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Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User

herrvinny writes "As proprietor of SCO Countdown, I just wanted to remind people that today is the deadline for SCO to sue a Linux user. As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months. Well, that day has come. Who is SCO going to sue, if it is even going to sue?"

398 comments

  1. Sue ME!!! by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, please sue ME! I could use fifteen-minutes of fame! Not only that, I'm installing LFS on my Rev. A Bondi iMac even as I'm typing this post! I'm such an outlaw! Come and get me!!!

    1. Re:Sue ME!!! by gagy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh no you don't! I'm a much bigger outlaw than you. I can do all of the above while wearing a patch over my right eye and proclaiming something to the tune of "YARRRRRRRRRRRR, I'm not attractive".

      --
      -I DDoSed your mom.
    2. Re:Sue ME!!! by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a glutton for punishment! How long will *that* take? :-p

      Linux on older mac hardware is okay, but I kind of prefer NetBSD. SCO's gonna sue them, anyway, too, because they've got binary compatibility on x86. Just a matter of time.

    3. Re:Sue ME!!! by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can do all the above with my gang making the biggest Beowulf cluster of outlaws!

      Sue us!

      --
      Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
    4. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man I keep checking my mailbox every 10 min but nothing shows up. I just know its going to be me!

    5. Re:Sue ME!!! by Popageorgio · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use Windows (network issues force me to) and fantasize about Linux. Can I get, like, subpoenaed?

    6. Re:Sue ME!!! by The+Munger · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm picturing McBride's PC flashing up a little Outlook calender entry 'Today: Sue Linux user'. I guess we find out if he hits 'Dismiss' or 'Snooze'. :-)

      --
      Refuse to make a statement in your sig!
    7. Re:Sue ME!!! by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hmmm, it might actually be a positive thing if they were to sue these guys (no, not Netcraft, the company the page is about...)

      Think how much more productive we'd all be ;)

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    8. Re:Sue ME!!! by DebianRcksLindowsLie · · Score: 0, Troll

      I run Debian, and I am writing a script that will DDOS sco.com, not just the name this time, but the IP address as well. Windows script kiddies have slower DDOS attacks, as they have to run on windoze boxes.

      The power of Linux will help me take down the evil that is SCO!

      -- Back to reality - click my sig to stop a worse evil than SCO. Click my homepage for too much information.

    9. Re:Sue ME!!! by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I don't remember anything about this 'Sue' woman. What do I care that she's using Linux?"

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    10. Re:Sue ME!!! by scm · · Score: 5, Informative

      You could install Cooperative Linux. It lets you run Linux under Windows: http://www.colinux.org/

    11. Re:Sue ME!!! by vwjeff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unless Microsoft included some of *cough* SCO's code into Windows, I don't think you will have a chance of being sued.

      Searching Google "Windows Source Code"

      Wow what's this?

      windowssourcecode.tar downloaded sucessfully

      Well form the looks of it, Microsoft might be the first to be sued by SCO!!! (not flamebait, joke)

    12. Re:Sue ME!!! by AntiTuX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SILENCE ALL!! I have a linux tattoo on my right shoulder (seriously). I want to be sued, goddamnit!!

    13. Re:Sue ME!!! by Kwikymart · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you know it's a girl? Maybe it's parent's could have listened to a lot of Cash?

      --

      Buying a Dell computer is equivalent to dropping the soap in a prison shower.
    14. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every time I see your homepage URL I think it says 'desk to POS dot com'... (POS meaning piece of shit, not point of service or pint of sauce)

    15. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use Windows (network issues force me to)

      In other words, Kazaa doesn't run on Linux... :-)

    16. Re:Sue ME!!! by simcop2387 · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh thats nothing i got errno.h tattooed on my back! i'm living their IP right now!

    17. Re:Sue ME!!! by Tender+Vittles · · Score: 1

      I just made the switch from XP to Mandrake 9.2 and I'm loving it! In fact, I'm loving it so much that I'm installing it on my other 2 computers and I am now going to encourage my friends to make the switch as well. Come get some, Darl.

    18. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Still... No Karma for you.!!

    19. Re:Sue ME!!! by 00420 · · Score: 1

      I'm installing LFS

      Holy crap! That's one hardcore Linux (non)distribution. I think I may have to try that out :)

    20. Re:Sue ME!!! by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      I just know its going to be me!

      unlikely. i have it on good authority that they will be using the same formula for choosing victims that the riaa used. so, that means they'll be suing either:

      1. a twelve year old girl
      2. a senior citizen who actually owns a mac
      you should be safe.
    21. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can do all that while downloading music off of Kazaa and other file sharing networks! Yaaarrr, shiver me timbers mate!

    22. Re:Sue ME!!! by fastgood · · Score: 0

      SCO must want to win in the court of public opinion.


      --
      But where do we claim the $250,000.00 if www.sco.com is still down?

    23. Re:Sue ME!!! by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can download the Windows source code here but it appears to be nothing close to a CD's worth of code..... ;)

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    24. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      don't remember anything about this 'Sue' woman. What do I care that she's using Linux?

      Totally stolen joke.

    25. Re:Sue ME!!! by Z-r0e_G · · Score: 1

      Why not have person use Apollon free network testing and good for distributed files yeah like linux isos and such nothing illegal there ;)

      --
      If money grew on trees it would be worthless. If computers grew on trees It still wouldn't make them simple to use.
    26. Re:Sue ME!!! by Daniel+Serodio · · Score: 1

      I know the parent is supposed to be funny (actually, it kinda is), but since I found out SoulSeek (and specially Nicotine), I don't miss Kazaa at all.

    27. Re:Sue ME!!! by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Unless Microsoft included some of *cough* SCO's code into Windows, I don't think you will have a chance of being sued.

      Microsoft recently bought a license from SCO. One would expect this to preclude lawsuits over SCO's IP in Windows.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    28. Re:Sue ME!!! by homeobocks · · Score: 0

      Come on! I have a fricken' beowulf cluster of linux-powered atomic supermen, but SCO still hasn't sent me an email! I could use a half an hour of entertainment . . . or I could just watch Family Guy . . . whatever is easier.

      --
      MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
    29. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am installing gentoo and getting further along each time, well I geuss tenth time is the charm.

    30. Re:Sue ME!!! by ghostdancer · · Score: 1

      In other words, Kazaa doesn't run on Linux... :-)

      You can run kazaa in Linux with wine... ;)

      KaZaa on Linux

      --
      I rather be free in hell than a slave in heaven.
    31. Re:Sue ME!!! by 00420 · · Score: 1

      It took me three tries to install Gentoo. But two of them we're due to problems installing Windows on another partition (one was of those was my fault, the other was Windows' fault)

      Now that it's installed I love it. It suits my tastes much better than Fedora did.

    32. Re:Sue ME!!! by incom · · Score: 1

      With appolon I get kazaa/gift/gnutella networks all at once fairly seemlesly. It even has things like file playing and previewing right inside the app. And it's QT goodness too.

      --
      True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
    33. Re:Sue ME!!! by merdark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool, does wine also run the spyware? ;)

      (People should use KazaaLite, or a spyware free client!)

    34. Re:Sue ME!!! by Popageorgio · · Score: 1

      That's not the issue; it's my college's crappy server and proxy system, as well as their Microsoft Exchange mail server, which apparently supports nothing but Outlook -- not even Outlook Express.

      It's Grove City College, if anyone wants to extend the hate.

      And the College blocks HTTP Tunnel, which was my only way to get Kazaa. Now I rely on friends subscribing to Easynews.

      As my friend and schoolmate Peter Swift (fjordboy) can tell you, we have a thriving p2p network within the campus, running at 10 and, in certain cases, 90 Mbps.

    35. Re:Sue ME!!! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh, I just got a letter in the post with SCO's letterhead on it.

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    36. Re:Sue ME!!! by strobert · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod this guy up as funny. I'm dying right now. Of course, maybe just because I'm enough of a geez to knwo the song reference :).

    37. Re:Sue ME!!! by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Well, I expect they were thinking of going for Google, since they "owe" $7M to SCO, but you make a compelling case...

      --
      ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
    38. Re:Sue ME!!! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A friend of mine was looking through it yesterday (the leaked source code to Windows). He said from what he could tell it was for IE & that it had a lot of headers that started with GNU*

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    39. Re:Sue ME!!! by acariquara · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, SCO sues YOU!

      oh wait...

      --
      Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all
    40. Re:Sue ME!!! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      That is actually a good point. I would not be shocked if MS DID steal some gpl stuff. The question is, does FSF have the stomach (or $$$) to sue? I mean, either they release all linked sources code (this doesn't count) or recall all versions with the offending code, according the gpl, right?

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    41. Re:Sue ME!!! by yacineparis.com · · Score: 0

      Gift can connect to Fasttrack (Kazaa), gnutella and OpenFT.

      --
      Yacine.
    42. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invalid excuse.
      Gtk-Gnutella (what I use) and a host of other programs also use the Gnutella network that KaZaA uses.

    43. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea, you just posted your friend and schoolmate's name and handle for the anti-p2p people to come after. How many Peter Swifts do you think are at Grove City College?

    44. Re:Sue ME!!! by Popageorgio · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh, I'm very scared. For the record, I'm Nick Douglas, douglasnw1@gcc.edu, AIM Decaf Silicon, phone number (724) 458-2915, address:

      GCC #1534
      200 Campus Dr.
      Grove City, PA 16127.

      And I download copyrighted music, share copyrighted music, and burn copyrighted music from CDs borrowed from the library.

      I also jaywalk, speed, and occasionally drink alcohol underage. I've bought cigarettes for a minor. And since I'd get a $10 refund for two hours of paperwork, I won't do my taxes this year.

    45. Re:Sue ME!!! by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      How about this guy? He already has a record as a bad apple.

    46. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you have to file a return. As long as you don't owe.

      The purpose of doing your taxes is to find out how much you owe/the gov owes you. Being a college student, I doubt there is a problem, especially if your paycheck is sucked dry with taxes.

    47. Re:Sue ME!!! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      This isn't a troll! Look for yourselves! Stupid crackhead moderators.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    48. Re:Sue ME!!! by rastin · · Score: 1

      Since the early 80's I've been filling shoeboxes with copied Commie64 games, the 90 saw me in mass violations against Microsquish. Since changing to Linux I hav'nt broken any laws until now so SUE ME FIRST!!! P.S: Sorry to the Commie64 game coders but my allowance was 75 cents a week!

    49. Re:Sue ME!!! by McPierce · · Score: 1

      You could install Cooperative Linux. It lets you run Linux under Windows



      I would love to use it (I'm tired of running Linux under VMware and having to deal with the overhead and performance impacts on WinXP) but can't get the fecking thing to compile. CoLinux calls for packages from Microsoft in order to build CoLinux that aren't available for download. And their website has no documentation.

      --
      Darryl L. Pierce "What do you care what people think, Mr. Feynman?"
  2. Whom indeed? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Probably someone big, someone rich, a victim of such magnitude the world can hardly not take notice, probably Munich.

    At least, if I were pretending not to be backed by Microsoft, that's what I'd do.

    "Mein Gott! Herr McBride ist nicht gegetting keinen bier! Der kann amerikaner wasser beir getrinken und bei Holle gehen! Uf dienen lederhosen, Herr McBride!"

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or perhaps someone small who will settle easily and then they can have a press release that says:

      "Linux users begin to bow to SCO's claims of infringement as witnessed today by settling..."

      It might prop the stock up for a little while.

    2. Re:Whom indeed? by kachuik · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best quote so far:

      Meanwhile, industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

    3. Re:Whom indeed? by mtenhagen · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well Munich is not really an option since the german judge already told sco to shut up.

      --
      200GB/2TB $7.95 Coupon: SAVE90DOLLAR
    4. Re:Whom indeed? by hdparm · · Score: 5, Funny

      God was unsuccessful although it was a good shot.

    5. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, since a couple decades ago it was IBM we were supposed to hate, it's only fitting that we cheer them on as they defend us from the latest Great Evil(tm).

    6. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. Microsoft is sane and rational for the most part. That makes them more dangerous.

    7. Re:Whom indeed? by sPaKr · · Score: 4, Funny

      And before that it was AT&T. I mean they even had the deathstar as their logo, how could you not hate them. Dont forget they started all of this sue of unix, get ass haneded to stuff

    8. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have actual proof that Microsoft backs up SCO, not some licensing agreements which is already planned ahead of the suits, something actual, something you can present to the court and convince the judge without any reasonable doubt?

