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Henrico County iBook Sale Creates iRiot

pikester writes "What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately wanting to buy them? You get an iStampede of course! Add into the mix one guy who watches too much wrestling and one gal who re-lived her first Backstreet Boys concert by wetting herself and you'll being looking for video of the whole thing. CNN has some extra details as well." From the article: "Officials opened the gates at 7 a.m., but some already had been waiting for hours in line. When the gates opened, it became a terrifying mob scene. People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd."

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  1. Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In the ghetto...."

    1. Re:Reminds me of a song title by DeathFlame · · Score: 1

      Unless of course 'Book' was preceeded by "Harry Potter's newest".

    2. Re:Reminds me of a song title by rayde · · Score: 4, Funny
      my favorite quote from TFA:

      Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.

      "I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,"' the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station.

      "They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said.

    3. Re:Reminds me of a song title by boaworm · · Score: 2

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of harry potter's newest iBook ! :-P

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    4. Re:Reminds me of a song title by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am waiting for someone to tell me that these iBooks are overpriced and they can get a Dell laptop for $40.

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    5. Re:Reminds me of a song title by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      Everybody chant at this guy: Eee Cee Dub! Eee Cee Dub! (ECW.. sigh.. those were good times).

    6. Re:Reminds me of a song title by PW2 · · Score: 1

      After all iBooks were sold, someone should have taken a chair to his iBook.

    7. Re:Reminds me of a song title by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Or to the little fuckers head.

      Max

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    8. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey this happens to rich people too. It is stupid people that have this problem.

    9. Re:Reminds me of a song title by briancurtin · · Score: 0

      bring out bill alfonso with his whistle and you can count me in

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    10. Re:Reminds me of a song title by EulerX07 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Consider it done.

    11. Re:Reminds me of a song title by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

      'round these parts we call that assault. Assault is a crime; cutting in is just rude.

    12. Re:Reminds me of a song title by ChocoladeHeathshield · · Score: 1

      That's Virginie, bygum! (and I live in it).

    13. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Heh.. someone else posted the same quote further up in the thread but screwed up the formatting, so I assumed he had made up the quote as a joke (a funny one). A guy actually said it? That's pretty hilarious.

      (Someone should make that his sig)

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    14. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ahh reminders of exactly how big of assholes the people we share this planet with are :-)

      My first exposureto the reality that is my fellow human beings was when I was 18 at the DAyton Hamfest.

      A moron in an airplane threw a ream of papers out of the plane on a RAINY day each paper had a 1 dollar bill stapled to it. the ream of papers did not seperate, it fell as one brick 200 feet until it hit me in the head.

      What did my fellow humans and americans do? See if I was ok as I was lying there bleeding? Nope they trampled me trying to get to the one dollar bills.

      From that day on I learned that deep down, our fellow humans really are dirtballs and do not give a rats ass about anything but themselves.

      If anyone is suprised at all by thisthen they are either fools that have been insulated from reality or had an IQ below 60. (selling the ibooks for $50.00 tells me the latter was true)

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    15. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      A moron in an airplane threw a ream of papers out of the plane on a RAINY day each paper had a 1 dollar bill stapled to it. the ream of papers did not seperate, it fell as one brick 200 feet until it hit me in the head.

      Is this why you're called Lumpy now?

    16. Re:Reminds me of a song title by j79 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully he sued for the stupidity of the guy throwing paper out of the plane on a rainy day.

      Thus, his pockets are "lumpy" from the cash he got from winning!! :)

    17. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least now we know why they call you lumpy.

    18. Re:Reminds me of a song title by dcrawshaw · · Score: 1

      Current bidding is $US50.25. I would say someone is proving a point. Unless of course that is your auction, in which case:

      3. Profit!

      d

    19. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats actually kinda funny

    20. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Werd.

    21. Re:Reminds me of a song title by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      (selling the ibooks for $50.00 tells me the latter was true)

      Exactly. Sell them closer to market value, and pay another teacher for a year.

      Fucking fiscal irresponsibility, that deal was.

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    22. Re:Reminds me of a song title by lusidity · · Score: 2, Funny

      No way man. That was you? lol. I seriously remember that! The Ham conventions in Dayton were insanity for sure. Definately good times though... never meet so many geeks in one place back in those days (now we have E3, etc). But yeah, that's crazy. I must've stepped on your head like 8 times that day. Well, wait, actually 9 times I'm pretty sure... I do remember that I made sure to count each one individually, but so many people were crowded around, it really was quite hard to get positioned correctly in order to allow for maximum stompage. ;) Not really, but I do remember hearing about that. I wasn't in the vicinity when that happened, but I remember people talking about it while I was there. Small world. I miss the Ham convention. A little bit. Florida is nice too though. :)

    23. Re:Reminds me of a song title by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      No, that's my: other auction...

    24. Re:Reminds me of a song title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, lookin at the pictures, it's just a bunch of niggers. can't expect much more.

  2. Owned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd."
    Haha, Owned!
  3. That's right ladies and gentlemen by Loco3KGT · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's my state's citizens, neighbors, and friends at their best!

    I couldn't be more proud.

    *tear*

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    1. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by savagedome · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's my state's citizens

      Citizens of Virginia? Well, I have a globe of United States that you might be intested in buying!

    2. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Meanwhile, in Sudan, Ethiopia, Niger etc. many people who are starving are patiently waiting for food supplies to be handed out.

      I just love how the worst in people is usually brought out by wants and desires, rather than need.

    3. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      Many state's residents call themselves citizens of their state. It's that way here in Texas.

    4. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know a few of us U.S. citizens think the world revolves around us, but we usually acknowledge that the earth is a bit larger than just the U. S. :)

    5. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never seen a food riot, have you?

      (Hint: I already know the answer to that. Your entire conclusion is bullshit.)

    6. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because they are citizens of their state. they ar also citizens of their country, county, and city. For the GP here is a definition of citizen.

      citizen ( P ) Pronunciation Key (st-zn)
      n.
      A person owing loyalty to and entitled by birth or naturalization to the protection of a state or nation.
      A resident of a city or town, especially one entitled to vote and enjoy other privileges there.
      A civilian.
      A native, inhabitant, or denizen of a particular place: "We have learned to be citizens of the world, members of the human community" (Franklin D. Roosevelt).

    7. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Mournblade · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Virginia is not a state. It's a Commonwealth.

    8. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Dictionary.com on citizen:
      1. A person owing loyalty to and entitled by birth or naturalization to the protection of a state or nation.

            2. A resident of a city or town, especially one entitled to vote and enjoy other privileges there.

            3. A civilian.

            4. A native, inhabitant, or denizen of a particular place: "We have learned to be citizens of the world, members of the human community"


      I'd say it fits definition 4 pretty well, maybe the others.

    9. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly are you trying to say? Someone who lives in a state is a citizen of that state. In trying to point out someone's ignorance of things outside the US you have just prominently displayed your ignorance of things in the US. Nice irony.

    10. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Peyna · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the 14th Amendment, "all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside."

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    11. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 1

      Where else would you wage war?

      No, 1861 to 1866 doesn't count. Every Nation has to grew up.

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    12. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are a state. Commonwealth just means that they are a state that has their form of government based on the republic model.

    13. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Every Nation has to grew up.

      I hear these rumors on the internets.. but alls I can asks, is... Is our children learning?

    14. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Don't know anything about that. I was just astounded that the OP had a globe of the U. S. My globe has a LOT more than just the U.S. on it.

    15. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      If you want to know more about "Citizens of Virginia" try reading some of the 13,800 google results.

    16. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by moviepig.com · · Score: 3, Funny
      "... it became a terrifying mob scene. People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd."

      Oh, the humanity...

      Is this the world's first iDisaster? Will iWitness accounts be published in a forthcoming iBook?

      iWonder...

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    17. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      Interesting. What are the others then? That is, if Virginia is a Commonwealth, what is Maryland?

    18. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by humina · · Score: 1

      I've got a map of the Unites STATES of America. You know, that collection of 50 STATES of which people are citizens of. Here, have a map.

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    19. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      In the United States, you are a citizen both of your State and of the nation. That's a feature of our federal system of government, and reflects the time period when the formerly independent State governments were more powerful than the newly created federal government.

    20. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

      A "globe of the United States"? I must have one!

      -Peter

    21. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Revolutionary war? War of 1812? The various Indian wars? Bear Flag revolt, Mexican/American war (ok, not US land until after the fact).

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    22. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by humina · · Score: 3, Funny

      That is why it's called the United Commonwealths of America. Land of the brave and home of the UCA Citizens. The 50 stars on the UCA flag represent the 50 commonwealths. I live in the California Commonwealth. Our commonwealth capitol is Sacramento. Our commonwealth state bird is the quail....

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    23. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by databyss · · Score: 2, Funny

      insignificant?

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    24. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by fm6 · · Score: 0

      Like most language nazis, you don't know WTF you're talking about. You're a citizen of both the state you live in and of the U.S. as a whole. The usage "citizen of a state" has been around for a while, and even appears in the U.S. Constitution (check out Article III, Section 2)

    25. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by tigris · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a state. There are only 4 commonwealths.

    26. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      That's no more than a semantic difference. In the U.S., states that go by "Commonwealth" have no substantive or practical statutory differences from other states.

    27. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maryland is just a state. The four commonwealth states are:

      Kentucky
      Massachusetts
      Pennsylvania
      Virginia

      Legally speaking there is no difference.

      Wikipedia entry for Commonmwealth

    28. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you quoting dictionary.com? Do you believe it has some sort of authority? If I set up betterdictionary.com will people start quoting me?

      I just don't get it -- dictionary.com is such a terrible dictionary.

    29. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Well, to the best of my knowledge, all of the states of the U.S. are commonwealths. They all have a government based on the republic model. Their governments are elected by, and answerable to the people. Only four of the states chose to point this out explicitly in their official state names. If you read the 1971 Virginia constitution they have "state" laws, a "state" corporation commission, and so on. They simply wish to stress to the rest of the world that they are a state whose government is a republic by officially naming their state "The Commonwealth of Virginia".

    30. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Informative
      No. I just moved from the state of California to the commonwealth of Pennsylvania. I work (telecommute) out of the territory of the Virgin Islands. There are 46 states, 4 commonwealths, 1 district, and several territories and dependant regions. Various categories have different rights - territories have representatives that can only vote on issues in committee, while states and commonwealths can vote on the floor of the U.S. Congress. The District of Columbia has no representation, as their license plates make clear (they read "No Taxation without Representation", and it's a sore issue).

      Since commonwealths have the same rights as states, they are generally lumped in together and "state" is often used to refer to the commonwealths - even inside them. But you do see "commonwealth" used quite often as well, as that is the proper term.

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    31. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by pilgrim23 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have seen several videos of the long long lines and the eventual door opening at Apple Store Grand Openings. These events also seem to draw people wanting iBooks. Thousands of them. None of thse events resulted in riot. Why might that be?

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    32. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      I would say that all four definitions fit, particularly number 1.

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    33. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by damiangerous · · Score: 2, Informative
      Meanwhile, in Sudan, Ethiopia, Niger etc. many people who are starving are patiently waiting for food supplies to be handed out.

      Huh, last time I was in Africa (in the military) we were providing security for relief agencies handing out food to those patient, peaceful people. I felt in danger of my life many times, just from them. Nevermind the roving packs of armed thugs and "warlords" whose hands those supplies would have ended up in where we not there.

      I suggest you shut your fucking hole until you get a clue about the world.

    34. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by justforaday · · Score: 1

      That's my state's citizens, neighbors, and friends at their best!

      It's a commonwealth, you insensitive clod!

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    35. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Well, to the best of my knowledge, all of the states of the U.S. are commonwealths. They all have a government based on the republic model."

      Well, I dunno about Louisiana..it is more of a Bananna Republic type government based on Napoleanic law.

      Fun place to live...but, frankly, southern LA is almost a country unto itself....

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    36. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But...I thought Virginia was a Commonwealth! :P

    37. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by damiangerous · · Score: 1, Troll

      Dammit. That wasn't me, it was a friend of mine who wanted to say that but doesn't have an account. It was was supposed to go as AC. I have never been in the military, nor outside of North America and do not claim to have been.

    38. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

      show me a $50 computer anywhere inside an Apple Store. heck, even a $50 component. =D

    39. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "aks". Sheesh. Elderly these days...

    40. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Kafir · · Score: 1

      Virginia is not a state. It's a Commonwealth.

      It is both. All fifty states, including the "Commonwealth States" (Massachusets, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Virginia) are referred to as states in the U.S. Constitution ("We the people of the United States..."), but those four states call themselves commonwealths in their own constitutions. There is no difference in status or political structure between soi-disant "Commonwealths" and other states. You may call Virginia a commonwealth, but it is incorrect (and pointlessly pedantic, not that I'm one to criticize that) to say that it is not a state.

    41. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by ChocoladeHeathshield · · Score: 1

      Full of terrible drivers ready to mow down pedestrians! Especially in the District and Virginia.

    42. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by humina · · Score: 1
      Well Virginia calls itself a commonwealth but it is the same thing as a state (as you pointed out): wikipedia

      Just look at their website:
      http://www.virginia.gov/cmsportal/government_881/g overnment_1046/index.html
      The top left says commonwealth of Virginia and the text says "state government branches".

      If the governor of the state/commonwealth, Mark Warner, can say "For years, Virginia's veterans have been calling for a second care facility in the state," then I can call Virginia a state too. Obviously the citizens of Virginia don't care much whether their state is called a state or a commonwealth, especially since they are granted the same rights in the federal government whether they choose commonwealth or state as a designation.

      So if somebody on slashdot wants to say "citizens of my state", and is referring to Virginia, I won't care.

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    43. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Suppafly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do they define citizen differently in your world?

    44. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by jc42 · · Score: 1

      You know, that collection of 50 STATES of which people are citizens of.

      That reminds me of a cute trivial question I ran across some time back. It was "In a strict legal sense, how many states are there in the United States of America?"

      The answer was 46. The explanation is that four of the states legally refer to themselves as a "commonwealth". I live in one, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

      Related trivia question for Americans: Can you name the other three (without googling for it ;-)?

      Also, some American citizens aren't citizens of any state (or commonwealth). Why not, and where do they live?

      Any American who has passed their high-school civics classes should be able to answer all these, of course. I wonder how many actually can? Not that any of it matters at all for our daily lives.

      There are similar legal situations in many of the other countries that are federations of smaller semi-independent entities. People are good at making their government overly complex.

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    45. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by nairnr · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ok, I'll take a stab at it... Residents of the District of Columbia aren't in a state or commonwealth.. It is a federal district for the federal city of Washington...

      The Residence Bill of July 16, 1790, established a site along the Potomac to be the capital. This federal district was first called the Territory of Columbia and the federal city the City of Washington. The name changed to the District of Columbia in 1793.

      How's that for a Canadian eh?

    46. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Citizens of Virginia? Well, I have a globe of United States that you might be intested in buying!

      Perhaps it would surprise you that "citizen" can refer to the resident of a city, state, province, nation, etc.

    47. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Virgina is a state and a commonwealth.

      As opposed to Puerto Rico, which is a commonwealth but not a state.

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    48. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      Well, my original post was only half-serious (and yes, pedantic, maybe even pointlessly so). I think I should have used the tag on it to make that clear. :)

      Since I've only ever lived in a Commonwealth (I was born in PA, and moved to VA after college), my real question was the follow up post - what's the difference between the two? It sounds from your post that there really isn't one, or, as one of our lawyers likes to say, "it's a distinction without a difference". Anyway, thanks for the informative link.

    49. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      There's also plenty of US citizens who don't live in a state or the Disctrict of Columbia. Some of them live in other countries, and some of them live in US territories.

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    50. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Good grief..

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    51. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Don't know anything about that. I was just astounded that the OP had a globe of the U. S. My globe has a LOT more than just the U.S. on it.

      What is this "U.S" you are speaking of? Didn't you get the memo that it is now called "Freedomland," and it's spreading? Of course you need a globe to see it spread.

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    52. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by feargal · · Score: 1

      Related trivia question for Americans: Can you name the other three (without googling for it ;-)?
      I know they are all in that general part of the US so I'll take a guess at New Jersey, Virginia, and either Delaware or West Virginia... let's say Delaware.
      Also, some American citizens aren't citizens of any state (or commonwealth). Why not, and where do they live?
      Well, if you mean none of the "50" states (or commonwealths), I'll go for Puerto Ricans: they are citizens of the US, but Puerto Rica is not a state. There are debates every few year as to whether it should be granted representation in the Senate and House. I think Puerto Rica is (or was) a commonwealth however, so I'm not sure if that's the answer you're looking for.

      Also, as nairnr correctly points out, the District of Columbia isn't a state or commonwealth, it is considered a district of Washington state.

      How's that for an Irishman?

      P.S. Is "commonwealths" a correct plural form?
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    53. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by feargal · · Score: 1

      If you're from say, California, and you move to another country while retaining your US citizenship, do you not also retain your citizenship of California?

      Are there lower standards of citizenship that the states may apply? Can an immigrant be a state citizen, prior to attaining US citizenship?

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    54. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      ...four of the states legally refer to themselves as a "commonwealth".

      They also refer to themselves as states -- they have "state senators" and "state police" and "state parks" etcetera etcetera. In any case, the word "commonwealth" does not appear anywhere in the U.S. Constitution, so in a "strict legal sense" they are indeed states, no matter what they call themselves.

    55. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An optical scroll mouse is just $49! That's less than $50.

    56. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      You haven't heard? The United States pwns joo.

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    57. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I know they are all in that general part of the US so I'll take a guess at New Jersey, Virginia, and either Delaware or West Virginia... let's say Delaware.

      Correction: New Jersey is neither state nor commonwealth; it's a shithole.

    58. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Isn't California now one of the states of Mexico?

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    59. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by jc42 · · Score: 1

      You're right, of course; that's why I called it a "trivia" question. What a state calls itself in its own official docs isn't too relevant; the federal government calls them all states. This has no consequences whatsoever, other than to produce silly discussions of terminology.

      If Puerto Rico ever becomes a state, it's official docs will probably be in Spanish, so it won't use the 5-letter English word "state", but it'll still be a state.

      Of course, Puerto Riqueños might continue to have the good sense to not turn their island into a US state. They have a somewhat better deal with the current arrangement, confusing as it might be to a lot of us.

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    60. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by pootypeople · · Score: 1

      State my ass. We're a Commonwealth!

    61. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Correction: New Jersey is neither state nor commonwealth; it's a shithole.

      I disagree, I think your definition is disparaging toward latrines.

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    62. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, you got the Puerto Rico situation correct. The citizens there are US citizens, have a US passport, and all that. But PR is not yet a state, and may never be. Similarly with native of the Virgin Islands, Guam, American Samoa, and a few other small chunks of land. I wonder how many people have been born in the Guantanamo base?

      You got one "commonwealth" right, Virginia. Also Pennsylvania and Kentucky call themselves that. Not that it makes any difference whatsoever. To the federal government, they're all "states". Nobody has the time to say "states and commonwealths (and territories and ...)".

      Also, the District of Columbia is a really funny beast, not a state or a territory or anything like that. There are similar "federal districts" in a number of other countries, such as Mexico, whose inhabitants are also in a funny sort of limbo. In the DC case, the natives may be citizens of the US and the city of Washington, but not of any state (unless they move out of the District).

      (And the District of Columbia is about 3000 miles from Washington State. This confuses a lot of Americans, too. I'm a native of Washington - the state not the city - so I'm somewhat familiar with the confusion. ;-)

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    63. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      If you leave California, and never intend to return, how can you still be a citizen of California? If a child is born overseas, and his parents are citizens, he's a citizen, even though he has never set foot in any state.

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    64. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Virginia is a Commonwealth ...

    65. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Mastadex · · Score: 0

      iDon't Think so.

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    66. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frickin' poor people.

    67. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you suck at the engrish.

    68. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it, I just moved from Washington State, to Washington DC. Now when I tell people that I grew up in eastern Washington (desert farming area) they think I grew up in Eastern Washington DC (one of the tougher neighborhoods in the district. I think it is funny how both call their area Washington with no qualifier (state or DC for either, unless you happen to be near the other).

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    69. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by anagama · · Score: 1

      District of Columbia isn't a state or commonwealth, it is considered a district of Washington state

      Hold on there! I live in the REAL Washington, the one next to the Pacific with trees and mountains sticking out of it. The other "washington", aka Mordor, is on the Atlantic.
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    70. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've got a good trivia question. More states' names begin with what letter than any other ?

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      Trick question. M and N are tied at 8.

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    71. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by blackbear · · Score: 1
      A "globe of the United States"? I must have one!

      I already do. It's even got the states of Mexico and Canada, and all of the outlying territories that comprise the eastern hemisphere and South America.

      ...

      You're right. It's just wishful thinking on my part.

    72. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Citizens of Virginia? Well, I have a globe of United States that you might be intested in buying!

      Are you really this big of a moron, or do you just play one on Slashdot?

    73. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "globe of the United States"? I must have one!

      Yeah, we're working on it.

    74. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      Ask people which state ends with a "K". I dunno why, but it usually throws people for a loop.

    75. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iHave Had Enough of these lame iJokes.

      It's no iLonger iFunny because it's so iOverused.

      Give it a fucking iRest.

    76. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by spewey · · Score: 1

      There are five commonwealths. Virginia, Massachusetts, Puerto Rico, Pennsylvania, Kentucky.

    77. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by spewey · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are five commonwealths. You're leaving out Puerto Rico, which is a commonwealth but not a state. The District of Columbia does have representation, an elected delegate to the House of Representatives. She simply has no vote: that's why she is called by the House Leadership "that no-count Eleanor Holmes Norton." DC also elects a shadow senator, but he isn't permitted in the chambers. I lived in DC many years, and yes, taxation without representation is a sore point. Other territories and colonies are exempt from paying federal income tax, but DC residents have to pay federal taxes and have no say in how they are spent, clearly unconstitutional.

    78. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by spewey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You ignorant clod! There are six commonwealths. The former Trust Territory of the Northern Mariana Islands became a commonwealth in 1975.

    79. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by spewey · · Score: 1

      Sorry, forgot about the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, which is both a commonwealth and an archipelago.

    80. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      Sorry, forgot about the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, which is both a commonwealth and an archipelago.

      Along those lines, Florida is both a state and a peninsula. ...yikes, the things one comes up with at 2:00am...

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    81. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by feargal · · Score: 1
      If you leave California, and never intend to return, how can you still be a citizen of California?
      My question was if you did intend to return; e.g. were assigned a job overseas for a period.
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    82. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      spewey,

      You are half-right.

      The Northern Mariana Islands (NMI) became a Commonwealth in 1978. The Covenant (the document that sets the basis of the relationship between the USA and the NMI) was approved in 1975. In 1986, the Trusteeship for the NMI was ended and the folks there were given US citizenship. In 1990, the UN ended the Trusteeship for the NMI and all the areas that were part of the Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands (TTPI).

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    83. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Greatest flag in the Union.

      Our Flag (Being a Virginian) says it best...a dude with a club and his foot on the neck of a king beneath him.

      Of course this refers to to "Kings" but you have to wonder after the riot if people take the "club" thing a little too seriously....

    84. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by feargal · · Score: 1

      I know where they are, it's funny how many don't though. I was being too loose in my language though, I'll grant you that.

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    85. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Ah, I should have remembered Puerto Rico - considering I grew up and lived many years in South Florida, which is full of puertocubicans.

      As I say, I just moved to this region. My introduction to DC was just a couple weeks ago by some friends who work inside the beltway. I saw the license plates and asked, and that was the answer I got. Of course, like most anybody who works in DC, they actually live in Alexandria. Since they are old friends, I'll likely be heading down in that direction fairly often and learn more about DC on each trip.

      The federal tax situation is changing for PR and the Virgin Islands, BTW. The IRS is redefining residency and many people feel that they are working toward including the territories under the federal tax laws. (It may be all territories... I only know about the VI) Fun, fun.

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    86. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d! I'm in joor country and killing joor mens!!!111!1one

    87. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1


      That's no dude! It's the allegorical figure of the goddess Virtue crushing a tyrant. "Sic Sempter Tyrannis" - "Thus always to tyrants."

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    88. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1


      Two words: "Soylent Green". Call out the scoops! - They scooped up the rioters into giant trash trucks. I guess their version of being "processed" by the police took on a totally different meaning. (Soylent Green is PEOPLE!).

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    89. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      i think one of these ipod socks goes for $50...

    90. Re:That's right ladies and gentlemen by tigris · · Score: 1

      I should have qualified, obviously. Of the 50 states, there are only 4 that are commonwealths.

  4. This story wont get many posts. by deft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone is at the sale...

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    1. Re:This story wont get many posts. by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      ...especially all those Windows trolls who keep their iBooks under lock and key, in a dark closet, and only use them at night, under the covers, where no one can see.

    2. Re:This story wont get many posts. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Everyone is at the sale...

      Just goes to show Apples have a-peel.

      Seriously, would these people be battling it out for 4 year old PC laptops at $50 a pop? I think we just threw a few cartons of them away. Too damn slow with windows running on them.

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    3. Re:This story wont get many posts. by smatthew · · Score: 1

      that's the funny thing - those four year old iBooks still work pretty damn good.....

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    4. Re:This story wont get many posts. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Seriously, would these people be battling it out for 4 year old PC laptops at $50 a pop? I think we just threw a few cartons of them away. Too damn slow with windows running on them.

      A 4 year old laptop would probably be a mid to high end PIII based system, with 128-512MB of ram, and 5-20GB of harddisk. I would certainly pay $50 each for one or more systems like that, in good working order (a battery that no longer holds a charge would be OK).

      If you're just throwing computers like that away, I will take some off of your hands.

    5. Re:This story wont get many posts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no, everyone at the sale is trying to figure out what that strange OS is; /. readers already know.

    6. Re:This story wont get many posts. by ari_j · · Score: 1

      My Toshiba Tecra 8100 has a P3-650MHz, 128MB of RAM, a 12GB hard drive, DVD-ROM, and a 15.whatever-inch display. It comes with two worn-out batteries and the original media to install Windows NT Workstation 4.0 (it has Debian sarge installed on it). I purchased it in June of 2000, so you're pretty close, considering that it was pretty top-end at the time.

  5. First iRiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see that iCivilization means iPoliteness.

    At the heart of it, we're all monkeys.

  6. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    iDontCare

  7. HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who saw this one coming?

  8. Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The obvious point here should be that the countyr was sellign them too cheap. Wasting taxpayer dollars. They should have sold them on ebay where they could have gotten much more than $50 without the liability of riots.

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    1. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by bnenning · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Government officials ignorant of basic economics, what are the odds?

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    2. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The obvious point here should be that the county was sellign them too cheap

      Exactly - this obviously wasn't an efficient marketplace. It's possible the county was doing it almost as a public service, underpricing for the citizens of the county. Of course most of those people rushing for the PCs probably plan on selling them anyways - watch for a rash of iBook auctions.

    3. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a very sad thing. It's terrible to see people behave like this, and I also fault the authorities for failing to provide adequate crowd control.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The taxpayers already paid for them once. Why should they have to pay twice?

    5. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Ankou · · Score: 1

      The sale was only valid for Henrico County taxpayers and citizens. That way, we who actually paid for the damn things, could get them for this rediculous price. Otherwise we would have been paying more for a laptop we already paid for.

    6. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The taxpayers already paid for them once. Why should they have to pay twice?

      Because the underpricing doesn't benefit all taxpayers, but rather a small-subsection of them. If the county charged fair market value (which I wouldn't think would much more for a 3+ year old notebook, but the crowds say otherwise) then the funds would go in the general coffer, benefitting all taxpayers (as a tax-funded institution).

    7. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's terrible to see people behave like this, and I also fault the authorities for failing to provide adequate crowd control.

      If the people would have behaved themselves there wouldn't have been a need for crowd control.

      Unless you're trying to imply that human beings are incapable of acting like the most intelligent creature on the planet as some say we are.

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    8. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally someone with some insight! I get tired of listening to idjits all over the place make exclamations like the one you replied to. Thank you for using your brain!

    9. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by tdubya · · Score: 1

      So does this exclude citizens on welfare (about 90% of Henrico County)? Seems like it would be hard for them to be "taxpayers" considering the taxpayers pay for their lazy asses...

      Stuff like this just gets to me!!! :(

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    10. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a trick question, right?

    11. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The evidence speaks for itself.

    12. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by miahrogers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The computers should have been auctioned or a lottery could have been set up to allow only a certain number to purchase them. The way it was setup was very irresponsible -- like throwing 150,000 dollars cash into the middle of a busy street!! (Really, if you guess a $200 market value on each of these that's ($200-$50)*$1000=$150,000 dollars into the street).

    13. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he said citizens ... and ... taxpayers. Proof of citizenship of Henrico County like voting registration, driver's licence, income property tax, etc was required. Although I do agree, non taxpaying people getting in on a deal after the amount I paid for taxes sure is a raw deal. But immagine if they had kept the original idea of letting everyone and anyone buy them. Henrico Co. Schools was getting calls from Montana to France of people wanting them to reserve a laptop for them. If 12 thousand citizens wasn't enough, immagine everyone in the freaking world. Not to mention how much state money would flow out of our county to those leaches.

    14. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by geekoid · · Score: 1

      they probably wanted to keep the sales as local as possible.

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    15. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I absolutely love the combination of your signature with your "misinformed, short sighted, and downright stupid" rant. What does the 't' in your nick stand for anyway?

    16. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by martin_b1sh0p · · Score: 1

      Agreed...when I found out my local school was getting rid of some "servers" (i.e. throwing them away) I went down and said "I'll take them!!!".

      Now I've got a nice HP Kayak running BackupPC and some other older PCs waiting to be put to use along with some UPSs.

      Later on I found out that they weren't throwing them away but the district was coming to pick them up....what the district did with them is another question (I seriously got the impression that they really were going to throw them away or just let people take them for free!).

    17. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Unless you're trying to imply that human beings are incapable of acting like the most intelligent creature on the planet

      Uh, you must be new here?

      (Where here is this planet)

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    18. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone else reported that you were required to show tax receipts.

    19. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the tax payers gave money to the school so that the school could have computers. The tax payers did not pay to have the laptops distributed to the community. Since the community was not charged (except for a lousy $50), the school did not make any real money, which means the gap in the school's budget needs to be filled up again by the tax payer. So the tax payers end up paying for both the laptops given to the community and the public school. You could argue that the tax payers received laptops in exchange for this double bill, but the people who bought the laptops aren't necessarily the people who paid the most money in taxes.

    20. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by tjmcgee · · Score: 1

      Of course then they would have to hire someone to manage the sale and shipment of 1000 iBooks.

    21. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by default+luser · · Score: 1

      It's possible the county was doing it almost as a public service, underpricing for the citizens of the county.

      If you want to "help" the citizens of the county who actually need it, while still getting a little cash for these laptops, they could have done something very simple... ...like, say, make students apply to receive one of the laptops for a low price, and give preference to students who already receive reduced or free school lunch.

      Boy, that was easy. As a school district, they already have access to all the information they need to get these laptops to POOR STUDENTS. But, thanks to this retarded blue-light special sale, I wouldn't be surprised if most of them were resold.

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    22. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by courtarro · · Score: 1
      "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - MIB

      People love the anonymity of the crowd.

    23. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by blackbear · · Score: 1
      ...the county was sellign them too cheap. Wasting taxpayer dollars.

      As a tax payer in Henrico County, I agree. If the county has property to dispose of, it has an obligation to get the best return it reasonably can.

    24. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by GeneralAntilles · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never shopped for used Macs before. . . .

