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Apple Threatens Bistro Over "AppleADay" Name

itwbennett writes "In today's edition of David v. Goliath, Apple lawyers have sent cease and desist letters to a tiny health food restaurant in Luxembourg named AppleADay. For their part, the owners of AppleADay, with help from a lawerly friend, have promised that they would continue to sell only food, not computers. Of course, Apple knows as well as anyone that promises are made to be broken, having famously promised Apple Corps, the Beatles' production company, they would never get into the music business."

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  1. They should change their name by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to iAppleADay

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    1. Re:They should change their name by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 2

      AppleRGay

      And then they could use a rainbow apple for a logo ...

    2. Re:They should change their name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rainbow apple? Oh wait, Apple Computer already did that in the 80's! :)

  2. Why are they such assholes? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, NOBODY is going to confuse them for the Apple Store. This is just petty.

    1. Re:Why are they such assholes? by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Better watch out, I hear your local grocery store has hundreds if not thousands of violators out back...

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    2. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because when they were younger, they were the revolutionaries bucking the system. There is nothing more fascist than an old man who was a young revolutionary.

    3. Re:Why are they such assholes? by adamchou · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when overpaid patent lawyers sit around and have nothing to do. They're acting busy by going out and sending out C&D orders to random people.

    4. Re:Why are they such assholes? by msobkow · · Score: 2

      New York better watch out for an infringement lawsuit, too. :p

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    5. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?
      Because they can be!

    6. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Informative

      Trademark lawyer, not patent lawyer.

    7. Re:Why are they such assholes? by erroneus · · Score: 2

      I know... and you're not going to hear too many apple fans backing this action up either. I happen to know the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" (the saying this shops derives its name) predates the birth of both of Apple's original creators... possibly by more than 100 years. The lawyers who signed their names to any papers associated with this frivolous and aggressive C&D need to have their credentials reviewed.

      I think it is more than reasonable to presume that somewhere along the line, they are more than aware of the history of this common saying and could never in good faith believe this to be an infringement of any kind against the Apple trademark.

      What's more, I think it's about time someone pulled a "Lindows" and filed to have Apple's trademark revoked. It wouldn't be hard to argue that Apple is a "common word" and cannot be trademarked. They seriously need to eat the shit they serve up.

    8. Re:Why are they such assholes? by mvar · · Score: 1

      I hope the owners of the restaurant stand their ground and take the case to the courts. nevertheless this case is a pretty good advertisement for their business

    9. Re:Why are they such assholes? by haruchai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because Steve Jobs is dead doesn't mean Apple is all out of assholes.

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    10. Re:Why are they such assholes? by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Could not agree more...

    11. Re:Why are they such assholes? by bonch · · Score: 0

      very ITWorld article who wrote the article

      Whoops. ITWorld author.

    12. Re:Why are they such assholes? by bonch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      That, of course, won't stop the Slashdotters from freaking out over nothing. Notice the article was submitted by the ITWorld author who wrote it. He knew exactly what he was doing and how this readership would react. It's all about page views. This story isn't even new; it dates back to late August.

    13. Re:Why are they such assholes? by cpghost · · Score: 1

      The lawyers who signed their names to any papers associated with this frivolous and aggressive C&D need to have their credentials reviewed.

      Man, I hate such lawyers as much as every other decent person... but in this case, isn't it someone in Apple's management that hired them? That's the guy (or girl) who needs a little attitude adjustment on the head, and who's responsible for this PR fiasco.

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    14. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're not "assholes." They have to exert effort in defending their trademark or risk losing it.

      This is not true in this context. They only have to defend it where relevant. Going after a tiny health food restaurant is not, unless Apple have plans to enter into that market.

    15. Re:Why are they such assholes? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      "apple: an asshole a day ruins computing in every way"

      go ahead apple, sue my ass. you can have all my savings, all $103.53 worth.

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    16. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This misinformation is trotted out every time a ridiculous trademark C&D is published in the media. While it is true that a company has a duty to defend it's trademark, it is not true that a company has a duty to do so frivolously against non-infringing cases. In other words, the law does not require trademark holders to be bullies and anyone who claims otherwise is wrong.

    17. Re:Why are they such assholes? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, trademarks must be defended, but this is not an instance of that because Apple's trademark doesn't cover bistros.

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    18. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure the word "apple" won't be a defensible trademark in the food trade.

    19. Re:Why are they such assholes? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      That, of course, won't stop the Slashdotters from freaking out over nothing. Notice the article was submitted by the ITWorld author who wrote it. He knew exactly what he was doing and how this readership would react. It's all about page views. This story isn't even new; it dates back to late August.

      Name and logo, have you looked, are not very close.

      This is a very big stretch of "confusion" concern.

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    20. Re:Why are they such assholes? by jiteo · · Score: 1

      Their products have to come out of somewhere...

    21. Re:Why are they such assholes? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      He submitted it to /. knowing he makes money from page hits. "coondoggie" over at Network World is another Roland Piquapaille wannabe too.

    22. Re:Why are they such assholes? by wygit · · Score: 1

      The fact that ITWorld submitted it somehow excuses Apple's asshole behavior?
      Nobody can use "An Apple A Day" anymore?

      Just because they stole their trademark from the Beatles and got away with it, (with the promise that they would not use it for music), it's theirs now?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sosumi

      My Gawd, fanbois will stop at nothing to defend any slight against their precious church.

    23. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      I mean, NOBODY is going to confuse them for the Apple Store. This is just petty.

      I'm only going by American trademark law here, but, no, this has nothing to do with people confusing them with the Apple Store. They have to pursue these matters to maintain their trademark.

      That said, where you could nail Apple on this is that the store only sells food. The only reason I can imagine that Apple'd even try this is if they intend to sell food at their stores... which actually was a rumor that popped up recently.

      In short, I agree that it's petty, just nitpicking the details a little.

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    24. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase An Apple a Day has been around far longer than Apple COmputer has!
      Next thing you know, Apple will sue doctors for using the phrase, and heck why not the entire apple industry - watch out, you'll have to change the name of the fruit to something else!

    25. Re:Why are they such assholes? by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I have reason to believe you're one of the assholes who goes around moding down every comment you can find that's even slightly against Apple. I see it by the way you're defending them even when they are obviously being assholes, as in RIAA suing Girl Scouts level of asshole and your friend/enemy structure.

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    26. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when overpaid patent lawyers sit around and have nothing to do. They're acting busy by going out and sending out C&D orders to random people.

      Dumb comments like these are exactly why people shouldn't assume that they're educated on a topic just because they read Slashdot headlines.

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    27. Re:Why are they such assholes? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      The fact that ITWorld submitted it somehow excuses Apple's asshole behavior?
      Nobody can use "An Apple A Day" anymore?

      I don't think anyone said that.

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    28. Re:Why are they such assholes? by wmbetts · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't you only have to defend it in the same industry the trademark is registered in? Unless Apple has a registered trademark in the food service industry (or whatever it's classified as) I can't see how the would risk loosing their trademark. By this logic they need to sue AppleBees as well.

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    29. Re:Why are they such assholes? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      The story is 6 months old and there have been no updates from Appleaday since though there's been plenty of news stories about it. A good advertisement you say, hmmm.

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    30. Re:Why are they such assholes? by gerddie · · Score: 1

      Some judge probably will. Remember Obelix versus MobiliX?

    31. Re:Why are they such assholes? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Johnny Appleseed better get his ass overseas pronto...

    32. Re:Why are they such assholes? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Just because they stole their trademark from the Beatles and got away with it, (with the promise that they would not use it for music), it's theirs now?

      Apple Inc. paid Apple Corps about a nine digit sum for ownership of all of Apple Corps' trademarks, so it seems you are talking out of your arse.

    33. Re:Why are they such assholes? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      freaking out over nothing

      So nothing happened? And the fact that they have to try to appear to be defending their trademarks by law doesn't mean that people have to agree with that law (or their actions). You just end up with things like this that a lot of people don't seem to agree with.

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    34. Re:Why are they such assholes? by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they'd take it.

    35. Re:Why are they such assholes? by mcneely.mike · · Score: 3, Funny

      They need to sue each and every individual apple in the world, and the apple trees too, and get a promise from said apple trees that they will no longer grow said apples, or even miniature apples, from now on to be called Apps(tm).

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    36. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      As part of a settlement to the second lawsuit they Apple Corps launched against Apple Inc, after they violated the first settlement.

      So yeah, I'd consider that theft. If you steal an apple from the store, and pay for it after being arrested for theft as part of a plea agreement, its still theft in my book.

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    37. Re:Why are they such assholes? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      The grocery stores in my area tend to have the Fresh fruit right in front as you're entering the store.

    38. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should rename the fruit soon, or else nobody will be allowed to sell them...

    39. Re:Why are they such assholes? by mcavic · · Score: 1

      isn't it someone in Apple's management that hired them?

      Yes, there's more than one level of blame.

    40. Re:Why are they such assholes? by englishknnigits · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple already sued New York them over their recycling program which featured a logo that had an apple in it. Apple lost.

    41. Re:Why are they such assholes? by icebraining · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows® wasn't revoked. And they only feared that because "Windows" was a common word in the domain. "Apple" in the computing domain isn't.

