"
    (At the current offer rate, Apple could play this charade for 87 weeks, and more as their costs go down.)

  74. apple ignored the obvious solution by rpax9000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    i'm sure if apple changed their name to "pomme" or put mayonnaise on the parking meters, they could get away with this.

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  75. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must live in a different Portland, Oregon than the one I do.

    I don't recognise anything in your rant. On the contrary, Portland is way more liveable than any other city of its size that I know of. And I've spent a lot of time in quite a few of them.

  76. You have no idea how easy you have it. by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Informative

    After 15+ years what has been the result of these policies? Snarled traffic, increased traffic, traffic idling in slow speed stop and go driving, increased smog from more vehicles operating in the most inefficient speed and rpm range for the internal combustion engine.

    Frankly, my friend, you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about if you're so pampered as to think that Portland traffic is ever "snarled."

    Try driving in Atlanta for a couple of years before complaining about traffic. Portland is paradise in comparison; I tell you this from experience. You don't know what snarled or stop and go driving are like until it takes you 45 minutes to go 10 miles on a 8- to 10-lane interstate every damned day.

    I've been shocked by the total lack of aggression in drivers here. They usually drive at or below the speed limit (like the law requires) instead of tailgating and trying to run off the road anyone doing less than 10-15 over the speed limit like they do in Atlanta. People here are also a LOT friendlier about letting people over to merge. As much pooh-poohing as you do of traffic calming devices, I seriously suggest that you live in an area that doesn't have them before dismissing the idea that traffic engineering can modify the behaviors of drivers.

    There is a VERY marked difference in aggression between Portland and Atlanta, and I suspect that difference in how traffic is engineered here has something to do with it.

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    1. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by chromatic · · Score: 1

      You don't know what snarled or stop and go driving are like until it takes you 45 minutes to go 10 miles on a 8- to 10-lane interstate every damned day.

      Hm, sounds like you've been on 405 and I-5 North from approximately the Fremont bridge to Delta Park!

    2. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      What time of the day? I'll have to check it out to compare fairly.

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    3. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Get on 405 N off of 26 W at 5:15 (often anytime between 4:30 and 6) and try to get to Vancouver. It can be messy.

    4. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I've been shocked by the total lack of aggression in drivers here. They usually drive at or below the speed limit (like the law requires) instead of tailgating and trying to run off the road anyone doing less than 10-15 over the speed limit like they do in Atlanta. We drive the speed limit on surface streets, but we do speed on freeways, traffic permitting. I-205 is posted 55mph, but the left lane normally does 65-70. I recently followed a cop doing 70 on 205.

      I-5 between Vancouver and Wilsonville is pretty awful. Through downtown, traffic goes maybe 25mph tops if there aren't any accidents.

      A friend of mine in Phoenix AZ was trying to merge into the lane to her left, so she turned on her turn signal and slowed down, expecting the car behind her in the left lane to suddenly speed forward to jump into the space before she could merge, because that's what Phoenix drivers always do. When that didn't happen, she slowed down some more, confused. The other car was slowing down, to allow her to merge in front! Her confusion was lifted when she noticed that the other car had Oregon plates. :-)
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    5. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      We drive the speed limit on surface streets, but we do speed on freeways, traffic permitting. I-205 is posted 55mph, but the left lane normally does 65-70. I recently followed a cop doing 70 on 205.

      Atlanta's highways are posted from 65 mph (outside of the metro-Atlanta area) to 55 mph within it. 55 mph is much more common in the areas most people would consider to be "Atlanta." When traffic isn't bumper to bumper, stop and go traffic, 65-70 mph is common in the slow lane there. Middle lanes average 70-75 mph, and the left lane is usually 75-85 mph. Do not get in one of the left two lanes unless you want to be tailgated at SOME point in your journey.

      I've noticed people speeding in Portland, but it's noteworthy how much more timidly they do so. I haven't seen anyone drive about 65 mph except for me (until I notice how much I stick out and slow down).

      The major sin of Portland drivers (in my mind) seems to be the slowness with with they turn (causing more people to be stuck at a red light when it cycles or to have to come to a stop in the road) and their willingness to turn onto the road close enough in front of you to force you have to slow down to avoid hitting them. I think that comes from the assumption that most people will just docilely slow down with no ill will. In Atlanta, you stand a good chance of getting tailgated and stalked for a few miles, angrily passed (with a quick cut-off in front), and/or flipped off. (Tailgating is the by far the most common aggressive response, though.)

      I-5 between Vancouver and Wilsonville is pretty awful.

      I've heard that, but isn't that starting to get out of the city, where you mix with drivers who don't have similar traffic control schema to train them? I haven't spent too much time in the northern half of the city.

      Through downtown, traffic goes maybe 25mph tops if there aren't any accidents.