    25. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by mbrod · · Score: 1

      I wonder how come they didn't just sell them first to kids who can't afford a home computer. Maybe they just wanted to see those greedy bastards all squish each other. Both seem like charity for the good of humanity to me.

    26. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by anOminousCow · · Score: 1
      The obvious point here should be that the countyr was sellign them too cheap. Wasting taxpayer dollars.

      You're probably correct, writes an Ominous Cow on a 5 1/2 year old, 450 Mhz Pentium III, with 128 Meg of memory, CD, and 8 Gig drive purchased surplus for $10 from the state university.

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    27. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by gryphokk · · Score: 1

      I thought we were supposed to be the third most intelligent species on the planet -- behind the dolphins and the pan-dimensional beings who present themselves as mices.

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    28. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      Students were allowed to purchase iBooks through the school system prior to the sale.

      You can see some of those iBooks advertised on ebay.

    29. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      Selling public property to private citizens at a huge discount is not a public service. (Not that it stops governments from doing it with bigger things than iPods).

    30. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      iBooks. Doh.

    31. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's extremely likely that the school district was forbidden by law to make any sort of profit on these laptops. They probably had to spend lots of time writing up contracts stating that they would make no more than $X (where X is small), and that this $X would be spent for some very specific thing - undoubtedly new sports equipment. Rules about school funding usage are moronic.

    32. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they spent $1000 on each laptop (a low estimate), and they sold them each at $500, that's not a profit, it's a loss. They wouldn't be breaking any kind of contract. $50 is just fucking insane (or stupid and fraudulent, whichever).

    33. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Ashen · · Score: 1

      They should have sold the laptops on ebay in order to get a market price for them, rather than causing potential harm to their citizens by selling them for $50 which was obviously below equillibrium (causing a shortage = more people want to buy than the supply). Then they could use that money to help fund the schools.

    34. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by chiseen · · Score: 1

      I think the real question here is - why is this world run by money?

    35. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Caspian · · Score: 1

      Why do people write things like "$150,000 dollars"? The dollar sign ("$") means "dollars", so writing "$150,000 dollars" is like writing "150,000 dollars dollars".

      It's like those twits who say "ATM Machine" (Automated Teller Machine Machine).

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    36. Re:Too Cheap -Fraud and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  9. w00t ebay w00t by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

    This is just another reason I prefer the anonymity of online auctions.

  10. What happened to "No - rush, 10 mins"? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG! Zerg Rush!

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    1. Re:What happened to "No - rush, 10 mins"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the KEKEKEKE!!! ^_^

      (This text inserted to bypass the lameass filter)

    2. Re:What happened to "No - rush, 10 mins"? by MynockGuano · · Score: 2, Funny

      (This text inserted to bypass the lameass filter)

      Maybe that's why? >8)

    3. Re:What happened to "No - rush, 10 mins"? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      OMG! Zerg Rush!

      Good thing they hadn't evolved ...

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    4. Re:What happened to "No - rush, 10 mins"? by trianglecat · · Score: 1

      LIFTOFF! come to me.

  11. more information by Ankou · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had submitted this article this morning, with a little more information in case people were interested here is what I had posted:
    Henrico Co. Schools of VA decided to change laptop suppliers at the end of their contract with Apple, opting instead for a contract deal with Dell and Microsoft. The result was a couple thousand laptops of no use. In a first attempt, Henrico Co. was going to sell laptops in a free for all at $50 dollars each, but subsequent meetings and enraged tax payers made them change to limiting the sale (at least this first sale) to Henrico citizens and tax payers. The sale occurred at the Richmond International Raceway where 1000 laptops would be given on a first come first serve basis with proof of residency/tax payments. The facilitators of the event decided to close the main gates of the area until 7 AM and begin the sale at 9 AM. This did little to deter people arriving as early as 1 AM and circling the area until the main gates opened. At 6:54 AM the main gates were opened and a massive stampede of over 12 thousand attendants for the event fought to be the first in line. Injuries (albeit minor according to the Times Dispatch) and chaos ensued. One unconfirmed report I was given by an attendee was of a lady who.s ankle was broken and her baby carriage trampled by the sheer number of people shoving to get through the gates. Police support was supposedly small with off duty officers working, the event planners obviously underestimating the popularity of this event. The details of the event including the specs for the iBook (12 inch, G3 500 MHz) can be seen at this posting on the Henrico Co Schools website. In the fall there is to be another sale of which no restriction will be made on buyers, but after today.s incident, one could only imagine that it will differ highly from the chaos of today. Photos of the scene can be viewed at the article in the Richmond Times Dispatch website .

    1. Re:more information by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      People are trampling baby carriages for a pos laptop like that? I doubt it's powerful enough to play pr0n movies.

      Sad.

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    2. Re:more information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that pops out at me is some woman actually bringing her baby to this. I mean more and more people bring their children and babies into places where they have no business being. I hope the baby wasn't injured, but I hope the mom learned her lesson too.

    3. Re:more information by thatnerdguy · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had the points. The pics from the Richmond Times Dispatch are incredible, and sad. What some people would do for a deal. After seeing the picture of the lady with the busted baby carriage picking up after herself, it begs the question, why would you bring your baby to something like this?

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    4. Re:more information by Dinny · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I actually drove by the site this morning at 7am. Just seeing the lines was enough to convince me that I didn't want any part of it. And I even got up early for all of this.

      Interestingly the sale had originally been scheduled for the previous week then got delayed. They should have changed the price too.

    5. Re:more information by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 1

      In the last link a woman mentioned that she bought 3 iBooks. What kind of crap is that? Thousands of people fighting outside for a chance to get one and she walks off with 3!? Call me crazy, but I think one should have been the limit.

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    6. Re:more information by ethx1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's like that MasterCard ad. But backwards.

      Beating down losers with a folding chair: Priceless.
      Urinating on yourself: Priceless.
      Driving a car though a mob: Priceless
      Loosing your shoe in the sweltering heat: Priceless.
      iBook: $50

    7. Re:more information by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      And why shouldn't a parent, I believe I saw the FATHER carrying the little girl and broken stroller, take their child to a public venue for a sale? It's not like it was advertised as "Come on down and battle for a 'puter!!! Grab your knives and nightsticks and leave the kids at home! First come, first beaten!!!" It was supposed to simply be the local citizenry purchasing used computers from the local government.

    8. Re:more information by jangobongo · · Score: 1

      MacDailyNews also has some coverage, plus a link to a news video.

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    9. Re:more information by BiAthlon · · Score: 1

      She may not have even brought the kid.

      Some "parents" simply use the stroller as a battering ram to get through a crowd.

    10. Re:more information by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to say thanks for a laugh. As you mentioned in retrospect it looks like a bad place for a kid, but before the "event" there doesn't seem to be any reason why a parent couldn't bring a child.

    11. Re:more information by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      I'm joining in a little late, I know.

      It reminds me of when some gas stations have some specials. I'm not talking 6-cents off, but every now and then you hear about some gas station selling their gas for a $1.00 a gallon or something as a publicity stunt.

      The end result is cars and SUVs lining up for half-a-mile waiting for 30 minutes just to save *maybe* $10 USD on week's worth of gas.

      I will admit, getting a laptop (particularly a Mac) for $50 USD is tempting and even I would probably sneak into line early. But to behave like barbarians over something like that is insane.

    12. Re:more information by maubp · · Score: 1

      The woman that bought three iBooks was doing so for her self and her two sons, also present.

      Apparently she wouldn't have made it to the check out without her boys for muscle!

    13. Re:more information by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Henrico Co. Schools of VA decided to change laptop suppliers ... The result was a couple thousand laptops of no use.

      Excuse me, but how does a decision to change suppliers of future purchases make currently owned equipment "of no use?" Do the iBooks figure out that their new brothers are not Apple and suddenly stop working? Does the software on them suddenly stop functioning?

      Failing to plan for a herd of vultures rioting to get almost free computers is not the crime here. The crime is the attitude that perfectly functional computing hardware is suddenly "of no use", especially coming from a taxpayer funded institution. And certainly when that institution typically cries because they don't have enough money.

      There is no reason not to use the iBooks until they croak, and then replace them with new Dells. It would teach kids that there really is more to life than Microsoft and Intel, and allow them a choice of which OS they preferred. Schoolkids are not processing gigabyte datasets that requires terrabyte disks and gigahertz CPUs. They're browsing the web and typing book reports. I'm sure an iBook can handle that.

      If I were a resident of that county, the next time the schools put a millage up for a vote I'd remind my neighbors of the profligate waste demonstrated by this nonsense and campaign for a no vote. And a replacement of the moronic school board.

    14. Re:more information by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Without getting into the reasons why a lot of what you suggested won't work, consider that these are four year old notebooks that have been through the hellish life of being "owned" by a high school student. Don't think for a minute that they're in the kind of shape that you'd keep your computer in.

      Oh, and they sold for so cheap because that's what the taxpayers of the county asked the school district to do. The local paper's web site has quite a bit of coverage of the whole thing.

      -h-

    15. Re:more information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laptops were limited one to a person. By bringing his daughter the dad could then buy two laptops.

      Or else the mom had to work and the dad wouldn't have felt responsible leaving his daughter at home alone. Nobody would have predicted this to be a riot, therefore nobody knew to leave small children at home or to bring clubs with which to beat people cutting in line.

    16. Re:more information by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The crime is the attitude that perfectly functional computing hardware is suddenly "of no use", especially coming from a taxpayer funded institution.

      And yet quite typical of government-run organizations.

      Max

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    17. Re:more information by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      'Owned' by students for an extended time? $50 might be a low price for somebody looking to commit identity theft, if these machines haven't been thoroughly sanitized and weren't particularly locked-down for use. They've probably been used for personal e-mail, online purchases, coursework that might be useful for resale online, and so forth. You'd have to be an utter bastard to do so, but then -- you'd probably have to be an utter bastard to bring a folding chair and whack people with it, over a discounted iBook.

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    18. Re:more information by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but how does a decision to change suppliers of future purchases make currently owned equipment "of no use?"

      Its called "support." Its a funny thing that governments and other large organizations do, and its tends to cost a lot more than the hardware itself.

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    19. Re:more information by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't think for a minute that they're in the kind of shape that you'd keep your computer in.

      So let's assume that 50% are in working order.

      If the school buys 1000 Dells to hand out and keeps the iBooks, they have 1500 computers. That's 500 more than they would have if they sold all the iBooks. If that's 500 more than the number of students, well, gee, they've now got computers they can put in the library and classrooms or to hand out as replacements when these rowdy high schoolers destroy the one they've already been given. They'd have 500 computers to use in the elementary schools. If half of those iBooks break in a year, they'd still have 250 more computers than they have now.

      The point was, it is silly to think that a computer is of no use just because the next computer you are going to buy is from a different manufacturer. Those iBooks were usable; someone at that school could use a computer. Lots of someones could use 500 of them.

      Oh, and they sold for so cheap because that's what the taxpayers of the county asked the school district to do.

      That's irrelevant. The school board is elected to manage the accounts and keep the schools running. I'd love it if I could simply ask my local school board to give me things for free (or "really cheap"), but they're not doing their jobs if they agree.

    20. Re:more information by jc42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Excuse me, but how does a decision to change suppliers of future purchases make currently owned equipment "of no use?"

      You haven't worked out many multi-computer deals, have you?

      The special-price deal they got with Dell probably included the condition that they get rid of all their non-Dell computers.

      Salesmen routinely make deals like this. Usually they're "privately-arranged" deals that are not explicit in the written contract. But the contract is carefully phrased so that they can legally demand more money if they discover any of the old computers on the premises. Some admins resist this sort of deal; many don't.

      (Dell and Microsoft aren't the only companies that play games like this. A year or so back, I got into a bit of a "discussion" with Apple's support people. They insisted that I disable the linux machines on my network before they'd help with a problem. The problem wasn't even related to the other computers; it was a difficulty getting a Mac to talk to a printer via an Airport Extreme. They wouldn't accept isolating the Mac+airport+printer from the network; they insisted that the linux boxes not be on the local network, and refused to talk to me until I disabled them all. This did backfire on them a bit, though. I recommended to management that we not use Apple equipment as infrastructure in in our network, and described this support problem as my reason. They accepted my recommendation.)

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    21. Re:more information by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Its called "support." Its a funny thing that governments and other large organizations do,

      So, the people at the school who support the iBooks now will forget how to support them when they first touch a Dell?

      And no, "lack of support" still does not make a computer useless.

    22. Re:more information by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Oh, and they sold for so cheap because that's what the taxpayers of the county asked the school district to do.

      That's irrelevant. The school board is elected to manage the accounts and keep the schools running. I'd love it if I could simply ask my local school board to give me things for free (or "really cheap"), but they're not doing their jobs if they agree.

      Bear in mind that the sale was restricted to residents of the county who had, in effect, already paid for the computers once.

      Besides, government's number one job is to be responsive to the desires of its constituents. Here's a case where they were (although the constituents behaved, well, poorly).

      I guess that government can't win on /. - it gets castigated for ignoring the governed and it gets castigated when it listens.

      -h-

    23. Re:more information by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 1
      I had submitted this article this morning, with a little more information in case people were interested here is what I had posted:

      Well, if your submission was rejected, then no, we are not interested in what you have to say!

    24. Re:more information by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Heh... funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks!

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    25. Re:more information by Life2Short · · Score: 1

      After viewing these photos and reading the reports, it seems a little strange that some people refuse to believe in evolution. I guess they just need to get out more often.

    26. Re:more information by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      A new CompUSA opened up here in Fort Myers. As part of thier Grand Opening they were selling 50 notebooks for like $400. People camped out overnight for this. Fortunately, CompUSA was on the ball and gave out vouchers to the first people in line.

      Something like that should have been done here.

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    27. Re:more information by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Besides, government's number one job is to be responsive to the desires of its constituents. Here's a case where they were

      I have three words for you: Bread and Circuses

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    28. Re:more information by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but how does a decision to change suppliers of future purchases make currently owned equipment "of no use?"

      Well, the previous purchase was of a proprietary brand of Laptop that won't run the OS that the new Laptops run. The school district just wanted to back out of the corner they found themselves boxed in with the Apple hardware.

      If they were instead upgrading from Dell Pentium II laptops to new IBM thinkpads they probably wouldn't have pitched them out the way they did.

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    29. Re:more information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just made me laugh out loud at work...for real

    30. Re:more information by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      OOoooo! That reminds me of how my mother actually managed to get a small computer lab in her classroom.

      No one else wanted the aging Macintoshes (granted, the things were the original one-piece Macs, before the iMac, and very low-end PowerPCs) So, my mom, realizing that she could still install good edutainment software on them, grabbed up about 5 or 6 of them, and BOOM! Her classroom has more computers than everyone else, because everyone else put all their attention on the newest/fastest Dells.

      Seriously, it's lack of realization that computers can be useful beyond obsolecence that is the problem. My mom picked up on it and profitted quite well for her students. She had plenty of room for a number of students to use a computer, and reduced wait-time and chances of a child getting pissed that he can't use a computer, while Bobby can.

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    31. Re:more information by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      Post of the year!

    32. Re:more information by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      I doubt Dell would do this. How do I know? After being a strictly IBM shop, (server, desktop and laptop), we made a deal with Dell. Anything new will be Dell. In 4-5 years, everything will be Dell except for any pSeries Servers we run and will continue to run as they are definitely superior to Intel based servers. On the other hand, I do kind of wish you were right because that would mean my IBM PC and Thinkpad would get replaced by a shiney dual core Pentium D and a Dell Latitude laptop.

      The deal with this has to be that the school was no longer going to run the Mac software so they were really of no use. I wish I lived in Henrico, but then I would have been one of the trampled. The county should have really done this on eBay.

      Wtih a son entering public school, I get to experience the stupidity of our public school system as a parent. Here's his list of crap to buy for school:

      1 pair Fiskar scissors
      2 boxes of crayola crayons (24 ct)
      3 packages of #2's
      6 Glue sticks
      1 Book Bag
      2 packages Crayola Markers(NO skinny markers please)
      1 small container liquid soap

      now here's where it gets weird....

      4! Cans of Koolaid Powder
      3 pk of 5 oz Cups
      4 chunky pink erasers
      2 FAMILY size boxes of Kleenex
      1 pkg napkins (200 Count)
      4 kitchen sponges (?!?!???)
      Lastnames A-P 1 pkg 1 qt Ziploc bags
      Lastnames Q-Z 1 pkg 1 gal Ziploc bags
      Room 11 1 roll 35 mm film (What? No Digital cams??)
      Room 9 1 white cotton T-shirt
      $20.00 "Project Adventure" Fee

      Ok....notice there's NO PAPER on the list...this is a Kidergarten class....you know....learn to write and maybe read??!?!??...then take a nap on your towel.

      4 Can's of Koolaid powder??!??!? What are we supplying the whole school with Koolaid? What is my tax dollars buying? Certainly NOT a new school building as the bulding is likely older then any school I went to as a kid. You had better believe I am going to be at the next school board meeting I am able to attend. I want to know....what DO they buy with my money?? Certainly isn't sponges for wiping down the tables!

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    33. Re:more information by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Bear in mind that the sale was restricted to residents of the county who had, in effect, already paid for the computers once.

      Still irrelevant. Using this logic, since "we" paid for the lockerrooms in the new highschool, "we" ought to be able to use them whenever we want. "We" ought to be able to play basketball on the new court, and watch TV on the TVs they just bought for A/V.

      EVERYBODY paid for the computers. EVERYBODY ought to benefit from them when they are sold, IF they are sold. The only people who benefitted from this sale were the few who got a computer for $50. The rest of the county residents got to pay MORE to buy replacement computers.

      Besides, government's number one job is to be responsive to the desires of its constituents.

      Wrongo. Consider carefully "tyranny of the majority". Consider deToqueville and the concept that a society survives only until the members realize they can tax "others" to pay for their pleasures.

      The number one job of a school board is to manage and maintain the schools as a place to educate students. A school board that does not say "of course not" when the public says "gimme" is not doing its job.

    34. Re:more information by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Why did'nt you just LIE to them. They would'nt of known because all they would of had is your word that they were turned off.

      I don't care what anybody says about ALWAYS telling the truth...when the gestapo come pounding at your door asking questions...you tell them EXACTLY what they want to hear (and make sure whatever you say that it's difficult to confirm).

    35. Re:more information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the school buys 1000 Dells to hand out and keeps the iBooks, they have 1500 computers. That's 500 more than they would have if they sold all the iBooks. If that's 500 more than the number of students, well, gee, they've now got computers they can put in the library and classrooms or to hand out as replacements when these rowdy high schoolers destroy the one they've already been given.

      That's actually a brillant idea. Give the kids spanking new PCs, and if they break them, give them an old iBook as punishment. Once a couple of kids get stuck with the crappy old Apple, I bet the rest of them would take really good care of their Dells.

    36. Re:more information by myov · · Score: 1

      You could have got a totally clueless rep. It happens.

      My ISP, when my modem was flashing an error code (something like No Line Sync), asked me to verify that I was set for DHCP and wanted to confirm that I really couldn't release/renew.

      Don't even start me on call centres in India. (Dell, Netgear, Linksys & friends)

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    37. Re:more information by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      One thing I don't understand. We have his name and his personal account that he was hitting people with a folding chair. Aren't there some sort of laws against that? (And yes, I'd be pissed about somone cutting in front of me too. But I have a fear of laws and guns.)

    38. Re:more information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      About the sponges:

      I suspect they cut them up into small shapes and use them for painting. You know ... they cut out a small star-shape, and a circle shape, etc., and then they press one side into some paint, and then dab that onto a sheet of paper. (Oh, and paper is probably one of the things the school has an abundance of, and cheaply.) Didn't you get to spend any time doing art-related stuff in kindergarten? You have my sympathy. You are right to ask about this stuff, but at the same time, maybe you should relax a little and have some faith in their willingness to let your kid be a kid. Just a thought.

      It's just kindergarten, not 9th grade. Believe me, by the 9th grade, you child is probably going to be wishing there was still some of that creativity left in his or her school system...

    39. Re:more information by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

      The problem is not that the call centers are in India, it's because the companies in question are too cheap to hire people who are actually fluent in English and who have half a clue about what they're doing. Blame Dell, Netgear, and Linksys for being so ridiculously cheap, it's their cheapness, not the location of the call center that's the problem.

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    40. Re:more information by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Are you stupid?

      Probably. ;-)

      The FIRST RULE while taking to anyone in "tech support" is to swallow all your pride and admit you know nothing.

      Yeah; that's my standard approach. You learn more that way. After all, you've called Support because you don't know enough to make something work right. They're there to help you, right? And, hopefully, to educate you a bit in the process. So no matter how much you know, you're ignorant in this situation, and it's best to be honest (to yourself at least) about this.

      Why the hell were they even informed you were running Linux on your network anyways? Were you sitting there on the phone and thought it'd be impressive to the support person to mention you were running Linux?

      Nope. I didn't volunteer the information until the guy started asking questions about the Airport's Internet connection. I really thought this was irrelevant to diagnosing a Powerbok->airport->printer problem, but I thought I'd let the Support guy make suggestions. Maybe I'd learn something. I answered his questions honestly, which is probably a useful thing in such situations. I didn't know why he was trying to solve the problem by working on the Internet connection, but the obvious thing was to follow his suggestions.

      This ended when he first demanded that I reboot the linux firewall. This, IMHO, was so far beyond the pale that I simple answered "No." He got all bent out of shape by my refusal to follow orders, damage my local network, and kill other tasks that were running. When he changed to demanding that the linux boxes be removed from the network, I again simply said "No", and pointed out that I hadn't called about a LAN or Internet problem (and we'd verified that the PB, Airport and linux gateway all had fine Internet access). I suggested getting back to the PB->Airport->printer problem, by isolating them from the LAN. His response was that he couldn't help me as long as I had a linux box on the LAN.

      Part of what I was doing was testing Apple's support for a network with mixed equipment. I was doing it on my home network, and I wanted it to work there. But I was also working for people who were interested in various networking equipment on their corporate network. Since I had two PBs, an Airport Extreme, and couple of linux boxes and a Windows box on my home LAN, they wanted data on how well these all worked together. I never mentioned this to any Apple people, of course. But they gave me some very useful information on the subject. I could report that Apple's tech support people were actively hostile to a mixed network like this, and refused to help solve a simple Airport connectivity problem because there was non-Apple equipment on the LAN. For a software-development company that needs a mixed-vendor setup for testing, this is something you want to know, because it's a total deal killer.

      Using some of the net-testing stuff on my linux box, I did eventually diagnose the problem myself. In fact, it took less time than I'd wasted talking to Apple Support. The problem was LAN-related. Something I didn't yet know was that the Airport Extreme had a DHCP server enabled by default, and it was handing out addresses that overlapped with the DHCP server on my linux gateway. (I can feel net admins cringing in horror, knowing what's coming. ;-)

      The printer's IP address was in fact the same as the Windows box's. When I tracked this down, it was just a matter of time until I found the Airport's DHCP stuff, and reconfigured it to not overlap with the gateway's DHCP stuff. (I've looked for Apple tools to diagnose this problem, but haven't yet found them. Log messages on our two PBs weren't helpful, but log messages on the linux box were.)

      I don't know whether the Apple Support guy would have found this. His plan was to install the Airport as the Internet gateway, with no LAN other than the wi-fi. The printer would have worked under those conditions. I'd guess that

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  12. America's answer to... by meditation_dude · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...Europe's soccer stampedes! Somehow it doesn't suprise me that it has to do with consumerism.

    1. Re:America's answer to... by kat11v · · Score: 2, Informative
      Something similar happens here in Canada during boxing day sales at Futureshop (owned by BestBuy if I'm not mistaken) and A&B Sound.

      The lineups start around 5am and there's a huge rush to get in once the doors open, grab the first thing you see that is mildly appealing and buy it "cause it was on sale, see?". My sister-in-law who works as a sales-clerk at Futureshop usually comes home absolutely exhausted after the 12 hour shift that they make them work that day. The funny thing is, you can usually get better deals during regular, non-rush times of the year if you just keep an eye out for them.

    2. Re:America's answer to... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Walmart attempts to create the same scene of panic and confusion on the day after Thanksgiving (harvest related holiday about a month before Christmas for those not familiar). They always have some computer bundle or TV or DVD player for some outrageously low price and stack a few hundred (or thousand if it's DVD players) up in the center of the store. Doors for the day and people push and shove their way to the stack. Apparently either everyone's gotten their DVD player by now or people got tired of getting bruised while shopping, because this year there was probably around 100 TV's and several hundred DVD players still stacked up when I went in a couple days later. I still haven't heard of anyone beating someone with a chair for cutting in line though.

    3. Re:America's answer to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, because before there was such an abundance of goods, there was no such thing as violence. Go back to reading Chomsky dickhead

    4. Re:America's answer to... by coflow · · Score: 1

      Actually, iirc, Walmart didn't cut prices nearly as heavily the day after Thanksgiving this past year. And not surprisingly, they didn't get the same crazy crowds that they usually do. I believe retailers thought they could hold the line on prices this season, but had to end up giving heavy discounts later in the season after disappointing results.

    5. Re:America's answer to... by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Consumerism? Is that the only word you remembered from your liberal education?

      I don't think it was about the product itself. The people putting up the sale did not institute any sort of a line system, so it ended up being a free-for-all. If I stood in line for 4 hours and some young 20-some hotshot jerkoff tried to roll in front of me, you're damn sure I'd be pissed! What would you expect the people to do. Step aside and look for a rent-a-cop to air their grievance?

      There was no system for keeping order and basic human nature and competition took over.

    6. Re:America's answer to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The looting of Baghdad, especially the museum where thousands of priceless artifacts disappered into the black market. Funny, though, the oil fields didn't get looted, they were protected, and still are.

  13. Wow by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I usually only piss myself over new apple products...

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    1. Re:Wow by Gleep · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think she was trying to re-charge the battery in her cellphone...

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    2. Re:Wow by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've noticed that my urine stream is much snappier since I got Tiger.

    3. Re:Wow by kuzb · · Score: 1

      For that, Apple has introduced the new iPiss system - the only new adult diaper to not only come with 3-ply protection to deal with those nasty spills, but also come in a variety of different colors so you can rest assured that your new iPiss will match your drapes.

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    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I had to look up what an iBook was after reading the RSS blurb.

      Wow. Apple fanatics win. No more competition.

    5. Re:Wow by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

      it sounds like you folks are in a pissing contest on who comes up with the funniest post.

  14. As a matter of fact... by Tackhead · · Score: 1, Funny
    > Add into the mix one guy who watches too much wrestling and one gal who re-lived her first Backstreet Boys concert by wetting herself and you'll being looking for video of the whole thing.

    As a matter of fact, no, iWont.

  15. One each? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately wanting to buy them?"

    Looks a lot like one each to me...

  16. on the news.. by xWastedMindx · · Score: 1

    I just seen this on the news about 30 minutes ago, while channel surfing.. I think it was CNN.

    1. Re:on the news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just seen this

      They have TVs in Podunk now, Jim Bob?

  17. Well duh, for a Mac Laptop for $50? by silentbozo · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine the instant resale value on eBay would be several times the cost of the laptop. It's almost like getting something for free... and where there's a free giveaway, you should expect craziness.

    1. Re:Well duh, for a Mac Laptop for $50? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a similar happening around 1985 or so. I was working at K-Mart. There was a sale of, I believe, TI-99 computers. The sale price was $95 (it had been discontinued, or something) and there was a $100 rebate. So you would be up $5 and get a computer. When they opened the doors that morning we had about a dozen people sprint to the back of the store. There was some pushing and shoving. I don't recall how many machines had in stock but it wasn't many, perhaps 5-6.

    2. Re:Well duh, for a Mac Laptop for $50? by oriole1 · · Score: 1

      When this sale happened, my parents managed to get TWO of those magnificent machines! I never got a Commodore64, but boy did I get a lot of mileage out of my TI-99/4A!

    3. Re:Well duh, for a Mac Laptop for $50? by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      I used to have one of those. You're being unduly generous in describing the TI 99/4A as a "computer".

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  18. Man. Imagine the carnage if they had said there by multiplexo · · Score: 1
    were tickets for a Who concert available as well as iBooks.

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  19. iRiot by DillMan · · Score: 1

    iDidntSeeThatComming

  20. better links and pictures of riots by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 5, Informative
    i posted this story earlier, heres some better links than CNNS regurge crap

    local richmond newspaper link

    another local link with slideshow pictures

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    1. Re:better links and pictures of riots by amper · · Score: 1

      You did notice that your supposedly "local newspaper" is simply regurgitating the same AP wire dispatch as every other news outlet, right?

    2. Re:better links and pictures of riots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You did notice that while the first link was a regurgitation, the 2nd link was local and included photographs from the scene from local reporters...

      thanks anyways for the all-to-common /. bitchslap because I can knee jerk response though...

  21. Shows us how far we haven't come... by jo_ham · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Whenever someone does something like this (selling something for much less than its value) scenes like these always happen.

    Ikea did this with a new store in the UK, selling a £500 sofa for £50 and mob scenes resulted, with people fighting in the aisles, people trampled and people stealing sofas off feeble old people who were unable to hang onto their purchase.

    When it comes to a bargain, I'm amazed people don't pack heat before setting off for the store.

    1. Re:Shows us how far we haven't come... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Ikea

      That would be iKea ....

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    2. Re:Shows us how far we haven't come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to a bargain, I'm amazed people don't pack heat before setting off for the store.

      Heat? What you really need is a cattle prod and a stun-shield.

    3. Re:Shows us how far we haven't come... by Frogbert · · Score: 1
      When it comes to a bargain, I'm amazed people don't pack heat before setting off for the store.

      I do, in the form of not showering 2 weeks before the sale, you really need to work on that tangible wall of stench that actually repels physical objects. This means working out each day, spreading plenty of blood and bone around the garden etc.

      Works a treat, you just have to remember to shower before sitting on said sofa.
    4. Re:Shows us how far we haven't come... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Shit, you wouldn't need that much for Ikea to turn into a riot. I visited my first Ikea a couple days ago (new to Seattle, need furniture, got headclocked with Ikea commercials in Germany, "Wohnst du noch? oder lebst du schon?" So, I wanted to check them out.

      I mean... DAMN. This place was packed from one end of the store to the other to varying degrees. Every exit->entrance to a different section of the store was a line, and a 5 minute wait.

      I'm surprised Ikea doesn't have riots on a normal basis. ... I mean, it's worse than WAL-MART!

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    5. Re:Shows us how far we haven't come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to a bargain, I'm amazed people don't pack heat before setting off for the store.

      I'll have to remember that for next time I REALLY want the bargin

  22. Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 5, Informative

    As geeks living in the area my friends and I were interested in getting some cheap computers to set up as servers and various low intensity jobs. The local papers and Henrico County made such a huge deal over this that I am really not that surprised by the turnout. They were selling off used and discarded low end macs, and making it sound like the deal of a lifetime.

    I personally think the county would have been better off finding a way to distribute them to low income families and possibly offering classes in their use, but what do I know.

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    1. Re:Under thought and over publicized by midicase · · Score: 1

      In a month 500 can be found at various local pawn shops. Or worse, ebay.

    2. Re:Under thought and over publicized by kitzilla · · Score: 1
      > I personally think the county would have been better off finding a way to distribute them to low income families and possibly offering classes in their use, but what do I know.

      Absolutely, especially at that spec. And it would have been easy, too: are you eligible for free school lunches? Then you're also eligible for a free, low-end iBook. Sign up: a lottery determines the winners.

      Any extras should have been sold on eBay, and the funds returned to the school district's computer science budget. or they could have donated the whole lot to a group like FreeGeek.

      Geez, they missed a real opportunity. They could even have required successful completion of a computer course to get a machine for keeps. Duh.

