Hospital Robots
bluegreenone writes: "The Washington Post has an article about hospital robots. The most interesting part was hearing the robot's 'co-workers' describe their relationship with him." Only slightly scary.
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Unfortunately, the article really doesn't cover the tech aspect of the robot - only the touchy-feely side of working with an inanimate object. Hopefully, it isn't running any M$ software - imagine this: a junkie hacks the hospital software and has the robort deliver morphine on a very regular schedule.... Anyway, a more in depth view of the tech side of the equipment/software being used would have been more useful for /.
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I think the name Tobor was first used for a robot in the 50's-60's tv show 'Captain Video'. Captain video defeated Tobor and his master by giving Tobor contradictory commands.
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Hmm, nothing that a little hacking can't fix. Could make a nice alternative to robot wars
'The 400-pound robot is powered by a battery that is recharged by pharmacy workers every 12 hours. "I just mess with him all the time," said Willie James, a disabled veteran who visits the hospital about eight times a month. James said he likes to roll his wheelchair into the robot's path'
makes you wonder why hes disabled in the first place...
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i've seen a similar bot at Childrens Hospital in Pittsburgh. cute.
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In a hospital its not just the medicines which cure you, it has to come from inside too. If Robots are used extensively it can create a sort of coldness which wont be really good, especially for patients who are under depression
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Was there any particular reason for this, or did people just react better to it? I'd be kinda freaked if a 4'8" robot adressed me with a voice like James Earl Jones!
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You mean like "copy this file" and "read e-mail" at the same time?
Oh wait, Windows wasn't released back then.
Sorry... Just been troubleshooting loads of this kind of crap at work today.
How is repacing the non-skilled labour with robots helping aleviate the shortage of skilled labour (nurses etc.) except by making more candidates available for training?
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Done right, the voice will not be annoying, and people will participate into making it a living member of the community.
I, for one, do not want to work in a place where all the robots sound like smurfs, or have their personality. Or the voice of Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, president Bush, or any other celebrity.
well, maybe Majel Roddenberry, the voice of the computer in Start Trek.
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lazy robots.
There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
"It slowed down as it entered the first-floor ward, whose corridor was crowded with elderly patients in wheelchairs, and carefully avoided each one."
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Aha! i smell a future benchmark for drugdroids(!).. How well do the unit handle a hallway filled with slow moving, kinda confused objects(btw. theise poor elderly people must think theyve gone nuts. The journalist should have interviewed some of the seniors, i would like to know if the droid actually scare any of them
Studies have repeatedly shown that the "laying on of hands" is particularly effective in curing patients. But hospitals want nothing to do with controversial (and inexpensive) treatments so what do they do? Fire the doctors and hire robots.
How exactly is this scary? It's a robot that can deliver medication from a pharmacy to a nurse's station. The only remotely dangerous thing it does is drive down the halls. Its been programmed to avoid everything/one in the hallway, if that is not possible, it stops and announces that it can not make any futher progress without assistance.
Sounds pretty safe to me.
when I'm old and in a place like that, I hope they have the technology for talking, flying monkeys of doom.
robots are boring.
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There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
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You do realize that there was a 1954 movie called "Tobor the Great", about another robot with such a name
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Well, it only took 50 years, but looks like the commercial world has finally found a practical application for AI. It would be interesting to find out if the robot is adaptable to its surroundings, or if it is just a command follower -- like the automatons that rove around assembly plants and such. It sounds like it has a fairly decent forward motion detection module and that its mobility module is integrated into that nicely as well. I wonder though if it is capable of maze transversal, and other classical AI applications.
May be worth keeping an eye on in the future...
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I happen to work in one of London's largest Hospital trusts and our site is abosultely massive. Often new starters require a long time before they can get from place to place without getting lost.
In that aspect, a robot that knew where to go and could get there quickly and reliably, delivering stuff could be useful.
However, that's what Porters are for, and for things like Medical Records, test results and drugs, for confidentiality reasons as well as safety, only trained people are allowed to carry them anyway. No doctor here would ever let a record or result out of his/her sight without handing it over personally to the intended destination.
We're implementing IT systems that will enable these files to be transferred electronically, securely. This will free up skilled time a lot more than using a robot to carry stuff, and is easier to maintain.
Our Medical Equipment guys are busy enough fixing things like heart monitoring equipment. They really don't need to have to start fixing robots that kids or drunks or others have kicked to pieces.