    9. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      God was unsuccessful although it was a good shot.

      The Devil Vs. GOD - now that sure would make an interesting court case !

    10. Re:Whom indeed? by NortWind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Acting "sane and rational" about making profits quarter by quarter doesn't make a great policy for the long term. The idea that people like being treated like cattle has been tested time and time again. It always seems to work great for a while, then all of a sudden there is a commotion, and people are being lined up against the wall.

    11. Re:Whom indeed? by DARKFORCE123 · · Score: 0

      Is Evil really that dumb?

    12. Re:Whom indeed? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then if History repeats itself, in 10-20 years we will be cheering on Microsoft as they lawyer-whip some company trying to screw the open source community? I don't have enough drugs to make THAT sound reasonable.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    13. Re:Whom indeed? by fastgood · · Score: 0

      It might prop the stock up for a little while.

      SCO still hasn't figured out the the dot-com bust ... a business model
      based on hypothetical future earnings from a non-viable product.


      --
      A virtual storefront for a virtual company:
      www.sco.com/store

    14. Re:Whom indeed? by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the contrary, SCO apparently earned the title of most hated company in tech according to BW Online. Ransom Love must cry himself to sleep at night...

      --
      perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'
    15. Re:Whom indeed? by iabervon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Suing Munich would be a bit tricky, because they'd actually have to make some sort of claim. And, last I heard, Munich is in Germany, and there's an injunction against SCO making claims about Linux in Germany. Perhaps Darl will send Munich a blank threatening letter.

    16. Re:Whom indeed? by KamuSan · · Score: 1

      No, because a German judge told SCO to shut up.

    17. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Quite amuzing. Karma whore got SACCCKKKKKEEEEDDDDDDD.

    18. Re:Whom indeed? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      And SCO replied, "No, you!" and promptly stuck out its tongue at Germany.

    19. Re:Whom indeed? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Suing Munich would be a bit tricky, because they'd actually have to make some sort of claim. And, last I heard, Munich is in Germany, and there's an injunction against SCO making claims about Linux in Germany. Perhaps Darl will send Munich a blank threatening letter.

      You evidently have missed a few trials in US courts against concerns outside the US, pursuing any assets of that concern in US banks. Seems preposterous, until you see suits like that succeed.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    20. Re:Whom indeed? by madpierre · · Score: 1

      No problem. Just stop doing business through US banks. When the money stops flowing who do you think will back down first?

      --
      siggy played guitar
    21. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's long ago dissasociated himself with that company.

      I remember where he talked about selling off all of his SCO stock because of this crap.

    22. Re:Whom indeed? by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      I do. Want some?

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    23. Re:Whom indeed? by Overt+Coward · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps someone small who will settle easily

      If SCO lawyers were actually smart, they would sue a "friendly" user and have the user settle for $1 but have a clause in the settlement that would seal the terms of the settlement. Then they could post their claims about how user so-and-so chose to settle because they knew the SCO was right, blah, blah, blah...

    24. Re:Whom indeed? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I suspect that Munich does its banking in Germany.

  3. It will be Google but not for the reason you think by coupland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, it's a no-brainer -- they will sue Google. And before you say "ahh yes, Google, a huge Linux user" you should instead think to yourself "ahh yes Google, the premiere search engine." Because when the suit comes, that's what it will really be about. SCO is just a Microsoft puppet being used to do the nasty things M$ can't do in public.

    What is Microsoft's next "big thing?" Web searching. And who have they set their sights on? Google. Fortunately for Microsoft, Google also happens to run Linux, so they can dispatch their little lap-dog on a smear campaign. Does it really matter if Google is vindicated or not if Microsoft can make businesses think "IP theft" when they think "Google?" You heard it here first...

  4. It's me! by griffman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh wait ... I don't use Linux. But the facts don't seem to come into play much with SCO, so perhaps that doesn't matter...

    -rob.

  5. the elusive unicorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh they'll pull some excuse not to have sued anyone.

  6. Uh oh! by trp642 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It could be me! Let me go check my mailbox...

    1. Re:Uh oh! by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Funny
      [Ed McMahon] You may already be a defendant! [/Ed McMahon]

      --
      -- "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
  7. The solution to it all... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody's gotta take Darl to Vegas sometime and sit him down at a high stakes table. If he was willing to bet on having a user lawsuit today, who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...

    1. Re:The solution to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Somebody's gotta take Darl to Vegas sometime and sit him down at a high stakes table. If he was willing to bet on having a user lawsuit today, who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...
      It'll sort of be moot if Darl has an Ace up his sleeve.
    2. Re:The solution to it all... by mdechene · · Score: 1

      Somebody's gotta take Darl to Vegas sometime and sit him down at a high stakes table. If he was willing to bet on having a user lawsuit today, who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...

      Argh! You stole my queen!

      --

      Karma: Not Particularly Funny.
    3. Re:The solution to it all... by nizo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think right now it is more like him calling hit on 22, since we are all pretty much still waiting for some proof here helllooooo SCO?????

    4. Re:The solution to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He'd never hit a 20. After all, he's standing pat on his total of 4 right now, and hoping for the dealer to bust, all while ignoring the face card the dealer has showing...

    5. Re:The solution to it all... by flacco · · Score: 1
      who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...

      that retarded douchebag would call hit on 21.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    6. Re:The solution to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! You stole my queen!

      Don't worry, we'll just bankrupt him then return him... you'll have your queen back in Utah before you can say "Oh, isn't that just GORGeous!"

    7. Re:The solution to it all... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Just try that in Vegas!

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    8. Re:The solution to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just try suing IBM?

    9. Re:The solution to it all... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Miles away from Vegas, in bat country, a pickup truck, a six-wheeled all-terrain vehicle, and a self-balancing motorcycle receive new robotic orders and pick up the pace.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  8. Clarity by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth pointing out that today isn't SCO's deadline to sue Linux users. Today's is the deadline imposed by SCO for all Linux users to ante up the money or face possible lawsuits from SCO. All things considered, I'd love to see them try. Considering the recent news of AT&T and Novell documents, I'd love for SCO to sue me, then lose their case(s) to Novell/IBM and let me sue back for extortion, loss of income, etc.

    Hey SCO. I use Linux. I install Linux for 100's of companies a year. I failed to pay for any SCO licenses. Please sue me! My email is andrew@nccomp.com.

    "The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

    1. Re:Clarity by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope you have a good spam filter ;p

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    2. Re:Clarity by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      A bogus email address is the best spam filter around. :) Honestly, though, considering the amount of spam I started receiving after using the Google Ad-Words, the little bit I get from this post will be all but inconsequential.

      "The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

    3. Re:Clarity by thebes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      andrew@nccomp.com is it?

      spam it spam it spam it!!! :D

    4. Re:Clarity by KYeti · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hell they can sue me too!! Mandrake 9 modded with 2.6, and full of dirty dirty sco code. Infact, im going to email info@sco.com with this :
      With regards to your threats of lawsuits towards certain users of the Linux kernel, I am contacting you to inform you of a breach of your intellectual property rights. I have been using Linux for a few years now, and am willing to repent for my sins.

      I, unfortunately, am not willing to pay for a license. Oh dear. I understand, and sympathise totally if you are forced to follow up this transgression with a lawsuit. You may feel free to contact me with a summons through any of the means provided below.

      My contact information is as follows.

      Name :

      Address :

      Country :

      Postcode :

      Daytime telephone number :

      Evening telephone number :

      Email Address :
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      While you've been modd'ing me down, Ive been not caring.
    5. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good shot getting a plug for your site modded up. And using "M$", no less! ;)

    6. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, in that case, you can contact me at one of the email addresses below:

      darl@sco.com
      mcbride@sco.com
      webmaster@sco.com
      pr@sco.com :-)
      info@sco.com

    7. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hope you have a good spam filter ;p

      Why do you think SCO will use his email address in their next virus?!? ;)

    8. Re:Clarity by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 5, Informative
      Well actually they did:

      SCO Targets Major Linux User
      November 18, 2003 (2:47 p.m. EST)
      By Antone Gonsalves, TechWeb News

      The SCO Group Inc. said Tuesday it would sue a major user of Linux within 90 days, as the company prepared to launch a new legal assault in its claims that the open-source operating system contains the computer maker's copyrighted code.

      The Lindon, Utah, company, which has a $3 billion lawsuit pending against IBM, told reporters and analysts in a teleconference that it would begin suing companies that use Linux, but refuse to pay licensing fees to SCO.

      "One of things that we will be looking to do is to identify a defendant that we believe will illustrate the nature of the problem," David Boies, managing partner of SCO's law firm Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP, said. "I don't want to try and identify that defendant on this call, for obvious reasons . . . but you will be seeing the identification of a significant user that has not paid license fees and is in fact using proprietary and copyrighted material. I think you'll certainly be seeing that within the next 90 days."

    9. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Honestly, though, considering the amount of spam I started receiving after using the Google Ad-Words, the little bit I get from this post will be all but inconsequential.

      That's what you think! Muhahahahahahahah!!!!

    10. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, today is the deadline for the 1500 users SCO notified. Gee. Now they gonna sue them? No. 1500 companies, and no, they aren't suing J. Random Luser, they are threatening large companies with deep pockets. So it won't work. Because a case like that can easily run into $$$ just to get it going. Especially if the other side fights it. And the countersuits get flying. Do the math, if an average suit costs them $50,000, which when suing big companies is chump change, 1500 X $50,000.00 = $75 million. I would think big companies can do the math too. And if sued will ask their lawyers to file lots of motions and make lot of manuveurs that cost lots of expensive laywer billing hours for SCO.

    11. Re:Clarity by el+cisne · · Score: 1

      Also billg@microsoft.com, monkeyboy@microsoft.com

    12. Re:Clarity by NortWind · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you can reach his lawyers at:
      fi@sco.com

    13. Re:Clarity by cyt0plas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I gave google 2 seperate tagged addresses, for tracking purposes (and to beat my spam filters). Never been spammed at either of them, and I've been in it since the beginning.

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    14. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you're so hyped to get into court, maybe you should preemptively sue SCO for loss of consortium?

    15. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would've considered using your company for support if you didn't advertise your religion on your home page. Being Christian does not correlate with being a good person.

    16. Re:Clarity by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Didn't they change their addresses? Something like scogroup.com?

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    17. Re:Clarity by ogre57 · · Score: 2, Funny

      .. within the next 90 days.

      Tomorrow's Darl quote, "Only a filthy Linux communist hippie terrorist could possibly interpret this as meaning something other than the next 90 business days, which is still several weeks away. And the unexpected Christmas vacation has set our plans back another 15 days." (hey, if they'll try it in court..)

    18. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "David Boies, managing partner of SCO's law firm"

      David Boies? Is that the same David Boies who prosecuted Microsoft in their US antitrust case? Strange.

  9. re:Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User by cb8100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judging by all the flames the past SCO stories have generated, shouldn't this article itself be flagged as flamebait?

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  10. I've got the press release from SCO right here! by ZiZ · · Score: 4, Funny
    Taken straight from sco's website:

    We can't find "www.sco.com"

    You can try again by typing the URL in the address bar above.
    Or, search the Web:

    ...Rest of press release snipped for brevity

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    1. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Holi · · Score: 1

      try scogroup.com,

      remember they had to take steps due to the DoS attack.

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    2. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Holi · · Score: 1

      ACK stupid me. Should always use preview,

      thats www.thescogroup.com.

      --
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    3. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the same website as www.sco.com, though.

    4. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by ZiZ · · Score: 1

      Or just sco.com, but that's not nearly so funny.

      --
      This flies in the face of science.
    5. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by savagedome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We can't find "www.sco.com"

      It never existed. The Almighty says it has no old record.

      Actually, its interesting that Google cache reports "Content removed at the request of the site's publisher".

    6. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't find "www.sco.com"

      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Aren't we a pompous browser.

    7. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by lgftsa · · Score: 1

      The proxy couldn't find it, and neither could it's peers.

    8. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by mog007 · · Score: 1

      It isn't being pompous, it's powered by an entire battelion of baboons hoped up on nicotine.

    9. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by toddestan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Aren't we a pompous browser.


      Imagine a beowolf cluster of browsers, you insensitive clod!

    10. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... It was the royal we...

    11. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a beowolf cluster of browsers, you insensitive clod!

      Imagine how unhappy Beowulf gets every time somebody spells his name wrong, you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by anoopsinha · · Score: 1
      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Individuals who refer to themselves as "we" are:
      Royalty
      Government
      People with tapeworms

    13. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Isn't that the default "domain not found" error page in Internet Explorer? Does that answer your question?