      That's by design. Downtown traffic is supposed to flow more slowly due to the tightness of the streets and the sheer number of pedestrians there. Downtown traffic is slow even in Atlanta. I just has to be that way, especially with the sheer density of streets and traffic lights in Portland.

      Side note: Portland pedestrians also seem to have a sense of entitlement even as far as out as the suburbs due to the city's walking and bike friendly nature. Atlanta pedestrians are only that way in downtown; elsewhere, a survival instinct makes them a little more wary. I find myself in humorous passive-aggressive confrontations because of this where my drilled in survival reflexes make me refuse to cross pedestrian crosswalks with cars present, and cars refuse to move on until I cross. Where I'm from, pedestrian crosswalks are (effectively) for excusing people who are already crossing them instead of for making drivers yield way. You don't presume to cross unless you don't see anybody coming. (Unless you live in downtown.)

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    6. Re:You have no idea how easy you have it. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The major sin of Portland drivers (in my mind) seems to be the slowness with with they turn (causing more people to be stuck at a red light when it cycles or to have to come to a stop in the road) and their willingness to turn onto the road close enough in front of you to force you have to slow down to avoid hitting them. If you're making e.g. a right turn from the right lane, you are supposed to turn into the right lane, not cross a lane and turn into the left (or center or whatever) lane. Although many people ignore that rule, it is a rule, and a lot of people follow it - but they misjudge the speed of traffic already in that lane, and like you said, the assumption is that people will slow down for them, because people do slow down for them.

      I-5 between Vancouver and Wilsonville is pretty awful.

      I've heard that, but isn't that starting to get out of the city, where you mix with drivers who don't have similar traffic control schema to train them? I haven't spent too much time in the northern half of the city. You misunderstand: Vancouver is north of Portland, and Wilsonville is south of Portland. The entire stretch of I-5 in between is usually slow.

      Through downtown, traffic goes maybe 25mph tops if there aren't any accidents.

      That's by design. Downtown traffic is supposed to flow more slowly due to the tightness of the streets and the sheer number of pedestrians there. Downtown traffic is slow even in Atlanta. I just has to be that way, especially with the sheer density of streets and traffic lights in Portland. I wasn't clear: I was referring to the section of I-5 that passes through downtown Portland; the central part of that Vancouver-to-Wilsonville section I mentioned earlier. It's posted 50mph, but with traffic it crawls.

      Side note: Portland pedestrians also seem to have a sense of entitlement even as far as out as the suburbs due to the city's walking and bike friendly nature. Atlanta pedestrians are only that way in downtown; elsewhere, a survival instinct makes them a little more wary. I find myself in humorous passive-aggressive confrontations because of this where my drilled in survival reflexes make me refuse to cross pedestrian crosswalks with cars present, and cars refuse to move on until I cross. Where I'm from, pedestrian crosswalks are (effectively) for excusing people who are already crossing them instead of for making drivers yield way. You don't presume to cross unless you don't see anybody coming. (Unless you live in downtown.) It's polite to stop for people who are waiting at a crosswalk, particularly if there's traffic behind you so it looks like the pedestrians might be waiting for awhile. Pedestrians have the right of way, but as a pedestrian, you have a responsibility to not get your ass run over. Usually the driver will motion for the pedestrian to cross; if you're a pedestrian, watch for that (and if you're a polite driver, do that).

      But you're right, in downtown Portland, the rules all change. It's very car-unfriendly, and I try to avoid driving there whenever possible. It's a much better idea to park at a TriMet Park & Ride lot and take the MAX.
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  77. This is the must racist anti french newspaper in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    earth !
    Don't beleive what the Montreal Gazette said about Montreal. It's always false.
    Like someone have said go to other source.

  78. Tickets are cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one can afford wares from Apple Store, one can afford a parking ticket as well.

  79. First let me say I am Canadian by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    born in B.C.
    We all think weird.

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    1. Re:First let me say I am Canadian by leuffi · · Score: 1

      wow, you're that old and still posting on slashdot? incredible.

  80. Stop with the DIGG Skool of headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know making headline is an art. In this case it brings down slashdot. I use to think Digg was the coolest site ever. But over time it has become the dung heap it is now. Mainly due to the tabloid headlines and exaggerated summaries. Reddit is headed in that direction too. Soon I'll have to go back to CNN to get my news fix.

  81. That's a lame offer by Deadstick · · Score: 1
    FTFA: So Apple made Ville-Marie borough an offer: "three meters, $3 an hour, so many hours a week, carry the 3 .... we'll give you about $35,000 to cover the lost revenue from those meters over five years. How about it?"

    Two words: meter maids. The real revenue from parking meters isn't the quarters people put in them: it's the fines they pay if they don't put in enough quarters.

    rj

  82. Ad Scam by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Apple would have had better luck if they worked through an Ad Agency, instead of approaching City Hall directly. It is all about spreading the graft around, you can't just pay the City, that is not the French way.