      Besides, Apple was already sued because of their trademark.

    42. Re:Why are they such assholes? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      I heard the iconic Mac startup sound file was initially called "sosume" because of their lawsuit with the Beatle's company back in the day as they were afraid it might constitute music production or some such. I may have seen that article on hear a while back, actually.

    43. Re:Why are they such assholes? by LVSlushdat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And there is nothing more progressive and radical than the conservative young man whose eyes are opened.

      And there is nothing more conservative than a older man who was liberal in his youth, and learns thru life's lessons what a crock of sewage modern liberalism is..

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      FTFY

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    44. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you'd be foaming with rabies if Google ever did something similar. However, when it's Apple it's just a business doing its duty.

      Yeah, I know. Pointing out a single /.er's hypocrisy instead of pointing at them all as a united collective is a bit uncommon, but bear with me.

    45. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Are you saying this is an example of the system functioning as intended?

      Because that's even worse than if GP is correct.

    46. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0

      Well it'd certainly be nice to have an intelligent conversation about that, wouldn't it?

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    47. Re:Why are they such assholes? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      Here comes apple bitches.

    48. Re:Why are they such assholes? by caitsith01 · · Score: 2

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      Total BS.

      If you have a trademark over "Apple" in the context of computers/music, you DO NOT have to sue a restaurant with the word "Apple" somewhere in its name to protect it.

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    49. Re:Why are they such assholes? by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      It depends on how the other business files their trademark. Yes, it's obvious they are not a computer maker, but if they file for their trademark to cover all trade areas then that's when Apple can say "wait, you'll infringe if you are in the computer area".

      The same thing happened a couple of years ago with Woolworth Australia I think, or someone like that, as a grocery store with an apple for a logo who filed a broad trademark covering many business areas.

      There's nothing to stop you starting a restaurant called "Apple restaurant" and filing a trademark that covers you in the food industry. If you file broadly and Apple doesn't respond to the part that covers the sections they already cover then it weakens Apple's future defence of their trademark in that area. The idea of "you must defend your trademark or risk losing it" is to prevent trademark squatting (unless you're willing to spend all the money necessary to defend a bunch of trademarks that you *may* use one day).

    50. Re:Why are they such assholes? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      As I said, apple bitches are indeed out.

    51. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      There is an actual store named "The Apple Store" in a city with an Apple "Apple Store". It sells apples, and has for a quarter of a century. I have heard about people using google maps bringing their macs to "The Apple Store" for genius help and being politely redirected to the Apple "Apple Store".

    52. Re:Why are they such assholes? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      Yeah. There was no court case or anything, right?

      Btw, stop sucking that dick now. He is dead for fuck sake.

    53. Re:Why are they such assholes? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      That old saw doesn't get any smarter with age.

      Personally, I got a lot more radical and left-leaning after I retired in 2007, because with the pressure to have to go out and earn a living every day lifted from me at age 50, I could really view the system more objectively. I wasn't afraid any more the way working people in America are required to be afraid. I realized just how much most people who work for a living and yet call themselves "conservatives" are suffering from the same disorder that keeps a battered woman married to, and even sticking up for, her abuser.

      I hope you live long enough and gain enough perspective to see it the way I've seen it.

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    54. Re:Why are they such assholes? by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

      They only risk loosing it if they don't defend the trademark when there is something that looks like a violation, it doesn't mean that one has to chase down everyone using Apple in the name. This is just silly.

    55. Re:Why are they such assholes? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      its funny, in high school and college i was pretty far left, however around the time i turned 22 i went hardcore libertarian in my beliefs. im now 27 and still libertarian leaning

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    56. Re:Why are they such assholes? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      You heard right; it's spelled Sosumi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sosumi

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    57. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, I got a lot more radical and left-leaning after I retired in 2007, because with the pressure to have to go out and earn a living every day lifted from me at age 50, I could really view the system more objectively..

      Don't know how to say it without sounding trollish, but honestly, I daresay that you've only swapped your old fears for new ones, and the new ones happen to be left-leaning.

      Now, instead of worrying about a job, you have to worry about healthcare (as older folks tend to be far more frequent consumers of it). It also comes up that any means to avoid having to pay outrageous amounts to get that healthcare (even if the government pays it on your behalf) is probably going to sound a lot more appealing to you now that, if you're looking down the barrel of geriatric and long-term care, you likely will be in a decade or two, and you most likely know it. Other considerations, such as Social Security and most other AARP talking points, are going to be ones that you can now sympathize with... and most of them tend to lean leftward in their stances.

      Besides, you also made the mistake of generalizing those who work. Some among us are entrepreneurs and/or otherwise own our own businesses. Where is the fear and abuse that they see? Their only real fears involve exactly two: lack of sales and excess of governmental intrusion (taxes, regulation, laws, etc). Are you saying that these folks also "required to be afraid" of the same things that most other conservatives fear?

      I can also make one more argument: Those who are younger and working are more confident in their ability to be independent. OTOH, folks who are older and retired are less confident, to the point of knowing that someday, dependency on others for their care will be something that they have to deal with, and not everyone has kids who will happily take them in once they reach the point of non-independence. This tends to introduce yet another fear, and one far more visceral and personal than merely being over-taxed or over-regulated. That fear usually tends to want someone, anyone, and everyone to jump in and care for you as you age.

      Not saying it's perfectly your case or anything, but I am saying that retirement doesn;t necessarily mean that you've suddenly become an objective judge of the world. It only trades old fears for new ones.

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    58. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      This is just what Apple fans are empowering with their blind religious support of the company that can do no wrong, even when it does. I just don't understand why America is obsessed with giving so much money to this Chinese company.

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    59. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Then they are doing it wrong. Everyone knows you put your bakery section in the front. There's nothing like walking into a store and being greeted by the smell of fresh bread.

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    60. Re:Why are they such assholes? by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Apple's patent lawyers were pretty active doing evil all over the world (which is what the patent lawyer job is about, whatever the company...)

    61. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      That is absolutely wrong, and I'm sure you've been corrected over this issue before. Trademark holders are under NO obligation to stop people using their name in a field they don't hold the trademark IN. The only thing Apple could possibly lose is their exclusive rights to run fresh fruit bistros, which they don't have ANYWAY. A trademark cannot be considered without considering the field in which the trademark is actually valid.

    62. Re:Why are they such assholes? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I know... and you're not going to hear too many apple fans backing this action up either.

      As I feared, you were giving them FAR too much credit. They're now all over this story, posting the same stupid bullshit about having to "defend their trademark or loose[sic] it," complete with misspelling, almost to a man.

    63. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when overpaid grammar nazis sit around and have nothing to do. They're acting busy by going out and sending out fixes to random people.

    64. Re:Why are they such assholes? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, instead of worrying about a job, you have to worry about healthcare

      No, I can afford healthcare. My worry is about health not health care.

      Other considerations, such as Social Security and most other AARP talking points, are going to be ones that you can now sympathize with

      Not yet. I'm still more than a decade away from those things. I won't need Social Security to live unless there is a catastrophe of such magnitude that Social Security wouldn't matter anyway.

      OTOH, folks who are older and retired are less confident, to the point of knowing that someday, dependency on others for their care will be something that they have to deal with

      You think you won't get old and infirm? I study and teach Chinese martial arts. My teacher is 87 and has such an optimistic view of his own life that he just planted plum trees in his yard, despite the fact that they won't bear fruit for 10-15 years. Now that's a worldview I emulate.

      I am saying that retirement doesn;t necessarily mean that you've suddenly become an objective judge of the world. It only trades old fears for new ones.

      My only fear is for my daughter's future, and that, friend, is something that focuses one's attention on current affairs like nothing else. I never worried much about politics or economics while I was working. I was too busy making a living. There is a reason why in most cultures, older people are respected and their opinions are sought. Now in my mid-50s, I'm sort of too old to be young and too young to be old. But I've got energy, literacy, and the time to pay attention.

      Now, having said all that, there's no fool like an old fool, so I try to remember that I'm usually full of shit.

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    65. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trademarks also have areas of applicability. I seriously doubt Apple's trademarks are applicable to groceries or produce.

    66. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 1

      I mean, NOBODY is going to confuse them for the Apple Store. This is just petty.

      Obligatroy, IANAL

      In the U.S., with Trademarks, if you see someone that may be abusing your trademark, you are required to (a) ask them to cease and desist, and failing that, (b) sue them. If you do not, you can lose your trademark. Thermos, Frigidare did; Coca-Cola (Coke) and Xerox almost did.

      Okay, so this is bad -- we have lawsuits over names. But isn't that what we want with patents in order to prevent submarine patents? Either defend it or it goes into the public domain.

      In this case, hopefully there will be a speedy trial, the judge will say "no one will confuse the two, you both have my blessing to use the term" and that will be it. But Apple is required to sue in order to protect their trademark.

    67. Re:Why are they such assholes? by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      I still think Woolworth's logo looks more like a watermellon than an apple! It's a stylised "W"! If they'd had a bite taken out of it then there'd be problems but there's no confusion how it stands.

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    68. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it."

      A clear misnomer, if I ever saw one. One that's used all too frequently by people who try to be legal know-it-alls. If it were something related to their trademark in THEIR fields of business, then yes they would have to defend it.