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    14. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's truth in advertising. Internet exploder initially starts using first-person sigular, "I", but as soon as the user installs a non-microsoft add-on (think Add-server, keystroke logger etc), it correctly switches to the plural "We".

    15. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by revery · · Score: 1

      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      This is one of the less subtle clues that indicates he is using Microsoft's Internet Explorer. "We" is the proper and preferred term to be used by all products of the Borg(TM)

      --

      Was it the sheep climbing onto the altar, or the cattle lowing to be slain,
      or the Son of God hanging dead and bloodied on a cross that told me this was a world condemned, but loved and bought with blood.

  11. Imagine if they gave a frivolous lawsuit by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine if they gave a frivolous lawsuit, and no-one came?

    (apologies to whomever came up with the original Vietnam War-time adage)

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Imagine if they gave a frivolous lawsuit by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      it wasn't Vietnam - it goes back to WW1 at least - originally it was imagine if they gave a dinner party, and nobody came'.I think it can possibly be traced back to Sam Johnson, dictoniary scribbler, but I'm not too sure of the quote.

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      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  12. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bullshit. get some arguments, boy.

  13. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about this... Google is the biggest major user of Linux who is still profitable post-bubble. We don't know exactly how profitable because they're not public yet, but we know they have to be looking good to be thinking about an IPO.

  14. what does this prove? by dilvie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO has already said a lot of stupid things that they haven't proven. They've already sent notices out to companies who use linux (the first step in the process of suing a user) -- even though they still haven't got a ruling in the IBM case, and proven to anybody anywhere that they have a case at all. All this countdown shows the world is that SCO is consistent about one thing: much adu about nothing. - Eric

    1. Re:what does this prove? by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      That's "ado", though in SCO's case I think "adieu" might be more appropriate.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    2. Re:what does this prove? by dilvie · · Score: 1

      yeah.. caught the error after I posted. =) Perhaps I should use the "preview" button more...

  15. They'll Sue a Friend by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At this point I think it would be too dangerous for them to sue anyone who would put up much of a fight. I imagine an unamed user, or one of their few remaining friends. Perhaps a Microsoft shell company.

    The suit can be filed. Vague statements can be made. Face can be saved. The recipient of the suit might not even contest it. More smoke and mirrors.

    I dont think even Darl McBride is foolish enough to risk a big name with the legal problems they're having.

    LS

    1. Re:They'll Sue a Friend by fname · · Score: 1

      Ya, let them do that. I don't think judges think very highly of lawyers who file sham lawsuits in their courtrooms. That's probably the type of thing that would get a lawyer disbarred. I don't think David Boies is going to flush his career as a lawyer down the toilet so that SCO can save face.

    2. Re:They'll Sue a Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should sue these guys just for the hell of it...

      "Microsoft builds Linux lab to test the competition

      HELEN JUNG THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
      REDMOND -- It's perhaps the last place a Linux enthusiast would expect to find all the software needed to run a Linux office for 1,000 people -- the Redmond headquarters of Microsoft Corp."

      http://www.theolympian.com/home/news/20030817/bu si ness/77908.shtml

      Can you imagine the emotional distress it would cause in the /. community if they were had to decide between rooting for either SCO or MS.

      There'd be geeks exploding in the streets...

  16. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think that will be such a bad thing if it happens, I've never met a man or woman, geek or not, who didn't love google.

    --
    Setec Astronomy
  17. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Aliencow · · Score: 1

    Uh...that was EXACTLY what I was thinking!
    False advertisement.

  18. Sue the pants off of my neighbour by The+Ancients · · Score: 5, Funny
    Err, the female one who does Pilates at 7am every morning, that is...

    Pretty Please?

    1. Re:Sue the pants off of my neighbour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm Pilates-in-hotpants (dr00l)

    2. Re:Sue the pants off of my neighbour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marcus? Is that you? What is "The Ancients" mean? You and your silly computer games.

      I told you to stop looking at Barbara. Now come downstairs and get your breakfast... you will be late for school... make sure you wash your hand(s) first!!!

  19. Other big news on SCO by leoxx · · Score: 5, Informative
    Groklaw just posted a text version of the SCO response to IBM's discovery request. Here's a link to the original PDF.


    This document describes SCO's case (or lack thereof) in more detail than any other piece of info so far. Lots of stuff for the Linux community to pick apart. Most especially a description of the "millions of lines of code" that they claim they own.

  20. Darl here... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    Chris and I have decided to sue each other. A pretty break even settlement, and we should have two victories under our collective belts.

    I'm taking ownership of www.sco.com, Chris is taking ownership of www.caldera.com, and we're going after a billion dollars apiece.

    I am seriously going to sue myself until I go blind. I get wood just thinking about it.

    1. Re:Darl here... by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 1

      It's bound to be good for your stock prices. Have you called the Enderle?

      Maybe the Royal Bank wants part of each of you!

  21. Re:Nice Javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Your countdown will start showing increasingly negative numbers.

    .... perhaps that's the point, and you missed it?

  22. A sign of things to come? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps this entry is relevant? (Red Hat News - Lehman Brothers Threatened by SCO)

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  23. Re:Nice Javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you seemed to forget that time will exist after the countdown expires

    Will it, though? Will it? You don't know.

    Joking aside, it's obvious to any higher mammal that the author is creating the division of a new epoch; namely BSS: Before SCO Sued and ASS: After SCO Sued. So tomorrow will be February 18, 1 ASS (recall that, as in BCE/CE, there is no year 0).

  24. Re:It will be Google by darnok · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't think it will be Google because they've got the resources to counter-sue.

    I think it'll be some 13yo kid somewhere in the US; someone who definitely won't have the resources or sense of outrage to take on SCO legally, but who will generate public sympathy to the point where his "SCO tax" will be paid by someone else.

    It'll get lots of news coverage, and it'll be a very "clean" operation in terms of scaring a few relevant people and not financially damaging the kid in question; he'll get paid by the news stations and magazines for his story and he'll do OK out of it.

    It'll also happen in a blaze of publicity, as Darl has to push up that share price if he's gonna qualify for his bonus payment.

  25. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really? Is Google bigger than Lehman Brothers, whom SCO just recently threatened on this issue?

    http://www.lehman.com/
    http://www.groklaw.net/a rticle.php?story=200402171 13800806

    Not all 'major users of Linux' are Internet companies...

  26. please sue google! by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes! Please! Sue Google! I want them to put back in SCO on top of the litigious bastard search!

    --
    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:please sue google! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      Hmm. Searched google with: "litigious bastard" and SCO: got 17 results. "Litigious bastards" and SCO got 9250.

      Much better.

      --

      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    2. Re:please sue google! by nzkoz · · Score: 3, Informative

      While no-one knows for sure, I'll speculate anyway.

      The reason that the Litigious Bastards are no-longer on top of their rightful google search is that:

      http://www.sco.com/ is offline

      I'm confident that once they're back (and googlebot realises they are) the searchgods will adjust their rankings accordingly.

      --
      Cheers Koz
  27. The won't sue anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO's all fur coat and no panties.

  28. I can't believe /. would even post this by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
    Remember MyDoom? Whatever they promised before then, I'd say that this is a big enough event for them that it changes everything. If I were working for a company that was waiting on another company in their release schedule, and they promised to have it out, I would let them have at least another month to push it out, if they had to deal with something like this.

    It's unfortunate that Darl would choose to stoop to the level of proimising stupid lawsuits. But if he's made any promises about time, in the face of MyDoom I've got to be lenient about it.

    1. Re:I can't believe /. would even post this by raidient · · Score: 1

      OK Kevin. We understand.

      --
      My faith is expressed through Nihilism. Do you understand?
    2. Re:I can't believe /. would even post this by spitzak · · Score: 2, Informative

      He made this promise after MyDoom was out there, and in fact in the very same speech in which he talked about MyDoom.

      I expect the excuse they will come up with is to say that IBM is a linux user and they are already suing them.

  29. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it's a no-brainer -- they will sue Google

    They could just sue themselves. I mean, they were a friggin Linux shop called Caldera not so long ago, and one of the most prominent, if not *the* most prominent linux distro makers somes years back. If that's not called a heavy Linux user, I don't know what is.

    Besides, if they sue themselves, they'll save on stamps to send themselves subpoenas, and they'll be able to use the same lawyers to sue and defend themselves.

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  30. Not happening by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    today is the deadline for SCO to sue a Linux user

    I am sure its not gonna happen. As they say here "Don't worry too much about SCO suing anybody today 'coz its already tomorrow in Australia" :)

    1. Re:Not happening by dazlari · · Score: 1

      Phew, it's not me. Daz, Sydney.

    2. Re:Not happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fuck Australia, it's been tomorrow in New Zealand for an extra three hours. Godzone, baby, yeah!

      Love you, Australians... *smooch*

    3. Re:Not happening by gavri · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

      Actually, it was linus who originally said that.

      No, not torvalds. Charlie Brown's friend :)

  31. The Good Word from GrokLaw by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hints and other juicyness can be found here

    Apparently a Feb 11 S-3 Filing by SCO includes the following

    "Additionally, we have begun notifying selected Linux end users in writing of violations we allege under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act related to our copyrights contained in Linux."

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  32. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ..."Google?" You heard it here first...

    I have read verbal diarrhoea other places too.

    And I did RTFA which said "SCO has vowed to sue a major user of Linux within 90 days, starting from November 18. One of those major users might be Google." So I didn't "heard it here first" either.

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  33. AT&T Trips Up SCO by Laptop+Dancer · · Score: 5, Informative
    Computerworld has an interesting account of a recently discovered AT&T 1985 clarification of derivative works, which suggests that SCO is SOL.

    But regardless of whether SCO has already sued a user or is just running a little behind schedule, winning any Linux lawsuits may have just gotten a lot harder for SCO.

    Who said so? AT&T -- in 1985.

    Check it out for the juce..

    1. Re:AT&T Trips Up SCO by Michael_Burton · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the same Computerworld article:

      AT&T said it wanted "to assure licensees that AT&T will claim no ownership in the software that they developed -- only the portion of the software developed by AT&T."

      In other words, AT&T never intended for Unix licensees to give up ownership of code they added to their versions of Unix. That was never part of the deal.

      And then Darl Vader sez: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

      --
      When all you have is an axe, everything looks like a grindstone.
    2. Re:AT&T Trips Up SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And then Darl Vader sez: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

      The more correct Title is "Darth McBride"

    3. Re:AT&T Trips Up SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check it out for the juce..

      I checked it out. There was no juice.

      Damn it, from someone called "Laptop Dancer", I expected something quite a bit more juicy. Please tone down your language in future posts.

  34. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by really? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better, after they sue themselves and lose they have set legal precedent. :-)

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    "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
  35. Here is a copy of SCO homepage by BlueTrin · · Score: 5, Funny
    just in the case it gets /.-ed.

    The page cannot be found
    The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
    ...
    --
    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
    1. Re:Here is a copy of SCO homepage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      just in the case it gets /.-ed.

      Maybe all those DoS attacks SCO keep going on about are simply slashdottings? Mmmmmmmm....

      while 1=1 do
      {
      Click here or Click here or Click here or Click here or Click here or Click here or Click here or Click here....
      }

  36. Perhaps it will be Lehman Brothers... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Informative

    At least that's somewhat implied in some speculation at Groklaw. According to that story, Lehman Brothers got a nasty-gram and promptly dispatched it to RedHat of servicing... RedHat attached it to some kind of motion or something (IANAL) suggesting that although SCO had promised the judged it was not threatening RedHat's business, threatening RedHat's customers was the same thing...

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  37. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Lobo93 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    bullshit

    Best...argument...ever!

    Seriously, anyone with an IQ equal to a doorknob would but easily spot the puppetmastering done by M$ in this particular case... But if you want arguments, I'll give you two:

    1. Quid pro quo
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

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    "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
  38. SCO will not sue anybody by terrencefw · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As we all suspect, this whole, baseless, possibly illegal charade is a desparate act by a desparate company. Look at the facts:

    • They admit they have no source of revenue except "leveraging intellectual property".
    • McBride fails to understand that the GPL just sits on top of existing copyright law, so even if it is defated in court (which it won't be) they will be in an even worse position.
    • That they don't see how their own position is weakened by them distributing Linux themselves. Surely their own developers aren't so stupid as to not spot their own code in the Linux kernel (to paraphrase PJ).
    • You don't argue with IBM. Full stop. Period.

