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  1. Fuzzy-headed Pr0tman on V For Vendetta Delayed until March 2006 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Natalie's going to keep the fuzzy look, so she says. Is this any kind of annaversary of Star Trek TMP? Let's mangle memories and metaphors.

    It was the third of september That day I'll always remember, yes I will 'cause that was the day that my daddy died... whoops, wrong lyric!"

  2. pr0tman bald on Speculations Intel's Next Generation · · Score: 1
    Probably will feature an android, a Klingon, and a balding captain.

    How about Star Wars star Natalie Pr0tman, she's bald now (or at least fuzzy.)

  3. Re:Intel on Speculations Intel's Next Generation · · Score: 3, Funny
    Correction: 65 bits. Twice as fast as 64 bits.

    What with dumping all the old technology for a brave new approach, they'll undoubtably revisit old mistakes.

    it'll be a 63.999999999999976581 bit processor

  4. Practicality on Heliodisplay In Production · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Possible uses for this product include advertising, entertainment facilities, design prototyping, teleconferencing etc.

    Having been about the radiology dept of the local hospital and having a few visits to the "turn your head and cough" clinic, thanks to a broken clavicle, I can think of a pretty good use. How about those ct-scans? Or is it really just 2D projected in 3D? Seems true 3D would appear muddy as you'd be seeing through translucent objects, unless they've come up with a way to make air opaque.

    Obviously the applications for such a product are endless. Most importantly it may convince my wife to finally allow the purchase of the Brook Burke Swimsuit calendar for testing purposes!

    Yesh! The most obvious! pr0n!

    Dear Santa, I wanna Heliodisplay, a 3D camera, and Natalie Pr0tman for Christmas...

  5. Re:Old Textbooks? on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Which happens every year at the university level anyway, where a new 'edition' comes out every year with one or two pages slightly modified, but you have to buy the new one for $150 since the questions and homework study in the appendix are completely different. No, I'm not bitter that the fall semester is coming or anything.

    In the event they are giving away old text books, please let me know. I'll happily stand in line, with my folding chair.

    I've shelled some really big zorkmids for astronomy books and even one a couple years out of date is welcome on my shelf.

  6. Re:Whoa! on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 1
    That revelation just blew my mind.

    You think that's mind blowing, imagine all the astrologers having to recalibrate. It's like Y2K all over again!

    certainly explains why I feel out of shape some mornings...

  7. Chucking Books... on The Milky Way is Not a Spiral? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Looks like all our old astronomy textbooks will have to be thrown away..."

    Just be careful of the words "throw away", "give away" and "books" in Henico County, VA

    "Mine, mine! Geroff! Mine!"

  8. Re:frozen camera on New Digital Camera Lens Made of Liquid · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My digital didn't work well on the ski slopes anyway - I ran out of charge in double-quuick time. It seems that the batteries just don't like it cold.

    Most digital cameras are current hungry, the necessary chemistry to take place to produce that current is likely constrained by the cold.

    IIRC the wisdom of several years ago was that you could extend the shelflife of batteries by keeping them in your fridge.

  9. Re:f1r5t p05t3d Dec. 2, 2004 on New Digital Camera Lens Made of Liquid · · Score: 1
    So what happens when it gets well below freezing ...

    I suppose that depends upon the crystaline structure of the liquid as a solid. Might also damage a flexible lens, no?

  10. f1r5t p05t3d Dec. 2, 2004 on New Digital Camera Lens Made of Liquid · · Score: 5, Informative
    Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday December 02, @01:09PM in The Mysterious past!

    BTW, I checked, all the links in the original article still work.

  11. Re:Instant karma's gonna get you on Zotob Worm Hits CNN and Goes Global · · Score: 1
    hitting Windows 2000 desktops at CNN, ABC, the New York Times, and many others.

    Hm, must be a Karl Rove plant.

    Or else it's just another victory in the GWOT?

    Meanwhile, in an office in the Whitehouse...
    "Heh, heh, heh, Mission accomplished."

  12. In Tonight's News on Zotob Worm Hits CNN and Goes Global · · Score: 1
    All of a sudden, a worm makes mainstream news because it invaded CNN's network. I guess that is a sad indicator of what it takes to raise awareness.

    This just in, CNN staff have been smoking 20 packs of cigaretts a day to see if it does indeed cause cancer.

    duh...

  13. Is your computer infected? on Zotob Worm Hits CNN and Goes Global · · Score: 5, Funny
    • If computer is Apple, No
    • If OS is Linux, No
    • If OS is Windows variant, Could be
    • If OS is Windows 2000, Could be
    • If Search finds Botzor.exe in your filesystem, Definitely
      • What do I do?
      • Ignore it, like millions of others.
  14. Re:This story wont get many posts. on Henrico County iBook Sale Creates iRiot · · Score: 1
    Everyone is at the sale...

    Just goes to show Apples have a-peel.