The Tobor system would cause more problems than it solves by throwing a very complex solution at a very simple problem.
Better to pay a trained human to do the running or introduce it as part of a Medical degree.
Chris.
More info and pictures are here. Including a flash introduction that shows some more thing about it. It has signal lights to indicate the direction it is going. I like that. No tech info there though.
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TOBOR is actually something called a "Pyxis HelpMate Robotic Courier". Follow the link for some pictures and more info (flash required for some things).
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How can you people make light of something as critical as the beginning of the end of humanity's reign on this planet?! Do you not see this as the first stage of the robots taking over? HEALTH CARE, for Christ's sake!
Time to start building some EMP devices...I'd rather go down fighting than be a slave to a goddamned robot.
We have at least one of the Pyxis robots at the cancer research center where I work (names witheld to protect the innocent).
This one doesn't talk and doesn't directly interact with patients, has a significantly higher-pitched voice than James Earl Jones, and seems to be used primarily for carting supplies around the facility.
The best thing to do, besides set up a obstacle course of boxes in the hallway (fun stuff, that), is to watch the thing board the elevators. It's consistently able to trigger a stop at its floor, detect when the door opens, and bump over the gap into the elevator without getting stuck. Though it doesn't seem to like getting on an already occupied elevator, it's pretty trivial to sneak on once it's in the car. And I've never seen one get stuck. If I did, I'd probably never be able to laugh at anything else again in the same way.
At least where I am, though, I don't see these ever replacing direct patient care. Everyone loves to emphasize the human aspect of hospital treatment, especially the marketing department. Firing the nurse assistants and replacing them with robots, besides costing a hell of a lot more money, would probably piss everyone off.
This robot is very primitive and shows only basic signs of sentience such as avoiding obstacles and spouting some canned phrases. Yet the article says that the robots "coworkers" treat him more or less like another employee. In the future, when we have much more sophisticated electronic life, perhaps it won't be such a big issue for people to view robots as living beings with certain rights to life, etc.
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All this touchy feely crap gets on my nerves. Medicine needs Daleks.
This thing is halfway there. It rolls around, it talks, if you push it over it can't get up again. It just needs some cool deelybobs glued onto it, a bad attitude, and a laser cannon. Instead of "I am about to move, please get out of the way," it should say "RESISTANCE IS USELESS! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" or, in a hospital setting "DESTROY THE DOCTOR!"
Some obstruction shows up in the hallway, and bam!, the ornery old man is reduced to cinders by a cheezy special effect.
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This immediately made me think of Roujin Z. Not a very popular anime, but one of my favorites.
It's about an intelligence robot/bed/do-it-all machine for a sickly old man. Doing it all involves monitoring vital signs, playing mah jong, transforming into a movable mecha-type body, etc.
Somewhere in the story, its intelligence manifests itself into his long lost wife, and it becomes this robot's mission to bring him to the beach at any cost, since that's their special place.
(SPOILER?) The robot, secretly augmented with a military-grade AI engine, uses its abilities to assimilate other electronics like speakers (for audio output) or even trucks (for demolition arms) or a helicopter (for flying, actually a move performed by a rival model).
This anime has kept me dreaming since the day I saw it. It represents the neato ideas of artificial intelligence in the hospital as well as the techno-organic style of assimilating objects, however sci-fi-esque it may be.
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Instead of "Please examine my contents", it should say "Share and enjoy".
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I hope this thing's fitted with a video prjector... "help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope"
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The 400-pound robot is powered by a battery that is recharged by pharmacy workers every 12 hours.
Wouldn't it have been easier/simpler/cheaper to just have the thing find a wall socket and plug in when it was running down? Of course that would lead to some interesting conversations.
"Tobor, I need you to deliver these medicines to the forth floor."
"Sorry. I'm on a voltage break."
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allright, i'm all for efficiency in medical care etc. if the robot does it's job properly, it could be a blessing.
the thing is that the simple tasks like getting some medication for the patients and having a chat with your co-worker while waiting for the elevator can be just the things that relieve some tension. when the only things you do all day are the tasks that require lots of skill, you don't get the chance to relax once in a while.
relaxation in between difficult tasks is a good thing, and helps a lot in keeping stress at acceptable levels. i'm sometimes very frustrated to see that a lot of efficiency measures are designed to keep those "idle" moments as short as possible, while these little breaks can help you a lot to stay focussed during the "stressfull" moments because you're more relaxed.
just a thought, and counterarguments are greatly appreciated...
