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  1. Women are more sensitive to guys on Gender Gap in Computer Science Growing · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The smell impending doom of the tech job market and flee to other fields.

    You can tell, you know. You can tell because they don't have caved in foreheads from beating them on the wall everytime someone takes a techy for granted.

    "hey, I know it's 10 minutes before 5 and it's a friday before christmas, but could you do this urgent pile of work while the rest of us bugger off to our last minute shopping and holiday parties? i knew i could count on you. there'll be a little something extra in your pay packet this month (a candy cane)"

  2. Re:Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    "Mission accomplished. Congratulations."

    I completed the game many times. Ultimately I still loved playing the game (and still do) and work towards improving best times. I've completed it a few times without one death and had some pretty decent times.

    The copy I've played on C64 emulator doesn't work in the keyboard rooms very well. I follow the pattern but often get nothing. Maybe it's the legacy of a bad crack (this was actually a very easy game to crack, as I did it myself some time back in the 80's on my old C64.)

  3. Re:Simple solution on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    Then here: http://www.c64.com/

    Already got it, the emulator works OK, but is a great pain to work with.

  4. Re:My Stock on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    Maybe they'll buy my 400 shares of CBM. ;-)

    You should sell them on eBay. Atari stock certificates go for a bundle.

  5. Re:Rogers Wireless Customer on Cell Phone CEOs Marked For Phone Cloning · · Score: 1
    it's a scary thought to see that if somebody stole my phone and ran up a $12 000 bill, they would expect me to pay it.

    This is why I got a pre-paid cell phone. All someone can steal is my minutes and I only top it up as needed. :)

  6. Re:I feel a song coming on... on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    Memory
    Writing programs in BASIC
    Saving files to a tape drive
    We were patient back then...

    And you know what? We were actually happy, nay, ecstatic while fiddling around with these things.

    Gawds, I spend a lot of time writing stuff on OSI, Apple, C64 and Amiga. Sure was a lot of fun. Now, I write stuff in Visual studio and cuss up a blue streak. Have things actually got better?

  7. Re:Atari on the upswing! on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    8 bit is back!

    Everybody knows the best games came out on 8 bit systems. After that it's all copy-cat with an emphasis on graphics and sound and making sacks of money, over game play.

    Elma Sniddle will appreciate the return of her TV

  8. Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please on The Return of the Commodore? · · Score: 1
    Let it play all my old C64 games! =)

    another visitor. stay a while, STAY FOREVER!

  9. Re:The Bloat Divides? on Vista's Graphics To Be Moved Out of the Kernel · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Windows NT has never been an OS that sits on top of DOS. That was the WFW 3.11, 95, 98, and ME line which is now completely unsupported.

    NT borrowed heavily from DEC VMS, which if it were running on DOS would be like running VMS on top of RSTS. The problem at Microsoft was this inability to separate things. The kernel became everything, trying to run on a nearly infinite combinations of hardware and depending heavily on drivers (which most tech support didn't even understand and would just tell you to upgrade to the latest version. Leaving unspoken 'and cross your fingers')

    For graphics and sound to work best, commonly used objects are stored in memory, ideally most rapidly accessible by the chipset which makes use of it. If you can pre-load a graphics card with most of your GUI toolkit you can do some amazingly fast rendering. Microsoft and admitedly Apple seem to have fallen in love with very large, processor intensive graphic affects, which look pretty, but ultimately may be dragging down your processor on any existing tasks.

    My PC at home will lock up if I have anything Graphic intensive running and hit ctrl-alt-del as the sudden interrupt seems to break syncronization of something.

  10. The Bloat Divides? on Vista's Graphics To Be Moved Out of the Kernel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So this is like cell division. The bloat of Windows divides into the Kernel and UI pools.

    Taking this article into account, it seems clear why the massive graphics card requirement. However, if this much is being pulled from the Kernel, then why still such a massive minimum RAM?

    "if you hold down ctrl+shift+alt and tap the backspace you can watch a video of steve wrecking a chair"

  11. Sapien Logistics Dept. on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 1
    an infinite number of monkeys is about as unlikey as an infinite number of monkeys rendering the same painting

    Ok. A finite number of monkeys then. Just enough to get the job done.

    I know, we tend to be lazy and throw around the infinite number of monkeys to duplicate just about anything when a finite number will do. Simply because we scientific sorts cannot be bothered to calculate the actual quantity of monkeys necessary. I do apologise.

  12. Re:Golden Ratio on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 2, Funny
    83% happy and 9% disgusted

    To achieve fulfilment, a woman should strive for balance.

    So ... on the back of her carriage, Mona Lisa La Giaconda should have had a brass plaque which said

    I'm 50% Happy and 50% Disgusted. Don't push it
  13. Re:Thank you on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 1
    Thank you science, for trying to take the mystery out of art. Not everything can be quantified. Some things just need to be appreciated and enjoyed for what they are.

    Yeah, like, it's a painting. Some see a portrait of a lady. Some see choice of colours. Some see the setting. Some see technique. Some see lighting. Some see choice of wood rather than cardboard or cloth.

    I'm sure an infinite number of monkeys with oils, brushes and canvas could render the same painting, but would it mean as much?

  14. So... on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 5, Funny

    She did have gas.

  15. Re:No Problemo, El Senor Monkey! on Microsoft Wins Hyperlink TV Pause Battle · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cuba, Venezuela
    You may want to pick countries which have more than nominal notions of property rights. But I understand your overall point though. Where there's a will, there's a way.