    Seriously, would these people be battling it out for 4 year old PC laptops at $50 a pop? I think we just threw a few cartons of them away. Too damn slow with windows running on them.

  15. Re:*whew* on Time-in-Space Record Broken · · Score: 1
    I thought there was a problem with the space-time continuum.

    Nope, it's a problem with living in Russia. You think he's crazy? He's nice and safe up there, much better than being on the ground with all those thugs running around the country.

    ISS Sweet ISS

  16. You've just broken the record, Sergei Avdeyev on Time-in-Space Record Broken · · Score: 2, Funny
    You've just broken the record for time in space, Sergei Avdeyev, what will you do now?

    "I'm going to orbit Disneyland!"

  17. Re:Matters of Size and Scope on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1
    Actually, just like the current trend indicates, reduced size of technology leads to great choice and options. We'll see tiny computers and large computers, cell phones and supercomputers. You can't say "they'll likely stay the same size" since we already have computers that vary greatly in size; that trend will continue.

    The other trend, I don't see many banter about other than the occasional reference to Bloat is that software will continue to exhaust whatever performance gains new circuit technology achieves.

  18. Re:9nm? on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1
    Maybe this is how Intel will get that 9nm process they said they'd have by 2009.

    Intel have their hands full keeping up with and competing with AMD on existing technology.

    I predict AMD will perfect the pod before Intel, and then we'll all be pwn3d as the carbon nanotubes replace our fleshy brains.

    just call me Barney Google

  19. Re:Matters of Size and Scope on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 1
    I think you caught the Pentium bug. It's 47 years.

    Apologies. The font on my LCD made the 5 look like a 6 and I was thinking that about fit in the time frame of early integrated circuits.

  20. Re:Matters of Size and Scope on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 2, Informative
    100 times as small means 100 times less necessary current per transistor. The question is, how much current can one of these things handle?

    It's also Carbon, something regularly used for resistors (prior to film resistors.) Seems resistance and heat will be some kind of issue.

    As to "how do you solder them," that's just stupid. You don't solder them, any more than you solder 100 million transistors in a Pentium.

    Pentium and other chips are etched from an existing sandwich, IIRC, we're talking about growing a "chip" rather than chiseling the everything from a section of a wafer which doesn't look like a Pentium.

  21. Re:Moore's Law. on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey, you could have your own law: Quebec's law: "Each time some expert's saying that Moore's Law is about to hit a barrier, there is something going on like those promising nanotubes."
    Sorta like Slapout's Corollary: "Anytime something can go wrong, no matter how likely, something will eventually come along and make it actually work, defying all odds and logic."

    i think metamoderation works something like that...

  22. Matters of Size and Scope on Branched Nanotubes Offer Smaller Transistors · · Score: 4, Interesting
    the nanotransistors are just a few hundred millionths of a meter in size -roughly 100 times smaller than the components used in today's microprocessors.

    We're going to have a devil of a time soldering these things, not to mention fitting them with heatsinks...

    Bandaru says the main remaining worry is how to manufacture complex nanotube-based circuitry reliably. Nonetheless, he is optimistic about the future of nanotube-based electronics.

    "One must remember that for the Pentium chips which now have over 500 million transistors, the progenitor was a simple integrated circuit with two transistors in 1958," Bandaru says. "We are probably at the same stage with Y-junctions and the future looks good."
    37 years? I can't wait that long! Where's the Fast Forward on these things?
  23. Ob SCO on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 1
    Next up: Bullshit powered battery. John Dvorak would probably be able to fuel his entire home from the stuff he spews!

    Now we have some idea what keeps SCO going...

    McBride wouldn't have to pay a light bill for the past couple years, further makes money exporting power to the grid.

  24. P Cells on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 2, Funny
    The whole thing, once laminated in plastic, is just a millimeter thick
    So how does a reasonably sized chap introduce his electrolyte?
    and 6cm by 3cm in size.

    And to think I was worried before about having a uroscopy...

    should we call it bladdery acid?

  25. Which Demographic on Ask Questions of the World of Warcraft Team · · Score: 1, Funny
    To Which Camp Do You See Yourselves?
    • 1337 c0d3rz w1th m4dd3 5ski11z, t-shirts and jeans, cold pizza for breakfast, drive a 84 Celica with the back seat crammed with McD's/Jack in the Box/Burger King bags, work from 10 AM to 3 AM and drink massive quantities of Coffee and/or Redbull/Rockstar/etc., live with parents or rent a dark and sinister fortress of squalitude, wonder what you'd do on a date assuming you ever had time for/got one and have a maxed out overclocked PC at home with liquid nitrogen cooling.
    OR
    • BSCS, suit and tie, eat to stay fit, drive a recent Volvo you wash once a week, 8 to 5, spring water from a bottle, live in a 3 bedroom house or condo, in a stable relationship, only enough personal technology to get you through personal business.