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  1. Re:In Soviet Russia on Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free · · Score: 1

    I like to think then every time I type out a Soviet Russia gag on Slash , about 10,000 neckbeards get all indignant and invoke the Eternal September, look up wiki links, type up snarky comments, etc. And all the while the cheese on their nachos gets cold.

  2. Re:In Soviet Russia on Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free · · Score: 1

    Fuck, make a crack about Ellison and everyone goes apeshit on the Soviet Russia joke. Relax assholes, its a fucking crack, not a subject for philosophical debate. Chuckle or grumble to yourself about it and move on.

  3. In Soviet Russia on Magician Suing For Copyright Over Magic Trick · · Score: 1

    Magician Disappear!

  4. In Soviet Russia on Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free · · Score: 0

    Ellison is not sure if HE is free!

  5. In Soviet Russia on Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, Injuries Ensue · · Score: 1

    Pilot snoozes on YOU!

  6. Re:how can this be on Researchers Try To Identify the Intelligence Gene · · Score: 1

    They fired a black man for claiming a correlation between race in IQ???

  7. Re:The downside genetic engineering on Researchers Try To Identify the Intelligence Gene · · Score: 2

    Bad news, there are likely hundreds of millions of Chinese who have a LOWER IQ than you that are not going to contribute very much to the wold market.

  8. In Soviet Russia on $60 Light Bulb Debuts On Earth Day · · Score: 1

    Light Bulb change YOU!

  9. Re:As someone who has been in startups since the 8 on Software Engineers Remain Top US Job · · Score: 1

    Say, does anyone here know where I can procure a site license for Propenso Calc(tm), a calculator app offering RPN, scientific, statistics, business and hex functionality??

  10. Just to piss you off on Magical Thinking Is Good For You · · Score: 1

    I believe in God, watch Fox News, vote republican.

  11. In Soviet Russia on Experts Warn Of Possible North Korean Nuclear Test · · Score: 1

    We test nuclear weapons ON North Korea!

  12. Proposal on Scientists Study Trajectories of Life-Bearing Earth Meteorites · · Score: 1

    We are alone in the universe, the only life is what we know here on the Earth.

  13. Licensed Driver on Best Buy Scans Drivers License For Returns — No More Allowed For 90 Days · · Score: 1

    ... scans Amazon.com, no more Best Buy!

  14. In Soviet Russia on BOSS: The Universe's Most Precise Measurement · · Score: 0

    Boss measure YOU!

  15. Our Rich Language! on IBM Patent: Smart Floors Detect Heart Attacks, Intruders · · Score: 2

    'tremendous implications for home health technology.'"

    Huh, 'home health' must mean no-knock search/arrest warrant.

  16. In Soviet Russia on IBM Patent: Smart Floors Detect Heart Attacks, Intruders · · Score: 1

    We dont have floor!

  17. Looks like on Supreme Court Approves Strip Searches For Any Arrestable Offense · · Score: 1

    Insurance rates for your FEMALE drivers is going up.

    Gigiddy.

  18. I have decided to on 1981 Paper's Predictions for Global Temperatures Spot-On · · Score: 1

    ... NOT open a giant, polluting coal burning nerve gas factory and operate it for 150 years, relentlessly;

    Can someone please direct me to where I can cash in the carbon credits?

    You assistance in this matter is appreciated.

  19. In Soviet Russia on Online Services: The Internet Before the Internet · · Score: 2

    Internet reminisces about YOU!

  20. I was wondering on Coming To a War Near You: Nuclear Powered Drones · · Score: 1

    What lead a reactor company named General Atomics to start making aircraft. Now its a bit more clear.

    Well played GA, well played.

  21. Move along, nothing to see here on Engineers Working On Swarm Of Laser Wielding Satellites To Deflect Asteroids · · Score: 2

    Its for... asteroids where asteroid means: hostile target.

  22. In Soviet Russia on Counterterrorism Agents Were Told They Could Suspend the Law · · Score: 1

    Agent IS the law!

  23. Re:Soviet Russia jokes overload on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia I Yack ON Smirnoff!

  24. In Soviet Russia on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    Its too HARD!

  25. In Soviet Russia on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    There is NO TV!