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Symantec: Religious Sites "Riskier Than Porn For Viruses"

First time accepted submitter kongshem writes "According to Symantec's annual Internet Security Threat Report, religious and ideological websites have far more security threats per infected site than adult/pornographic sites. Why is that? Symantec's theory: 'We hypothesize that this is because pornographic Web site owners already make money from the Internet and, as a result, have a vested interested in keeping their sites malware-free — it's not good for repeat business,'"

343 comments

  1. JEBUS will protect me! by RandomAdam · · Score: 5, Funny

    But jebus will protect me so I don't need your silly anti-virus

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    Sometimes a sig doesn't have to be funny!!
    1. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There have been many empires in world history that invested in religion.

      Those investments are now nice tourist sites.

      Go Jebus!

    2. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      > But jebus will protect me so I don't need your silly anti-virus
      Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

    3. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by martin-boundary · · Score: 0

      No he won't. But that's ok, because you're a sinner, and so you deserve all the viruses you're getting.

    4. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was going to say something along the same lines "that users feel safer" [in the house of their lord].

      But I was also going to say "uhm... you think churches DON'T make money?!" They make LOTSA... tax-free money.

    5. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The sad part is you aren't far from reality, but the reality is "I have jebus so I don't need to understand anything like technology" which as someone who has worked with religious charities I can tell you that most of the people there have less understanding of even basic tech than your average 6th grader. I hate to say it but that whole thing about religious being "sheep"? kinda accurate. I mean shit I hadn't had to deal with in years, basic info like "Hey don't go around opening attachments from people you don't know" or "Don't just download any old program from some bunch you've never heard of and run it". That is why I don't do those types of charities anymore, instead giving older units to poor families because at least I don't have to treat them like someone who has never seen a PC and can simply give them a few basic rules and not have to worry about the machine getting trashed.

      I wouldn't be a bit surprised if those websites were cooked up by somebody's cousin in Dreamweaver just as a favor and handed over to some deacon who knows absolutely nothing about websites other than how to change the content. For some reason religious types and tech? Do NOT go together.

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    6. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But I was also going to say "uhm... you think churches DON'T make money?!" They make LOTSA... tax-free money.

      Very true, but their website is not how they make their money. TFS made it clear that porn sites "already make money from the Internet and, as a result, have a vested interested in keeping their sites malware-free." If churches used a 'pay to pray' web model they too would be more inclined to make sure their websites were clean.

      About a month ago one of my clients got infected by going to their church's website. I was able to verify it simply by going to the church's home page with the browser agent set to any Windows browser (instead of as a Mac).

    7. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Funny

      > But jebus will protect me so I don't need your silly anti-virus Jesus answered him, âoeIt is also written: âDo not put the Lord your God to the test.'"

      Why would I want to test Linus?

    8. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      No he won't. But that's ok, because you're a sinner, and so you deserve all the viruses you're getting.

      God only worked like that in the old testament.

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    9. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by smpoole7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love how these threads immediately devolve into endless religion-bashing.

      I haven't read the actual article, only the summary and the (few) comments here that leave the silly religion-bashing and actually try to figure out what's going on. It's actually quite simple: organizations which take their Web presence seriously will have full-time staff devoted to maintaining it properly -- be they porn, religious, political, or otherwise.

      Smaller organizations will try to "roll their own" -- and I'll bet some of them are running ancient IIS or Apache installs that have never been patched. Or, if their Web presence isn't vital to them (they've only got a Website because someone told them they needed one), and especially if they're with a small-time ISP or hosting provider that only checks and patches once a year, then yes, they're going to be attacked.

      It's really quite simple.

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      Cogito, igitur comedam pizza.
    10. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but this is exactly what every comment before you just stated: small religious websites arent as motivated to keep their sites clean.

    11. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by nhat11 · · Score: 0

      Yea it's ok to joke around but when it comes down to mindless bashing (religion, MAC, whatever) for no reason besides your own biased views, it only makes you look like a hypocrite and a jerk.

    12. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Also, although "The Church" makes money from donations, often a lot doesn't go to the individual parishes. A lot of money gets funneled up to the top, and a not insignificant amount (in the better churches) goes to help people in need either in the community, or in missions abroad. Church websites, especially just the ones for you local parish are often just run by people in the parish who have just enough knowledge to get it up and running, but don't have the time or expertise to maintain it, and ensure it is secure. The porn sites have a vested interest in ensuring that their website is malware free, so that people will return (people with viruses on their computer tend to use them less, especially if they are infected to the point of not working). I would also even go so far as to posit that the porn sites they did find with malware had it there intentionally, and were only using porn as a method to lure people to the site. Although I would think that setting up a religious site to do the same would be almost as effective.

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    13. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are so caught up in stereotypes they can't see straight, a lot of the posts here sound a lot like Archie Bunker would sound like if Archie was an IT guy and anti-religion.

      The average church membership is about 150 people. Average giving is about $1,000 per per per year so $150K per church annual. Maintaining a large building and basic church staff on that kind of income is pretty difficult so the possibility of hiring a full time webmaster or even any kind of professional webmaster is pretty small. Most churches will have "roll your own" websites using companies like Godaddy, or even cheaper companies. The webmaster will be someone the church thinks of as computer literate and that person will build a site that probably is not very professional, ignoring bandwidth and pretty much every basic rule of web mastering.

    14. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most small religious websites do not have the resources or the skill sets to keep it clean. Here is how it works... Someone from the youth ministry (probably age 14-16) setups the web site for the church. They keep it going for a year. Then they graduate, start other activities and the web site just kinda sits there. Someone may be skilled to keep the data up to date but no one ever really knows how to maintain a website. The box runs and collect dust unpatched until it gets hit with viruses and worms. No one knows there is a problem or how to fix it.

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    15. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't see to much mindless bashing on the Media Access Control. However I am not a big fan that companies buy big blocks of them. It hinders security as the viable MAC address is known and they can figure out what company owns the network card, which could be used for company based attacks.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    16. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so do companies in Nevada...

    17. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by sorak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There have been many empires in world history that invested in religion.

      Those investments are now nice tourist sites.

      Go Jebus!

      Praising religion for the monuments is like praising the mafia for inspiring good movies.

    18. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither a spammer, nor a spammee be. Installuth thine firewall and updateth thine anti-virus. Posteth not in all caps and makuth thine attachments not too large. Posteth not of cats and frivolity, for they are the forsaken ones. Have patience with thine elders, for they knoweth not the secrets of machines. If thee are in a forum, and are flamed upon, thee may flamuth back.

      So the Lord said. Amen.

    19. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praising religion for the monuments is like praising the mafia for inspiring good movies.

      Only if the mafia paid to have the movie made... (Which is possible, I suppose.)

    20. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Of course, with shared hosting at reputable providers available for $10 a month there's no reason for anybody to be running out of date apache/iis installations. There's no reason to go with the terrible hosting provider at $4 vs. paying $10 for a good one.

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    21. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you haven't been in a Church in awhile. If anything, there is too much technology in Church. They're trying to appeal to the MTV generation, so there is audio, video, computer controlled lighting, etc.

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    22. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      You are correct, and the summary itself is flamebait, but apparently almost everybody here has not read the fine summary which says that they have more security threats "per infected site" than porn sites. That is a mostly meaningless measurement. For all we know, only one religious site was infected, but it had 3 viruses, whereas every single porn site in the world is infected, but only averaged two viruses.
      Maybe the article itself gives some more meaningful information, but the summary is either purposely or or perhaps not purposely, poorly written, and whether it is from malice or idiocy, does not lend itself to making me want to read the article.

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    23. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by hackula · · Score: 2

      I guess G-d saw the error of his ways and repented.

    24. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, Mod. That was clever.

    25. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by hackula · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think it depends on the type of church, but being in the south, I can definitely say that its true for the nondenoms and baptists around here. They might not have gold chairs like the catholics, but their sound systems are not far from it. Many of the ones around here have $500k+ sound systems. The big nondenominational in my city is like walking into a damn mall (When you have a sign pointing to the food court or the coffeeshop in your church, something is getting weird). In Atlanta there is one that might as well be an airport terminal. It has and entire self contained Chucky Cheese style play place inside of it. Watch, 2000 years from now everyone will be waiting for the second coming of Cheezus of Nazareth, the giant, holy, pizza-loving rat.

    26. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess I'll have to RTFA, because I've never seen a church site with ads. How is this malware getting into the sites in the first place?

      When you say "you think churches DON'T make money" you raise a valid point. There are churches, and there are "churches". I wouldn't doubt for a minute that you might get infected by visiting a certain Baptist church in Florida, you know, the one that openly sins at soldiers' funerals.

      I'm pretty sure that many clergy are in fact in it for the money. I've always said "never trust a preacher who wears a necktie" because the tie is the symbol of wealth and power, which is mostly what Jesus preached against. If the preacher is wearing a $4000 suit, you listen to him at peril of your very soul.

      Then there are churches like the one I attend. It's a big, rich church, but I don't see any of its clergy driving Escalades or wearing expensive clothing. The money mostly goes to the poor, and that's the poor everywhere. Much goes to Africa, but that's because so much of that continent is so impoverished.

      Last Christmas they donated two weeks worth of groceries to any family who had a child or children in Harvard Park Elementary, the grade school in the poorest part of town, because those kids don't look forward to Christmas. Christmas is when they don't get the government-funded school lunches, and those kids normally go hungry on Christmas break.

      Contrast that with Pat Robertson's church... yeah, some churches are scams. "Beware wolves in sheep's clothing."

    27. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by operagost · · Score: 1

      What about the ideological sites? Is Debbie Wasserman Schultz going to scare off Trojan horses with her hair?

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    28. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I see you've never read the new testament. You don't have to pay for sin, sin's price was paid in blood by an innocent man. All you have to do is repent those sins and accept that innocent man's sacrifice.

      You've probably never read a single word of the bible, not just the new testament. Most bible thumpers I know don't read the bible they thump. I had an argument with a former girlfriend when I mentioned that Jesus went to hell when he died, and she was outraged.

      A month ago she called and apologized, seems a preacher showed her the text I had referred to.

    29. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you worked for a small business before? It has nothing to do with being "religious types". It has to do with focusing on the non-IT stuff and not being educated. Small businesses have the same problem for the same reason: lots of really busy people wearing multiple hats who don't have time for IT. Maybe you didn't intend on sounding bigoted-- and being anti-religious on Slashdot is a virtue-- but you do.

