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  1. Apple sues everyone! on Slashback: Rumination, Apologies, Kisses · · Score: 1

    From now on, anyone purchasing an Apple product will be named in a reverse class-action suit. A court order will be packaged with the unit itself. www.ridiculopathy.com

  2. Impractical? Not if you have Popeye arms on More On The Linux Wrist Watch · · Score: 1

    No one mentioned that the watch would not be much of a minitaturization feat- the thing will weigh in at 40 lbs and have a 10"x12" footprint.
    Basically it's a laptop with a wrist strap.

    today on the Rid: Apple sues everybody! ridiculopathy.com

  3. Casio's monopoly _must_ be broken! on Linux on a Wrist Watch? · · Score: 2

    Let us gather together and rise up against the evil thick techno-watch monopoly, Casio! Damn you and your 80's synth watch complete with Samba _and_ samba2!!

    Today on the rid: Napster in the Crapster

    ridiculopathy.com

  4. Family Values Picnic Marred by Presence of The Man on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    A lot of us were hoping for a real old-school dust-up in Philly. There's a story at ridiculopathy.com on the subject, complete with faked-up images of Greoge W. in full riot gear.

  5. Apple's big secret: next iMac will be beige on Apple Sues To Stop Leaks · · Score: 1

    They're marketing them by color now- the next "innovation" will be beige- and while we're also buying them by shape - it will be rectangular as well. How dare someone leak to the press the fact that Apple is still selling what amounts to their 1984 OS! www.ridiculopathy.com>www.ridiculopathy.com

  6. Casio is in BIG trouble on Samba Runs Into Naming Problems In Germany · · Score: 3

    They not only use Samba as a rhythm pattern on all their way-kewl 80's synths, but they had the audacity to add - Samba 2 to the mix! "Boop boop. beep beep. Bah!(TM)" www.ridiculopathy.com

  7. when checking hotmail.com - spell it correctly. on Hotmail about to collapse under load · · Score: 1

    otherwise, you'll end up with something you didn't expect and can't easily explain. check saturday's update for more: www.ridiculopathy.com

  8. This is how the Russians got the bomb on "If You Can Put It On A T-Shirt, It's Speech" · · Score: 5
    Oppenheimer should have never given out those custom-printed shirts to the Los Alamos team members with exact instructions for purifying weapons grade plutonium.

    forget one click ordering® - we've got zero click ordering®. www.ridiculopathy.com

  9. what? a stable PPP connection? on PPC Linux Distro Comparisons · · Score: 1

    Yes. That is why I run linuxPPC on my Mac. It is beige like an overripe pear. Once OX comes out, I'll upgrade to another fruit flavor.

  10. does it look like candy? on Review Of The New Apple Mouse · · Score: 1

    I sure hope it does. Apple products are so pretty. http://www.ridiculopathy.com/article_detail.php?nu mber=00001

  11. the market on Helping Artists Online · · Score: 1

    The recording industry cannot dictate market conditions. Of course, they can pretend that they do. But people who buy music (yes, PAY for music) set the rules of the game. The napster/warez world may make headlines, but it won't budge the music industry one inch. The course of history is rarely influenced significantly by the activities of cheap bastards and thieves. If you want legal downloadable music, pay for it. convention coverage. satire. today: learn how to spot the naughty bits in your wife's romance novels. www.ridiculopathy.com

  12. cracker encouragement vs. heads in the sand on Security Through Obscurity A GOOD Thing? · · Score: 1

    You encourage script kiddies by treating crackers like geniuses in the media. True. But by not reporting security holes, we allow something bad to get worse [see: MS Outlook]. Either way you're hosed. http://www.ridiculopathy.com

  13. What do you want to grow today? on The Hunkapiller Syndrome · · Score: 2
    Genomics will get fat and monopolistic, releasing biennial genetic therapies: Cancer2005, Cancer2007 which will be incompatible. Also, there will be huge security holes, allowing script kiddies to ply their root kits on my genetic code...

    Then someone will opensource the genome allowing folks to grow extra fingers to post to /. faster.

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    "i'm part of the problem." http://www.ridiculopathy.com

  14. just what I need to do some HD editing on Specs On New SGI Onyx And Origin · · Score: 1

    no kidding, sgi is the only one with a fat enough pipe to get the job done. Currently, I run three streams of uncompressed standard def through an Octane. Yahoo! http://www.ridiculopathy.com

  15. telephony on Open Source And Net Telephony · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what you call it when you know the phone is going to ring?

    http://www.ridiculopathy.com

  16. New case - old OS on Apple Punishes ATI For Leaking The Cube? · · Score: 1

    check out the news page at ridiculopathy.com there's also a bit in there regarding the twee coverage of the rumored apple/pixar/disney merger.

  17. 50k tech employees losing their jobs - a myth? on The Myth Of The Tech Slump · · Score: 1
    It's fun to take an antithetical position to generate hits.

    If it's a thesis that is obviously misguided but overly long, people won't read it all and will assume that the author is super-smart.

    good is evil, and evil, good.

  18. All cultures are self-designing, self-regulatory on Rethinking the Virtual Community: Part Four · · Score: 1
    You cannot design an on-line community. You can write software and move buttons around. But the part that makes it an actual community is under no single person or group's control.

    Cultures change in the same way that languages do. They regulate themselves. "Ain't" may not be officially a word, but if you know what it means, then it certainly is.

    Talk to a member of the Academie Francaise. As representatives of the French government, they want to decide what is and what is not propper for the language- and here's the kicker- they back it up with laws to that effect. It is not legal, for example, to inject an Americanised French word in an official document. Germany's recent foray into spelling reform is another example.

    intellectual conversations...

  19. Tommy Hilfiger knows: people steal stuff they like on The Truth About File-Sharing · · Score: 1
    Without bootlegs, who would know about Nick Drake? The Grateful Dead built a fan base larger than the population of the Roman empire by not agressively persuing user-level copyright violations.

    Sure, stealing is stealing. But those guys on MTV with their "FU*K NAPSTER" t-shirts are just using the service as an excuse for poor record sales. Memo to Metalica: you're a VH-1 act now and nobody likes you.

    Ridiculopathic Proadnivity