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  1. Can't be worse than Carrie the Musical on LOTR The Musical! · · Score: 1

    or can it?

  2. The True Stephen Hawking is Best on Phoneme Approach For Text-to-Speech in SCIAM · · Score: 0

    If they can't get the voice truely smooth, they should just leave it as the Hawking voice.

    My favorite test phrase is "If I were to bitch slap you while falling into a black hole, the bitch slap would last an eternity."

    Ken

  3. Have you noticed on IEEE Standards Board Passes 802.16a · · Score: 1

    Have you noticed that "I tripple E" rhymes with "802.11b" That's cool! huh huh

    What does "802.16a" have going for it?

  4. Modern computing on Postmodern Computer Science · · Score: 1

    Did I fall asleep for the modern computing era?

    Or are we still in the modern computing era? If so when will now be then?

    I think that we're likely pre post-modernism but post pre-modernism

  5. Pragma no-robot on Google Does the News · · Score: 1

    I think that news sites will start putting pragma statements at the top of their html to stop google from listing them. Google had better comply with these statements too if they don't want to get sued. Sites can't afford to loose ad revenue to Google.

  6. Help us Declan on USC To Students: No Sharing Files · · Score: 1

    Declan help!! If you can bring back the porn you can bring back the music too.

  7. Re:Just for some context... on Declan McCullagh On Geek Activism · · Score: 1

    The funny thing was that he was student body president and he wasn't even enrolled at cmu. He had dropped all of his classes.

    Then there was also the whole business of him supposedly beating his girlfriend who was head of the women's center.

  8. Choose Life on Pop-up Ads Coming to A TV Near You · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget - is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid.

  9. Sounds like Xavier finally Escaped Wean on Hospital Robots · · Score: 1

    knock knock
    Who's there?
    Xavier
    Xavier Who
    Xavier Dixie cups the south shall rise again.

    GO CMU!!!!

  10. IOCCC participants would surely disagree on On the (Im)possibility of Obfuscating Programs · · Score: 1

    Check out some of the winning entries from IOCCC competitions and then tell me code can't be completely obfuscated.

  11. Re:The real "Pigeon hole principle" on ZeoSync Makes Claim of Compression Breakthrough · · Score: 1, Funny

    The pigeon hole principle says that you can't stick more than one pigeon in your hole. In fact, even trying to stick one pigeon in your hole is probably a bad idea