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  1. Not only mobile on NVIDIA To License Its GPU Tech · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing the High Performance Computing guys might be interested as well.

  2. Re:Sounds like a mistake. on MySQL Man Pages Silently Relicensed Away From GPL · · Score: 3, Funny

    With Oracle you know.
    Guess the worst, expect 10 times as worse, get 100 times as bad.

    FTFY

  3. Yay, my cell phone's charged on With an Eye Toward Disaster, NYC Debuts Solar Charging Stations · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now if only the cell towers had power...

  4. Re:NIST definition - Cloud computing on Can Red Hat Do For OpenStack What It Did For Linux? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Honest to god, those motherfuckers are going to be first up against the wall when the Revolution comes. Them and Congress.

  5. Re:property rights and responsiblities on Canadian Couple Charged $5k For Finding 400-Year-Old Skeleton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is his property. It's certainly more his responsibility than some guy who spent a few hours surveying the property once upon a time. If the land owner found treasure buried in the back yard would he share it with the surveyor?

  6. Re:property rights and responsiblities on Canadian Couple Charged $5k For Finding 400-Year-Old Skeleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yup. File a lawsuit. That's the answer for everything today. How DARE that surveyor not notice that something was buried on the property 400 years ago? The sad fact is that people like you think of solutions like that, and would have no trouble whatsoever in finding a sleazbag lawyer willing to take the case (for a percentage).

  7. Re:Well, there's the problem on Snowden NSA Claims Partially Confirmed, Says Rep. Jerrold Nadler · · Score: 1

    He's thinking of this. Which contains the quote "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion". I'll leave the parsing and larger context of the quote up to you.

  8. Re:They screw up all that BUT on EA Takes Over Scrabble App, Wipes Player Histories and Switches Dictionary · · Score: 5, Funny

      p
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    screw
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  9. Re:I can see the possibilities on Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator · · Score: 1

    Possible catch phrases:

    "Come with me if you want to retire!"

    "Come with me if you want to play bingo!"

    "Come with me if you want to go to a buffet!"

  10. Re:Enough already! on Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Terminator on wheelchair. Now that would be some new idea

    Been done. They're called Daleks.

  11. Re:So... CDs? on Computer Memory Can Be Read With a Flash of Light · · Score: 1

    More like magnetic cores than CDs, actually.

  12. Re:The only exception... on German Parliament Tells Government To Strictly Limit Patents On Software · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IIRC, the first software patent in the US was for the UNIX SUID/SGID bits, and that patent was for the mechanical imlementation, with an "oh by the way, you could do this in software, too" clause, which was the first step down the slippery slope that got us to where we are today. As to a direct answer to your question, how about a software implementation of RSA, rather than dedicated hardware? (Yes, I know, I know, for those of you about to quibble).

  13. See? on Oracle Reinstates Free Time Zone Updates For Java 7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All you people who think Oracle is the embodiment of evil and Larry Ellison is the devil incarnate are... ...absolutely right.

  14. Re:Yes. on The Turbo Entabulator: A 3D-printed Mechanical Computer · · Score: 2

    "Have you ever been sitting there, quietly computing something and thinking to yourself, 'If only this process were somehow billions of times slower, less reliable, and involved lots of physical labor?'"

    No. I swore off on Perl years ago.

  15. Re:Mweeehhhh on Too Many Smart People Chasing Too Many Dumb Ideas? · · Score: 1

    You're really missing out, it's hysterical. Don't watch it expecting "Starship Troopers", watch it as though it's "Klendathu 90210". Some really funny stuff in there.

  16. Re:Slow news day? on Google Glass Banned At Google Shareholder Meeting · · Score: 1
    Clearly you've never been to a shareholder's meeting.

    Things are going great!
    We're going to do even better next year!
    Please rubberstamp everything management is doing!
    Thanks for coming!

  17. Re:Atomic bombs?? on Atomic Bombs Help Solve Brain Mystery · · Score: 1

    And you know where that leads...

  18. 50 USC 1861 on Verizon Ordered To Provide All Customer Data To NSA · · Score: 1
    According to the order itself, the FBI request "satisfies the requirements of U.S.C. 50 Ss 1861" -- which reads in part:

    50 USC 1861 - Access to certain business records for foreign intelligence and international terrorism investigations
    (a) Application for order; conduct of investigation generally
    (1) Subject to paragraph (3), the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a designee of the Director (whose rank shall be no lower than Assistant Special Agent in Charge) may make an application for an order requiring the production of any tangible things (including books, records, papers, documents, and other items) for an investigation to obtain foreign intelligence information not concerning a United States person or to protect against international terrorism or clandestine intelligence activities, provided that such investigation of a United States person is not conducted solely upon the basis of activities protected by the first amendment to the Constitution.
    (2) An investigation conducted under this section shallâ"
    (A) be conducted under guidelines approved by the Attorney General under Executive Order 12333 (or a successor order); and
    (B) not be conducted of a United States person solely upon the basis of activities protected by the first amendment to the Constitution of the United States.

    So, apparently, calling Mom isn't protected by the First Amendment. Good to know.

  19. Re:I remember a joke from the time on Israeli Army Retweeting 1967 War As It Happened · · Score: 1

    RUN AWAY!!!!!

  20. I remember a joke from the time on Israeli Army Retweeting 1967 War As It Happened · · Score: 0, Troll

    How many gears does an Egyptian tank have?

    Seven, six in reverse, in case it's attacked from behind.

  21. Re:Bah, US only... on Microsoft Attempts to Woo Students With 'Crowdsourced' Laptops · · Score: 2

    I have an ASUS motherboard that refuses to boot from USB unless it's a UEFI image or you manually go into the BIOS each time and tell it to boot from that device.

  22. I'll tell you what could go wrong... on Microsoft Attempts to Woo Students With 'Crowdsourced' Laptops · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could end up with a laptop with Windows 8 on it.

  23. Re:Grammer perhaps? on Chicago Sun Times Swaps iPhone Training For Staff Photographers · · Score: 1

    You cared enough to try to correct me.

  24. Re:Grammer perhaps? on Chicago Sun Times Swaps iPhone Training For Staff Photographers · · Score: 1

    Whoosh.

  25. Re:The equipment isn't the story on Chicago Sun Times Swaps iPhone Training For Staff Photographers · · Score: 3, Informative

    I used to bump into a Sun-Times staff photographer at the local Starbucks once in a while. He had approximately $15,000 in LENSES hanging around his neck.