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  1. Re:Give in to the dark side... on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 3, Informative
    The force was strong with this vintage... it's actually not too bad a wine, but horridly overpriced. Of course due to collectors only 2 bottles will ever be consumed, the rest stored away with all those action figures :)

    In this event, best keep it in a dark, cool basement. Not on the bookself in your room, near your computer, unless you're into explosive interior decorating and the stink of vine vinegar.

  2. Yet another dig at Star Wars on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ok, I happen to be fine with Ep I & II. That Coppolla has been making wine for years is nothing new, that he's been using a tiny (2.5 acres!) amount of grapes for a tiny amount of wine is nothing.

    This would have been news if Lucas was doing a few hundred acres and bottling himself, Jar Jar Brut, Tattoine Port, Darth Zinfandel or something connected to the films, but as it is it's no more relevant than to American Graffitti or THX-1128

  3. Re:War on Poverty, War on Drugs on Is the CAN-SPAM Act Working? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    You forgot War on Illiteracy and No Child Left Behind.

    From the look of contents of these emails, these people are about as educated as the average armadillo. That current funding for education is dropping like a rock (California will go from 34th to 46th in per student spending) it's no surprise I'm getting all this spam with horrible spelling and grammar. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

  4. Re:We are steadily reaching the clear conclusion on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 5, Funny
    The primary enemy of Linux at this point is not SCO. It is cartoon characters. Hey, you know, now that I think about it, Elmer Fudd did always wear a red hat...

    That's nothing. Imagine the mixed feelings some of us would have if this guy and Washington Post Writers Group sued Linux distros and Linus over the penguin. Or the estate of Charles M. Schulz sued over the name 'Linus' and confusion with 'Linux'. Yeah, SCO is going down, but these cartoon characters are represent a serious threat.

    "Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an earthshattering Kaboom!"

  5. Remember Mobilix? on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mandrake gestures hypnotically and the world believes the name of a plant, claimed to have medicinal properties, belongs to a cartoon construct, which ceased to be popular in the 80's, and therefore restricts the use of the name from any other use, cartoon related or not.

    Lothar: "Damn! Mandrake(c), that's as amazing as when Asterix kicked Mobilix in the ass!"

    Narda: "Oh, Mandrake(c), take me now!"

  6. Scorched Earth:Cleaning up the gene pool on New Method of Spam Filtering · · Score: 3, Funny
    Spammers suck, right? And their children have obviously inherited the spamming gene. So, by starving the children to death, we're preventing the spam gene from spreading. It may sound wrong, but we're actually helping society.

    The Spam Gene is actually a regressive gene, not likely it appeared in the parents or ofspring. It's affect is similar to fouling the nest or pissing on food before eating.

  7. Bugger Off! on New Method of Spam Filtering · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You take food away from a spammer and his children. Don't block spam, or else you hate childeren. You don't hate children... do you?

    You know darn well that this will only increase employment in the Spam Technology sector and is a good thing.

    Seriously, Spammers are often a step ahead and lately a lot of spam I'm getting is masked to look like Amazon orders or closed ebay auctions. I haven't ordered anything from Amazon (USA) in ages, but I till have to peek to see if someone has cracked my account and ordered something. Just expect the harder they are pressed, the harder spammers will press back by sinking to new lows.

  8. Re:Oh, boy! on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Can you tell it's an election year?

    Considering the president was a 'C' student, why should he care about science?

    I have no problem believing the president means well, but I also believe he's daft. The concerns of the UCS fly may appear to contradict my beliefs, but I think the president thinks there's something good about allowing more lead in water, more snowmobiles in Yellowstone park, etc. I just can't see what it is. Maybe, like those big tax cuts for the rich, this is supposed to create jobs.

    Now Cheney, he's a stinker.

  9. New Guidlines on Scientists Challenge U.S. on Scientific Distortions · · Score: 5, Funny
    New Administration Guidelines:

    Pi has been redefined as 3, any greater precision may be an aid to terrorists.

    e has been redefined as 2, any greater precision may be an aid to terrorists.

    Air purity regulations have been relaxed so reduced visibility will help obscur tall buildings from planes piloted by terrorists.

    Water purity regulations have been relaxed so terrorists drinking it may go to their martyrdom sooner, without killing patriotic americans.

    The etters '','' nd '' hve been strken from the lphbet to hnder terrorst communctons.

    Your Presdent thnks you for dong your prt to defet the enmes of merc nd protect freedom!

  10. Re:like me and NETFLIX on Have We Learned from the New Economy? · · Score: 1

    Sure. But did you sit on your butt, click, click, click and pay $6.95 postage you could have kept, like I did? Truly, the internet is a marvel for the savings...

  11. Duh... on Have We Learned from the New Economy? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just picked up a package from the Post Office this morning. I placed the order on the internet and when it arrived the From address was about 10 miles from where I live, I drive past it twice every day and ride my bicycle past it on Saturdays and Sundays. I paid shipping and waited, when I could have just nipped in and got the item I wanted right away. Truly, I've taken the internet for granted. Anywhere to order from might as well be another country, for the way I simply point and click.

  12. Re:They know how to keep a secret... on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 1
    What exactly IS the status of Yamhill? Surely Nocona isn't Yamhill under a different name . . .

