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  1. Re:No surprises there. on Tough Tests Flunk Good Programming Job Candidates · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lucky thing it's not a spelling test.

  2. Re:Why are they such assholes? on Apple Threatens Bistro Over "AppleADay" Name · · Score: 1

    He submitted it to /. knowing he makes money from page hits. "coondoggie" over at Network World is another Roland Piquapaille wannabe too.

  3. Re:Bust on HP Slate 2: Brilliant or Bust? · · Score: 1

    That's like asking "Why would I want a vehicle I can't tow a boat with?" Answer: lots of reasons; not everyone wants or needs to tow a boat.

  4. Re:I demand that this story be removed. on China Completes First Space Docking Test · · Score: 1

    You can think of it as "Wonder Twin powers: Activate!" if that makes you feel better.

  5. Harumph! Harumph! on Fine Structure Constant May Not Be So Constant · · Score: 0

    How dare anyone question the simplicity, beauty and elegance that is the Standard Model? Next thing you know, they'll be saying that our list of emperical observations and exquisitely inter-balanced fudge factors (to 17 decimal places) doesn't contain any first principles! Blasphemy!

  6. Re:Breaks a lot of dependancies on Fine Structure Constant May Not Be So Constant · · Score: 2

    Kind of like how the angle of "down" varies based on the slope of the ground you're standing on? Nah. If the Standard Model says it, it must be right. Expect a huge backlash from this paper.

  7. Re:Land of the free on DHS Stonewalls On Public Comment About Body Scanners · · Score: 1

    You are correct that we are stuck with this forever, because the Republicans will pillory on the nightly news anyone foolish enough to suggest that we *shouldn't* live in a "show us your papers" society, and would also do their patented "hold my breath until I turn blue" act should a bill actually be introduced.

  8. Re:Or just maybe... on Are Power Users Too Cool For Ubuntu Unity? · · Score: 1

    See if you can spot the "In Soviet Russia, (thing is backwards/reversed)" pattern in my previous post.

  9. Re:Or just maybe... on Are Power Users Too Cool For Ubuntu Unity? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Unity is usable!

  10. Re:... and where is Motorola...? on HTC Becomes Highest Shipping Smartphone Vendor In the US · · Score: 1

    Google is buying Motorola Mobile for its tax-loss carry forwards, not for its patent portfolio.

  11. Re:Figures provided by analysts, not the companies on HTC Becomes Highest Shipping Smartphone Vendor In the US · · Score: 0

    HTC and Samsung don't know how many phones they sell until months after they ship, because that's how their distribution channel wworks. Apple DOES know how many they sell, because they sell directly to consumers.

  12. Re:What? on Progress Spacecraft Launch Successful · · Score: 1

    The Soyuz booster "blowed up real good" on the last launch. The booster itself has been in use for years and years. This launch merely confirms that they know (and have fixed) what went wrong last time.

  13. I don't get it on GLORIA To Give Amateur Astronomers Access To Robotic Telescopes · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The (tiny) community of professional astronomers can't agree on where to point their instruments, and for how long, how is a telescope which can be aimed by any idiot with a browser going to do anything but thrash?

  14. "Microsoft Hut" on Microsoft 'Hut' Opens Outside Seattle Apple Store · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because "Microsoft ghetto" was judged to be too uncomfortably close to the truth.

  15. Uh huh on Congressmen Worried About Amazon Silk Privacy Issues · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'My staff yesterday told me that one of our leading Internet companies, Amazon, is going to create their own server and their own system and they're going to force everybody that uses Amazon to go through their server and they're going to collect all this information on each person who does that without that person's knowledge. Enough is enough.'

    Translation for those who don't speak Congress-critter or those who live in other countries:
    "One of Amazon's competitors has decided to donate to my re-election campaign. A study group our pollster ran shows that we might get some TV time bitching about 'privacy concerns' hahahaha."

  16. Re:Goodbye Skype on Microsoft Finalizes Skype Acquisition · · Score: 1

    Nah; Skype will just become the next Visio.

  17. Re:speech recognition is noisy. on Apple's Siri As Revolutionary As the Mac? · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I can see how this is going to make my life easier:

    "page up, page up, down, down, down, shift o, slash splat quot FIXME -- who wrote this shit ques ques splat slash quot CR escape"

  18. Re:Hmmm on Amazon To Lose $10 Per Kindle Fire · · Score: 1

    Isn't XBox still being sold at a loss?

  19. Re:no wonder they're buying palm on Amazon To Lose $10 Per Kindle Fire · · Score: 1

    If you want to do that (at that price), just buy a NookColor and be done with it. At least BN isn't being obstructionist about it the way Amazon will be.

  20. Re:Well if an anlyst says so it must be true on Amazon To Lose $10 Per Kindle Fire · · Score: 1

    And of course, anyone who's ever been near manufacturing knows that the manufactured cost per unit for the pilot run is the same as it will be after you've refined your processes and established blanket POs with all your vendors. /sarcasm

  21. Re:Sure on Outlining a World Where Software Makers Are Liable For Flaws · · Score: 1

    And yet the PLC manufacturers themselves specifically disclaim using them in elevators or medical equipment, or other places where lives could be lost.

  22. A 20oz framing hammer? on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Destroy Hard Drives? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember: when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.

  23. Re:What's wrong with this? on FBI Leaves Cleared Names On Terrorist Watch List · · Score: 1

    It is also good that law enforcement officers can keep an eye on people that have associated with known terrorist groups, even if those people haven't actually committed a crime.

    I think Kevin Bacon linked to Al Qaeda nicely sums up the problem there. Particularly if the "linking" is done in secret, without any rules of evidence.

  24. Re:high end CPUs from the database company on Oracle Demos New SPARC T4 Processor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, in fairness, they did add an evil bit(TM) to the flags register. Unfortunately, in Oracle's case, "jump on evil" is an unconditional branch.

  25. Wait, what? on Behind the Parting of IBM and Blue Waters · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IBM told you to take your $300 million project somewhere else? If that doesn't say VOLUMES about your project management/specification process, I don't know what does.