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LOTR The Musical!
Blue Stone writes "The Lord of The Rings, is to become a musical, to be staged in London's West End, in 2005, on the book's 50th anniversary. The £8m (US$12m) production has lyrics by Shaun McKenna and music by Stephen Keeling and Bernd Stromberger, while Matthew Warchus will direct." If they can get Leonard Nimoy to sing the Bilbo Baggins song on
stage, I'd go ;)
Let's see them actually use some real height challenged people. Stupid camera tricks!
I can already hear one of hte songs: "We threw this love story in just for the girls"
this has the potential to beat down the lion king, frodo.
I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
We're off to see the wizard.....
Fitting all six books into a reasonably long show will be hilarious. Think "Reduced Shakespeare Company". I'm all for it.
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Papier Mache Balrog.
I think I'll pass.
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"We will search far and wide to find our Frodo."
Send forth the Casting Nasgûl!
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I think the original musical version is better.
...but I am severely not interested in this. LOTR the book is a verbose baroque mess (page upon page of overly flowery descriptions of nothing much).
The film is overhyped and not actually as good as everyone makes out. I can't see the musical making much difference, more it will just give an excuse for people to sing in elvish. Woo. Hold me back.
This has been posted anonymously because I really don't feel like taking the Karma burn from Tolkien Fanboys who won't bother to understand that, yes, I have read/seen them all and the above is a rational (and very bored) assessment of same.
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the fight between Sauroman and Gandalf would be dueling banjos. Hell, maybe they could even have an air guitar contest using their staffs.
£8m.. isnt that like almost a billion US$ by now?
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(b) sex with a mare?Hey, it worked for the cartoon "The Hobbit" and "Return of the King".
An epic saga that is much akin to human growth, the adventure of youth and the burdon of responcibility over back drop of middle earth dragons and wizards is the perfect musical material, in the same sorta way that Les Miserables works. Les Mis sorta takes place in a romantised volitile time in French history, people vs the establishment, rocks and baracades. Not everyone's glass of tea, but it's something I enjoyed, even if it's a bit over the top. One thing that is considered a mark of good litature is something that can be enjoyed by all audiances... and The Lord of the Rings is something that can be read a child and read as an adult and still be enjoyed.
But to this day I still remember the edition of "Return of the King" cartoon, with the Orcs in Mordor chanting, "Where there's a whip, there's a way". While it was a sorta cheezy dumbed up cartoon, that is just classic.
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It's not that novel an idea. A few years ago the Finnish National Opera had a ballet version of The Hobbit for quite a while. Proof
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This is horrible. No, really horrible. Gouge-out-your-eyes and jam-hot-Q-tips-into-your-eardrums horrible.
I have these visions of Erik Estrada playing Aragorn and Bernadette Peters playing Aruwen and singing "Endless Love" while stagehands softly wave the fake plastic tree branches.
Once more, I'm left stunned that anyone can still believe in the existence of God.
They that would sacrifice their
A musical that the creators can make even more money on! That's the way I see it, and that's sad, they're just out to get every last pence out of the LOTR concept, and they didn't even write the books themselves!
> Is Troy McClure available?
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Sadly, no. Phil Hartman, who did Troy's voice, was shot to death by his wife in 1998.
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...they can't do the fireworks.
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Sauron states he is pleased.
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Seriously, I read the story title as: ROTFL The Musical!
Well, maybe it was a bit of me picturing energetic hobbits singing and leaping around the stage. Or perhaps Gandalf doing the Riverdance?
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Oh my...seeing him again would bring back those cheezy CHiPS episodes in my head that I've tried supressing.....
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This may be Ian McKellen's one shot to become a musical star. I can hear him now: "Woops, I did it again - I 0wn3riz3d the balrog!"
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- Oscar Wilde
Well... the first intro that I had to the world of hobbits was from a musical version of The Hobbit that I saw as a kid at a local community theatre that my friend was involved in. This sparked both my interest in theatre, and also my interest in the world of Tolkein. Following this performance, I went on to read all of the books, etc... Anyway, My biggest concern of this new musical is how the hell do you shrink it into a length that people will sit though. I fear this will be a mighty big challenge and that the results might not be so pretty... Time will tell I guess!
for us to see the porno version. Sauron will "really" make the middle earth suffer...
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Lord of the Rings has now officially jumped the shark - musical episode. Next expect to see Frodo's long-lost cousin Bodo and his hip new catchprase 'it's bodocious'!. They tell me that Will Smith will be making a guest appearance as Sauron's evil twin.
