I write you this letter of request for partnership which I hope you will give your urgent attention. We worked as members of the Operating System/Penguin Abuse Committee inaugurated by the present Democratically Elected Comittee of the Electronic Frontier Foundation headed by General Richard Stallman (rtd). We are empowered to deligently reviewed, re-appraised, scrutinized and approved feces payments to lunix users who executed *bsd devils under the past operating system regime and our work is almost concluded.
In the course of our work we discovered this fecal matter, which resulted from grossly over used toilets, which were executed for the Gnu is Not Unix Corporation (GNU) by a consortium of several Foreign Companies like VA SOFTWARE, RED HAT INC SUSE GMBH AND A JOINT VENTURES OF MANDRAKE AND CALDERA GMBH FOR:
(1) THE EXPANSION OF THE FECAL NETWORK WITH LINUX USERS FECES AND DOWNSTREAM PRODUCTS DISTRIBUTION AND SUBSEQUENT EVACUATION.
(2) CONTRACT FOR THE TURN AROUND MAINTENANCE (TAM) OF THE VARIOUS PENGUIN FECES FARMS IN THE COUNTRY.
(3) THE CONSTRUCTION OF STORAGE TANKS FOR LUNIX PRODUCTS (SEMEN).
Amounting to the tune of 100 tons of Fecal matter but was over invoiced to 150 tons of Feces. And we deliberately approved these fecal deposits and all Lunix users have been paid with these penguins executed and since abused, leaving the large amount of Eric S Raymonds maginificent deposit floating in the escrow pool of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) ready to be paid for the sexual services from the products in item number 2 as stated above. Before digressing further I would want you to know that our GNU General Public License forbids us from owning any money or having heretosexual relationships whilst in GNU service hence we are contacting you to be part of this transaction.
We intend to use your anus as a front to get the over invoiced amount of 50 tons of feces out of the BSD Sewers to a designated toilet by you. Not regarding your field of specialization (sphincter expansion) you are going to forward us with any name that we will claim executed the sewaging services in the turn around maintenance of the Penguin fecal abuse farms mentioned above. All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for the smooth insertion of the feces within ten to fourteen days of commencement after the receipt of a semen deposit from you. You are going to get 25% of the feces by posing as the owner of this feces while my colleagues and I will get 70% to ourselves with which we wish to invest in Agriculture and Farming in conjunction with you and 5% will be set aside for the use of both parties for all excretions incurred locally and internationally during the realisation of this transaction, including toilet paper, as a matter of fact you are expected to take a sincere inventory of your toilet paper.
It is imperative to let you know that I am also a keen scatologist, with qualifications world wide.
Despite researches carried out to verify and ascertain your personality we can only move ahead if you can further assure us of your anal capacity, homosexuality and promise to help and treat this proposal with utmost confidentiality. We are men of proven integrity in our various fields who have put in 22 - 30years of feces in the toilets of our country, we are therefore averse to having our image and anuses widened. That is why we should acknowledge the fact that confidentiality is the key to the smooth insertion of this infection free transaction.
non tu n'a pas le premiere post Nein, sie die erste poste nicht gehaben clangen non, el di firsto posto no jalapenio! Spork, postie firston smorgasbord first not posts having, apply without.
I feel miserable Taco-snotting make me ill I feel miserable Anal reaming tearing at my foundations I feel miserable Cock sucking is dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die
Is it because of slashdot that I feel this way? With the green pages of misery pounding on my brain? Or am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so.
Hemos Broke My Will to Live Hemos Broke My Will to Live Hemos Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Hemos Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable Katz blowing rot the flesh from my bones I feel miserable Lunix loving defeats my purpose I feel miserable Goatse.cx is doing its best to impale my soul I want to die
Is it because of slashdot that I feel this way? With the green pages of misery pounding on my brain? Am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home I don't think so, I don't think so.
Hemos Broke My Will to Live Hemos Broke My Will to Live Oh God, Hemos Broke My Will to Live I was getting better but then Hemos Broke My Will to Live
Slashdot Mirror
LOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL!!!!!
w00t!
have you submitted any of these yet?
FSR first second reply!
w00t!
im 31337!
you sir, are a pile of stinking shit.
DR. LUNIX TORVALDS TEL:234 8023132472 FAX: 234 - 1 - 7595586 HELSINKI-FINLAND.
Dear Sir,
I write you this letter of request for partnership which I hope you will give your urgent attention. We worked as members of the Operating System/Penguin Abuse Committee inaugurated by the present Democratically Elected Comittee of the Electronic Frontier Foundation headed by General Richard Stallman (rtd). We are empowered to deligently reviewed, re-appraised, scrutinized and approved feces payments to lunix users who executed *bsd devils under the past operating system regime and our work is almost concluded.
