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  1. Re:new restrictions on RSA Creating RFID Blocker Tag · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Excuse me sir, could you please leave your stack of empty Walgreen sacks here at the counter"
    --Best Buy employee

    "Is it just me, or does that guy look like he's wearing a coat stiched together from shopping bags?"

  2. Why Indeed on RSA Creating RFID Blocker Tag · · Score: 5, Funny
    Maybe it's just me, but this seems to not address any of the important RFID issues at all.

    Oh, I don't know about that. Seems this is just the thing to keep those guys wearing RayBans and black macks, lurking in an arcane sea-green Dodge Dart parked in the far corner of the drugstore parkinglot from discovering which medication you're on this week for your schizophrenia and irrational paranoia.

  3. Re:Idea! on Visual Autopsy Of An ATM Card Skimmer · · Score: 1
    Have all Slashdotters run around ATMs and check for card skimmers. If found, remove card skimmer, take home, disassemble, build into $anything, add keypad and have your own PIN access system to $anything! All the while doing the rest of the world a favour by taking away card skimmers! Woot!

    I'm certianly interested in finding one and disecting it. But what makes you think it'd be safe to do this? Assume the perps who put it there are nearby, do you think they're just going to let you walk away with it?

  4. Re:Bat Boy's Revenge! on US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter · · Score: 1
    Bat Boy's Revenge!

    Man. I still have that issue of Weekly World News with Bat Boy fighting in Iraq. Chomping on Saddam, etc. The pentagon should be cloning that guy. There's yer doomsday weapon of mass destruction right there!

    There's also that great bit about dropping five dollar bills and Victoria's Secret catalogs on the russians. I wonder how that would work with North Korea....

  5. Re:Native American Names on US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Whats the deal with the use of Native American Tribe names for all of our helicopters?

    It's the way americans keep the native american heritage alive, by paying hommage to their culture, their rituals, the way they lived in harmony in nature and used every single bit of a buffalo, leaving nothing to waste.

    We name our weapons of war after them.

    They resent it, and get their names and faces and tribe names in the papers.

    They are remembered.

    The tradition lives on.

    BTW, the 'Navajo' don't like to be called that name anymore, it translates to 'Skull splitter' or 'head smasher' and would rather be called something else, but I forget.

  6. Re:Irony.. on US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It was intended to counter soviet weapons...the soviets invent a new type of weapon, we cancel the aforementioned anti-soviet-weapon-weapon.

    It was discovered most of the Soviet Weapons were a bluff and it took this long to scrap the program.

    No conflict of interests here, move along...

    ob: In Soviet Russia, weapons scrap YOU!

  7. The Pentagon probably on US Army Scraps Comanche Helicopter · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Pentagon probably determined a catastrophic weather change and these wouldn't work under the new climate...

  8. Re:AMD needs better marketing on AMD Could Profit from Buffer-Overflow Protection · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't overdo it. The software has to be compiled to take advantage of this (hence the new version of XP), so just buying a new PC with "WOW! BUFFER OVERFLOW PROTECTION" will generate negative press as people complain, "Hey! I've still got worms! er.. my computer does, not me!" Such gaffes are what competitors live for.

  9. From Kew Article on Ancient Antarctic Bacteria Revived · · Score: 1
    "Even greater longevity has been reported in a seed of the Indian or Sacred Lotus Nelumbo nucifera from an ancient lake bed in China. This seed has been germinated and subsequently radio-carbon-dated by Shen-Miller and colleagues in California in the 1990s as being 1,288 +/- 271 years old."

    I recall reading something about this. The lotus seed was found in a dugout canoe in a peat bog. The estimate in the article I read, was the seed would have been ~1,200 years old.

    While treating poison oak I found the compound which causes the allergic reaction has been noted to survive over 100 years in a bell jar (giving a rash to someone to handled the leaves or twigs.)

    I wouldn't hastily discount the 'British House' anecdote, as plants do tend to come and go. For several years there was a thick patch of goldenrod in a field, then it ceased, perhaps due to concentration of fungi or animals/insects which fed upon the plant. Generally the plants have spread their seeds further away, hence the species continues, but simply moves around in much the same manner a herd of animals does.

  10. A suggestion -- to stay competitive on Search Beyond Google · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Keep it simple (as it is) and limit arbitrary changes.

    I'm utterly fed up with eBay with the bloodymindedness of their "enhancement" and roll-out policy. Holding a near strangle-hold on the online-auction market, they are blind to the aggrevations they inflict upon users.

    Radical changes to a familiar interface shouldn't take place without dire need, unfortunately some people think it's fine to dust users. Google is all I want in a search engine and it works very well. The only reason I'd seek another search engine is if they (Google) drive me away.

    BTW, did you know there's a calculator? I found it when I did a search for 'stones to pounds'

  11. Seperate but Equal on Girls in the Gaming World · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where have I heard that one before?

  12. Oh man... on Jet-powered Nausicaa Glider Project · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You know these things look cool in cartoons, but you'll probably have bugs in yer eyes, wind noise in your ears, sore arms and it really won't really be any fun.

    Well, off to join my buddy Wile E. Coyote, walking off cliffs and holding up little signs and waving bye-bye before I fall and that sort of thing.