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  83. Solution by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Apple can employ staff to feed the meters. Most cities take exception to other people paying for parking, but this would be a nice means of protesting a system of nickel and diming the consumer.

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    1. Re:Solution by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      Which wouldn't solve anything as their is no indication on meters that time is left on them.

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  84. Translated Article Text by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    APPLE wants to put the parking meters in the basket
    Sara Champagne

    The Press

    The APPLE giant, who projects to open his doors with the downtown area of Montreal soon, tried in vain to make remove parking meters in front of his future store. Concerned of its image design, the American firm offered to the Town of Montreal the equivalent of the receipts of these apparatuses considered to be not very aesthetic, is nearly 35 000$ per five years, learned the Press.

    Waste of time and effort. The district of City-Marie, who confirms to have received the demand for last March, refused this preferential treatment considered to be "unacceptable". The three electronic terminals, located opposite 1321 Sainte-Catherine Ouest, and close to the Ogilvy house, are thus there to remain.

    "We are opened with certain compromises, as to transform a terminal of parking doubles in simple terminal, but from there to remove them completely there is a margin which one cannot cross", explains Jacques-Alain Lavallée, in charge of communication of City-Marie. It adds that APPLE Canada did not give sign of life since this end not-to receive, also approved by Stationnement of Montreal, which manages the spaces tariffed on street, to 3$ the hour, the downtown area.

    The arrival in Montreal of the future flagship APPLE became an open secret in the world of the aces of data processing and the Mac products. The room, rented in the District of the museums, has a surface of 9300 square feet, and rises on two stages, with a mezzanine out of glass. The place is occupied at present by the Mens shop, which moves its home in November, boulevard De Western Maisonneuve, close to the street Stanley.

    "I know that APPLE already visited the room with architectural plans, known as Boujmada, manager of Lie, who confirms to have yielded his lease to the data-processing firm. But I do not know when their opening is envisaged."

    Motus, stops bent!

    Faithful to its tradition, APPLE Canada did not want to comment on its establishment in Montreal, nor the presence of the terminals on the front of its room. The giant did not indicate either that following the refusal, it planned to find a site more "aesthetic" for his new store.

    "APPLE never makes comments on its projects of businesses, explains the spokesman of the company in Quebec, Jean-Guy Rens. We speak only about our products. There will be thus no comments."

    According to information's on MacQuébec and APPLE insider, of the sites of bitten APPLE products, the store of Montreal will open its doors the next summer or with the autumn 2008, and will become the shop headlight of the giant in Canada, with the image of APPLE Store of the 5e Avenue, in Manhattan.

    On his side, the spokesman of the company Parking of Montreal, Michel Philibert, adds that the parkings tariffed on street are used to ensure the rotation of the vehicles, and by the fact even a bearing of the customers which attend the trade.

    "I think that the district did not have to study a long time the demand for APPLE before refusing to withdraw the terminals, Mr. Phillibert says. These spaces belong to the public domain, and cannot become of exclusive use. That is not done quite simply."

    Not bad for Babelfish.

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    1. Re:Translated Article Text by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Not bad for Babelfish.

      Pretty good, exactly. Sounds just like a Quebecker trying to speak english!

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    2. Re:Translated Article Text by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod parent up, that's the freaking funniest thing I've seen all day. And the other poster is right... sounds like a guy I met in Edmonton once, a transplanted Quebecker working in the oil fields.

    3. Re:Translated Article Text by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Motus, stops bent!

    4. Re:Translated Article Text by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

      Yes, I really felt that spoke to the crux of the issue.

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  85. Re:My farts don't stink. by Grail · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hydroelectric is the most expensive form of electricity generation, followed closedly by wind power, then nuclear, with gas and coal falling way, way down the list.

    The main benefit of hydroelectric power is that it can be stopped and started so quickly. The coal and gas plants take the best part of an hour to ramp up or down, so you use the hydroelectric plan to carry the burden until the more efficient (and slow, cumbersome) plants come up to speed.

    Of course, if you live in a country that has to import most of its coal from Australia, especially if you live in a mountainout region with a high annual rainfall, the story may be different.

    The high cost of nuclear power is what is driving the Howard government to consider "carbon tax" on all coal and gas fired power plants, so that the nuclear plants that Little Johnny wants so desperately can be built by commercial interests without extensive government subsidies.

    All of this is extremely off topic, of course. I expect the burough's true motivation for denying Apple's request to convert three parking meters to a "no parking" zone is the loss of parking fine income.

  86. RTA: Apple's goal is NO CARS, not free parking by dinodriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple doesn't want to remove the parking meters so their customers can park for free. They want to remove the meters so that no one can park in front of their store at all! They want to turn the three spots into a no-parking zone and offered to reimburse the city for the revenue lost by the three spots, while simultaneously helping with the city's goal of fewer parked cars downtown.