      Guess Henrico really does "Think Different," even if they're going to Dull computers. Of course, different isn't always good.

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    3. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      They were selling off used and discarded low end macs, and making it sound like the deal of a lifetime.

      Considering what those things still go for, it is a damned good deal. I certainly wouldn't go through all that shit for one, but still.

    4. Re:Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 1

      Agreed, it was definitely a good deal, but due to the publicity I expect most people went there expecting a far more powerful machine than was available. Until they restricted it to Henrico County residents only, I had planned on going.

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    5. Re:Under thought and over publicized by bogie · · Score: 1

      No shit. It would be trivial to lotto out 1,000 of them to low income families. Doing what they did, ie letting people push each other over to get to them is garish and embarassing.

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    6. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Mr.+Maestro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was part of a program where compaq gave hundreds of free computers to low income families. I set up classes and taught the families all the basics.
      Within months almost all of the computers had been sold to a nearby pawn shop.
      I'm not making a social commentary, these are just the facts.

    7. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Agreed, it was definitely a good deal, but due to the publicity I expect most people went there expecting a far more powerful machine than was available. Until they restricted it to Henrico County residents only, I had planned on going.

      What were people expecting? I mean, they're noy going to be selling off G5s.

    8. Re:Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 1

      The comment is appreciated. Anyone have any thoughts on how to avoid this? It seems to me that this is sabotaging long term gains for short term ones, but let us leave that open to discussion.

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    9. Re:Under thought and over publicized by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Anyone have any thoughts on how to avoid this?

      Don't give tax-payer funded computer equipment to people who can't afford the necessities of life?

      Seems pretty obvious.

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    10. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't pay attention to our local polititians. According to them, Henrico County doesn't have any poor people.

    11. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give away computer hardware period. Make them work for it.

    12. Re:Under thought and over publicized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone have any thoughts on how to avoid this?

      Changes must come from within. The people/person must decide to change first and come to you for help, not the other way around. And this takes time, generations' worth of time in many cases. You can't offer free computers and internet access to people and expect them all to become highly-educated worldly persons within a year. Most will sell them or use them to just play games or get porn, but one or two who want to change might use it in the intended way. It's up to you to decide whether the impact on this one or two persons is worth the effort.

    13. Re:Under thought and over publicized by volksjager · · Score: 1

      I think...

      Just the idea that these people waited hours in line, trampled, and beat each other implies that they would not be able to afford them otherwise. Nobody who could afford to pay 699$ for new a laptop would pee themselves to get a chance at a 50$ one.

    14. Re:Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 1

      If I were going to get bent out of shape about tax payer fund usage here, I'd have started with the fact that it was limited to Henrico County residents despite the fact that that county's IT budget is funded by the state, not the county. I believe that to be the case, others are free to research the matter more and correct me.

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    15. Re:Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 1

      I could not agree more. My question (though overly vague) was aimed at addressing exactly this. I suppose the better question would be what social means can be used to get people to honestly desire and work for that change?

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    16. Re:Under thought and over publicized by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      No, I was getting bent out of shape about how you were proposing the publicly funded computers. Rather than selling them at market prices and making some money back to be used (to avoid the need for more public money), you propose giving them away for free to people who are most likely going to sell them at market prices. Oh, and you want to pay people (with public money or time) to teach these people how to use the computers they're likely not going to keep.

      Ideas like this are what keep government fucked up.

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    17. Re:Under thought and over publicized by raolin · · Score: 1

      Point clarified.

      I do not agree that ideas like that are what keep government messed up. The problem is ideas that are concieved, approved and executed without concern for the reality of the situation. I was putting an idea on the table. I would never implement a plan such as that without considering whether or not they would be used as intended. As someone else posted later, such projects are plagued by the same problem you mentioned (namely that they will be sold, not kept and used properly).

      It may be that the idea of distributing those computers to those unable to afford them was considered, studied, and discarded for that very reason. I doubt it. I see it as being too beneficial a PR move for a little thing like 'not working' to get in the way.

      It just seemed to me like an education system should be able to find a better and educational use for those systems. I would not object to them all going to eBay provided the money were put back into IT funding.

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  23. Ibooks are like crack.. by rice0067 · · Score: 5, Funny

    All white and promising good stuff. then you get really disappointed by the quality and want to knife your dealer.

    1. Re:Ibooks are like crack.. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      crack is usually more of a yellowish off-white color, and you don't get disappointed as much as you just get extremely paranoid and shitty feeling on the come-down. you won't want to knife your dealer cuz you'll probably need to smoke another rock every 20-30 mintues to avoid the crash. but in the end those $3-4 rocks will cost you hundreds or thousands of dollars depending on how long you binge for.

      macs are more like cocaine(pure cocaine is a shiny irredescent white). it's all about the image and glamour, not really the actual utility. it's overpriced and people do it to be trendy. you'd get much more bang for your buck with meth or heroin but those drugs aren't associated with class and wealth.

    2. Re:Ibooks are like crack.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      They are! They're the gateway-drug to becoming a Mac user. I got one two years ago, and now I also have an iMac G5. I even got a friend hooked, and now he's got a PowerBook, a Mac Mini, an iPod, and an iPod Shuffle, and thinking about buying another Mac!

      (help me!)

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  24. Memo to His Steveness: by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From: pschiller@apple.com
    To:sjobs@apple.com

    Steve,
    I think we've found the perfect price point to really boost Mac sales. I'll have marketing look into it, but as best I can figure, we'll lose money on every sale, but we'll make it up in volume.

    See you in Paris next month,

    Phil
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    1. Re:Memo to His Steveness: by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, if Mac users are this completely retarded, maybe Mac sellers aren't so hot themselves?

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  25. good god!!! by Danzigism · · Score: 0
    "someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd."

    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  26. iRiot by ParticleMan911 · · Score: 0

    In related news: Microsoft files patent for iRiot trademark.

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  27. For those that went there and did that... by slusich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you can get the tshirt too.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/HENRICO-COUNTY-50-iBook-t-shir t-kicked-in-the-balls_W0QQitemZ8327177210QQcategor yZ15687QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    Seriously, they had to expect this. They should've had a more orderly way to deal with this sale.

    1. Re:For those that went there and did that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That shirt, while a good idea, is totally ruined by the moronic sentence structure.

    2. Re:For those that went there and did that... by t35t0r · · Score: 1

      Nature once again proves that there is no such thing as a free lunch.

    3. Re:For those that went there and did that... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Looks more like camel toe to me...

    4. Re:For those that went there and did that... by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's politically correct satire?

    5. Re:For those that went there and did that... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      They should've had a more orderly way to deal with this sale.

      Yeah, if only they had sold some old Transpirons. That would have kept the stampede at an acceptable level.

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  28. Obligatory post ... by valmont · · Score: 0
    1. imagine a beowulf cluster of stampeding iRiotters
    2. in soviet russia, 4-year-old angry and bitter iBooks mob YOU, fierce little f|_|ckers too.
    3. ...
    4. Profit?
    1. Re:Obligatory post ... by valmont · · Score: 1

      overrated?
      OVERRATED?
      PSHAH!

  29. iDiots? by BikeRacer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, doesn't everyone know they found all the golden tickets already?

    1. Re:iDiots? by DigitalReality · · Score: 1

      Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
      I've got another puzzle for you
      Oompa Loompa Doompadah dee
      If you are wise you'll listen to me.
      What do you get with an iBook from Steve?
      A pain in the groin and a kick in the knee.
      Why don't you try simply reading a book?
      Or could you just not bear to look?
      You'll get no,
      You'll get no,
      You'll get no,
      You'll get no,
      You'll get no cheap laptop.
      Oompa loompah doompadee dah
      If you're not greedy you will go far.
      You will live in happiness too,
      Like the
      People
      Who didn't go do!

  30. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i guess this means they've sold out?

  31. G3 or G4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were these G3 or G4 iBooks?

    1. Re:G3 or G4? by Ankou · · Score: 1

      G3 500 mhz, 10 gig hard drive, 256 megs of ram, 12 inch screen, air port wireless card, cdrom

    2. Re:G3 or G4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there you go. If it had the 802.11b airport wireless card, it's already worth more than $50. Those go regularly on eBay for at least that amount, and have sold for nearly their original price of $80 ever since they were discontinued.

  32. Oops.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look what happens when you undersell something worth a lot more you dirty commie hippies.

  33. A few obvious questions by deft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. What about those laptops couldnt still run spelling programs? Are the kids teaching programs really running framerates they cant handle? :)

    2. Who is the moron that decided that the school didnt need the $? I'm sure those laptops could have paid for quite a few of the new computers they seem to need.

    3. Any left?

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    1. Re:A few obvious questions by Ankou · · Score: 1

      Its all about contracts my friend. There was a 4 year service and hardware contract with Apple for these laptops. Dell and Microsoft came in and wowed the board with some crazy low price for a new contract and suckered as they are, the board accepted it. Although no thoughts of which went to the price amount in maintenance that i am sure the Dells and Microsoft is going to cost in addition to that. At least with the ibooks you knew they "worked." I can only immagine future price increasese such as Anti-Virus clients, and patches that will surly rock that small contract number.

    2. Re:A few obvious questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever tried to support a 7-year-old computer? These aren't quite that old, but they're old enough that they are getting hard to support. You can't run modern software on them, and it's not like there's an "Old Software" catalog you can order from to get programs.

      Old systems are fine as long as you only ever want them to do exactly what they are doing now. Any change makes them totally unusable. As someone who is still supporting 68k Macs, let me tell you, it's not easy.

    3. Re:A few obvious questions by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be kind of foolish to keep using the laptops in a public school after the service agreement was up. I could only imagine how hard the wear and tear would be on them in public school and even if you know who broke something good luck trying to get all the money back it took to fix them. Plus they will break eventually without malicious intent. So you going to have to fix or buy new ones.

      At least with a contract you have a fixed price that you can be reasonably assuerd wont change, and if it does their are legal chanels to persue.

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    4. Re:A few obvious questions by Ankou · · Score: 1

      No you are right, the point I was making was that they changed vendors from Apple to Dell. And how this move is going to seriously be a bad idea. The whole reason they got a new contract is exactly as you state, their service agreement went out.

    5. Re:A few obvious questions by coflow · · Score: 1

      Plus think of all the useful software they'll be able to actually run now. That's going to definitely add to the cost too.....

    6. Re:A few obvious questions by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Sorry I totally didn't catch the problems with a move from Apple to PC. Long day.

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    7. Re:A few obvious questions by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      They were not 7 year old laptops, they were 4 years old. This makes them either 500 or 600MHz machines - more than adequate for most uses. I have friends who still use 500MHz iBooks for day-to-day work - they're fine for pretty much anything other than scientific computing, high-end gaming, video editing or large compiles. They will run Tiger, but if they are CD-models you will need to pay extra for the CD version. They support a maximum of 640MB of RAM, and it's well worth the upgrade - my girlfriend has one and was complaining it was slow with 128MB, with 512Mb it's very responsive and does everything she needs it to.

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    8. Re:A few obvious questions by blackbear · · Score: 1
      Who is the moron that decided that the school didnt need the $?

      Every time the school system wants a new bond issue they get it. This is one of the most well funded public school systems I've seen. Which disgusts me when I see all the little things they do to waste money. But unlike other school systems they seem to get good results overall. So most people give them a pass on the waste.

      I don't. My property taxes have gone up 40% in the last three years. And I think that the good results that the school system gets come from the types of parents who would vote to put a large chunk of their income into the public school system. People like that, though usually too busy to pay too much attention to their kids, will pay through the nose* to make sure their kids are getting all the basics.

      Western Henrico (pronounce with a long 'i') county is mostly middle and upper-middle class families. Eastern Henrico county is not, and the city of Richmond is in the middle, to the south. The iBook sale took place in the county's east.

      *If this is an unfamiliar idom to you, it means means roughly; to pay a very high price, and one that is more than you should have paid.

    9. Re:A few obvious questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the laptops that went through the ringer, not the ones that were still fully functional. On average, they have bad CD-ROM, problem screens, etc. Each probably needs $200-500 worth of repair, if the reports are correct. That's why it was "first come, first server" and there was no promise of functionality. Read the links in the postings above.

    10. Re:A few obvious questions by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever tried to support a 7-year-old computer? These aren't quite that old, but they're old enough that they are getting hard to support. You can't run modern software on them, and it's not like there's an "Old Software" catalog you can order from to get programs.

      I've got an even older 366 MHz "clamshell" G3 computer. It runs the current "Tiger" version of OS X and all modern software. Only thing missing is some of the fancy "eye-candy" graphic effects with Expose and Dashboard.

    11. Re:A few obvious questions by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      Depends on what sort of fix is needed.
      Ofcourse bin the broken stuff, but only after it's been confirmed as broken.
      Ok sure most of the components in a laptop is integrated to the mobo.
      But the HDD, CD, Ram & screen can be swapped between laptop's
      As for the "cost" to do that, if it's anything like the place I went to school then university there is always something that can be done without money changing hands.
      eg put a note up asking for students to do hardware support (testing and swapping out failed componets). The students identify which componets are broken. The broken parts are binned, the working parts are kept and put into computers as needed.
      Students get a free laptop after they have fixed 5 or 10 laptops, for their trouble and a letter from the school as work experiance.
      The school gets "free" techs to "repair" the hardware.

  34. Disgusting by DogDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm really starting to think that money is the #1 concern in most Americans' lives right now. We see it every day with the Wal-Marts, the Best-Buys, the eBays, and anecdotal things like this. Don't people give a shit about anything other than themselves and how much crap they can acquire? I live in a small community that isn't quite as consumerist as most parts of the US, and I'm always amazed when I have to go into "the real world" and see how insane people get over money. Wow.

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    1. Re:Disgusting by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do the equivalent in just about any country, and you'll end up with the same thing.

      Sad? Yes. American only? No.

    2. Re:Disgusting by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      Dragon Quest V for the Super Famicom in Japan, early 90's. It's not only now, and it's not only the USA. It's a subset of people that are crazy over a product, and will do anything to get it.

    3. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I would say there are two things: Fear and Greed. Fear that they might miss out if they don't do this or that. and Greed, what can I have, how far can I go, etc. It's to bad once these emotions kick in, they are hard to suppress, and we see the result as manifested in this event.

    4. Re:Disgusting by dumeinst · · Score: 1

      Rampant consumerism is just a symptom of capitalism. It's been the trend for 20 years and shouldn't come as much of a surprise. All our lives we've been told to buy. It's the number one meme of our time.

      Additionally: in response to other posts in this thread, it IS predominately a Western ideal. Far fro m being prevalent in the whole world, it is very much a product of the united states(+japan) and some of europe.

    5. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually has more to do with this : http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20040209.html

      Most of us in debt got that way not buying extravagances, but trying to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table. Granted I'm from an economically depressed area of the US, and I have less than half the average american debt. My dreams are simple: Own a home, have a car that doesn't break down continuously, have a couple of computers I can do neet things with. Seems simple until you start looking at the cost of living.

      My only luxuries at the moment are the el-cheapo Netflix subscription, WoW, and the bargan-basement Dish Netowrk subscription (because it's cheaper than the cheapest cable around here). I'm slightly above the area's average income, too.

      It's not like we enjoy never taking any time off from work and all the debt. We simply get shiny things bounced in front of us to distract us from the truth... We live in economic slavery in the US. It's little wonder the drug and crime rates are so high.

    6. Re:Disgusting by coflow · · Score: 1

      Okay look Mao, the reason it's predominantly a western ideal is because the west can afford to act like this. My guess is that if there were the type of extreme wealth in ANY part of the world, you would see from time to time similar behavior.

    7. Re:Disgusting by Bullfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This could happen anywhere. In the past I would have been shocked, but reality TV (which is popular most everywhere) has punctuated for me just how low people are willing to go for money or things. The lure of getting something for nothing or next to nothing is just too great.

      Honey, just swim across that swimming pool full of chicken manure suspended in wesson oil without upchucking the four rancid gopher meat burritos they fed you and we get a new SUV!

      Sad really

    8. Re:Disgusting by dumeinst · · Score: 1

      It's typical that whenever anyone points out a flaw in our system, apologists will immediately raise the cry of communism.
      I didn't say that capitalism was futile, I don't think I even implied it. I only stated a symptom of a system which has chosen to give equal, if not greater rights, to corporate entitites than to individuals.

    9. Re:Disgusting by Iloinen+Lohikrme · · Score: 1

      Dude! That is the great thing in America!

      I just wish that we would have all the great things here in Finland that you have there. I would just love to shop at Costco, Wal-Mart, BestBuy etc.. oh and go to eat to Wendy's, McDonalds, DairyQueen etc... and get the extra duper duper large meals! and only 4.99 or something like that.

      The point is, when you have consumerism, when you have means to consume like there is now tomorrow, you can allways choose not to consume. The sad thing is that the same kind of "buy! buy! it's only 9.99e!" hasn't really kicked of here in Europe. Atleast not in the same volume as it works in America.

      Plus, if battling to get a 50$ iBook is the thing one wants todo, is there anything wrong in that? I for one would have liked one, just for the experience on getting one in an allmost riot ;-)

      Cheers!

    10. Re:Disgusting by sa1lnr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its happened here in London UK but not for computer kit. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4252421. stm

    11. Re:Disgusting by DogDude · · Score: 1

      The point is, when you have consumerism, when you have means to consume like there is now tomorrow, you can allways choose not to consume.

      Oh, I agree. My girlfriend and I don't really consume a lot other than food, fuel, and the occasionaly rented DVD and thrift shop computer ($25 each). So, while we're not part of that culture, we're immersed in it. It's very hard to ignore it when you're surrounded in it. I now understand why people pick up and go live in little cabins in the Alaska wilderness!

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    12. Re:Disgusting by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Do the equivalent in just about any country, and you'll end up with the same thing.

      But the equivalent usually involves food being handed off the back of red cross truck. *drum roll crash* *crickets* Hey least it wasn't the guard tower joke...

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    13. Re:Disgusting by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I live in a small community that isn't quite as consumerist as most parts of the US

      Translation: "I'm a tie-dye wearing, pot-smoking, tree-hugging, socialism-loving, shower-avoiding hippy living on a commune somewhere in Eastern Oregon."

      Don't people give a shit about anything other than themselves and how much crap they can acquire?

      Translation: "We secretly lust after all the cool stuff the rest of you have, but since none of can hold down a real job we're reduced to complaining about the 'materialism' of the rest of you assholes, nursing our jealous rage under the facade of 'freedom' and 'loving the Earth'".

      see how insane people get over money

      Translation: "We would too, if we had any. But hell, we can't even make a profit off of our marijuana crops - in OREGON, for chrissakes!!!"

      Max

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    14. Re:Disgusting by spun · · Score: 1

      Hi Max! Just thought you should know, this is the common cry of the secretly self loathing consumerist. "You are all greedy bastards just like me, you just aren't as skilled at being a greedy bastard!"

      Listen, there's nothing wrong with being a greedy bastard, so don't feel like you have to defend your lifestyle choice. But believe me, some people actually prefer a simple life lacking in material goods but rich in interpersonal relationships. They aren't weird, or sublimating their seething desire for material goods, and many of them actually have perfectly good hygiene. They are just different from you. You should be glad, they are contented by different things than you are, and so are not in competition with you.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    15. Re:Disgusting by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      Thank you for you comment. As a firm believer in the reality of evolution you have helped to prove it by showing us that some people are on the trip back.

    16. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself there, bucko. I consume gallon after gallon of cum from whoever wants to deposit it in my mouth.

      Love,
      Your Girlfriend

    17. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, iBooks auction YOU!

    18. Re:Disgusting by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      What makes it even worse is that these same people, for the most part, are also constitutionally unwilling to do the least bit of anything you call "work," when it would pay off far more handsomely, and in the majority of cases be more richly rewarding, too. Consistently doing at least a little bit of hard work is so easy, pecuniarily rewarding, and enjoyable in many circumstances, that it's practically a get-rich-quick scheme ... only it actually works.

      Seriously, the amount of whining about "the wealthy" and having to go to work, and about evil businessmen and corporations, is in itself already more effort than it takes to get what you want the honest way.

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      Fuck it
    19. Re:Disgusting by ethx1 · · Score: 1

      The point is, when you have consumerism, when you have means to consume like there is now tomorrow, you can allways choose not to consume. The sad thing is that the same kind of "buy! buy! it's only 9.99e!" hasn't really kicked of here in Europe. Atleast not in the same volume as it works in America. And it is very hard for those born and raised in the US to see this. I was raised in a very poor country and when I came over to the US, I noticed it immediately. My (American) cousins and I would get our paychecks from work and they would immediately want to go to the mall. Granted we were only 18 then, but this was still quite disturbing.

    20. Re:Disgusting by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      Too many have lost the capacity for planning, persistence and deferral of gratification to attain a goal.

    21. Re:Disgusting by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I don't live in a small community (sitting here on the city border between Phoenix and Glendale in Arizona), nor do I avoid showers (except at Burning Man - although I still love to run behind the water truck).

      I do wear tie-dye, and I have "a real job" as a software developer. I also own a house, but I know *exactly* where DogDude is coming from: American society is freaking nuts.

      At one time my wife and I were just like everyone else, in a lot of ways. We shopped at the malls, we bought crap at Best Buy, had our new cars, etc. At some point, somewhere along the line, things changed. We were always on the "outside", never really mainstream, but we tended to buy the same crap as everyone else. Spending our money, etc.

      I think what did it may have been having to save up money for our down payment on our house. To do so, we had to "live poor". After building up our savings to put the down payment, we decided we didn't want a cookie cutter house with an HOA, but nice block wall constructed house where I could work on my truck in the street if I wanted or needed to, without hassle from the neighbors. After getting that house, we continued to save our money. We continued to live cheaply. We started to see that all the crap that we were buying new, was just that: crap. With the exception of a few items, most everything we bought we could buy used if we shopped carefully. Sometimes, we could even get it free.

      Once we stopped and really looked around, we were amazed, then delighted, with the amount of crap people give away, throw away, or donate away simply because it isn't this year's "new and shiny thing". Businesses who leave out old computers next to dumpsters. People who toss out perfectly good wood for burning in the winter, using in a chimnea, or building some shelving - on bulk trash pickup days. Goodwill has become a habit for buying all manner of stuff. We had long since bought most of our books at used bookstores. We had also bought a lot of things at other thriftstores. I guess, in a way, we were coming back to our roots.

      One day, we took a trip around the area listed for bulk trash pickup to see what we could find: we ended up finding a bunch of scrap unfinished oak chunks (from a cabinet maker) for burning in our fireplace (instead of running our heater), plus a complete EZ-Up shelter missing only a simple PVC part that was an easily ordered replacement. I have seen more computers and other electronic crap than I have room for.

      America is wasteful, wasteful to the ultimate extreme. Our ultimate goal in life is to save up enough money to buy a chunk of 40 acres out in the desert, drill a well, and live off the grid. I know people who do it already, both up around the Flagstaff area and down around Tuscon way. We figure that if we can get a cheap mobile home or something, we could easily build our real house using scrap wood and other crap that is REGULARLY landfilled by construction companies in town. Barring that, we have also given thought to a steel building of some sort, or possibly a custom shotcrete monolithic dome.

      At any rate, we simply don't buy the retail consumerist crap much any more. The only time we buy "new" is if it is something we cannot get used or free, or in the condition we would like. Most of the time, though, we are able to find what we need, how we need it. We hardly watch TV anymore, the inanity of it is staggering. I could go on, but I think you get the picture...

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      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    22. Re:Disgusting by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Americans are capable of watching a bloody soccer game without trampling anyone to death. We all have our little quirks.

      --
      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    23. Re:Disgusting by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Ok, I worte a response to this, but then I realized that I didn't know quite what 'consumerism' was, exactly. So i referred myself to dictionary.com:

      consumerism
      1. The movement seeking to protect and inform consumers by requiring such practices as honest packaging and advertising, product guarantees, and improved safety standards.
      2. The theory that a progressively greater consumption of goods is economically beneficial.
      3. Attachment to materialistic values or possessions: deplored the rampant consumerism of contemporary society.

      1. is, form context, obviously not what we're talking about, as the article is pointing out something rather unsafe for consumers. 3., likewise, is pretty much a universal of human nature in one degree or another, including things like 'being hungry' and 'drinking water before you die of thirst', so that can't be what you're pointing out as a western ideal, either. Thus, I'm going to assume you're talking about 2., here.

      In that context, I'm going to say that your assertion is perhaps true (that consumerism is in some degree the natural result of capitalism), but would put forth the argument that it is merely the natural result of any system which places value on all individuals in the economic network, rather than just a small subset (oligarchy) or a mythical whole that doesn't actually exist (communism being fairly close in execution, if not theory). In either of the alternate cases, volume of consumption is not important so much as that consumption be directed to the benefit of the official, well, beneficiary of the system. Only in a case where individuals (or perhaps smaller social units like limited family) are to be valued is the consumerist ideal really a natural result.

      I, personally, am willing to put up with a good bit of idiocy from my neighbors in return for a system that places an emphasis on individual benefit rather than someone who is not a member of my own circle. Plus, riots are a valuable part of the natural selection cycle. So... yeah, take the good with the bad, fellow.

      On a side note, consumerism is hardly essential to capitalism. In fact, since capitalist theory is basically that the best manufacturer will win out in economic competition, consumerism is more of an attempt to make sure everyone succeeds than anything else... sort of a choke on the selective process of capitalism. Then, economics was not my major, so I might be missing something there.

      --
      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    24. Re:Disgusting by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Haha.

      "You should be glad, they are contented by different things than you are, and so are not in competition with you."

      That's really funny for some reason, while still being a valid point. Mind if I steal it for future conversations?

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      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    25. Re:Disgusting by spun · · Score: 1

      Go right ahead. It was meant to be funny, in a subtle way, as a jab at Max in return for his funny but unsubtle jab at counter culture types.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  35. People can be such... by winkydink · · Score: 0

    iDiots

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  36. New Poll? by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 5, Funny
    To get a used iBook for $50, I'd be willing to...

    • Throw an elbow
    • Crush a stroller
    • Pee myself
    • Throw an old man into the pavement
    1. Re:New Poll? by TobyWong · · Score: 1


      Nevermind the ibook, you just described an average weeknights worth of entertainment for me.

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      - Toby
    2. Re:New Poll? by Dinny · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I actually drove by the site this morning at 7am. Just seeing the lines was enough to convince me that I didn't want any part of it. Stupid getting up early.

    3. Re:New Poll? by ace_brickman · · Score: 0

      e. I was the baby thrown out of the stroller, you insensitive clod!

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      Users of the world: We're here to help you, but help us help you. (your IT dept)
    4. Re:New Poll? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Throw an elbow at CmdrTaco then watch him pee himself on the pavement?

    5. Re:New Poll? by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1
      • Shtup Cowboy Neal


      (Vomit)
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      Fuck it
  37. Corrected Article Title: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    School District Offers City Residents Three $100 Bills for $50; District Officials Suprised by Ensuing Riots!

    http://computers.search.ebay.com/ibook_Apple-Lapto ps-Notebooks_W0QQcatrefZC12QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQsacat Z25447

  38. Um.... by osrevad · · Score: 5, Funny
    What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately wanting to buy them?

    You would get everyone living happily ever after with their iBooks. But there were actaully about 3000 people, which changes everything.

    1. Re:Um.... by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      And many of them wanted more than one.

    2. Re:Um.... by ran-o-matic · · Score: 1

      Some have estimated the crowd at 12,000.

    3. Re:Um.... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      I'm just glad I got mine..

      [wipes blood from screen] ...what?...

      [badum-ching]

    4. Re:Um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, in the possibility of 1000 people trying to get 1000 $50 iBooks, each one of those people must have thought that there were actually 3000 people, and the same thing would have happened.

  39. Eh... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Mac Users.

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    help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

    1. Re:Eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switchers.

    2. Re:Eh... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Sure. Just sell the gas at market value. As a result, only a very select minority of people would be able to drive their cars, and everyone else would be essentially out of luck.

      Actually, that is a fairly radical solution, considering that it would be likely to cause the collapse of the entire economy.

    3. Re:Eh... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Sure. Just sell the gas at market value. As a result, only a very select minority of people would be able to drive their cars, and everyone else would be essentially out of luck.
      Well, either it'll be greedy rich people fueling up their jetliners to fly to Paris for cocktails. Or, it'll be greedy rich people trying to make more money by putting the gas towards better uses, like say, for truck's bringing produce to market. (Oh, and you're living in a dream world if you think rich people wouldn't just pay people to have a portion of their ration (what problem were we trying to solve again?))
    4. Re:Eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God...you don't understand, do you? You can't change the basic laws of supply and demand. If gas is expensive, then that means there isn't much to go around, for whatever reason...lack of supply, lack of refineries, politics, etc. If there isn't much gas to go around, then only a few people can drive their cars! No amount of price manipulation can change this basic reality. Lowering the price does not create any gas, all it does it change the mechanism of rationing from selling gas to those willing to pay the most for it, to giving gas to those who arrive first. The ones who are willing to pay the most for gas are mostly likely the ones who need it the most, so why the hell would you just give gas to those who arrive first? Stupid!

    5. Re:Eh... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
      Lowering the price does not create any gas, all it does it change the mechanism of rationing from selling gas to those willing to pay the most for it, to giving gas to those who arrive first. The ones who are willing to pay the most for gas are mostly likely the ones who need it the most, so why the hell would you just give gas to those who arrive first?


      Please demonstrate the comparatively larger need of, say, Thurston Howell the Third, for gas, and I'll concede your point. Until then, suffice it to say that I find the assertion that "I have more money to pay, therefore my need is greater" to be suspect at best and perverse at worst.
  40. A few weeks ago by defile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I dragged a purple jolly rancher iMac about two miles and let me tell you, that cute little thing has the most painful plastic handle evar.

    After a few blocks I picked up some newspaper to pad my poor plastic-groove indented fingers. Not that it helped much. To think: if I had waited a few weeks I could've tried my luck with a baby-stroller-crushing stampede and saved a few bucks!

    ( This is the pain I'm going through to bring out a Mac version of UNC drive client. You Mac people better like it. ; | )

    1. Re:A few weeks ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even know what a UNC Drive is.

  41. It's An IBOOK!!! by joeshmoe554 · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine any reasona person would do things like taht for an ibook, maybe an alienware, but not an ibook.

    1. Re:It's An IBOOK!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      AlienWare = overpriced computer that can only run Windows or Linux (since BSD is dead/dying).

      iBook = OS X.

      'nuff said.

    2. Re:It's An IBOOK!!! by rayde · · Score: 0, Troll

      it's not the hardware they're after, it's the OS :)

    3. Re:It's An IBOOK!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd kill for OS 9?

      Remember these were the old clamshell iBooks,
      300 MHz G3s. It would be *painful* to run OS-X on them.

      They'd be an awesome NetBSD or Linux machine, though.

    4. Re:It's An IBOOK!!! by TrevX · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. They were 500MHz White iBook G3's, and they run OS X just beautifully. Trev

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  42. or by suso · · Score: 1

    or in jail.

    1. Re:or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or judging from the picture on TFA, they're trolling their favorite site, gnaa.com. Unfortunately for them, it's not REALLY for gay niggers.

  43. Good times by Koil · · Score: 0
    Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.

    Prolly because she got smacked by the dude with the lawn chair.

  44. Where's Darwin when you need him? by ahhell · · Score: 1, Troll

    What the hell is wrong with people? Jesus..its a 4 year old computer!!! Sure it's only 50bucks but come on!! That one chick pissed herself!!! People like that should still be living in caves flinging feces at each other. People are like that here too (Winnipeg, MB). Some crappy radio station was giving away 10bucks in free gas to people. Woopdee-friggin-do!! That wouldn't even be 10litres (1.05 a litre). People waited in line for hours. I think it's time to start sterilizing people. Too much stupidity in the world.