    As an amusing aside, the other day I was visiting a friend of my wife's at her work. My 1 year old was with me, and, having wandered away for a second or so, my ears picked up the sound of SCSI hard discs spinning down. Fearing that I might be in the running for a few hours unpaid work bringing up some ancient Netware box (they're a bit low-tech where this gal works), I hastily powered the box back up. What had my 1 year old accidently powered off...? A SCO Unix box! Good on 'yer mate!

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  39. Bring it on by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 0

    SCO can bring it on. I have a network of computers all running Linux and an Anti-SCO shirt on! I wonder if the fine is $700*my network or just $700? Eh! What am I saying.. they aren't getting any money from me.

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  40. The big crunch by BenSpinSpace · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user.


    SCO doesn't sue a Linux user.

    Try this:

    Tomorrow, we log onto the Internet and witness a vicious battle going on. There's a flash video in which a streaming clip manifests Darl McBride in every home user's web browser. Why? It turns out that the hacker behind MyDoom is actually an evil corporation trying to destroy SCO, the promoter of Open Source software. Its first target was Goatse: by removing an object of internet culture that everyone has a love/hate relationship with, it destabalized the internet. SCO has been working around the clock to resolve the issue and restore the internet to its full power. SCO couldn't tell us its true intents only because that would ruin their plan. And thus we witness Darl McBride fighting against the MyDoom virus, incarnate, yet coded into a flash file.

    Suddenly, when it looks like Darl McBride might lose the valiant fight, brilliant hackers intercept the sattelite connection going to SCO and insert special weapons for Darl McBride.

    Whammo, Darl McBride wins the battle, and in a tremendous flash of colors, the creepy Peak Oil website literally explodes, covering Google in a hidden cache of virtual oil, which can be printed out by any inkjet printer into real oil.

    People even write offensive, politically volatile websites solely for the purpose of getting people to donate money so they can buy Dance Dance Revolution.

    Goatse.cx is restored, to the detriment of Internet users everywhere but to the spirit of the Internet altogether.

    Darl McBride is hailed as a captain of the Internet, and he forms a team with Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates (who decides to make Windows open source) and Steve Jobs (who decides that maybe Mac programs, as good as they are, should have more than 2 options per program). They develop the ultimate flawless operating system, and Netscape, Opera, and IE combine all their best parts into a browser that has the ability to stretch one's computer screen to twice its physical dimensions while in use.

    1. Re:The big crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've posted on slashdot after hitting the bong before too.

      Congrats!

    2. Re:The big crunch by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, that was just what I was thinking as well.

    3. Re:The big crunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had never seen that Peak Oil website before. Thankyou for scaring the shit out of me. I can't fucking sleep now. Have a nice day!

  41. Suicide for SCO to sue anybody else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From Groklaw

    I think there would be a large list of very negative outcomes for SCO and very
    little positive if SCO were to file a lawsuit against an end user.

    1. Getting involved in another lawsuit will cause attorney fees to drain their
    limited cash even faster
    2. The lawsuit will likely take years to even go to trial, much like the IBM
    suit. Since SCO must win the Novell lawsuit first (itself years away from
    beginning, much less ending) to secure undisputed System V copyrights, any end
    user lawsuit would probably have to be put on hold until the end of any appeals
    in the Novell suit.
    3. Unless an end user is distributing the Linux kernel, they are not guilty of
    copyright infringement. Copyright law governs copying and not use of code.
    Section 117 of copyright law also specifically excludes installing and running
    software from being infringement.
    4. The money that they can get from one company for unintentional copyright
    infringement is limited and likely less than their attorney fees in many if not
    most cases. Lack of registered copyrights limits awards to actual damages, which
    are likely to be minimal or negligible. Even with registered copyrights, damages
    for unintentional copying are severly limited.
    5. SCO's failure to mitigate damages since at least May 2003 limits or
    eliminates any damages they can collect
    6. SCO themselves distributing any infringing code in their own Linux products,
    especially under the GPL, limits or eliminated any damages they can collect
    7. In the event that there really is SCO-owned code in the Linux kernel, SCO
    will be forced to document any infringing code and prove their ownership, which
    will allow it to be removed or replaced
    8. It will increase ill will toward SCO from a greater number of companies and
    individuals, including their own customers, who will likely abandon SCO in
    significant numbers
    9. The act of filing a large number of frivolous lawsuits may be used against
    SCO and its executives in a shareholder lawsuit at a later date

    ---

    Darn, thought of some more after I submitted.

    10. In the event that SCO proves there is non-GPL code in the Linux kernel, they
    simultaneously prove themselves guilty of violating the GPL and willful
    copyright infringement. SCO has been distributing the kernel on their FTP site
    for years, even after they were aware of the allegedly infringing code.
    11. SCO and/or their attorneys may be fined for filing frivolous lawsuits.
    12. SCO potentially opens themselves to prosecution for fraud or extortion by
    state attorneys general, the FTC or other state or federal anti-fraud or
    consumer protection agencies.
    13. Any portions of Linux that SCO alleges are illegal may be covered by
    AT&T's failure to add copyright notices, or the code in BSD-Lite, or the
    ancient Unix code that Caldera previously released under a BSD-like license.

    1. Re:Suicide for SCO to sue anybody else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Getting involved in another lawsuit will cause attorney fees to drain their limited cash even faster

      Every corporation that got threatening letters from SCO should immediately turn around and sue SCO for Declaratory Judgment relief. How cool would it be if 1500 important companies all sued SCO in various Fed. Cts. all over the country in the same week?

      Answer: Damn cool. Approaching "coolio" even.

  42. Re:+5 Rocking, Got A Story Accepted! by pankajsethi · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are already a Sladhdotter. You will be a Slashdotee once your website gets Slashdotted

  43. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Sogol · · Score: 4, Interesting

    actually I heard it here first...

  44. Big surprise... by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does the failure of SCO to sue Google (or any major corporate Linux user) really surprise anyone?

    First of all, SCO most likely chose that "90 days" to fall after the deadline to come up with some evidence in the IBM case. Darl et al no doubt figured that they'd either have an airtight case against Google, or have found new jobs by this point.

    Second, how would such a suit proceed? I'd imagine Google's lawyers would start off by requesting a dismissal with prejudice, on the grounds that SCO can't sue for infringement on something they have no rights to. Failing in that, they'd just request putting off the case until a resolution of SCO vs IBM, which means basically the same thing, they'd just have to wait a bit longer.


    Finally, assuming SCO did choose Google as their primary target, the fact that Google has put off its IPO no doubt weighs heavily in SCO's inaction - The deeper the pockets, the more you can get. With $25bn, Google would have some pretty deep pockets, on the short-term. With only a few tens of million above operating expenses, OTOH, SCO would have to consider itself lucky just to win the cost of their licenses, nevermind any penalties...

  45. Oblig. SP quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cartman[Linux Community]: Aw, damnit! Alright. It is decided. ::points:: Butters, your turn.

    Butters[Random Linux User]: Oh boy, I'm going to be sacrificed to the provider!

  46. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you sue yourself and you loose, it's obvious you have won.

    Just think about it..

  47. i'm confused by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I have to pay for Linux? I better switch to the new free open source version of Windows Fast!!

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    1. Re:i'm confused by raidient · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows Fast....Don't think I know that one.

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    2. Re:i'm confused by teklob · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, you are charged insane prices for a Linux license and Windows is open source

  48. The deadline has already passed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "3 months ago article" states that

    "The SCO Group Inc. said Tuesday it would sue a major user of Linux within 90 days..."

    The article was published on November 18, 2003 (a Tuesday) so 90 days since November 18 :

    12 remaining days in November +
    31 days in December +
    31 days in January +
    16 days in February
    ---------------------
    90 days

    Deadline ended at 12AM February 17th.

    1. Re:The deadline has already passed... by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure tomorrow they'll clarify that they meant 90 "business" days...

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    2. Re:The deadline has already passed... by jerky42 · · Score: 1

      And pretty soon after that, it will be 90 Venusian days (248:1).

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  49. Sue Microsoft! by sheapshearer · · Score: 1

    I remember reading an article recently, that just after the RPC bugs became know even Microsoft switched to Linux servers (because its own server were so insecure).

    Thus, SCO should sue Microsoft. I'm sure there would be people willing to pay for courtroom seats on that trial!

  50. SCO license for you, sir? by SST-206 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This online poll currently has a small but worrying percentage of people ready to buy SCO licences.

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    1. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by jbardell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems a quick link from /. evened things out:

      Yes - 3%
      Undecided - 3%
      No - 86%
      Unsure - 8%
      (at time of my response)

      Sure straightened them out :)

    2. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by Vengeance_au · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't be too sure - its now at;

      Yes - 32%
      Undecided - 2%
      No - 60%
      Unsure - 6%

      ..... so now it's time to harness the power of slashdot for GOOD. SCOmeone has been stuffing the ballot box, lets stuff it right back the way it is supposed to be!!!!!

    3. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by SST-206 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, that is how it was when I voted. I'm alarmed that they can fool even 3% of the people some of the time.

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    4. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by SST-206 · · Score: 1

      Don't be too sure - its now at;

      Yes - 32%

      Yikes! It seems that the Countdown ending has put the fear of God into the Pointy Haired Bosses!

      It's currently 29% Yes; we'll see what the next instalment of the saga brings...

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  51. Think if they sued AT&T by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think SCO is trying to create a circular dependency with their lawsuits. SCO vs IBM cannot go ahead until SCO vs. Novell is resolved. RedHat vs. SCO is waiting on the outcome of SCO vs IBM. They need to sue someone who uses RedHat, so that case is blocked by the RedHat case, yet also blocks the Novell case. AT&T comes to mind. Suppose AT&T uses RedHat. They could sue AT&T over that. Such a case would then be dependent on the outcome of the RedHat case. Since AT&T originated the code in System V, SCO vs. Novell would likely depend on the outcome of the AT&T case.

    So to recap:
    - SCO vs. AT&T cannot continue until SCO proves its not baselessly slandering RedHat's product.

    - SCO vs. RedHat cannot continue until SCO shows that IBM illegally copied code.

    - SCO vs. IBM cannot continue until SCO shows that that they and not Novell in fact own the code.

    - SCO vs. Novell cannot continue until SCO proves that AT&T is not allowed to violate what would be their own copyright if Linux in fact does contain System V code.

    Thus it will deadlock forever, SCO will make a bunch of wild claims, and the stock price will skyrocket.

    Of course, they won't gross dollar one.

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    1. Re:Think if they sued AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "SCO vs. AT&T cannot continue until SCO proves its not baselessly slandering RedHat's product."

      No it wouldn't.

      "SCO vs. RedHat cannot continue until SCO shows that IBM illegally copied code."

      Yes it can. RedHat needs only prove that SCO had no proof that IBM did so. SCO has more-or-less admitted this to the court in the IBM case.

      "SCO vs. IBM cannot continue until SCO shows that that they and not Novell in fact own the code."

      Not true. SCO has not included any copyright terms. Nor is the Unix copyright been disputed in the Novell case yet.

      "SCO vs. Novell cannot continue until SCO proves that AT&T is not allowed to violate what would be their own copyright if Linux in fact does contain System V code."

      Not true. SCO vs. Novell is not about the Unix copyrights. It's slander of title case.

      Besides all that, you can't create a deadlock in the court system. There are safeguards for that.

    2. Re:Think if they sued AT&T by castlec · · Score: 1

      Couldn't we then just apply the latest patch to resolve the issue?

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    3. Re:Think if they sued AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Har, good post!

  52. Who Should They Sue? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) The U.S. gov't. Why? Because embedded Linux is used in the radar systems of the FA-18 being sold on Ebay (reported recently on /. ) which the U.S. gov't probably didn't have a SCO license for and which would put an unlicensed copy of proprietory code (Linux... at least according to SCO) into the public domain. Then all the taxpayers could ante up the money. Surely the taxpayers can afford more than the 5 billion they're asking of IBM before damages... after all our national deficit is in the trillions.

    2) Burlington. Why? Because they were the first, early Linux adoptee and led the way for all the others to follow. They set a trend and should be taught a lesson.

    3) Germany. Why? Because they have the largest Linux role-out to date. And according to recent news their Linux roll-out cost more than sticking with Windows which means they have money to throw away anyway.