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    30. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by hillbluffer · · Score: 1

      Some religious groups do understand technology, and are using it appropriately http://tech.lds.org/

    31. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by smpoole7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > "I have jebus so I don't need to understand anything like technology"

      You know, I normally ignore comments like this, because this is arguably off-topic. Besides, you have a right to believe as you wish, and I will defend that right. But this time, I'm going to make an exception.

      It actually amuses me the number of people who insist that belief in God automatically prevents critical thinking. Or, as you imply here, that religious people are happy to be "ignorant." (Or whatever.) ANY large group of people, however you sort them, will contain a preponderance of "sheeple" (to use the most common perjorative) who are happy to let others tell them what to believe. That has ALWAYS been true.

      But there are plenty of us who believe very strongly in God and admire His design in nature and want to learn more about it. Those who think this is impossible -- sorry, but I'm going to say it anyway: just because YOU are incapable of simultaneously imagining the existence of a higher power and engaging in rational, critical thinking, don't assume that everyone is as narrowminded and limited as YOU.

      Of the millions of examples that I could give, I'll provide one: St. Jude's Hospital right up the road from me in Memphis. Many of the doctors and researchers there are devout believers in God, and yet they rigorously apply the scientific method to their research. They don't just pray and sing when sick kids come from treatment, they throw everything in their medical arsenal at that poor child. Further, their SCIENTIFIC research is directly credited with lowering (again, just one example of many) the survival rates of certain types of leukemia in just a few short decades. In the 70's, a child diagnosed with one of these illnesses died, period. Nowadays, the survival rates are over 90%.

      All because these *BELIEVING* doctors -- people who actually (*gasp*) believe in God, no less -- are perfectly capable of applying rational, critical thinking to research and methodology. Imagine that. :)

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    32. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Our designer, who art in Portland,
      Hallowed be thy kernel
      Thy system build,
      Thy will be built,
      On ours, as it is on yours,
      Give us this day our daily patch,
      And forgive us our errors,
      As we forgive them that introduce theirs,
      And lead us not into closed software,
      But deliver us from non-freedom,
      For thine is the kernel, the sources, the glory,
      For ever and ever,
      Amen.

    33. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by yodleboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      "research is directly credited with lowering (again, just one example of many) the survival rates of certain types of leukemia"

      Well that doesn't sound very nice. Not sure I'd want to see survival rates LOWERED...

    34. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Dear fellow Christ follower:

      This is the Amish computer virus. As we do not use computers and not even electricity, we ask that you send this message to 100 different people, then type fdisk c: into a DOS box on your Windows computer.

      Your brother in Christ,
      Amos

    35. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      For some reason religious types and tech? Do NOT go together.

      I see you've never been to my church. It's more high tech than my workplace. However, you're probably right about most. If the choir is a little off-key, the web site might not be any better.

      I shake my head every time I go down 6th street to Wal Mart and past the Berean baptist church advertising their web site, berean.biz. That .biz for a CHURCH boggles my mind.

    36. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Or, as you imply here, that religious people are happy to be "ignorant."

      Without meaning to be abusive or disrespectful, I will gently suggest that the core tenet of atheism is that it is impossible to be religious if you are a critical thinker. So, while belief in God may not prevent critical thinking, it IS evidence that there is one area of your life where you are actively NOT critically thinking.

      The evidence is that religious people are in indeed happy to be ignorant/deluded.

      I know, my world view versus yours and all that. But that is what the dynamic is.

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    37. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Agreed

      They need to download the new limewire and install Anti Virus 2012 to keep their PCs safe!

      Then you can sell them a new computer when their old ones appear mysteriously slow for some odd reason

    38. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by poity · · Score: 2

      Modified old joke:

      Guy gets viruses on his computer -- botnet, porn downloader, everything. A co-worker comes by and offers to install anti-virus. He says "no thanks I'll trust Jesus." So he keeps working, ignoring the porn pop-ups, when a friend drops by and offers to install Linux. He says "no thanks I'll trust Jesus." So he just copes with it until his boss sees his screen full of porn ads and fires him. He loses his house, his wife, everything, and dies penniless in the gutters. When he finally sees Jesus he says "hey Jesus why didn't you help me out back there?", to which Jesus replies "dude I sent guys with anti-virus and linux"

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    39. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by idontgno · · Score: 0, Troll

      Irony: holding a faith-based belief that another's faith-based beliefs are evidence of intellectual inferiority because they're faith-based.

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    40. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't date religious people. Their irrationality inevitably causes trouble down the line when you can't talk through a conflict because the conflict isn't reality-based.

    41. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It isn't that belief in god prevents critical thinking, it is that some people use their belief as a reason to never have to apply any critical thinking. I have met more than a couple people who are like ones the GP describes, and not just related to computers. They don't take the time to understand anything, and their justification is "Jesus will protect me," or "Jesus will provide." They seems to think if they just pray hard enough, believe enough, that's all they have to do and an invisible parent will take care of everything.

      It really is a childish, in the literal sense, view. As a child, you see your parents as the ones who will protect you and make things right. "Dad will protect me," is something kids can say and mean it, and children count on their parents to bail them out if they get themselves in a situation they can't solve (which is why abusive and negligent parents are so harmful to development).

      That is usually something people slowly grow out of. As they are exposed to the world they start to understand that they have to be responsible for themselves, that nobody else is going to be there to protect them or look out for their self interest in all cases, so they have to take responsibility for themselves and their own life.

      However some people never grow out of the mentality. It isn't their parents, but something else, religion sometimes, that they see as the parental figure that will take responsibility for things when they can't or won't.

    42. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      Hah! Typo alert. Obviously, I meant, RAISED the survival rates (or, LOWERED the death rate).

      Heh. Thanks.

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    43. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't usually reply to religious talk, but analytical thinking is something that most religious people lack... or they wouldn't believe in an invisible fairy in the sky, an immaculate conception, etc. People are fooled because they want to believe in something, i.e. "religion is the opiate of the masses". Although I feel pity for your child-mind, there's not much I can do to educate an adult who has been indoctrinated into the cult of religion already. That's regrettable, but it's tolerable so long as you keep your beliefs to yourself and don't bother the rest of us with your drivel. So do us a favor and keep your religion private, as your Bible has commanded you to do. Or seeing that you're from the Memphis, Tennessee area, go watch Deliverance one more time or dress up in some Confederate garb and re-enact a war you lost, I don't care. Christ -on-a-stick, I unfortunately lived in that area for a few years and couldn't wait to get back to civilization!

      In the meantime, here's an informative article for you. I hope the big words aren't too much: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/04/study-of-the-day-even-the-religious-lose-faith-when-they-think-critically/256402/

    44. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the aztecs may have cut out the beating hearts of slaves on the tops of their temples. But man, the temples look awesome!

    45. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      Funny how religion bashing means making jokes about religious people. Meanwhile, religious people are busy saying everyone else is going to hell, judging everyone, and passing legislation to limit our rights. I guess the difference is humor, so here, this is not religion-bashing.

      Religions are illogical and dangerous. Theyre generally hypocritical by their own standards, so its not that much of a suprise that they're irresponsible with their computer security. Curbing their influence on modern society is in our best interests.

    46. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      WOOSH!

    47. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 1

      I don't have any mod points, but I want to say thank you. Parent should most definitely get modded up insightful.

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    48. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

      And most /.ers will acknowledge this in a discussion on any topic other than religion. It's the one agreed target around here where you can guaranteed get modded up for bashing and down for defending, never mind logic, evidence, ethic, etc. The real irony is that it is the self-proclaimed champions of logic, science and evidence that engage and promote this type of blind bashing.

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    49. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus didn't go to hell when he died.

      He "preached to the spirits in prison", whatever that means (1 Pet. 3:19). It doesn't say they were human spirits, it doesn't say they were dead human's spirits, and it doesn't say that they were in hell. And he did that "by the Spirit", if that helps.

      There is nothing that would indicate that Jesus went to a place known as hell. His body went into the grave; "descended into the abyss", in the Apostles' Creed - this is NOT a statement that "he descended into hell", as it is often wrongly translated. His spirit went to paradise, as he told the thief on the cross (Luke 23:43).

      He was in literal, actual hell when he was separated from God the Father, before he died, but that was not the place known as hell, the lake of fire prepared for the devil and his angels, into which nonbelievers will be cast after the final judgement, the "second death" (Rev. 20:14-15). And there is also an implied place of sleep or rest, where souls are awaiting that final judgement; whether or not Jesus went there is unclear, but from a scope which is outside of time itself and in which time is largely irrelevant, I'm not sure it even matters. Being asleep implies being unaware of the passage of time.

    50. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how are you going to confirm/refute assumptions about religion without proper testing?

    51. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this on fb..it was pretty cool:

      If you use the label "God" to describe anything outside the perceivable universe, you'll be able to communicate reasonably well with anyone using one of the common definitions of "God" Just think of the perceivable universe as the bubble in which we live, and God as whatever lies outside that bubble. You can find many firm atheists and devout monotheists who readily accept this definition.

      Using this concept, most religious debates distill down to an argument of: "What gives a bubble its shape: the stuff on the inside or the stuff on the outside?" It's a moot point.

    52. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not about "simultaneously imagining the existence of a higher power and engaging in rational, critical thinking..." It is that anyone who is a rational and critical thinker cannot possibly believe the Christian bible. There are too many factual inaccuracies and contradictions for any reasonable person not to say "Whoa, whoever wrote this didn't have their shit together... This can't be from a higher power."

      I am agnostic and am fully capable of believing in a god, but am also smart enough to know that the bible is a hoax. It can't be true.

      It is YOU that have disregarded all rational thought to believe in something so ridiculous, be it out of fear or desperate desire for higher meaning.

    53. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Pausanias · · Score: 2

      Every religion has its plusses and minuses; you can't divorce the monumental genius of Bach from his Christian faith.

      Religion is responsible for atrocities as well as brilliant works of art. It depends if the people in question listened to the hate side or to the love side. Just like everything else in life.

    54. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what cron is for?

    55. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by rm0659 · · Score: 1

      bach would still have been a genius, even if he'd been an atheist.

    56. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by ChatHuant · · Score: 2

      bach would still have been a genius, even if he'd been an atheist.

      Yeah, but who'd want to listen to a cantata named "A Mighty Fortress is Our Random Fluctuation of the Continuum"?

    57. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I had an argument with a former girlfriend when I mentioned that Jesus went to hell when he died

      The ability of Jesus to go to hell depends on your definition of hell. E.g. in Orthodox theology (and Catholics also seem to be leaning that way these days), hell is not a place, it's a state of the sinner who is in God's presence (whereas for the saint, that same exact presence is heaven). From that perspective, seeing as Jesus is God, he certainly can't be in hell in his own presence.