    1. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you may not understand is that still in the united states not many people can easily afford laptops or computers at the price range of 500 to $1000.

      A $50 laptop for a low income user is very ideal.

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      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
    2. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Why make $50 working when you can spend the same amount of time getting $10 for free! Morrrrrrrrrrons

    3. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe, Americans ... so cute, so stupid ...

    4. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Look, these people *clearly* knew that Apple's possess greater longevity than the equivalent PCs. Thus a four year old iBook would still be quite suitable for their purposes, as informed computer aficionados.

    5. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish all of you who think we in America give half a fuck what you non-Americans think about us would use your time a little bit better than bashing us every chance you get. We don't care. Really, we don't. We are going to keep doing our thing and thumbing our noses at you. Just keep buying our goods and services, keep financing our debt since you don't have shit to invest in in your own country, and keep supplying us with cheap labor. We don't care what your opinions are on the way people should live, we don't care that you want to appease the world, and we especially don't care what you think about our current administration.

    6. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn near everyone can afford a $500 laptop in the United States. The average low income household spends more than that on cigarettes.

      And if there are people who can't afford a $500 laptop, those poeple can't afford to take a day off, drive out to the place, and stand in line for 10 hours.

      Sorry, these people are just stupid.

    7. Re:Where's Darwin when you need him? by capicu · · Score: 0

      I think it's time to start sterilizing people
      You do understand that charles darwin was the guy who noticed evolution. I think maybe you're thinking of Hitler.
      hehe

  45. Wonder if this'll make the county rethink switch? by Generalisimo+Zang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They decided to switch from apple ibooks, to machines made by Dell... which is why they had 1000 Apple ibooks to sell.

    After seeing how popular the ibooks are, I wonder if they'll rethink the change to PCs? /hugs my powerbook. //it's shiiiiny. :)

  46. Chaos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

  47. Actually ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 4, Funny
    Crazy... Mac users.

    Actually, I bet most of 'em were Windows users, driven around the bend by viruses, bugs, and bloat, and desperate to switch. It's the only thing that could explain it.

    1. Re:Actually ... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      Actually, I bet most of 'em were Windows users, driven around the bend by viruses, bugs, and bloat, and desperate to switch. It's the only thing that could explain it. That and they were $50. Hell, I'd body-check an old man for a $50 iBook.

    2. Re:Actually ... by rayde · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's true though! look at how much pent up demand there is for Mac OS X once it is affordable!! (Apple, are you listening??? Let people run OS X on their own hardware!) i'm guessing that a town selling 4 year old dell laptops would not cause quite as much of a ruckus. ;-)

    3. Re:Actually ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      I bet most of 'em were Windows users
      I bet most of them were zombies...
      iBoOoOoooOoOoooOoOk!!!! iiiiBoOoooOoooOk!!!
    4. Re:Actually ... by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet you aren't running OS X on any of these machines, however.

    5. Re:Actually ... by Chaotic+Spyder · · Score: 1

      Actually I have a feeling 90% of the people there had no clue what the diffrence was between a PC and a Mac..

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      Losers whine about their best, Winners go home to fuck the prom queen
    6. Re:Actually ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That goes both ways. There are people younger then you saying the same thing.

    7. Re:Actually ... by Xeleema · · Score: 1

      Dammit! Where are my Mod points?! I just shot my afternoon frapachino out my nose!!
      Oh God! Why does it burn?!

      --
      "When I am king, you will be first against the wall..."
    8. Re:Actually ... by scbysnx · · Score: 0

      I'd consider it completely acceptable to dual for a $50 dollar ibook.. and then they could sell tickets.. could you imagine? Henrico fight night on pay per view.. watch the college geek beat get the crap beaten out of him by the 15 year old girl. I saw this on slickdeals.net and henrico is actually where my grandmother lives (screw you henrico bashers btw thats reserved for those of us who know it!) I thought about going.. but I knew this would happen I mean.. $50 dollar ibooks in the rural ghetto.. what do you THINK is going to happen?!

    9. Re:Actually ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombies don't sound like that! Zombies use Windows. That is why they make a "Woooorm Woooorm!" sound.

    10. Re:Actually ... by euxneks · · Score: 1

      No kidding eh?

      All a Mac user would do is stand there and snidely remark about windows computers and how much viruses, bugs, and bloat, and how desperate windows users are to switch...

      wait a minute...
      ;P

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      in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
  48. So whats the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will it run Linux?

  49. This is why. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    you should be wearing one of these when you go to these kind of events. You'll have a clear path in no time.

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    1. Re:This is why. . . by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

      I would risk the shock to grab that chick. Hottie McHotterson...

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      DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
    2. Re:This is why. . . by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Let's skip the bullshit, just show up with your pet robot

      Those iBooks will be YOURS!

  50. Government waste by linuxwrangler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Weren't these iBooks school district property? I guess it's good to see that the schools in Henrico County are so flush with cash that they can dump their iBooks at what is obviously below market value plus pay for whatever damages and lawsuits may result from their lack of planning.

    I've been at similar mega-sales and all it took to prevent chaos was to pass out numbers to people as they arrive then let people enter in small batches. Problem solved and injuries prevented for the cost of a couple dollars of paper.

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    "You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
    1. Re:Government waste by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      And they sold them to whom? Yes, local taxpayers, who ALREADY PAID FOR THEM! Go to any local or state government surplus property auction, everything is pennies on the dollar. The point of government surplus isn't to make money, it is to keep from having to landfill items that still have value to someone.

      Yes, the sale was badly thought out in terms of crowd control. They probably never expected a stampede over 4-year old equipment.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:Government waste by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      The point of government surplus isn't to make money, it is to keep from having to landfill items that still have value to someone.

      No, the point is to recover some money that typically goes into overhead operations for the facilities. I.e., a department gets rid of a computer, surplus sells it and the money goes into the general fund to pay for lights and heat etc.

      It also serves the purpose to sanitize the property management database for inventoriable items. I.e., it's a legal way to get things off of inventory when you don't need them anymore.

      If the "no landfill" purpose were true, then they'd simply give the stuff away to anyone who asked. About the only thing I've ever seen "free" at the local surplus sales is three ring binders, and then only the ones that are imprinted with company logos. And the only computers that I've seen for less than $100 are either broken laptops or ones so old the word "Pentium" isn't in the spell checker.

    3. Re:Government waste by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Additionally, from an accounting standpoint, those 4 year old machines were probably already depreciated to $0 anyway (think about what the value of your 4 year old car is/will be...). IANAA*, but my understanding is office equipment depreciates after only 4 years of service (don't quote me on that).

      From the county's perspective they are doing the taxpayers a favor rather than trashing the whole lot - which also might explain why the planning was minimal at best. As someone else mentioned - there were probably ways that the riot could have been avoided.

      *I am not an accountant.

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      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  51. There's some useful data for Apple by intmainvoid · · Score: 1
    Now Apple knows that selling at a premium gets you 5% market share if you're lucky, and that selling at $50 gets you a stampede.

    Now they've just got a find a happy medium in there somewhere and they can get some market share!

  52. And Id walk all over you to see the who too! (n/t) by AnotherEscobar · · Score: 1

    I said N/T dangit!

  53. idiots... the organizers by supernova87a · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To this day, I am pissed off by people who organize things like this and cannot get beyond the mechanism of having people physically waiting in line for things. Isn't this 2005 already? We do understand how to allocate things based on first come, first serve, without having to actually be there in a crowd, right?

    People in charge of stuff like this never seem to forsee what's going to happen when the gates are opened. How much more effort would it be to have someone give out numbers to each person standing in line, then tell them to go away until their number is called? No one gets served without a number. Problem solved.

    It's like gas rationing back in the 70s. Who was the brilliant idiot who came up with cars waiting in line for gas? Just have one person standing there taking license plate numbers and telling people when to come back at a reserved time. Is it so hard?

    At the worst, crowds turn into a nightmare like in India where several dozen people were crushed to death trying to get free clothing being given out. It's ridiculous that you could be crushed to death by other people in this day and age... So even in Virginia, some semblance of order should be possible.

    1. Re:idiots... the organizers by slappyjack · · Score: 1

      Key phrase there: Even in Virginia

      isnt that where AOL is/was based?

    2. Re:idiots... the organizers by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      People in charge of stuff like this never seem to forsee what's going to happen when the gates are opened. How much more effort would it be to have someone give out numbers to each person standing in line, then tell them to go away until their number is called? No one gets served without a number. Problem solved.

      And as a radio station did here for their concert tickets, they would pass out numbered tickets and then call them out randomly. That way you don't get people showing up at a TicketMaster 6 hours before the event goes on sale and make it so anybody who isn't planning to (or able to) stand in line for several hours doesn't get in.. numbered tickets called out like a lottory, that way everybody at the event is considered absolutely equal, people aren't loitering for several hours, and nobody is forced to put themselves out by standing in line for several hours or risk not getting what they came for.. F'd up idea if you're the first one in line, but overall, I'd say the "most fair" idea... hell, maybe let the first 10 people in line get let in in order for those truly dedicated and have the other 3000 try their luck..?

    3. Re:idiots... the organizers by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      Then the person/device/thing handing out tickets/numbers/ids is the one taking the brunt of the damage. Unless you make it so its not worth something to somebody, you have to deal with the problems. I agree there has to be a better way to deal with it, but time and time again, it still happens.

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      Tonights forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning
    4. Re:idiots... the organizers by horza · · Score: 1

      People in charge of stuff like this never seem to forsee what's going to happen when the gates are opened. How much more effort would it be to have someone give out numbers to each person standing in line, then tell them to go away until their number is called? No one gets served without a number. Problem solved.

      And tell them that the numbers will be called out in a random order. Otherwise you simply swap for a massive rush for the low number tickets instead.

      Phillip.

    5. Re:idiots... the organizers by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      It does seem that if you're waiting in line for 6 hours, you probably want it more than anyone else. Why wouldn't it be fair for the people that want laptop the most to get it?

      --
      Ewige Blumenkraft.
    6. Re:idiots... the organizers by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      It does seem that if you're waiting in line for 6 hours, you probably want it more than anyone else. Why wouldn't it be fair for the people that want laptop the most to get it?

      Because where do you draw the line? What about the guy who wants it more than the 6 hour guy who shows up 7 hours ahead of time, say this is for tickets going for sale at your local music retailer who happens to sell tickets.. The tickets go on sale when the store opens.. Now by the time the store opens the people at the front of the line have been there for 7 hours and hanging out outside your shop.. next time someone's going to realize that in order to get acceptable tickets they need to get there before the 7 hour guy, so you get there 8 hours early, maybe 9, how long is too long to have people hanging out around your store? When they turn into the Star Wars guys who start lining up around your store a few months ahead of time?

      I think the random number system is perfectly fair, sure the people who get there incredibly early 'want it more' (why I threw in that "if you're the first 10 here, you get in immediately" thing, which probably needs a ton of refinement) but it's certainly a good way to keep the crowd under control and keep you from running into injuries or anything like that, plus it insures that everybody has a shot... Who's to say the guy in the back of the line doesn't want or need it as bad as the guy who was there xx hours ahead of opening, but was held back due to a situation of importance? We can't just say Tough Shit on -everybody-.. Especially in this $50 computer situation, they knew they'd have way more people than they could accomodate, they should have cut the line off at 1k, or passed out random numbers to keep the crowd under control.. Just my opinion though, I'm sure it could use some work, but I think it's a helluva start.

      PS: these numbers at these ticket sales were given out in the form of a wristband that was attached to your wrist by an employee so as to insure that you weren't stealing #s, trading, selling...

    7. Re:idiots... the organizers by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      How much more effort would it be to have someone give out numbers to each person standing in line, then tell them to go away until their number is called? No one gets served without a number. Problem solved.

      Er, right, until people trample each other to get to the number dispenser first.

  54. How many people showed up? by Fitzghon · · Score: 1

    According Jason Coleman, a reader of the Unofficial Apple Weblog, "the estimate was that about 12,000 people showed up." On the other hand, CNN claims that "more than 1,000 people" showed up.
    One of the sources is either over- or understating the number of people in the "stampede".
    Who can't count here?

    Fitzghon

    1. Re:How many people showed up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who can't count here?

      Evidently you.

      "about 12,000 people showed up"
      "more than 1,000 people"

      These two statements are not contradictory

    2. Re:How many people showed up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Latest count by the Henrico fire dept. is about 5,500, which is the one the Associated Press is going with. The 12,000 estimate was from the overwhelmed cops; more than 1,000 is about as safe an estimate as anyone could get - I mean, obviously it was more than the number of iBooks available.

  55. Bananas by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 0

    It sounds like the revolution scene from Woody Allen's Bananas, or Eisentein's Battleship Potempkin.

    --
    The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
  56. yet iNother thing to iProve by slappyjack · · Score: 1

    that fucking iPeople are iSenseless, iSelfish, and most iMportantly - iStupid.

    Theyre gonna be iPissed when their iOld machines don't run iAnything.

  57. Rolling on the Floor, Laughing. by imstanny · · Score: 1

    "Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself. Pics?

  58. In a related story..... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    ...... Dozens of lawyers were seen following the ambulances carrying away the injured.

    --
    This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
    1. Re:In a related story..... by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      As if the chaos resulting from the 12,000 person stampede for 1,000 laptops was not enough, 48,000 lawyers swarmed over the riotgrounds trying to get in on class action lawsuits against the school system, the company responsible for the sale, Apple, and the company that built the card tables the laptops were displayed on.

  59. Stong buy on AAPL by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    You can tell the iPod craze is reaching it's peak if people are willing to beat each other up to get to _buy_ an ancient machine from the same company.

  60. Real Live /.ing by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, we have a real live meatspace slashdotting.

    Sigh.

    No wonder everybody steers clear of this planet.

  61. Maybe... just maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps this will help dispel the myth of Mac users being sophisticated, educated, or classy. What a bunch of rabid buffoons.

  62. to quote johnny Turbo, by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    Oh My God!
    They're Not Even Human!

    --
    The war with islam is a war on the beast
    The war on terror is a war for peace
  63. Oh, great idea ... by Bearpaw · · Score: 1
    The obvious point here should be that the countyr was sellign them too cheap. Wasting taxpayer dollars. They should have sold them on ebay where they could have gotten much more than $50 without the liability of riots.

    Oh, great idea. Of course, selling them on ebay would mean that the only people who could buy them would be people who already had access to a computer. But at least they would have maximized the cash flow, which is the most important thing, right?

    1. Re:Oh, great idea ... by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But at least they would have maximized the cash flow, which is the most important thing, right?

      Uh...yes? Maximizing revenue to allow the schoolboard to fulfill its mandate, rather than acting as some sort of terribly inefficient, and undoubtedly seriously abused, charity computer distribution network. I'll bet that over half of those laptops end up on ebay in a day or two anyways, with no benefit to the schoolboard.

    2. Re:Oh, great idea ... by varith · · Score: 1

      Benefits shouldn't be accruing to the schoolboard. They should be accruing to the residents who are paying taxes to the schoolboard. Since the sale was only open to county resident's that's what the schoolboard was attempting to do. So they were fulfilling their mandate.

    3. Re:Oh, great idea ... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      So they were fulfilling their mandate.

      Errr, so if the schoolboard over-taxes, but every year gives out 5 shiny $1,000 bills to the first five people to battle through a gauntlet, they're fulfilling their mandate?

      You have a pretty screwed up concept of governmental economics.

    4. Re:Oh, great idea ... by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Of course, selling them on ebay would mean that the only people who could buy them would be people who already had access to a computer. "

      Then again given the stampede, the crushed baby stroller, the lady peeing on herself and the guy swinging the folding chair, suddenly "already had access to a computer" is sounding like a pretty darn desirable filter. ;-)

    5. Re:Oh, great idea ... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Funny, I would have imagined that the schoolboard's mandate was to educate, not to "maximize revenue".

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    6. Re:Oh, great idea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Benefits shouldn't be accruing to the schoolboard. They should be accruing to the residents who are paying taxes to the schoolboard. Since the sale was only open to county resident's that's what the schoolboard was attempting to do. So they were fulfilling their mandate.

      Only if there are only 1,000 residents in the county. Who do you think is paying the taxes that will pay for the next round of computers? I would think it would make more sense to reduce the tax burden on all residents than give a few of them a cheap computer to sell on eBay, but what do I know, I'm not an elected school board official...

    7. Re:Oh, great idea ... by Kafir · · Score: 1

      And education costs money, for books, for teacher salaries, for building maintenance, for new computers... It's not as though the revenue would be going into the school board members' pockets. So yes, the board's mandate is to educate, not to distribute electronics at low, low prices—and the county would be better equipped to educate if its schools were better funded, which they would be if the county didn't give away assets (originally purchased with taxpayer money that was supposed to be spent on education) on a first-come, first-serve basis.

    8. Re:Oh, great idea ... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Oh, I completely agree that they have to manage their budget well, and one aspect is the handling the sale of surplus equipment in a capable fashion.

      But their mandate is one of education, not of revenue. It's when you mix up and forget your primary goal that terrible things happen.

      You do you that they had to sell them to locals? That the people buying them had to show that they were resident tax-payers? I would think that the "maximize revenue" was compromised right there...

      Of course, there may be other considerations, like "we as taxpayers already paid for them once, and we would like them when you're done with them".

      --
      Evan

      --
      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    9. Re:Oh, great idea ... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty screwed up concept of governmental economics.

      So do you if you think a 4 year old laptop going for $50-$300 is somehow $1,000.

    10. Re:Oh, great idea ... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Um, so you think 5 bills is somehow 1000 laptops? It's an analogy, obviously, demonstrating that it's a completely unfair and unequal distribution among a very small subsection of the taxpayer base. It's a completely bullshit way of trying to supply charity.

    11. Re:Oh, great idea ... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      It's a completely bullshit way of trying to supply charity.

      You do know the sale was limited to local residents yes? Local residents means local taxpayers, which means they already paid for the laptops. Otherwise this would be exteremely negligent on the part of the city if they sold them way below cost with no auction.

  64. As if Cabbage Patch Kid stampedes weren't enough by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    Man, how fucking CHEAP are we getting? Not only do we not give a shit about the WalMartization of the world while we kill jobs here to send to Chinese workers, but "bargains" seem to drive people into mindless frenzies. Yeah, $50 is a great deal on an iBook, but jesus h christ morons, get a grip on your lives! But, this DID happen in the "south" so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

  65. blame the media by secondchld · · Score: 1

    You can blame the media for this one. The blew this way out of proportion. From what I gathered from the county's budget, the money for these iBooks came from the state--not the county. Yet, they limited the sale to county residents only (for a period of time).

    1. Re:blame the media by brewer13210 · · Score: 0

      You can blame the media for this one
      No, you can blame the ignorant bastards willing to trample people to death for a four-year-old laptop. If they were starving to death and were standing in line for food, you might be able to excuse them, but for a laptop!? There is no excuse.

  66. in the flesh? by Garabito · · Score: 1

    And when the gates were opened, was the background music "In the flesh?" by Pink Floyd, like the begining of the film "The Wall" when the mob gets in?

  67. Are you serious? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    You think this is an American attribute?

    Try human attribute

    Do you honestly think it's any different in China or Brazil or India?

    What magical place or time do you imagine exists where this kind of human behavior isn't the rule?

    You're out of touch with reality. You're either a hopeless romantic or you're just simply deluded about human behavior: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:Are you serious? by TummyX · · Score: 1


      You're out of touch with reality. You're either a hopeless romantic or you're just simply deluded about human behavior: the good, the bad, and the ugly.


      Nah, he's just a card carrying member of the hate America first club.

    2. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Nah, he's just a card carrying member of the hate America first club"

      Ah, a Republican.

    3. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it is a human attribute, but America, with it's incredible entrepreneurial culture, also has the strongest, most aggressive consumer culture in the world. Next, I'd say is Western Europe, but even in Western European countries, there are some areas of public life where market or commercial approaches haven't completely encroached.

      There are no such boundaries in the US (and yes, I realize that lots of Americans like it that way), and that type of "no-boundaries commercialism" does feed into the wider culture of the population in the way services and products are advertised - leading to an endless cycle of buying and consuming products.

    4. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Try human attribute"

      No, you're wrong, it's a Capitalist attribute.

      Look around or travel, and you'll find many corners of the world where money is not of paramount importance. Your reasoning for it being a human attribute is possibly because you see it around you and as far as you're concerned, it is the world.

      Other people might respect family, friendship, religion, helpfulness, honour and duty to country way above money as the guiding light in their lives, money is just our way of trying to pin a value on everything.

      And yes, it certainly is different in China (country and state) and Brazil (family and friends), I can't speak for India, I've never been there.

    5. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he's just a card carrying member of the hate America first club.

      Ah that other great American trait, whining.
      Got sand in your vagina? Why don't you talk to Oprah about it then we can all wallow in feeling so sorry for poor oppressed little you.

    6. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Opera and fuck you pussey

  68. Too Cheap -"/." economics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The obvious point here should be that the countyr was sellign them too cheap."

    Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you a Neiman Marcus post, on a WalMart forum.

    --
    The "are you a script" word for today is disdain.

  69. He seems to have missed the point... by el+borak · · Score: 1
    Must have been from out-of-state:
    Alice Jemerson was one victim who got trampled.

    "Look at my knees. They ran on top of me. I just starting kicking the people," she said.

    A man who had been standing in line since 2 a.m. came to Jemerson's rescue. Bair Hossai was almost guaranteed to get one of the coveted computers.

    "I'm not going to leave somebody who's hurt. It's not worth it. I could have been in the line, but I'm not going to do it, because it's not worth it," Hossai said.

    --
    An imperfect plan executed violently is far superior to a perfect plan. -- George Patton
    1. Re:He seems to have missed the point... by oriole1 · · Score: 1

      Looking at your signature:

      An imperfect plan executed violently is far superior to a perfect plan. -- George Patton

      Did Blood & Guts himself plan this event?

  70. take this ladies, children, and old men by kidNexus · · Score: 5, Funny

    first official slashdot post from a $50 iBook.

    1. Re:take this ladies, children, and old men by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      What! You mean you can get on the internet with a computer that old!

  71. You forgot "E" by tsmithnj · · Score: 1

    e. All of the above.

  72. For those who got one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and need help with their malfunctioning 4 year old iBook:

    "NBC12 will have Apple iBook experts in the Call12 Center tonight from 5-6:30 p.m. to answer all of you iBook questions. Call tonight, 345-1212."

    http://www.wwbt.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WWB T/MGArticle/WBT_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=10317 84465955

  73. My experience at the sale by bubblewrapgrl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Being a Henrico county resident, I tried to go to the iBook sale this morning. I have younger siblings who could use a computer and this was a pretty good deal for that.

    I got to the Richmond International Raceway where the sale was held at 6:55. It was pretty obvious to me that there was no way I was getting a laptop based on the number of cars trying to get in and the number of people lining up outside. So I left. The police were doing their best to try to keep the siutation under control, but you could tell that it was rapidly getting out of hand just because there were too many people. Driving back home, I think there was at least a good mile or two of cars still trying to get into the sale. I can't imagine how long those people ended up sitting there.

    I'm not sure why more people didn't just decide to leave when the saw the number of people there. I'm also not sure why the county didn't make the price higher. Having it at $100 - $200 would have made a lot of money back for the county and would have discouraged a lot of people. This has to be a net loss in profit for them based on the number of police officers that were there. It could have been handled much better.

    Rumor has it that there may be more laptops laying around (they did give one to every high school student in the county and only sold 1000). Hopefully, they are smarter next time. I guess at least I know where my tax money is being spent...

    1. Re:My experience at the sale by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the dumbest allocation of taxpayer dollars I've ever heard of. They should just sell the things for market price (get somebody to eBay them for 250-300 bucks a pop) and put that money back into school coffers so that it benefits all the taxpayers.

      Doing this (giving away several hundred dollar laptops for 50 bucks) benefits the 1000 people who happened to show up earliest on this particular day to this sale at the expense of every other taxpayer in the county. And, as you pointed out, the cost when you factor in added police hours, chaos, potential lawsuits from trampling victims, makes this more likely to cost the taxpayers more than was earned back anyway.

      Completely imbecilic idea.

    2. Re:My experience at the sale by graffix_jones · · Score: 1

      This has to be a net loss in profit for them...

      Accounting Nazi mode on...

      Well, you can't have a net loss and profit at the same time... they're mutually exclusive.
      However, you can have a net loss in revenue. ;)

      Sorry... I didn't take my pills this morning. :D

      End Accounting Nazi mode...

    3. Re:My experience at the sale by bani · · Score: 1

      You didn't miss anything.

      These were G3/300 ibooks. Uses PC66 ram. Yes, PC66 . This powerful combination of hardware is the equivalent of a K6/400.

      A whopping 4mb of VRAM gives you a glorious max of 800x600.

      They aren't worth even $50.

    4. Re:My experience at the sale by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Yeah, being able to send and receive email, go online, read and write text documents and listen to your MP3's at the same time isn't worth $50.

      Do you work for the Henrico County School IT department by any chance?

    5. Re:My experience at the sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got to the Richmond International Raceway where the sale was held

      See, there's the problem. It was NASCAR country; everyone knows that you have to ram other people out of the way and act like a jerk when you're on the track with those guys.

  74. Why not offer them to other schools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They went through the hassle of setting up the sale, renting out the location, dealing with the crowds, etc. - It seems to me it would have made more sense to offer them to another district that might be struggling to include computers in their budgets.

  75. More Proof by Billy+the+Impaler · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ... that Mac = Religion

    I can think of very few other things that make people behave so irrationally. Money, women (or men?), power. Computers should not be on that list.

    How else do you explain The Cult of Mac?

    1. Re:More Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace those with 100 Dell laptops for $50 each, and you'd see the exact same thing. People, esp. the irrationally penny pinching, know a good deal when they see one.

    2. Re:More Proof by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Not if they were 3-4 year old Dells. PC's do not tend to hold a resale value.

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
  76. The worst part by Stripsurge · · Score: 2, Funny

    None of those people ended up with their lappy because some guy bought them all online while the mob was busy crushing strollers.

  77. Toilet paper by kimhanse · · Score: 1

    Yesterday people were fighting over toilet paper in Denmark because it was sold at around $1 pr. package instead of the normal $2:

    http://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/article.jhtml?art icleID=269201 (in Danish)

  78. I was there! by The+Grey+Clone · · Score: 5, Informative

    I happen to live in the Henrico area, and honestly - a fifty dollar computer is a deal you can't beat. I went there with my mother and my sister, however, after people started running, I just wanted out. I only stayed for my sister.

    It was chaos. The first people who started running, I don't know what they were thinking, but after that, you HAD to run. There is just something about 12,000 people running at you from behind that kind of makes you run away.

    Ended up getting stuck in a huge crowd for several hours, left when the police in riot gear started telling us they only had 300 left.

    I don't know if imageshack likes Slashdot or not, but it's worth a try.

    I took some pictures of the crowd, I'll post them if anyone is interested. Mine aren't as good as the ones from the times dispatch, but they gave a decent view of how many people were packed in.

    1. Re:I was there! by The+Grey+Clone · · Score: 5, Informative

      Some of my own pictures! I don't know how much imageshack likes Slashdot, but oh well.
      There was some sort of line that was formed by the people ariving early in the morning.
      But then people started just ignoring the line and wandering around, even forming a second line!
      After the mob rush, we got stuck in the huge crowd.
      The people formed a line several thousand people long!
      Then, the cops in riot gear started doing crowd control, brought in lots of metal baracades way too late. There is no way the Henrico County earned money on this sale. There were people getting heat exhaustion, the palms of my hands were turning white from lack of oxygen. It was just horrible, and the worst part of it was that if someone moved, you had to move too. Even if you didn't want to.
      Yeah, it was a riot. Maybe not to the scale of the LA ones, but dayum.

    2. Re:I was there! by IronChef · · Score: 2, Funny

      I went there with my mother and my sister, however, after people started running, I just wanted out. I only stayed for my sister.

      To hell with your mother, eh?

    3. Re:I was there! by The+Grey+Clone · · Score: 1

      Mother was only staying for the sister, too, heh.

    4. Re:I was there! by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      All I see is a frog and something about...bandwidth?

      (I kid, I kid)

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      I don't get it.
    5. Re:I was there! by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is the natural predator of imageshacks.

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  79. How hard is it to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, now, how hard is it to have someone there hand out tickets to only let the first 1,000 people in, starting at the head of the line? Once the tickets are gone, everyone else goes home; no ticket, no entry.

    1. Re:How hard is it to... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Once the tickets are gone, everyone else goes home

      The smart ones stand outside the door and auction off their ticket.

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      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  80. perhaps you need to read by isotope23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this

    Article IV

    Section 1. Full faith and credit shall be given in each state to the public acts, records, and judicial proceedings of every other state. And the Congress may by general laws prescribe the manner in which such acts, records, and proceedings shall be proved, and the effect thereof.

    Section 2. The citizens of each state shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in the several states.

    or this :

    Amendment XIV

    Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside.

    although one could argue the 14th was not properly ratified. Many "unreconstructed" southerners still hold the view that you are a citizen of your state first, and these united states second.

    --
    Service guarantees Citizenship! Questions Guarantee GITMO.... Amerika Uber Alles!
    1. Re:perhaps you need to read by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Read the Constitution? Nobody does that any more.

    2. Re:perhaps you need to read by VAXcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yah...remember, the Bill of Rights may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now...

      --
      There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
    3. Re:perhaps you need to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the proper view though, the US started off as a number of independant countries that agreed to work together.

  81. Re:minorities by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 1

    "Can't black people behave like humans?"

    That tells me that you really don't hate to say it.

    --
    "This is considered plagiarism."
  82. An interesting quote by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    "It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer -- and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County.

    Interesting. Not only are they switching away, but are slamming Apple on the way out. Or the guy's an idiot. Take your pick.

    --
    "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
  83. Simple case of supply and demand by Rambo666 · · Score: 1

    That was really stupid to price them that low ... $50 is ridiculous. An onlie auction or live auction would have determined the right price for these laptops. The school that sold these was GIVING AWAY tax dollars that were used to buy these units in the first place.

    1. Re:Simple case of supply and demand by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're right. A used, four-year-old iBook isn't worth $50.

      --
      The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
  84. No, one of these by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    No, wear one of these.

    Or just show up wearing nothing but a mailing tube and grease - people will leave you alone then.

  85. The sad part is, he'll probably make more... by BlueDjinn · · Score: 1

    ...off of the T-Shirt sales than Henrico County makes from selling the iBooks!

    Ah, the joy of capitalism.

  86. The reason is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

    1. Re:The reason is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $20??.... but I wanted a peanut.

  87. Photos here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but nobody in the photos of the event could ever pass for a genuine Apple user, like these beautiful and stylish souls. It's no surprise they've decided to switch their school system to Dell.

  88. and I went, 'Bam.' by q043x · · Score: 1

    I want to meet this guy.

    1. Re:and I went, 'Bam.' by Graemee · · Score: 1

      Check the local wrestling circuit.

  89. Where's the "Start" button by E8086 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Was the sale advertised as a "laptop sale" or an "Apple ibook sale"? I wonder how many people got home turned it on and saw a completely unfamiliar OS? $50 is still a good deal for even a 4yr old laptop if you need one that just turns on, has an Internet connection, browser, email, a word processor and maybe a few games. A few months ago I gave my mother my 5yr old gateway laptop and she's had no problems with it, but not before spending $65 on a few upgrades and repairs to make it little more usable.
    the required Star Wars ref- maybe they should have hired some Star Wars fans to teach a "waiting in line class" first.