      If someone created AppleADay computers, or AppleADay MP3 players, they would HAVE to defend it or risk losing the trademark. There is absolutely NO risk of losing their trademark because of a health food store.

      This is just Apple being dicks. Again.

    69. Re:Why are they such assholes? by X.25 · · Score: 1

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      And what does Apple's trademark have to do with restaurants or food?

    70. Re:Why are they such assholes? by knappe+duivel · · Score: 1

      good story. but why not supply us with the name of the city?

    71. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Maybe google for "the apple store"? http://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+apple+store%22

    72. Re:Why are they such assholes? by initialE · · Score: 1

      If Apple does enter into the health food market they would not be the incumbent there. So that's not an excuse either. Basically, there's no excuse to being a litigious jackass.

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    73. Re:Why are they such assholes? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I mean, NOBODY is going to confuse them for the Apple Store. This is just petty.

      Trademark law demands it.

      Basically "Use it or lose it. Let someone else use it and lose it". You must use a trademark in order to keep it (think Cisco's "iPhone"), and if you let someone else use it, then you can lose all exclusivity.

      Think "Escalator", "Kleenex" and many others.

      You literally have to act the instant you find out about a possible trademark violation - any delay can be seen as passive approval of that use, which can mean you lose it completely.

      Same deal with Elder Scrolls and Scrolls, and many other conflicts. After all, Cisco immediately responded when the iPhone was released, even though the only thing to say iPhone was a mocked up box image. Ditto Psion and "netbook".

      Of course, response can vary - it can be a C&D letter, it can be a polite letter, etc. I'm guessing Apple just uses a standard procedure for trademark violations that's been vetted over many years by many lawyers. Apple probably deals with tons of such things a year that no one hears about so they just standardized the procedure since a case-by-case basis would probably double Apple's employee count... in lawyers.

    74. Re:Why are they such assholes? by kyrio · · Score: 1

      You obviously have no clue as to how grocery store product placement works.

    75. Re:Why are they such assholes? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple already sued New York them over their recycling program which featured a logo that had an apple in it. Apple lost.

      They sued Woolwoths in Australia over the same thing... and lost it.

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    76. Re:Why are they such assholes? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      I think there has to be some possibility of dilution or confusion which there clearly isn't here.

      Solution: Change the name to "A red or green tree fruit a day" ??? Sheesh!

    77. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you are combining two issues here. Of course ITWorld is just trying to get page views with whatever they can. That has nothing to with wether the issue is "freaking out over nothing".

      I notice you didn't actually say it out loud and only discussed the general case so... do you honestly think Apple had to do this or risk losing their trademark? That would be a remarkably twisted way of looking at trademarks...

    78. Re:Why are they such assholes? by niktemadur · · Score: 2

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      Funny how rote, meaningless phrases tend to stick around for so long... well, maybe because they serve to substitute actual thought, justifying certain points of view.

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    79. Re:Why are they such assholes? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I'm gonna call my company "Water" and send my fleet of lawyers to anybody else using that word in print.

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    80. Re:Why are they such assholes? by mvar · · Score: 1

      The story is 6 months old and there have been no updates from Appleaday since though there's been plenty of news stories about it. A good advertisement you say, hmmm.

      Do you happen to live in Luxemburg? It might was a good ad for the local community there anyway

    81. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      Yes, but trademarks - in contrast to patents - are bound to product categories. Does Apple have a trademark in the relevant product category for food/restaurants? Are they just being assholes? Considering Apple's recent conduct, there's no doubt about the latter.

    82. Re:Why are they such assholes? by sjames · · Score: 1

      They have to defend it against infringement. They do NOT have to attack everything they see. They are simply being rage-aholic assholes because they can. They feel impotent when they're not kicking someone in the balls. The world could easily do without such people.

      That, of course won't stop the inexplicable apologists from rushing to their defense.

    83. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a trademark issue, not a patent issue. Trademark owners have to defend it or risk losing it.

      Only as long as you might have a case. Once you pass over the line into where it's no longer reasonable you do not have to.
      To take it to the extreme: If I have a trademark on the name Apple and sells music records and want to defend it then it is not reasonable for me to go after someone who tries to publish a computer game named Scrolls. Not only because there is no possibility that anyone will confuse them because they aren't even in the same market but also because you cannot trademark common words. (Microsoft have already tried to defend Windows in court and got the middle finger from the judge.)

      If you want to be able to defend a trademark you will have to make sure that it has a unique name and not use a common word.
      Apple doesn't need to defend their trademark here because they don't have a case to begin with. They are just being asses as usual and have again shown that they have earned their spot in my no-buy list together with Sony.

    84. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Lundse · · Score: 1

      And _this_ is what happens when overpaid grammar/semantics-distinction-nazis sit around and have nothing to do. They're acting busy by going out and sending fixes to random people.

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    85. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Suhas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any poster, who posts tired old cliches and witty untruths to try and support a falsehood is an asshat and an idiot.
      FTFY

    86. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Quotation confesses inferiority"
      -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    87. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      And there is nothing more progressive and radical than the conservative young man whose eyes are opened.

      And there is nothing more conservative than a older man who was liberal in his youth, and learns thru life's lessons what a crock of sewage modern liberalism is..

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      FTFY

      That says something about the current British Govenment. The Conservative-Liberal alliance must have heart and no brains.

    88. Re:Why are they such assholes? by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      True story: While on a conference trip to Boston, some colleges tried to find the Apple store, only to end up at a store selling apples, as in the real fruit.

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    89. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Quotation confesses inferiority"

      -Ralph Waldo Emerson

      +1

    90. Re:Why are they such assholes? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Bakery towards the back, since it needs to go in the trolley/basket last, or it will get squashed.

      Flowers, fruit and vegetables go right at the front, since people are feeling healthy and positive at that point. By the time they're at the back of the store they're ready to buy junk food snacks, fizzy drinks and alcohol.

    91. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I always buy my computers at Safeway, in the produce department, just as I buy my cars in the meat department. However, I stopped buying apple juice after I was accused ot being anti-semitic by trademark lawyers.

    92. Re:Why are they such assholes? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I think they should just change the name to "Apfel" or "Pomme" or "Apel".

    93. Re:Why are they such assholes? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      You make it sound like these things grow on trees.

    94. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 1

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      That old saw doesn't get any smarter with age.

      Congratulations! You're the second person I've seen admit that they don't have a heart and don't have a brain.

      My general observation is that once someone isn't paying taxes and has their mouth firmly on the government teat they tend to migrate to the left. It could either be early stages Alzheimer's or just good old fashion greed -- after all, they no longer have to pay for the government largess and they get to benefit from it.

    95. Re:Why are they such assholes? by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      In all the cases you mentioned, the infringement was a product that was the same or related to the trademark.

      In this case, Apple [Computer] is a computer store. Its name (apple) does NOT have a clear relationship with its product (computers/phones/music players).

      The store "Appleaday" is a Health food based Restaurant, the name comes from the very old saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", a health oriented saying. When I first heard the name, before I read that its a resteraunt, i immediately associated its name with something to do with health and well being, thanks to that saying.

      There is NO valid case of infirngement here. It is, pardon the pun, apples and oranges.

      This is like Microsoft sueing "Anglian Windows" (a double glazing window company here in the UK)

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    96. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's simply not true. Especially when the product is so different.

    97. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademark owners have to defend their trademarks against infringing uses. Yet the word "apple" as a food has never been confusing or infringing on Apple's trademark on the computer brand. They do not need to "defend" against a restaurant. You would be right if the AppleADay were the name of a computer store.

      The fact that Apple is trying to expand their trademark into an area it does not cover is certainly news worthy of Slashdot.

    98. Re:Why are they such assholes? by zulater · · Score: 1

      So basically everyone is saying that people are different? Potentially a product of their environment and experiences. GASP!

    99. Re:Why are they such assholes? by jacksinn · · Score: 1

      Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

      I run a business and am very left-leaning. I'm also right at 30 though and that adage doesn't seem to be inclusive.

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    100. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points for you Sir.

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    101. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      You do understand that those people have been paying taxes all their (working) lives for those benefits, right?

    102. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      And in addition to the fact that they have paid their dues, there's also the idea that since they are now the recipients of those benefits, they see first-hand just how important they really are. People seem to forget that the US existed before social security and medicare and that we came up with those programs for a reason.

    103. Re:Why are they such assholes? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Belgium actually, but it just took about 2 minutes and some basic knowledge of french and german to look this up. Journalism is dead.

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    104. Re:Why are they such assholes? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Bakery towards the back, since it needs to go in the trolley/basket last, or it will get squashed.
      No, staple items in back, that way you have to walk past all the stuff that you normally wouldn't think of buying.

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    105. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      An Apple a day keeps Windows Blue Screens at bay.

      If I opened that as a computer tech shop, how long do you suppose i'd last before I was sued out of existance?

    106. Re:Why are they such assholes? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" (which this restaurant is obviously referring to) can be traced back to well before Apple Inc ever existed. Maybe the copyright holder of that phrase should sue Apple for a few tens of billions, for the lulz?

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    107. Re:Why are they such assholes? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Then they are doing it wrong. Everyone knows you put your bakery section in the front. There's nothing like walking into a store and being greeted by the smell of fresh bread.