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I feel that J.R.R. Tolkien is not rolling in his grave over this. It seems to go against what he or his family would have wanted to have done with his works. I thank Christopher Tolkien for editing a lot of his fathers works so that we can all learn more. Are there that many money problems in this family? I would have thought that Peter Jackson helped them out a bit.
Though I wouldn't mind hearing an opera in Ent that is about the Entwives.
If they can get Leonard Nimoy to sing the Bilbo Baggins song on stage, I'd go ;)
If they can get Leonard Nimoy to sing the Bilbo Baggins song on stage, I'd strangle him with my own severed wind pipe as I flood the assembly room in tears...
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There was a Lord of the Rings musical in Berlin around 1999, played in a circus tent. A couple of pix can be found on this website: http://www.bnoack.com/pict/herr-der-ringe.html
What a lot of people seem to be missing is the fact that the original books were very musical to begin with. There's scores of songs in there.
At Slashdot, I would've expected more people to know the books, rather than just the movies.
Several plans have been mooted but it is felt that creating some of the proper environments for a space based show (ie a vacuum) may be detrimental to the health of the audience. Promoters were concerned that killing the audience may harm ticket sales and impact mechandising and so are unlike ly to proceed.
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What truth?
There is no dupe
A musical that the creators can make even more money on! That's the way I see it, and that's sad, they're just out to get every last pence out of the LOTR concept, and they didn't even write the books themselves!
Um, Peter Jackson didn't write the books either, and he's making a hell of a lot of money on the movies. The creators of the musical will be making money (assuming it does well) on the musical, not the books.
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This is not such a bad idea -- it might actually work out. The Beatles considered doing a musical adaptation of the LOTR many years ago.
/ has more information (and proves that I'm no troll...)
As conceived, John Lennon would have played Gollum, Paul McCartney would have played Frodo, George Harrison would have played Gandalf, and Ringo Starr would have played Sam.
http://www.hellomagazine.com/2002/03/29/beatles
If well executed, a LOTR musical *could* be quite enjoyable.
This is really a great misunderstanding - putting the LOTR on stage. Tolkien himself thought that his stories never would or should work on theater since the creatures of his realm would just look ridiculous on stage.
I even think he would disagree to putting his stories on film but at least film can create a belivable illusion.
Also: Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhh!
...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
Whats wrong with making a musical of it. The books are generally regarded as classic so why not bring the concept to as wide an audience as possible through different media. I enjoyed the books, loved the movies and see no reason why a musical of the story would not be entertaining enough for a night out.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
posted the official home page. It can be found here
They're interesting in hiring, and apparantly the show will be staged only in 2005, to coincide with the 50th anniversary of the trilogy..
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I'm not convinced by 'LOTR: The Musical', but I think some of the stories in the Silmarillion are very suitable for opera. For example, Beren & Luthien and a cut-down version of Turin Turamber. They are short stories with lots of drama & emotion and, of course, plenty of tragedy.
Anyone see a parallel between throwing the one ring into the fire and divorce?
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This would only make sense since an influence of LOTR was Wagner's opera Ring Cycle with a summary here . Both are based on Norse mythology and there are many similarities including both deal with the destruction of a powerful,cursed ring that everyone wants. The linked website lists some more similarities. The LOTR musical has the possibility of being good, but I doubt it will rival the original.
Anyone remember the 1976 animated Hobbit? As I remember from my youth, they had actually produced a decent number of songs with music set to the original lyrics for the songs/poems in the text. It was kind of a shame that they couldn't do the same for LoTR, and instead resorted to that horrid soundtrack.
Part of what made the Hobbit work was that the music conceivably corresponded to the "time period" of the story - a sort of renaissance style music in some cases. And the orcs had a downright thrilling chorus. Very well done. I can't really imagine a musical with a score along the lines of current broadway offerings. It certainly sounds bad to me.
Check out the excellent symphony by Johan de Meij.
Here's an amateur performance of it.
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LOTR as a musical? Who wants to see that?
Now if this were Monty Python and the Holy Grail as a musical, *that* would be different.
i wonder how they'll pull off smaug, the octopus-like beast in the lake, the balrog, the giant spider, and uhhh all the other crazy stuff.
seems too challenging to be possible on a stage... why don't they just make a LOTR musical made for tv movie? err nahh.
i'm sticking to the movies though (and the books *cough*)
Hm, seems like you misunderstood me, it's probably because of my bad english.