    4) Google. Why? Isn't it obivious? Google is the largest and most popular search engine *AND* they use Linux. M$ wants a piece of the pie. M$ is already funding SCO, though not directly. If SCO sues Google, M$ can step in and have more market dominance. Sure they'll get sued again, but the judge will bend over for them again, and that's assuming they can even find a judge to pursue M$.

    5) Lindows. Why? Because they're in everyone's faces. Sue them and you solve the M$ vs. Lindows problem, get money from Mr. MP3.com that the RIAA and MPAA couldn't get and give it back to M$ to fund more monopolistic practices and to pay all the new coders M$ will need to patch the vulnerabilities that are about to flood the internet.

    Considering the lack of *technical* judges out there, this is an ideal time for M$ to start monopolizing more than ever. With technical judges busy with IBM vs. SCO, SCO vs. Novell, RedHat vs. SCO, M$ vs. Lindows, etc they'll be hard pressed to find a judge with enough competence to understand things. This is the ideal time for M$ to step up make the movie AntiTrust a reality.

    "The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

    1. Re:Who Should They Sue? by fermion · · Score: 1
      This certainly is more funny than insightful. For instance, I seem to recall a judgement against SCO in Germany, which would prevent any action within Germany, and SCO would run the risk of having the judgement generalized in any Internation Court. Anyway, one does not piss off the Germans.

      Furthermore, if the MS/SCO link is real, then SCO will not piss off Ashcroft. He is, after all, the man who saved the MS monopoly by effectively dropping all charges. Even though the action was bought and paid for through contributions, the price was such a bargain.

      I will admit that google and lindows would provide a certain cliche synergy.

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    2. Re:Who Should They Sue? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

      "This certainly is more funny than insightful". Is there a smiley for *tongue in cheek*?

    3. Re:Who Should They Sue? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      The U.S. gov't. Why? Because embedded Linux is used in the radar systems of the FA-18 being sold on Ebay (reported recently on /. ) which the U.S. gov't probably didn't have a SCO license for and which would put an unlicensed copy of proprietory code (Linux... at least according to SCO) into the public domain. Then all the taxpayers could ante up the money. Surely the taxpayers can afford more than the 5 billion they're asking of IBM before damages... after all our national deficit is in the trillions.

      Vandenberg AFB,
      In a follow up regarding the continual struggle for IP rights by SCO, the company has filed a lawsuit against the US goverment for incorporating intellectual property into various key components of the armed forces, including F/A-18 fighters, radar guidance systems and Minuteman tactical nuclear missile systems. Large portions of this equipment was stored at Vandenberg AFB. Commander J. Richards held a press conference regarding this matter, claiming that "We [of Vandenberg AFB] will do our utmost in order to comply to the copyright laws as written. We, too, are citizens of this fine country and not above the law. All property has been returned to SCO, in order to avoid a large financial fine and we hope that this matter is dealt with in a civilized matter. I have ordered Colonel A. Weiss of the 30th Space Wing to deal with this matter." Colonel Weiss was unavailable for comment, though sources close to both the commander and the colonel have confirmed that the ordinance has been 'returned' to SCO and that the fighters are on the way home to 'deliver' the next load of IP-laden ordinance.

    4. Re:Who Should They Sue? by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting all those users in the interim Iraqi government.

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  53. SCO is done by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 1


    SCO ain't gonna sue nobody. SCO is over, done, finished. They proved it when they moved from a more or less respectable software company to some management-and-lawyer cock-up. I think we shouldn't give them so much attention, I'm getting quite tired of this news-flashes without the... well, news. Or flashes.

    Let's stop the SCO articles until there is something worth to tell, ok... We're just helping them with all that free publicity, and they sure as hell don't deserve that attention. People that don't even know what a computer is, are asking me about "that SCO company".

    Let SCO rot in silence.

  54. I tried to be the one! by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I called SCO months ago and told them (truthfully) that I won and operate a 14 computer internet cafe all running linux. I asked them to send me a bill (which I would, of course, ignore).

    But then I let slip I was going to forward it to the California State Attorney General and ask them to sue SCO for attempted fraud.

    Guess that scared them - I never got a bill. :(

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    1. Re:I tried to be the one! by standsolid · · Score: 4, Funny
      I won and operate a 14 computer internet cafe all running linux

      Hot damn! What kind of contests are you entering to win a whole dang internet cafe!? I would have loved to see a copy of that bill, tho :)
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    2. Re:I tried to be the one! by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 1

      yeah, I'm a dork:

      s/won/own/ :)

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  55. A poll by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whom is SCO about to sue?

    * Google
    * IBM
    * German government
    * Linus
    * Microsoft
    * Me
    * I know but I won't tell
    * CowboyNeal

    Suggest your options

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    1. Re:A poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't forget about Darl McBride's mother.

    2. Re:A poll by The+Munger · · Score: 1

      All of the above? Or has CowboyNeal been busy buying stock and winning German elections?

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    3. Re:A poll by AngryDill · · Score: 1

      I know they say "don't complain about lack of options", but how about "none!"

      You insensitive clod!

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  56. Darl playing poker... by LostCluster · · Score: 1, Funny

    We've gotta get Darl to sit down with all of SCO's money at a poker table... doesn't matter what cards he gets, he'll put all his money in on the first hand as a bluff...

  57. And this time we mean it! by earthforce_1 · · Score: 0


    No, really!

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  58. You asked for it by Laconian · · Score: 0

    and now you're getting sued, HerrVinny!

  59. Re:linux is for queers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, agreed.

  60. So what. by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 1

    Tomorrow, no one will remember who you are.

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    1. Re:So what. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And today, no one cares who you are :)

  61. TROLL PARENT DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    TROLL PARENT DOWN!

  62. Re:+5 Rocking, Got A Story Accepted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He heeeehee he... Slashvertising your web sites! Right on! Just make sure you have a Amazon link someplace too...

  63. As proprietor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a pathetic social outcast with no life, I decided that my pedantic nature warranted me to try and create something which, otherwise, I wouldn't even have the fucking brains to do. I am a lame ass moron and please visit my site because I'm so retarded that I can't come up with something original, so I have to felch off the back of SCO to draw attention to my pathetic self.

    Yeah, my mommy didn't cuddle me enough as a kid so please pay attention to me now. Okay? Guys? Anyone? Bueller?

  64. Re:It will be Google by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Insightful? That's the most hairbrained thing I've seen posted around this whole SCO debate so far, unless you were trying to be funny.

    The RIAA got away with the "sue-a-kid" business model because the kid was, technically, breaking the law. Using Linux is not illegal. In fact, all the kid would have to do is show up in court and say "not guilty" and then watch Darl's brother proceed to hang himself before being laughed out of court.

    Up to now, SCO has played their cards very carefully so as not to invoke the wrath of the courts (I'm sure they're trying the courts patience, but they're being very careful not to step over that fine line) so they can keep this charade up for as long as possible. Voluntarily bringing this to court would be nothing short of suicidal.

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  65. Re:I recommend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me.

  66. I am shocked! by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean (gasp)... it's actually possible that SCO executives lied about something? I am shocked! Shocked and appalled that something so unexpected could happen right here in the good ol' USA, where corporate executives, especially corporate executives that also happen to be lawyers, are known to ALWAYS tell the truth -- even if it hurts!

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    1. Re:I am shocked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one , that real funny

      I like it when people fall in line with the latest Slashdot meme

      It is so important to belong to a group, just say whatever the group feels is funny.

      All your base are belong to us
      Beowulf cluster
      Natalie portman
      SCo/Daryl sucks
      Microsoft sucks
      In Russia it owns you!
      Profit!
      Evil Ipv6 packet
      Iraqi information minister
      Can't get a girlfriend

    2. Re:I am shocked! by smart.id · · Score: 1

      You are a DOUCHEBAG. Good day.

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    3. Re:I am shocked! by El · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Can't get a girlfriend I know this sounds like a cliche, but this is SO TRUE FOR ME! I really can't get a girlfriend, because my wife keeps scaring them away!

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  67. Re:It will be Google by Threni · · Score: 2

    > I don't think it will be Google because they've got the resources to
    > counter-sue.

    I'd just love to see Google remove all links to a company which had pissed it off! Perhaps if it redirected you via a page containing a frame containing abuse towards the site.

  68. Sue NASA!!! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those rogues pretty much flaunt that they use Linux with zero regard for SCO's intellectual property rights. SCO vs. The United States Government. Who would win? I'm on the edge of my seat.

    1. Re:Sue NASA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government is in such a position that it has to let itself be sued. A case against the government going to court is the government pretty much admiting that its in the wrong, but it may still win the case. :p

    2. Re:Sue NASA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will have much higher odds of getting AC posts modded up if you avoid ambiguity in your writing.

      What you meant was surely something along the lines of: The government is in a position to dictate whether or not a lawsuit against it is allowed to proceed.

      Your use of "has to let itself be sued" is ambiguous, because it is a fragment of "has to let itself be sued (in order for a lawsuit to happen)". It is easily confused with the more literal reading "has to (must) let (allow) itself (to) be sued".

      This is all the regretful consequence of splitting the infinitive, which while not specificly proscribed, often yields ambiguous or awkward code^H^H^H^Hprose. Avoid this practice unless you know what you are doing.

  69. Sue? by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who is this Sue and does she work for SCO?
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    1. Re:Sue? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Yes, as a matter of fact. I know her, --quite well--, and man oh man, you oughta check out the intellectual property on her! Rowwwrrr!

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  70. Who? Not Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who will SCO sue?... not me!... I bought a Linux license!

    -C*P

  71. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, Lehman was just one of the 1500 companies they sent threats to a while back. Red Hat just picked them as an example.

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  72. No, Me! Me! Me! by c1ay · · Score: 1
    I still have a copy of Caldera 1.3 with the Looking Glass Desktop and a copy of OpenLinux 3.1 that came in the mail so they won't even have to ask me for the source code since it's all SCO product.

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  73. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

    Wow...thats one lawsuit they could actually win!

  74. Re:+5 Rocking, Got A Story Accepted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you can have a story accepted, or you can get good mods, but not both. You've maxed out the amount of love that /. is gonna give you today...

  75. Re:It will be Google by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    Followed by a Pepsi promotion where they give away SCO Linux licenses inside Pepsi bottle caps, featuring commercials with the 13 year old kid saying "And I'm here to tell you we're still going to run Linux... legally!"

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  76. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Salsaman · · Score: 1
    Or they could sue their own webhosting company.

    This would also have the advantage of preventing further ddos attacks.

  77. Well... by daishin · · Score: 1

    If all the Linux kernel code gets double spaced will this throw SCO's case off?

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  78. You terrorist!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You enticed me and a few others to go visit the http://www.sco.com (SCO.COM) site and now
    we seemed to have overburdened their servers.

    Shame.

  79. Re: litigious bastards by c1ay · · Score: 1, Funny

    Google 'litigious bastards' and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...

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  80. Re:It will be Google.. nah Mike "Xbox Linux" Rowe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think it'll be some 13yo kid somewhere in the US; someone who definitely won't have the resources or sense of outrage to take on SCO legally, but who will generate public sympathy to the point where his "SCO tax" will be paid by someone else.

    How about a 17yo kid called "Mike Rowe" as surely he must have got Linux up running on that Xbox by now ;-)

  81. After looking... by Joey+Bleau · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After looking over the article at Groklaw I'm slightly worried. IANALP (Linux Programmer) but they do look like they're presenting a lot of substantial evidence. Is anyone else here worried?

    1. Re:After looking... by SagSaw · · Score: 2, Informative

      No.

      Even if there is code that is exactly the same in both linux and SCO's code, that does not mean that linux copied SCO. A number of other possibilities:

      1. SCO copied linux
      2. SCO and linux both copied somebody else
      3. SCO and linux both arrived at similar implementations of a common standard.

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  82. Re:NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE SLASHDOT PAY! by Beek · · Score: 1

    C'mon mods, that's hilarious.

  83. They did just sue some users by rifftide · · Score: 2, Informative

    However, their identities cannot be revealed because all parties signed confidentiality agreements.

  84. Re:It will be Google by PHlLlPY · · Score: 1

    forget suing a kid. they will go straight for the old granny who not only has never heard of linux but does not even own a "computer"

  85. Who will sue all the Mac users? by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    The RIAA is going after all the Kazaa (Windows) users. SCO is going after all the Linux users. Mac users must be feeling pretty unloved, who's going to sue them?

    1. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by Peyna · · Score: 4, Funny

      Support technicians, for forcing them to spend 50% of their time helping 5% of their customer base.

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    2. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious?

