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  1. The bodies aren't in a condition to be worth much, don't you think?

  2. Re:My heart goes out on Russian Superjet 100 Crashes During Demo Flight, Killing All Aboard · · Score: 1

    This is a very sad situation, and I can't imagine what's on the mind of everyone involved.

    I reckon the last thing that went through their minds was probably the side of the mountain.

    37 people died, and no jokes will be coming from me.

    *shrug*
    I had to do it.

  3. Re:Sudden outbreak of common sense, I guess on NY Ruling Distinguishes Downloading, Viewing Child Pornography · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty liberal and would happily defend zoophiles...Don't think this is a free pass - I'm not okay with animal rape

    Eh? How does that work, exactly?

    How does one tell the difference between consensual sex with an animal, and animal rape? After the fact, and with no evidence that it wasn't consensual?

    Sure, in cases of human rape it's almost too easy... after the fact she decides it was rape and says so and even if it wasn't the guy gets canned. But an animal isn't going to testify, so how do you tell?

    It basically amounts to, you're not okay with animal rape if there are witnesses.

  4. Re:GPS reliance on North Korea Jamming GPS Signals In South Korea · · Score: 1

    He's a jet, not a whirly-bird.

  5. Re:parts of that seem ok to me on Israel Passes Photoshop Law To Combat Anorexia · · Score: 1

    Certainly. And while I've got hold of your hand, let me tell you about my new hobby, cave exploring...

    If you ever want to make another man uncomfortable, just turn a handshake into a conversation.

  6. Re:Phew.. on NY Ruling Distinguishes Downloading, Viewing Child Pornography · · Score: 1

    If fear of knocks at the door hasn't kept him away, why would lesser reasons?

  7. Re:parts of that seem ok to me on Israel Passes Photoshop Law To Combat Anorexia · · Score: 1

    I was amazed to learn that a good percentage of teen girls think that when a woman stands with her feet together, her thighs shouldn't touch. Why?

    News flash: they shouldn't quite. Especially while wearing shoes. Also, dat gap.

    And, even worse, most of them thing Marylin Monroe was fat!

    Another news flash: there were times in her career when she was distinctly overweight. Or pudgy. Or fat. Or whatever you want to call it. I call it overweight.

  8. She's cute. And the photo reveals her tummy. Yummy tummy.

  9. Re:The Avengers is a bad movie to pirate on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    Which half?

  10. Re:Why I go to the Cinema on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    Age and hourly rate?

  11. Re:They still don't get it. on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    Not quite. I'm ABLE to see the movie EVEN IF I can't afford it. The MPAA is ENTITLED to my money if I want to see the movie EVEN THOUGH they have no way of forcing me to pay them. So ... neener neener.

  12. Re:Um on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    Why on earth would I be wearing underwear? I have blinds on my windows, nobody can see me.

  13. Re:Pirated and still paid for tickets on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    I really don't understand sex before marriage, especially if you're engaged and your honeymoon is six months away. What is the appeal?

  14. Damn... on Israel Passes Photoshop Law To Combat Anorexia · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking that "Photoshop Law" meant they would photoshop too-thin models to make them look a little healthier. Then I went and RTFS and spoiled everything...

  15. On the contrary, she sounds like a great date on The Avengers: Why Pirates Failed To Prevent a Box Office Record · · Score: 1

    As long as the groping doesn't wake her up...

  16. My room is already lit by LED light: on Philips Releases 100W-Equivalent LED Bulb, Runs On Just 23 Watts · · Score: 1

    The cool blue glow from the computer screen and keyboard backlights. (Keyboard dims on inactivity - such as when I have a movie full-screen. It'd be nice if they'd open the driver to that so that the movie player could control the keyboard backlight, but I can't complain too much.)

    Yeah, there are a few CFLs hanging from the ceiling in the middle of the room, but I rarely turn them on. I'm not sure if one of them works (sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't). I try to just avoid turning them on because short on-off cycles are hell on CFL bulbs.