In the course of our work we discovered this fecal matter, which resulted from grossly over used toilets, which were executed for the Gnu is Not Unix Corporation (GNU) by a consortium of several Foreign Companies like
VA SOFTWARE, RED HAT INC SUSE GMBH AND A JOINT VENTURES OF MANDRAKE AND CALDERA GMBH FOR:
(1) THE EXPANSION OF THE FECAL NETWORK WITH LINUX USERS FECES AND DOWNSTREAM PRODUCTS DISTRIBUTION AND SUBSEQUENT EVACUATION.
(2) CONTRACT FOR THE TURN AROUND MAINTENANCE (TAM) OF THE VARIOUS PENGUIN FECES FARMS IN THE COUNTRY.
(3) THE CONSTRUCTION OF STORAGE TANKS FOR LUNIX PRODUCTS (SEMEN).
Amounting to the tune of 100 tons of Fecal matter but was over invoiced to 150 tons of Feces. And we deliberately approved these fecal deposits and all Lunix users have been paid with these penguins executed and since abused, leaving the large amount of Eric S Raymonds maginificent deposit floating in the escrow pool of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) ready to be paid for the sexual services from the products in item number 2 as stated above. Before digressing further I would want you to know that our GNU General Public License forbids us from owning any money or having heretosexual relationships whilst in GNU service hence we are contacting you to be part of this transaction.
We intend to use your anus as a front to get the over invoiced amount of 50 tons of feces out of the BSD Sewers to a designated toilet by you. Not regarding your field of specialization (sphincter expansion) you are going to forward us with any name that we will claim executed the sewaging services in the turn around maintenance of the Penguin fecal abuse farms mentioned above. All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for the smooth insertion of the feces within ten to fourteen days of commencement after the receipt of a semen deposit from you. You are going to get 25% of the feces by posing as the owner of this feces while my colleagues and I will get 70% to ourselves with which we wish to invest in Agriculture and Farming in conjunction with you and 5% will be set aside for the use of both parties for all excretions incurred locally and internationally during the realisation of this transaction, including toilet paper, as a matter of fact you are expected to take a sincere inventory of your toilet paper.
It is imperative to let you know that I am also a keen scatologist, with qualifications world wide.
Despite researches carried out to verify and ascertain your personality we can only move ahead if you can further assure us of your anal capacity, homosexuality and promise to help and treat this proposal with utmost confidentiality. We are men of proven integrity in our various fields who have put in 22 - 30years of feces in the toilets of our country, we are therefore averse to having our image and anuses widened. That is why we should acknowledge the fact that confidentiality is the key to the smooth insertion of this infection free transaction.
Awaiting your earliest positive response.
Best regards and remain blessed.
DR LUNIX TORVALDS
beat it with a shit stick.
get really wasted and stoned and then vomit. youll forget a lot this way.
youve got it the wrong way round monkeyboy!
sheep.
or horses
a while ago recipetroll promised me the recipe for you so that i can make a clone of you and then eat you.
yummy.
i hope you are as tasty as your name suggests.
what beer would that be?
a fine bitter perhaps, or maybe a pale ale.
possibly even a stout.
i hope its not lager.
oooh, that would be bad.
yet another !firstpost
i win , you lose
im a happy fluffy bunny, with big monkeys balls.
do you want to suck them?
i also have a rhino horn (i keep it in a jar on the mantlpiece when im not using it to pleasure myself.)
interested?
reply soon.
LUNIX IS FOR LUSERS!!!!
i have one word to say to you.
that word is: TIMAAAAAAAAAA
dumbass.
no. who are you?
non tu n'a pas le premiere post
Nein, sie die erste poste nicht gehaben clangen
non, el di firsto posto no jalapenio!
Spork, postie firston smorgasbord
first not posts having, apply without.
you a ho!
you lose!
t00 l4t3, I alR3AdiE r007eD j00r m0m!
w00t!
w00t!
Dinosaur!
turned me into a newt.
you even used the dollar sign.
i'd give you +5, informative
vroooom vrooom vroooom bwaaaaaaaaaap vrooom
you da man!
I feel miserable
Taco-snotting make me ill
I feel miserable
Anal reaming tearing at my foundations
I feel miserable
Cock sucking is dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of slashdot that I feel this way?
With the green pages of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Katz blowing rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Lunix loving defeats my purpose
I feel miserable
Goatse.cx is doing its best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of slashdot that I feel this way?
With the green pages of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jon Katz, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Hemos Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hemos Broke My Will to Live
not a FPFPFPFPFPF
but the stile project has a load of porn for you!
porn for lunix
I didnt, but i dont care
so fuck Yall.