    58. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      You're probably not a Calvinist, or you wouldn't propose such a controversial interpretation.

    59. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

      Funny. Most religious people i know have barely read the bible (except the safe bits that their priest has told them to read), and most bible-thumpers i know have read it cover-to-cover.... or at least the parts involving adultery, rape, incest, sodomy and other naughty bits. The god approved genocides are a laugh as well. I do recommend taking LSD before reading Revelations though, puts you in the same state of mind as the author must have been.

    60. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A deep revelation lies there; our religions sole ultimate function is to produce nice tourist sites.

    61. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably not a Calvinist...

      No, I'm more of a Hobbesist.

    62. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really thing it's appropriate to use Java and .NET?

    63. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by EricTheO · · Score: 0

      I was going to say something along the same lines "that users feel safer" [in the house of their lord].

      But I was also going to say "uhm... you think churches DON'T make money?!" They make LOTSA... tax-free money.

      http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/news/us/family-battle-offers-look-inside-lavish-tv-ministry-634539/

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    64. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He built the place, all of it, heaven, hell, the universe, time, space, dimention. He holds the keys. He can go any damned where he wants.

    65. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell is a place of separation from God. It is also a state of (spiritual) separation from God, regardless of one's physical location.

      Humanity is in a self-created state of hell, in one sense, because our sin separates us from God. Christ's sacrifice redeemed us from that curse, of course. However, Christ himself on the cross "became" sin, and God the Father rejected him - Jesus was separated from God at that point, in a literal state of hell more real than any of us will ever feel it, since we haven't experienced the intimate relationship with God that Jesus had up to that point.

      He did not, however, go to the place called Hell, a place of flame and torment which was prepared for the devil and his angels, and which is eternally separated from God by a "great gulf", as told to the rich man (Luke 16:26).

      There are other words that are sometimes translated "hell", but which are not referring to that place of torment; e.g. the word in the Apostle's Creed is often translated "hell" but actually means Sheol, the pit, the abyss - the grave, the place of non-existence where one's spirit goes and is basically "asleep" until the last judgement, when all men's spirits will be called to account for their works. As I posted elsewhere, it isn't apparent whether Jesus' spirit went to this place; it's not really relevant anyway, since it exists more as an explanation for how a spirit is called from the point of death to the point of judgement with no sense of passing through the intervening time. It's more as an apology to our own limitations than anything else. To an extra-time being it would simply be obvious that the spirit passed from one point in time to another.

    66. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much been my observation. If they read any of it, it's the worst parts of the old testament, which the new testament supersedes anyway.

    67. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not.

    68. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. There is no "where" to go from that POV. To enter hell, Jesus would have to somehow become a sinner himself, in his own eyes no less. Can a God do that? Even if he can, would he?

    69. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It actually amuses me the number of people who insist that belief in God automatically prevents critical thinking. Or, as you imply here, that religious people are happy to be "ignorant."

      But there are plenty of us who believe very strongly in God and admire His design in nature and want to learn more about it. Those who think this is impossible -- sorry, but I'm going to say it anyway: just because YOU are incapable of simultaneously imagining the existence of a higher power and engaging in rational, critical thinking, don't assume that everyone is as narrowminded and limited as YOU.

      It actually amuses me the number of people who insist that belief in vampires automatically prevents critical thinking. Or, as you imply here, that vampire hunters people are happy to be "ignorant."

      But there are plenty of us who believe very strongly in Dracula and admire His Dark Lordship and want to learn more about it. Those who think this is impossible -- sorry, but I'm going to say it anyway: just because YOU are incapable of simultaneously imagining the existence of a blood-sucking ghoul and engaging in rational, critical thinking, don't assume that everyone is as narrowminded and limited as YOU.

    70. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything in the bible that supports that POV.

    71. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Orthodox Church, like Catholic, is not "sola scriptura" - it relies on the Church Tradition as well as the Scripture, to the extent the former does not contradict the latter. So Orthodox doctrine of hell is based largely on the interpretation of the Scripture by the Church Fathers.

    72. Re:JEBUS will protect me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They hack in and place their own scripts into the website in question. WTFBBQ

      What is wrong with people? Has it really gotten to the point where the unwashed masses believe that ads are the only way to deliver malware?

  2. Solution by MrEricSir · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the problem is that porn sites are more heavily monetized, that means the religions need to catch up. They could offer all kinds of services online for a price -- even eternal salvation.

    Some religions already offer this, of course. Looks like a good deal to me!

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    1. Re:Solution by djl4570 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not like the Jesus racket isn't heavily monetized. Between 1997 and 2004 they shook my mother down for north of thirty grand a few hundred dollars at a time. Multiply that by the number of middle class eighty year old widows out there and you reveal a huge pool of elderly marks. Send them solicitations that look like bills and profit. There's a reason that some folks referred to PTL as Pass the Loot. The sites in question do not have a deep well of technical aptitude to draw from. People with the critical thinking skills necessary to perform well in information technology have outgrown any need for invisible friends.

    2. Re:Solution by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some religions?

      I dare you to tell me a single religion that has not used to made money from the stup... believers.

      Best scam ever, if you tell the victims about it they become mad at you.

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    3. Re:Solution by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      I refer you to the concept of "Pardoner" in the mediaeval RC church.

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    4. Re:Solution by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Already done. You just have to tell people that you have worked out from the bible when the world is going to end and they just send you money..

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    5. Re:Solution by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      People with the critical thinking skills necessary to perform well in information technology have outgrown any need for invisible friends.

      Yes, but not the need for money from invisible strangers.

    6. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have to understand this first:

      Ministries do not have to report profits (in the U.S).
      They are a larger industry than the p0rn industry - sadly this is very true.

      I'm sure that there are sincere ministry people out there - because they
      don't see the wealth of their "leaders" at the top. An exception is Family Radio,
      which seems to have been bankrupt by Camping (I noticed some of their radio
      stations have disappeared).

      I knew someone who flew. He was telling me about all of the private jets these
      ministries own - they avoid large airports and use the smaller out-of-the-way
      locations. They dress like men in black. I kid not. The Bakers' "ministry" is
      alive and well - though they're not at the top any more, the "ministry" they started
      is worth in the hundreds of millions. Same with all of the other "ministries". Very sad.

    7. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Multiply that by the number of middle class eighty year old widows out there and you reveal a huge pool of elderly marks. Send them solicitations that look like bills and profit."

      Alzheimer's a bitch.

    8. Re:Solution by cduffy · · Score: 2

      I dare you to tell me a single religion that has not used to made money from the stup... believers.

      The less-organized ones might be a place to start on that. Some of my good friends identify as Dischordians -- if you believe Dischordianism literally you're explicitly Doing It Wrong, but there is a gestalt to be from the same, making it able to be reasonably interpreted as something more than the joke it appears on its face. (Also, having a religion which can only be adhered to if one is able to grok non-literal subtext filters out a certain element in the populace... one which I think you may be taking to be the entire set of religious adherents).

      I have another close friend who closely adheres to a niche religion the original form of which predates Christianity substantially. Inasmuch as there are physical objects involved in its practice (garb, totems), money may change hands from those with the skill to create them themselves and those that can't (and she's just as often a member of the former set)... but frankly, I'm not sure that that's evidence of a scam: There's no promise of salvation or threat of hellfire; in short, no coercion that isn't present in someone spending their money on saltwater aquariums or homebrewing. What makes a freely-chosen, noncoercive religion a "scam" when a freely-chosen, noncoercive hobby isn't?

      Notably, both of these religions generally don't require or support prostelyzation, which doesn't quite fit to your thesis, either -- a good money-making scam encourages people to rope in their friends and children, too, right?

      There's more in heaven and earth, Horatio...

    9. Re:Solution by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Of course it is really funny that a lot of these Protestant Christian religions are doing the same things the Catholic Church did centuries ago, that caused them to break away from the church.

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    10. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      LDS church. Yes the church makes money, but nobody gets paid -- it all goes toward building more structures and maintaining the current ones

    11. Re:Solution by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Discordianism.

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      E pluribus sanguinem
    12. Re:Solution by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I'll grant you that Discordianism is probably the only free religion in the world. Even Pastafarianism recommends purchasing or renting a pirate costume at least once. The main text of Discordianism, the Principia Discordia, is available for free online these days. Even the official game of the religion, Sink, requires nothing more than a recycled object, a lake, and mud to play.

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    13. Re:Solution by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Guess it's time for another reformation. I wonder if they can get it done in less than 131 years this time.

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    14. Re:Solution by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      AA and NA? But I'm not sure those religions don't make money....

    15. Re:Solution by JazzLad · · Score: 0

      And humanitarian efforts.

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    16. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And lobbying. And advertising for anti-gay initiatives.

    17. Re:Solution by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Quakers, Jehova's Witness, and Mormons are all churches without paid clergy. Sometimes the janitors gets paid.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    18. Re:Solution by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In other words, it goes towards advancing the Church agenda, which is something the members should be in agreement with.

    19. Re:Solution by samwichse · · Score: 1

      The only truth is the lies found in the Books of Bokonon.

      Sam

  3. Religion by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First they infect the children. Then they infect the computer.
    Luckily a little bit of reading usually helps with the disinfection process.

    1. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, a little reading helps with disinfection, for example:

      The Quotations from Chairman Mao

      Dialectical and Historical Materialism (Stalin)

      These guys had the same ideals as you, eradicate religion from the minds of the feeble people.

    2. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't like religion? COMMUNIST SOCIALIST HITLER!

      Really, that's what you've boiled this shit down to now?

    3. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No need to start comparison with Hitler. That one is debatable. Start with Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Enver Hoxha. They have a high score of 60 million or such. They can't debate that one, since it is written: religion is the opium of the people and inherently bad.

    4. Re:Religion by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I give you only one out of five troll-points. Too short, lacking in class.

    5. Re:Religion by jpapon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Right, because nobody has EVER died in the name of religion, right? I would venture to say that the number of people killed in the name of one god or another absolutely dwarfs the number of people killed by those attempting to end religion.

      Anyways, I don't mind religion being in the minds of the feeble people. I just mind those people being bale to dictate what I can do, and what my government does. Besides, the real problem isn't the flocks of idiots, it's the somewhat clever people leading those flocks.