      No, you pipe the smell of freshhly baked bread towards the door from the bakery out the back.

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    108. Re:Why are they such assholes? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There is nothing more fascist than an old man who was a young revolutionary.

      And there is nothing more progressive and radical than the conservative young man whose eyes are opened.

      Sadly, that is a pretty unusual journey.

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    109. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 2

      And in addition to the fact that they have paid their dues,

      Notice that the grandparent post states that he retired at 50 so he probably contributed taxes for less than 30 years and meaningful taxes for less than 15. Given that he's already made it to 54, he'll probably live to 80. You cannot expect to work for only 30 years out of 80 and expect other people to finance you for the other 50. So of course he migrated to the left. He wants to make sure that the government trough he's eating out of stays well stocked.

      US existed before social security and medicare and that we came up with those programs for a reason.

      Nice binary world you live in -- the choice between the current economically unsustainable spending or going back to absolutely no safety net.

    110. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Explain it to me then, how does this lawsuit make any sense whatsoever?

    111. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck rides a trolley into a store?

    112. Re:Why are they such assholes? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      A Trolley is what I believe they call a Shopping cart in Europe You Insensitive Clod!

    113. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      If you're confused about whether or not the GP is correct, how is my explaining it going to do either of us any good?

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    114. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 1

      I shall form a company called `The LLC'. Better get a new definite article English speakers, because `The' is mine now. Don't like it? Then you hate free enterprise and you are stifling the free market.

    115. Re:Why are they such assholes? by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      No, I think he is talking about supermarket layout. In many countries the classical grocery store paradigm (ie: greengrocer) has been eliminated by the (much more capitalist friendly) supermarket franchise.
      So it is obvious for people of those countries to believe that a grocery store also contains a fully equipped bakery, a frozen meals department, socks, a partition for household appliances, a drugstore, a bank or atm and one_of_those_things_that_prints_photos_on_t-shirts

      So, it really depends on the definition of grocery store in your culture.

      I heard for example that at infinite loop the groceries consist of iPods, iPhones, iPads and macintoshes that are not edible!

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    116. Re:Why are they such assholes? by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      Hmm. That's got me thinking. Can you make cider from fermented iPads?

    117. Re:Why are they such assholes? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shouldn't stop at the first sentence. The OP made it clear he has enough money in the bank that SS will never be needed to survive unless there is an economic catastrophe. That means the OP was making serious money before retiring and reached the point where enough was saved that he/she was confident they could support themselves through retirement.

      It's a tired fable that only the poor and people seeking handouts have left leaning views. It's a fable that's sold by the GOP and groups like the Koch brothers to try to convince you that those that are simply seeking a better more Christian society are somehow dirty socialists with their hand out. The data simply doesn't back up that assertion by the way as those most frequently active on the left are often wealthier on average than those on the average on the right.

    118. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that those people have been paying taxes all their (working) lives for their existing benefits. When they push for more benefits, it must be nice to not have to pay the additional taxes.

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    119. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I wonder. Google has become synonymous with search, could they lose their trademark for it becoming generic? I can't say how much it hurts to hear people say they googled on yahoo for the answer.

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    120. Re:Why are they such assholes? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      At this point, a judge needs to use the fact that corporations are legally people and have Apple executed and its assets seized.

    121. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 Insightful for an ad hominem?

    122. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      You answered your own question there.

      But you seem pretty bad at basic logic, so I don't want to hear your explaination anymore.

    123. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      You answered your own question there.

      Well... not until you responded. It's obvious you have no interest in understanding the topic you, strangely enough, have an opinion on. For starters, you'd need a basic education on trademarks (with a little starter course on patents...) Then you'd need to brush up on your reading comprehension. And, finally, you'd need to be open minded enough to actually have a discussion and not a debate.

      Since I'm not interested in being your teacher, you're only doing me a favor by bailing. All that fuss and I didn't even say Apple was in the right.

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    124. Re:Why are they such assholes? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Didn't expect that - shows how much Apple ( and Jobs ) are / were hated.

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    125. Re:Why are they such assholes? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It's a couple of hours later and I'm reading this now and wondering why I was being such an ass to you. I'm not gonna insult you by trying to cook up some excuse for it, it was just uncalled for. I'm sorry and I hope you have a good weekend.

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    126. Re:Why are they such assholes? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      I think they should just change the name to "Apfel" or "Pomme" or "Apel".

      I wonder if that would be enough for Apple?

    127. Re:Why are they such assholes? by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shouldn't stop at the first sentence. The OP made it clear he has enough money in the bank that SS will never be needed to survive unless there is an economic catastrophe.

      WTF are you smoking? The post I originally replied to said nothing of the sort. He stated:

      That old saw doesn't get any smarter with age. Personally, I got a lot more radical and left-leaning after I retired in 2007, because with the pressure to have to go out and earn a living every day lifted from me at age 50, I could really view the system more objectively. I wasn't afraid any more the way working people in America are required to be afraid. I realized just how much most people who work for a living and yet call themselves "conservatives" are suffering from the same disorder that keeps a battered woman married to, and even sticking up for, her abuser. I hope you live long enough and gain enough perspective to see it the way I've seen it.

      So maybe instead of accusing others of not reading for comprehension, you should learn to figure out WTF you're talking about.

      It's a tired fable that only the poor and people seeking handouts have left leaning views.

      You must really enjoy creating false strawman arguments. I've never said that and I've never believed that. The ultra rich that didn't really earn their money -- celebrities, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Rockefellers, DuPonts -- have this delusion that money grows on trees and we can soak people tax-wise as much as we want. Of course they're generally hypocritical about such things as well. Warren Buffet's company currently owes close to a billion to the IRS -- and I remember watching Alex Baldwin testifying before the California legislatures complaining that taxes were driving the film business out of Hollywood and California.

    128. Re:Why are they such assholes? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      ive been working in the systems industry full time since i was 22

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    129. Re:Why are they such assholes? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      ive been working in the systems industry full time since i was 22

      Exactly my point. Once you graduate, that libertarian stuff will start to fade.

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  3. This just in! by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple sues Mother Nature for making a fruit with the same name.

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    1. Re:This just in! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      I'm putting my money on Apple, Mother Nature's screwed. No more apples for us :(

    2. Re:This just in! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I'm putting my money on Apple, Mother Nature's screwed. No more apples for us :(

      Mother Nature is, if nothing else, tenacious. She'll simply rename Poo as Apples and Apples as Poo.

      "How ya like your new iPood?"

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    3. Re:This just in! by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Next in line: Oracle sues Mother Nature for making a star named Sun.

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    4. Re:This just in! by jd · · Score: 1

      Mother Nature has this one covered. They're to be called the non-citrtussy-roundish-things-that-are-great-at-keeping-doctors-away, N-CRT-TAGA-KDA for short, and will be sold by The Pirate Party for a small fee.

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    5. Re:This just in! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Next in line: Oracle sues Mother Nature for making a star named Sun.

      Larry Ellison is rumored to be working on a time machine, so he can go back to Delphi, about 2,800 years ago, to sue Apollo for speaking through an unauthorised Oracle (without a licence, no less!)

      Apollo is rumored to have been preparing a strong defence, including a handful of lightning bolts, and his own attorneys, those failing.

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    6. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. Clearly they were invented by Steve Jobs first.

    7. Re:This just in! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      +1

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    8. Re:This just in! by gblfxt · · Score: 1

      crap companies like this is why mother nature is bankrupt...

    9. Re:This just in! by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 2

      We could rename them to "liberty pears"...

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    10. Re:This just in! by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      We could rename them to "liberty pears"...

      I'm partial to Freedom Fruit!

    11. Re:This just in! by pewterbot9 · · Score: 1

      "Apple sues Mother Nature for making a fruit with the same name." Homophobe.

    12. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tried. Why do you think Jobs got cancer?

      What? Too soon?

    13. Re:This just in! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Next in line: Oracle sues Mother Nature for making a star named Sun.
      It's name is Sol. People just call it the sun. This would probably play out just like the whole "Band-aid" brand bandage thing.

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  4. This is what happens... by cocoamag · · Score: 1

    when lawyers have too much time on their hands.

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    1. Re:This is what happens... by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is what happens when lawyers have too much time on their hands.

      Yes. Clearly, the optimal solution is to remove lawyers' hands at once.

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    2. Re:This is what happens... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      when lawyers have too much time on their hands.

      Time on their hands? I thought they would be busy with Google/Android?

      Though I'm certain a tiny little bistro couldn't hope to hold out in the long run, there's always that David vs. Goliath thing which grabs attention.

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    3. Re:This is what happens... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      the problem is a lawyers hands is the least dangerous part of their body.

      cutting out their tongue is a much better solution.

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    4. Re:This is what happens... by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      This is what happens when lawyers have too much time on their hands.

      Yes. Clearly, the optimal solution is to remove lawyers' hands at once.

      Why remove the hands? Those are still useful. I suggest removing the lawyers, and keeping the hands.

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  5. Is AppleHole a word yet? by glowimperial · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because if not, it should be.

    1. Re:Is AppleHole a word yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Is AppleHole a word yet? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      AppHole?

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    3. Re:Is AppleHole a word yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about AppHole?

    4. Re:Is AppleHole a word yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe there's probably MLP fanfiction in which it is.