  87. Not quite so simple by Improv · · Score: 1

    It's not as unwise as it might seem. Entanglement of business and state is something that should bear a lot of scrutiny to avoid privilege. A second, weaker reason is that parking meters make for a nice means to allow uniform handling/detection of abandoned vehicles.

    The state has an obligation to try to keep its administration reasonably consistent without playing favourites. Apple shouldn't expect ties like this to happen without careful consideration.

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  88. Re:My farts don't stink. by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1, Informative

    Although initial setup costs of Nuclear generators might be much more expensive AFAIK the cost per MW of a nuclear generator is far lower then just about anything else available, if anybody has some numbers that says otherwise they're welcome to correct me. BTW How the hell did a discussion on parking in front of an Apple store turn into a discussion on power generation, this has got to be the most extreme slashdot non-sequitur I have ever seen.

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  89. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by tfoss · · Score: 1

    It all boils down to basic economics. People will do what they want and live how they want
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    It is the height of hubris and arrogance to presume that you can change other people's lives and preferences through mandates, laws, and enforcement actions. What utter baloney. Of course gov't can alter aggregate behavior, to argue otherwise is to ignore the world around you. Laws work, taxes work, mandates work. Not for 100% of people or 100% of the time, but in aggregate they certainly do. It *is* basic economics, where individuals factor in their preferred behavior (I want to ride my motorcycle through north carolina without wearing my helmet), the risks associated with it (getting pulled over & getting a $100 ticket) and decide whether or not to do it. Helmet laws work, changing "other people's lives" very effectively. You can argue that land use planning does work very well, and in many cases that is true (though not in all). But to jump from there to claiming that a government can't change behavior is long, incorrect leap.

    if you were in a hurry would you be happy about having to slow down to navigate an obstacle course in your vehicle? Would that make you calmer once you exited the course or would you romp on the gas in anger and frustration to make up for lost time as you entered the freeway or the main traffic corridor?

    Well, actually if it were me, I would get pissed off the first few times and then try to find a different way to get where I was going. In fact, I've done exactly that in response to traffic calming additions where I live. This is the rationale behind such things...people are adaptable and will act to minimize the aggravation caused by external factors beyond their control (like speed bumps every quarter mile). In fact, you say the same thing: "If people cannot work within the system then they find ways around it."


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  90. There is free parking by Braedley · · Score: 1

    In Montreal's defense, there is free parking ... near McGill University. And probably near Concordia as well. Both are well within walking distance of the location, although granted, I don't think Apple wants their customers walking the kilometre it would take to get the free parking. Not that you really want to try and park on Saint Catherine's, or Crescent near by. The city could remove the "meters" (they aren't even actual meters AFAIK, just signs that indicate which parking spot to pay for at the actual meter 20 feet away) and replace them with less conspicuous signs. Everyone's happy, except the poor schmo who didn't see the less conspicuous sign and now has a parking ticket.

  91. Here's an idea by blackjackshellac · · Score: 0, Troll
    Apple can just buy some groovy cars to fill the spots and keep pumping loonies into the metres.

    Fscking Apple fanboy reporter, or what?

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  92. Re:Canada's Problem by jax9999 · · Score: 0

    No, the reason they are there is to reduce parking, removing them would increase parking.

    this is the example of Canada not bowing over for money.

  93. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having lived in Montreal for 3.5 years (recently moving back to NY), this does not surprise me one bit. The idiocy of the government in the city and the province is mind blowing. My wife is originally from Montreal and if it wasn't for the great nightlife, culture (and we do not equate language to culture!!!) and inexpensive cost of living there, we don't believe there would be any valid reason to live there. The infrastructure is horrific, the unions control everything, the roads can and will never get fixed (again because of the unions), the drivers are terrible, the health care is laughable (cant find a GP!), love that double taxation (provincial sales tax) etc.

    Great city to visit, but there is no way in hell we will ever live there again.

  94. Bad ideas are easy.... by Taxis · · Score: 1

    In a city where everyone is looking for places to park, if people know that they can get free parking in front of an apple store, they will. It will be next to impossible to find those spots freed because people who work in the neighborhood will take them before any customers could, and they will stay there all day. Then comes the issue of enforcement, which is a nightmare unto itself and will create more issues than the money apple is willing to pay is worth. Not to mention the fact that it gives other companies license to request the same thing. It sounds like a really good idea without the common sense. I can understand why the city would respond negatively.

  95. The high cost of free parking by Red+Leader. · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that no one has seen/mentioned the work Donald Shoup at UCLA has done covering the very high societal costs associated with free parking. I'm further surprised (although I guess I shouldn't be) that the "progressive" Apple is pushing for free parking given the conclusive evidence that free parking is very harmful to the environment, increases traffic, and wastes everyone's time.