    Yamhill, when the story broke, revealed a schism within Intel. Those working on the product felt a sense of urgency in delivering a desktop 64 bit processor, an extension of the x86 line. Meanwhile the other camp expressed it was an unnecessary product experiement, which should be discontinued, as the Pentium IV and Itanium were all the market needed. AMD has proven that camp wrong. Knowing something about egos in a business environment, the turnabout on the part of Intel suggests some red faces, particularly as the 64 bit extensions for Pentium processors are those as dictated by little brother, AMD and developed by the Yamhill group.

  13. Re:Whom indeed? on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 1
    Suing Munich would be a bit tricky, because they'd actually have to make some sort of claim. And, last I heard, Munich is in Germany, and there's an injunction against SCO making claims about Linux in Germany. Perhaps Darl will send Munich a blank threatening letter.

    You evidently have missed a few trials in US courts against concerns outside the US, pursuing any assets of that concern in US banks. Seems preposterous, until you see suits like that succeed.

  14. Whom indeed? on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 5, Funny
    Probably someone big, someone rich, a victim of such magnitude the world can hardly not take notice, probably Munich.

    At least, if I were pretending not to be backed by Microsoft, that's what I'd do.

    "Mein Gott! Herr McBride ist nicht gegetting keinen bier! Der kann amerikaner wasser beir getrinken und bei Holle gehen! Uf dienen lederhosen, Herr McBride!"

  15. Re:They know how to keep a secret... on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Intel's mistake was expecting a flagship processor, like Itanium, to rule the IT environment. AMD, wisely, expected commodity processors would do the job. Intel's already getting their butt kicked around, losing orders to commodity processors and servers. Effectively, if Yamhill wasn't going on, they'd be in deep trouble. As strongly as Yamhill was discounted, you know there was some pitched battle behind the doors in Santa Clara and Yamhill was thrust into the spotlight.

  16. Re:desktop chip and server chips? don't mix those on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 2, Funny
    Right, so introducing a 32bit/64bit "server chip" is absolutely NOTHING like introducing a "desktop chip". They still clearly are pretending that they are not competing with AMD's strategy. Who are they kidding?

    Dell, apparently. Since Dell has continued to be exclusive Intel, in the face of the onslaught of AMD64 PCs, you can pretty much imagine a call from Dell to Intel going something like this:

    Dell: "Those 64 bit processors are very interesting, we get calls asking abou them."
    Intel: "The Itaniums? Well, yes, we've put many years and millions into them, they should stir some interest."
    Dell: "No, I'm refering to AMD."
    Intel: "But you don't make systems with AMD processors."
    Dell: "We haven't, yet."
    Intel: "Oh, uh, we'll have something ASAP and I swear it's not going to be exactly like AMD but almost as good, uh, yeah, that's it! Real soon now!"
    Dell: "Good to hear it."

  17. Re:They know how to keep a secret... on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft has dragged their feet. When the Opterons first shipped Microsoft was coy about what plans they had. In the meantime AMD had been working with Linux, BSD, etc. for over a year. Only now there's something from Microsoft. The timing of their 64 bit Beta, when they will actually release a fully supported 64 bit Windows and Intel's schedule suggest they've been working more closely with Intel than AMD.

  18. Re:Intel x86 64 and AMD x86 64 are the same on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 1
    Intel wants to save some pride and distance themselves from "AMD64" as much as possible.

    Sounds like a death match made in heaven...

    I wonder what crow tastes like, I should give Craig a call...

  19. They know how to keep a secret... on Intel 64-bit Announcements at IDF · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Intel sure knows how to keep a secret. So what will these mystery Xeon-class 64 bit CPU's be? Opeterons with an 'i' painted on them?

    As for one operating system, who? They in cahoots with Microsoft, after Microsoft dragged it's feet on AMD? Sounds like collusion, anti-competitiveness, and all that.

  20. Such language! on Appeals Court OKs FTC's Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 5, Funny
    "in safeguarding personal privacy and reducing the danger of telemarketing abuse without burdening an excessive amount of speech."

    "without burdening an excessive amount of speech"? How about, "an excessive burdening of free speech"?

    Must have been one of those "C" average appointments I keep hearing about.

    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    Yeah, that's a hoot, but rest assured, their operators aren't exactly standing by on this one, they're probably lobbying like all get out.

  21. Re:Funny World... on U.S. Representatives Torpedo UN Information Summit · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    But the US is the new evil; its actions are unilateral and goes against the wishes of the international community and it's only making things worse for its citizen and the rest of the world.

    Yeah, evil, now put on your Nike's, hop in your Hummer and whip on out for a burger and fries.

    There was something about the Peace Corps, years ago, that initially they taught people how to farm betrer, manage their natural resources and generally how to look out for themselves better. Then came the Peace Corps that shelved those ideals of building a better world for teaching people how to run small businesses. I wonder how it is these days...

    "There you go Ahmed, a uniform, a badge and a .22 calibre Tom Mix rifle, now go defend your country from Al-Qeada while we work on exporting all your oil at cheaper than OPEC prices and hand the money over to Halliburton and Bechtel."

  22. Re:So... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 3, Funny
    I maintain IIS too and it is always crashing and falling apart.

    That depends upon what your definition of ISS IIS.

  23. Re:Scotty quotes? on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 1
    For the life of me, I can't comprehend why the editors front-paged a Geocities link. Special treat to subscribers, perhaps?

    Considering the submission came from Yoda2, shouldn't it be Yoda quotes?

    "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not."

  24. Re:So... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 5, Funny
    No kidding. You could crash things into it and set it on fire and it was still usable!

    Yeah, Mir==Peace, apparently ISS==Piece(s)

  25. So... on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what we're saying is, Mir was actually pretty damn good.