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  1. Condescending Willy Wonka on Static Electricity Defies Simple Explanation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gaussian surfaces, surface charges and boundaries, electrokinetics...

    Tell me again your "simple explanation" of static electric charge.

  2. Rolling On Floor Suing on Apple and Google's Motorola Unit End Patent War · · Score: 1

    The settlement 'does not include a cross license to their respective patents,' and the companies will "work together" for "patent reform".

    scare quotes mine...

    So, sort of like Germany and Great Britain after WW1, then huh?

  3. Re:5 year mission on NASA's Broken Planet-hunter Spacecraft Given Second Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    Voosh.

  4. A little more to the story... on Proton-M Rocket Carrying Russia's Most Advanced Satellite Crashes · · Score: 1

    The telecommunications satellite that blowed up was the Astrium (Airbus) Express AM4R, which was to have replaced the Express AM4, which was lost (injected into the wrong orbit) in August 2011.

  5. Re:Repeatable as Fuck on How Predictable Is Evolution? · · Score: 2

    One of the best Slashdot posts ever.

  6. Re:Libre Office Base on Ask Slashdot: Easy-To-Use Alternative To MS Access For a Charity's Database? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stone knives and bearskins are a good alternative to MS Access.

  7. Missed opportunity on Unlock Your Android Phone With Open Source Wearable NFC · · Score: 1, Troll

    Instead of putting the chip and antenna in her nail polish, she could have put it in her nose ring.

  8. Re:whatever is there... on Supermassive Black Hole At the Centre of Galaxy May Be Wormhole In Disguise · · Score: 1

    Not "mass", but a lot of "curvature of spacetime", the causes of which are (under current theory) completely different for black holes and wormholes.

  9. Re:Momentus? Really? on Momentous Big Bang Findings Questioned · · Score: 2

    Yeah. Momentus Big Bang was the one after The Pantsless Menace.

  10. Re:Global Warming, of course. on What Caused a 1300-Year Deep Freeze? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Er.. I mean Climate Disruption.. yeah, that's it.

    LA LA LA LA Can't hear you! LA LA LA LA

  11. Re:Lawyers didn't do their job on Plaintiff In Tech Hiring Suit Asks Judge To Reject Settlement · · Score: 4, Funny

    When a lawyer says "It's not the money, it's the principle", it's the money.

  12. Re:I DON'T CARE! on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370: Experts Unable To Replicate Inmarsat Analysis · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if you care or not, it only matters that Wolf Blitzer still cares.

  13. Re:Bad syllogism on Mathematical Model Suggests That Human Consciousness Is Noncomputable · · Score: 1

    Thanks! Now I have to clean my keyboard!

  14. Re:Retrieving memories causes decay? on Mathematical Model Suggests That Human Consciousness Is Noncomputable · · Score: 1

    The only way that conciousness could be non-computable would be if there is a supernatural element to it.

    Roger Penrose (for one) is vehement in his insistence that consciousness is non-computable, possibly quantum in nature. Certainly there are other ways that consciousness could be non-computable without being supernatural.

  15. Re:A good sign on Programming Language Diversity On the Rise · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hear. Hear. Add in the approximately 4 bazillion "frameworks" and the 9 bazillion JavaScript libraries and you've got the programming Tower of Babel.

  16. Re:this would never happen in america. on Russia Quietly Passes Anti-Blogger Law · · Score: 0

    If you oppose US foreign policy or help expose secret illegal government programs we find it to be patriotic and sacrosanct.

    Tell that to Edward Snowden.

  17. In Soviet Russia... on Russia Quietly Passes Anti-Blogger Law · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in America, we have it much easier. The NSA does all that recordkeeping for us.

  18. Re:Frequent hurricanes? on US Climate Report Says Global Warming Impact Already Severe · · Score: 1

    LOL. Too true.

  19. Re:Frequent hurricanes? on US Climate Report Says Global Warming Impact Already Severe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, the Dust Bowl was mostly caused by human actions, but please don't let _facts_ cause you to pull your head out of the sand.

  20. Re:Let's just jump to the obvious ending on Let's Call It 'Climate Disruption,' White House Science Adviser Suggests (Again) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Climate Terrorism or Fracking: A Love Story. The touching story of the love affair of a society's SUVs and cheap fossil fuels.

  21. Re:Dead on Arrival for Geeks on Figuring Out the iPad's Place · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Agreed. If only there were an OS that had the same user experience for phones, tablets and PCs...

  22. Re:Thank you Kemeny and Kurtz. on 50 Years of BASIC, the Language That Made Computers Personal · · Score: 0

    It's really stunning how many programmers don't know their heritage - including the idiot who modded GP "troll". GP is a famous direct quote from Edsger Dijkstra.

  23. Re:Thank you Kemeny and Kurtz. on 50 Years of BASIC, the Language That Made Computers Personal · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I was waiting for a Considered Harmful joke.

  24. 3D printerz??? on Consumers Not Impressed With 3D Printing · · Score: 1

    Que the "Oh NOES! You can use them to make teh undetectable gunz!! The story at 10:00" local news teasers.

  25. Re:Buy a Prius as your next car... on Study Rules Out Global Warming Being a Natural Fluctuation With 99% Certainty · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yeah, you're a fucking island. You don't use public roads or water or sewer, your local gas and electric and phone aren't supplied by government granted monopolies, you don't have public police or fire protection, your kids, employees and co-workers don't/didn't go to public schools, when you fly you don't use air-traffic control, your food and other goods aren't shipped on interstate highways... I could go on and on, but what would be the point, you're too stupid to get it.

    Yeah, you're a fucking island. The rest of us should just fuck off and leave you alone.

    Fuck you.