      SCO and the RIAA are going to team up against Mac users because they're claiming false diplomatic immunity.

    3. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by letdownjournals · · Score: 1

      Possibly the Standells, The Kingsmen, The Troggs and a consortium of other "Garage Bands"?

    4. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      They'll get there day in court too, SCO said that they'd be going after BSD next!

      In all seriousness, SCO will probably die a swift death in the coming weeks.

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    5. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the last BSD user sits alone in a corner of his darkened room and quietly sobs.

  86. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. People don't ask the Lehman Brothers when they're looking for porn. They ask Google!

  87. Troll it up your ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What?! Troll? You idiot mods, I sent in the story!

    Troll it up your ass, self-advertising troll!

  88. Are you idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Are you idiots? No really, why are you posting this flamebait of a story? If you egg them on I can only imagine SCO -will- sue someone within a day or two.

    As a BSD user I still feel for my Linux bretheren and imagine they would -NOT- want a lawsuit to contend with. Sure in the end, support would rally around Joe Linux and he'd have www.freejoelinux.com setup in his name, a pouring of donations... but who says Joe Linux WANTS this to happen?

    I realize that tons of Slashdotters probably want it to occur as some movement, some political thing or this or that. But many Linux users I'd imagine want to steer clear of this BS and just avoid a lawsuit which costs them time, money and plenty of headaches. Sure they might get the money back but thats not the point.

    Why egg SCO on?

    1. Re:Are you idiots? by Junta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, SCO was talking about the likes of Google, Governments, essentially a large corporate entity user of linux, not a common user.

      But now that you mention it, we should bring this up to Fox, yet *another* reality show. It could be like the apprentice, but replace Trump with Darl McBride and replace 'you're fired' with 'you're being sued'. Excellent.

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  89. left out... by DotQuantum · · Score: 2, Funny

    As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months

    I feel left out, where is the, "In 3 months we [SCO] will promise to sue all OS X users." I mean i want a neat count down timer that i can add to my site.

    *cries*

    oh well I guess i'll go install linux via virtual pc and get in this round of ppl that sco wants to sue.

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  90. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by E_elven · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Seriously, anyone with an IQ equal to a doorknob would but easily spot the puppetmastering done by M$ in this particular case...

    I fullheartedly agree, old knob.

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  91. Re:+5 Rocking, Got A Story Accepted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My computer is a single-boot system, only runs Windows XP Home, with Windows Media Player as default for music, IE for web pages, etc. Yes, I can hear all you Linux zealots calling for my head on a platter. But I love Microsoft software

    And I bet you love goatse too!

  92. Sue someone small ... if their smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Google and Lehman Brothers are obvious choices, but I'd hope that SCO lawyers are smarter than that. Big, rich companies can afford big defenses and smart lawyers.

    If SCO was smart they'd sue a small company, chalk up a victory and with precedence behind them attack bigger fish. Of course, nothing SCO has done up to now says they're actually thinking ahead.

  93. Re:Anonymous-Fucking-Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BOOM

  94. What mine is yours SCO by antispamist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All I have is debt SCO. I'm not a 14 year old like the RIAA likes to sue but I'm still a student. You can have 50% of my debt!

    Hell maybe I'll settle with you and you can have it all!

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  95. Re:It will be Google by jtnishi · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I know it's a joke based on the RIAA. I'll still bite.

    Unless that 13yo happens to also be the CEO of a major corporation or the owner of one helluva set of computers, I doubt that a 13yo will make the "major user" qualification of the game.

    Of course, seeing some of the people who actually code under the GPL, somehow, that person might very well exist.

  96. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate my life God will you take me in the light, before th mornin bright, if i should do before i wake, I pray the Lord my soul to burn in the hell fire of a thousand suns. if i should die before I rise, i pray the lord my soul to exorcise from this tormented old body if I should die before I know it, i pray the lord by soul to blow it.

  97. don't forget the magic words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ::cough::major user::cough::

  98. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by frostfreek · · Score: 1

    As it turns out, they did serve notice to Google...
    However, all of Google's lawyers were on vacation, and couldn't be reached.

  99. Go down on your parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nah, that yucky

    i wish i was a pussy

  100. SCO by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 0

    There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

    Instead, only try to realize the truth..... there is no SCO.




    Yeah ok so it doesn't make sense. piss off.

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  101. Can they sue anyone? by xot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be interesting to see who's the first linux user they sue.Most of the biggest users of linux are much bigger than SCO themselves leaving aside a few million single users who downloaded a copy n installed it on their home desktops or whatever.Sco vs Google would be real nice.

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    1. Re:Can they sue anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the sue anyone?

      Is America red white and blue?
      Is Slashdotting a denial of service attack?
      Are Indian programmers taking jobs?
      Are the President's daughter's lacking in judgement with respect to personal IDs?

  102. SCO's Logic by s-orbital · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So let me get this straight:
    They are suing an unknown party, whose name they will not release.
    And they are suing for an undisclosed violation of Intellectual Property.
    Anway, you mystery user, who knows not how you infringe, please step forward to be sued.
    HAND

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    1. Re:SCO's Logic by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Hey, they're only following the precedent set by the US Government itself.

      Since Linux contains such dangerously advanced technology (stolen from SCO, remember), it would endanger national security for SCO to reveal whom they're suing. Of course, if the defendant fails to turn up in court SCO will win by default, but hey, that's just life.

      Cue courtroom scene taken straight out of Spartacus: a million Linux users gather outside the court and shout with one voice "I AM THE DEFENDANT!"

  103. Possibly, just another lie by walterbyrd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It ain't the first one baby, baby it won't be the last:

    1) Lie: SCO will revoke IBM's rights to sell, distribute, or use UNIX.
    Truth: SCO does not have the authority to revoke IBM's UNIX rights.

    2) Lie: SCO will audit AIX users.
    Truth: SCO never did such an audit, and has no rights to do such an audit.

    3) Lie: SCO owns C++.
    Truth: SCO may own a very old obsolete version called cfront.

    4) Lie: The Berkeley Packet Filter code in Linux is "obfuscated" SCO code.
    Truth: Jay Schulist, who never had access to SCO code, implemented it from scratch.

    5) Lie: We've gone in, we've done a deep dive into Linux, we've compared the source code of Linux with UNIX every which way but Tuesday
    Truth: Experts have shown that SCO used a simple, primitive text search based on a few keywords.

    6) Lie: The IP protection legal team is on pure contingency
    Truth: The legal team is billing at a 2/3 discounted rate with the possibility of contingent commissions

    7) Lie: We will show rock solid evidence at SCOForum in Las Vegas
    Truth: SCO was quickly shown to not have any ownership of the SCOForum evidence. The source code displayed at SCOForum might have been considered an honest mistake, if Sontag hadn't continued to dispute what was already irrefutably proven.

    8) Lie: SCO's 2002 UNIX source release was "non-commercial" and excludes 32-bit code
    Truth: "The text of the letter, sent January 23, 2002, by Bill Broderick, Director of Licensing Services for Caldera [now SCO], in fact makes no mention of "non-commercial use" restrictions, does not include the words "non-commercial use" anywhere and specifically mentions "32-bit 32V Unix" as well as the 16-bit versions."

    9) Lie: non-compete clause in the Novell agreement.
    Truth: no such clause.

    10) Lie: SCO claims that Linux header files are "infringing code."
    Truth: The header files are provably original and are noncopyrightable in any event.

    11) Lie: We have been off meeting for the last several months with large corporate Linux end users. The pipeline is very healthy there.
    Truth: The pipeline is empty. All inquiries have been to assess SCO's claims and liability exposure.

    12) Lie: SCO's expert witnesses are "MIT Mathematicians".
    Truth: Among various backpedaling statements, Paul Hatch, a SCO spokesman, wrote in a statement to The Tech ,"'To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT." ither SCO lied to the public (saying they existed) or SCO lied to the court (saying they didn't exist).

    16) Lie: Last August SCO claimed to have sold Linux licenses to a Fortune 500 company that was not MS or SUN.
    Truth: According to SCO's SEC filings, that never happend.

    17) Lie: "several" other Linux license sales SCO has claimed to have made since the first.
    Truth: According to SCO's SEC filings, that never happend.

    18) Lie: the introductory price for licenses that was to increase on Oct 15
    Truth: Once again, SCO changed their minds.

    19) Lie: SCO claimed it would file against RedHat for copyright infringment and conspiracy
    Truth: No such charges were filed

    20) Lie: SCO was going to appeal the fine imposed in Germany.
    Truth: that never happend.

    21) Lie: RedHat opposes software copyrights (Darl's open letter).
    Truth: unlike SCO, RedHat respects copyrights.

    22) Lie: entire sales force selling Linux "licenses."
    Truth: no evidence of any "Linux licenses" being sold.

    23) Lie: Invoices will be mailed to Linux users by October 15, 2003
    Truth: No invoices were ever mailed.

    24) Lie: SCO did not know of code additions.
    Truth: SCO was participant in process and many additions were made by SCO employees.

    25) Lie: SCO received the D&T Fast 500 recognition because of the strong UNIX market, IP enforcement and the Web services strategy
    Truth: SCO made the list because of revenue growth due exclusively to

  104. Well, duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that hasn't occured to SCO. Basically they're forgetting that the legal system has a very good garbage collector-- it's just a little slow sometimes.

  105. Re:It will be Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think it will be Google because they've got the resources to counter-sue.

    Yeah, SCO only goes after the little guys like IBM.

  106. Re:NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE SLASHDOT PAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gorgeous. Outdoor tennis. Bicycling, Walking, etc. Bad idea: I figured I'd get up early and do the column. Wrong! It's 3:30 AM. I'm exhausted. I'll write tomorrow's column this evening. For now, let's look at A piece published a week ago on cnn Money by Penelope Wang of Money Magazine. The piece confirms my own angst about rising interest rates (and the recommendations are sane, if boring -- they don't include equities, which is wrong). As every reader knows, I'm selling all my bonds longer than seven years. They'll be the ones hit hardest when interest rates rise. The article reads:

    The great bond bear:
    "Why the world's best bond investor isn't even bullish on his own fund -- and what you should do.
    With $75 billion in assets, Pimco Total Return ranks as the world's largest bond fund and is a staple of 401(k) plans. So it was news when manager Bill Gross told the New York Times in January that he had yanked some of his own money out of the fund.

    Why? Gross expects bond prices to drop as investors -- looking at spikes in the deficit and government spending -- bet on a return of inflation and high interest rates. In other words, Gross does not see much opportunity to make money in his own fund. Gross has a superb track record. So shareholders in Pimco Total Return and, for that matter, investors in any other bond fund, have to be asking themselves, should I follow Bill to the exits?

    We think the answer is yes -- but only with some of your money. Gross' bear call is a reason to fine-tune your portfolio, not overhaul it.

    First let's take a closer look at what Gross is actually doing with his money. A Pimco spokesman was quick to stress that Gross isn't bailing out of Pimco Total Return altogether. He still owns shares. But he has been shifting his "personal tactical money" into a variety of investments poised to do well in the event of an inflation scare: commodities, foreign bonds and real estate, as well as leveraged closed-end muni funds. A relatively plain-vanilla fund like Pimco Total Return, which is designed to be the core fixed-income holding for most of its investors, can't venture far into such alternative investments.

    That doesn't mean Gross has left his shareholders twisting in the wind. He's made the Total Return fund considerably more conservative, notes Morningstar fund analyst Eric Jacobson. Last year, Gross shifted about 40 percent of the fund's assets into short-maturity bonds. These hold up better than intermediate or long-term debt when rates rise. He has also stashed 9 percent of assets in inflation-protected Treasuries, or TIPS, which pay out more income as inflation rises.

    Despite these conservative strategies, Gross led Pimco Total Return to a healthy 5.1 percent return in 2003. Bottom line: Even if all of Gross' direst predictions come true, Pimco Total Return isn't likely to lose a lot. So there's no need to panic. But don't just sit there. You may as well avoid losses, even slim ones, where you can. And Gross' revelations also point to some new opportunities. Bond fund investors -- in Pimco or not -- should consider these moves:

    Cut back on bonds. Many investors have seen their bond fund allocations climb over the past few years, simply because bonds have outperformed stocks. Others, burned by the stock market, have sought shelter in bonds. It's time to regroup. "Bonds are no longer a safe haven, and stocks are likely to deliver better returns in an improving economy," says Andrew Clark, senior research analyst at Lipper. So trim your bond holdings to restore your original allocation; you might even move an additional 10 percent of your bond stake into stocks, depending on your tolerance for risk and need for income.