    See

    the high cost of free parking in the SFGate. The research behind this article can be found on the professor's UCLA page.

  96. asthetics by Anonymous+Poodle · · Score: 1

    Babelfish translation:

    The APPLE giant, who projects to open his doors with the downtown area of Montreal soon, tried in vain to make remove parking meters in front of his future store. Concerned of its image design, the American firm offered to the Town of Montreal the equivalent of the receipts of these apparatuses considered to be not very aesthetic, is nearly 35 000$ per five years, learned the Press.

    In other words, parking meters are icky.

  97. They're just trying to avoid fights... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    They're just trying to avoid people fighting over the "free!" parking spots.

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  98. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by edisk1353 · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to drop in one thing that I don't think has been stated here. The idea of traffic calming devices is not to make individual drivers calmer; the idea is to calm traffic on the aggregate. This might mean slowing it down, but more likely it implies reducing it in the first place. The environmental ideas are well known; sometimes however there is even the impetus of increasing sales by allowing people to more easily reach the stores they want to reach (ahem jaywalking) or simply to feel more comfortable. You encourage pedestrians and mass transit. Parking meters have nothing to do with this. As has now been said umpteen times, the parking meters are set up so that more people are able to park, if for shorter periods of time.

    In fact let me just say that I heavily doubt that there is anything in this article that even vaguely has anything to do with smart growth. There is interest in Montreal in urban projects (a new tram line, the replacement of a freeway), but I can't recall any in that neighborhood. This Apple store will be right on Saint Catherine street, one of the busiest shopping drags in the town, which runs straight through downtown. Metro and pedestrian connectivity in the area is already very good and well-used, and you can only cut use of a major downtown artery so far. At best, implementing traffic calming here would be futile.

  99. offensive yet boring and stupid by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a Canadian I find this article and half the comments about it kind of offensive.

    In the first place this is Quebec, which is ... well let's just say it is "unique" and quite different from the rest of Canada so you are tarring all of Canada with a brush that should be meant only for a small minority. It's also offensively implies that "Canada is doing something wrong here" or that we are unimaginative, backward etc. when in fact the reverse is the case.

    The fact that a company could not bribe a municipal government to go against it's own bylaws and provide special treatment to a high-end retail establishment is something to celebrate, not berate.

    I am a big Apple fan, but this is really a kind of outrageous request. If this kind of stuff is common in the United States, well then I feel sorry for you. Horay for any government that is above the petty manipulations of the business community I say.

    Lastly, as others have mentioned, how much more of a boring non-story could there be?

    1. Re:offensive yet boring and stupid by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      The fact that a company could not bribe a municipal government to go against it's own bylaws and provide special treatment to a high-end retail establishment is something to celebrate, not berate.

      I wouldn't quite go that far. In fact, I wouldn't go that far at all.

      As a Canuckistanian, I have absolutely no problem with Apple trying to find a solution that meets the interests of both parties. Apple put forth a perfectly reasonable alternative; it was, of course, the city's right as well to say no.

      But no problem whatsoever for Apple to make the offer.

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  100. Re:City has a duty to maintain a business environm by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

    I should also note that the intent of the new parking meters in Montreal is not only to increase revenue (it's now more expensive, and you can't piggyback on other people's time), but also to encourage mass transit. It's now cheaper to use the metro system then to try and find a parking space downtown and pay the prices. As a resident, I really don't mind this. While I'll sometimes take the car down there for particular reasons, it's also just as easy to park near the metros and take them in.

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  101. Obviously they don't want to remove by WetCat · · Score: 1

    Because main reason in that meters is not to make revenue, but to convince automobilsts not to use cars in the city for ecological and traffic reasons.

    1. Re:Obviously they don't want to remove by nonos · · Score: 1

      Main reason for meters is to make money. Ecological and traffic reasons are just excuses. Only poor people are discouraged, why would only rich people be allowed to pollute and jam traffic ?

    2. Re:Obviously they don't want to remove by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Main reason for meters is to make money. Ecological and traffic reasons are just excuses. Only poor people are discouraged, why would only rich people be allowed to pollute and jam traffic ? Because there aren't as many of them - it's the same way any "sin tax" works.
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  102. That's not "Canada".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....That's Montreal, Quebec. The Quebec government is so stuck-up arrogant that even the French laugh at them.

  103. Parking wants to be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to criticise the SFGate article too much, but it seems to be skewed towards thinking only about parking in "popular" cities. In most other places, the situation is completely different.

    For example, I'm currently in New Haven. The city goes out of its way to put parking meters wherever it can, and patrols them regularly. Then, the city wonders why people from the suburbs don't come into the city (because it's easier to go to a suburban store with free parking), and why businesses move out of the city (eg. Utrecht Art Supplies moved out because of the lack of cheap parking). I can see that San Francisco, Boston, or NYC could probably get away with charging for parking without hurting their own economies; people are more likely to want to go there, and they have working public transportation. But for struggling citites, I think it just convinces people to avoid the cities whenever they can.