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    6. Re:Religion by jpapon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, and millions of people have also died in the name of god... so that means Stalin and Mao are the same as *insert religious leader*, right? Just a slightly different message?

      Could it just be that murderers are bad, regardless of their religious beliefs? Saying that trying to limit the scope of religion is bad because of Stalin is the same as saying the teachings of Jesus are bad because of the Crusades & Inquisition. Both are simply stupid.

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    7. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes i can see how you are wise. However you got mod 2, and the idiot who said "first they infect the children" got a 5 Insightful. Because people are stupid, and given a fantastic leader like Cruciform, will do incredibly stupid things. Let's get this straight: it is not about the children, even if he mentions them.

    8. Re:Religion by kanweg · · Score: 1

      True but in exactly the same category as religion: Imposing an ideology on other people. We got rid of Stalin etc. But there are more ideologies to clean up. We do this by reason and education, stimulating people to check the facts (evolution, you name it).

      Bert
      As to Mao etc., these guys know that a powerhouse can destroy their power. So, of course a dictator will attack religion. You want gullible people to listen to you, not to others.

    9. Re:Religion by Fished · · Score: 0

      First they infect the children. Then they infect the computer.
      Luckily a little bit of reading usually helps with the disinfection process.

      Dude,

      Who do you think INVENTED the book? It sure as hell wasn't 19th century secularists.

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    10. Re:Religion by zyzko · · Score: 1

      Yes, those guys managed to kill quite a few people. I'm not going to count who is the worst in history, but the motives are the same. Power.

      Be it Mao, Stalin, Hitler, the "gods" of ancient Greece and Egypt, rulers of the middle times in Europe who sanctioned crusades, Osama on even G.W. Bush who himself declared that god has told what he must do - it is about power. And violence is a very effective way of showing that you have power. Religion - be it christian, muslim, or whatever else is just an excuse. And as a society in my opinion we should not give those who want power these excuses they can ride on.

      On on-topic note: Yey for porn sites getting their shit together, they are slowly realizing that condoms are in fact ok (after a few HIV breaks in porn valley, not that they have been *that* bad in the past but I think they should lead by example) - and even the better if they invest in web security for their clients also.

    11. Re:Religion by mikey1134 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um, Hitler was Roman Catholic...

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    12. Re:Religion by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Well ... some religions teach tolerance of others belief systems, so they have at least one up on you*.

      * I am not a religious person, but I am a spiritual one, and I can't prove they are right and I am wrong any more than you can.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    13. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They invented DRM, too. (restricting the copying of religious texts has been around for millenia)

      Porn, on the other hand, has always been the sign of freedom producing technologies. Woodblock printing was used for playing cards and porn. Gutenberg financed his bibles by printing secular documents and porn.

    14. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COMMUNIST SOCIALIST HITLER:

      Dude. That's the best punk band name ever!

    15. Re:Religion by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      It's much more complicated than this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Adolf_Hitler

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    16. Re:Religion by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      We got rid of Stalin etc.

      You didn't "got rid" of anything - Stalin died of old age. The only reason his successor didn't keep the ball of death rolling on "counter-revolutionaries" in the USSR was because after Lenin and Stalin, everyone else was too damned horrified by the results to even think about keeping that machine going. Still, from Khrushchev on, death still came fairly cheap in the USSR... it just happened on a slower and quieter scale. Only in the mid 1980s', during a rapid succession of leaders, did the insanity begin to come apart. The USSR lucked out when Gorbachev got the job - they finally got someone who was only half-competent at keeping things going, leading to the collapse of the power structure that had kept the whole thing going since 1917.

      OTOH, the USSR had touched off Mao's turn at it, as well as others such as Pol Pot, and even Kim Il Sung (whose recently-installed grandson is continuing that tradition even today).

      As for:

      these guys know that a powerhouse can destroy their power. So, of course a dictator will attack religion.

      Turns out you're not correct. All those folks I listed up there took their philosophies from Karl Marx, who explicitly wrote that religion was a "bourgeoisie" habit that had to go, and went out of his way to explain why. You are partially correct in that a religious infrastructure can make or break a leader. However, this is rarely the case (see also WWII Germany and Italy).

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    17. Re:Religion by hackula · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, religion AND nationalism are bad. Nice insight.

    18. Re:Religion by hackula · · Score: 1

      This argument is roughly as valid as the "jews killed jesus" argument. Also, Hitler was not an atheist. I do not think that many people at all have actually died from religion. Typically mass killing has a political motivation. Religion (one way or the other) is used as an alibi. Mao and Stalin were atheists, but do you think that they would not have killed anyone if they were not? It is much easier to imagine a different justification than a different action.

    19. Re:Religion by operagost · · Score: 0

      He was born into a Catholic family, but that clearly went out the window along with his youthful friendships with Jews.

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    20. Re:Religion by JWW · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the nice response.

      I just posted my comment in response to the tired old atheist line "Religion has killed more...."

      Its just not true.

      But as you and other responses have noted. Mass killings are much more political than they are religious. That is, in fact, the truth.

    21. Re:Religion by mikey1134 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree, the details of Hitlers views are hard to pin down. But I think that lumping him into a list of "atheist mass murderers" is extremely misleading. Aside from a few anecdotal accounts of skepticism, we have little reason to believe Hitler was not religious and many reasons (including his own statements) to believe that he was. These arguments are also beside the point, as there is a key difference between the three men listed above, and the religious zealots they are being compared to. The men above, whether atheist or not, did not do what they did because of atheism. They did not justify their actions by appealing to atheist teachings. Their religious beliefs can not be directly linked to their unspeakable actions. On the other hand, the abhorrent actions of the religious justified by, or taken "in defense of" their faith can.

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    22. Re:Religion by mikey1134 · · Score: 1

      It's far from clear that it went out the window, though. He professed to being a catholic even at the height of his power, and had even used the "Jews as Christ killers" line as part of the justification for his anti-semetic actions. He also took the swastika from the symbols all over the church where he was a choir boy. I personally wouldn't be shocked to find out that Hitler secretly doubted a religion with origins in ancient judaism, but I wouldn't say it was clear his belief went out the window.

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    23. Re:Religion by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Karl Marx, who explicitly wrote that religion was a "bourgeoisie" habit that had to go, and went out of his way to explain why

      Cool, at least he got something right.

    24. Re:Religion by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      You mean like how Christianity and Islam want to get rid of all the religions in favor of their own?
      Funny that both of your examples weren't about reason, but about replacing religion with a political system.

    25. Re:Religion by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      How many people do you know who claim to be followers of the bible that have actually read it? Good luck finding finding one that doesn't have a vested financial interest in it.
      The fastest way out of the religion is to actually read the book.

    26. Re:Religion by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Read the claims they make. Investigate their history. And then you realize you can prove they're wrong relatively easily.
      Omnipotent god? How is he surprised that Eve would eat an apple/fig.
      Whales have apartments in them for men to live in for three days?
      Talking donkeys?
      Stoning rape victims to death?
      Vicarious redemption?

      When the claims of a religion are both wrong and outright immoral they can be discounted.
      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      And why should religion get any more slack than someone's belief in leprechauns, the superiority of a sports team, or a political party? The belief in an afterlife or X deity?

      What does spiritual even mean? You could be talking crystals, astrology, or talking to dead Aunt Fanny. It's a fallback for "I'm not informed enough to have a position."

    27. Re:Religion by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      I agree, the details of Hitlers views are hard to pin down. But I think that lumping him into a list of "atheist mass murderers" is extremely misleading.

      "atheist mass murders" is misleading yes, on other hand "anticlerical mass murders" would be fine.

      Aside from a few anecdotal accounts of skepticism, we have little reason to believe Hitler was not religious and many reasons (including his own statements) to believe that he was.

      The question if he was religious is hard to answer because there are many very different definitions of "religious". Some people consider communism a political religion while others count only traditional religions. I think however most definitions will agree that Hitler was religious in a certain sense, calling him a roman catholic however is only formally true but very misleading imho.

      These arguments are also beside the point, as there is a key difference between the three men listed above, and the religious zealots they are being compared to. The men above, whether atheist or not, did not do what they did because of atheism. They did not justify their actions by appealing to atheist teachings. Their religious beliefs can not be directly linked to their unspeakable actions. On the other hand, the abhorrent actions of the religious justified by, or taken "in defense of" their faith can.

      Actually I think for Stalin and Mao this is not strictly true. They both killed a great number of priests and monks because they believed religion needs to be eradicated.

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    28. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think for Stalin and Mao this is not strictly true. They both killed a great number of priests and monks because they believed religion needs to be eradicated.

      Yes, but the reason they believed religion needed to be eradicated was not so much because they were atheists as that it was competition for the loyalties of the people they ruled over.

    29. Re:Religion by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

      Really? equating somebody's sacredly held beliefs to an infection is just being brushed off as "don't like"? You may want to read up on genocide and how it is the natural progression from intolerance.

      In north america at least, we believe in freedom of conscience and worship. This also means that you are free to not like religion. Where we tend to draw the line though is when you start persecuting others for their beliefs, and comparisons to Stalin, Mao, Hitler and other genocidal dictators are appropriate.

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    30. Re:Religion by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the reason they believed religion needed to be eradicated was not so much because they were atheists as that it was competition for the loyalties of the people they ruled over.

      This can be said for "religious" wars. Do you know any war where the rulers reason for participation was really religion and not power gain? However claiming religious reasons has often helped getting support by the people. But this also worked for Stalin and Mao, see e.g.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Militant_Atheists

      Also I think the power gain theory is not strictly true. When Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union in 1941 Stalin shut down the League of millitant godless, anti-religious periodicals and reopened churches to gain more support by the people. So for power gain the extremely antireligious activities were actually counterproductive and Stalin apparently knew this and continued until he felt he needed the support of religious people to not lose the war against Nazi-Germany.

      For Hitler power gain as motivation behind his antichurch activities sounds more like likely. He used antireligious persecution against religious entities which he could not control, changed the protestant church to the "German Christians" and tried to appear as regular Christian in public while his private opinions were different.

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    31. Re:Religion by jpapon · · Score: 1

      Mass killings are much more political than they are religious. That is, in fact, the truth.

      Political beliefs motivated, or justified, by religion, are indistinguishable from religious beliefs.

      Anyways, forget about the numbers. The point is, saying atheism is bad because of Stalin is just as invalid as saying Christianity is bad because of the Crusades, Inquisition, or many of the countless wars Catholics/Protestants waged on one another. Religion is fine, when kept to oneself. The problem is that most religions refuse to be a solitary thing, and only feel validated when they can be spread, and their values enforced, on others. Maybe that's because one person believing in an invisible all-powerful being that controls everything is a lunatic, while a billion people who believe the exact same thing are "the faithful".