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    F7 doesn't work, ignore spelling and grammar
  90. Only Apple by mezron · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just don't get this kind of exitement with Microsoft products ;)

    1. Re:Only Apple by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      at $50 for a laptop, i don't know if most ppl care what it is. esp the rioter type :)

    2. Re:Only Apple by saddino · · Score: 1

      Sure you do: just in the other direction.

  91. Follow up story... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most people were disapointed when they got in and discovered that the ibooks were not in fact, cabage patch kids.

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  92. 4 years old. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    The computers were 4 years old, and most of them probably needed new batteries. That bumps the price up to $150 right there.

    1. Re:4 years old. by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      Waddaya mean? Deez things don't take dubbl-A's? F*&in' ripoff...

    2. Re:4 years old. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Most people who use laptops plug them in. If the battery has enough juice to get from your house to the coffee shop in sleep mode, and don't mind looking around for an outlet, it's a $50 computer.

      You can't play World of Warcraft on it, but for the crap that most people use laptops for, it's a heck of a deal.

      Too bad I missed it. I haven't been caught in the middle of a good riot in weeks!

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  93. Aftermath of fraud? by tgibbs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course, the true problem is that the iBooks were sold at a price well below their true value.

    My theory is the following: To get the money to purchase new laptops from Dell and Microsoft, somebody had to represent that the existing, perfectly-good iBooks were obsolete and near-worthless. If they had been offered at auction, they would have sold at a much higher price, exposing the fraud. So instead, they were offered to the public at fire-sale prices. The riot was the predictable outcome.

    In fact, it is hard to imagine what student use would have required anything more powerful than a 500 MHz iBook. The only one that leaps to mind is video editing, and somehow I doubt that a large number of students needed to do that on their laptops.

    1. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by jangobongo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Henrico county residents convinced the school officials that they were entitled to the laptops because their taxes had paid for them in the first place. That's why the purchaser's had to bring proof of residency in order to buy them.

      After four years of use by public school kids, I wonder what kind of shape the iBooks were in. In my experience, kids are very hard on the things they get their hand on.

      I got the feeling that the county school system was trying to "give back" to the community. Too bad it backfired on them.

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    2. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2, Informative

      sold at a price well below their true value.

      If I read the articles correctly, the local taxpayers asked the school district to sell the Laptops for cheap, since the local taxpayers already paid for the laptops.

      The real problem is that none of the organizers never thought of cancelling the sale-- when you look out the gate and see 5000+ people, maybe the thing has gotten out of hand and it's time to cancel the sale.

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    3. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you look out the gate and see 5000+ people, maybe the thing has gotten out of hand and it's time to cancel the sale.

      Cancel the sale? And risk having a riot of 5000+ people anyway?

    4. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by HardCase · · Score: 1

      And here is the true irony of the whole fiasco!

      -h-

    5. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Henrico county residents convinced the school officials that they were entitled to the laptops because their taxes had paid for them in the first place. That's why the purchaser's had to bring proof of residency in order to buy them.

      However, in reality it looks like it happened the other way around. Initially, the sale was announced with no restrictions. Only after locals protested was the sale restricted to residents.

      After four years of use by public school kids, I wonder what kind of shape the iBooks were in. In my experience, kids are very hard on the things they get their hand on.

      I'll bet they're in pretty good shape. iBooks are pretty robust, and I doubt if they are including any that have gross damage like smashed screens or broken hinges (if they are, they may have another riot on their hands). Worst damage is probably a few bad CD drives and old batteries that don't hold a charge too well.

    6. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Apple computers seem to hold their value too well.

      Barring damage, they probably would still be worth $500 or more. I mean, if a 750MHz G4 PowerMac still sells for $500, or a G4 iMac still sells for two thirds the price of a new G5 iMac, then something is wrong, IMO.

    7. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by dal20402 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Apple computers seem to hold their value too well.

      On identical hardware OS 10.3 ran *faster* than 10.2, and 10.4 would have been faster still if not for Spotlight.

      That goes a long way toward explaining why Macs hold their value better than average Windows boxes.

      (And, yes, I know that the old Windows boxes are still good for all kinds of applications using other OSes -- but that market is awfully small even compared with the market for used Macs.)

    8. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done video editing on a 500 Mhz iBook for school before. The only thing that sucks is rendering for final output, which takes several hours.

    9. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Desert+Raven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I read the articles correctly, the local taxpayers asked the school district to sell the Laptops for cheap, since the local taxpayers already paid for the laptops.

      Which is complete crap reasoning.

      What really happened was a few taxpayers decided that *they* should get a gift at the expense of all of the other taxpayers. The only way it could have been fair was if every taxpayer in the county got one.

      What should have happened was for the county to sell them at fair market value, and place that money into the treasury, thus maximizing the value of the taxpayer's dollars.

    10. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they did any checking at all, they would find the eBay price for a 500 Mhz iBook is in the $200-$300+ range. Selling them for $50 was stupid.

      $50 is the going price of a 15 year old SE/30, not a 4 year old laptop.

    11. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      On my shop computer, I'm still running Windows 2000 on a 400MHz Pentium II, and that was made in 1998. Windows XP should run just as well using the older style skin and turning off the effects.

      I dunno, it just rubs me the wrong way to see old technology hold its value so well, especially when I see used G4 iMacs out of warranty selling for more than a reconditioned G5 iMac with a warranty. I just bought a reconditioned G5 and left it at that.

    12. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by mveloso · · Score: 1

      And when you think about it, $50 for a 15-year old machine shows how well Macs hold their value.

      Shit, you can't give away a P2 system these days. And an SE/30 is equivalent to about a 386.

      Great machines, those SE/30s. I tricked mine out with an extra video card (rops 264) and thinnet card. Ah, the good old days. Dual head goodness - in 1990!

    13. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by dal20402 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, sometimes it does get silly, especially when Mac users (who are often concerned to a degree that does not make a lot of sense to the rest of the world about aesthetics) get particularly attached to a specific form factor.

      I remember Powerbook 540c's, which where 68030 machines made between 1992 and 1994, selling for $2000 or more in 1997 before the "Lombard" PowerBook G3 came out -- because people liked the curvy case better than the angular, ThinkPad-like case of the PowerPC-based Powerbook 1400 and 3400. And by then the 540c's could barely browse the web.

      Now we're starting to see the same cult fetish around the iMac G4's you mention and also around Titanium PowerBooks. I will confess to being at a loss to explain either, even though I paid way too much for the privilege of owning a 12" AlBook and a dual G5.

    14. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot could a story like this be turned into a conspiracy against Microsoft.

      You're a fucktard.

    15. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by aywwts4 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent and article up.

      Surprisingly good writing from a high school senior.

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    16. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by ethx1 · · Score: 1

      when you look out the gate and see 5000+ people, maybe the thing has gotten out of hand and it's time to cancel the sale.


      Or up the price. This way the crowd thins out a little bit, sending the cheapskates home. And the city gets more money back.

    17. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am on a 500MHz iBook right now and running a relatively fresh copy of Panther (that's only 10.3, not the latest or greatest Tiger). It runs perfectly fine for web surfing, word processing, picture editting, etc. You are right: pretty much only video and other high end work really need a faster machine. I understand that someone connected to Dell/Microsoft sued to end the Apple deal based on a flawed reading of the law and then retained a former governor to be their attorney. Somehow, amazingly, a judge sided with this (obviously) flawed reading of the law. And, thus, we have the current fiasco. It is a well-known truism: Microsoft does not play fair (unchecked monoplies don't have to). It also well-known that Michael Dell went before Congress during hearings related to Internet Explorer bundling and Netscape Navigator during the 1990s and misrepresented what could or could not be purchased from Dell in way of web browsers with their computers. Cheats and liars. Crooks and scammers.

    18. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by legolas_a20 · · Score: 1

      Sure, and 640k should be enough for everyone...

    19. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      {grandparent}
      The Henrico county residents convinced the school officials that they were entitled to the laptops because their taxes had paid for them in the first place. That's why the purchaser's had to bring proof of residency in order to buy them.

      {parent}
      However, in reality it looks like it happened the other way around. Initially, the sale was announced with no restrictions. Only after locals protested was the sale restricted to residents.


      I didn't realize restating a parents post passed as +1 Insightful nowadays.
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    20. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize restating a parents post passed as +1 Insightful nowadays.

      Probably because you missed the point. It was not the case that the computers were bargain-priced as a gift to the taxpayers who had paid for them. In reality, the iBooks were initially offered at that low price to anybody. Local taxpayers protested and demanded first crack because of the fire-sale pricing, not the other way around. Had the iBooks been offered at auction to bring in funds for the school district, there probably would have been no local protest, and no riot.

    21. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Or gotten a dymo labeller and start handing out numbers early on as people began to gather. That makes a whole lot more sense then cancelling it altogether.

    22. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly good writing from a high school senior.

      Yeah, a "rising senior." :rolleyes:

    23. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Josuah · · Score: 1

      On identical hardware OS 10.3 ran *faster* than 10.2, and 10.4 would have been faster still if not for Spotlight.

      On my clamshell Firewire iBook G3 466 SE, 10.3 ran slower for me than 10.2. However, 10.4 runs faster than both 10.2 and 10.3.

    24. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by zorander · · Score: 1

      Some of my assignments have been a stretch for a 1ghz powerbook? If you can't imagine needing cycles to do your homework, you don't have a very active imagination. I've run into this on several instances, the most recent being a LISP-based audio-rendering framework (non realtime) which took FOREVER to do anything nontrivial on my powerbook. Even on my more formidable PC, it was sometimes a stretch.

      No; you don't need more than that to read the internet, write email, or do a paper, but students are doing significantly more interesting things on their home PC's these days. For the audio class, there were no lab machines--you were required to do this at home. On a 500mhz iBook...well..I'd still be working on the second assignment.

      Even for general programming classes, development cycle time matters. If it takes a few minutes to compile (ever compiled on an iBook? You know what I'm talking about) then a student is less likely to try different solutions to the problem or even be able to concentrate (when build times pass 45 seconds or so, the temptation to look at the internet rather than stare at nothing overcomes most students. Try to solve a non-trivial problem in say, robotics, while reading the internet in between every change--it doesn't work).

      Speaking of robotics code--I remember the agony of running an ARM compiler and a complicated link on a 600Mhz pentium-III--3-5 minutes per cycle. Ow.

      Fast computers do matter. Perhaps more to computer science students than most, but you didn't seem to specifically exclude anyone but people who do video editing (something that should't be expected to work on a laptop, anyhow). Start imagining it.

    25. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      [i]In fact, it is hard to imagine what student use would have required anything more powerful than a 500 MHz iBook[/i] Agreed. The students would have been better served by keeping the iBooks in service and using the money wasted on spiffier replacements to pay the teachers a decent wage instead, or to buy textbooks that don't include things like "Some day we will go to the moon".

    26. Re:Aftermath of fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony of your statement is that, someday, our textbooks will say just that. The lies that prop up the fraud that was the Apollo program are falling apart fast.

  94. In related interplanetary news... by Tsaot · · Score: 1

    ...The Beings for Ethical Treatment of Sentient life (BETS) lost the dispute over destroying the planet Earth in order to create a new Hyperspace Highway. Vogons, who have had equiptment in place for nearly a month now, observed mad behavior that "no sentient being would perform" when earthlings trampled one another for computers that, by even their primitive standards, were well outdated. The destruction of earth that was previously halted by BETS is now scheduled for next Tuesday.

  95. ibooks for the masses by wlvdc · · Score: 1

    I would have given them away to boost audience figures and participation.

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  96. iWant out! by abes · · Score: 1

    For humanities sake, PLEASE stop the iJokes!

    1. Re:iWant out! by abes · · Score: 1

      That's "humanity's" sake initwit!

  97. That was the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That one chick pissed herself!!! People like that should still be living in caves flinging feces at each other.

    I think that was the general idea but she had too many lattes and not enough pancakes.

  98. Damnit Darwin! by failure-man · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Idiots like these are supposed to die and not breed. Why did they all live?!

    What do we pay you for anyway?

  99. i wonder by Sweetdelight · · Score: 1

    I wonder How this affected apple computer's Stock today.

    1. Re:i wonder by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "I wonder How this affected apple computer's Stock today."

      Making the press, whether the news is good or bad, makes the stock go up. No, I can't explain it. It's true for my company too. Very strange, but something that we measure.

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  100. This sounds like something out of a Simpsons ep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only I could remember what one...

  101. Ebay is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should of put them up on ebay. According to the demand they could have sold them for $100 and $25 shipping and wouldn't have to wory about an iRiot.

  102. What is Resale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Henrico County priced these things like they were used Dells. They probably thought no one would be interested. After all, who wants a used Dell.

    Henrico County could have easily charged $100-150 and they would have still sold like hotcakes. I would have bought one. PC users always complain about Apple charging more, but the premium of owning an Apple vanishes in the return you get from resale.

    I know, resale. Such a novel concept to PC users.

  103. MOD PARENT UP by munboy · · Score: 1

    I almost pissed myself when I read that. wish I had mod points.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      made my day at 22:43 !!!

  104. eBay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is hardly the first organization that has to sell surplus items.

    Don't they have a fiduciary duty to get the best price?

  105. Dumbass. by s20451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meanwhile, in Sudan, Ethiopia, Niger etc. many people who are starving are patiently waiting for food supplies to be handed out.

    1. When the UN provides food aid, they are usually smart enough to bring along well-armed peacekeeping soldiers to prevent riots.

    2. In those cases where the UN did not bring said peacekeepers, food riots have often occurred.

    3. In those cases where the food riots did not occur, it is usually because the people were so chronically malnourished that they were too weak to riot.

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    1. Re:Dumbass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. In those cases where the food riots did not occur, it is usually because the people were so chronically malnourished that they were too weak to riot.

      I think you're on to something here....

    2. Re:Dumbass. by jnewmano · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen it happen before my eyes, it wasn't very pretty....

  106. Eh... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    It's like gas rationing back in the 70s. Who was the brilliant idiot who came up with cars waiting in line for gas? Just have one person standing there taking license plate numbers and telling people when to come back at a reserved time. Is it so hard?
    Or, if you want a really radical solution, you could try selling stuff at market value. Voilà, no lines, no need for rationing.
  107. Lottery by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

    They should have held a lottery.

    Everybody gets a numbered ticket. The ticket numbers are jumbled in a hat. Pick ticket numbers.

    Each winning ticket has the opportunity to pay $50 for a laptop.

    Keep drawing numbers from the hat until all laptops are sold.

  108. I was there too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, I saw your sister there. You might want to get her cleaned up. She peed herself.

    1. Re:I was there too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha!

  109. Windows or Dell users wouldn't do this... by Darth+Daver · · Score: 1

    unless they were trying to escape.

    1. Re:Windows or Dell users wouldn't do this... by xmorg · · Score: 1

      How dare you accuse apple ineterested peoples as Neadrathals! That means their REALLY GOOD. you PC freak! BSOD on you for the rest of your life!

  110. Assault Charges, anyone? by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Jesse Sandler said he was one of the people pushing forward, using a folding chair he had brought with him to beat back people who tried to cut in front of him.

    "I took my chair here and I threw it over my shoulder and I went, 'Bam,"' the 20-year-old said nonchalantly, his eyes glued to the screen of his new iBook, as he tapped away on the keyboard at a testing station.

    "They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said.

    Hmmm.

    Henrico County Sheriff's Office
    Michael L. Wade, Sheriff
    sheriff@co.henrico.va.us

    Sheriff Mike?
    I got one for ya!

    1. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by brother_b · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think the Sheriff's Office handles that sort of thing. That's more of a job for the Henrico Police.

    2. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Henrico is the county.
      Richmond is the city.
      Okay, then:
      Police Chief Rodney D. Monroe
      (804) 646-6842

      Chief Monroe, I got one for ya!

    3. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      The end result was that 999 large, sweaty and obnoxious people got a good deal on an iBook. Order in the Universe has been preserved.

      For balance, we need to give 10,000 people a free cruise; First Come, First Served. At the end of the trip, they get stranded in the middle of the Atlantic... I vote for the Sargasso Sea

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    4. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Actually, I don't think the Sheriff's Office handles that sort of thing. That's more of a job for the Henrico Police."

      California? The victim would be required to initiate the investigation, unless it was witnessed by a peace officer.

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    5. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by brother_b · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, as Henrico has a Sheriff's office and a separate police department; the police handle stuff like that.

      Richmond police are a separate entity that have no jurisdiction in Henrico.

    6. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I was having visions of Elzar. "Knock it up another notch, Bam!"

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    7. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My exact first thought when I read that: "This dumbass just confessed to multiple counts of assault and battery on CNN!"

      It might even be aggravated assault, considering he used a weapon (of sorts), and you could even throw in a couple disorderly conducts and inciting to riot.

      I hope the local sheriff filmed the event, which most law enforcement officials will do. Time to review the tape and look for dear little Jesse in action. Then off to the D.A's office.

    8. Re:Assault Charges, anyone? by ethx1 · · Score: 1

      My exact first thought when I read that: "This dumbass just confessed to multiple counts of assault and battery on CNN!"

      I thought the same thing too. I bet he was so excited and in the moment he told how he heroically fought his way to accquiring a laptop. He'll sit back in a few hours and realize how dumb that was and start hoping no one presses charges.

      I mean if he really did hurt someone out there, he might have gotten away scot free.

  111. Somewhere in Hollyweird by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    And somewhere in Hollyweird^H^H^H^Hood, there is one scum-sucking producer looking at this and saying to another "Well, I think we have found our next reality TV show!"

  112. Add it to the list of reasons... by pchartwell · · Score: 1

    NOT to try and sell/offload out-dated equipment yourself. Use a middleman; give it away if you have to. Hell, pay the recycling fee and drag them to the dump. But I will never, EVER try and sell my company's retired "assets" to our own employees or anybody else.

  113. Glad I didn't go by brother_b · · Score: 1

    I live in Henrico and was considering going, or at least I was when I first heard about it through a guy who works for the schools. After the sale was mentioned in the local paper, though, I gave up on the idea figuring a lot of people would show up. I never expected it to turn into this, though.

  114. You can't buy by Cally · · Score: 1

    ...publicity like that.

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  115. Just a state, by the way. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    A terrifying prospect as a residence?
    Packed with taxes and guaranteed to stultify?
    An unfortunate bump on the road from DC to New York?
    Convinced (like so many other states) that gambling is going to save their children from shitty education?

    The rest are left as an exercise for the reader.

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    1. Re:Just a state, by the way. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      [Maryland is] A terrifying prospect as a residence?

      Best damn state to live in on the East Coast. States between the Coasts are of course uncivilized backwaters not worthy of serious consideration. Washington state? Home of the pestilence known as Microsoft, enough said. Oregon? Yeah, right. Some parts of California are nice, if you can afford it (and only until it falls into the ocean anyway). That leaves only Maryland, my Maryland, hon.

      Packed with taxes and guaranteed to stultify?

      Our state and local tax burden is just about average (10.3% versus 10.1%).

      An unfortunate bump on the road from DC to New York?

      You just keep thinking that, tell your friends - maybe it'll slow down the rush of DCer's invading B'more.

      Convinced (like so many other states) that gambling is going to save their children from shitty education?

      The "slots will save our schools!" thing is pretty much recognized as bullshit from our current gov (who I *so* look forward to seeing tossed out). We'll probably end up with some slot machines at the racetracks, but few people beleive they'll do much more for our schools than horse racing does now.

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    2. Re:Just a state, by the way. by Ashen · · Score: 1

      Maryland isn't an uncivilized backwater? Have you been to the Eastern Shore? How about Cumberland?

      I suppose there's Baltimore, if you consider a ghetto shithole to be civilized. Same for PG County.

      Let me guess, you live in either Montgomery County or Howard County? Snob.

  116. Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "They were getting in front of me and I was there a lot earlier than them, so I thought that it was just," he said."

    Woe to anyone trying to get first post before him.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Completely missing from the story is one important detail:

      Who was the DUMBASS from this school's administration that decided to sell 1000 laptops for less than 1/15th of what they could have fetched on eBay?

      Hell, even a rip-off joint like Computer Rennaisance would have given them about $200 a pop for those things.

      Whoever made this call should be fired.

      Not just for causing a riot which anybody should have seen coming...

      Not just for dumping those spiffy iBooks and making the teachers there settle for crappy Dells (probably Latitude 600 seris, if they are very lucky...)

      All that, yes, but also for throwing away more than $700,000 dollars worth of school assets.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by jargoone · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Only something made by Apple would have this problem. That is, only something currently sold by Apple would be barely better than something they sold 4 years ago. [ ducks ]

    3. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right... link from Henrico County Schools with config for Dell's http://premier.dell.com/portal/standardconfig.aspx ?c=US&l=en&s=eep&cs=RC1019970

    4. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, since it was taxpayer money that paid for them, they probably were just disposing of them rather than trying to get top dollar. Sort of a community service if you will...

      Personally, if I had known that sort of riot would happen, I woulda just camped-out with refreshments and a video camera and enjoyed the spectacle (don't need an ibook).

      And they could've easily avoided creating a problem in the first place by just giving people numbered tickets in the order they arrived - then calling them out in order when they were ready to sell. If someone doesn't respond within a few minutes of the number being called, they lose their spot and someone else farther down the list gets called. Simple and smart.

      Doesn't take a rocket-scientist to figure out how to do this without causing a riot...

      N.

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    5. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Golias · · Score: 1

      A much smarter move would have been to unload them at slightly below street value. If they want to do the community a service, distribute them to local libraries or something. If I were a taxpayer in Virginia, I'd be calling for this guy's head.

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    6. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by sfled · · Score: 1


      Good point. But, weren't those iBooks paid for by property taxes levied on the good citizens of the community? I agree with your idea about auctioning: an auction within the community would certainly have gotten better market value and would have returned the assets to (unbruised) taxpayers.

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    7. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Dude, school administrators don't get fired. That is why you see boondoggles like the iBook sale and subsequent riot.

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    8. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by adrianmonk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Who was the DUMBASS from this school's administration that decided to sell 1000 laptops for less than 1/15th of what they could have fetched on eBay?

      That's a very good question. I think the CNN article was a bit misleading in that it didn't describe the true market value of the actual laptops. Someone from the area has stated that they were 500MHz G3 laptops. A little research on eBay of completed items that are comparable indicates they would sell for something like $300 to $325 on average, depending on configuration.

      So, that's still $250 per laptop down the drain. Given 1000 laptops, that's $250,000 taxpayer dollars wasted if they could've gotten the real value for each one.

      Now, having said that, it takes time and effort to list things on eBay, and flooding eBay with 1000 similar laptops is likely to drive prices down. But still, there are companies out there who buy used computers in bulk and resell them. They probably could have gotten maybe $200 per computer from such a company, with no effort at all. So they are still wasting $150,000 even if they had gone the easy route.

      The worst part of all this is that $150,000 could pay, depending on salaries and the cost of benefits, for a teacher for 2 or maybe 3 years. Letting citizens get a nice break on a laptop is neat perk, but is it really worth taking $150,000 out of your school district's budget? And even if it didn't come out of the school's budget, is it really fair to the taxpayers who had to pay the money in but really don't need a laptop (or already have one, etc.)? It amounts to redistributing wealth, but in a totally arbitrary manner. If the school district is already so well-funded they really don't need the money, then what they should've done is sold the computers for a fair value and then sent rebate checks out to the taxpayers. Or, put it in a rainy day fund at the very least. Or establish a foundation, or a small scholarship.

    9. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by digitalderbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who was the DUMBASS from this school's administration that decided to sell 1000 laptops for less than 1/15th of what they could have fetched on eBay?

      The same person that was first in line.

    10. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      You're saying using tax dollars to practically give away computers to middle class people who don't need them is community service?

      This is the same as if your city collected $1M in extra tax revenue and then gave $1000 to each of 1,000 people. There is no way that's good for the community.

    11. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      maybe some people can't spend $700 for a laptop. maybe they were trying to encourage people to whom computers are a luxury far out of their reach to take interest in a powerful learning device. maybe this should be a sign that there is a huge disparity in living standards and opportunities in america. even if they gave away those laptops for free it wouldn't be a complete waste since the kids who recieve them could probably benefit from them greatly as computers are excellent learning aids and probably a resource few of those people would otherwise have access to.

    12. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      At least the would recoup some of the losses by collecting taxes on the grand.
       
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    13. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by log0n · · Score: 2, Informative

      Having worked in a public school system that has collaborated on tech projects with Henrico Co Schools...

      Making ANY money off of reselling these laptops is a good thing. Most of the time end of life gear is destroyed (along the systems legal definition).

      There are VERY strict rules about reselling 'expired' goods. These are set by both county/district mandate as well as Board of Ed policy. The few things that are allowed to be sold / non-damaged generally have to go through a review (to determine why they are being destroyed - or why they no longer serve as intended) have to go to public auction and there are very few goods that get to this point. The fact that they were able to recoup any cash whatsoever is a major policy shift.

    14. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by fireklar · · Score: 1

      A community service would be selling the laptops at top dollar.

    15. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      1. Get to sale site VERY early. 2. Collect Low Number. 3. Sell Low Number to those with No number 4. PROFIT!! 5. Optional : Take profit and buy *new* computer

    16. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "And they could've easily avoided creating a problem in the first place by just giving people numbered tickets in the order they arrived - then calling them out in order when they were ready to sell."

      An even better way would have been a single file line with a barrier leading up to the gate. Put a cop or two every fifty feet or so and the chances of a mob scene basically go away.

      Judging by the size of some of the asses I've seen on TV and in photos, it'd have to be a pretty wide line.

      Ah well, off to eBay I go. Keywords "ibook" and "virginia"

    17. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An even better idea would have been to offer a reverse (dutch) auction with the price starting at $1000 or so, as the price ticks down, bid and take all you want at the current price. You can show up 2 minutes before the auction and get all the computers you want at the price you want, if it is above the market clearing price. If I'd known about this, I would have taken the day off and road tripped down to Richmond with a cooler or more full of cold sodas and iced teas and perhaps some snacks to sell. Then I'd have returned to the Apple store in DC and bought a new laptop with my proceeds.

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    18. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Linuxathome · · Score: 1
      And they could've easily avoided creating a problem in the first place by just giving people numbered tickets in the order they arrived - then calling them out in order when they were ready to sell.

      You mean that a government worker had to actually...umm...do work?

      All kidding aside, this is a good suggestion, but your suggestion required that someone had to be there late in the evening the night before with the tickets, as this was the time people started rolling in and camping out. Simple crowd control measures would have sufficed (as already mentioned elsewhere). Seriously though, it sounds like the crowd took in the environment too literally--it was held at a racetrack no less.
    19. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by geekee · · Score: 1

      "Who was the DUMBASS from this school's administration that decided to sell 1000 laptops for less than 1/15th of what they could have fetched on eBay?

      Hell, even a rip-off joint like Computer Rennaisance would have given them about $200 a pop for those things."

      Why should he care? It's just taxpayer money.

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    20. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by Baricom · · Score: 1

      have to go to public auction

      Since you've collaborated, can you enlighten the rest of us as to why they weren't sold at auction? That seems like a ridiculously good plan to me.

    21. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Who is the DUMBASS who thinks 4 year old laptops are worth $750 a piece? Would you really pay that much for a 500 MHz G3 machine with a 12" 1,024x768 screen, 10GB HD, 64MB of RAM and a CD-ROM drive?

      Better machines than these, with accessories, are going on eBay for $300.

    22. Re:Reminds me of a WWWF moment. by log0n · · Score: 1

      By auction, they would have sold them in either 1 big lot or maybe a few smaller. I doubt there are too many orgs out there that would spend $$$ on a large collection of old old hardware. The best option to make any money was to 1-off them as they did.

      Henrico is tyte. They were the model for the system I used to work for - developing and operating an in-house and public-access cable/sat broadcast department.

  117. Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by purduephotog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, check out the group mentality of baggage pickup.

    Everyone stands a little ways off, but the MOMENT the belt turns on it turns into a shoving match where EVERYONE MUST BE NEXT TO THE BELT!

    Instead of standing 3 steps back, waiting till luggage that looks like yours comes by, walking up, checking it, leaving or pulling it...

    Now they get into shoving matches to yank the luggage free and knock their 'neighbors' (whom get pissed off) while trying to remove said dead weight.

    So yes, people act responsibly? Never. It's not possible. Any single person will act responsible, but the moment you remove the threat of punishment a free-for-all mentality of "I can get away with this, and tough shit" is born.

  118. Sell them by lottery by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    Give out lottery tickets, and let the winners purchase a laptop. Simple, right?

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  119. Missing Options by ksdd · · Score: 1
    • Kneecap Cowboy Neal
    • Breasts
  120. So basically by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    It was like any given white sale at Penny's.

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  121. A perfect third world country scene by unclocked · · Score: 1

    This is precisely what happens in a typical country, for e.g, at the time of release of new movies, you should see the crowd trying to get into the theater.

  122. iTypo by blueadept1 · · Score: 0

    The article should read:

    "What do you get when you combine 1000 iUsed iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 iPeople desperately wanting to buy them? You get an iStampede of course! Add into the iMix one iGuy who watches too much iWrestling and one iGal who re-lived her first Backstreet Boys iConcert by wetting herself and you'll being looking for iVideo of the whole thing. CNN has some extra iDetails as well." From the article: "iOfficials opened the iGates at 7 a.m., but some already had been waiting for hours in iLine. When the iGates opened, it became a terrifying mob iScene. iPeople threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little iGirl's iStroller was crushed in the iStampede. iWitnesses said an elderly iMan was thrown to the iPavement, and someone in an iCar tried to drive his way through the iCrowd."

  123. Re:minorities by krakelohm · · Score: 1

    Wow, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of racists that cruise this site. I also like how they are not strong enough to stand up for what they say, if thats what you really think, don't be a vag and post anonymously. Show your true colors... or lack there of.

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  124. iThink iWill bSick by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    Could they make any more bad iJokes in there?

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  125. She urinated??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never been so excited that I've urinated from a material object, but I did drop a deuce when I was 5 and got a Voltron.

  126. Where are the being given away... SS Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welfare checks have already been distributed, WTF? Look at the picture on CNN. Look for only $41.00 you get to live. EBAY

  127. I've been pricing ibooks lately by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    and a 4 year old broken ibook with a bad battery, bad screen, and no ac adapter goes for up to $55 on ebay. They got one hell of a deal.

  128. Re:minorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because of their rotten hip hop culture that glorifies violence, loitering, drug use, trespassing vandalism, and theft. It's a throw back from the shit that goes on in their home countries. Africa is one of the most fucked up and most impoverished continents of the world.

  129. Wow... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen this much action since the Cabbage Patch Doll craze in the early '80s when my mother duked it out with 40 other women at a Toy R Us store trying get one of these dolls for my neice before Christmas.

  130. next time - public auction by davidwr · · Score: 1

    They probably spent more money in holding the sale than they got in revenue.

    Next time, auction them off to the public, or restrict the auction to taxpayers/residents or better yet, low-income families.

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  131. In a related story..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seattle, 16 August 2005
    A rush to avoid Windows Vista turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over by people fleeing a public demonstration of Microsoft's "next generation" operating system. One woman went so far to wet herself rather than be forced to accept a DVD containing the beta release.

  132. Slashdot effect? by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    So THIS is what the Slashdot effect would look like in person eh? heh... wish I could have seen that!

  133. Video? by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

    Any video of the event at all that anyone has found?