    Go shorter -- but don't overdo it. "It makes sense to shift some of your bond assets to short-term bond funds or even money-market funds," advises Bob Auwaerter, Vanguard's head of fixed income. "Especially if it's money you might need in the shorter term. "For your long-term money, however, keep a position in an in

  107. I know who... by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

    IBM...oops, fuck.
    Novell...oops, fuck.
    Red Hat...oops, fuck.

    So, when do you expect CmdrTaco to post his C&D letter? :)

  108. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " SCO is just a Microsoft puppet being used to do the nasty things M$ can't do in public."

    You know, it's funny really: Everybody bitches when the BBC says that the MyDoom virus was likely written by an Open Source Zealot, but it's okay to throw out these stupid accusations whose basis in reality is purely circumstantial, and then mod them up as +5 'Interesting'. Can't have it both ways, folks.

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  109. Moderate -1 HUH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  110. But Linux does have WMD....er....wait by Prien715 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But Linux does have weapons of mass distruction and Iraq stole source code from SCO!

    Really!

    We don't need to see any evidence. Just listen to the official story.

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  111. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Dogun · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the time the IRS sued the IRS.

  112. IBM, and so should you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you forgot the part about Eric S. Baggins gaining possession of a long-lost Tolkien-ring network. Some big, old dude wants _him_ to deal with it now.

  113. Re:It will be Google by Ivop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any change a Linux user/using company could sue SCO for slander?

  114. Obligatory by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    "This deal is getting worse all the time."

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  115. Re:Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, funniest slashdot joke ever. The rest of you fuckers take note.

  116. Windows fAST by solprovider · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows for All Stupid Types" was renamed. During market research, they asked the target audience for a better name, and everybody raised their hands and yelled, "Me!"

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    1. Re:Windows fAST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be "windows for Massively Emasculated techs..."

  117. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First? I've heard this prediction a number of times over the past few months. Way to be on the ball.

  118. Legal Precedent? by CypherOz · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Scenario...

    1. Company XYZ uses Linux.
    2. Darl & Co sue XYZ
    3. XYZ put up a really weak defense, maybe they are funded by a Redmond based company
    4. Darl & Co win the case
    5. There is now a LEGAL PRECEDENT

    Oh cr*p! Now IBM, Red Hat, et. al. have major issues.

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  119. Pissed off Lehman Brothers by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some of the latest news in the RedHat case, is that Lehman Brothers came forward with an extortion letter which accuses them of copyright infringement.

    Now, if you'll notice the regular press, they pretty much publish SCO's press releases verbatim, and rarely is any mention made of the controversy surrounding their status.

    If you look at the financial press, you will see NOTHING about the controversy.

    RedHat and IBM are just tech stocks. Nothing there is going to get much attention from the press. I mean, it *is* IBM, but it's still just a tech stock to them, and the whole controversy is a mess. Maybe it's obvious to you and me and PJ, but, to them it's all speculation and rumor.

    The fact is, the stock has been climbing. So when the analysts said "strong buy", they were right. The lawsuits don't matter. The fact that they are going down in flames, perhaps even with the execs going to prison, doesn't matter until it happens. Right now it looks like we all should have been buying the stock when they said "buy" (and probably selling off about now!)

    But now, SCO has thrown down the gauntlet at the feet of Lehman Brothers. I think that is an even worse choice of adversary than IBM! Lehman Brothers, a financial house. The sort of place that will have SEC auditors on full-time staff, and Secret Service agents for security. NOW the financial press will be forced to pull their head out of the sand, or wherever it's stuck, and report that there might just be a problem here.

    Because Lehman Brothers isn't just a tech stock. This isn't something the financial trades can ignore, pretending the issues are too technical or whatever excuse they have, because it's getting on THEIR turf. Also, the brokerage house has the sort of connections that should easily start the press machine reporting on their side of the story.

    Threatening Lehman is absolutely the wackiest thing Darl &Co. have done to date. Even dumber than filing a lawsuit against IBM with no evidence. *WAY* dumber. Who are they gonna sue next? Charles Schwab? Are they TRYING to taunt the SEC into investigating? What could be a more foolish move, when you're doing a pump-n-dump scheme, than to make loud (possibly perjurous) threats in the face of the very people who have the ear of the SEC? A company that employs brokers who are the folks that make those "Strong Buy"/"Strong Sell" recommendations that the traders follow? What could possibly be more stupid or suicidal?

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    1. Re:Pissed off Lehman Brothers by jareds · · Score: 1

      Are they TRYING to taunt the SEC into investigating? What could be a more foolish move, when you're doing a pump-n-dump scheme, than to make loud (possibly perjurous) threats in the face of the very people who have the ear of the SEC?... What could possibly be more stupid or suicidal?

      They could have sued the SEC itself.

  120. Or Goat... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or pages on the Mating Rituals of Goats - just like the Church of Scientology!

  121. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dealer: Nineteen
    Darl: Hit me
    Dealer: Twenty
    Darl: Hit Me
    Dealer: Twenty-one
    Darl: Hit me
    Dealer: Twenty-two
    Darl: SC'oh!

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  122. Why the countdown? by xihr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just because they said they'd sue someone within three months doesn't create any legal obligation for them to meet that deadline, so counting down those three months is useless. They can sue anybody anytime they damn well please.

    Furthermore, if you actually read the Techweb article that's linked to in the headline, you'll see the clear implication that the estimate of 90 days was approximate ("I think you'll certainly be seeing that within the next 90 days").

    I mean, come on: Of all the things to call SCO on, this is one of the least constructive.

  123. Re:Tatoo?!? by bninja_penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

    OOOOOH, I wish I had mod points for you! Can you settle for me quickly scribbling NUMA on my knuckles??

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  124. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by WaKall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's more than Google. How about Amazon ? They're profitable as of the last year, and publicly traded as well.

  125. Conflict of interest by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't using the same lawyers to sue and defend themselves lead to a conflict of interest?

  126. Overrated??? by c1ay · · Score: 1

    I didn't create the results you get, I only pointed out Google's result.

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  127. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    Actually, we don't know that they're profitable at all yet. Just because a company is looking at an IPO means nothing as far as profitablilty goes. RedEvenlope is a GREAT example of a company never having made a dime and going public. They did it for the sole purpose of raising cash. Oh yeah... they're close to 4 bucks LOWER than their IPO price right now.

  128. What about Pixar? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Google is obviously a top choice for the litigious bastards, but there are other plausible targets.

    One big one is Pixar, or another animation studio. They use a lot of Linux for rendering farms, and some also have used SGI and other UNIXes in the past. They're moving to Linux in a big way.

    And what about a large finance company on Wall Street? Most of them started experimenting with Linux years ago, and some have a lot of systems running it.

    I guess we'll find out by the day's end. It's a sure thing, since SCO would never let its PR face say something and then contradict it in its actions.

  129. Slashdot? by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Who better? Besides, they run linux right?

  130. How?Why?What? by Jonathan+Platt · · Score: 1

    I can't belive someone actually asked: "is [SCO] even going to sue?"

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  131. You just wanted to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your site would survive a /.ing right before the pinnacle, didn't you? Admit it.

  132. Better plan for SCO by Atario · · Score: 1
    1. Secretly pay some poor Linux user lots of bucks to do as told
    2. Sue Linux user
    3. Linux user takes a dive
    4. SCO "wins" suit
    5. Precedent is established
    6. SCO sues everyone else
    7. Profit!
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  133. My billion dollar corporation only uses linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could care less if SCO claims to own some code in Linux! Sounds like SCO is owned by a bunch of mormon Queers! My company will never pay money to Mormon Fags! to hell with SCO and the Mormon homosexual movement!

    1. Re:My billion dollar corporation only uses linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, homosexuality is expressly forbidden by Mormon doctrine, as is nearly every other sex act.

      They are *serious* about the whole abstinence thing... and they don't even do the cool polygamy deal anymore... Don't expect to get into any Mormon chicks drawers EVER, *especially* if you're not a mormon yourself. (Even if you are.)

  134. Re:Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User by s4m7 · · Score: 1

    Judging by all the flames the past SCO stories have generated, shouldn't this article itself be flagged as flamebait?

    Are you new here? They'd have to flag every bloody article.

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  135. Oh god I forgot! by aled · · Score: 1

    I forgot to pay for my licence! I'm so afraid!

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  136. Re:It will be Google by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think it'll be some 13yo kid somewhere in the US; someone who definitely won't have the resources or sense of outrage to take on SCO legally, but who will generate public sympathy to the point where his "SCO tax" will be paid by someone else.

    If they tried to do this, IBM or some other large company with interests in Linux would pay his legal fees. I guess this might be what you meant by someone else paying, but I think that a company (e.g., IBM or Redhat) would step in right away, and it woudn't be a question of how much public sympathy there would be.

    I also think that SCO understands this and will avoid this path accordingly.
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  137. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but Darl's a wuss. He'd just settle.

  138. A bit offtopic but .... by vivek7006 · · Score: 2, Funny

    interesting none the less. SCO has posted top-5 reasons why people should choose SCO Unix over Linux

  139. Re:It will be Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's some funny shit there.

  140. I switched to Linux less than a year ago by serutan · · Score: 1

    With my luck it'll be me they sue.

  141. Re:ok everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow. I love it when people mod down because they don't get the joke. makes me feel all tingly.

  142. Your missing some lies there by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lies 13, 14, 15, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31 are missing.

    Do I have to file a Motion to Compel Discovery on you?

    1. Re:Your missing some lies there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Lie 13: There is a lie 13
      Lie 14: I can so too count!

    2. Re:Your missing some lies there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      32 is a dup! Slashdot sucks!

  143. this will teach you by geekoid · · Score: 1

    to register your product!

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  144. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by magores · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When the BBC allows -1 Troll moderation of its news stories and editorials, I'll support its right to throw out unfounded accusations. Until then, I'll keep my Tin-Foil Hat (Media-Cynic version) handy.

  145. In other news... by NeoTheOne · · Score: 1

    SCO announced today it is suing Mr. McBride for infringing on its "get rich quick" scheme by selling stock to generate cash...

  146. sco's countdown started on my birthday by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

    So, um, what do they care that I just turned 22 90 days ago? hmph.

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  147. Of course, you're all wrong... by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
    SCO meant 90 working days, not normal days, silly

    Just like my bank who clears cheques "in 3 days;" but of course unless you put them in on Monday, they take 7.

    ;-)

  148. Slipped my mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops, slipped my mind... I forgot about the licensing fee. What now?

    I think I did consider it once but couldn't find the SCO online payment; probably down from down from the overactivity or all the last minute lazy linux procrastinators.

    I guess that makes me a software pirate now. Harrrr matey gimme your software or prepare to die!

  149. 15 minutes of fame... by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on SCO... I'm a Linux user... Sue me so that I can be on the Pepsi commerical.

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  150. Everything is "M$" to Slashdot by bonch · · Score: 1

    Never mind that Google is the biggest corporate user of Linux.

    Everything is a tinfoil "M$" conspiracy.

    Do you realize how you zealots hurt the Linux community in the reputation arena for corporate adoption of Linux? Just curious.

  151. Cowboy Neal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Neal

  152. Like Parmalat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect SCO will end up like Parmalat...

  153. Re:I recommend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean upgrade, sir.

  154. IIHMPIWMYU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I Had Mod-Points I Would Mod You Up

  155. Re:Nice Javascript by ComaVN · · Score: 1

    Also, it's WRONG after it expires:

    In Hours: -3 hours, -18 minutes, -30 seconds
    In Days: -1 days, -3 hours, -18 minutes, -30 seconds

    Maybe you shouldn't have used floor.

    (Why yes, I am anal about this sort of thing)

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  156. Thanks for the reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the reminder!

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  157. I run XP by anandcp · · Score: 0

    i removed Linux for fear of being sued by SCO and installed Win XP. Tell me i did something legal.

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  158. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 0

    That's all well and good, as long as they don't actually request a receipt if they decide to settle...