    As for Old Pasadena (as mentioned in the SFGate article), I thought I remembered there being plenty of places with free parking nearby. You could validate your parking ticket from the mall's parking garage (there's a Cold Stone upstairs), and I thought the metered zone wasn't more than a couple blocks - you could easily park for free a block or two away and walk.

    The article also seems to miss the difference between good and bad design - the San Francisco convention center apparantly has very little parking but is integrated into the city, the LA convention center is far from the city because of all the parking lots - but eg. the San Diego convention center has the parking garage below it. So it's integrated into the city, and has parking. Isn't that a better option?

  104. Re:My farts don't stink. by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to nitpick, but coal generation stations take much more then an hour to start up. Depending on the size of the facility, it can take from 24 hours to several days to get all turbines to capacity.

  105. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by dodobh · · Score: 1

    Cars impose a net cost on society. Perhaps it's time to tax cars based on the roadspace they use as well. And the pollution they spew into the air.

    People can live where they want, but commuting in a private vehicle is not a right. Sure, you can choose to drive, but perhaps the right solution is to look at something else.

    To make another analogy, stop whining about Windows being insecure and riddlable with spyware and viruses and switch to something else. (A computer analogy on a car thread).

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  106. Re:My farts don't stink. by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, hydroeletric is one of the cheapest sources of energy. The facilities last way longer that the alternatives, there's no much personnel involved in operations and there's no fuels to be bought. Usually, operating cost per Kw/h is one quarter of that from coal. Really, I have no idea where you got this idea of hydro being the most expensive source of energy, it's one of the silliest comments I've ever seen here.

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  107. Purpose by mhannibal · · Score: 0

    If the purpose of the parking meters is to make money for then city, then yes - who cares who pays. If the purpose of the parking meters is to regulate the amount of cars downtown, then Apple shouldn't be allowed to pay their way out of it.

  108. Re:My farts don't stink. by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

    I think parent meant that CHANGING output to meet demand takes about hour when facility is already running.

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  109. you by Angelwhore · · Score: 1

    umm. yea.... i think you dont know what you are talking about, i mean come on, you dont even know!!

  110. There's always another way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  111. Stop painting a country because of one city by techno_dan · · Score: 1

    How did the whole country get labeled for something the City of Montreal did? It's like saying all Americans are taking sport enhancing drugs because a few do.

    1. Re:Stop painting a country because of one city by argent · · Score: 1

      It's like saying all Americans are taking sport enhancing drugs because a few do.

      Wait, you're saying I don't need to take these steroids?

  112. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Perhaps it's time to tax cars based on the roadspace they use as well. And the pollution they spew into the air."

    You mean like a gas tax?

  113. Apple buys... by crivens · · Score: 1

    Microsoft buys countries to get their votes. Apple buys... parking meters?????

  114. free parking is not free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, and I am not exaggerating, the $35,000 Apple is promising probably wouldn't even cover the cost of tasking a union city crew to remove the meters, rebuild the sidewalk and put the meters someplace else.


    "Free" parking is really only free when it comes to revenue. There are social and environmental costs associated with it, as the recent book The High Cost of Free Parking by a UCLA professor points out:

    http://www.raisethehammer.org/index.asp?id=072
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4622062
    http://www.its.berkeley.edu/itsreview/summer2005/freeparking.html
  115. Re:My farts don't stink. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    Transmission losses mean that even with wheeling, the power from my neck of the woods never reaches the East Coast.

    So of course your source of electricity is going to find it's closest ground, and that is never going to be too far, but still removing your source to ground raises the voltage level on the entire circuit, regardless that their are a 1000 Voltage sources, and a million paths to ground.

    I was thinking more of the social economic cost. IE for record keeping (I assume) whoever owns the lines that your municipality sends their excess power to pays (and passes the cost on).

    I agree your electrons are not making it to the East coast, but my assumption is that if Oregon doesn't sell it's power to CA, then Nevada will. If Nevada doesn't sell it's power to CA, then it would sell it to NM...

    So a KWh not consumed in Oregon will release that capacity to anywhere in the Grid, thats the point of the Grid.

  116. For the record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's get one thing straight right now: this is Quebec, not Canada.

    Not that I'm defending Canadian politicians, or have anything against the French as a whole, but Quebec politicians have ambitions that could make a dictator blush.

  117. And you trust these people with anything? by bkedersha · · Score: 0

    This is a classic expamle showing that politicians and beaucrats are morons. How can you trust them to do anything right? Vote Libertarian! http://www.libertarian.ca/ and http://www.lp.org/

  118. Re:My farts don't stink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I expect the burough's true motivation for denying Apple's request to convert three parking meters to a "no parking" zone is the loss of parking fine income."