      *shudder*

    5. Re:Is AppleHole a word yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone registered it today. LOL!

      Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
      Domain Name: APPLEHOLE.COM
      Created on: 03-Nov-11
      Expires on: 03-Nov-12
      Last Updated on: 03-Nov-11

  6. And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

    Apple lawyers contact a farmer in Texas about his infringement for having "Apples" on his inventory when they have exclusive distribution rights.

    In related news, Apple contacted the Indian government about possible product dilution of their Siri software. Although even Apple had to admit that a Sari wasn't exactly the same pronounciation, they requested that the garment be renamed to something that wouldn't be so close to stave off any possible trouble down the line.

    Thanks for watching, enjoy the movie...

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    1. Re:And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by jd · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest you put that on ICHC with Chemistry Cat reading it as a news bulletin, but I might get sued by The Onion for patent infringement on Over-Satirizing the point.

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    2. Re:And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also tried to force a ban on naming their women Siri.

    3. Re:And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was a farmer in texas he would be using the broken texas courts to sue apple for using that name when he trademarked it back in 76' and never told anyone.

    4. Re:And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      You can grow apples in Texas? Is it even worth the irrigation?

      Okay, I'm being pedantic, but that just stuck out as a real odd example. Apples = Ohio, Pennsylvania, etc. Ya know, Johnny Appleseed?

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    5. Re:And tomorrow on News Hour with Fluffeh... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Yankees tellin me to stop sellin Apples? No siri bob, not gonna happen.

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  7. Upset about commentary... by TWX · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're just pissed that someone is referring to the reliability and longevity of their PowerPC and Performa lines from back in the day...

    At least they didn't name the restaurant "Road Apples"...

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  8. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iDontGiveAShit

  9. They have to by bonch · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, this story is months old and dates back to late August. Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo.

    Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it. There is always the risk that a court somewhere in the world might cite the lack of action in some particular case. But, since it's a "David v. Goliath" article, as the summary put it, it's an excellent story to submit to Slashdot and rile up the natives.

    1. Re:They have to by Zancarius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To my untrained eye, I have a hard time seeing how they could sue over the logo. It looks nothing like the Apple Computer, Inc. logo! I realize your intentions were to attempt to absolve Apple of wrongdoing, but I think that link has succeeded in helping me decide that this suit is/was even more petty than I gleaned from TFA.

      Yes, there's the issue of trademark dilution, but I think this is far beyond ridiculous.

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    2. Re:They have to by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      no one REASONABLE would think that's an apple computer co logo.

      sorry, but this does not fit reasonable defense definition.

      suing over that logo is a joke, in itself.

      my boycott of apple still stands. stuff like this only causes me to dig in even further.

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    3. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That looks nothing like the Apple logo, if anything Innocent Smoothies might have something to say.

    4. Re:They have to by TarMil · · Score: 1

      That changes nothing. It's still just a f$#king apple that looks nothing like the computer company's logo. It isn't even bitten!

    5. Re:They have to by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo

      It looks like...a drawing of an apple. Hard to depict an apple without it looking like an apple.
      But there are significant differences. Hollow, 2 leaves on top, no bite out of the right side, different color.

    6. Re:They have to by baresi · · Score: 1

      The issue is those who are supposedly riled up should and must be riled up on the other points you bring up (court allowing things, etc.) too. So your point while not invalid is not valid either ;)

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    7. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, this story is months old and dates back to late August. Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo.

      So Apple is threatening the small bistro over a logo is not even similar to the Apple logo? This violation is only perceived by Apple's lawyers. No consumer is going to mistake the bistro for being tied at all to Apple, especially since Apple pastes their logo on everything.

    8. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That logo looks nothing like Apple Computer logo. The shape is different, there is no byte missing, it is an outline rather than solid.

      The only similarity is that both logos represent apples. (the fruit, not the gear made by the litigious bastards) Which makes sense, since both companies have "apple" in the name.

      On what planet could the restaurant logo be perceived as infringing on the computer company's logo. That's right, only on the planet where a computer company controls all rights to a type of fruit and the letter "i"

    9. Re:They have to by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 0

      Idiotic comments like this are the reason you got hellbanned on HN.

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    10. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      'Cepting that a health food shop is not in competition with a computer and phone designer and seller (do they make them? I'm not sure). And so there is no trademark problem. The logo is obviously distinct, so they also can't get them for copyright.

      Trademarks are not for all possible businesses. I could make a line of computers and call it Coca Cola, and so long as I didn't use the same logo or a similar logo, there is nothing much the drinks company can do (well, they can threaten, but would probably lose any civil case, unless they actually make computers...). I probably wouldn't be on the right side of the law if I start a restaurant named Coca Cola, even if I don't use the same logo etc., as the drinks company does probably make food.

      Also, they don't have to enforce jack shit. They can give a license to the trademark, the same way that Second Life gave a website a license. Unfortunately, it seems taht First Life is offline, but another website saved the relevant text. I'll quote the most of the letter here:

      This notice is provided on behalf of Linden Research, Inc. (“Linden Lab”), the owner of trademark, copyright and other intellectual property rights in and to the “Second Life” product and service offering, including the “eye-in-hand” logo for Second Life and the website maintained at http://secondlife.com/. It has come to our attention that the website located at http://www.getafirstlife.com/ purports to appropriate certain trade dress and marks associated with Second Life and owned by Linden Lab. That website currently includes a link in the bottom right-hand corner for “Comments or cease and desist letters.”
      As you must be aware, the Copyright Act (Title 17, U.S. Code) contains provisions regarding the doctrine of “fair use” of copyrighted materials (Section 107 of the Act). Although lesser known and lesser recognized by trademark owners, the Lanham Act (Title 15, Chapter 22, U.S. Code) protecting trademarks is also limited by a judicial doctrine of fair use of trademarks. Determining whether or not a particular use constitutes fair use typically involves a multi-factor analysis that is often highly complex and frustratingly indeterminate; however a use constituting parody can be a somewhat simpler analysis, even where such parody involves a fairly extensive use of the original work.
      We do not believe that reasonable people would argue as to whether the website located at http://www.getafirstlife.com/ constitutes parody – it clearly is. Linden Lab is well known among its customers and in the general business community as a company with enlightened and well-informed views regarding intellectual property rights, including the fair use doctrine, open source licensing, and other principles that support creativity and self-expression. We know parody when we see it.
      Moreover, Linden Lab objects to any implication that it would employ lawyers incapable of distinguishing such obvious parody. Indeed, any competent attorney is well aware that the outcome of sending a cease-and-desist letter regarding a parody is only to draw more attention to such parody, and to invite public scorn and ridicule of the humor-impaired legal counsel. Linden Lab is well-known for having strict hiring standards, including a requirement for having a sense of humor, from which our lawyers receive no exception.
      In conclusion, your invitation to submit a cease-and-desist letter is hereby rejected.
      Notwithstanding the foregoing, it is possible that your use of the modified eye-in-hand logo for Second Life, even as parody, requires license from Linden Lab, especially with respect to your sale of goods with the parody mark at http://www.cafepress.com/getafirstlife/. Linden Lab hereby grants you a nonexclusive, nontransferable, nonsublicenseable, revocable, limited license to use the modified eye-in-hand logo (as displayed on http://www.getafirstlife.com

    11. Re:They have to by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it.

      So where's the lawsuit against Applebee's since that apple looks a lot more like Apple (Inc.)'s logo than AppleADay's logo?

    12. Re:They have to by neo00 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Applebee's logo is an apple, too. Their name contains an "apple". And they sell food just like AppleADay. Under the same logic, they have to threaten Applebee's too?!

    13. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First, this story is months old and dates back to late August. Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo.

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it. There is always the risk that a court somewhere in the world might cite the lack of action in some particular case. But, since it's a "David v. Goliath" article, as the summary put it, it's an excellent story to submit to Slashdot and rile up the natives.

      This keeps coming up in defense of Apple every time, and it is completely untrue in context like this. Apple have to defend their trademark within the business they operate in, but there is no need going after tiny healtfood companies. Apple is significantly more litigation happy than most companies, and far more than they "need" to be.

    14. Re:They have to by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it.

      You are right about this, but surely they'd be exempt from this just on the grounds that this a restaurant.

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    15. Re:They have to by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      So where's the lawsuit against Applebee's since that apple looks a lot more like Apple (Inc.)'s logo than AppleADay's logo?

      This. I was fastforwarding through commercials on my DVR the other day, and I thought I saw an add containing a burning Apple logo.

      It was the Applebee's logo.

      So, where's the lawsuit against Applebee's, Apple? If you just glance at them, they really do look identical.

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    16. Re:They have to by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      What would be funny is for some lawyer looking for kicks to patition for Apple to lose their trademark. The logic being that Apple know about Applebee's logo, and since they consider the AppleADay logo to be close enough to require they defend it, then clearly Applebee's logo would require defense also since it is closer to Apple's logo than AppleADay's is.

      Thus, Apple has clearly abandoned their trademark as they are not defending it against a know usage.

    17. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "oh, its about the logo, ok maybe this is dif*opens logo*WUT?"

    18. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it

      This isn't even remotely close to a violation. Apple is being a bunch of a*holes.