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and I am fluent in over 6 million forms of drugs...
.. but.. does it open de pod bay doors?
Well considering the problems that many people develop with prescription drugs, perhaps having a robot deliver them is not the best idea from a security standpoint. Even a lockable drug compartment has the robot dishing out the pills at some point.
The other problem I can see is the current procedures have a human giving the patient the drugs, if their is a mix-up along the line they are a final check. Robots don't say "hang-on ill double check to make sure this is right" they just give the wrong pills.
Dont dumbwaiters do the same thing that this thing does, just a lot simpler?
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"I just mess with him all the time," said Willie James, a disabled veteran who visits the hospital about eight times a month. James said he likes to roll his wheelchair into the robot's path.
Good thing TOBOR doesnt have R2D2s "Cattle Prod" thingy...
Perhaps re-meeting your English prof would benefit you as well....
Don't put robots in hospitals! Don't you know they use old people's medicine for food?!
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Robert Heinlein's record at predictions never ceases to amaze me: not only did he decribe robots working in this way in a hospital, he also depicted a number of the problems and solutions that are talked about here. Check out "The Door Into Summer" to see what I mean.
You know! Like that meal-bringing robot in NASA's hospital from The Flight of the Navigator? Or, can you hide inside it from the authorities, while it encourages you to eat recycled food ("it's good for the environment, and OK for you!")?
Seriously, though... I understand that it was once commonplace for people to roll a cart into offices to sell coffee, or whatnot to the worker bees: perhaps the mobile vending machine isn't too far off? Send an instant message to the robot and it'll add you to his route? Hmm.. =)
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"Several times a day, a pharmacy technician places the items in trays labeled for various nursing stations, locks the safe, and punches codes for the drugs' destinations into TOBOR's computer"
is competition good, or is duplication of effort bad?
There was a "remote controlled" toy robot from the 70's named Tobor. It was actually sound activated. The remote made a load *clack* sound. It was one of those "turn in reverse" jobs, and at the time was one of the coolest toys for nerdy Star Wars obsessed kids like myself.
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I am really, really surprised that there aren't any listed on eBay. A quick Google on him only came back with the 50's sci-fi movie, but I am going to investigate further. I really liked that droid...saved a lot of money on batteries since the remote didn't require any. I would love to see a picture of this thing and get some more info.
Movie posters (eBay) are available for the original 50's movie "Tobor the Great". http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ite
This bot takes over menial tasks...
In the world today we have millions of people with no job and no prospects, starving to death. They would gladly work their whole life doing this "menial job" for a tiny fraction of what this robot costs, eating barely anything and bless the ground you walked on for letting them do it.
But of course our highly advanced evolved society would never let another person live like that... if we have to see it. This is BS. Let's help each other help ourselves by using the wasted humanity on earth first, then worry about wasting resources on machines.
Forget this better-than-thou crap of saying that no person should work a menial job while turning our backs on people living a less-than-menial life which is far too short because they (pick one: starve, die of disease, get murdered because they are "useless" to the killers, etc...). Talk about double standards.
The United States is the most sparsely populated landmass in the world. We have plenty of room for people willing to immigrate and make their lives better. I'm not talking about slave labor; I'm talking about inexpensive labor.
But we all know that we will continue to live in a dream world perpetuated by clueless "enlightened" college graduates who would rather see starving third-world countries as a cause to bitch about than actually do anything about the situation.
I would also like to state for the record that I am not at all suggesting that we take the approach used by the Spanish conquistadors and barbarous English(tm) murderers and slavers who wanted to help other peoples by proselytizing and enslaving them. Give people a choice.
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Why didn't I think of that?! Now, whenever I'm ready to stand up or walk, I'll announce in a loud voice, "I'm about to move. Please stand clear!"
All I'll need is one of those alarms that goes beep-beep-beep when I back up, and I'll be all set!
We have two of there bots at Pittsburgh hospitals, one named Roameo and the other Juliet. While they are largely ignored by hospital staff, patients routinely flip out when they see these things motoring away throughout the hospitals. Supposedly, however, staff has at times become so frustrated with bad elevator manuvering on behalf of Roameo that he has been locked in many a supply closet. So, if you are ever wandering the halls and hear a pathetically muted "I see the obstacle. You are in my way," you'll know what's up.