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    32. Re:Religion by Fished · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not true. There were no restrictions on copying of religious texts in the early church that I'm aware of (and I would most likely know, since i have a Ph.D. in New Testament and Early Christian History) certainly not any based on "copyright" which didn't exist. Not saying it's impossible, but the reality is that the texts that didn't get copied, for the most part, weren't copied because nobody wanted to read them.

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    33. Re:Religion by Fished · · Score: 1

      I have a Ph.D. in New Testament, and a Masters of Theological Studies. I have read the Old and New Testament, in Hebrew and Greek, many times, and in fact read the Hebrew Bible twice a year (in English, 'cause my Hebrew sucks) and the New Testament 4 times a year. I also read books about the Bible (commentaries and the like) on an on-going basis, probably average twenty or so commentaries a year.

      I earn my money as a computer engineer (pay for theology professors sucks, and I'm very good at the computer gig) and have no fiduciary interest in the Bible.

      I also know plenty of religious people who, in fact, read through the Bible every year.

      Nice thing about your statement is that it's so easy to disprove, and it shows your bias for exactly what it is.

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    34. Re:Religion by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      The question isn't are they right about everything with regard to God, which I agree is extremely easily disproved. The question we are talking about is: is there a God. BTW - Dawkins says in Ben Steins documentary that we may have come from aliens who themselves had a creator.

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    35. Re:Religion by operagost · · Score: 1

      Hitler was born Catholic, and had Jewish friends when he was young. This is documented fact. I only hope that whoever modded me "Troll" chooses to enlighten himself before being allowed to moderate again.

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    36. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks that crusaders are bad regardless of their cause, be it religious extremism, political ideology, racial superiority or just plain jealousy.

  4. Same for sex by o'reor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's probably more risky to have sex with religious/bigot folks than pr0n actors.

    There, someone had to say it :-)

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    1. Re:Same for sex by Sasayaki · · Score: 2

      Fundamentalism is not sexually transmitted, it's generally passed from parent to child.

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    2. Re:Same for sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Children are sexually transmitted so there's a flaw in your logic there.

    3. Re:Same for sex by reve_etrange · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's got to be, the one has abstinence only sex-ed and the other has certified documentation of being disease-free.

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    4. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 2

      It's probably more risky to have sex with religious/bigot folks than pr0n actors.

      You can't have sex with religious people. You can only procreate with them, which leads to more religious people. So you don't want that.

    5. Re:Same for sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not such a big deal for porn actors as it is for the religious crowd.

    6. Re:Same for sex by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      In your world religious means Catholic apparently. You did know there are other religions, right?

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    7. Re:Same for sex by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      Not if you follow what fundamentalists tell their children they're not.

      It's the wok of the stork jesus. Or cabbage jesus. Or something among these lines.

    8. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      In your world religious means Catholic apparently. You did know there are other religions, right?

      It's all about context. Given that this website is american, for americans and that 78.4% of them are Christians, and given that almost all christians come from a "no contraception" branch I assumed I could go with my little joke.

      Of course, I did let out many other religions there. That's the price of poor humor.

    9. Re:Same for sex by tompaulco · · Score: 0

      That's odd. I am a Christian and was not aware that contraception was a bad thing. It certainly hasn't been labeled as a bad thing in any of the 40 or 50 Churches that I have attended or visited. After reading your link, I guess when you say 'almost all christians come from a "no contraception" branch', you in fact not the Christians themselves, but the branch itself was a no contraception branch 100+ years ago.

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    10. Re:Same for sex by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      Every sperm is sacred.

    11. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      You didn't read at all what I wrote apparently. I wrote:

      1. Most american are christians
      2. Most christians have a history of having rejected contraception at a time
      4. That was enough ground for my joke.
      5. My humor is poor.

      There is nothing contradicting your post in there. I can add one more step if you want, although I think you perfectly know what I mean and you are just nitpicking or trolling:

      3. Given all this, people will know what my "religious don't want contraception" means.

      Now, your turn to explain to me how it is possible that you believe in an imaginary friend at your age. It looks to me as if you're old enough to hold a constructed argument online, so you should be old enough to distinguish between fairy tales and reality.

    12. Re:Same for sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only "no contraception" branches I see in your link are Roman Catholics and Amish.
      You're exaggerating a tad.

    13. Re:Same for sex by operagost · · Score: 0

      You still seem to think Catholic = Christian. I mean, if you had read the article that YOU LINKED TO, you would have found that nearly all the Protestant sects are OK with contraception.

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    14. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Since reading comprehension seems to be low, I'll cite the very article you claim I didn't read, and the very first sentence:

      "Prior to the 20th century, contraception was generally condemned by all the major branches of Christianity"

      There. Does that makes it clearer? And remember I never claimed that "almost all christians are in a "no contraception" branch", but merely that " almost all christians come from a "no contraception" branch"

    15. Re:Same for sex by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Every sperm is sacred.
      I find it a pretty far leap from that to saying that contraception is bad. It's kind of like how "Remember the Sabbath to keep it Holy" somehow got changed to "Don't work on Sunday". What line of work are you in that makes the Sabbath not Holy if you work on Sunday? And I am skipping over the point that the Sabbath is not Sunday.

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    16. Re:Same for sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and given that almost all christians come from a "no contraception" branch

      Let's read that article:
      Catholic: no artificial contraception, but allows natural family planning (ie. no nookie while ovulating)
      East Orthodox: Nothing that causes abortion, doesn't seem to like anything, pretty close to "no contraception", but I don't know any East Orthodox's personally.
      Anglicanism: seems to allow contraception
      Lutheranism: ELCA allows, LCR says no, pretty sure most lutherans are elca
      Methodism: allowed
      Presbyterianism: allowed
      Mennonites: pre-conception only methods (condoms allowed)
      Amish: Not a chance, but how many amish do you know?
      Hutterites: with a doctor's note

      As you can see, very few are 'no contraception,' they are just restrictive on what kind of contraception they condone.

    17. Re:Same for sex by V.+P.+Winterbuttocks · · Score: 1

      Let's read that article:
      Catholic: no artificial contraception, but allows natural family planning (ie. no nookie while ovulating)

      FWIW I've met Catholics who taught against all forms of "perverted" sex, where "perverted" means "not for the purposes of procreation".

      So, according to them, that meant beastiality, pedophilia, homosexuality, masturbation, and contraception, including what you referred to as "natural family planning". Basically, to summarize their position, if you're having any form of sex without the express intent of making a Catholic baby, you're perverting God's design for sex.

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    18. Re:Same for sex by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      East Orthodox: Nothing that causes abortion, doesn't seem to like anything, pretty close to "no contraception", but I don't know any East Orthodox's personally.

      Orthodox is kinda vague because it doesn't have a single hierarchy which can formulate dogmas, so it goes by what the Fathers of the Church said, and what the consensus is (under the assumption that the Church as a whole is divinely guided) - so if there's no consensus between the Fathers, and no consensus within the present Church, then it's left ambiguous.

      Contraception is one of those ambiguous things when it comes to details. You can find a whole slew of opinions among the Fathers. Modern consensus seems to be that condoms are a-okay, but anything "abortion like" (i.e. morning pills, and basically anything that acts after the moment of conception) is not. Chemical contraceptives that prevent conception from happening are okay.

      It's still frowned upon on general grounds except where required for health reasons - because you're only supposed to have sex with your spouse, and because having children is the divine purpose of the Orthodox family - but it's not a sin, rather just something that indicates a "wrong state of mind", a symptom rather than a problem in and of itself.

      (not Orthodox myself, but coming from a country where it's the dominant religion)

    19. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Let's read that very same article, and let's start with the first sentence.

      "Prior to the 20th century, contraception was generally condemned by all the major branches of Christianity (the Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodoxy, and Protestantism)[1] including the major reformers like Martin Luther and John Calvin."

    20. Re:Same for sex by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't make sense because there are darn few Christians who were alive when these policies were in place. I'm not responsible for the unscriptural beliefs those who came before me, nor should I quietly endure intolerant "jokes" from trolls on Slashdot.

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    21. Re:Same for sex by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      there are darn few Christians who were alive when these policies were in place

      True. I quite don't see why this is relevant, but it is true.

      I'm not responsible for the unscriptural beliefs those who came before me

      But nobody said you were.

      nor should I quietly endure intolerant "jokes" from trolls on Slashdot

      Troll is a relative term. We are each other's troll for example.

      And if you can't take a joke about your religion it probably means there is something wrong between you and your religion. You should spend some time thinking about why you get angry / uncomfortable every time someone tries to say something you don't agree with on that topic.

  5. Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by cognoscentus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of course, some would describe religion thus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viruses_of_the_Mind

    1. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      interesting how every single one of the symptoms described applies to Atheists as much as any of the faiths Dawkins intends to deride.

    2. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by cognoscentus · · Score: 1

      I do think of Dawkins as a devout Atheist - and he certainly likes to spread his ideas. Some of his arguments against religion seem merely to argue that it is bad just because it is most likely delusional (which I don't necessarily go along with). However, when it comes to the impact of freedoms of others, contraception and other issues, the malignant aspect of a virus seems to manifest itself much more clearly in the theist's park than Dawkins' proselytising.

    3. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Surt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed, atheism has as little support in science as theism. Agnosticism is the only scientific viewpoint.

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    4. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by thewils · · Score: 2

      interesting how every single one of the symptoms described applies to Atheists as much as any of the faiths Dawkins intends to deride.

      Yeah - except for the ones that talk about evidence though, right?

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    5. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, let's see

      It is impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn't seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, the believer feels as totally compelling and convincing.

      Atheist is impelled by conviction fuelled by external evidence, or lack of evidence. It's incredibly compelling to note that the two largest theist franchises claim their deity possesses three qualities - omnipotence, omniscience, and benevolence - and that the state of the world is completely at odds with any entity with all three qualities existing. It's also compelling to note that the more we discover about the universe, the more things we discover that work just fine without any kind of deity.

      The believer typically makes a positive virtue of faith's being strong and unshakable, despite it not being based upon evidence.

      Atheists don't make a positive virtue of unshakable faith. If anything we use this as an argument ad-hominem about how childish theists are. If you proved that a particular deity existed with actual evidence, most of us would probably a) pee ourselves b) recant our position.