    19. Re:They have to by d4fseeker · · Score: 1

      While never having actually seen the store myself (I'm Luxembourgish), people claim that the logo HAD a part bitten out much like Apple's logo
      and changed it to the depicted one when they got the mail from Apple.
      One would have to find the supposed old logo before doimg any comparisms. Btw the story is months old

    20. Re:They have to by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Apple need to defend their trademark *in the relevant area*.

      One assumes that they are aware of AppleBees, and that AppleBees' trademarks are only in the food service sector.

      If the trademark applied for in the case of this new place, way back in the mists of time (this story is ancient, and has been posted with a troll summary for page hits and ad revenue) was too broad (ie, that it covered several areas, including computers/IT without it needing to) then Apple are obligated to defend their own trademark or risk losing it for the precise reasons you outline.

      It may be "silly" to the outside observer, and it sure makes for a juicy snack for the rabid, frothing neckbeards while they wait for their moms to microwave some more Hot Pockets, but it's part of the legal system regarding trademarks.

      Put it this way, do you think they are going to do *anything* (or risk not doing anything) that would put their trademark at risk?

    21. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having seen this place in person a while back (much longer than this whole ordeal), it never had a bite in the apple.

    22. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +3 insightful. This shit. On slashdot. Wow....

    23. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These sort of comments get me. Apple "has to" sue. No, they do not. Employing lawyers is an expense and an act of will. Apple is responsible here far more than the lawyers are (although the lawyers are probably cheering this sort of thing on too).

      I understand trademark defense and all the rest. However Apple's overall reputation is subject to public opinion, including those Slashdotters you seem to think so little of.

    24. Re:They have to by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      it sure makes for a juicy snack for the rabid, frothing neckbeards while they wait for their moms to microwave some more Hot Pockets

      Some of us can't manage to grow neckbeards :(

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    25. Re:They have to by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      These two logos look absolutely nothing alike, except that they have some vaguely roundish shape and a couple of leaves on top.

      But if you easily confuse these, then I suppose that makes your stance on the whole Galaxy Tab nonsense a little clearer.

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    26. Re:They have to by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      They are both restaurants. If you have something that indicates the AppleADay restaurant was somehow computer related, let us know. At this point it appears Apple was harassing a restaurant. The fact that the story isn't brand new doesn't make it irrelevant or trollish.

    27. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems to be apple shill with mod points in this thread, bonch's comment with same dumb shit is reiterated here several times and each got a lot of "insightful" mods. Some got downmodded already, tho.

    28. Re:They have to by X.25 · · Score: 1

      First, this story is months old and dates back to late August. Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo.

      If they are suing over THAT logo, then Apple are even bigger retards than I suspected.

      Such logo (with apple 'topic') is used on probably half of "healthy/organic food" boxes I've seen in my life.

    29. Re:They have to by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Again, there is something about the broadness of the trademark application that has caused Apple to respond - they clearly don't go around suing everyone with an apple for a logo or an apple in their name.

      The Australian case a few years ago with a grocery store/one stop shop with an apple for a logo also caused a reaction - since the trademark was broad and covered computing too. Once it was scaled back to not overlap with Apple's trademarked areas, all was well.

      They don't do this for fun, as much as slashdot anti-Apple folk would have you believe.

    30. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Apple Fanboy, i take exception to your exception. All hail Jobs ;)

    31. Re:They have to by funkatron · · Score: 1

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it.

      This does not give them a right to be arseholes though. You can still enforce every perceived violation without shitting on some random cafe; you just have to look at their logo and perceive that it isn't a violation to do so.

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    32. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is Apple sueing over a logo that looks like the head of a tree-hugging (green gedditt) bunny rabbit?

    33. Re:They have to by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      TSA gotta find terrorists, lawyers gotta sue. Picking on the weak and innocent is fun for such thugs.

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    34. Re:They have to by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

      "They have to", eh? So that's why they're suing the Apfelkind cafe in Bonn, Germany? Despite its logo in no way (other than being an apple...what a shock) the Apple logo? And despite the fact that under German trademark law, you don't have to aggressively (or, in fact, at all) enforce a trademark to keep your right to it?

      Honestly, at this point I'm starting to think that the legal department is looking at the tends of billions of dollars Apple has in the bank and trying to be as aggressive as possible to get as much of that flow of wealth directed towards themselves. I don't even entirely blame them, it's human nature. But then again, so is being a dick.

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    35. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what, its illegal to draw pictures of apples now? That doesn't look anything close to the Apple logo.

      Looks like the trademark, copyright, and patent system all needs some serious work. This is getting ridiculous.

    36. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      95% of the current HN userbase couldn't solve FizzBuzz if they were given a week and access to Google. Everyone with a clue moved on months ago to invite-only private forums, and HN now merely serves as a sandbox for the "monetize my Ruby on Rails app that I built in a day" and the "Learn Clojure in 24 hours" crowd. HN and proggit were nice experiments, but in the end they both failed miserably at maintaining any semblance of quality.

      P.S. Arc still sucks.

    37. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055869/German-cafe-Apfelkind-logo-dispute-Apple.html

      but in Germany too they want to sue!

    38. Re:They have to by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it.

      They don't have to enforce them via lawsuits. They could very easily say, "admit that your logo kind of looks like ours, pay us a dollar, and we'll give you lifetime non-revocable, non-transferable rights to keep using it". Then true infringers down the road can't say that Apple ignores brand dilution because Apple can demonstrate that they have licensing agreements in place. Suing them? That's just a dick move.

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    39. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're suing about the logo, Playboy should join in. Looks like a bunny to me.

    40. Re:They have to by Jonner · · Score: 1

      First, this story is months old and dates back to late August. Second, contrary to the headline, they're not threatening over the "AppleADay" name but the logo.

      Third, as is pointed out every time an incident like this occurs, trademark owners have to take no chances and must enforce perceived violations or risk losing their right to it. There is always the risk that a court somewhere in the world might cite the lack of action in some particular case. But, since it's a "David v. Goliath" article, as the summary put it, it's an excellent story to submit to Slashdot and rile up the natives.

      Since the two logos only resemble each other to the extent that they both depict apples, why isn't Apple suing Fruit of the Loom or Vic Fruit. Using the same logic, Red Hat would have to sue Arby's to maintain their trademark.

    41. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To my untrained eye, I have a hard time seeing how they could sue over the logo. It looks nothing like the Apple Computer, Inc. logo!

      Yes, it looks gay!

      oooohhhhh wait... I see now!

    42. Re:They have to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u mad.

  10. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve took Apple with him. Yes, I am serious.

    I despise (the company) Apple in every sense of the word.
    They are slowly turning in to huge IP trolls.
    I mean, damn it, THEY LIED IN COURT AND STILL GOT AWAY WITH IT. WHY DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
    WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING? APPLE LIED, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

    This is not only retarded, but a step too far.
    I hope the judge forces Apple to pay up. Hopefully they aren't as retarded as the ones who awarded Apple the win against Samsung for using a BASIC SHAPE and ONLY POSSIBLE LOOK EVER.

    1. Re:If only... by JavaBear · · Score: 2

      Not quite fair.
      Apple became the IP trolls during the last few years of Steve running it. Probably coinciding with his realization that he really screwed up when he put his faith in non scientific medicine, and effectively sentenced himself to a slow disgraceful death.
      He were incapable of blaming himself, so he had to take out his newfound level of hatred and self-loathing on everybody else.

    2. Re:If only... by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      Oh, and maybe the judge had an iPad, and had been infected with the dreaded disease "pomum ipodus fanboyus maximus", thus been rendered incapable of perceiving Apple as having done anything wrong.

    3. Re:If only... by dido · · Score: 1

      Apple's bringing of patent lawsuits against Android manufacturers was apparently one of Steve's last acts before his death. "I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong," Jobs said. "I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this." Try to tell me that those words are a call to something other than the storm of patent lawsuits they unleashed on the industry recently. Don't try to tell me Steve took Apple with him: if anything, his influence is still guiding the company's hand, and I can only hope that his successors will be less competent.

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  11. Class of Service by jmactacular · · Score: 2

    When you register a trademark, you have to select which class(es) of service the goods or services your company sells should cover. This seems to imply to me that a trademark only covers those classes of service, so unless Apple Inc registered their trademark for selling actual fruit, I don't understand how this works under the law. Why even have classes of service if company's are going to claim trademark infringement willy nilly on any classes of service, even ones they don't offer?

  12. Apple - Aren't they a fruit company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Green Grocers should sue Apple as they could be easily confused with a fruit company. Something horticultural anyway as they seem to be producing an awesome amount of fertiliser atm.

  13. Apple is untrademarkable for food .... except ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple was trademarkable because it was being applied to computers and other consumer electronics and not to a business selling fruits. This is the basis for the Trademark being distinct and being granted a registration. The interesting legal question: having once been granted this Trademark on this determination and established a brand following. Can such a Trademark now be used as an offensive tool against a company which sells fruits or their close relative food using the theory of dilution of the mark. Dilution of a mark was a crazy idea in 1920s. Now it's the law.

  14. Trademarks by JavaBear · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit confused, I thought trademark law were pretty cut and dry when it came to names. That as long as the products or businesses are in different markets, there can not be a case.