  17. Re:Same for sex on Symantec: Religious Sites "Riskier Than Porn For Viruses" · · Score: 1

    Let's read that article:
    Catholic: no artificial contraception, but allows natural family planning (ie. no nookie while ovulating)

    FWIW I've met Catholics who taught against all forms of "perverted" sex, where "perverted" means "not for the purposes of procreation".

    So, according to them, that meant beastiality, pedophilia, homosexuality, masturbation, and contraception, including what you referred to as "natural family planning". Basically, to summarize their position, if you're having any form of sex without the express intent of making a Catholic baby, you're perverting God's design for sex.

  18. They didn't "kill his dog" on Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize · · Score: 3, Informative

    They killed one of his eleven dogs (three of which attacked them). They also arrested three of his four security guards for not having the proper license to work as private security in Belize.

    But hey, the more I read about the guy, the more I dislike him.

    He created the McAfee antivirus, which alone is enough to take pleasure in his misfortune.

    He has a 17-year-old girlfriend. Don't get me wrong. I think it's perfectly okay for a 66-year-old guy to have a 17-year-old girlfriend, as long as 66-year-old guy is me, when I'm 66.

    He fled the U.S., tried to renounce his citizenship, etc. etc. etc. to escape from 5 civil suits that have been brought against him.

    He moved to some third-world tax haven country where he thought the U.S. wouldn't be able to reach him (or his money).

    He greased a few palms like he was supposed to do, then he got uppity and decided he wasn't going to give this one gentleman any money because, you know, he'd already given a million dollars to the police department.

    He has ELEVEN dogs. In most cities in the U.S., that itself would be illegal. He hired four security guards, 3 of whom were unlicensed.

    And then when the shit hit the fan, he started crying to the American Embassy to get rescued. Excuse me? Is he an American citizen or isn't he?

  19. Re:Too Often, Killed His Dog on Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize · · Score: 1

    He'd probably be okay with killing your dog, but taking a large knitting needle to a dead dog's right eye socket would cross the line for most cops, I think.

  20. Re:The studios send reel-to-reel films to the troo on WW2 Vet Sent 300,000 Pirated DVDs To Troops In Iraq, Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    Right. They'd have probably been raped, since men are the only ones who can't control their urges.

  21. Re:Other "adult" activities on British MPs Propose Censoring Internet By Default · · Score: 1

    The difference between sex and politics is learning about politics does not make you want to participate in it.

    And if it does, you are one sick fuck.

  22. Re:While we're all accidental... on GIMP Core Mostly Ported to GEGL · · Score: 1

    Christ, I still giggle that MS called one of their poorest OS's "WinCE". That isn't rude, and it certainly wasn't intentional, but it's still an unfortunate name for them to have picked.

    I'm holding out for a WinCE-ST edition.

  23. Re:Anti-Gay? on EA Defends Itself Against Thousands of Anti-Gay Letters · · Score: 1

    No, but I've been in a few men's bathrooms that didn't, either. And I've been in buildings where a men's bathroom was temporarily repurposed as a women's bathroom. They didn't seem to mind the standing up toilet thing (it's called a urinal), sort of like I wouldn't mind the little trash can in the stall. For that matter, most of them have probably wondered what it'd be like to try to use one, if not actually tried using one.

  24. Re:Anti-Gay? on EA Defends Itself Against Thousands of Anti-Gay Letters · · Score: 1

    And mens and womens bathrooms are separate for legitimate reasons, for one because we have different needs when it comes to toiletry.

    The only thing I've seen in a women's bathroom that was legitimately different than in a men's bathroom is the little trash can in each toilet stall. And, regardless of their gender, most people have a trash can in their home bathroom anyway.

    Also the mens bathroom to a man is equivalent to the womens bathroom for a woman, but the bathrooms for blacks where inferior.

    Ah, the separate-but-equal argument.

  25. Re:Anti-Gay? on EA Defends Itself Against Thousands of Anti-Gay Letters · · Score: 1

    If whites can only use the bathroom designated for whites, and blacks can only use the bathroom designated for blacks (for example), it is racist.

    Similarly to if a man can only use a men's bathroom, and a woman can only use a women's bathroom, it is... wait, what is it?