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  1. Chet, is that you? on Extortion and the UGO Network? · · Score: 1
    The squeeze begins. The same sites that generated advertising cash are soon going to have to pay their site networks just for the incredible bandwidth they use.

    Personally, I never got a chance to get rooked by UGO

  2. TLD Authority Gets New Name: "ICANN'T" on .Info, .Biz, .Behind The Scenes At ICANN · · Score: 1
    Caught between keeping cybersquatters away from trademarked domains and allowing every day users to register the domains they want, you can count on ICANN'T to do one thing: dither.

    Put any well-meaning group of people in charge and it can only result in muddled, inconsistent governance.

    Of course, it all won't matter very soon. The Internet goes dead as California loses power this summer.

  3. "You've got pink slips!" on Time Warner Says Employees Must Use AOL Mail · · Score: 5
    Here are some of the new policy "guidelines" for the Warner-Bros./Time/Warner/AOL crime family- er, corporation:
    • All employees must sign up for the American West series of books from the Time/Life library (only $19.99 per month- cancel any time)
    • Employees are "strongly encouraged" not to troll the MSN message boards posing as teenage girls- but use AOL in future.
    • All employees are required to watch the WB prime time line-up. A Dawson's Creek quiz will be distributed during break the following business day.
    • All news about the corporation will come to employees via CNN. Anything you see on Dateline is a lie.

    This is almost as ridiculous as what some people plan to do about California's Impending Energy Craptasm.

  4. In space... there is no Ethan Allen on Home Improvement · · Score: 1
    Space Bob Villa Sez: "Remember to paint your walls 'real-estate beige' and go easy on the interior construction projects- otherwise you could hurt the resale value."

    On another topic: are ISS crew members addicted to Black and White?

  5. a fish. a barrel. and a large brush. on Information Wants to Suck · · Score: 2
    Suck.com. Yeah, I think I remember them.

    Which corporation owns them now?

    How about a Napster story with real facts and figures?

  6. Dr. Neulhammer on combining scientific disciplines on The Secret of Life · · Score: 3
    At the turn of the century, an American academian by the name of Dr. Hans Neulhammer grew increasingly frustrated wiht the compartmentalized nature of scientific study and the persuit of scientific goals.

    A bit of a misfit, few people took his early papers on the subject seriously. In fact, the idea of fully-grounded, horizontally-formatted scientific study has yet to gain acceptance.

    Dr. Hans Neulhammer's bio can be found HERE.

  7. I think ... I'm gonna ... [brsphlphlph!] on PanQuake · · Score: 1
    As soon as I find a cylindrical monitor, I'm a sound as a pound! Nobody's gonna sneak up and frag me now!

    Froget Mercator projection, download Peters Projection Quake today!

  8. Fiftieth floor... underwear, soft toys, asteroids on Stepping Closer To The Space Elevator · · Score: 2
    Like anything else, once you can build one of these things, building a dozen would just be a matter of scale. The idea of "up" would simply become another commodity.

    Can you imagine a world where near-earth-orbit travel becomes almost banal?

    The least popular Jackson brother may have wasted that 20 million after all.

  9. I'd also like to hire someone to agree with me on Searching for Pro-Napster Experts and Speakers? · · Score: 1
    My school is going threatening to expell Napster usersm, etc. and I can't seem to make a compelling argument in favor of what to them looks like stealing. But since the material can be coppied, it can't be stealing- right?

    Also, when I said "hire" I didn't mean "pay." If we had money, we wouldn't need Napster.

    Some may say this is intellectually bankrupt. But like most Americans, Of the six hundred posts on /., I'm only going to remember the one person who agreed with me. So, why not streamline the process?

    If you find some hot-shot pro-Napster speaker, Let me know.

  10. Confessions of an ex-Palmie on Forget the Palm - Give Me The Finger · · Score: 2
    Palm use is a lot like working with an ERP app. Either it works around you, or you work around it.

    It's a lifestyle thing, I guess. I sit in front of my station all day with access to my schedule and contact databases. When I do travel, I find that the $4 cup of coffee at the local Net Cafe is cheaper than wireless net access would be.

    I discovered recently that I've been forcing myself to use my Palm, wasting time with grafiti just to take temporary notes.

    But I'm pretty sure that if I were just a little bit cooler or more important, the Palm thing would work for me. I just know it.

    On a related note: PalmIII for sale. Cheap.

  11. Microsoft Announces New "RemoteRoot" Feature on Remote 'Root' Exploit in IIS 5.0 · · Score: 5
    Remote web server administration is a real pain. With all the various firewall security packages out there, it can make a weary IT manager even wearier.

    Let Microsoft take you away from all that. With our new RemoteRoot feature for IIS on Windows2000, users can log in as root from remote sites without all the muckety muck.

    Forgot your password? No problem. RemoteRoot makes getting in easy.

    Microsoft has partnered with the company responsible for Zero Click technology to bring you this wonderful new feature. You can read more about it on their web site.

  12. Ooh! Ooh! I know. on Reporting Functionality for Web Applications? · · Score: 4

    Use PHP to generate an .rtf file with the pagebreak tags therein. Specs are available on-line. On your browser, use the link save-as feature to save the file as an .rtf and open it in WP or some other word processor. Score! I finally found a question I could answer!

  13. Sneaky ways to become valuable to your employeer on On Call and Underpaid in IT/IS? · · Score: 4
    Personally, I've cut vacations short in order to fix a problem (especially if it might have been my problem). But who wouldn't do the same if they were valuable to the company and gave a toss about their career and reputation?

    But the real reason is to get your meat hooks into them, to make it hard for them to fire you or allow you to move on. My solution: all the software we use has manuals written only in Mandarin Chinese and a few in an ancient Incan language of pictograms.