    1. Re:Trademarks by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Depends how broad the trademark filing is - if it was thrown out like a blanket, and happens to cover the areas where Apple already has a trademark, they are going to have to defend their own against it.

      They don;t have a trademark in the food sector.

      This happened with another store a few years ago with an apple for a logo, who applied for a blanket trademark across all areas, requiring Apple to defend their trademark in the computing sector.

  15. Counselor, counsel thy client! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone should advise Apple that being seen as a bully is not very fashionable.

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    1. Re:Counselor, counsel thy client! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone should advise Apple that being seen as a bully is not very fashionable.

      Have you not seen fanboys defending actions like this?

      Sycophantic people like bullies as long as they think bullies are on their side. The problem with that is bullies are never on any side except their own.

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  16. AppleADay Inc. by Mullen · · Score: 1

    You never know, that small business in Luxemburg just might transform itself to the largest corporation in the world. I think Apple is just hedging it bets on this one.

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    1. Re:AppleADay Inc. by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      That's as silly an idea as a wood products company turning into one of the world's largest sellers of mobile phones (until recently, that is).

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    2. Re:AppleADay Inc. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You never know, that small business in Luxemburg just might transform itself to the largest corporation in the world. I think Apple is just hedging it bets on this one.

      After this publicity, I'd buy into their franchise if I was into running restaurants.

    3. Re:AppleADay Inc. by Jonner · · Score: 1

      You never know, that small business in Luxemburg just might transform itself to the largest corporation in the world. I think Apple is just hedging it bets on this one.

      Clearly, Apple is conscious of their own history. They started in a garage, were sued by the Beatles' Apple Corps, then agreed to not sell music. They were sued a couple of more times when they decided they did really want to sell music after all. Those who ascend to the top must always be paranoid about who will replace them.

      I can't help but wonder if the repeated Apple Corps suits are what gave Apple Computer the idea to sell music. I'm sure it never occurred to the AppleADay people to sell consumer electronics, but it's certainly on their minds now.

  17. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Orchard owners instructed to cut down apple trees.
    Overcoatsuppliers feel the breeze.
    Hi-Fi manufacturers silenced.

    removes tongue from cheek

    Perhaps the New Management (iManage?) worry that Jobs will come back to haunt them if they don't continue to act like assholes?

  18. go right ahead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep on buying those new iShiny devices. Because supporting evil companies is a fine thing to do and has no social ramifications whatsoever.

  19. so why has apple not sued apple orchards and picki by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    so why has apple not sued apple orchards and picking places as well?

  20. Slow newsday ? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Orignal story dates from the 5th of may (6 month old stories now Slashdot, really ?) There was a flurry of news reporting and no updates since then, not even on their Facebook page where the restaurant gleefully displayed its new found notoriety. So I'm guessing it turned out to be very much a non-story played up for advertising value.

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    1. Re:Slow newsday ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe but corporations are notoriously slow when dealing with such things. It could also have been a fire and forget type letter they got from Apple, much like many corporations do when they feel like bullying weaker people while it not being worth the effort to actually sue.

    2. Re:Slow newsday ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google translated the lesoir.be article for me, and from the first line I know this is important "Apple on all fronts to protect its brand and logo cabbage, this is not new." I'm sure apple hasn't even thought about protecting their cabbage.

    3. Re:Slow newsday ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fap.. fap... Fap..... Oh steve! Oh steve! Fap... Fap... Fap....

    4. Re:Slow newsday ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, Story is more than 6 months old. And it was in local news today. And the threat to appleaday is the length of the legal procedures, and the longer it takes the more expensive it gets.(Which might be a strategy of Apple Inc, as the chances to win (or the other party to loose) gets higher with the length of the procedure.)

      Apparently the whole procedure now lasts for 9 months (http://www.lessentiel.lu/fr/news/luxembourg/story/18117254).

      I don’t think that many people who read this post will come to luxembourg to have lunch at appleaday, but if sogood, as it might take some cash for a legal action of 9 months.

  21. Just an idea by captinkid · · Score: 1

    Maybe executions for the losing party (and their lawyers) in any frivolous lawsuit will fix the problem. With the additional requirement that the wealthier party has to spend as little on lawyers as the poorest party involved.

  22. Yay by eyenot · · Score: 1

    The spirit of Steve Jobs lives on.

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  23. The New Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And by "new," I mean "going on 4 years now." The motto is apparently "yesterday's news today."

  24. It sounds silly, and like a lost cause... by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    ...but if there's any truth to the argument, here must be some reason--perhaps something to do with local laws in Luxembourg--that is motivating Apple to do this. A simple search on Google shows that there are dozens of businesses even here in the states named "Apple A Day [something]", and unless Apple is planning on suing them, this random lawsuit makes little enough sense that there must be something that we're not aware of.

    It's happened before, though. Some time back, I remember reading an article about a restaurant run by a woman whose first name was Sony (probably short for something, but that's what she'd gone by her whole life), which restaurant was named "Sony's". I think it was in San Jose, California. Anyway, they were sued by the Japanese consumer electronics mega corp. I don't know how it turned out. Who knows? Maybe the real reason they were being sued was because they were playing music from the Sony catalog without paying royalties. Probably not, though, as I think that ASCAP are the ones that go after those things.

    Point being, I'm intrigued and would love to see more of the actual facts, since I can't think of a single good reason that Apple would even consider providing such wonderful flame bait for their detractors. Also: I can't wait to see the NMA adaptation of this.

    My guess: Steve Jobs once had a bad coffee at the place, and his will included them as a target for retribution along with 600 other companies against which he had an un-settled grudge at the time of his passing. Insane? Yes. But at least it would be internally consistent.

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  25. What!? Apple is a greedy company? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    I thought Jobs "thought different" and Apple should be worshiped!

  26. An APPLE A DAY keeps the doctor away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple doesn't own an apple trademark, it licenses a 2D multi-colored graphical apple with a bite taken out of it for its logo. Apples have been growing on trees for how many eons? Apple actually infringed on a well known source of vitamin C that humans and animals have been growing and harvesting since the earth was inhabitable. They took that name without asking me for one. When it all comes down to it, I'm siding with an apple I can actually eat. Good luck with that (in Luxemburg) No, just kidding.. Good luck to the eatery (bistro).

  27. Luxemburg or Belgium ? by wimg · · Score: 1

    Seems like that's another journalist who needs to take geography classes... first he talks about a company from Luxemburg, then he says it's located in Belgium... quite a difference !

    1. Re:Luxemburg or Belgium ? by broknstrngz · · Score: 1

      It's easy to confuse those European towns.

    2. Re:Luxemburg or Belgium ? by wimg · · Score: 1

      Are you joking or do you need some geography as well ?

    3. Re:Luxemburg or Belgium ? by broknstrngz · · Score: 1

      Is a joke that needs to be explained a good or a bad joke? :-)

    4. Re:Luxemburg or Belgium ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Belguim's Luxembourg is 4 443 km squared the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is 2,586.4 km2. Area wise a company from Luxembourg is more likely to be in Belguim than the Grand Duchy.

  28. Re:What!? Apple is a greedy company? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I thought Jobs "thought different" and Apple should be worshiped!

    Apple, Inc. (formerly Apple Computer) is not thinking much different from most idiotic practices of idiotic companies.

    I expect, as the article doesn't delve into anything much presently going on, from the Apple, Inc., end there may have been a "whoa, there, pard!" issued from Cupertino to the feisty lawyers. Crush a hapless little bistro and you may find riots in front of Apple Stores across Europe - not the kind of "ooo, shiny!" they're going for.

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  29. Speaking of Apples twisted logic... by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

    There's serious talk now of them manufacturing a TV. Now if they do, they'll be entering a market dominated by the very competitor it just tried to stifle using its infamous "round corners" look and feel argument, and it even bullied a few weaker governments into banning their products - of course this competitor being Samsung. Now, lets think this through a moment - Apple want to make TV's. So, lets hope they make something other than a large 42" thin black rectangle which shows TV pictures, because that's exactly what Samsung have been making for years. Or if they do, what are the chances of those same governments applying their look and feel logic as before?

  30. Apple Sauce? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple sauce? Can't have that... too close to Apple Source Code.
    Apple tart? Too easily confused with Apple Smart Cover.
    Apple seed? Too close to Apple I.D.s
    Apple Pie? Too close to Apple Ipad.

    What about just an Apple please? See you in court Granny Smith!

  31. Apple Arrogance by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Apple's arrogance knows no bounds. They begin to think that they own everything apple. How long before you need a license from them to have an apple tree in your back yard? Especially McIntosh apples?

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    1. Re:Apple Arrogance by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Look up trademark law and you'll....

      oh never mind.

      sure sure, Apple = evil. Got it.

    2. Re:Apple Arrogance by flimflammer · · Score: 2

      For Apple to even start this tells me that Apples own lawyers should look up trademark law.

  32. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How Microsoft-y of them

  33. It could be very confusing... by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that a lot of Apple fans have gone to AppleADay.com hoping to subscribe to a service that would sell them a new iThing every day just so they could be sure to always have the latest and greatest.

  34. Gump was confused by Quila · · Score: 1

    But then he made a boatload off his confusion.

  35. Yellow Journalism by Ossifer · · Score: 1

    It appears to me that this whole thing is just another attempt to get you all riled up about big bad Goliath...

