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  1. Why? on A Way To GPL Java · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why in the nether fucking hell would I want to use the GPL? What's the point?

  2. Re:hilarious fud on Windows 2000 Gets Common Criteria Certification · · Score: 1

    Go ahead and tell us why it's hilarious. Come on, we're waiting.

  3. Wonderful! on Windows 2000 Gets Common Criteria Certification · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's bad enough to read all the claptrap, half-truths and 'M$' FUD in comments splattered all over almost every single Slashdot story, but for the "editors" to allow that to make it to the front page in such a crass way is really amazing.

    I think most people who read Slashodt are at least half-intelligent sentient beings. Most can tell FUD from truth. When criticism of Microsoft is called for and valid, fine. But this sort of thing is starting to get tiresome: bashing the Evil Empire for the sake of bashing. No more, no less. And on the fucking front page, with the tacit approval and blessing of the "editors".

    A "news organization", if nothing else, has to maintain a modicum of impartiality. At the very least, please keep the garbage in the comments where it belongs, right next to the goatse and fecal trolls.

    And I'll repeat something I read here once: The twig can only bend so much before breaking. Keep this up and Slashdot will be reduced to nothing more than a quivering hysterical mass of negative trolls whose only purpose in life is to attack someone else instead of celebrating what's good about the culture that spawned it.

  4. Re:Metric conversion help on The All-Red Route 100 Years On · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would have to be... you'd be hard pressed to connect the entire British empire with a puny 5,500km cable.

  5. Funny on The All-Red Route 100 Years On · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I was reading this article that talks about the increasing importance of the trans-pacific capacity due to, you guessed it, China.

    OTOH, the thought of that fat pipe moving *more* spam is scary.

  6. Re:Hmmmm. on Another J2EE vs .NET Performance Comparison · · Score: 1
    I disagree. All things being equal, it pretty much comes down to developer productivity and costs (development costs and operational costs). The benchmarks really don't show how well any of the solutions scale - for example, you can use MS Application Center to create clusters with up to 32 boxes and serve your apps from them. I don't know how well Java can scale, either.

    Corporations put this sort of thing waaay down in the priority list when making decisions about which technology to go with, trust me.

  7. Hmmmm. on Another J2EE vs .NET Performance Comparison · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So essentially this boils down to actually, that thing we said was killer in fact sucks, so your comparison is unfair. We also ain't fixing it, so there.

    I mean, "...excessive exception handling"? WTF?

    This only underscores the by now expected knee-jerk reaction these types of pissing contests bring. There's always some expert who can refute every single point of the whitepaper, who in turns gets dissected by someone else ad nauseaum.

    In the end it's never been about benchmarks or raw speed. It's about how productive you can be writing these applications, time to "market" and total cost. It doesn't matter if J2EE is 14.3% faster than .NET or viceversa.

  8. Re:Kernel bloat ? on Crypto and IPSec Merged into 2.5 · · Score: 1

    I can put DOS 6.0 and Norton Commander in a 1.4MB floppy... that would be roughly equivalent to your "kernel on a floppy", wouldn't it?

  9. Re:What SUCKS about Freeswan? on Crypto and IPSec Merged into 2.5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    SHUT UP & RTFM

    You are so 1337! I bet supermodels line up to have your babies!

  10. Re:FUD, FUD, FUD on Microsoft: You Need Permission to Sell Our Software · · Score: 1
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    d00d, you've obviously never purchased or had to deal with enforcement of enterprise-scale software licenses. What makes you think that at that level Sun's or Oracle's licensing practices are any different from Microsoft's?

    Perhaps the FUD is getting to you, mmmm?

  11. Re:Chains of logic on Microsoft: You Need Permission to Sell Our Software · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    (I'm taking bets on how many moderators miss the joke and mark this as a "troll" or "flamebait". :) )

    I'm taking bets on who will give a fuck about your inane and retarded comments. Any takers?

  12. FUD, FUD, FUD on Microsoft: You Need Permission to Sell Our Software · · Score: 1
    Someone please explain how Oracle, Novell, Sun or CA would just sit there and go "oh, look. KMart is tranferring $XX millions of dollars worth of our enterprise software to who-knows-who. Oh well. Let's go get a bagel".