      There is a conviction that "mystery", per se, is a good thing; the belief that it is not a virtue to solve mysteries but to enjoy them and revel in their insolubility.

      Many of the the most prominent atheists in the media are scientists, a kind of person who by definition delves into mysteries to see how they actually work. I personally find that atheism arises most in those with a questioning mind, the kind of mind that finds that understanding, for example, how the transition of electrons through particular quantum states governs the colour of the light emitted, does not diminish the beauty of phenomena like their aurora borealis, but instead enhances it.

      There may be intolerant behaviour towards perceived rival faiths, in extreme cases even the killing of opponents or advocating of their deaths. Believers may be similarly violent in disposition towards apostates or heretics, even if those espouse only a slightly different version of the faith.

      We're intolerant of unpleasant behaviour in general (giving the lie to the theistic argument that an atheist can have no moral foundation). We are particularly angered when such behaviour is justified on the basis of faith. Objectively, being a religious asshat is not worse than being a standard asshat, but we observe that religion has a tendency to nurture and encourage asshattery of certain types, and even for asshats it did not create, it provides a readily accessible stock of cherry-picked excuses and justifications for asshattery, whereas a faithless man might have fallen back on his conscience, or fear of the law.

      The particular convictions that the believer holds, while having nothing to do with evidence, are likely to resemble those of the believer's parents.

      I don't think this can be disputed - atheist parents are more likely to have atheist kids. This is nothing to do with religion per-se, this is an observation about culture in general.

      If the believer is one of the rare exceptions who follows a different religion from his parents, the explanation may be cultural transmission from a charismatic individual.

      Another observation about culture and how it's transmitted, but it fits in with the "viral ideas" theory. Ideas ARE viral, and we invent new transmission vectors like Twitter, and hashtags.

      The internal sensations of the 'faith-sufferer' may be reminiscent of those more ordinarily associated with sexual love.

      I don't think atheists have a woody for the absence of a deity. I don't think you can be sexually excited about the absence of something. I think atheists, just like everyone else, can have displacement of their sexual urges in a fetishi

    6. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technical term is "Logical Positivism".

    7. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by eddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't agree. Agnosticism is just weak atheism, and only relevant if you ascribe special importance to some religions and their gods. Otherwise, what's the point of being agnostic about EVERYTHING you can't know whether it exists or not? It's nonsense. "Oh, I'm an agnostic about the invisible pink unicorn (blessed be her holy hooves), and about Kropal the mighty God of Making Holes in Socks, and about Thor and about Klaatu and about Mohammed and about Jesus and about Cats being the avatars of our master race and about ...".

      Anyone who can seriously invent a god and then say that the only scientific viewpoint is to be agnostic about it (because you know, who knows, right?), is just hiding behind their mother's skirts.

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    8. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by reve_etrange · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How so? Let's look at them one-by-one.

      1. Deep conviction of truth without evidence. Atheists in general have so such conviction. Atheism is the absence of belief, not an alternative belief. 0 points.
      2. Unshakable faith. Most atheists and certainly most atheist scholars argue against dogmatism and in favor of evidence-based belief and decision making. 0 points.
      3. Mystery as such is inherently good. I'm going to skip this one; ascribing it to atheists seems "not even wrong." 0 points.
      4. Intolerant behavior toward rival faiths. Atheists may be intolerant of religious people, true, but profession of atheism has been a killing offence in many places for thousands of years. Atheists also do not claim that people who disagree with them deserve and will suffer an eternity of pain. Let's say, half a point.
      5. Particular convictions are likely to resemble those of one's parents. Probably true of people in general, however atheists are also much more likely to have different beliefs than do their parents. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and a full point.
      6. If beliefs differ from the parents, a singular charismatic individual may be responsible. I think it's much more common for people to become atheists due to internal reflection and external observations, than it is for them to become religious. However, Dawkins, Hitchens, etc. fall into the category of "charismatic individuals". 1 point.
      7. Internal feelings may be similar to romantic love. I don't think anyone is really experiencing the passion of the nothing that way, and their are no wives of the nothing (i.e. atheist nuns) either. 0 points.

      So of the 7 "symptoms" Dawkins describes, just 2.5 of them can be fairly ascribed to atheists.

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    9. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

      From the GPP-linked wiki article:
      Dawkins suggests that religious belief in the "faith-sufferer" typically shows the following elements:
      * It is impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn't seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, the believer feels as totally compelling and convincing. -- Nope. We require evidence, extraordinary evidence for extraordinary claims.
      * The believer typically makes a positive virtue of faith's being strong and unshakable, despite it not being based upon evidence. -- Nope. A basic idea to the scientific process is that our theories are the best we know of, today. Tomorrow, we could be proven wrong, and that's a good thing, it means we learned something new.
      * There is a conviction that "mystery", per se, is a good thing; the belief that it is not a virtue to solve mysteries but to enjoy them and revel in their insolubility. -- Nope. Our goal is to solve the mysteries. In the words of Gregory House: "Knowing is way cooler."
      * There may be intolerant behaviour towards perceived rival faiths, in extreme cases even the killing of opponents or advocating of their deaths. Believers may be similarly violent in disposition towards apostates or heretics, even if those espouse only a slightly different version of the faith. -- That's going to require a citation, I personally know of no instances where an atheist was violent towards a religious person _because of their religion_.
      * The particular convictions that the believer holds, while having nothing to do with evidence, are likely to resemble those of the believer's parents. -- Nope. In fact, most atheists practiced some form of religion, usually their parents', before they became atheists. To quote Carlin: "When I was a kid, I was a Catholic, at least until I reached the age of reason."
      * If the believer is one of the rare exceptions who follows a different religion from his parents, the explanation may be cultural transmission from a charismatic individual. -- Or it might not. Does it matter how you learned about it? Not really a "symptom", IMHO.
      * The internal sensations of the 'faith-sufferer' may be reminiscent of those more ordinarily associated with sexual love. -- LOL. Okay, that's one I've never heard anyone accuse atheists/atheism of. Again, citation?

    10. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Intropy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Several of the arguments you're making do not hold up.

      Atheist is impelled by conviction fuelled by external evidence, or lack of evidence. It's incredibly compelling to note that the two largest theist franchises claim their deity possesses three qualities - omnipotence, omniscience, and benevolence - and that the state of the world is completely at odds with any entity with all three qualities existing. It's also compelling to note that the more we discover about the universe, the more things we discover that work just fine without any kind of deity.

      Your first assertion is the equivalent of the common, "why would a perfect god allow X?" That is not a refutation of the existence of God. It suggests that God doesn't exist OR we have an imperfect understanding of either God or the universe. The second point is a note that there is a lack of evidence, which again doesn't point one way or the other.

      Atheists don't make a positive virtue of unshakable faith. If anything we use this as an argument ad-hominem about how childish theists are. If you proved that a particular deity existed with actual evidence, most of us would probably a) pee ourselves b) recant our position.

      You claim that if real proof of God's existence were offered then most Atheists would recant their positions. But you also seem to be assuming that the inverse is not true. I see no basis for thinking that a religious person would not recant his position if the opposite one were proven. Neither position is currently proven, and I don't foresee that happening any time soon.

      Many of the the most prominent atheists in the media are scientists, a kind of person who by definition delves into mysteries to see how they actually work. I personally find that atheism arises most in those with a questioning mind, the kind of mind that finds that understanding, for example, how the transition of electrons through particular quantum states governs the colour of the light emitted, does not diminish the beauty of phenomena like their aurora borealis, but instead enhances it.

      Does the scientist delve in to the mystery because he dislikes it? I think you'll find as many scientists claiming to like the mystery he's exploring as you'll find theologists with the same claim.

      I don't think atheists have a woody for the absence of a deity. I don't think you can be sexually excited about the absence of something. I think atheists, just like everyone else, can have displacement of their sexual urges in a fetishistic style for other things, but I think the main difference is that we get excited by things we chose, or happened upon by chance, or had advertised to us, instead of something we were told to find exciting by a preacher man.

      The idea of God's existence and the idea of God's inexistence are just two more "things." Either can be and are fetishised, as you note humans sometimes do,or not. As for how you come across them I think you're making a distinction without a difference. You can chance across a "preacher man." You can choose the religion. You can choose the atheism. And it seems to me that from a non-religious point of view the advertiser and the "preacher man" are markedly similar.

      Atheism is the belief, without evidence, in the lack of existence of any deity. Theism is the belief, without evidence, in the existence of some deity or deities or their rough equivalents. Both are unproven and (probably) non-falsifiable beliefs.

    11. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Rejcting a claim that has zero evidence and defies logic is not only scientific, it's common-sense. Dawkin's has on many occasions stated in plain english that neither he nor anyone else can be absolutely sure that unicorns don't fart rainbows, but that there is absolutely zero evidence to suggest that unverifyable reports of such beasts are anything more than an elaborate fiction. If you had spent more than 5 minutes to read his books, listen to his lectures, or watch his debates, you would have known that.

      If you are interested in forming a more accurate picture of Dawkins rather than parroting the Fox and Friends charactature that is so popular in the US, the first of his books with a religious theme that I would recommend is "Unweaving the Rainbow".

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    12. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is not even that. Atheism and Agnosticism exist on orthogonal axes. Theism and Atheism make ontological statements about the existence resp. nonexistence of deities. Agnosticism, on the other hand, makes an epistemological statement about the possibility to know about said existence. It is perfectly possible to be an agnostic theist as well as an agnostic atheist.

      As for the scientific validity - in absence of evidence, the default assumption is non-existence. It is simple as that. Do we need that debate every single fucking time the weekly religion vs. atheism thread pops up?

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    13. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Stuarticus · · Score: 2

      Would science ever come up with religion as a reasonable hypothesis if it weren't for oral transmission of myths? No, because it's patently absurd.

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    14. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      It suggests that God doesn't exist OR we have an imperfect understanding of either God or the universe.

      A perfect reason to reject that particular *religion* then. If power supernatural sentience exists, both the atheist and the theist have their description of the universe wrong. As it happens, the atheist position may make assumptions about the non-existence of god - you can't, as you rightly point out, prove a negative - but the observable universe does not disagree with his position on the nature of God.

      From the evidential POV, atheism and agnosticism are equal to a theistic stance which believes that God does not intervene in the universe, but most religions have the answer to prayer as a major plank of their platform, and thus hold a position at odds with the lack of evidence that prayer has a measurable effect. If God does not intervene in the universe, then religion is of dubious value unless it conveys benefits that are not achievable otherwise, which is observably not the case. People are capable of being moral, charitable, cooperative, law-abiding, good parents, and upstanding citizens without the aid of religion, and are probably less likely to stray from the "path" given that atheism has a strong correlation with better education and income. So the only possible benefits would seem to be set apart from the concerns of our life here on Earth.