    TFA is incredibly weak, lacking any sort of details...

    Consider that the restaurant may have been using a different logo earlier?

  36. Irony by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    I just sent this story to someone and got this reply:

    They are piece of shit assholes

    Sent from my iPhone

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  37. "made to be broken" by Cyryathorn · · Score: 1

    Apple's promise wasn't broken -- it was re-negotiated.

    1. Re:"made to be broken" by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Renegotiated after the lawsuit for breaking their promise, sure.

    2. Re:"made to be broken" by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Apple's promise wasn't broken -- it was re-negotiated.

      Darth Jobs: "I have Altered the Deal, Pray I do not Alter it Further"

  38. I understand! by openfrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seeing the supposedly infringing logo, I understand:

    It looks nothing like the Apple Computer logo, but IT LOOKS BETTER!

    Apple wants it.

    1. Re:I understand! by TwentyCharsIsNotEnou · · Score: 1

      It actually looks closer to the Playboy bunny.

  39. Re:What!? Apple is a greedy company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's just me but since Jobs died I've perceived a more rational attitude towards Apple, maybe the Reality Distortion Field is down, hopefully forever.

  40. 19the century Wales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the phrase "Apple a day" has been in the public domain and "dates from 19th century Wales" according to wikipedia....

    1. Re:19the century Wales by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Of course the phrase "Apple a day" has been in the public domain and "dates from 19th century Wales" according to wikipedia....

      How Ironic, the Welsh should take their own advice.

  41. Awesome journalism by mypalmike · · Score: 2

    The submitter, who works for itworld, sent a link to slashdot with an itworld article that has no source material nor citations of where the story was sourced. The only actual journalism that anyone has done on this appears to come from:

    http://www.wort.lu/wort/web/en/luxembourg/articles/2011/05/149560/index.php

    This is the link that should have been posted. Seriously, it took me less than a minute to vet this.

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    1. Re:Awesome journalism by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      But even that is a weak story. "They were served with a letter from a 'bunch of lawyers' from Apple." OK, let's see the letter.

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    2. Re:Awesome journalism by socsoc · · Score: 1

      ITworld has repeatedly embarrassed the hell out of themselves and is a joke. For the longest time deep links to their site would redirect to a mobile entry page when viewed from a mobile device, I stopped visiting them entirely. They really have no business reporting on anything related to technology because they continually show how little they understand and how much they try to get impressions (yay another slide show!).

  42. Article lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it Belgium or Luxemburg? Or the Belgian province also called Luxemburg?

    1. Re:Article lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
        http://www.appleaday.lu

      though forgotten by the Treaty of Westphalia :-)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WO73Dh7rY

  43. Licences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just bought 5 apples at the grocery store, does that mean I now have to license them before I eat them for fear of being sued?

  44. Documentation? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    TFA says Apple threatened to sue. How? Letter, phone call, an undercover thug off the street? If true, screw Apple (computer), but maybe a source would be helpful than just some article saying "Hey, Bob threatens to pee on my carpet."

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  45. Related cartoon... by lmanul · · Score: 1

    ... on the same fruity business: http://www.bonkersworld.net/eating-fruit/

  46. iAssholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iAssholes. I would love to see a judge order Apple to pay a couple billion dollars to this company for the frivolous action. OTOH, AppleADay can't help but be hugely grateful for the free publicity, especially since there's about 0% chance they'll lose. Hell, they might have done that on purpose, HOPING iAssholes Corp would come after them.

  47. Apple vs Apple Corps by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 0

    Apple paid Apple Corps over half a billion dollars for the ability to get into the music business.

    So AppleADay can follow the "promises are made to be broken" idea such as Apple Computer did, as long as they have enough money to settle with Apple Computer over what they did.

    Do you think AppleADay has a half a billion dollars to throw around?

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    1. Re:Apple vs Apple Corps by MLease · · Score: 1

      Probably not. But on the other hand, as far as I can tell, they aren't in the computer business, either.

      This is clearly a frivolous lawsuit. AppleADay is in no way infringing on Apple, Inc's trademark. I hope Apple gets hit with the maximum penalties the law allows for such abuse of the legal system.

      -Mike

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  48. because they are evil, in latin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From wiki, and other places I'm sure.

    In Latin, the words for "apple" and for "evil" are similar (mlum "an apple", mlum "an evil, a misfortune").

  49. What about? by InspectorGadget1964 · · Score: 1

    Should apple threaten all the apple growers all around the world as well? It is quite possible they use apple images in their boxes and it is therefore possible that some retard will think they are full of iWank devices. And what about mother nature? Mother nature is using the logo without paying any royalties to apple . Outrageous!!!!!

  50. It's because their dishes are shaped like the iPad by TrueSpeed · · Score: 1

    and their soup is made out of soylent green.

  51. Unfortunately... by petenz · · Score: 1

    An Apple A day only keeps the doctor away

    1. Re:Unfortunately... by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Steve Jobs...zing!
      Oh wait, it hasn't been 22.3 years yet? Nevermind.

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    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      An Apple A day only keeps the doctor away

      But not the lawyer.....

  52. When the legal department is board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We get crap like this.. Apple lega Must want to avoid layoffs and need to justify there existance

  53. Jobs' Apple is mocking Beatles' Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was curious to see how Apple the mac company handled its promise to no get involved in music.

    And Google for Apple and Music.

    So, naturally one of the first links went to www.apple.com/itunes/

    Bad enough, but when I went there, the first image I see is an image of The Beatles' album Abbey Road!

    Jobs' Apple is mocking Beatles' Apple.

    Jobs' Apple is repulsive.

    Had I been a lawyer for Apple, the music company, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps founded in 1986, of world wide fame I would have sued them for breach of contract and demanded a fee for each and every item ever sold using an Apple logo.

    Jobs' Apple is as repulsive as Microsoft.

  54. Those stupid fucking bastard cunts by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I'd shove an ipad up their asshole, except they'd enjoy it

    1. Re:Those stupid fucking bastard cunts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really really hate apple too.

  55. Tell them to go fuck themselves by DrXym · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely no possibility of confusion between a restaurant / cafe called appleaday and manufacturer of consumer electronics called Apple. None. There is no trademark infringement here. Neither company competes within the domain of the other. Consumers aren't going to confuse the two. It doesn't dilute Apple's brand. If this went to court it would be dismissed almost immediately which suggests that Apple are just being assholes, vigorously threatening any business containing the word Apple even if their threats are entirely baseless.

    1. Re:Tell them to go fuck themselves by russotto · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no possibility of confusion between a restaurant / cafe called appleaday and manufacturer of consumer electronics called Apple. None.

      You've failed to consider trademark anti-dilution laws, which sets up a category of famous marks for which possibility of confusion doesn't matter. "Apple" is certainly such a famous mark.

      Trademark anti-dilution laws are ridiculous, amounting to a "winner take all" principal in trademark law. But they are the best trademark laws money can buy.

  56. Brought to you by our sponsors, Roto Rooter.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I can see this now....
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  57. Riiiight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BREAKING NEWS: School kids have now been handed court papers for chanting the age old saying "An Apple a day will keep the doctor away" Apple claims this chant is confusing those morons which might overhear them and they may or may not buy more Apple product.....Stay tuned for more at 11.

  58. Tabarn*k !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually am more of a reader than a commenter, but, I guess I must have had a short night sleep, because I'm bitting the hook.
    At least, chances of getting read are slim when your comment is the 250th.
    So here goes :

    Apple is way out of line, by a hundred friggin' miles...
    They should just be happy that "Mother Nature" didn't sue their asses in the first place for naming their product after one of her fruits.

    But seriously...
    Look at the logo, the name, the color, the font used for that restaurant...
    Does it even remind you of some kind of AppStore?
    NOT EVEN CLOSE !

    F*ck you Apple... You don't even deserve my coin.
    I'm switching my kids to Android phones and will continue to close our "corporate IT doors" to your products.
    I hope your friggin' "GESTAPO model" flunks sooner than later.
    Did you read the other story about "sandboxing for Mac apps" ?
    I had enough...

    I eat apples, apple pies, apples in my cereal with cinnamon...
    Are you going to sue me or my food?
    Get a life.

  59. They can't do that. by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

    They can't do that. It's been clearly established for a long time that the food is not related to the company. And the restaurant's name is obviously based off a phrase off the food. Nobody will think about the company Apple when they see that name.

    Dumbest lawsuit I've seen on here yet.

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  60. Millions are inspired when they see the fruit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sturm APPteilung has been deployed.

  61. Uh Oh by AppleADay · · Score: 1

    I am in big trouble.

  62. apple v apple corps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, Apple knows as well as anyone that promises are made to be broken, having famously promised Apple Corps, the Beatles' production company, they would never get into the music business.

    Fork fucks sake. Put it to rest already! This is what they agreed on:

    "Apple Computer held the right to use Apple on “goods or services...used to reproduce, run, play or otherwise deliver such content”, but not on content distributed on physical media.[5] In other words, Apple Computer agreed that it would not package, sell or distribute physical music materials."

    Apple has never sold music on physical media.

  63. What about Applebees? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't have any problems w/ this chain?

  64. What's next? by theos_doron · · Score: 1

    A lawsuit on apple farmers?