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We've got one of these little badboys here where i work. Although from reading the article i think ours is an older model. The robot is controlled by rf signals through small stations that are positioned throughout the hospital. If you look up in the elevetor you see a small antennae protruding.. thats for the robot. I'm not sure what frequency they operate on, but they dont conflict with 802.11 at all. Other interesting points is that the robot is controlled via an IBM RS6000 running AIX, no NT thank god or the robot may start despensing morphine to a baby.. Our robot doesnt talk at all though, it just kinda cruises around dispenses medicine. Other uses that these robots can be used for is delivering mail and flowers to patient rooms!
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They have one of these at the children's hospital in Seattle. I learned this when my son tore his thumb wide open and had to get stitches. It's kind of a big, bulky robot that looks like 1970's technology, sort of like the robots in the movie Silent Running, only less advanced :).
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I guess the Saturday Night Live commercial about the elderly getting robot insurance to protect against robot attacks gained some credability.
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The article said the used to have a problem with people rushing past to get in the elevator, but now it bellies up to the elevator and waits for the door to open...
What about the people already on the elevator trying to get off?
It's easy to stand out when the general level of competence is so low.
It announces its intentions in a clear baritone voice.
"I am about to move," it tells fellow passengers. "Please stand clear."
Better if it just said:
"You are in my path and must move aside. You have 10 seconds to comply"
why do i have this image of a robot in an operating room spinning in circles yelling, 'no dissassemble! no dissassemble!'
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If hospital pharmacies have an ongoing need for a secure delivery system, to deliver drugs, out of the regular schedule, why weren't they built with pneumatic tubes, or something like that?
Pneumatic tubes were a technology introduced, er, um, something like a hundred years ago. When I was a boy scout, thirty years ago, my troop visited a Police Station, and a newspaper, that were still making extensive use of them. Heck, my local Canadian Tire still uses them to send invoices back and forth between the autoservice garage and the cashier.
You have a tubes going to each destination you regularly need to exchange physical objects with. And you have a supply of capsules. You open up a capsule. Put your item in it. Seal it. Insert the capsule in your inlet port, and the capsule gets sucked to your destination. That orange thing is the capsule, and it is probably long enough to roll up a standard sized sheet of paper. Here is a small jpeg of the central switching station of an old-fashioned system. And obviously, the terminals can be secured.
I read a very interesting article a year or two ago, where IIRC, somebody bought up a long dormant company that had owned all the tubes that served the downtown core of city. Tubes served building over a couple of square miles of what was then prime real-estate. And it was still prime real-estate, full of lots of offices wishing to bring in fiber-optics or some other high-speed link to the internet. Some of the tubes of this company had been demolished when the old office buildings were replaced. But lots of heritage office buildings existed. Lots of heritage tubes existed, lying dormant, just waiting for some smart cookie to run fiber through them.
Really, this gives a new meaning to trojan viruses, albeit in the flesh instead of manifested in code. I wonder how soon before we'll hear about malicious things being planted in the safe (and really, how secure is the combination to the safe?) that gets injected into someone's bloodstream via an IV drip. But then again, someone with that kind of intent would probably do it his or her self anyway.
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People in hospitals want to feel like they entered the pinnacle of human research and are getting the best of treatment. Having a robot around just adds to this.
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I was working on making robots to do crime... I first thought of using battlebots to steal jewlery... Then I figured a much more amusing way would be to make a robot that stole people's wallets on the street.. Call it mug bot...
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But now you can have drug dealing bot... It would be like a mobile vending machine that sold illegal drugs.
It has two positives:
1) Not succeptable to gang influence so it can sell drugs like pacman.
2) like all robots, its tough to lay blame on the true make of the robot
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Hopefully someone doesn't create a robot that can love... then we'd all be forced to live out that ever so crappy film that was 'AI' ;).
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I sure hope that it's embedded OS isn't Windows based.
Does anyone know what it costs to lay cable? I suspect that laying pneumatic tubes would be even more expensive.
And when comparing costs, it is worth noting that the article says it costs the hospital less than $5.00 per hour. I suspect that minimum wage is greater than that. (Cost of labour, don't forget, is wage, plus administrative and benefits costs.) So, no capital costs, a low onging expense (which is less than hiring someone) to cover off a low-urgency, brain-dead, boring, simple task.
Seems like a no brainer to me.
Some Japanese companies now use robots to deliver mail.