  13. Re:The job outlook for high-tech professionals is on Tech Training Schools Going Bust · · Score: 5, Funny
    I am a professional HTML software developer with good working knowledge of Microsoft FrontPage 2000, Microsoft FrontPage 2002, Microsoft FrontPage 2003 and HomeSite. Extensive experience with back-end server management via Microsoft Web Publishing Wizard. I am looking roughly for $80-90K (plus sign-on bonus and relocation), but I can tell you the job field is not that great. I think I should learn PHP and wait for things to pick up. Can anyone recommend good PHP classes under-$5,000 range?

    We're a start up anticipating developing a product and being bought out by Cisco, Microsoft, HP or someone else with deep pockets. We offer your choice of stock options by the roll: White Cloud or Charmin.

  14. Re:At least they aren't... on Germany Begins Iris Scans at Frankfurt Airport · · Score: 1
    At least they aren't Frankfurt scanning.

    Hey! I haven't done anything wrong! Let me go! Damn, at least let me call my embassy! You've got the wrong guy! No, I won't cooperate, I'm about to miss my flight to Las Vegas, lemme go! I tell you, I got these purple pills on the internet, that's all, I'm not trying to pull a fast one!"

  15. Re:I sense an opportunity for profit on Germany Begins Iris Scans at Frankfurt Airport · · Score: 1
    *Gets to work on iris creation and replacement machine* *Puts away fake (novel) ID machine*

    Profit? You can imagine how well the first person to sell the machine to organized crime will profit. Build a better mouse trap and the rats will simply bribe someone for the plans.

  16. Aye, Aye, Cap'n on Germany Begins Iris Scans at Frankfurt Airport · · Score: 1
    I predict a rise in the number of passengers who claim to be blind.

    Jan 1, 2006: "The Berlin Who's Who lists a lot of people nicknamed Cyclops"

  17. Re:Correct me if I am wrong on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 2, Funny
    But wasn't that the plan of SDI back under Reagan?

    Goes back further than you think. Remember the computer game SPACE WAR? It was training for this moment.

    Warm up your photon torpedoes and go get em.

  18. Your email smells like... on Brits Still Working on Stinky Email · · Score: 1
    think what the porn industry could do with this?>

    Your email smells like coitus.

    What did you expect?

  19. Re:HP don't play that way, Microsoft. on HP Dumped Napster for Apple · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In the same way that Microsoft took the internet lightly. Coming to a Theatre near you: Microsoft inbeds its music service in Windows $version.

    That Microsoft has to grow is a fact, that they keep missing the ball is evidence they were lucky with the OS and not terribly good business people besides that. Of course, they'll integrate a search engine with music service and eveything else into Windows is a given. That HP is playing maverick to Microsoft and Intel is fascinating.

  20. HP don't play that way, Microsoft. on HP Dumped Napster for Apple · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ]Hewlett-Packard] withdrew from the agreement at the last minute, its reasons for doing so becoming clear three months later when it announced a surprise partnership with Apple to feature the iTunes Music store on HP computers and sell Hewlett-Packard branded iPod music players.'

    Which would make Microsoft unhappy and it did and for other reasons as well. That Microsoft took iTunes so lightly is a mystery.

  21. Re:Litigious Bastard Powers, Activate! on Infinium Labs Threatens Gaming News Site · · Score: 2, Funny
    What, are they gonna sue Penny Arcade too?

    Infineon should sue Infinium Labs, I was confused by the name similarity. Clearly there's precident. Maybe HardOCP should notify Infineon, and get this monkey off their back.

  22. Re:Niebaum-Coppola on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1
    You're kidding right?

    No, not kidding. I haven't been through Napa in about 4 years. Silverado Trail is a good way to go to avoid traffic and too many tourists. I generally go for the wines, not the side shows.

  23. Try it some time. on William Gibson on his Tech Life and Latest Novel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Am I the only one surprised that professional writers don't utilize voice recognition software?

    You might try it sometime. I find the best way to write is to just go at it, damn the spelling errors, not having the perfect word (leave some ** or something to remind myself to come back to it later), screw punctuation, etc. Just go!

    Now it may not be a bad idea to just speak it into a recorder or digitize it and then try running it through speach rec. later.

    Best advice I can give, just go, don't rely on anything that can hang you up. Nothing kills momentum like having to deal with something like "no goat, not boat, goat, geeez, GOAT you daft machine! ..."

    Just get it out of yourself, first then worry about how to assemble it after then momentum has run its course.

  24. Re:Star Wars beer on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1
    Next, Lucas might release a line of beer: Pilsner Amidala, Ackbar Ale, and Lager Calrissian. ...and for liquor: Qui-Gon Gin and Tonic.

    I think Gin and Tonic is a different genre, but you can try out if you think you're a regular Monty Python. Auditions Mar 20. in La La Land.

  25. Re:$30 on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you bother to go to the wine country of northern California, I suggest going through Sonoma rather than Napa. Napa has some good wines, but it's very touristy. Sonoma has great wines and is fairly quiet, off the beaten path. One of my favorites is Rochioli, close to Hop Kiln, which is also good. Suggest taking along some food, get a bottle of Chardonnay and kick back, as most of these places have a little outdoor area you can relax at.

    I have no idea if Coppola invites visitors or has a tasting room.

    Don't expect Lucas to welcome you onto his ranch.