  134. what the heck are you smoking? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "there are some areas of public life where market or commercial approaches haven't completely encroached"

    unless you are a farmer growing your own food, market and commercial approaches have completely encroached, to use your phrase

    read: even BEFORE the invention of money this behavior existed

    all that is required are two magic ingredients: little supply and lots of demand

    presto: this "disgusting American behavior"

    hell, i amend my initial comment: it's not even a human attribute, it's an attribute of all animals hard at work getting scarce resources

    ever see a feeding frenzy around a dead carcass on the dicsovery channel?

    how about animal behavior around a watering hole during a drought?

    how out of touch with reality can you possibly be?

    based on your words, am i to suppose that when ants go crazy over a dead bug carcass, they've been corrupted by american consumerism? ;-P

    please try to understand the reality you live in a little better!

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    1. Re:what the heck are you smoking? by dumeinst · · Score: 1

      There's an enormous difference between a 'feeding frenzy' and people running over each other and hitting one another with chairs to get a LAPTOP.

      One is about survival. The other is about greed.

      Perhaps you are the one who should try to understand reality a little better. The analogy you gave is almost the complete opposite to the situation described in this article.
      At least morally speaking.

  135. Looks like a race riot by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    Appears very much like "LA riots" from last decade....

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  136. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Nasarius · · Score: 1
    Everyone stands a little ways off, but the MOMENT the belt turns on it turns into a shoving match where EVERYONE MUST BE NEXT TO THE BELT!

    Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks these people are morons. If they weren't all huddled around the damn belt, maybe I could actually see my luggage. *sigh*

    Another good one that I encounter all the time: there's a crowd of people entering a building. It's a doorway with two doors. ONLY ONE DOOR IS BEING USED. Holy fuck. I am always, always the only one who thinks of opening the other door. Once the door has been opened, the sheep will usually follow and keep it open.

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  137. Now imagine a line for food... by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This gives you an idea of just how fine a line there is between civilization and complete anarchy. Imagine a fuel crisis much worse than the Carter era, where only a select few can have access to gas each week. Or food shortages. Or a mass bio-hazard.

    Better yet, the bird flu. A mass epidemic. Imagine the scene at hospitals. This is why crisis management and homeland security dollars are important - too bad they are being treated by politicians as just another thing to pork barrel. We spend money buying firefighters in Wyoming HazMat suits and trucks - but a nuke in NYC would be catch us completely un prepared.

    I always enjoy these little reminders of how close the American public is to hysteria.

    1. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely, in fact its said that in reality a 'dirty bomb' would be pretty harmless, but the biggest cause of danger would be the panic and anarchy it would create, hampering the clean-up operation - people become selfish at the slightest hint of opportunity or trouble if they think they can save themselves or get something for free. In some cases they are better off doing what they are told, but in those scary scenarios like a nuclear attack you're going to steal the nearest car and not take your foot off the pedal for 50 miles.

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    2. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by Kphrak · · Score: 1

      I always enjoy these little reminders of how close the American public is to hysteria.

      Actually, every public is close to hysteria. It's the way we're wired. We act much more calmly in a crisis when there's one of us; on the other hand, we look for cues in others when we're in groups without leadership, resulting in inaction or horrendously bad herd-mentality decisions. That's one reason why drums, flags, and trumpets were such an effective tool in warfare until the 20th century; there are few more powerful and flexible ways to control a large group of individuals while making them face what is likely to be one of the most frightening experiences of their lives.

      This is proven time and time again, in news reports about people attacked in New York in a crowd and onlookers just staring stupidly, in accounts by rioters who just got caught up in the swing of things, and during disasters when people see everyone else stampeding and run too. It's a psychological thing; which is why if you ever have a heart attack or are attacked and call for help, you should be as specific and as calm as possible: "You, over there in the red shirt! Yeah, you! I'm having a heart attack. I need you to call 911 immediately, please!" If you yell to a crowd, it is quite possible that everyone will just keep on going.

      In this case, there were thousands of people with no leadership (the police force was pitifully small). All it took was a few people running, and they were instantly the leaders; everyone else immediately followed suit without even thinking. It's a classic example of mass psychology, and could have been easily avoided if the county government hadn't been making some idiotic decisions of their own.

      Disclaimer: IANAP (I am not a psychologist), but I do read their books. :)

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    3. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Good God, man, that's fuckin' pathetic. Can you get off your whinging tear-jerker Bush-is-Evil performance even once in a while? For Christ's sake, man, it's a bunch of Apple retards, what has it got to do with the Decline and Fall of America (coming any time now)?

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    4. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by e40 · · Score: 1

      You and the grandparent are using the word "anarchy" wrong (which means "absence of any form of political authority; political disorder and confusion."). The word you are looking for is "chaos", which is what happens when all hell breaks loose, and that would be the best description of what happened.

    5. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      I always enjoy these little reminders of how close the American public is to hysteria.


      I think you misspelled humanity.
    6. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you want to recreate it, simply yell "There's a BOMB!" in the croweded movie theatre this friday night.

      Humans are NOT civilized. not my the longest stretch of the imagination.

      not just american bub... the British, Spanish and French all are good at this crap...

      go to a fricking rugby or Futball match in Europe and see how "civilized" the europeans are.

    7. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Good God, man, that's fuckin' pathetic. Can you get off your whinging tear-jerker Bush-is-Evil performance even once in a while? For Christ's sake, man, it's a bunch of Apple retards, what has it got to do with the Decline and Fall of America (coming any time now)?

      Where, in the original post, do you find the words 'Bush' or 'Evil' or 'the Decline of America'?

      What's fucking pathetic is that you just somehow inserted them into what you read. They just fell out of your tiny little mind and now here you are, all alone, with your flaming spooge of a post, screaming at an empty brick wall like the crazy 'winger fuckhead that you are.

      Do us all a favour and take your meds before you write something so obviously stupid, for thousands of people to read.

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    8. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Bravo, good show mate. Speaking of simple minds, I don't see why your "reality-based community" needs to find verbatim words for me to refer to what he's saying, when it's pretty clear what he intended. Uh oh, you never used the exact phrase reality-based community in your post, so I guess I must just be a Repuglitarian or whatever other dumb word you just made up.

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    9. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      ...when it's pretty clear what he intended.

      It's comments like that which keep the ACLU and EFF hard at work. Stifle that free speech, it's intended to harm Bush! Cindy Sheehan should be jailed, she means to harm the morale of the troops! She's a traitor!

      Take your ignorant "with us or against us" mentality and go peddle flyers for Katherine Harris or something. Your time is better spent trying to scare senior citizens into thinking Social Security needs reform, not being ignorant on Slashdot.

    10. Re:Now imagine a line for food... by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Wow, you got pretty much the whole platform into your comment.

      By the way, that's something worth thinking about. If you want your guys to win elections and stuff, maybe you should work on a platform that's not just an angry rant about how everything that a conservative ever does is evil.

      Anyway, as for the subject matter of this exchange, I don't see why you're so critical of my line "when it's pretty clear what he intended." I mean, do you not hate Bush, and blindly stand up for whatever idiotic thing all the other like-minded folk are saying? You're fantasizing about food shortages and oil crises, when America is flourishing and there's no reason whatsoever to suggest imminent societal collapse (unless, if the neo-cons are up to something...).

      And no, homeland security is not about bird flu, it's about killing or arresting the losers who want to blow America up.

      I don't have an ignorant "with us or against us" mentality, I'm just poking fun at the fucked up obsession prevalent among a subset of the world's idiots that Rabbi Bush and his cabal of sinister Zionist neo-cons are leading America down a path of ruin. Do you have any objection to that?

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  138. If they pay a fair price they are'nt leaches by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    They are putting cash into the Henrico schools.

    Cash the schools don't have because they gave the laptops away for $50. They could have at least given them to the good students as a perc for grades. As it is now it's just a benefit for those without jobs (so they could spend the day).

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    1. Re:If they pay a fair price they are'nt leaches by badasscat · · Score: 1

      As it is now it's just a benefit for those without jobs (so they could spend the day).

      I don't know what job you work at, but here in the modern world we have a little thing called "personal days". It means you get to take a certain number of days off for any reason (you don't even have to tell your boss why!), and at most jobs you even still get paid for it.

      Do you think it's fair that taxpayers - who already paid for these laptops with their taxes - should have to pay fair market value for them again? They'd be buying a laptop new and then buying it again used. That seems right to you? The $50 each sounds to me more like they're trying to just pay for their administrative costs in dealing with the sale - wiping and re-imaging the hard drives, testing, cleaning, transporting 1,000 of these things (including renting a truck and any movers), etc.

      btw, even if "90%" of this county is on welfare (which I doubt), let's not forget that welfare recipients still pay taxes. They pay sales taxes, property taxes (directly or indirectly), they may even have to pay income taxes. They helped buy these laptops in the first place too, so I don't see any reason to exclude them from having a shot at getting a used one.

      The county could have done something better than this, though. Put together a sign-up with a lottery in advance, for example, and then only told the 1,000 "winners" to show up, with some form of valid photo ID required for verification. It seems rather stupid to allow this sort of free-for-all in this day and age.

  139. Good thing they weren't iPods by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    people would have been dancing over each other and freezing in those ridiculous poses, with an even higher body count.

    .

    mind you, i have a flash memory 512MB MP3 player, which is way smaller, so you'd never catch me in that line, i'm too busy downloading free local music from bands i like.

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  140. He should date Ellen Fleiss! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "So, I was like, waiting in line at the Henrico County iBook sale, and there were lika a lot of people there who wanted $50 iBooks. And people started pushing and shoving, and I was like "hey, don't be pushing in front of me beeeeeotch! ", but she just wouldn't listen. So I raised my aluminum folding chair over my shoulder and BAM! , smacked that bitch up good. But then the police came and told us the iBooks were all gone.


    ... I bet it would've been a pretty sweet $50 iBook, though.

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    1. Re:He should date Ellen Fleiss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ellen only dates Whites.

  141. Why didn't they EBay them? by kt0157 · · Score: 1

    Then the price would be set by demand and the tax payers would have got fair value. Sheesh, you'd think that after 250 years of capitalism in the Land of the Free that people would have "got it" by now?

    K.

  142. doesn't that sound racist to you? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the chinese care about country and state

    the brazilians care about family and friends

    the americans care about money

    is that what you are honestly telling me?

    doesn't that sound a tad racist to you?

    but i don't even have to pursue that line of thought to prove you wrong: currently, china is engaging in ultracapitalistic behavior that is exposing gaps between the rich and poor there that would make the richest robber baron of the guilded ages in victorian times in the usa blush, and brazil is currently shedding every socialist pretense it ever had and rushing headlong into capitalism

    is it your position that china and brazil are doing this because america has corrupted them?

    if you do say this, you realize in what utter contempt you are holding chinese and brazilian initiative, don't you?

    but,e ven putting that aside, let me ask you a question: have you ever seen the behavior of animals around the watering hole during a drought on the discovery channel?

    let me guide you: scarce resource+high demand=ugly behavior

    so i amend my initial comment: it's not a human attribute, it's an attribute of all animal behavior in fact

    to say that this behavior is somehow american is simply laughably out of touch with the reality of the world you live in

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    1. Re:doesn't that sound racist to you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it depends on how you define racist, personally I'd quit trying to play that card becasue it doen't rub; we're a capitalist country out to make ourselves #1 and we all know it. Deal with it.

      Pointing out obvious cultural differences between countries is certainly not racist, but ignoring those differences is. And remember, culture is different from race.

      And I certainly didn't say that Capitalism was just an American trait, just that the US, along with numerous other countries in the world are driven by their economies.

      I don't recall saying that capitalism can't exist hand in hand with other values.

      I don't remember mentioning that the US has corrupted Brazil and China, is that your opinion or fact?

      I also don't buy the animal behaviour line - an iBook isn't a scarce resource, neither is it a life or death resource. If you want one, you can buy one in your nearest Apple Store.

      As far as how this behaviour is simply American, I said it was capitalist behaviour - getting something for less, or in other words profitting. It's a cheap shot; a bargain, something for nothing - that's exactly what drives capitalism; getting more for less. Ergo sir, you are out of touch, not me.

  143. Remember the poop phone? by Marc2k · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Are you kidding me? I can't find a link to the article, but a year or so ago in Africa somewhere, a woman accidentally dropped her cell phone into a public outhouse. She offered a reward for its retrieval (which came out to something like US$14), and three people died down there from inhaling noxious fumes trying to get it out. Petty greed is part of the human character, dogg.

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  144. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's always a small group of folks who stand back and let the herd struggle with one another over baggage. We lean against the wall, amuse ourselves over the antics of our fellow human beings, and then go pick up our bags after the crowd thins out. Which takes what? All of five or ten minutes? In exchange for the free amusement?

    Max

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  145. It makes sense by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    We do similar things with our surplus property. Not the riot part, but selling it for really cheap. The thing is that it can actually end up costing you more to keep things around and to try and get rid of it slowly for as much as you can get. We aren't in the retail business.

    Well, if you want to get the stuff out quick, dropping the price is a sure way to do it. The price wasn't really that outta line, espically since some systems were likely damaged, maybe even inoperable. The problem was that people percieved it as being an amazing deal. I mean it was a deceant one, cheaper than what you'd pay on eBay, but not all that stellar. The systems are not that modern and don't go for all that much.

    The event should have been handled better, but I don't fault the district for going with low prices. Presumably what they wanted was to get rid of all of them as quick as possible.

  146. Decreasing GPA by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Let the kids have them for $50 if you must. But give them the chance to buy in order of decreasing GPA.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  147. No Ebay in VA? by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sheesh, what were they thinking?

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  148. Wrong way around... by argent · · Score: 1

    Unless you're trying to imply that human beings are incapable of acting like the most intelligent creature on the planet as some say we are.

    You have it the wrong way around.

    Human beings are capable of acting like the most intelligent creature on the planet.

    The intelligent thing to do was to stay the hell away from this mess. So who does that leave?

  149. This is why Apple won't sell at Dell prices by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    It would be a threat to National Security.

  150. Reporting from Henrico.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 3, Informative

    My Good Lord, I almost relived "War of the Worlds" where people start killing each other for a spot on a Van.

    I got there around 5:45 and the crowd was already over a 1000, snaking along the road for half a mile. It got worse as it got near to 7:00 when the gates were supposed to open. There were hardly 4 law enforcement officers near the gate and even they were hardly prepared for the onslaught at 7:00. More over, even after having over a month to prepare, there was hardly any planning. They could have let people in to the Raceway which had a huge parking lot and used barricades to create a maze like queue. I am positive people would have respected that, but they made people wait in unmanaged queues outside the gate. They could have opened just one gate, and let people trickle in. Instead they opened two gates, one wide enough for cars waiting outside to enter (which they did plus hundreds waiting to pounce) plus they flung open the gates where people were waiting and you bear witness to what ensued by looking at the slideshows on Times dispatch. People ran like as if a pack of hellhounds were at their heels and in less than 30 seconds a "queue" (if you can call it that) formed outside the entrance to the facility which was more like 10 queues side by side.

    People were fainting all around us, fire department did what they could. Swat team in riot gear assembled towards the back of the facility, willing to step in to do what they can if things get more worse. There were still less than 10 law enforcement officers in regular attire trying to manage the crowd. People were unruly, cussing and dropping like flies around us as the heat picked up.

    Towards 9:30, authorities realized they need a plan and put together some barricades and started channeling people inside the facility. It was another 3 hours before I got in and got my hands on one. I am sure Steve jobs will be licking his lips in anticipation of 1000 odd users foraging through his stores..

    Anyway, this was an event that went to hell in a handbasket in 10 seconds straight. Due to bad planning or lack of it, something that could have been organized to the point where the whole thing should have lasted a couple of hours, it turned out in to a free for all, where people, regardless of their social status put a lid on their conscience and returned to more basic instincts.

    1. Re:Reporting from Henrico.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much of the trouble was caused by the Blacks?

    2. Re:Reporting from Henrico.. by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      It was another 3 hours before I got in and got my hands on one.

      So how is it? There have been dire predictions that students will have beat the crap out of them, and they'll all have cracked screens and flaky hard drives....

    3. Re:Reporting from Henrico.. by bani · · Score: 1

      I am sure Steve jobs will be licking his lips in anticipation of 1000 odd users foraging through his stores.

      Really? These are G3/300 ibooks. They won't be running anything even close to current software. I don't think they can even run OSX without major upgrades.

    4. Re:Reporting from Henrico.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: all of them!

  151. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by pizpot · · Score: 1

    in Toronto/Montreal/Winnipeg/Vancouver, they all just stand around keeping away from other people. When the belts move, everyone stays still. Sometimes, people say "excuse me" and someone will move over and let them. There are no armed guards, and no one tries to steal your bag. When we drive, we signal first, then you are let in to the lane, and then you wave. I tried driving in Detroit. You had to be sneaky to change lanes. Signalling was only to indicate to the others to block you from changing lanes. LOL

  152. Re:Christian Values... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My other laptop just went BEEP BEEP BEEP and then it ate all my homework, so I was, like, lining up for a new iBook and then it just went BAM and I was like, ow. Uh ... where am I?"

  153. Good for him. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Can't let the shitheads get away with it.

    Try to cut. Get your head bashed in. Fair enough.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Good for him. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would be equally "fair" to be charged with assault for said head-bashing, and possibly even attempted murder charges. Someone cutting into line at a major event wouldn't be a good enough excuse to get off with any judge that had even an iota of sense.

  154. Re:blame the media blamers by tomcode · · Score: 1

    I blame the media blamers.

    (Dale Gribble)

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  155. WTF??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do they all look Pakistani in the picture?

    Is this really Virginia? It looks like a terrorist convention!

    1. Re:WTF??? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Are you confusing African-Americans with Pakistanis?

  156. Re:minorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So speaking one's mind about *obvious* cultural trends makes one a racist? And you wonder why somebody wouldn't want to post under their account...

    This sort of thing happens entirely too often within black communities and only perpetuates the (deserved) stereotypes. I guess saying this makes me a racist. Oh well, welcome to PC central.

  157. are you sure... by trb · · Score: 1
    A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede.

    Are you sure you're not thinking of the Odessa Steps scene from the Battleship Potemkin?

  158. Video? by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    "Add into the mix one guy who watches too much wrestling and one gal who re-lived her first Backstreet Boys concert by wetting herself and you'll being looking for video of the whole thing"

    Found it!

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    This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
  159. Re:I was there! (so were 1 billion other people!) by gosand · · Score: 1
    It was chaos. The first people who started running, I don't know what they were thinking, but after that, you HAD to run. There is just something about 12,000 people running at you from behind that kind of makes you run away.

    Funny. Posted story said 1,000 people (which didn't make sense because there were 1,000 laptops, and there wouldn't be a riot), then someone else posted that there were 3,000 people. Now you say 12,000 people. I wonder how long before we hear about the "million moron imarch". And they were new Mac G7s with 30" displays, and they were $1. And Bill Gates was autographing them "Sorry my products aren't this good -Bill"

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  160. The Facts by TRRosen · · Score: 1
    G3 500 dual USB CD with airport card and charger....present Ebay value around $300 (note the airport card itself will bring $70 easy),and $499 retail (smalldog.com)

    that equates to $250,000 squandered today by the school district. This is without figuring the cost of the sale itself (and any lawsuits).

    Why is it that the institutions of education attract such dumb people for there boards???

  161. What do you get? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately wanting to buy them?

    You get a 1:1 relationship and everybody leaves happy.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  162. 1 Apple, 2 Apple... by djktno · · Score: 1

    It was routine to have a 5 Apple count before rushing the QB in touch football after the snap. Maybe these people should have taken a page from that book when those gates opened.

    Just happens that the count is also fitting here.

  163. iKEA by plusser · · Score: 1

    Something similar happened earlier this year, a riot occurred when a new Ikea store was opened on 10th February. The store, in Edmonton, London, which offered store opening bargins, had to be closed under Police advice after 6000 people turned up to buy such bargins as a leather sofa for £45 ($81), when the store only expected 2000 people at the opening.

    Amusing though: iKea? they do sell office furniture!

  164. You misunderstand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are the people that need the education and elevated level of sophistication a purchase of an Apple product provides. The lucky thousand were elevated beyond thier realm of morlocks and now dine with the other gods among men running OS X.

  165. Economic Problem by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
    Probably they decided to sell the laptops for so low a price because the taxpayers had already subsidized their original purchase. For them, there wasn't much in the way of a lowest price they were willing to sell for, so there wasn't really an equilibrium price where their willingness to sell just met the buyers' willingness to pay. However, pricing things at an equilibrium price does not merely act to maximize the mutual benefit of buyer and seller, but it also acts as a means of allocating the product to those most willing and able (in a purely economic sense) to buy it. Obviously there are cases where giving something to the person willing to pay the most doesn't seem fair, but giving it to whomever happens to show up first doesn't necessarily seem so fair either. And what's more, it leads to nonsense like this.

    They either should have charged more, or had some sort of raffle.

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    1. Re:Economic Problem by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "They either should have charged more, or had some sort of raffle."

      These were computers that were used by elementary school students. They were basically *confiscated* from the students. Instead of going through this mayhem, they could have simply let the students keep them. I'll bet they wasted more than $50,000 end-of-lifing the program.

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  166. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by jdludlow · · Score: 1

    I tried driving in Detroit. You had to be sneaky to change lanes. Signalling was only to indicate to the others to block you from changing lanes.

    You spelled "Minneapolis" wrong.

  167. Clueless Windows PHB? by theolein · · Score: 1

    "It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer -- and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County.

    If I had a choice between a 4 year old iBook and a four year HP Bompaq, I would definitely take the ibook. A 500MHz iBook runs OSX10.3 oe 10.4 very nicely, and a hell of a lot better than a 4 year old laptop runs XP, and with an iBook, you have at least a good idea of the quality.

    Apart from which you could have sold them for $100 and the people would still have come.

  168. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by stinkykitten · · Score: 0

    I know what you're saying about the door thing but I also find that about 50% of the time the unused door is locked.

    One of these days I am going to call the Fire Marshal and try to get them fined.

  169. Obligatory Chris Rock quote: by theblueprint · · Score: 1

    "Ain't no one above an ass kicking...You can find a reason to push an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don't do it."

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  170. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by pete6677 · · Score: 1

    The more people that are in the group, the lower the collective intelligence of a group. After a major sporting event, people riot and break shit. How many times do you see just a group of 4 guys doing this? Hardly ever. The larger the group, the more stupid shit goes on.

  171. We used to make fun of the Soviets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People threw themselves forward, screaming and pushing each other. A little girl's stroller was crushed in the stampede. Witnesses said an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and someone in a car tried to drive his way through the crowd.

    We used to make fun of the Soviets for standing in line for toilet paper. At least they were calm about it.

  172. Apple Retail Stores by nikremt · · Score: 1

    Do you think this would happen at the apple retail stores if the prices would be lowered? Should apple marketing re-think and re-model the optimum revenue generated (as a function of volume and pricing) system?

  173. Re:Wonder if this'll make the county rethink switc by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    After seeing how popular the ibooks are, I wonder if they'll rethink the change to PCs?

    They weren't popular because they were iBooks, they were popular because they were $50 laptops. Any stack of laptops going for $50 each would have resulted in the same foolishness.

    And I'll bet at least half the 'lucky' ones are pissed when they get it home and find that standard Windows stuff doesn't work.

  174. Used and abused by ChocoladeHeathshield · · Score: 1

    I'd already read about this before it happened, and the county was worried about out-of-state people grabbing them at the expense of locals. Anyway, the school system officials had stated that these laptops were the ones they couldn't use anymore and not in the best condition.

    I love CNN's reporting: "More than 1,000 people turned out at the Richmond International Raceway in hopes of getting their hands on one of the 4-year-old Apple iBooks, which retail for between $999 and $1,299." Uh, no, 4-year old heavily used iBooks do not cost that. I know what the reporter was intending, but that's just sloppy.

  175. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Celvin · · Score: 1

    This is true. The exact formula is:

    Total_IQ = (IQ of group-member with lowest IQ)/(# of people in the group)

    Or so it seems...

    -C

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  176. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This behavior is motivated not just by people being eager to get there luggage as quickly as possible, but more importantly, a desire to monitor other passengers to make sure they don't grab their luggage in error--or on purpose.

    Of course if everybody stood back to allow a clear view, this would be a lot simpler to do with a wider visual angle. Of course, if just one person steps forward, everybody (who plays this game) has to step forward as well. It's a prisoner's dilemma type scenario.

  177. Man by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    Haven't they ever heard of Dutch Auctions?

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    1. Re:Man by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      I recently found out the origins of dutch auctions. http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Auction& oldid=20961965#Types_of_auctions

      Traditionally in a dutch auction, the price starts very high and is lowered by increments. The first person to bid wins at the last annonced price. Often, the auctioneer is a mechanical device that simply ticks down.

  178. Virginia is a commonwealth by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you want to get technical, Virginia doesn't call itself a state -- it's a commonwealth. The US has three other commonwealths - Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Kentucky.

    1. Re:Virginia is a commonwealth by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      As far as the Consitution is concerned, they were brought into the Union as a state. What they call themselves and how they organize themselves internally is irrelevant.

    2. Re:Virginia is a commonwealth by Peyna · · Score: 1

      You'll notice that almost everywhere in U.S. law where it refers to a "State" it will qualify that by saying "also includes commonwealths, territories, etc."

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    3. Re:Virginia is a commonwealth by GCP · · Score: 1

      If you want to get technical, Virginia doesn't call itself a state ...and if you want to get legal, the federal government DOES call it a state.

      And so does Virginia itself. The "state government" of Virginia calls itself a "state" at least as often as it calls itself a commonwealth. They refer officially to their "state senators". There are no "commonwealth taxes" in Virginia, for example, only "state taxes". State government agencies use the term "state" in their names, and so on.

      The fact that it doesn't use "state" in its name is irrelevant. At the time it became an "independent state", France was also an independent state, and it was not called the "State of France".

      The fact that this confuses some people now is because so many people mistakenly think that "state" is the American term for "province". The intent of the founders was always that these be a federation of independent states so that, for example, if California declared marijuana legal for medical purposes, other states would have no say in the matter.

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    4. Re:Virginia is a commonwealth by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Some of the founders thought that America should be a ocnferderation of states (Jefferson was a vocal proponent of this system). Madison and Hamilton in particular envisioned a federal government more similar to the one we have had for the past 200 years (perhaps a bit weaker than the Civil War Union and post New Deal federal systems, but not far from either.

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    5. Re:Virginia is a commonwealth by anagama · · Score: 1

      The fact that this confuses some people now is because so many people mistakenly think that "state" is the American term for "province". The intent of the founders was always that these be a federation of independent states

      A very astute point. In the paralance of international law, "state" is interchangeable with "nation" or "country". It is also the case that US states have become less and less independent over time though, which has had a subtle effect on us. The US states have lost so much power that it is somewhat natural for Americans to be confused over the real meaning of statehood. We Americans live in a world where "states" are so much less than nations, and so much more like provinces or even counties, that it is hardly surprising to find that people need to be educated on what statehood really means.

      Obviously there are good and bad aspects to this -- while CA may run afoul of the feds on medical marijuana, one hopes other states are kept in check in terms of their ultra-conservative tendancies. Or it means every state goes to hell at once, linked arm in arm.
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  179. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by guyjr · · Score: 1

    Mmm hmm... I'm with you there. And to those who think this behavior is rampant around the world, obviously haven't been to a civilized country like Japan yet. (Yes, they apparently _have_ learned some hard lessons from WWII).

  180. He talked too much. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    He was right and good up untill he gave his name and story to the reporter.

    Then he screwed himself.

    The people cutting were stealing from those behind them. They got what they deserved.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:He talked too much. by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Doing the wrong thing for the right reason doesn't make the act any less wrong.

      I don't condone those people cutting in line, but I have even less tolerance for people who figure that the law somehow shouldn't apply to them just because they are the victims themselves of some other injustice that others are getting away with.

      The argument that the people cutting in line were stealing from those behind them isn't an entirely invalid one, and may arguably be grounds for charges of theft to be filed, which would have been a far more civilized reaction.

    2. Re:He talked too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      bleeding heart liberals....

    3. Re:He talked too much. by mark-t · · Score: 1
      I want to see theft charges filed for cutting in line.
      Hey, why not...? Get a good enough lawyer, and who knows?

      The assholes deserved a good beating, they could have avoided it by playing fair
      By whose standard did they deserve a good beating?

      Certainly they deserved being removed from their "stolen" place in line, but not necessarily beaten.

      Believing that physical violence in any way is an appropriate solution to this sort of situation is to be deluded into falling for the "might makes right" perspective, which unfortunately is not particularly sustainable to a rational viewpoint.

    4. Re:He talked too much. by typical · · Score: 1

      which unfortunately is not particularly sustainable to a rational viewpoint.

      It might not be optimal, but why would it not be sustainable?

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  181. Re:minorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. Nations with 1/3 of the population dying of AIDS, rampant crime, warlords murdering thousands upon thousands. Hell, the Somalis fought Americans for trying to clean up thier shithole by getting rid of tyrrants that were starving people. South Africa has gone to hell in a handbasket since Mandela was freed. Those colonies should have remained under the control of britain and france. Blacks just can't run nations.

  182. Proving what I've always suspected by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    This proves my hypothesis:
    Mac users are completely and totally insane.

    Joking aside though, if a sale like this were happening in my area, I would have been there too.

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    // Slashbots off the starboard bow!
  183. the analogy is dead on by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    severe demand+short supply=ugly behavior

    true across all humanity and even the animal kingdom

    to illustrate the absurdity of your position, are you telling me the same scene wouldn't happen in brazil or india or china?

    and if it did, would you insist it was because the people there got corrupted by american capitalism?

    gee, that's funny, why haven't they been corrupted by medieval venetian capitalism? or ancient sumerian bazaar mobbing?

    methinks you simply don't understand that this behavior is extremely close to intrinsic human behavior, even animal behavior

    no modern buzzwords apply: you're simply out of touch with the reality of human behavior

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    1. Re:the analogy is dead on by dumeinst · · Score: 1

      Again, your analogy is tenuous at best. While it is that supply and demand are closely tied together, the need for food and water is very real. On the other hand the need for a $50 laptop is manufactured.
      I wholeheartedly agree with you that peope in Brazil or China would react the same way given the same circumstances. ie: the pervasion of the idea that stuff=well-being

  184. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by angle_slam · · Score: 1
    Another good one that I encounter all the time: there's a crowd of people entering a building. It's a doorway with two doors. ONLY ONE DOOR IS BEING USED. Holy fuck. I am always, always the only one who thinks of opening the other door. Once the door has been opened, the sheep will usually follow and keep it open.

    This happens all the time. And it's not that the other door is locked. And I never understood it. Even among people you would think would be smart enough not to do this--at my graduation ceremony, everyone was crowded behind one door. Three other doors, no one even attempted to open the other doors.

  185. I'd step on you to see the who! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Much more poetic.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  186. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    You spelled "Minneapolis" wrong.

    You spelled "Dallas" wrong.

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  187. The Obvious Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is for someone to walk down the line BEFORE the gates open, handing out numbers (like at a deli counter), and sending everyone else home. This pre-empts the excitement of "gate opening", and everyone left isn't worried because they know they are in already.

    This system has been in common usage wherever there are more people than can be helped at once.

  188. One black suitcase looks pretty much like another by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

    I've seen plenty of people take a case, start to leave, then realise it's not theirs. My luggage stands out, so I don't have to worry, but if I had a generic black case I'd be up close looking for it.

  189. Just looked it up... by temojen · · Score: 1

    It seems he could go to jail for ten years if convicted, or a cop could just walk up and throw him in the slammer for 18 months without a trial, if he did this in Canada.

  190. IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was enough niggers there to make a tarzan movie. -Fred Sanford

  191. Crack is a want not a need. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    If you are a wage slave it is because of your choices.