      The question of entry into an afterlife paradise is something we can't examine ; but if you have faith that over half the world's population are damned to eternal suffering, or even just exclusion from paradise, because blind chance has birthed them into the wrong religion, and yet you continue to worship a being you believe not just to be OK with that, but ordain it, what does this say about your own morals? Even if I had empirical proof that such an entity existed, I would still be an atheist - not claiming that no God existed, but refusing to worship any such God. (Coercion by fear negates act of worship as being mere pretence, in my mind).

      Does the scientist delve in to the mystery because he dislikes it? I think you'll find as many scientists claiming to like the mystery he's exploring as you'll find theologists with the same claim.

      The difference being emphasised is that the scientist revels in exploring mystery and revealing truth, where the religion exhorts it's followers to be content to perceive mystery and not explore it - the implication being that religion fears that truth so revealed is incompatible with it's doctrine, a fear that is not without basis or precedent.

    15. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      mod parent up

    16. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Agnosticism is just weak atheism,
      I agree. It has a bit of a scientific flavor but it's rubbish.

      There's another distinction that needs to be made though Most atheists are antitheists and usually against religion. They are believers in not-God. Atheism is also typically a reaction to christianity. Just read the piece "Roman Catholic Atheist" about how weird it is that Freeman Dyson goes to church. Contrast this with how acceptable the idea is of an atheist Jew in a synagogue.

        An atheist in the more literal sense would have a more neutral attitude. Mainly, less involved, like someone who just got introduced to the concept. I don't mind anthropomorphising too much and I could believe in a God if properly defined, so that it becomes a valuable concept.

    17. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the type of atheism you are referring to. I would agree for so-called "Strong" Atheism. Such a stance is the explicit denial of the existence of any deity. "Weak" Atheism is either the stance that the question of whether or not a deity exists is itself nonsensical or simply not even bothering to consider the question at all. Everyone starts life as a weak atheist.

      Here's how the strong atheists, agnostics, and weak atheists answer the question, "Is there a deity?":

      Strong Atheist: "No"

      Agnostic: "I don't know"

      Weak Atheist: "Huh?"

    18. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Smauler · · Score: 1

      The second point is a note that there is a lack of evidence, which again doesn't point one way or the other.

      There's also a lack of evidence for many other things, but we don't believe them. Making a categorical statement that something does not exist is, in my opinion, a little pointless. Most atheists do not seek to prove god does not exist. They just point out there's no compelling evidence for god, just as there is no compelling evidence for the billions of other things we do not believe in.

      The idea of God's existence and the idea of God's inexistence are just two more "things."

      No, they're not. There are almost infinite things we do not believe in. Claiming that each of those beliefs is equivalent to believing in god is wrong. I do not believe that undetectable miniature pink William Shatner lookalikes riding green unicorns swat quarks with orange flyswats, resulting in quantum mechanics weirdness. No one in the history of time has ever believed that. Believing that is not as valid a standpoint as not believing it.

      Note here - I'm not trying to make belief in god look silly, I'm purely refuting the argument that believing in something without evidence is the same thing as not believing in something without evidence.

      Atheism is the belief, without evidence, in the lack of existence of any deity.

      Very few atheist would argue they can prove the lack of existance of any deity. To do so is stupid. Similarly, very few people would claim to be able to disprove many other theories, like the Shatners above. That doesn't mean believing in them is an equivalent "thing" to not believing in them.

    19. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      A perfect reason to reject that particular *religion* then.

      Yes. But which religion is that particular religion? There are some naive versions of Christianity which you can reject using that argument, however most versions provide a solution of the "problem of evil". E.g.: By limiting the omnipotence. If your definition of God is "omnipotence, omniscience, and benevolence", then you could even call them atheists, because they don't believe in such a being, but instead something very close to it. Or if you look at more recent theologians, e.g. Dietrich Bonhoeffer:

      The God who makes us live in this world without using him as a working hypothesis is the God before whom we are ever standing. Before God and with him we live without God. God allows himself to be edged out of the world and on to the cross. God is weak and powerless in the world, and that is exactly the way, the only way, in which he can be with us and help us. Matthew 8: 17 makes it crystal clear that it is not by his omnipotence that Christ helps us, but by his weakness and suffering.

       

      From the evidential POV, atheism and agnosticism are equal to a theistic stance which believes that God does not intervene in the universe, but most religions have the answer to prayer as a major plank of their platform, and thus hold a position at odds with the lack of evidence that prayer has a measurable effect.

      "Pray and get healed" and similar claims can be rejected yes. But many religions claims aren't that simple. Most of the time the claims are actually untestable, e.g.: "pray and reduce your time in hell". Or they can be tested and will even be found to be true, but there is also naturalistic explanation for the claim, e.g: "pray and God provides hope".

      If God does not intervene in the universe, then religion is of dubious value unless it conveys benefits that are not achievable otherwise, which is observably not the case.

      The important question is not just if something is also achievable without religion, but also the probability of archiving something. People can be good and bad with and without religion. But what kind of differences will religion actually cause? This is really hard to evaluate. It can not be evaluated by a series of anecdotes. This is the real problem with Dawkins. The question of god existence can never be answered by science. But the physical results of religion are a valid field of scientific study. But here Dawkins doesn't really seem to want to really dig into the data. He doesn't want to really test his hypothesis about the effects of religions or his meme theory. He seems to be only focused on collecting anecdotes that agree with his point of view.

      People are capable of being moral, charitable, cooperative, law-abiding, good parents, and upstanding citizens without the aid of religion, and are probably less likely to stray from the "path" given that atheism has a strong correlation with better education and income.

      But will this continue if people are living in a society completely without religion and without religious upbringing? We just don't know yet. There is no example for a democratic state like this in history. The only examples for almost completely atheistic societies are set by communist states, which are not really fair examples to evaluate the question.

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    20. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so show it ... oh, yeah, it is imaginary

    21. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tom17 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would like to see it please.

    22. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tom17 · · Score: 1

      What are you if you answer "I am extremely sure there is no deity, but who can be 100% sure at the end of the day? If it turns out there is one, then cool, I'll eat humble pie, but until that point, 'no'!"?

    23. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Kjella · · Score: 1

      As for the scientific validity - in absence of evidence, the default assumption is non-existence. It is simple as that. Do we need that debate every single fucking time the weekly religion vs. atheism thread pops up?

      Probably, because science in this case is a lot like a court of law - the only people that are guilty are those who have been proven beyond a reasonable doubt, but we know there's a lot more people that have actually committed crimes. In the same way many people think there's a lot more between heaven and earth than science has proven, that God makes a prod here and a pull there but never something you can pin down in a lab because he'd know and won't perform tricks on command like a trained dog. I guess they resist the assertion that all that science has found is all there is.

      Imagine that the only measuring device you have can only measure visible light. Sure, you'd be able to do a lot of science with that but there'd be a whole world of infrared and ultraviolet, radio waves, microwaves, radiation and whatnot you'd not be able to see. In the same way people believe that you have the basic reality but also more beyond what science has been able to catch in their instruments and experiments and observations. To believe that science is "complete" and fully account for everything that happens is more faith than science.

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    24. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      We aren't talking about a lack of evidence, but rather an absence of proof. Prosecutors compile evidence against you. Often they compile lots of evidence against an innocent man. The existence of evidence does not ensure proof.

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    25. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Can you see the sky from your cell window? See also, this elaboration before replying foolishly, please.

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    26. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding to your point, which I agree with. It's simply probability vs. plausibility, it's probable that a God exists, just like it's probable the laws of gravity can be turned upside down, however, is any of that plausible? No. So therefore we go on believing in non-existence.

    27. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To utterly mutilate Clarke's Law, evidence of the existence of gods is indistuingishable from a sufficiently awesome acid trip.

      Hrm. I rather like the Corrolary of that. Any sufficiently awesome acid trip is indistinguishable from a god getting up in your business.

    28. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by ph0rk · · Score: 1

      Atheism is the belief, without evidence, in the lack of existence of any deity. Theism is the belief, without evidence, in the existence of some deity or deities or their rough equivalents. Both are unproven and (probably) non-falsifiable beliefs.

      Wasting mod points to comment: The first claim is not entirely correct. As is, in certain ways, the second. In both cases, a collection of empirical facts can be stacked just so to support either statement. If one accepts the general epistemological rules for building consensus data through empirical observation (and the surrounding baggage), then the theist position is the more convoluted one. Every day things happen without miracles (or anything demonstrable as such), and every day more observations get added to the evidence pile for an atheist position.

      If one doesn't accept or follow the general epistemology of science (particularly in the modern, Kuhnian and Popperian way) then one likely sees what might be miracles all the time, and those observations get added to the theism pile.

      Disagreements about what constitutes evidence are where we are, not two incommensurate positions that are entirely untestable. Well, I suppose someone could be in that third position, but they'd be the third person out in any debate. I prefer the a priori assumption that the universe is comprehensible until, well, it's not.

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    29. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooh! First I've heard of Kropal. I'll have to start praying to her / him / it...

    30. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Foolishly? Someone said there is evidence, they said I don't like looking at it. I merely countered that by saying I would like to look at it if it is, supposedly, there.

      Yes, I can see the sky.

      No, I am not in a 'cell'.

      I read your other post and, proof aside, I still don't even see any evidence of God's existence. I hold to what I said, I would still like to see it, please.

    31. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not believe that undetectable miniature pink William Shatner lookalikes riding green unicorns swat quarks with orange flyswats, resulting in quantum mechanics weirdness. No one in the history of time has ever believed that. Believing that is not as valid a standpoint as not believing it.

      Well, you are wrong on that one. After reading it, I totally believe now. Shit, the buggers are everywhere...

      I really need some sleep.

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    32. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Agnosticism is the proper scientific view of religion within existing scientific framework. It argues that since we have absolutely no proof whatsoever of existence of entity that is God, it's pointless to believe in one without any evidence. Being an agnostic theist is a bit of a oxymoron because of this. Theists typically argues that his/her belief is proof enough (purely objective and therefore unscientific) while atheist argues that his lack of belief and lack of scientific evidence to contrary is enough.