    Also, how this move from 'M$' is the only thing screwing KMart since it's clear that everyone and their mother wants a piece of the sale.

    Otherwise, please create a new /. section called "Gratuitous FUD" and post this there instead. k? thx.

  13. Re:Ass Clowns on Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  14. Re:GCC on Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Quality?

  15. It was like... on What Software Do Cable Installers Place on Your PC? · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    The guy came in, connected the modem, called in the serial number and waited for it to "find" itself in the network and make sure the diagnostics were OK.

    Then he suggested installation of his crapware, so I politely declined and asked if they used DHCP. "Yes" he said. Thankyouverymuch, have a nice day. He did give me a spare CAT5 cable, which was kinda nice of him.

    After he left I plugged in my router, configured it and obtained the IP address and DNS servers, and then connected the other boxes to the router. Voila.

    I don't believe the company can *force* you to install anything. I think they mostly have their own software so they can help non-technical users solve problems and lower their support costs (I remember browsing the old @Home CD and seeing a crapload of diagnostic utilities). But if you're clueless about how to set up your OS of choice to work with the thing then you can hardly complain, eh?

  16. Re:yet another reason not to be as the others on What Software Do Cable Installers Place on Your PC? · · Score: 2
    That's nice, but you also can't spell worth a shit.

    So please remove that penguin from your ass and try to post again. This time, boot into your pirated copy of Windows 3.1 and use Word's spell checker, fer fucks sake.

  17. Re:The borg at work on Lik-Sang Back Online · · Score: 1, Troll
    You miserable fuckhead. No, this is not a "somewhat related note". No, it wasn't Microsoft that brought down the darling of Slashdot, Lik-Sang (whatever the fuck).

    Just for a moment, for a single solitary fucking second, remove your head from your rectum and think. How the fuck is The Evil Empire supposed to force RCA to plaster 'XBox' on a TV?

    C'mon fucktard, enlighten us. Please.

  18. Re:Um... on New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers · · Score: 2

    No, not really. Why, you got milk?

  19. Um... on New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, I don't want to troll here... or something. But... the movie... isn't that voice the same that used to do the "descriptions" for bad 70's porno films from Sweden?

  20. Re:Maybe you should use those purty fonts... on Font HOWTO For Linux · · Score: 2
    That's very interesting indeed. Now we get to the meat, eh?

    Please provide spacific examples of how my freedoms are being abridged and limited, and how Microsoft owns my computer(s). Please, be specific and don't rely on what you've "heard" here in Slashdot since that's about as balanced and valid as sexual guidance from the Vatican.

    Breathlessly awaiting your insight.

  21. I know on Writing Permission Forms for Network Analysis? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buy a one-way plane ticket to Aruba and use it with alacrity.

  22. Re:Too hard on Symantec? on First Worm with a EULA? · · Score: 2
    your desire to tongue little boys' anuses.

    Well, we know what *someone* was thinking, don't we?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  23. Re:Maybe... on Font HOWTO For Linux · · Score: 2
    That's nice. But "well, as far as I'm concerned" doesn't either validate your point or make it any more, well, relevant.

    You seem to think that because you have figured out how to have beautiful fonts in Linux then ergo, Windows sucks and is not necessary. That's kind of a stretch, mmm?

    Also, the "well, if I want them or not blah blah blah" choice (and I use the term lightly since I can't imagine myself thinking "hey, I want my apps to look crappy!") is pretty fucking irrelevant to the topic. I don't give a shit if you can do something like '#fontometric -i -r00 -l -pr3 -tti -font' or some such weird incantation to reach anti-aliasing Nirvana. If it doesn't do it out of the god damn box then it's pretty much useless.

    Being forced to put up with someone else's choices

    Spare me the communist claptrap bud.

  24. Re:Maybe you should use those purty fonts... on Font HOWTO For Linux · · Score: 2
    I did read it. And so your point is that if I accept the EULA I'm "pathetic"?

    I guess stealing fonts from Microsoft so that you can have a decent-looking OS is heroic.

    And please don't give me the stupid "M$ is evil" spiel. It's as tired as a hooker at a GeekWorld convention.

  25. Re:Fonts in Linux? on Font HOWTO For Linux · · Score: 3, Funny
    Will this be a +1 insightful or a -1 troll? Ladies and gents, place your bets!

    Who the fuck cares.