  159. some cents ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm not sure, but can you patent a
    mathematical formula?

    i mean if there is this way and
    this way only to do things the most
    efficent way in a computer, then
    of course everybody is going to use
    it (the formula).

    difference between
    algorithem vs. formula?

    and it doesn't make sense to have
    a standard, say to cut paper to
    a certain size but the only company
    selling the paper cutting maschine
    has patented the way the paper is cut.
    not a standard at all in this case,
    but proprietary.

    the above example is just to illustrate
    POSIX compliance (which linux admits
    is NOT the best way to do it in all
    cases. not 100% compliant.)

    again, the three letter company
    (sounds like "sue") just wants to
    protect $$$/income. finally
    linux can run on "big iron" and
    that's where a company selling
    software can make millions with
    one contract and very little
    overhead. selling and distributing
    a 150$ OS to millions of user
    is more complicated. it really
    really sounds like some blackhaters
    at "three letter company" figured
    out how to make M-E-L-L-E-O-N-S
    of dollars with a company
    with a handfull of people ...

    why in gods name aren't all the
    big fortune whatever companies
    that have migrated to linux not
    tying together? just combining all
    the money they safed by using linux
    for ONE year should be quit a
    "war chest" and send this mad
    endevour straight back to phobos :P

    i'll be claiming patent rights for C++ tomorrow.

  160. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by rixstep · · Score: 1

    SCO is just a Microsoft puppet being used to do the nasty things M$ can't do in public.

    Aw, do you really think so lowly of Darl and Bill?

    Gosh.

  161. Re:It will be Google by rixstep · · Score: 1

    Voluntarily bringing this to court would be nothing short of suicidal.

    Exactly. That would spell the end of the fun times.

    There's a certain devious bastard in the Pacific Northwest who is desperate and can't think of anything else to do. He's beat and he's starting to scrap like a loser.

  162. Self Imposed Deadline by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They dont *have* to sue.. its their choice legally. They can just wait until tomrrow.

    Sure it makes them look even sillier by breaking their own promises, but.. its not really a 'deadline'....

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  163. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by geschild · · Score: 1

    Not according to groklaw's article. Not only do they show that a) there is a difference between the generic letter and the Lehman brothers' letter, but b) that SCO lied to the judge in the IBM case by saying that only one version of that letter went out which is now disproven. As the Groklaw article says: you can only hide from so many eyeballs...

    Fortunatly, Lehman brothers' decided to not come out and play and refered SCO back to Redhat as the supplier. Redhat then went, letter in hand, to the judge to cry foul and rightfully so!

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  164. The Joys of Being Brazilian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice pieces of ass everywhere, good music, party all year...
    and a desktop distribution of Linux for n00bs that automagically installs Wine/Kazaa Lite. (Knoppix based)

  165. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't really have the resources to sue anyone like Google. They have bet the company on IBM, and they don't have the cash it would take to launch another major lawsuit, despite the bull they keep spouting.

    They must be pretty desperate. They even have Darl's idiot brother (I think his name might be Darl too) working for them despite the millions they have paid to the high price law firms.

  166. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No precedent can be established if no judgment is passed.

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  167. Linux? Pass the ammo by mrogers · · Score: 1

    I've been up all night installing Debian on a 486 with no CD-ROM and a broken floppy drive. If they sue me for using Linux I'm going to fucking shoot them.

  168. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by kubrick · · Score: 1

    Well, we know Microsoft gave some money to SCO ($10m?). We haven't seen evidence of, e.g., Red Hat's payments to 'Andy' or whoever wrote the Mydoom virus(es).

    Not saying anything definite, but the circumstantial evidence is stronger in the SCO case, isn't it?

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  169. Minor Correction by LibrePensador · · Score: 1

    "3) Germany. Why? Because they have the largest Linux role-out to date. And according to recent news their Linux roll-out cost more than sticking with Windows which means they have money to throw away anyway."

    I don't know why this keeps being repeated ad nauseam. Munich is not the largest roll-out. The government of Extremadura in Spain has rolled out 80,000 desktops and they did it well before Munich. In fact, as far as I know Munich is still in the planning stage.

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  170. MIB by Britz · · Score: 1

    Remember the scene from "Men in Black" (the movie) where Tommy Lee Jones tired to get the giant bug to eat him in order to get his gun back?

    "Eat me!!!"

  171. You're all wrong!!! by Joe7Pak · · Score: 1

    SCO said they'd sue within 90 days of 11/18/03. The deadline was 2/16/04.

    They've already missed the deadline.

  172. Wow. You made me laugh out loud. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    That's the most hilarious non-sequiter bit of weirdness I've heard in some time. I sure hope you were deliberately trying to be funny, because you certainly made my jolly-sense tingle!


    "the Mormon Homosexual Movement." I've gotta remember that one!

    Cheers!


    -FL

  173. Do not ask for who the SCO sues it sues thee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not ask for who the SCO sues it sues thee.

  174. Hell, I'm going to sue SCO! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I was a stupid asshole way before they were.

    I mean, I did some really stupid, asshole things waaay back when I was in grade school. People even said, "Boy, Fantastic Lad, you're the biggest, stupidest asshole in the entire school!"

    So I figure I not only have bragging rights, but that I have frickin' prior ownership.

    SCO, I'm comin' for you!

    I'll be filing in 90 business days. Fear me! (My one concern is that in the court, it will be determined through genetic testing that the SCO guys in fact have bigger assholes and smaller brains than I do. I wonder if IBM will still help pay my legal bills if I lose. . .)


    -FL

  175. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't. It's just easier to believe because everybody hates MS. It wasn't all that long ago that it was generally believed that the Microsoft 'investment' had to do with licensing the code in question.

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  176. obligatory response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you mean the hotpants?

    aye, the hotpants.

  177. poor SCO by whittrash · · Score: 1

    I feel sorry for SCO. They should try viagra. Maybe it will give them the confidence they need to file their lawsuit.

  178. Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're calling them on it because they keep repeating it. As recently as last week, at Harvard, Darl said again that SCO would sue an end user by the 18th. Our point is that SCO's credibility is nil.

  179. Tick...Tick...Tick... by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Now the SCOCountdown site is counting down the time until the site is obsolete...

  180. Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lie: In January, SCO certified to the court that they had complied with the court order.

    Truth: In February, SCO said that they would need four more weeks to comply.

  181. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by kubrick · · Score: 1

    It wasn't all that long ago that it was generally believed that the Microsoft 'investment' had to do with licensing the code in question.

    Very few other companies seem to have accepted the validity of SCO's license requirements -- and anything that gives SCO oxygen at the moment benefits Microsoft by making any Unix look like a poor investment. It's hard not to see some common ground there, and possible collusion.

    Regarding MyDoom -- who makes money out of that? The spammers, actually.

    Follow the money. After all, that's what Bill & Darl are doing (they'd be quickly out of their jobs if they weren't).

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  182. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Regarding MyDoom -- who makes money out of that? The spammers, actually."

    Spammers are making money from a DoS attack? Right. That's much more believable than an Open Source Extremist exacting revenge.

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  183. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by kubrick · · Score: 1
    Spammers are making money from the open ports that the machines running MyDoom have, and the inbuilt SMTP code in the virus itself. The DDoS is just sleight of hand.

    This is a mass-mailing and peer-to-peer file-sharing worm that bears the following characteristics:

    * contains its own SMTP engine to construct outgoing messages
    * contains a backdoor component (see below)
    * contains a Denial of Service payload

    ...

    On receipt of another kind it can relay TCP packets thus providing IP spoofing capabilities (possibly to facilitate SPAM distribution)


    Show me an 'Open Source Extremist' you think to be capable of doing something like this, and lacking any moral sense... whereas we already know that spammers have been following similar methods in the past. Also, MyDoom is supposed to have started in Russia -- more famed for its spam industry than its open source contributions, you would think.

    Also, 'revenge'? SCO isn't any threat to Linux -- they're only a threat to their customers, and anyone unlucky or stupid enough to have signed a contract with them. All the actual lawsuits seemed to be based around contracts rather than copyright.

    Anyway, you believe what you like and I'll believe what I like. I'll admit I'm wrong when I see proof, but I guess at the moment its just our respective biases warring to no good effect.
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  184. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Spammers are making money from the open ports that the machines running MyDoom have, and the inbuilt SMTP code in the virus itself. The DDoS is just sleight of hand."

    I don't buy that. a.) The SMTP ports are for the replication of the worm, b.) By attacking SCO, the virus is attracting more attention to itself. The result is a media circus that'll get it more quickly innoculated. It seems more likely that the spammers are being framed.

    "Show me an 'Open Source Extremist' you think to be capable of doing something like this, and lacking any moral sense... "

    Read the comments on any Slashdot story about SCO. To an outsider, it is really hard to tell if they're being serious or not. It doesn't help when stories are posted describing SCO as 'litigous bastards'.

    "Also, MyDoom is supposed to have started in Russia -- more famed for its spam industry than its open source contributions, you would think."

    That might be true if Russia was a country comprised only of spammers.

    "Also, 'revenge'? SCO isn't any threat to Linux -- they're only a threat to their customers, and anyone unlucky or stupid enough to have signed a contract with them."

    That's not the impression you'd get from reading the comments (or even the stories) on Slashdot.

    "Anyway, you believe what you like and I'll believe what I like. "

    Fair enough. THat's not a brush off, but I doubt we'll see eye to eye. For the record, I don't think you're an idiot or anything.

    " I'll admit I'm wrong when I see proof,"

    Well hold on, this isn't a discussion about right or wrong. We're talking about impressions here. We're talking about what it looks like, not what it is. It very realistically could be a spammer from Russia. My feelings wouldn't exactly be hurt if it turned out to be that. What sparked my comment was that there really are no facts in this case, all you can do is look at who has the most motive. I really think that the vast majority of people active on this particular topic are so anxious to not be associated with this that they're trying really hard to avoid looking at their own behaviour in this. That's what my rant was about. They were quick to say "Well the BBC just sucks anyway" instead of just saying "Ooops... to an outsider, I can see why they'd look at us first."

    That make sense? That's what I'm after, not being right about whodunnit.

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  185. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by kubrick · · Score: 1

    "Anyway, you believe what you like and I'll believe what I like. "

    Fair enough. THat's not a brush off, but I doubt we'll see eye to eye. For the record, I don't think you're an idiot or anything.


    Oh, I agree. It's a difference of opinion -- I can understand why you feel the way you do, and hopefully you feel the same way with what I'm saying.

    I'm not ruling out the possibility of a Linux/OSS activist being behind it -- I just think it would be stupid and counterproductive.

    Actually, my chief impression in the past regarding these viruses has been that they are about ego (shading over into megalomania). "Look what I can do" becomes "Oops, I just broke the Internet" (at least temporarily). I'm worried that people are going to start doing this sort of thing for financial reasons. I'm worried that all this bad behaviour provides more opportunity for the government and the mass media interests to make the 'net more like television, with less opportunity for private dissent. It doesn't really matter who is abusing the network. The problem is that someone is, for whatever reasons, and we all lose from it :(

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  186. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "I can understand why you feel the way you do"

    I appreciate that. Being understood is more important to me than being right.

    " I just think it would be stupid and counterproductive."

    The basis of my argument is about outside impressions. My personal view pretty much agrees with yours. I don't really think Slashdot should worry about pointing fingers. I'm worried that by trying to discredit BBC so harshly they've attracted even more attention to that suspiscion. (Sorry for my spelling, I'm on cold meds.)

    "The problem is that someone is, for whatever reasons, and we all lose from it :("

    I share your concern over everything you mentioned about the internet. Take comfort in knowing, though, that the internet cannot really be taken over by media interests or the gov't. They could comprise of a significant portion of it, but I don't think they could wipe out the 'opportunity for private dissent.' (I see it more like individual expression, but I don't think that changes the definition a whole lot.) The worst case scenario is a slashdot-esque crowd will build their own net. ;)

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  187. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by kubrick · · Score: 1

    (Sorry for my spelling, I'm on cold meds.)

    We've had 44 degrees Celsius here recently, and it's still high 30s. I know how you feel -- I'm surprised if I catch all the errors I make :)

    (I think the 'dissent/free expression' thing is two sides of the same coin -- I'm just pessimistic about things these days.)

    I do see in the latest LWN that Leon Brooks agrees with me regarding the possible source of the DDoS, and also raises something that I had wondered about... various people seem to have investigated SCO's networks around the time of the original DDoS and the MyDoom one and found that things weren't actually all that bad. Hearsay, of course, and idle speculation -- as is much of the stuff posted on Groklaw. But interesting nonetheless. (After all, the whole SCO thing is a market play and thus a press play, so appearances matter more than the realities anyway :)

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  188. sco.com back up by Murf_E · · Score: 1

    5 reasons to choose unix over linux and the reasonable prices to purchase a liscense for your current version of linux http://shop.sco.com/caldera/summary.jsp?collection =Scosource

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