What I think I ment was (afterwards I don't remeber what my first reaction about the musical was): If you make money out of something, let's say a movie, I think that you should at least have written the story that the movie are based on yourself, using others creations and make money out of it feels not that good imho, especially when the writer of the LOTR books is dead. And the way the people who own the rights to LOTR are driving it makes me sick, first the movies, that's okay, then the game, which was just another way to earn more money and now the musical, do they only think about profit?
_IF_ JRR Tolkien was alive, and accepted all this crap they're making (toys, games etc) it would have been more OK, but far from good.
Ofcourse you could go see the musical just because you like it, but I think this media-created hysteria about LOTR is way to far gone.
note: I liked the movies a _lot_, and I like the books (I'm reading the book about bilbo, the one they haven't made a movie of, right now). So that's not the issue, what I don't like is the people in tie sitting on their fat asses only thinking about profit.
btw: who is Peter Jackson?
(comment posted by a 14 y/o swedish kid, that probably explains the lack of english skills)
The books are probably better suited to a musical adaptation than a movie.
Though I doubt it could be done properly in less than twice the time of the trilogy...
"We will search far and wide to find our Frodo."
Send forth the Casting Nasgûl!
It was cast in he fires of Mount Doom.
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What a sad day for Tolkien fans. This is a farce on the order of the Simpsons: "Stop this Planet Of the Apes I want to get off!" "I hate every ape I see, From Chimpan A to Chimpan Z, Now you finally made a monkey out of me."
"And I for one welcome our new insect overlords."
I seem to remember there being a Hobbit musical or play, not sure which. I watched it a while ago. It wasn't very good. Hopefully a LOTR musical will be better.
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RING TIME FOR FRODO
Lyrics (C) 2001 by Terence Chua
(to the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks)
Middle Earth was having trouble
When we start our story
Sauron had awakened
To restore his former glory
So in Hobbiton
We looked there and found
The way to stop that evil sod
That wants to grind us down
And now it's
Ring time for Frodo and Company
We're setting out on the march
Journeying through perpetual gloom
Seeking to find the Cracks of Doom!
Ring time for Frodo and Company
Ring wraiths are hot on our tails
Ring time for Frodo and Company
Watch out Mordor, we're hitting the trail!
(spoken)
Just a word of sage advice - bashing Balrogs isn't nice!
Life in darkness can't be finer - when you are a Nazgul rider!
(cue dance number)
Ring time for Frodo and Company
(sound of bells ringing)
Questing's the best thing for fun
(sound of hoofbeats and clashing of swords)
Searching through dark and dusty tombs
(sound of screams falling into a dark abyss)
Finding our way through Khazad-dum!
Ring time for Frodo and Company
New friends to meet on our way
Ring time for Frodo and Company
And soon we'll be saving
We're gonna be saving
You know we'll be saving the day!
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This big steaming turd will close after one performance on broadway.
... comes to Dayton, OH in 2010.
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If they can get Leonard Nimoy to sing the Bilbo Baggins song on stage, I'd go ;)
So you'd consider flitting across the atlantic to witness a multi-million production, with a huge amount of talented people being involved, if a retired actor would cameo?
Clearly you have no respect for theatre.
I'd like to see a Balrog don a top hat and do some soft shoe action.. like the WB Frog!
Oh yes!!
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
The Lords of the Rhymes do a good Hobbit Gangsta Rap routine. Watch their video; I'm not kidding.
{dancing girls queued}
Bilbo... Bilbo Baggins... the greatest little hobbit of them all! {repeat until nauseous}
!! For fun an flavor throw in a lil ole skool hip hop, yo!!
duh-de-duh-de-DOOooo
I said a hip hop a hippity hop a hip hop hippity do!
About a third the comments seem to be "that's good," LOTR has music in it.
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No! This is the musical genre. Think Gilbert and Sulivan, Oklahoma and, at its most serious, Les Miserables.
Musical is not serious music. That is reserved for Opera. That is why you have people dying all over the place and 6 hour playing times for opera.
I know people have said, "LOTR has music in it. Now we'll hear it." Forget it. Think of the practical reasons against it. They'll be taking the 6 hour plot of the movie and chopping it down to two hours, music included. Chances are it will be the Cats treatment.
This is not to say it will be bad, but fans of the book are definitely not its intended audience. Fans of the movie are probably its intended audience.
The earlier posts were right. Simirilion and LOTR need opera. They're serious and deserve a serious genre.