    The core idea is countries which are either hopelessly bureaucratic of less than likely to cooperate with the United States in it's efforts to shackle the world by it's way of thinking regarding IP.

    In the future of the internet and technology, can't you see as hot prospect, countries which disregard such demands?

    Come do business with us, we won't tell on you and you can do all your business free from sanctions!

    Where there's a need, there's often someone entrepenureal enough to fill it.

  16. Re:Is it the 90s again... on Microsoft Wins Hyperlink TV Pause Battle · · Score: 1
    I thought I read that Microsoft won something. It has been a long, long time since they've won anything... contracts, legal disputes, customer trust.

    They win all the time, but it doesn't always seem the know how best to take advantage of such victories. It's like this:

    • Shoot self in foot.
    • Reload.
    • Shoot self in other foot.
  17. No Problemo, El Senor Monkey! on Microsoft Wins Hyperlink TV Pause Battle · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just set up a network in India, Venezuela, Iran, etc. where you press a button on a remote control, which speed dials a number to an operator (standing by, of course) who clicks on a hyperlink on their screen which pauses, changes channels, adjusts volume, etc. for you on your PVR/TV/Media Center/WhatHaveYou!

    And I'll base the headquarters in Cuba where they couldn't give a rat's patoot about IP laws.

    Problem solved.

  18. Remember when? on 30 Years of Personal Computer Market Share · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can remember when you could measure a platform's popularity by the thickness of Computer Shopper.

    Back in the early 80's it was with Apple ][ clones -- Peaches, Oranges and various other fruit. Slowed a bit when Apple bit back on the people copying their ROMs so the cloners simply bought a bunch of ROMs and kept going

    In the late 80's and early 90's it was all PC's -- Once Columbia PC beat the blue giant of IBM it was open season and they approached 2 inches in thickness.

    Now it's all but gone, or may be as I haven't seen one in a while. The web pretty much killed these publications, like Micro Times, a bay area staple for geeks until it vanished.

  19. Re:OT: Re:This Ain't Yer Gran's PVR on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 2, Informative
    Links please?

    Check the footy newsgroups, a few examples:

    • alt.sports.soccer.*
    • uk.sport.football.clubs.*
    • alt.sports.spurs
  20. Re:Advertisers wont care on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 1
    Thanks to new UK legislation that is threatening to allow product placement advertisers will be getting their crap pushed and 'content' creators will be getting their 20 pieces of silver no matter how you rebroadcast space cadets 97: the final farce... so why should they care?

    eBay to insert subliminal messages into your skypecasting?

    eBay: facilitating redistribution of the worlds junk since 1995

  21. Re:This Ain't Yer Gran's PVR on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 5, Funny
    No no no no... he means AMERICAN football in the UK.

    Sod. Who would watch that when you have Chelsea at Arsenal this Sunday?

    funny that american football is called that, the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

  22. Re:Who is the author of these Web 2.0 acronyms? on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 1
    I'd like to arrange for their prompt and bloody assassination.

    Latecomers.

    See, you and I are old crusty curmudgeons who remember the good old days of NNTP, ftp, email before spam, telnet sessions, etc. It was a good time because pundits rarely got into our realm due to the technical barrier. Now, just about anyone can and they're all seeing things for the first time and giving out the stupid names, acronyms, etc. I think some of what I read in Doonesbury is about the most pathetic as Alex, Mike's daughter and Mike's wife hold these pseudo techie conversations which make no sense at all and I think he pulls the terms right out of his arse, expecting to get away with it or coin new terms.

    Now I've got a damn cell phone I can record video on, so if I was inclined to hold it up at a football match and record a few minutes I could then send them or take them home and Bluetooth them to my PC and then share them. The FA goon squad will probably kick in my door any minute for suggesting it. What's to stop me from doing the same to TV?

  23. This Ain't Yer Gran's PVR on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While it isn't a PVR, it circumvents the regionally oriented programming that prevents the UK from watching our "Football" or us from getting Dr Who.

    You can already get football from a variety of sites, at least one is hosted in China, no idea where the others are, you just have to put up with the commentary. Further, by Fox Soccer Channel and PPV you have access to more matches than you do in the UK, where IIRC 4 matches are televised out of the EPL schedule each match day. If you're wishing to watch Everton v Sunderland, or some other low end of the table match, you are out of luck.

    It also raises yet another battlefront the content owners will need to contend with in the upcoming years.

    Oh, yes. Expect all digital signals to have some encoded regionality which is intended to put the content owner in command. The major problem with these methods is they effectively kill foreign markets, because there's usually no distributor or the distributor asks too high a cost for content, which ultimately drives piracy.

    Maybe some day they'll learn that you can maximize profit by maximizing access.

  24. So much for the Compy 386 LT on Manufacturer Picked For $100 Laptop · · Score: 4, Funny

    The stock for Strongbad Industries, of Strongbadia (Pop: Tire), took a severe hit on the news.

    like my good friend, Craig Barrett says, it is no good if our sales no asplode

    BTW, how do you spell Barret(t?), even Intel seems to forget.

  25. Re:How do you know? on S. Korea Cloning Success Faked? · · Score: 0
    How do you tell the FAKE clones apart from the REAL clones? Dont they all look alike???

    Silly AC, the Real Clones look like the Fake Clones, but the Fake Clones only look like Real Clones and the Originals only look like the Real Clones, but not the Fake Clones.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Google Search Appliance TCO white paper to write, now that Steve's check has cleared.

    and multiply by ten, but deduct for broken chairs...