    If you are going into debt keeping a roof over your head it is too nice a roof. (exception: you are a student) Poverty level here is living like a king in subsaharan africa.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  192. *sigh* Must I feed the troll? by modi123 · · Score: 0
    Much against my personal policy of letting trolls feed themselves, I have to respond to this comment. Yes Africa does have quite a few problems, but that wouldn't have occurred if the system of government (read: apartheid style) was such a success in segregation. The system was designed, and aggressively engaged in, for the dehumanization of the people there. When the ruling groups left - they left a power vacuum of great magnitude and a broken down system.

    Now, don't try yelling "shifting the blame" or "revisionist history", because all I am doing is providing the proper cause of their problems instead of generalizing after the fact.

    Now that I am done with my corrections, I am going to go wander and register .xxx domain names! Ha!

  193. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bet that look of amusement drops from your face pretty damn fast when you realize someone else has walked off with your bags...

  194. WWJD by Y2 · · Score: 1
    What would Jesús do for an iBook?

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  195. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Three other doors, no one even attempted to open the other doors.

    Then, when you go to open one of the other doors, some twit who is so scared of actually TOUCHING a door is walking into the path of the other door so s/he doesn't have to push the door s/he is using all the way open.

    I don't care anymore. If you're going to walk or stand in the swing-path of a door, you're going to get hit by it. Pay attention to your surroundings.

  196. Price may have actually been high by borkus · · Score: 1

    As this article in the local paper points out -

    http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pag ename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&c id=1031784321130

    The systems were all four years old and had been used by high school students - no not just the computer class/AP calculus geeks, but everyone - the freaks, the jocks, etc. Graduating seniors had the option to take their iBooks with them. The fact that these models were no longer wanted by their prior owners should suggest that they were in far from new condition.

    1. Re:Price may have actually been high by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Well I know the condition of the shit we send to surplus, it's not good. You'll never get a computer with a harddrive in it, we remove them for destruction to prevent any confidential information from leaking. Plenty of stuff is broken, either partially or completely.

      Like we surplused a bunch of old 3com switches we'd had for way too long. They just wanted them out the door so they were to be sold by the pallet via auction with a very low starting bid. People might wonder why, I mean a managed 3com switch went for a deceant amount of cash on eBay at the time. Well, thing was, a large number of them were broken. Some completely, some had bad ports, some had intermittent errors, and who knows what was what. It was not worth our time to test and document all these and try to sell them, we needed them out of the damn warehouse.

      I'm betting similar deal here. I'm sure a couple of these laptops were in near pristine condition but most were probably heavily worn, with some kinds of problems. Some may not have worked at all.

      So that in mind, $50 sounds reasonable but not really that great.

    2. Re:Price may have actually been high by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      As guru Don Lancaster says: "Never be underbid"

      About 1-3% of replacement cost for an item is about the right ballpark for surplus.

      Some other amusing, but valuable advice on buing surplus: "use caution with any APPROXIMATE QUANTITY: ONE. Or if the word RESIDUE appears."

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  197. Are you serious? by elucido · · Score: 1

    People on welfare pay taxes. It's called sales tax, and everyone pays. People on welfare also work, but because their work is less valueable to you, it does not make them enough money to pay taxes.

    Now, you can call them lazy, but compared to Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, you are lazy and your job is worthless.

    I think giving out laptops is good, I think they picked a stupid way to give them out. People should take a free computer education course and recieve the laptop at the end. It's pointless to just give away laptops when you don't teach people how to use it to find a way out of poverty.

  198. so let me get this straight by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the people mobbed to get the laptops just because they like to collect stuff?

    are you kidding me?

    go down there and ask every single person why they wanted the laptop: do their homework, write a screenplay, pay their bills online, play computer games, surf the web, read their email, etc.

    what are those desires?

    are those capitalist desires?

    are those american desires?

    i'd like to see you characterize those desires and motivations as such, and not therefore label yourself as what you seem to dislike

    so they are running down there to grab a laptop so they can go home and add to their pile of useless stuff

    is that your position?

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    1. Re:so let me get this straight by dumeinst · · Score: 1

      precisely

  199. Re:Christian Values... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1, Troll

    Oh, come on. Lighten up a bit. I was poking at how fast our civilised nation drops any pretense of civility and good behavior at the mere mention of a killer sale.

    Besides, it's not a "he" we're talking about, but a "they"; a few hundred "thems". And I'm willing to bit a fairly large chunk of my money that a very high percentage of those people call themselves "Christians" (after all, approximately 77% of Americans {myself included} do). That is, they probably do when they're not engaged in riotous, and, apparently for that last fellow in the CNN article, "righteous", violence in the name of capitalistic opportunity.

    Ah Mammon, we know ye too well . . .

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  200. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

    Definitely one of my pet peeves too. Last time I was at the airport, I was the first person to the conveyor. I parked myself a few feet downstream of the chute, then stood 6 or 8 ft back. Before the crowd even got thick, someone parked their ass right in front of me. Probably the same person that drives/follows people walking to their car in a parking lot, then hold everyone up while they wait for the person to get into their car and leave instead of just grabbing the empty spot 5 cars down.

  201. Just don't understand by doombob · · Score: 1

    Why people think things like this are the only deals in town will never cease to amaze me. If some people would only look around in their own cities/states they could find some great deals. I found a local leasing company and got a PIII 1GHz Dell Latitude C610 for $300 (included port replicator!). He had PIII 500MHz Latitude LS's (small form factor) for as little as $100. These had all the CDs and original cases and legitimate licenses. Plus nobody was running me over!

  202. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You spelled "Dallas" wrong.

    You spelled "Penis" wrong.

  203. The proper way by elucido · · Score: 1

    Is to give it to people in an organized way. This means offer classes, teach the people who show up, and at the end of the course, give away the free laptops.

    The stupid way is to just give it away to random people. Laptops in the right hands are more valueable than school. A lot of the best programmers are drop outs. Using the internet anyone can educate themselves to become anything they want, this includes getting a degree, this includes becoming a computer scientist.

    The idea is good, they just handled it in a stupid way. Yes its good to give people access to technology, but its also just as important to give it to the people who actually want to to learn and use the technology.

    Good idea, bad way of handling it. It's definately not a waste of tax payer dollars, when more people are educated and employed, less people are on welfare, DUH! More tax dollars are generated, DUH!

    Long term its a good strategy, and if we put internet cafes in every ghetto and in every trailer park, we could have trained millions of programmers to help write Linux or start new software companies of their own.

    I think the USA likes to have poverty, welfare, etc. We like having ghettos and trailer parks becaue its a way for the average joe to have a sense of self esteem. If someone is always below you, you feel better about yourself.

    This is why we have a third world, a ghetto, and welare, trailer parks, and outsourcing.

    So instead of giving away laptops, build some internet cafes, actually train people, and give the laptops to people who actually go through the training program.

  204. You spelled "Utah" wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  205. Re:minorities by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 1

    There's a reason that the word Coward follows the word Anonymous.

    You obviously feel your statements are true enough so why not stand behind them?

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  206. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like throwing 150,000 dollars cash into the middle of a busy street!!... ($200-$50)*$1000=$150,000
    Actually it's 150,000$ (power by 2) if we follow your calculations :)

    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or like Trigun at $$150,000 :P

  207. Re:Christian Values... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

    > Ah Mammon, we know ye too well . . .

    What does Al Jolsen have to do with this?

  208. Remember this name: Paul Proto by error406 · · Score: 1

    "It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer -- and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County.

    This man is talking about 4 year old and still very sought after iBooks sold for about 10-15% of their current market value.... how clueless can you get.

    Been trying to get my hands on some second hand G3 iBooks as they make ideal portable linux machines for a project, and not only do they go for prices of around 500 euro/$$$, they are pretty hard to get in the first place because people won't part with them. Less-than-desirable my ass.

  209. This is America, after all... by Illix · · Score: 1

    ...How long before someone sues Apple for making them want a laptop so much?

  210. Looks like a bunch of iDiots... by fitten · · Score: 1

    to me.

  211. Re:I was there! (so were 1 billion other people!) by The+Grey+Clone · · Score: 1

    There were way more than one thousand people, and if you don't believe I was there, how exactly did I take those pictures? Either way, I had seen a report saying estimates of 12,000 but I can no longer find it, now I'm seeing numbers more in the 5,500 range. I think after the first thousand people running behind you, it kind of stops mattering how many people there are. Heard a report about one person hitting others with folding chairs to stop them from passing him.

  212. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Yaztromo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in Toronto/Montreal/Winnipeg/Vancouver, they all just stand around keeping away from other people. When the belts move, everyone stays still. Sometimes, people say "excuse me" and someone will move over and let them. There are no armed guards, and no one tries to steal your bag.

    I wanted to amplify this. I just flew from Vancouver to Toronto this past Friday, and while it took a while to get my luggage due to the plane landing at the IFT (Infield Terminal), it did give me a chance to stand around and watch the human animal.

    I have to say, watching these people at Canada's biggest and busiest airport, I felt pretty good about ourselves as a people. There was no pushing or shoving. Everyone did indeed stand two or three paces back waiting for their bags to show up. The only "event" was mostly a non-event: a petite woman who flew in from China with a suitcase that probably weighed as much as she did asked me if I could help her get her bag off the carousel (for which I had to say "excuse me" to a few people so I could manhandle it off).

    If I can generalize for a moment, in all of my travels the vast majority of people I see behaving badly in airports are Americans. Earlier this decade I was travelling back to Toronto from Schiphol Airport (in Amsterdam, The Netherlands). I had been warned by airport staff well in advance of my flight that it is a good idea to get into the line to get your passport stamped at least a hour before boarding time, so I did (actually, it was probably closer to two hours in advance -- I got there early, and was trying to enjoy a leisurely day).

    By the time I made it to the half-way point in line after about 30 minutes, a man and woman sudddenly forced themselves into line in front of me, mumbling something about their flight leaving in 20 minutes (note: they didn't ask -- they just shoved me out of the way while they jammed their luggage in front of me). I was cheesed, but to be honest I had lots of time, felt for their situation somewhat, and decided to say nothing. After all, I have that world-renouned "Canadian politeness" to live up to.

    And to be honest, at that point I didn't know that these people were Americans. Just minor league jerks. But then they spent the next half hour bitching about how they wouldn't have had to stand in line back in the US, and how terrible air travel is in the rest of the world.

    (Okay -- hint for those Americans reading this who have never been outside their own country: IMO, Schiphol Airport gets an A. It was very efficient, and the staff was super nice. Additionally, just try being a foreigner travelling at a US airport, and the situation is often much, much worse than what little wait these people had to put up with).

    By the time I had made it to the front of the line, I had let nearly a dozen more Americans into line in front of me, all of whom had arrived "just minutes" before their flight was to leave (or, in the case of one couple, as their flight was leaving). They all seemed to congragate around this woman who was (at this point) very loudly bitching about having to stand in a line at the airport. They berated the airport, the airport staff, and the whole country of The Netherlands in general. I was embarassed to admit I was from the same continent as these people.

    Now admittedly there were probably 20 or more other Americans in the line who got to the airport in plenty of time who were likewise embarassed by the actions of these people. But it seeems that every time I travel anywhere and run into someone behaving badly in the airport and ask them where they're from, it turns out they're from the US. You never see those people helping old ladies get their baggage off, or letting louts who arrived at the airport 10 minutes before their flight was to leave get into line in front of them because they arrived in sufficient time.

    So maybe it shouldn't be any wonder that the grandparent routinely sees people bahaving b

  213. No, it is cool to bash religion. Period. by FatSean · · Score: 0

    Thinking people don't like religion.

    Hope that helps.

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  214. Sometimes... by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

    ...I hate being associated with the human race.

  215. Why didn't they sell them at fair market price??? by Quevar · · Score: 1

    Go check on eBay...the current price of a similarly configured iBook is about $350 for a working on and about $150 for a broken one (for parts). Henrico county just threw out massive amounts of money by doing this. They should have had a public auction for the residents. This would have helped to offset the cost of their next set of computers.

    And, I would like have seen how much the total cost of the Apple computers was after a market value sale and compare that to a similar deal with the Dells in four years. Somehow, I can't see people wetting themselves over a 4 year old Dell laptop for $50.

  216. A lesson in branding / marketing by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    What is it about Apple?

    Does anyone out there think that 12,000 people would have shown up for four year old Dell or Gateway laptops?

    There's a marketing / branding lesson in here some where.

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    1. Re:A lesson in branding / marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed yes. There are definite elements of the cult about Apple. The endless repetition of the community myths, the restriction of the numbers of the chosen (why it is so important to restrict supply), the fierce denunciations of non-members, the obsessive level of interest in all its doings, the conspiracy theories about its enemies...

      It was much nicer when they were just a computer company, but that is a long time ago now. The problem is, that if your customers behave like a cult, pretty soon the mass of the public starts to dislike you quite intensely. They might not mind buying your computers, but they don't want to be part of a cult. A real marketing problem, then.

  217. 1000 - 1000 = 0 by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    >What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks
    >being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately
    >wanting to buy them?

    A flat demand curve?

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  218. Re:No, it is cool to bash religion. Period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree.

  219. Apple users by Rickler · · Score: 1

    ... are such strange creatures.

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    1. Re:Apple users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never thought of Apple as a Black Thing before seeing the pictures from this event.

  220. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting. It sounds like something you'd expect to see, but I've flown dozens of times and never seen anything like that; not even after significantly delayed flights. Maybe I'm just lucky with the airports and airlines I've chosen.

  221. You guys don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They wanted to sell these laptops at a price that everyone could afford and destroy any barriers that exist so everyone could get a computer.

  222. Obligatory photoshop link by speck · · Score: 1

    (It's not mine, I just found it on MetaFilter.)

    http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/44333#1013861

  223. Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should've just packed the iBooks in an unmarked truck and taken them somewhere else for sale at a later time so they can read up on crowd control.

  224. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  225. IKEA truely does suck... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I had heard great things about IKEA. I watched a special about them on TV (a documentary of sorts). It seemed right. It seemed well thought out. I browsed their website, saw some things that looked cool. I knew that they sold "cheap stuff" and "stuff cheap". I knew I wasn't going to get custom crafted anything, but I did like some of the designs, and how it all fit together well in an interesting "upscale boho style".

    That was until I visited the store...

    My wife had gone to the store in San Diego, and she said she had a good shopping experience. It was a little crowded, but other than that, an OK time, and she liked some of the things there, too. She wanted to see if we could get some small pieces of furniture there. It was announced that they would open an IKEA up in Tempe/Mesa, Arizona, around the year-end holidays. We weren't stupid, we weren't going to go to the grand opening of something like that. We decided to wait until after things settled down. We thought that going several months after they opened would be the right time.

    We were wrong.

    We ended up having to park in the parking lot of a "nearby" (about .25-.5 miles away) health club and walking. Not a big deal, but we were amazed at the number of people at the place. For some reason, we figured "well, we drove all the way out here and waited in line to find a parking spot (which we didn't)", so we decided to go in. We must have been out of our minds.

    On the way in, we noticed some yuppie smiling and carrying a bundle of sticks - evidently you could buy sticks and twigs at IKEA, crap you could pick up off the forest floor for free if you wanted to drive a couple of hours north of Phoenix. Strange...

    We get inside, and do some looking around. First off, those damn arrows and system they have for getting around seems like a good idea - until you realize that you must have a design already in your head, and you must not mix-and-match while in the store, because if you do, you must GO AGAINST THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC. Boy, was there traffic. It was like a tour of the store with throngs of people, rather than an actual shopping experience. Still, we were set on buying some stuff, after seeing what they had. So, we set out to find a shopping cart (we didn't see any on the way in)...

    We couldn't find one - not even at the stalls where you supposedly could get one - the stalls were empty. We eventually found one lonely one with a few items in it just sitting around. We looked around, tried to see if an owner was nearby. Nobody seemed to be interested in the cart at all. We waited a little, then said "screw it", pulled the items out, then pushed it away. Nobody screamed "Hey! My cart!" so we thought it was truely an abandoned cart. We were to later figure out why...

    We found some things we wanted, probably had about $200.00 worth of stuff in the cart (which was hell to aquire, because of all the people, and the damn cattle like guidelines and arrows on the floor, and the fact that everything seemed the same - getting lost in that store is VERY easy, it feels like a Las Vegas casino in a weird way), and we wanted to look at some of the furniture, which was upstairs. So - we tried to find a way upstairs.

    And tried...and tried...and tried some more...

    Consulting the maps didn't help, asking store personnel didn't help, wandering around didn't help, either - about the only way we could figure on getting to the upper floor was to somehow get back to the front of the store and take the escalator up with the rest of the drones (and I swear, that is what all of the people in this store looked like - a bunch of bored and scared drones looking to buy sticks). Despite all of our efforts, there didn't seem to be any way for us to take our cart and go upstairs with it (despite the fact that somewhere in the building there had to be an elevator - they were even advertised for those with carts and baby strollers on the maps - though we never could find them).

    We got sick of the whole charade. We were prepared

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    1. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by vapspwi · · Score: 1

      I think maybe the problem is that you're an arrogant dumbass who can't follow simple directions. I've been to Ikea three times - once to an established store in the LA area, twice to the newly-opened madhouse in Atlanta. Their "system" seems pretty straightforward and obvious to me:

      1. Ride the escalator all the way to the top floor WITHOUT A CART. The top floor is mostly display for the furniture. You can use one of those yellow bags to carry any incidental items you see that you want. You write down the code numbers for the items you want.

      2. When you get to the bottom floor, you can get a cart. That's where all the small items like kitchen stuff, picture frames, etc. is.

      3. Go through the warehouse area and pick up the large items you wrote down on the top floor.

      4. Check out.

      It's clever and straightforward. Since the rest of the "sheep" and "cows" didn't seem to have a problem dealing with the store, maybe the problem's not with the store...

      JRjr

    2. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by osmodion · · Score: 1

      I bought a few pieces at the Ikea in Burbank two weeks ago. Luckily, we had the foresight to visit on a Tuesday afternoon to pick out what I wanted to buy. There weren't many people there, and it was easy to walk any way you please. However, when we went back on Saturday to actually buy everything, it was next to impossible to navigate the store, even knowing exactly what we wanted and where it was. The marketplace floor was completely filled with people and their carts. Only the main aisle was truly wide enough to navigate a cart through. The real fun came when it was time to load the car.

      There was a line of cars well past Ikea and down the road that were waiting to get into the loading area. Idiots were left and right blocking people from leaving their parking spots, then complaining when they couldn't park. Other morons were forcing their way into the line right in front of the entrance. There were two employees trying to direct traffic, but they couldn't do much when half the cars were ignoring their instructions. And, of course, there was the woman who decided to stand in the parking spot directly in front of where she was waiting as soon as it was free, so her husband could park there. Nevermind the SUV that was already being directed into the spot, because *that* spot was for her husband. It took 10 minutes for Ikea guards to convince her to get her yuppie ass out of the spot. For the record, her husband didn't appear until 20 minutes later.

      Moral: Ikea is fine on weekdays, but don't expect to get anything done there on weekends.

    3. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now IKEA sucks, because it attracts lots of visitors. Yeah, i can clearly see how this is the fault of IKEA. Shame on them for not selling overpriced crap like you seem to love.

      Boy, you are so lame.

    4. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      AC, it wasn't so much the crowds that I disliked as the way that the entire store was laid out to make a person only go in one direction. No other store anyplace else that I have ever seen is set up in this manner. Unfortunately, once there is a crowd in place, all going the same direction (why, I don't know - because the arrows say to? Makes you wonder why most people can't drive despite clear road markings, but whatever) - it is difficult to impossible to "go back" to a place where you saw an item you later realize would go perfectly with the item you are currently picking up. The store attacts a lot of visitors, who follow the floor pattern like an ant trail, and later visitors in the crowd are force through the flow. This is not a normal shopping method at all...

      As far as "overpriced crap" is concerned - I don't like buying overpriced anything - if I have a choice, I like getting things used or free if I can (some great stuff can be had from rummage sales, thrift stores, dumpsters, and bulk trash pickup piles). Most of the stuff we had before we left were cheap $10.00 or so items (though we did find an abstract picture that we loved for around $80.00) - we wanted to spend more money on the furniture we were thinking about (but never got the chance to see). Finally, some of the stuff at IKEA was "overpriced crap" - I mean, a bundle of sticks for $20.00? WTF?!

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    5. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      Why must I look at the big items first, then the small items? Why am I not allowed to look at and buy things in the order I want. I am the customer there, right? What if I pick out an item on the top floor, then see something on the bottom floor that I want to compare it with on the top? What if I find a pillow on the bottom floor and I want to match a couch to the pillow (and not a pillow to the couch - I want to physically see what different pillows look like on a single couch)? Why am I not allowed to do this? Or a lamp on a table, or a doodad on a shelf, etc?

      The truth is, the place was a mad-house, probably like your place in Atlanta. Maybe it all settles down after 5 years or so. By then, though, I will have already found (or built) what I wanted elsewhere. The other people in the store seemed "happy", like a "caught in headlights" "happy" - in other words, they were putting on the forced "must look good to the strangers to avoid looking bad" "mask" that so many people "put on" - instead of showing the way they really feel in public.

      I have no problem with civility in society - but lying to yourself about issues and faking it just to keep up appearances to others is neurotic at best. Perhaps if more people complained to the store management a better system would result (I made my complaint, still waiting for a response of any kind).

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    6. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by vapspwi · · Score: 1

      Wow, what a rebel, fighting against the conformity and oppression in...IKEA. Fight the good fight, my man!

      JRjr

    7. Re:IKEA truely does suck... by cr0sh · · Score: 1

      Most of the problem boils down to the insanely huge crowd I encountered there. Had it not been for that crowd (which all moved in the direction of the floor arrows, further making navigation in the reverse more difficult), things might have went smoother. Makes me wonder if it would have been better had there not been arrows on the floor and everywhere else? Of course, it might have been difficult then to find your way out, as, like I have noted, the place had maze-like qualities. I don't understand such a system - you don't see any other department store anywhere else doing that, because it only works if you have an up-front plan about everything you are shopping for. If you ad-hoc shop like most people do, it is simply a task in frustration.

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  226. Re:Christian Values... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you take a situation that has nothing to do with Christianity, and assume people involved are active Christians because you feel like assuming that despite the total lack of evidence? And when somebody points out that you're full of shit you tell him to "lighten up" and claim you were talking about civility instead of religion? You're one of the most nonsensical trolls I've ever seen. Even the "sex with a mare" guys have stronger connections to reality and better logic than you.

  227. wait, what? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    As far as how this behaviour is simply American, I said it was capitalist behaviour - getting something for less, or in other words profitting. It's a cheap shot; a bargain, something for nothing - that's exactly what drives capitalism; getting more for less.

    wait, let me get this straight: if i went to the most non-capitalist country, in it's most noncapitalist region, and picked the most noncapitalist person there, and i offered him a roll of toilet paper for $10 or the same roll of toilet paper for $1, when that guy (obviously) chooses the one for $1, that's your evil capitalist behavior?

    is that what you are honestly trying to tell me?

    this is kind of funny ;-P

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  228. profits by rctay · · Score: 1

    The profits, if any after this brilliant sale can be used toward legal bills to defend the county from the personal injury and negligence suits. This whole fiasco is public service mediocrity at it's best. They should have turned the things over to a private auction firm, but some brilliant manager wanted to show he could save some money.

  229. f$@*in9 b1@ck ppl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    f$@*in9 b1@ck ppl!

    1. Re:f$@*in9 b1@ck ppl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      true

  230. Re:Christian Values... by operagost · · Score: 0
    Do you ever post anything insightful? Really, 77%? What does that mean, then? Did you check to see what percentage of the "rioters" were Muslim? How does that relate to the general population?

    Please don't self-flagellate at MY expense.

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  231. Macheads Ehh... by �nertia · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show what, ultra desirable branding will do to people. The marketeers at apple would be proud.

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  232. reflection by adnausium · · Score: 1

    so after looking at the extra slide shows (now thos pics are priceless) i realized something...estimates placed the crowd at 5500-12,000 people...i know there are some dumbass rednecks out there in this grand country of ours, who probably dont count so well...but who arrives at the back end of a line of even a couple thousand people and then say s to themselves "ya know, i think ill stick around. i just might be able to get one of those 1000 laptops" i think this nation is badly in need of stupid police (Fark.com proves this fact every day). If we had an official "stupid" police officer there this all could have been solved. he could have stood on top of a car about a football field length from the front of the line with a mega-phone and said "listen up all you ignorant f*cks. if you are standing in front of me, go the f*ck home. when you get there start saving some money. once you have enough, go enroll at a local community college. take a math class and a possibly a perspectives class. then if you have any money left over, go get your f*cking eyes checked, just in case...if you try to proceed in this gate you may be arrested or fined by my fellow officers. If i catch you, im gonna mace you in the face and beat you like Rodney...that is all"

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  233. -1 flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, my original post was only half-serious

    This is slashdot, we take everything completely seriously! You son of a bitch!

  234. God! This is my biggest pet peeve in the world. by Sans_A_Cause · · Score: 1

    I was just pointing out to my friend who picked me up at the airport a week ago how insane people are to behave in just this way. It's as if the mentality is "oh,no...you ain't getting to the luggage before I do, even if your piece comes off first!" I've had to nearly forcibly break between people who wouldn't budge just to get to my bag, all the while they are still waiting for there's to appear.

  235. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by elhedran · · Score: 1

    I'm the same way with getting off the plane. I've noticed all those people who get up right away, save themselves a minute tops. And then have to wait when they get to the baggage belt anyway.

    I wait on the plane till I can just get up and go, and then when I turn up to the baggage belt my luggage usually still hasn't shown up. A minute or two amusing myself over the antics of my fellow human beings, then pick my bags up. Or I just pack carry on if I can get away with it and beat them all out the door anyway.

    Its like this whole false economy thing. People only think they need to rush because everyone else seems to be rushing.

  236. Dicks, Pussys and Assholes. by HornWumpus · · Score: 0, Troll
    Assuming the laptops were being sold for $150 less then market. What would you do to someone who just took the money from you?

    It's the same thing, someone takes something from you.

    You can be a bitch and go crying to teacher (and get nothing for your effort), or you can hit them in the head with a folding chair.

    I would hit them in the head twice with the edge of the chair (not the flat). Those cutting think their might gives them the right to cut. Being more ruthless is then the other bastard is the key.

    Dicks, pussys and assholes explains it all. Be a dick. Kick the shit out of the asshole cutting in line.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Dicks, Pussys and Assholes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er... did it ever occur to you that sexual intercourse need not involve domination..? therefore your insipid analogy to dicks, pussies and assholes makes sense only if you assume sex involves a fucker and a fuckee... and that being the fuckee is BAD.

      So basically your entire worldview is predicated on the idea that men rule, women get fucked by ruling men and wimpy men get fucked in the ass by ruling men ("BUT I'M NOT GAY")

      man... you are one sick person. You're probably just covering your own asshole every minute of the day just in case some virile man rubs his sweaty cock up against your asscheeks.... are you really so afraid of being fucked in the ass that you let it dominate your entire worldview?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  237. wow. by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    i Am Amazed.

  238. I'm glad I didn't go this morning by stastuffis · · Score: 1

    As a resident of Henrico, I caught a glimpse of the hype and madness surrounding these computers.

    First of all, the problems with these iBooks were obvious when I was a student when these laptops were first introduced for educational use. The administration not only lacked preparation, but they lacked complete security, and they lacked the amount of software and web resources to justify such a grand-scale movement towards technology in class.

    When I first received my iBook, I did not hesitate to enlighten many of my peers on the magic of emulators while I used it to coach myself on the ways of the Mac. I watched as the absolute madness ensued. Of course, almost every person didn't understand the concept behind the emulator, but all they knew was that they could play Super Mario World. And when isn't such a classic more interesting than bland health classes. This was all made possible due to the rushed nature of the entire iBook intiative. They gave kids computers with full access on them. Many of these kids knew more than their teachers who had been "trained" to use them for school use.

    It was horrible. They had absolutely no software to really launch it. Their web resources were pretty much a handful of web sites and Google. Most classes were still ruled by the text book, which is fine by me, but the iBooks were becoming more of a distraction to students than helping those students learn. I believed in technology helping, but the implementation was absolutely horrible. Personally, I had no real use for the thing as high school was a joke, so it wasn't like I needed much assistance to learn. The only thing I did was find ways around the security they eventually built, and the rest of the time it was just my big-ass iPod. Luckily, they eventually learned that they are hurting a lot more than they are helping, and they had to make a decision to stop their use.

    The iBooks were being sold because many taxpayers of Henrico believed that it was an incredible waste of resources and money to simply discard of them in some manner that doesn't service the citizens. Instead, they wanted a piece of the pie. But I must admit, I find it very funny that such madness occurs from many people who would not know how to operate it in the first place.

  239. Proof, if proof be need be... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

    ...that Apple hardware isn't always overpriced.

  240. Woohooo! by Evil+Poot+Cat · · Score: 1

    If the Europeans can riot over soccer games, we can riot over...hey, wait!

    I love the pictures, where they've run 5000 people through the "pedestrian gate", and not the "vehicle gate".

    This also reminds me of the time I visited a hotel store on beanie-baby shipment day...talk about a room full of bighairs waiting to kill anything that jumped early! I got to taunt them (and live) by buying a single, older beanie from the (bottom of the) existing pile.

        Me: "Excuse me {to the person hogging the line}, I'm ready to pay for this."
        BH: "Wheredidyougetthatfrom!?"
        Me: "From the pile over there."
        BH: "Nohellyoudidn't!"

    By time bighair found another instance of the same beanie in the pile, I had paid and escaped.

  241. the state that's actually different by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    Virginia is not a state. It's a Commonwealth.

    And you've learned by now that it makes no difference. It's just a nifty term some state's founders like and stuck into their constitutions.

    People like to pretend there's a difference, but the commonwealths are the same as the states.

    However, one state is actually truly different from the others, and that's Louisiana. It's legal system is civil/napoleonic law, built on the legal system that was in place prior to it becoming a state, which the French brought to it. The other 49 states are based on common law, which is the system the British gave us.

    It would require quite a lot to go through the differences, but there are some huge differences, and yet, it's still just the State of Louisiana.

    1. Re:the state that's actually different by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      That one I knew - our general counsel is based in Louisiana, and we've made loans on a bunch of properties in that state so i've seen the different legal docs that they have.

  242. Hahaha by DogDude · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's funny. I own a company that does well over 7 figures in annual sales. While I'm certainly not rolling in cash, I'm also not broke. But hey, good try!

    --
    I don't respond to AC's.
  243. They should have charge double... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or had an auction... Just like a school system to not understand the economics of supply and demand... no wonder they don't have any money...

  244. once in a lifetime event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You'll never see that many black people at the Richmond International Raceway again.

    But I bet as of this evening you can pick up a cheap iBook at any of the surrounding pawn shops.

  245. No accurate crowd headcount? by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a racetrack, for Christ's sake-- you're telling me they didn't have turnstiles with counters on them at the entrances there, like every other friggin' stadium and other large public venue in the country does?

    What a total fiasco. I can't wait until the first civil suit gets filed by one of the people who got injured. You know it's coming, and a nice settlement will result.

    Even if they wouldn't put the things on eBay like anyone with a shred of sense would have, there were still a million better ways to do this than a friggin' battle royale-- for example, why didn't they give out numbered tickets to everyone who showed up before a certain time, and then draw "winners" at random from that group?

    If there will be more of these iBook fire sales, I hope they put some more thought into the execution than they did for this one.

    ~Philly

  246. Probably their "book" value by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Generally, assets are depreciated over a set schedule. UNLIKE Tax accounting, where the IRS sets the depreciation schedule, for financial reporting and to some extent governments, can set the rules.

    For example, they may have decided that we buy these machines for $1250, will get four years out of them, then have a salvage value of $50. Therefore, we take $300/year in machine costs (the depreciation) and sell them at the end.