    Another way is to use archane security systems that may not be the most effective at keeping out crackers, but work wonders at scaring the crap out of upper management.

    Custom software mods. Sure, the head office invested millions in SAP, but they can't get anything to work without your data merging widget, written in an odd flavor of Fortran.

    Bwahaha! You have them by the shorties now, my boy!

  14. The power of paper? on Data Munging with Perl · · Score: 5
    This is not flame bait. I'm just curious what can be found in a paper tomb that cannot be cobbled together from various up-to-date and *free* sources from the web.

    Perhaps I'm still stuck in the paper age (somewhere between bronze & silicon), but I find myself spending $50 a pop for progamming books I only skim through. If I need reference material, I hit PHP.net (for my PHP projects).

    Am I missing something?

  15. Will the paper fit on a t-shirt (front/back)? on SDMI Researchers Cancel Presentation After RIAA Threat · · Score: 2
    If so, look for it soon at ThinkGeek.

    Wearing it will result in a series of cease & dissist notices- how's that for clothing making you feel important. For my case, I have other means of getting sued.

  16. A clarification from the ZeroClick patent holders on Worlds.com Patents Quake-like Games? Kinda. · · Score: 2
    ZeroClick is a marketing and e-commerce technology that allows consumers to purchase goods and services without actually clicking or indicating purchase approval in any way. Customers simply get the merchandise delivered to their doorstep with an invoice- the ultimate in convenience.

    [It has been reported that ZeroClick partner Martha's Dildo Vineyard has been responsible for several domestic disturbances due to unexpected adult-oriented deliveries. We at ZeroClick sincerely apologize for that.]

    I know that /. is very anti-patent these days. But I swear we only patented ZeroClick technology to keep someone else from patenting it. Can you imagine what someone else might do with this incredible technology?

    Sure, we've entered into licensing agreement with several e-mail marketing firms. [Just be careful- clicking "delete message" may actually obligate you to buy something].

    To find out more about ZeroClick and our very affordable license plan, click HERE.

  17. Phoning it in at the schoolhouse on Sean In The Middle · · Score: 2
    Sure, we should all expect better from our school systems. But from the din of complaint that surrounds most schools (public & private), people arlready have the expectation thing down.

    Teachers (and their wonderful unions) claim that they aren't paid enough to be good at what they do- the old "pay me more and I'll do good-er." But people who work 3/4 of the year and get paid 3/4 or more than a comporable job don't have much to complain about.

    [Here's where we get fatalistic]

    Schools will always stink because parents as a whole do not get involved, teachers and administrators are too busy feeling sorry for themselves to do their jobs effectively, and the media is too concerned with promoting the myth that schools are drug-frenzied shooting galleries.

    These are the crappy schools we get because they are the crappy schools we deserve.

  18. Hurray for the monolithic media culture! on 'Big Media' Set to Get Even Bigger · · Score: 2
    Sure, there is essentially an oligarchy running the media, and it's only bound to get worse. But what culture is reflected in the media they're pushing? Mine.

    Whew! Thank God I'm on the right side of that one. As lowly peons, we lose out on so much else. Don't deny me the right to gloat over this one thing. For once I'm on the winning team. Yeah Western culture! Hurray for the English language, however bastardized and dumbed-down.

    Sure, the media oligarchy can bring you Punky Brewster in sixteen languages.

    But it's better in my language and everyone knows it.

  19. 2600 is for pu5513e5! on The Happy, Benign Strivers of 2600 · · Score: 2
    Who needs a h4xx04 telling you to get a job. I have a mom for that.

    If you want to learns to be a l337 h4xx0r, you need to get with the new DOS 4tt4ckz, root k1tz, etz. What's so wrong with planning to h4xx0rz a nuc-u-lar submarine to revenge-ify your gym teacher? I say it's good to have a goal.

    To learns more about l337 h4xx04 things, clickz here.

    If you want to get ahold of the best worm-writing software ever, click here.

  20. Yahoo! Adds boobies to its logo on Slashback: Flesh, Porn, Smells · · Score: 2
    I swear it's true. In preparation for its switch to Yahoo's sexy new self, they had some logo alterations done. A logo job, if you will.

    I saw it here.

  21. Re:"I don't watch much TV" on A Different Kind Of Digital Divide · · Score: 2
    The point is that people feel they need to either apologize for watching TV or brag about not watching TV. It seems assinine to me.

    And the reason you don't get it is that you're the one being made fun of.

  22. "I don't watch much TV" on A Different Kind Of Digital Divide · · Score: 2
    Why do people feel compelled to say this whenever they post something television related?

    It's almost like shucking that same old Yahoo-porn post again and saying "I don't watch much porn."

    "Here's a bit from howto.com about where to hide the bodies - but I don't kill people much."

    "I caught this Linux article from the NAMBLA newsletter. I don't know how it came to my house..."

  23. You said the X wouldn't be ready by Christmas on US Military May Resurrect X-33 · · Score: 2
  24. So, now they're committed to QC? on No X Box for Xmas? · · Score: 2
    Microsoft has issued just-outta-beta products before. Why stop now?

    Or, on the other hand, it might be that there is a serious problem with the X-Box design requiring a rethink. Perhaps the green cylon light does not work. Gasp.

    Or (and this is my personal theory) there really is no X-Box. There never was. It was all vaporware to compete with Nintendo and SONY's offerings, given an arbitrary product launch timeline to place it between the two products. From what I've seen on the gaming sites, the X-Box is just a screen-shot generating device invented by Microsoft's PR department.

  25. More fun with YahooPorn(tm) on Yahoo! To Start Selling Porn · · Score: 2
    New marketing slogan: Get some Yahoo in your hoo-ha!

    Based on our conversation of yesterday.

    Here's the full story.