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  1. Anus on Exposing Spammers For All They're Worth · · Score: -1

    I'll just expose my anus, instead.

  2. Re:Easy. on A Real Bourne Shell for Linux? · · Score: -1

    Congratulations! You've encountered a "bitchslapped" user. When the editors don't like a certain account, they bitchslap it to auto-post at -1. Your beloved editors are censors themselves!

  3. email on Onstar Navigation System to Deliver In-Car Spam · · Score: -1
  4. Re:fp on Ext3 Filesystem Explained · · Score: -1

    Finally back and you treat me like this? I thought you were funny with your plagiarized posts!

  5. Re:Hope this doesnt happen in the US on BC Scraps Mandatory Video Game Ratings · · Score: -1

    I say I wanna suck your raging hardon... badly. That's right, let me at it.

  6. Re:fp on Ext3 Filesystem Explained · · Score: -1

    I claim your micropenis as my own.

    -The Gay Avenger

  7. Re:Hope this doesnt happen in the US on BC Scraps Mandatory Video Game Ratings · · Score: -1

    Game ratings aren't law in the US.

    Dumbass.

  8. Re:Hmmm on Apple Patent Blocking PNG Development · · Score: -1

    I was planning on sending them an email that said "U FUKUERS U SUK COCK1!!! I HOPE U DIE OF AIDS THX" but you've changed my mind.

    Thank you

  9. Hmm.... on Computer DJ Uses Biofeedback to Mix · · Score: -1

    But does he suck mean dick? That's all I care about.

  10. *BSD is dying on Byte: FreeBSD vs Linux Revisited · · Score: -1

    *BSD is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when last month IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    *BSD is dying

  11. Re:fp on Honda's ASIMO A Few Steps Closer To Human · · Score: -1

    That is hot.

  12. Re:Too bad on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: -1

    I am alive and well you fat shit.

  13. Imagine on Wind Tunnel for Birds · · Score: -1

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these shoved up your ass sideways

  14. Re:Can it be? MOD DOWN PARENT on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: -1

    You shit-sucking son of a gunt (a fat cunt).

    BSD is NOT dying by ANY stretch of the imagination, you cum-guzzling queer-baked faggot. I will seriously eat your feces and shit them back into your face after they've passed through me.

    You are a piece of human fecal matter.

  15. Re:Can it be? MOD DOWN PARENT on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: -1

    Mod down parent post!!!! Offtopic!!! Flamebait!

    Everyone knows BSD is not dying!

  16. Re:Can it be? on New "Power Glove" for the PC · · Score: -1

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    dont use so many caps it's' like yelling

  17. Re:foist poist! on Ballooning into Space · · Score: -1

    Looking for a home for your business? Look no further!

  18. Grab this... on IBM Crypto Up For Grabs? · · Score: -1
  19. Wow! on Yahoo! Not Bound by French Court Ruling · · Score: -1

    Check out the link to the submitter's page!

  20. Reminder on Color Photographs with Game Boy Camera · · Score: -1

    No, this didn't remind me of those pictures... you did.

    Your subliminal reminder will not work on me.

  21. Re:A nice mail I received from VeriSign... on .biz Open For Biz · · Score: -1

    I believe the rule is that family names goes over trademark unless the trademark belongs to a fortune 500 coroporation.

  22. Re:.biz troll on .biz Open For Biz · · Score: -1

    Thanks for the idea.

    I just bought goatse.biz and am now waiting for the DNS to propagate.

  23. License on IBM Launches Public Domain Project "Eclipse" · · Score: 0

    No mention of any license? well, gee!

    Doesn't anyone actually remember what the public domain is anymore? It's that place you release stuff that you want anyone to be able to do anything whether whether you like their ideas or not! It's the place where things go after copyrights expire so that everyone can enjoy them.

    public domain is something that not enough people hold dear or even know about and is quickly disappearing because of that

  24. Re:Fa on Athlon XP1900+ -- Faster Than A 2GHz P4? · · Score: -1

    R U GAY?

    jsfieoaj ifjaksm u r8au8f

  25. They are way behind on Debian 2.2r4 (Potato) Released · · Score: -1

    Isn't linux supposed to be up to version 8 now???????

    I'm totally lost here folks!