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  1. Re:warehouse on Out of the Warehouse: Climate Researchers Rescue Long-Lost Satellite Images · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. They used a look-into-the-future technology to determine that data collected and stored in the 60s might contradict your political paranoia 50 years later. It's the same tech they used to print Obama's birth announcement in Hawaiian newspapers because (again) they knew that one day a Kenyan would try to get elected to the White House.

  2. Re:using sophisticated software on Out of the Warehouse: Climate Researchers Rescue Long-Lost Satellite Images · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It means it's already been modified by the eco-whackjobs to produce results that agrees with their other (obviously) manufactured data and craven plans to decimate the angelic and blameless fossil fuel industry with their fanciful notion that mankind could possibly have an effect on the environment.

  3. Re:I guess that explains on Radioactive Wild Boars Still Roaming the Forests of Germany · · Score: 1

    You just red-lined my non-sequiturometer and renewed my faith in Slashdot at the same time.

  4. Re:Oh hello, submitter and author of original arti on New Nigerian ID Card Includes Prepay MasterCard Wallet · · Score: 1

    You must be new here -- Roland Piquepaille (rpiquepa)
    Yeah, no shit -- Michael Cooney (coondoggie)

  5. Re:Good on Judge Allows L.A. Cops To Keep License Plate Reader Data Secret · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the first place, I think "The LAPD notionally works for the people" is closer to the truth. Judged by their behavior over the last 50 years, they should be classified as a 'street gang'.

    Secondly, if the public doesn't have access to the data they're collecting, then we don't know what they're collecting. It sounds like a tautology, but the difference is very real. All we have is their word on what data they are and are not collecting, or when that changes (increases). Without access to that data, we are forced to take them at their word. Which is probably OK, because we all know that "cops never, ever, ever lie".

  6. Re:Saw similar posts before the web existed on Ask Slashdot: How Dead Is Antivirus, Exactly? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Much as I despise posts that start with "this", I have to agree. Until Microsoft loses their fascination with whizzo shit like displaying (i.e. running) unexamined/foreign stuff as "previews" and confusing that with "interoperability", the problem will persist. They've never gotten it through their heads that all this "seamless" wonderfullness that looks so great as 2-minute demos in developer conference rollout keynotes cause unending grief for decades to come. Sometimes other companies fall prey to this kind of thinking (Firefox toolbars), but they learned it all at the feet of the masters, with Outlook previews and Word macros, and Explorer running code from .bmp files when you visit the directory... And then, of course there's IE, the crack whore of the industry, who'll have unprotected sex with ANYTHING.

  7. Re:Are there any reasons... on Tesla Removes Mileage Limits On Drive Unit Warranty Program · · Score: 1

    And, like Disney, for example, 30 years after the founder dies, the corporation he left will be an example of soulless tincture of evil. Watching and waiting for this to happen to Apple next.

  8. Re:Wow. on The Flight of Gifted Engineers From NASA · · Score: 1

    Indeed. There are principal investigators who have spent their whole 30-year careers on a single project.

  9. Wait, what? on The Flight of Gifted Engineers From NASA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So you're saying that it's NASA engineers' job to write the specs and certifications and come up with the checklists and training and contingency and mission plans, and it's up to outside contractors to actually build the shit? So, like it's always been and designed to be then.

  10. So sorry to inform you on Telegram Not Dead STOP Alive, Evolving In Japan STOP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Upcoming Slashdot maintenance STOP Aug 15 5 to 6 PM Eastern STOP beta.slashdot.org still useless during that time STOP

  11. Clearly this is the wrong approach on Chinese Researchers' 'Terror Cam' Could Scan Crowds, Looking for Stress · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is needed is more knife-control laws, or, as they're known in this country, "knife-safety" laws. It is self-evident that if the government were to take away everyone's knives, these kinds of incidents would cease.

  12. Re:Automated notice not necessary here on Comcast Drops Spurious Fees When Customer Reveals Recording · · Score: 1

    What do you have to hide, citizen?

  13. Re:I initially thought that ... on Connected Collar Lets Your Cat Do the War-Driving · · Score: 1

    script-kitty

    I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.



    Best. Pun. Evar. On. Slashdot.

  14. Re:also of interest to cats: war-standing on Connected Collar Lets Your Cat Do the War-Driving · · Score: 1

    'cat' doesn't care what the input is, it just spits it to standard out. :)

    In my experience, $CAT prefers to spit to errout, especially if I've crossed her...

  15. Sorry, had to be asked on Connected Collar Lets Your Cat Do the War-Driving · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can haz internetz?

  16. The Red Queen on Study: Dinosaurs "Shrank" Regularly To Become Birds · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sorry, birds are the showiest class on the planet. Any theory about how they went from ~160Kg to ~1Kg in (only) 50 million years needs to have a healthy dose of sexual arms race to be plausible.

  17. Re:Viaduct?? on Fixing a 7,000-Ton Drill · · Score: 1

    Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

    honk

    Well, at least SOMEBODY got it.

  18. Re:Viaduct?? on Fixing a 7,000-Ton Drill · · Score: 0

    Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

  19. Re:Sony can pack it in on PlayStation Now, Sony's 'Netflix For Games' -- Pros and Cons · · Score: 3, Funny

    PROS:
    Lets you live forever
    Gives great blow jobs
    Makes you wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice

    CONS:
    Sony

    Looks like the CONS trump all the PROS.

  20. Re:PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification on PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification · · Score: 1

    Well played. I think yours is the funniest in the thread. And tooooo true.

  21. Re:PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification on PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually SpecificationFormal($PHP) automagically converted $PHP to Perl and returned false. No-one is sure WHY, but that's the way it works.

  22. PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification on PHP Finally Getting a Formal Specification · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, it's written in PHP, so there's some disagreement about WHAT is says.

  23. Re:There's no talent shortage on Jesse Jackson: Tech Diversity Is Next Civil Rights Step · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like Microsoft laying off 18,000 and simultaneously arguing for more H1B visas?

  24. Re:Mod parent DOWN on Jesse Jackson: Tech Diversity Is Next Civil Rights Step · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's going to read to the athletes and rappers?

  25. Re:Radicalization on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 1

    Actually, since it was Lincoln's position that the South seceded illegally, then yes, they WERE killing their own citizens.