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  1. "Bad programmers can write bad programs" is a tautology. The problem with perl is that it makes it (really) hard for good programmers to make (and MAINTAIN) good programs.

  2. Oh please. The only way perl could be more write-only was if there was a requirement that you carve it in granite.

  3. How to tell if you've been using perl too long on Perl, Perl 6, and Two Application Frameworks Release 2017 Advent Calendars (perladvent.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you see cartoon swearing, like "?#@*&%!" and think to yourself "That's silly, he should have used "#@$_" instead, it's more efficient", you're been using too much perl.

  4. Re:Schedule Transparency on SpaceX's First Falcon Heavy Launch Will Now Take Place In 2018 (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Ah. So the James Webb Space Telescope project planning "appears more professional". Interesting.

    Just sayin'.

  5. "I loved doing Doctor Who, it was life to me," Baker told the BBC of his tenure as the much-loved Time Lord. "I used to dread the end of rehearsal because then real life would impinge on me. Doctor Who... when I was in full flight, then I was happy."

    Yeah. That's why he was so gracious about showing up to do the 25th anniversary episode. (What, me carry a grudge?)

    Meanwhile, there's been a "Shada" reconstruction (with all the shot-at-the-time footage, and Baker doing talking-head narration of the missing bits) around for ages.

  6. Re:Which robot would win in a showdown? on Famous Robot from 1956 Movie Auctioned For $5.3 Million (newatlas.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's easy. R2-D2 shoots first, everybody else dies.

  7. Re:Forbidden Planet on Famous Robot from 1956 Movie Auctioned For $5.3 Million (newatlas.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Kids these days. Walter Pidgeon was the big name in the cast. Nielsen was pretty much a bit player at the time.

  8. Re: They = the government incompetents on The House's Tax Bill Levies a Tax On Graduate Student Tuition Waivers (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2

    I guess you missed the part where the Republicans are also going to take away the deduction for interest on student loans.

  9. Re:Is climate change one of the topics? on Thirty Countries Use 'Armies of Opinion Shapers' To Manipulate Democracy (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Human-fossil-fuel-burning-caused global warming/climate change, whatever YOU choose (I'm not gonna fall into your labels trap) to call it, is a FACT. Like evolution, it's simply a fact. The evidence is there. You (and people like you) can deny it all you like, but the evidence (like gravity == orbital mechanics) is irrefutably THERE. I don't have to explain myself, pointing at the evidence, you do, ignoring/denying it - it's right there, in front of your face. You're no different than the smokers, back in the 70's, spewing the company line, "No, no, no, smoking doesn't cause cancer, that's just a statistical correlation". You may choose to echo the petro-billionaires denials because it gives you a more comfortable, guilt-free lifestyle, but just like standing under a tree, claiming it's not raining, sooner or later -- you're gonna get wet. Meanwhile, when the petro-billionaires figure out how to monetize your serfdom/servitude without burning fossil fuels, they'll lead you by the nose to that new-found "truth".

  10. Re:Is climate change one of the topics? on Thirty Countries Use 'Armies of Opinion Shapers' To Manipulate Democracy (theguardian.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. There's science, and then there's the shit the right is peddling.

  11. Re:Is climate change one of the topics? on Thirty Countries Use 'Armies of Opinion Shapers' To Manipulate Democracy (theguardian.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is. Rush Limbaugh gets $50 Million a year to call it a "hoax" and tell lies about it. Sean Hannity only gets $29 Million a year to do the same.

  12. Re:USB drivers still in kernel? on Linux 4.14 Has Been Released (kernelnewbies.org) · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Sounds holy inadequate.

  13. If you reload more than a few times, you'll get a blog post submitted by Roland Piquepaille.

  14. Re: News flash: on CERN Scientists Conclude that the Universe Should Not Exist (ign.com) · · Score: 2

    The Last Question by Isaac Asimov. He said it was his favorite story he had ever written.

  15. Re:Faces in phones on Honolulu Now Fines People Up To $99 For Texting While Crossing Road (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Funny
  16. Re:It kinda sucks. on Star Trek: Discovery Is Returning For a Second Season (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    The problem with deflector dishes is that the ship is travelling at (say, warp 2, which is four times the speed of light) and the deflector dish puts out a beam which travels faster than that forward of the ship to sweep away all that pesky interstellar dust.

    The rest of your arguments amount to "It's the future dummy, so therefore it's possible". I'm pretty sure that laws of physics will still exist in the future

    Also, I forgot "subspace communications" i.e. FTL communications (transfer of information).

  17. Re:It kinda sucks. on Star Trek: Discovery Is Returning For a Second Season (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    A lot of the technology bullshit is so far out there it's not even something you can remotely imagine as being real. There was a certain charm to the older series because you'd see stuff on the show and think "well, OK, maybe we'll see that in 50-100 years if we're lucky". Discovery is packed full of so much random crap you kinda look at it and go "uhhhh no, not gonna happen". It's like they decided to transition from futuristic-but-almost-plausible to outright space magic because that was easier to write.

    Two words: Heinsenberg compensators.
    Two more: Warp drive
    Two more: Deflector dish
    Two more: Inertial dampeners
    Two more: Artificial gravity (not even mentioned, simply handwaved)
    Single words: Transporter/Replicator, Shields, Phasers

    I think any of us could probably go on.

  18. "wireless connector" on Essential Is Getting Sued For Allegedly Stealing Wireless Connector Technology (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  19. Re:tl;dr on The Real Inside Story of How Commodore Failed (youtube.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Commodore was old news thirty years ago. I can't be bothered to watch some guy's commercial about his boo ... oooh! shiny!!

  20. Re:tl;dr on The Real Inside Story of How Commodore Failed (youtube.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm astounded by that; he was such a lightning-rod at the time. Either way, I'm not sitting through a 30-minute video.

  21. Re:tl;dr on The Real Inside Story of How Commodore Failed (youtube.com) · · Score: -1

    Actually, it's tl;dw. I don't even have to watch the 30-minute video, I'm sure it's a litany of charges/complaints/whining about Jack Tramiel.

  22. Oh fuck no on Twitter Tests Doubling Character Limit For Tweets To 280 (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that idiot will have twice as much to say.

  23. With apologies to Michio Kaku on Ray Kurzweil Explains Why Technology Won't Eliminate Human Jobs (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    But Ray Kurzweil is STILL the biggest hack on the planet.

  24. Re:Why americans don't care? on Virginia Scraps Electronic Voting Machines Hackers Destroyed At DefCon (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 5, Informative

    We use first-past-the-post voting, for a single representative, which Duverger's Law tells us inevetably results in a two-party system. In other words, the two-party problem is systemic and isn't going to go away simply by wishing it would, or especially, by voting for some quixotic can't-possibly-win third-party candidate, on the theory that that will somehow change things.

  25. Re:Stilll try explaining that to your kids on Ethanol: A Lethal Injection For Tumors (acsh.org) · · Score: 1

    Some things even hyenas won't do...