Never mind. Forget that. I want to see Pippin get a girlfriend (musical comedy), Sauron (played by a baritone wearing a black T-shirt emblazoned with a red eye) howl out an opening solo, and who could miss the Nazgul chorus?
Good heavens! The article mentions The Graduate as one of the songwriters' credits. "Here's to you Frodo Baggin's sir
Promoters were concerned that killing the audience may harm ticket sales and impact mechandising and so are unlike ly to proceed.
Seriously, there's no reason to suspect that ticket sales would be affected.
Now repeat sales on the other hand...
If they can get Leonard Nimoy to sing the Bilbo Baggins song on stage, I'd go ;)
With a big fuck-off gun, I hope...
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So, no one should be allowed to generate derivatives of Shakespeare? Or just that it should be verboten to sell tickets?? How about Dante's Inferno???
Are you a future member of the RIAA?? Seriously, the purpose of the "public domain" is to allow people other than the original creator to profit from performing or displaying "useful" entertaining works.
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Paper Mache Balrog...on fire !
Who can burn the Shire, fill us all with fear?
Burn down all the villages and then pee in our beer?
The Saru-man can. Yes, the Saru-man can.
The Saru-man can 'cause he mixes it with mud and makes an army of orcs.
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how would dancing trees look like?
Even though I agree with you about the book - it is very long. And this is from someone who is used to reading long books (eg the wheel of time series from start to... as far as it gets, among others - note this is also long but somehow flows better).
;)
The films are better though IMHO. They have most of the plot and instead of 50 pages of description about trees and grasslands and mountains and and and... you get about 50 seconds of cameras panning across vistas.
Also posted anonymously for the same reasons
Around Christmas of 2000, I went to go see a stage production of "The Hobbit" in London. It was one of the worst plays I've ever seen. I think their mistake was trying to portray the entire journey as literally as possible on the stage. The actors were running around like crazy, trying to keep up with the moving scenery and costume changes. As a result, most of their lines were shouted so you could hear them as they dashed from place to place. If I hadn't known the story well beforehand, I would've had no idea who the characters were, what they were doing, and why.
During intermission, I asked a couple of locals (I'm not from England) whether this was one of the "pantomime" plays I'd heard so much about. They laughed and said no, but it might as well be.
Having seen this bomb, I am skeptical that a quality stage version of LOTR can be done. The only way it's going to work is if they pick a part of the story to tell rather than the whole thing, and let the characters really shine through instead of being held hostage to the costumes and scenery.
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I must admit I'm not looking forward to this one... but what do I know? I saw a musical version of Plan Nine From Outer Space in Kansas City, and that was bloody brilliant. Had an actor hiding his face a la Bela Lugosi and everything.
He IS about the right age...
And it would add a whole new level of plausibility to the whole "Pervy Hobbit Fancier" theme that surfaced in their online diaries.
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Its difficult to cram the novel into the eight hour theatrical release. What can they do in a three hour play?
Leonard Nimoy is dead, sorry/
...with creating a musical from LOTR. How can you put a very dark and dire storyline to music?? Sure it will be very much like Opera, but my god. Its just... wrong...
- Jimbob
They turned the 5-part, 1200-page Les Miserables into a serious three hour show which many think is one of the best musicals ever.
a world in progress...
Me: "Honey, you know how you're always saying that I never take you to musicals?"
My wife: "Uh... yeah... I guess so..."
Me: "Well to show you how much I love you, I bought us two tickets to a musical tonight."
My wife: "You're so wonderful!"
Me: "OK. Instead of your normal evening attire, but on this cloak..."
MORTAR COMBAT!
Kill the hobbits, kill the HOBbits, kill the HOBbitssss!
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Winter for Celeborn and Ents!
(with apologies to Mel Brooks)
Everyone will start to cheer when you put on your sailin' shoes.
it's going to be based on The Hobbit. My lord, you ever read it? There's enough songs in there to make a musical.
The £8m (US$12m) production has lyrics by Shaun McKenna... *WTF?*
I would have thought that J.R.R. Tolkien would be credited with writing the words for this one.
*RTFB*
Yours truly played Gandalf in a musical production of The Hobbit for primary school. It had its moments, though they gave most of Gandalf's action scenes to Bilbo, who also managed to kill Smaug as I recall. Busy little hobbit.
Should I have put a spoiler warning there?
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This was done by Mad Magazine in 1979.