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I agree with the idea. Are pneumatic simply seen as "old fashioned" and for that reason they'll never be used again? They see like a terrific technology to me. Also, I would expect that the pumps and pipes, etc that make up a pneumatic system has improved over the last few decades.
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I saw one of these things, and I heard it saying this very softly to itself:
"I am the pusher robot.
I am here to protect you.
I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."
Probably nothing to worry about...at least not until the percentage of people falling down the stairs at these hospitals suddenly increases.
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I've seen a lot of naysayers out there trying to stretch to find reasons why robots in the workplace are bad. In some instances it sounds almost like the fights against immigration "they'll take all our jobs". If you look at a good amount of the immigrants coming into the country (US) (especially illegal immigrants) you'll notice that they take the jobs that noone really wants, jobs (US) citizens often feel too good for. If anything bringing robots into the workplace might take jobs away from struggling immigrants.
Personally I think that robots in the work place will allow (or in some cases force) people to pursue carreers that are more challenging and rewarding. I think hospitals are a great place to start. By automating all the routine aspects of the job you allow the nurses and staff to spend more time focusing on the care and emotional connection with the patient. If the nurse is not rushing around trying to get things restocked they might actually be able to answer the call button a little quicker. Likewise in a nursing home (which are woefully understaffed almost always) automating certain repetative tasks, or in some cases giving a surrogate nursemade can greatly ease the burden on the worker and help the patient at the same time.
Many elderly patients simply want someone to sit and talk to or someone to help them down the hall to dinner (without a wheelchair). I think that most people would have no problem adjusting to a robot performing that task. I mean look we already name our cars, curse at our TV, and talk to the stop lights, so how hard would it be to similarly humanize a robotic system.
I think most of the people who are worried about their jobs (worried about immigrants or robots) are the people who are either low skilled or unskilled laborers. They feel that there's nowhere to go if they should lose their jobs. It's a desperate train of thought and people like that have a tendency to never look up out of the whole they're in.
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It's those final words that I find interesting: "I have completed my mission," it said upon arriving. "Please examine my contents." :)
Phew!!!!
I wonder what would happen if a human said that to the ROBO???
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The droid could be called upon to perform an enema to the occupant of bed #1127.
I'd just hope the nurses remember to record my bed swap in a timely fashion...
As someone who was brought up and educated by science fiction, I know it to be plainly true that all robots eventually become self aware and turn on their human masters!
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Well I personally think that is an excellent application of a technology that has, up until now, seemed a bit of a waste of time in my opinion. I mean.. great.. you got a robot.. what now? Gonna program it to hoover the floor for you, or serve you drinks?
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Last time I went to Home Depot I noticed they had pneumatic tubes running all over. I think they were getting cash for the registers or something through them. Looked pretty cool to look up at the network of tubes running around the ceiling...
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It's an old Joseph Engelberger design. Engelberger designed the Unimate, the first industrial robot, decades ago. His Transitions Research Corporation was going to make other types of mobile robots as well, but didn't succeed, and sold the HelpMate line to Pyxis in 1999.
Back in 1998, The Hospital I was working in got one of these, They used it to transport specimens from the OR, or ER to the various labs, and Between the various labs. It worked quite well, If i remember correctly it had what amounted to a low-end Pentium Machine (P133 or so) attached to it, and ran on Solaris(I remember it interfaced with our Sun boxes), and the baritone voice wasn't quite as deep as James Earl Jones, but more like Peter Jennings, I was working Field Support for IS, and remember the first time I heard the thing come into a lab where I was fixing a PC problem, It would enter, Beep and Announce "Please remove Specimen" if it was making a delivery, and then would ask if there was anything for it to transport, the Lab Techs would then type in (I think they later got a barcode reader) the info on the specimen and the destination. I always thought this was a neat Idea from a couple of different standpoints, It helped with the transportation of Biohazardous material (Blood Samples, Tissue Samples, etc.) and cut down on the amount of time it took to get samples to the various labs. Never thought of the Pharmacy applications but it makes sense that these could be used for such a task.
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I was watch Discovery Science channel yesterday, Weapons of the New War, about the techonologies the government is using for targeting systems. They have GPS and geometric recognition used in combination to send a missile directly at a target. Basically if they know what the target looks like, they can shoot the missile at any door/window/wall they wish. This would be cool for this if it could recognize certain objects as movable and others as stationary/not to be interfered with.