    I don't think so, TFA said the city had the option of making the stretch "no parking" which would also generate parking fine income.

  119. been there done that by reedjjjr · · Score: 1

    I was in Toronto in early 1974 while the tower was going up. I was there to teach Canadian National Telecommunications personnel how to set up timing equipment using an oscilloscope to view LORAN waveforms. The class started at 8:30. Just after 8AM the welders up on the tower would strike their first arcs on top of 1200 feet of rebar and the LORAN signals would disappear below the noise level. I asked the class to come in the next day at 7:30 so I could show them the proceedure. They acted as though I was asking to date their wives. Their day started at 8:30, period.

  120. *cough* below the speed limit? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Gods, no wonder the traffic is so bad. I've found that doing 10-15 miles above the speed limit here in San Diego helps traffic. Terrifying older people or slower people into staying on the surface roads. While tailgating strictly speaking is a bad idea (dents sucks, dying does too God-bless my airbags) it's a fairly effective way to get snoozers to stop using the passing lane as a roomier slow lane. Plus theirs nothing better then using my fuels friendly Yaris with it's compact body to swiftly cut-off cellphone addicted BMW drivers and block those ungodly "I'm so big I don't need to signal" trucks from pulling into your lane (ya, I've probably got a short life expectancy).

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    1. Re:*cough* below the speed limit? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You're part of the problem.

      People driving more slowly, but less aggressively will have a higher traffic throughput than people trying to drive more quickly and aggressively in high traffic density situations.

      People in Portland drive a little quicker on the freeways but keep at or under the speed limit on surface streets -- unlike Atlanta where it's whatever you can get away with. It takes some getting used to, and it's very frustrating when you're in a hurry and already worked up, but it's pretty comfortable if you're in a more chill mood. The homogeneity of speed also means less people getting frustrated at not being able to travel how fast they want to, and it provides less opportunities for rear-end collisions.

      San Diego's a lot like Atlanta from what I hear. I'd seriously recommend living a month in a community with less aggressive traffic and trying to adapt to it. It'll give you a whole different perspective on what traffic is supposed to be like, especially if you take to heart the link I provided above.

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    2. Re:*cough* below the speed limit? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      I've lived, and driven, in Chicago, Dallas, Toronto, Montreal (very little), Seattle, and most recently San Diego.

      Chicago: run of the mill rudeness. Hard to merge. Gotta force your way in. Do not signal a lane change -- other guy will just speed up (though the general strategy is signal, slow down, merge behind, and ride his ass for a while). Typical.

      Dallas: can't trust a driver's signal. Ever! Easier than Chicago, though. Oh, and if you think you can turn left once in the intersection waiting to turn and the light changes, think again: it might still be green for oncoming traffic. At least one intersection in Allen, TX works that way.

      Toronto: Merge? You think you gonna merge? Who the fsck do you think you are to get to go where I wanna be?! I guess they're wanna-be New Yorkers. Torontonians in general were the rudest people I ever met anywhere (as in the neighbours got indignant when I hired a kid to mow my lawn: "who the hell are you to not be taxed enough that you can hire help?").

      Montreal: Like Toronto, but mostly in French. Oh, and a "pont" is a bridge.

      Seattle: People let you merge. They slow down if necessary. Yield right of way when they don't have to sometimes and that can get confusing (as in you want to yell at them "go, doofus!" but don't 'cause they think they're being nice.) Some places are wiered, though: like freeways where some entrance ramps are HOV-only. Montrealers do have an inate sense of right of way and lord help one who is mistaken.

      San Diego: Drive fast. Very fast. No one signals (which frustrates the hell out of me when I want to make a left turn and don't know where the opposing traffic is going to sneak in a turn). Merging at high speed just *works*, though. Lots of medians and legal U-Turns in intersections.

      Each city seams to have its unique driving culture, and things work best when one fits into it: driving asertively when necessary and politely when customary.

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    3. Re:*cough* below the speed limit? by msimm · · Score: 1

      I can't cover anything but Seattle and San Diego. I grew up in Seattle and I totally agree. I think people tended to drive pretty good and it left me with some good habits (ice, maybe, you have to pay attention sometimes). San Diego is fast. But the congestion is sort (at least on my routes) of light, so ya, it does work. The inability to use blinkers *is* frustrating and often I'll open up for people when they signal and keep tight if they just kind of hover (mostly because it's kind of 50/50 they are just talking on the phone or spaced out, not merging).

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    4. Re:*cough* below the speed limit? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Yeah, Seattle drivers blew me away. Sure, there's always some idiot somewhere, but, for the most part, it was bliss driving there.

      As for ice, that's the one thing they're not used to, though it's understandable.