About the only thing I remember from it is (to the tune of Barry Manilow's I Write the Songs):
"I am Frodo... and I've got the RRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!"
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So would I... With a cohort of mobsters. There are some things that should be forgotten.
Of course you know what this whole thing will do to the rumors of Frodo, Sam, and Gollum's love triangle...
is that a good name or a bad name?
There's not much about it on the main MTG page because it's a past show, but two good reviews appeared in the Cambridge Chronicle and the Boston Phoenix.
[It was worth nearly all the work just to hear C3PO (Nori Pritchard) get into a rant and call R2D2 an "upstaging little bitch". That wasn't onstage, sadly, 'twas a 'family friendly' show, like the original movie]
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what next a musical about the matrix?
This is the funniest bit of LOTR stuff I've seen in a while. So why isn't it listed as being funny?
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Come on. I think that the books are cool and the movies are great but a musical. Lenoard Nimoy better be on board.
or can it?
funnay...
btw: who is Peter Jackson?
The director of the Lord of the Rings films.
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Are they going to use any Zeppelin?
"In the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but Gollum and the Evil One crept up and slipped away with her..."
Pippin: The orcs are very, very frightening me!
Merry: Oh help my Gandalf!
Sam: Oh help my Gandalf!
Frodo: Oh help me Gandalf please, oh please, oh pleeeeeease!
Gandalf: Oh my little Hobbits, short and stout, please do not worry, please do not shout!
Gandalf: The orcs we will slay while the company's true!
Aragorn: Oh Gimli, slay another orc, please do!
-Teckla
This horrible, horrible, horrible. In the books, I always skipped the singing parts because they were far too boring, and now they want to make a musical? Maybe people who have sleeping troubles will go there, and maybe a couple midgets, but not me, no, not me, NO, NOT ME, *NO*, *NOT*ME*, _*NO*_, _*NOT*_*_*ME*_!!!!!!!!!!
Just what we need, singing and dancing midgets
The Godfather-- On Ice!
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Tango & Cash-- On Ice!
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The Iceman...
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The books are already a musical. Every so often for no apparent reason that has anything to do with the plot, the characters break out into song. The reason I usually got bored at these parts is that seing lyrics written down with no reference to what the song actually sounds like just makes it look like bad poetry. (and the songs are always about things from the past that aren't really part of the story so I didn't care.)
A musical might actually work. I think the bigger problem is trying to do the visuals in the limits of a stage setting. There's no way to make the mines of Moria look huge when it has to fit on stage. And a flying Nazguul on wires will look truly silly.
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(to the tune of 'Stars' from Les Miserables)
Here,
down in the darkness,
a Balrog is coming.
A shadowy shape
A shadowy shape.
Glamdring's my witness
I never shall yield
'til the hobbits escape
'til the hobbits escape
Frodo carries the ring
through the dark mines he flees
to Mount Doom's furnace he goes
he's the fellowship's key
and if he fails then the ring that he bears
the Nazgul will seize
Go,
follow Aragorn
flee from the Balrog
I'll guard your retreating
on Khazad-dum's bridge
I'll block the way now
keeping you safe
So you all can break free
So you all can break free
Here I make my last stand
with my staff in my hand
I'll challenge the sword and the whip
of this creature of flame
and though I fall to my death from this bridge
you'll see me again
For this is my quest
and this is my test
so now fly and escape from here
I will now stand here and guard your lives
so have no fear.
I am a servant
of secret fire
Gandalf the Gray
I'll never yield
Get back, you dark flame
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Biiilllbo! Bilbo Baggins! He's oon-ly 3 feet tuuulllll!
Biiilllbo! Bilbo Baggins! The greatest little hobbit of them all!
just when i don't think it can be any gayer they supprise me (quote off the daily show)
Yo what up this is the rapper named Frodo
From the gang called Hobbitz Wit Attitude
Straight outta Mordor...
... and it was kinda nice. Instead of telling the whole story, they concentrated their efforts on following The One Ring and Frodo. We didn't get a shot at helm deep, or Ents (besides, it was a play done by students at my University, and no one had a background in theater), but it was still pretty good.
So how do your parents feel to know that they've produced genetically inferior offspring?
"Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
I do apologize for using the term midgets. It seems I'm a little behind in times. It wasn't meant to offend anybody, and I've taken note that "the short statured" and "dwarfs" are the preferred terminology (though I won't be using "Little People" as, IMO, it implies less of a person).
Thanks a lot for the heads up!