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When I worked at Bell Northern Research (now Nortel) in the early 90s, we had a mail robot that would go from mail station to mail station. The sec-, ah, administrative assistants would load/unload mail and then tell it to go on. It used guides in the flooring to tell it where to go. The funny thing is that the flooring was these square carpetted panels that were pretty easy to move around (i guess so that you can modidy it's path easily when reorganizing cubeland). One common prank was to rearange the panels so that the robot would turn into someone's cubicle. It would stop once it got the the last panel.
Ok maybe it was only funny to us.
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My first reaction to this was that some unskilled person could do this job easily and that this must be some hospital administrator's way to avoid hiring another prospective union member.
Then I thought about it: how much do you have to pay to hire someone who can be trusted not to steal some of the Ritalin, Percocet, etc. that they are carrying?
So the key feature of this robot is that as a silicon-based entity those drugs just don't have any appeal. Put some WD-40 in its drawer and I bet it would duck into the nearest utility closet first chance it gets.
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We have a tube system throughout our hospital, but we have a robot - it runs up and down these tracks, and pulls an loads little packets of dosage, which are all ordered by computer. It uses a barcode scanner, and the neates part is that it organizes based on demand, and is always rearranging things to make the most efficent movements. Also, what really neat, is that it is pneumatic, so it's very quiet.
Like all hacks, getting this robot is easier to do (and grabs some limelight), but the good designed system this is not.
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Yup, Costco uses those to move cash around as well. Hell of a good idea.
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I saw one of these in use at Northwest Hospital in Seattle, Washington exactly six years ago this week. Every so often the robot would roll through the Hospice ward carrying pharmacy refills for the staff. Hard to believe that it's taken this long for the story to break.
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"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing - and it was everything that I thought it could be."
When my dad was in UCSF medical for chemo, they had a couple of these robots. One of them I remember had a sign taped to the front that said "MADONNA" and had a picture taped to the front of her on concert.
So they could say that Madonna was delivering the supplies etc...
Guess they could keep them apart that way.
("Baritone voice") Hey Ned, what'll^H^H^H will it be tonight?
Got any Purple Haze?
Have I fuck, you are third from the end of my shift.
White widow?
Are you deaf? Stop pissing me around!... Sorry, I get a little cranky on a low battery.
Super Afghan?
I aint sold an ounce of that shit since September, so I chucked it last week.
Bugger.
You want some resin?
OK gimme a Henry.
*clunk, whirr, hiss, click.*
Ta. Can you save me a bit of decent shit tomorrow night?
You know the rules!
I'll sort you out a can of WD40.
Fsck you. What sorta box do you think I am?
Resin's all you've got, aint it?
Affirmative.
*Emptys bong into vent slot*
Error. Core dumped. Please alert hospital cleaning staff.
"Windows and Linux can co-exist on the same machine." - Microsoft Corporation.
"robo sapiens" by Peter Menzel and Faith D'Aluisio(sp?) Amazon link for the lazy (no affiliate)
A very entertaining read.
I like this story and certainly brings home the reality of current commercial robots. Read the book, it's worth it.
NANOSUK
Encryption: I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend your right to encrypt it...
The hospital I work at recently got rid of theirs. The reason is like many things that are dumped: it's not what it does when it's working, it's what it does when it's not working.
Every once in a while they get lost. Don't know why, maybe someone messing with it on the elevator, maybe they just get lost just because.
Sometimes they break and just stop.
When a person gets lost (lost, not hiding), they wander around until they can ask someone that knows where they are. The robot doesn't even know that it's lost. Chances are no one even knows where it was going. It's probably run into an empty room and is cowering in the dark with one drive wheel stuck on a towel.
Now someone has to go all over the hospital to find the thing. Have you ever been in a large hospital? A twisty maze of passages, all alike.
N,N,N,W,W,U,E,S
Whom do you send? Ask a nurse to drop what she's doing to look for a lost robot? Hah! You don't know any nurses.
Someday they'll be smart enough to get themselves out of trouble, but they'll wind up thinking like Bender, and it'll be cheaper to hire people again.
The hospital that I worked at for years has had a lab delivery robot for about 5 years now. There was a huge naming contest, and they've used the poor thing for kicking off children's book drives or the like.
Visitors usually interact with it, I just open the doors if it's having trouble getting around and otherwise stay out of it's way.
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As a contractor for Pyxis Corp, these guys are extremely cool. It's just a good thing that they can't replace real people...yet...
*tap tap tap* this thing on?
Big respect to our practicing medical friends.