    Now, if a corp. sold them at the end for $200, then they would book $150/each. as a profit on disposed asset. But the school system has no concept, so likely sold them for the salvage value from 4 years ago... and that salvage value was probably based on previous laptop salvage pricing, ignoring that the Mac market tends to have higher salvage values.

    So it likely wasn't fraud, but rather a government official confusing accounting with reality.

  247. Re:No, it is cool to bash religion. Period. by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

    A strange claim, considering the fact that Albert Einstein was able to wrap his brain around both science and religion and accept both in his life.

    When you're as enlightened as he, get back to us.

    Thinking people don't presume to speak for all thinking people.

    --
    -- I'm old enough to have lived through six different meanings of the word "hacker."
  248. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by sustik · · Score: 1

    Recently (in London) they painted a line 2 feet away from the belt. Amazingly, the area between the line and the belt remained unoccupied!! The distance should have been 3-4 feet though.

    By the way, there are similar ones to this 'conveyor belt syndrome': on public transport it is obvious to any intelligent being that those entering the car should let those leaving the car go first. Does not happen. A simple solution is to have the front doors operate as entrances and the back doors operate as exits only. This simple solution have not caught on as much as it should have.

  249. I want an F16. I've already paid. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    1. The schools paid (using everybodys tax money), the computers are school property.

    2. The bargan purchasers paid (using their money), the computers are their property, the schools need that much less tax money next year.

    3. The Ebay purchasers pay for the computers. The bargan purchasers are enriched at the expense of the schools and other tax payers.

    Which part of ownership don't you understand?

    I want a F16 for $50, don't try to get away with giving me the old sidewinders eather. I want it fully armed and with a full tank of gas. Yes I'll settle for a tac nuke just this once.

    If they were going to sell at below market they should have sold them to the students with the highest GPAs (that wanted them). That way the machines are still contributing to the education of the most deserving students.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  250. The two greatest threats to America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple zealotry and having children. Both are guaranteed to drop your IQ by 15 points each. I am fiddling with a 1999 iMac right now, and like, these things are so obsolete. G3 processors can barely get any processing done. Forget trying to view a divx file. 50 fps??? Ugh! (Though I probably need to get the DRI properly configured. Then I can get a whopping 300fps...)

  251. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where people are getting their baggage, but I fly over 30 weeks out of the year all up and down the east coast of the US (and to parts of Canada), and I have never seen the type of behavior people are describing here.

    Where I see the most reprehensible behavior is waiting in line to get on the plane. People crowd the desk and make it difficult for those needing assistance to get on.

    The other majorly annoying behavior I've seen is Canadians being loud and seemingly bragging about the fact that they are not American, and going out of their way to denigrate all things American. Hey douchebags, while Americans may not have the best image in the rest of the world, many of my Eastern European friends have told me the way to spot a Canadian in Europe is to look for the people who look American but have no sense of humor.

  252. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by sustik · · Score: 1

    And often someone stands waiting in front of the door you attempt to open (because it is not a swing door). It happened that I started opening it slowly, so that I do not cause injury to the moron and once he figured that the door can be opened, he tried to get through first. This was in vain of course, since I was already in the doorway which opened towards him. This is an especially problematic situation from a social point of view, if the person is a woman and gets upset and loud when not let through first.

  253. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Wow. That was some war and peace rant.

    Canada does have that effect on everyone who visits the country. Here in Toronto, there are many places where strangers say 'hi' to each other as they walk by, like people do in small villages. Toronto is the biggest city.

    However, there are places where it feels worse than the US. Most immigrants like me who visit Montreal or Quebec make the huge mistake of speaking English to the locals there. You see them watching english channels and reading english newspapers, but try speaking the language. Suddenly you're about to get lynched.

    I have also been not impressed with the way native people are treated in some places. However they are treated extremely well compared to the neighbors in the south. But I shouldnt rant away in public. It is unbecoming of a Canuck.

    --
    "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
  254. stand around keeping away from other people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because all you foreigners smell.

  255. Nope they were too cheap, they won't value them by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    All you'll hear from them is complaints about the old computers they have to use and how the man is keeping them down.

    Those are the people that have'nt listed them on E-bay yet.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Nope they were too cheap, they won't value them by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      "Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
      --Herman Melville

    2. Re:Nope they were too cheap, they won't value them by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      All you'll hear from them is complaints about the old computers they have to use

      And the complaints that they're broken becasue they can't play their Windows games on them.

  256. They should have sold the wireless cards by switcha · · Score: 1
    Those all had the original Airport (802.11b) cards in them. Once those went out of production, they were going, used, for almost more than their original retail price on eBay. People who owned older Macs and figured they'd add wireless "someday" were now forced to buy now or never.

    The school district should have at least stripped those out, sold the 'Books for $50, and then the cards for another 50 bones apiece.

    But making a savvy financial descision was clearly not an option on the table here, anyway.

    --
    You know what? ... A little club soda *did* get that out!
  257. $150K out of the district's budget? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Well, there are many different ways you can look at this.

    If it's a public school, you've already got plenty of people forced to pay into the system who don't even have kids. So getting a cheap laptop back out of the deal is about the *only* direct benefit they'll ever see for the money they've funneled into the school through their taxes. (Granted, they might get the same thing if the school went with your idea of "selling the laptops for fair market value and issuing the taxpayers rebate checks" - but how likely is that to really happen?)

    I think the bigger issue might have been, how do you liquidate 1,000 laptops simultaneously and ensure you're paid up-front for the whole lot? I guarantee if you eBay'd all of them, you'd have lots of hassles with non-paying bidders, people demanding refunds because it "broke in shipping", possibly a couple cases of fraudulent cashier's checks or fake money orders, and so on. No way that's worth the bother. And if the school did go with a liquidator, most of them don't cut you a check until *after* they manage to resell all of the products, and then you get what they made, minus their "cut". So that could mean, no idea at all when they'd see money out of the sale. If the funding was needed for new items to be used for this school year, getting all of it immediately could have been worth a lot more than waiting around for months to try to make more in the long-run.

    1. Re:$150K out of the district's budget? by randyest · · Score: 1

      I think it's naieve to think that only those with children benefit from educating the population. Can you really not think of any benefits of public education other than being one of the random 1000 to get a cheap old laptop?

      Also, as the OP pointed out, eBAY is just one option that beats the hell out of $50/pop plus a riot (and I'd gladly handle the shipping and refunds, paypal chargebacks, or whatever for a chunk of the $150k or more profit.) The could sell them wholesale for more than $50/pop.

      --
      everything in moderation
    2. Re:$150K out of the district's budget? by Golias · · Score: 1

      If it's a public school, you've already got plenty of people forced to pay into the system who don't even have kids. So getting a cheap laptop back out of the deal is about the *only* direct benefit they'll ever see for the money they've funneled into the school through their taxes.

      Speaking as a libertarian nut with no kids, I gotta say I *hate* this attitude.

      It's just like people with kids who send their kids to private school whining about "paying twice."

      The tax dollars you pay for schools is NOT a tuition fee for your kids, whether or not you have them.

      The tax dollars you pay for schools is the fee you pay for the privilege of living in a well-educated society. That is your direct benefit. If you happen to have kids of your own in the system, that's just bonus.

      If you don't like it, there are plenty of countries you can go to who do not provide a baseline education for all their citizens.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    3. Re:$150K out of the district's budget? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it as hooligan daycare. It keeps those little monsters off the streets until they're old enough to be drafted.

    4. Re:$150K out of the district's budget? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Think of it as hooligan daycare. It keeps those little monsters off the streets until they're old enough to be drafted.

      There hasn't been a draft since back in the days when troubled kids were called "hooligans."

      Stop stealing jokes from the the Ike era.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    5. Re:$150K out of the district's budget? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, sorry, maybe you can understand it better in Ebonics:
      Tink o' it as da punkass daycare. Keeps dem lil biznitches offa da street til dey be old enough ta be ma hoes.
      Happy now?
  258. iBooks have "less-than-desirable attributes" by Basehart · · Score: 1

    "It's rather strange that we would have such a tremendous response for the purchase of a laptop computer - and laptop computers that probably have less-than- desirable attributes," said Paul Proto, director of general services for Henrico County. "But I think that people tend to get caught up in the excitement of the event - it almost has an entertainment value."

    What's amazing about the fact that people stampede for a $50 laptop that sells on eBay for over $300. I get the feeling Mr. Proto thinks these are toys of some kind. If they could run Windows XP maybe he'd think $50 was a pretty good deal.

    Lets see how much their new Dell laptops sell for next year!

  259. Behave themselves? Look at P2Pers in the basement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So yes, people act responsibly? Never. It's not possible. Any single person will act responsible, but the moment you remove the threat of punishment a free-for-all mentality of "I can get away with this, and tough shit" is born."

    Those are called copyright violaters.

    --
    The "are you a script" word for today is arrest.

  260. Why not a lottery? by DaFork · · Score: 1

    The ticketmaster office in my town uses the lottery system to prevent this form happening. Everyone in line gets a ticket and they draw tickets until everyone has a chance to buy or the show sells out.

    The only downfalls are that people that stand in line for hours hate the lottery and you might get your ass beat for your ticket if you win.

    Still better than a crazy free for all.

  261. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by pizpot · · Score: 1

    Quebec does not count.

  262. Architecture, saving money by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    Go with the shotcrete, man, unless the zoning allows rammed-earth, adobe, or maybe straw-bale-core construction. If you do the concrete thing don't skimp on dyes and and broken tile and/or glass to make it look nice. It gets hot out there, and it's hard to cool a regular stick or steel house off-grid. Another tactic is to make the house with a chimney for the summer and long underground air intakes to cool the air. There's thousands of good, cheap techniques out there for building liveable "green" dwellings once you start to look. There's also a fair number of them that looked cool in the old Whole Earth catalogs that later turned out to be a PITA.

    Anyway, on the main topic of your post, everybody trying to live cheaply ought to have a copy of
    The Complete Tightwad Gazette by Amy Dacyczyn. 976 pages (lots of short articles), $13.59 new. Still #3,581 in Amazon sales after nearly 6 years on the market. You have to pick and choose how far to go with her suggestions - put a value on your free time, prioritize which stuff will do you the most good, and so forth, but most people could be living quite well on less than $5,000 per person/yr. + $5,000 for the household, even without dumpster-diving, gomi-grabbing or moving way out of the city.

    --
    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
  263. Wierd area by dosboss · · Score: 1

    It just goes to show people in and around Richmond, and especially Henrico County, are really, really wierd people. Trust me when I say that of the rest of the state is not like that, until of course you get to the DC beltway.

  264. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by pizpot · · Score: 1

    PS From what I saw on my one trip to the Eiffel Tower, I bet Italians could give Americans a run for their money. And BTW, this is all just superficial bitching. Some of the nicest people I know are American. At my work, many Yankees drive across the border every day to work with us. They are beautiful people. Its easy to get your opinions from the media, or a governments policies, but its off the mark. You want to know a nice town... Fargo. Boy do they bend over backwards to give good service.

  265. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    It's the same way with getting on the plane - as soon as they announce that they are starting to board, everybody herds up close to the gate even though their rows haven't been called yet. In that mad rush to hand off your boarding pass and head down the jetway, you get to... stand in a line to get in your seat! Woohoo!

    I like to sit in the gate area, reading or people watching or whatever, until it's clear that I can just mosey on in and sit down without all that standing in line. Why are people in such a rush to sit in an airplane?

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    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  266. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by WiseWeasel · · Score: 1

    Probably if they have a lot of carry-on to stow, or want to secure newspapers, magazines or pillows/blankets before they're all taken. Also, if you have an inside seat, it's easier if you get there before the person sitting in the aisle. If you have little carry-on, and/or you have an aisle seat, then it would be dumb to try to get in early.

    Back to the topic of human stupidity, driving is by far the worst view of it. I don't mind fast drivers when traffic is light, having to navigate their way through left lane campers, but those who try to bust crazy moves in thick traffic for some insignificant placement advance are the worst. It's the kind of behavior that leads to accidents, just like this iMob incident; though that was exaggerated due to the unreasonably low offering price of the iBooks, creating significant profit opportunity for those who could buy them (and there's no better motivator than free money).

    --
    "I like systems, their application excepted", George Sand (French)
  267. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by fcw · · Score: 1
    Three other doors, no one even attempted to open the other doors.

    I call this "broken door syndrome" -- I use those "proken" doors a lot.

    I'm also the guy you'll see actually walking up or down escalators, instead of just standing on the damn things.

  268. A real waste by Krellan · · Score: 1

    This is a real shame, and a waste. What was the school district thinking?

    1000 laptops worth $500-ish and sold for $50 = $450,000 that the school district just threw away. Over here in California, our school districts could sure use that money!

    I wonder what the public cost was, for the extra law enforcement required at this riot? When the injured people sue?

    I hope all those reading about this in the Henrico County papers get a lesson in economics, supply, and demand -- at least people there will then learn something from their school district!

    My guess is that someone had no clue what the laptops were really worth (heads should roll, in this case), or there was some strange bureaucratic rule capping the price they could charge, or most likely, there was "interesting" accounting going on with regards to depreciation and tax writeoffs (they shouldn't have to do this, since they're a nonprofit school district!).

    If they were determined to sell at a price that is ridiculously below market like this, then at a minimum, they should have done nothing on that day except hand out tickets, with the drawing to take place once the crowd disperses (perhaps the next day).

    In this day and age, there's no way people should sell desirable items below market price unless the customer base is strictly limited somehow (lottery drawing, prequalification, etc.), due to the ease of "scalpers" flipping them on Ebay!

    This is very shameful and a real waste....

  269. Dude, these people need to learn some basic math by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    "What do you get when you combine 1000 used iBooks being sold for $50 and 1000 people desperately wanting to buy them?"

    Hold on, let me get my calculator...
    (1000 laptops)/(1000 persons) = 1 laptop/person. Sheesh, what was all the fuss about, then?

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    If you can read this sig, you're too close.
  270. And the funniest thing is... by Orbital+Observer · · Score: 1
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  271. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Kevin108 · · Score: 0

    I'm in this group. I like to leisurely walk around grocery stores when a blizzard is coming. People are nuts.

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    It's a perfect time for being wasted.
    A perfect time to watch the stars.
    - Burden Brothers, "Beautiful Night"
  272. it didn't have to happen by vga_init · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing could have been very easy to prevent. First come, first serve didn't work because those people are insane, so the only viable option is to put everyone on equal footing; simply give everyone a number and randomly select numbers to sell to. There are actually many different ways to accomplish the same thing, so that is just one example. In this way, there will be no struggle to get ahead because such a struggle would be rendered pointless.

  273. Operation Frequent Wind anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  274. honky! honky! honky! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Just to balance the stupidity, that's all.

  275. so this is what the proletariat is reduced to. by bmeteor · · Score: 1

    feh.

    I'm a bit disgusted by this. it's like were reduced to livestock, but instead of food we get cheap computers. instead of looking out for each other, we are just stepping on each others toes.

  276. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    there are two problems with having an exit at the back of a bus.

    the first is that it wastes space that could be used for seating.

    the second is if you don't man it (which means a second man on the bus) then people will jump on at the back to avoid paying the fare.

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  277. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Yaztromo · · Score: 1
    Canada does have that effect on everyone who visits the country. Here in Toronto, there are many places where strangers say 'hi' to each other as they walk by, like people do in small villages. Toronto is the biggest city.

    I was born in the Toronto area, and have lived here in the GTA for the vast majority of my life. So I know what you speak of very well. I'm rather sorry I missed Taste of the Danforth two weekends ago -- I used to live in the Victoria Park and Danforth area, and if any event shows off Toronto at its best, it's Taste of the Danforth. Fortunately, I'm back in town to enjoy the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition), which is my other favorite summer happening in our fair city.

    Let's face it -- there are complete ass-hats here in Canada as well. I just happen to think we have a lower overall ratio of ass-hats :).

    Yaz.

  278. Gimme the Durn iBook! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I'm trying to picture it: Student feverishly working at iBook trying to finish term paper before the thing gets ripped out of their hands. "No wait, I just have to run a spell check and send it to the printer!" "No, gimme it now, you little parasite. We're trying to run a school here, and you're getting in our way." Tug of war ensues...

  279. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by rynthetyn · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but not everybody riots at sporting events, just in particularly dumb cities with particularly dumb police who don't know how to do crowd control.

    When my hockey team won the Stanley Cup, despite 20,000+ people inside the building and about as many standing outside packed like sardines watching, we succeeded in not rioting. Jumped up and down and screamed and hugged and threw beer, yes, ran around and smashed things, no. Why? Because nobody was stupid enough to start a chain reaction.

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    Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines...
  280. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    Remindes me of traveling as a service engineer I had a toolkit that weighed at least 60 pound.
    That thing used to slide down the belt and hit the rail so hard and loud it would make 10 people instantly jump back. never failed to give me a laugh.

  281. they were lousy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the laptops were cheap and the schools put so many blocks on them that the computers were never useful. If you broke he screen, it only cost 50 dollars to replace. the school board wasted 60 million on the program. taxpayers money!

  282. GSA does this routinely by Linuxathome · · Score: 1
    The computers should have been auctioned or a lottery could have been set up to allow only a certain number to purchase them.

    You mean like how another goverment agency handles it (GSAauctions.gov)? A simple call to the GSA for help would have saved everyone a lot of heartache and hurt. I know it's a local agency asking a federal agency for help (i.e. crosstalk is not common), but when a riot is a possibility, it's worth the extra effort.
  283. Re:Christian Values... by symbolic · · Score: 1

    You're not, erm, a Christian, are you?

  284. Come on guys its Richmond what do you expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I can say is that its Richmond VA guys. The armpit of VA. I would expect no less.

  285. Definitely too cheap, but.... by abb3w · · Score: 1
    They should have sold them on ebay where they could have gotten much more than $50 without the liability of riots.

    The county code prior to the initial sale announcement only allowed for surplus county property to be sold at public auction, sealed bid, or sale to the general public at fixed price, first come first serve. Even the "fixed price to county residents first" required changing the law. Selling on Ebay would require bigger changes to the law, less likely to survive a court challenge.

    Public auction of 1000 laptops is impractical for individual sales -- they'd have to do it in lots of however many, which would tend to put more into the hands of dealers, and fewer into the hands of county residents. They'll have less madhouse next time round either going with a sealed bid auction (ideally, using a Vickrey auction for setting the price), or having the bloody fools who set the price doing some research using Ebay's "completed sales" search capability on comparable models to get a better clue as to fair-market value.

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  286. Legal and practical reasons by abb3w · · Score: 1
    First, the law only allowed for surplus sale by public auction, fixed price sale to all comers, or sealed bid auction (or internal government sale). They changed the law after the announcement to allow fixed price to county residents prior to all comers; changing the means of sale or price after the problem became clear would not have missed mere riot, but problems for the county board come re-election.

    It's not clear whether EBay would qualify as public auction, although it might. There's also the hassle of either shipping 1000 laptops, or running a sale on Ebay with a "must pick up" requirement-- and the hassle of co-ordinating the pick-up. Also add in that Ebay would be getting a piece of the action.

    Of course, not using E-bay's "completed sales" search capabilities to get a better idea of fair market value before setting the fixed price indicates abysmal ignorance.

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  287. WRONG. by abb3w · · Score: 1
    These were G3/300 ibooks. Uses PC66 ram. Yes, PC66 . This powerful combination of hardware is the equivalent of a K6/400. A whopping 4mb of VRAM gives you a glorious max of 800x600.

    <BZZT>Wrong. According to the Henrico Site, these were G3/500 models. From reliable sources, this means PC100 RAM, 8MB VRAM with 1024x768 resolution, and benchmarks somewhere between a 600-900Mhz x86-type CPU. The Henrico models had 802.11b Wireless, but no optical burner.

    It's still not worth a riot over, but it's not total crap. Suitable for someone who just wants a low-end laptop for web browsing, email, word processing, or a secure *nix platform to play with. Not suitable for gaming or video editing, but I could live with that. So could my twelve year old niece.

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  288. Re:No, it is cool to bash religion. Period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thinking people don't presume to speak for all thinking people.

    They do when they're sharing a brain with others. They kind of assume everyone else is sharing the same brain.

  289. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all the fighting, did anyone end up getting any of those iBooks?

  290. CNN hyping it up by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
    More than 1,000 people turned out at the Richmond International Raceway in hopes of getting their hands on one of the 4-year-old Apple iBooks, which retail for between $999 and $1,299. The Henrico County school system was selling 1,000 of the computers to county residents.
    It's this kind of misinformation that caused this riot in the first place! 4-year-old iBooks do not "retail for between $999 and $1,299"! They used to, and brand-new iBooks may well do, but 4-year-old ones do not currently retail for anything at all!
  291. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Council · · Score: 1

    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

    My god carries an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. Your god is missing an eye. Any questions?

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  292. Don't forget the stabbing! by godfra · · Score: 1

    You left out the stabbing and the dislocated jaw... http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/165115 41?source=PA/

  293. It could be worse by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

    They could have sold them at a new ikea store.

  294. iRiot by cfuse · · Score: 1

    I don't care much for the windows vs. mac argument but you don't see many people getting into a riot over windows boxen. Maybe they're just more reserved?

  295. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    My favorite drivers are the young guys with their tricked-out Civics who feel compelled to gun the engine, make lots of noise, then slam on the brakes a few seconds later as they move from one red light to the next. I could only wish to be so cool...

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  296. Dell Laptop Stampede - to the dumpsters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a related story, thousands of Dell laptop users were caught in a stampede to dump their Dells into the local Dumpsters.

    "It was out of control, the blue screens, the worms and virus programs - to the dumpster they go before the next massive planet wide outbreak of malware and spyware shut down our school."

    More enlightened users logged onto the Apple School Discount Store, and bought new iBooks at a discount for low monthy payments.

    "Using the online School Apple Store sure beats pissing on yourself while getting batted in the head with a chair while running from some dude plowing through the crowd in a car."

    - Buying a Mac Mini is a much better deal than live action 'Mortal Kombat!' for iBooks.

    Currently $579.00 or $679.00 for the Mac Mini with the DVD burner drive... $479.00 for the cheapest Mac Mini with the 40GB HD.

    Flak Jacket not needed:
    http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/7 20.html

    Survivors can order a T-Shirt Now:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/HENRICO-COUNTY-50-iBook-t-shir t-kicked-in-the-balls_W0QQitemZ8327177210QQcategor yZ15687QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

  297. Local News Coverage - VIDEO! by stry_cat · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Local News Coverage - VIDEO! by anarkhos · · Score: 1

      Your video links aren't even urls

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  298. Taxes - Already Paid for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iBooks are technically the property of 'the people' because taxes paid for the hardware.

    The $50 is like a service fee for picking up the iBook your taxes already paid for...

    A 'Take A Number' bakery ticket stand would have solved this whole problem.

    One at a time, take a number, wait your turn.
    No Number - No iBook.

    1. Re:Taxes - Already Paid for... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      The iBooks are technically the property of 'the people' because taxes paid for the hardware.

      The $50 is like a service fee for picking up the iBook your taxes already paid for...


      However, if that was the viewpoint, it is difficult to understand why the restriction to taxpayers was established only after local taxpayers complained. The original intent was clearly to sell them at $50 to all comers.

      Moreover, handing out underpriced iMacs to a tiny fraction of the taxpayers is hardly a fair way to issue a refund. It would still have made more sense to sell the units at auction, and then (if local taxpayers really thought that their schools were overfunded) to divide up the proceeds and issue a refund check to each taxpayer. Or simply cut the property tax a bit for the next year.

  299. Humans are imperfect. by FatSean · · Score: 0

    Not all of us can vanquish the plauge of religion from our psyches. Sadly, it seems, Mr. Einstein was one of them.

    Besides, for every Einstein there is a plethora of douchebags worshiping a salt stain on an underpass or a cinnamon roll.

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  300. Great Video for the 'Switch' to Mac Campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Exactly good P.R. about the people who live in that area,
    but it goes to show that people do love iBooks,
    even old iBooks, and at a $50 price point, they would stand in line for hours to get one.

    At $250 an iBook, the situation would have been much more calm.

    On eBay the iBooks could have got $250 a pop,
    so, who came up with the idea to WASTE $200,000 of tax payers money?

    That $200,000 would have been helpful for the school football team, or paying for the new dells.

    School systems need to hire more MBA type business people and CPA type accounting people
    who will stop wasteful behavior and run a more effective budget.

    In any corporation in the USA, the managers of this event would be out on the street before the newcast ended.

  301. New Slogan Perhaps? by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0

    "There's only one computer worth wetting yourself for."

    Or "Would you be willing to beat someone for a used Thinkpad? We didn't think so."

  302. Re:No, it is cool to bash religion. Period. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    I believe you've misunderstood Einstein a wee bit. At best, Einstein was a non-theist, his deterministic streak was too strong. Here's just a sampling of his quotes about religion:

    "I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religion than it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
    "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism."
    "I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it."
    "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for a reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

    Just for purpose of discussion, here's a list of other folks many consider enlightened, who also had no use for religion:

    • Christopher Marlowe
    • Voltaire
    • Benjamin Franklin
    • David Hume
    • Denis Diderot
    • Thomas Paine
    • James Madison
    • Napolean
    • Charles Darwin
    • Abraham Lincoln
    • Edgar Allen Poe
    • Mark Twain
    • Friedrich Nietzsche
    • Thomas Edison
    • Sigmund Freud
    • George Bernard Shaw
    • H.G. Wells
    • Frank Lloyd Wright
    • Bertrand Russel
    • James Joyce
    • Jawaharlal Nehru
    • Ernest Hemingway
    • Jean Paul Sartre
    • Katherine Hepburn
    • Richard Feynman
    • Isaac Asimov
    • Gene Roddenberry
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  303. comments.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Well, my initial reason for posting that comment wasn't necessarily beause it describes me, personally. (As a matter of fact, I do have a kid.) But it's *one* way of looking at the situation, and it's a view you run across quite often, actually.

    As a self-proclaimed Libertarian though, I'm a little surprised you're so frustrated with people complaining about "paying twice" to send their kids to private schools? Most Libertarians I know pretty much sympathize with that complaint, offering it as a prime reason to privatize the whole school system.

    I, too, consider myself Libertarian - but I have a real problem with the inefficiency of the public school system as a whole. I went to both private and public schools when I was growing up, and I'll be the first to admit that my private school education was overpriced and *not* a good experience for me at all. But by the same token, I feel particularly lucky that I went to a public school that was still of pretty good quality. That was back in the late 80's, but even then, many of my friends attended public high-schools where gang violence and fights/stabbings were the order of the day. Only a couple years after I graduated from my high-school, I heard stories of a student being shot in a drive-by while waiting on the front steps there, and of metal detectors being put in, etc. etc. So I think I may have been one of the last to get a really "good experience" out of the place.

    I don't claim to have all of the answers, but I do know that the current system isn't working. And no, I don't feel that my taxes paid into the current school system are a "privilege of living in a well educated society". Perhaps it would be if it really worked. But I look around, and I don't see this "well educated society" at all. Rather, I see little pools of intelligent/successful people - who most often got there because loads of additional money was pumped into their higher education by their own choice. The level of intelligence the public schools are churning out these days is nothing to be proud of as a nation.

    1. Re:comments.... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      The problem with privatizing the schools is that some parents will not have the resources or the desires to adequately educate their kids to function in today's society.

      You can pay a little bit to assure that everyone has a basic education, or you can pay more than the cost at Harvard to keep them in prison later. Your call. Economists would call this "a large negative externality".

      Urban school districts are suffering from a decline in resources, caused by a decline in the industrial base and the flight of the middle class to the suburbs. Neither the educators nor the education system caused this situation.

      And the public school systems, on the whole, are not nearly as bad as the media portrays. Test scores show that the private charter schools are no better and frequently worse than the public schools. And private schools can dump the students who are disruptive back onto the public schools, so they don't face all of the costs that the public schools do.

    2. Re:comments.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      The dirty little secret of our public schools is that both sides of the debate have reason to talk them down.

      Lefties need to tell us that our schools suck, because they want us to pay more taxes to improve them.

      Right-wingers need to tell us that our schools suck, because they think we won't accept market reforms unless we believe the current system to be "broken."

      The truth is that our schools are fan-fucking-tastic. Even at at average of about ten grand per kid per year, it's a terrific bargain.

      How can I say that, when private schools seem to do better with less? Simple: Every computer support person knows the 80/20 rule. 80% of your resources tend to get spent on 20% of your customers.

      A private school can choose to exclude the kids which are expensive to teach. Public schools are mandated not to.

      Remove those kids from the ledger, and it becomes obvious that our schools are dramatically more efficient than anybody out there is saying.

      But I look around, and I don't see this "well educated society" at all.

      Then you are either not looking closely enough, or you have not looked at other countries very much... or more than likely you are going off the same incomplete and misleading data sets which have been stuffed into the media from both sides for the last 30 years or so, which play a lot of games to slant things in favor of the rest of the world, but you'll never hear about it from either side of the debate because, as I said, they both have an interest in having you think the worst.

      For the record, I favor privatizing the schools. Not because I think they are bad, but because I think they could do even better if exposed to Adam Smith's famous "invisible hand."

      That said, I oppose voucher programs because those programs are not real privatization, nor do they introduce real market competition. They are just cash give-aways which drive education budgets up, not down.

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    3. Re:comments.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree.

      When there's plenty of evidence that US education level is sub-par in Maths and reading compared to the rest of the industrial countries, you can't say that our schools are fantastic.

      Kids who are expensive to teach are most of the times the results of lack of proper education at home. And this can be traced back to probably not-so-proper education for the parents as well. In other words, we're paying for generational 'debt', so to speak. The deficiencies of lack of proper education for one generation get transmitted to the rest.

      Your kind of e-mail reads especially 'head in the sand' when it's a part of a string of comments on members of 'well-educated society' stampeding each other for cheap laptops.

    4. Re:comments.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      When there's plenty of evidence that US education level is sub-par in Maths and reading compared to the rest of the industrial countries, you can't say that our schools are fantastic.

      Except that there is plenty of evidence to the contrary.

      We only look like we are lagging behind in Math because we are comparing 90% of our students to 0.9% of some of the other countries who seems to be so much better than us. I've seen that particular slight-of-hand foisted upon the media hundreds of times.

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  304. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When my hockey team won the Stanley Cup....
    Wow, a jock on Slashdot! What position do you play?
  305. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    Same experience here. SEA, SLC, and MCO are all pretty polite and laid-back. Maybe the rest of the country sucks? More likely there are a few bad places that really stand out in people's memories.

  306. Re:Behave themselves? Look at morons in an Airport by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

    I had some idiot pass me doing about 20mph over the speed limit (55mph). He tried changing lanes as much as possible to gain an advantage, in fairly heavy traffic, for this area. I stopped paying attention to him. About 8 miles later I reached my exit and chose the left lane of two, who was in the right lane but the speed demon. I had continued travelling at the speed limit or less due to traffic, and eventually gotten ahead of him. I had such a good laugh as I passed him, though I was concerned that the idiot would cause a wreck as he caught up to me again, as traffic had lightened up.

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  307. Re:more information MOD +6!! by g-san · · Score: 1

    that's so damn funny my eyes are tearing and my gut hurts! brilliant!

  308. They wonder why they scare me... by unlabeledchick · · Score: 1

    Rabid Mac users scare me. They aren't anywhere near as bad as a windows only world (oh the horror...) but they do frighten me. I think we should rally them up, and get them to take over the Earth, so us Unix-based users can be the dominant breed. We will have to give Wozniak and Jobs good positions, but at least they make nice GUI's. We can also get rid of capitalism by telling them everyone gets free Mac Minis :)