      I grew up in Montreal, and having driven there, Toronto, and Chicago, in winter, you know how to deal with ice, and treacherous black ice.

      We had a bit of a winter storm in Seattle last year, and traffic was hopelessly clogged, with 405 closed northbound on all lanes for hours. I was prevented taking Paradise Lake Rd. to get to 522 and Monroe by a cop who didn't believe I could make the one small hill there, and ended up taking 11 hours to get to Monroe from Redmond. I was *amazed* at the cars in ditches -- it wasn't *that* bad. I had chains if necessary, but I still wasn't allowed to proceed. Grr.

      Living in Dallas when we had a bit of snow was fun: no one was on the roads when I went to work, and I was stopped by a cop who was wondering why I was traversing the dangerous roads. Once he heard my Canuck accent, he said, "You're not from around here, are ya?". "No, originally Canada," I replied. "Ah, sorry to have held you up, watch out for the locals."

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  121. Re:No Parking And "Smart Growth" are Flawed Concep by dodobh · · Score: 1

    A gas tax is for the not-easily-recoverable gas you consume. A pollution tax is what it costs society to clean up your mess (think global warming, pollution related diseases, etc). The road space tax would discourage driving in urban areas, because there land is scarcer/more densely populated (and you have to only consider peak population densities, especially in office areas).

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  122. Is this surprising ? by theonetet · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is a "Canadian" behavior rather that a "Quebec" one. Remember what happenned with Le Cirque du Soleil project in Montreal... The fall of a beautifull project because of bureaucrats ! They are making me sick...

  123. Obviously you've never driven a Yaris... by msimm · · Score: 1

    It's like a commuting moped. But gas less expensive and I get to laugh at my friends.

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  124. Waking up in a ditch chained to a goat by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    sure does ruin your day.

    That any better?

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  125. An alternative option. Pay the city to cover meter by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    In Victoria, film crews often get the city to cover up parking meters so they can park their equipment trucks and trailers during filming. I don't understand why the city cannot accept money to simply cover up the meters and install a sign saying "For Apple Store customes only".

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  126. reading comprehension: 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA: The borough could do that simply by making the three-car stretch into a No Parking zone.

  127. Re:My farts don't stink. by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for Redmond, but here in Montreal (where that shiny new Apple store will be), that's not the case.

    Quebec, due to the success of our government-owned power company HydroQuebec, has its own interconnect. Texas does too, IIRC. HydroQuebec is the single largest producer of hydroelectricity in the entire world, and tends to produce much power power than we use. Quebec makes quite the pretty penny selling that excess power to other provinces and the US.

    However, you can twist your logic a bit to make it still apply. Because Hydro sells their power to people with much dirtier sources (like the US), by reducing power usage HERE, there is more available to sell THERE. And if some place like the US then buys more power, they're using their own dirty sources less.

    Of course, that's IF the extra capacity is sold. Does Hydro sell all excess power, or just as much as people are willing to buy? If excess power doesn't result in increased sales to outside grids, then reducing our power consumption doesn't really do anything for the environment.

    OK, so Hydro-Quebec actually does have some non-hydro sources. Out of their 35.19 GW capacity, 2.145 GW are produced through other means (thermal, gas turbine, and nuclear). Still, 94% hydro isn't too bad, especially considering that a decent chunk of the non-hydro is that CANDU nuclear reactor.

  128. Cool Hand Luke by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

    I'm disappointed nobody has promoted the obvious solution: Get Paul Newman to reprise his "Cool Hand Luke" role, and cut down the parking meters. Win-win -- even the MPIAA might like it, if they can sell a few DVDs of an old movie (but a classic, IMO). I doubt Paul would get the jail time Luke did, but that might be the one drawback.

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  129. MTL parking meters are just place holders by protosage · · Score: 1

    The really funny thing that nobody has seemed to mention is the a montreal "parking meter" is a post with a number on it now. All the "metering" happens at the electronic pay stations. the actual post with the number just marks the spot where you parked. Apple could coveivably ask to make custom posts, or put sidewalk plaques or something like that with the space number. How the system works is you park your car, take note of the number where you parked, find a pay station punch in the number of the parking meter, then pay for the time you want. You don't even put your ticket on your dash. The system has a pretty big flaw too. You can reset the time on a "parking space" by typing it in at any pay center and then making a minimum payment of a quarter. So if someone just paid the 6$ max fee for 2 hours of parking you can reduce that to about 15 minutes.

  130. Re:Canada's Problem by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    (I'm looking at you USA which is where I can tell you come from)

    You're wrong.

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  131. Awesomeness by Big+Homestead · · Score: 1

    "....Really, if Ville-Marie were in charge of designing computers, the world would still be using quill pens." Well said. Indeed. I could enter one of many French jokes here, but out of respect will not.

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