      So you can be an agnostic atheist, i.e. subscribe to idea that since we have no proof that God exists, God does not exist. On the other hand, arguing that since we have no proof that God exists, God exists is in fact an oxymoron. Believers generally accept such double-think (denying and accepting the same thing) as it is present throughout many religions, which is why idea of "agnostic theist" doesn't sound like an obvious oxymoron to someone used to such double think thought model.

    33. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tempmpi · · Score: 2

      Dawkin's has on many occasions stated in plain english that neither he nor anyone else can be absolutely sure that unicorns don't fart rainbows, but that there is absolutely zero evidence to suggest that unverifyable reports of such beasts are anything more than an elaborate fiction.

      An often used argument but not a valid one. There are many reason why this or Russel's Teapot is not a valid analogy to the belief in god.

      1. Unverifiable reports? You rarely hear people reporting unicorns but I never heard anyone reporting a unicorn farting rainbows or a teapots in space. There are however a huge amount of people claiming some religious experience. Sure, this can possibly be all be bogus but this sure is a reason to investigate religious claims much more seriously then claims of farting unicorns.

      2. There is no good reason why a farting unicorn would not have been noticed and caught by now. Religions usually provide built-in reasons why their god wasn't noticed by anyone yet.

      3. Also try to replace farting unicorns by intelligent alien life in a different sun system. There is no evidence for this either, but still doesn't seem unlikely. Why? Because we can interpolate using our scientific knowledge about the development of life on earth and about the universe. We can get the result that the existence intelligent life outside of earth is possible and can even be considered likely. So for claims without evidence, Humans don't usually rule them out by default, but instead try to estimate an answer to the question by using knowledge about similar entities. For farting unicorns or teapots in space we got a lot of knowledge about horses and other animals, about regular teapots and space which we can use to estimate that these claims are very unlikely.

      But what kind of knowledge about similar entities do we have to estimate anything about the existence of god? We got no good knowledge about any existing entity that shares just some basic properties with god.

      Also check out the famous debate of Russell vs. Copleston. And while I don't think Copleston's cosmological argument proves the existence of god, it shows at least one thing: For anything to exist, there must be something that bends the usual rule of contingency. So such a deistic god is not a arbitrary assumption, but instead an possible answer for the fundamental question ("Why is there anything and not nothing?") with only a small number of possible answers.

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    34. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree. Agnosticism is just weak atheism, and only relevant if you ascribe special importance to some religions and their gods. Otherwise, what's the point of being agnostic about EVERYTHING you can't know whether it exists or not? It's nonsense. "Oh, I'm an agnostic about the invisible pink unicorn (blessed be her holy hooves),

      And I heard bass drop as like unto a thunderclap. And I saw a pink horse. And the horse said "oops, I'm sorry". On the Last Day of the Last Season, (December 21, 2808, when Mass Effect 3 finally gets a good ending), the Pinkopalypse begins when the Fourth Wall is breached for the last time.

      (Stop making fun of my religion. She's real to me, you insensitive clod!)

    35. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Theism and Atheism make ontological statements about the existence resp. nonexistence of deities.

      No, atheism doesn't. There are no gnostic atheists.

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    36. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      When I look at the sky from my window, I see a few things. I see glittery balls of fusing hydrogen tens, hundreds, and thousands of light years away when the planet is facing away from our star, and I see scattered blue light through an oxygen atmosphere, or possibly water vapor blocking the light, when the planet is facing toward our star. It's lovely to look at, but it's pretty much the same view from any other oxygenated planet in the habitable zone around a G type star.

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    37. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ... and there it is. The foolish reply despite the warning. The word "evidence" doesn't mean what you think it does.

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    38. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You have identified the evidence that there is a creator! I grant you that said evidence does not constitute proof.

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    39. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      Agnostic

    40. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Rejcting a claim that has zero evidence and defies logic is not only scientific, it's common-sense.
      And yet, we spend billions of dollars on supercolliders looking for particles that we suspect exist but have not been able to observe, and billions of dollars on listening for extraterrestrial life that we suspect exist but haven't been able to observe.
      I for one would be interested in seeing whether atheists also disbelieve in the Higgs Boson particle (I happen to think it probably does exist) or extraterrestrial life (I happen to think that ET probably does not exist, at least not in the form that we are looking for).

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    41. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omnipotence, omniscience, and benevolence - and that the state of the world is completely at odds with any entity with all three qualities existing.

      No, they've got an out. None of them claim omnibenevolence, not by a long shot. Read their texts carefully if you disagree with me.

      See what I did there?

    42. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tom17 · · Score: 1

      I am perfectly clear on what evidence means. What do *you* think it means?

    43. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "I am perfectly clear on what evidence means. What do *you* think it means?

      Ironically, you have provided overwhelming evidence that you don't know what it means, and that you are unwilling or unable to look it up in a dictionary, or follow a simple hyperlink.

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    44. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      agnostic atheist.

      if you were giving money to a specific deity just in case(or perhaps to many, for the purpose of affecting such deity, I mean, if you just give the money for shits'n'giggles or as a donation to be shared between the community that doesn't count) despite claiming to be agnostic, you'd be agnostic theist. by default though, if you're agnostic, I'd go towards the agnostic atheist line, especially if you haven't even decided which deity it would be, I'd only count people who are having doubts with their faith into the agnostic theist line...

      for me agnosticism is just walking away from the argument(existence of god(s) vs. non-existence) which can have no conclusion, the only conclusion would be that some kind of deity would make his/her presence or existence known beyond any doubt to all parties in the discussion - to the other way it can never be proven so it's irrelevant. specific miracles or happenings.. sure they can be proven to happen by human, worldly mean and not by divine hand, but that's not really the same thing, that's just exposing magicians tricks.

      from scientific viewpoint agnosticism is as good as atheism though - if you're taking the assumption that your randomly chosen deity possibly exists then what kind of agnostic are you really? someone looking for divine proof their whole life?

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    45. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You made the jump from seeing something to assigning a sentient creator to said something. You are furthermore confusing evidence with an internally consistent model. You might want to read a bit more about what Plato and Socrates had to say about these things.

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    46. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Atheists cannot prove there is no God. It is scientifically impossible to prove the non-existence of anything. 1 point
      2. Atheists argue more than non-atheists do. You've already proven that. 1 point
      3. WTF? Real religion LIKES science! 0 points
      4. Every faith says the other faiths are wrong. Including atheism. 1 point
      5. This is true, however atheism is prevalent because it is the official religion of the USA, according to every public and most private elementary, jr high, high school, and college classrooms in America. It's about exposure. You're most likely to adhere to a religion you're more exposed to. America forces vast amounts of exposure to atheism. 1 point
      6. I'm likely to believe this. The only people I've seen "evangelizing" FOR atheism are basically the religious equivalent of a used car salesman. 1 point
      7. Atheists get this all the time. They're in love with "being right" and "winning the debate". You've proved this one already. Go ahead, just try and tell me people don't love being right (think of how most marriages turn out before you answer). 1 point

      6 of 7. Then again, 1 point is rather bogus, so 6 of 7 is all I'd assign to my religion as well. I decided my religion based on science. How did you? You were probably preached to by a "science" textbook or "science" teacher, and never bothered to research it for yourself. Trust no human's words as true - seek truth for yourself.

    47. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Please elucidate your theory as to how this evidence suggests the existance of a creator. I hope it's something more than, "I don't understand how the world got here, so God must have done it. "

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    48. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can be sexually excited about the absence of something.

      Rule 34 still applies. Google "amputee porn" and you'll see just how many people get turned on by what isn't there.

    49. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by tom17 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? I read your dictionary link, which just confirmed that it means what I think it means :)

      I feel that we may have a crossed wire here somewhere lol.

    50. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What's your term for someone that answers "No" to the question "Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster exist?"

      What's your term for someone that answers "No" to the question "Do flying pink unicorns exist?"

      What's your term for someone that answers "Yes" to the question "Am I a fucking idiot?"

    51. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Surt · · Score: 1

      I read the definition you provided and the link, and I don't understand how the sky is evidence for the existence of God.

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    52. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Simple, you are an I am extremely sure there is no deity, but who can be 100% sure at the end of the day? If it turns out there is one, then cool, I'll eat humble pie, but until that point, 'no'!ist

      that was simple!

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    53. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by ranton · · Score: 1

      But we don't have zero evidence of extraterrestrial life or the Higgs Boson particle. Since life exists on Earch, it is only logically that it might exist elsewere. And the Higgs Boson is predicted by the standard model of particle physics, and is currently our best hypothesis for explaining how particles have mass. We have a model of how the universe works, and we are trying to devise ways to either confirm that model or (much more likely) revise that model.

      If scientists were just claiming the Higgs Boson particle exists (without even a theoretical mathematical model as a form of proof), and refused to perform experiments to confirm that it exists, then it could be compared with religious belief. Belief in gods may have been our best hypothesis for how the universe worked 2000 years ago, but believing in gods in the year 2012 is kind of like still believing that all substances are made up of Earth, Water, Air, Fire, and Aether.

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    54. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The correct answer to your question for an agnostic would be, "I don't know, and no-one will ever know". Weak atheist would be the one who'd just answer "I don't know". I don't know who'd answer "huh", but I'd suspect it'd be a Taoist.

    55. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      We probably did. Have a great day!

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    56. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      So in summary; Rainbow farting unicorns == Angels dancing on pinheads?

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    57. Re:Dawkins/GODSPOT-0DAY by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight, you get up have a crap that's swpet out of your home by a gigantic system of tunnels specially built to handle the morning peak hour. You have a warm shower yet you don't live in the tropics, fresh breakfast from the refrigerator, boot up your computer made from sand, using electricity made from 'dead dinosurs' hunderds of miles away and connected to your home by long flexible rocks called cables, log on to a network that connects you to everyone else in the industrialised world through countless billions of tiny pixels all individually placed on billions of pieces of flat transparent sand by machines.

      And the first thing you do when you get here is ask for proof that the scientific method works?

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  6. More details? by Inquisitus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    TFA is incredibly light on details. Where's the link to the report itself? How is a threat defined? And is than statistic of three times the number of threats normalized over all sites in each category (as TFA suggests), or just the infected ones (as the summary suggests)?

    It is interesting to note that websites hosting adult/pornographic content are not in the top five, but ranked tenth

    So how are they categorizing pornographic websites? What are the other 9 categories that are more "dangerous"?

    1. Re:More details? by RsG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like some more detail too.

      TFA specifically mentioned sites that have been hijacked. Which makes sense to me, since there can't be that many sites where the viruses are the work of the site owner - spyware is another matter entirely. Porn sites, especially pay sites, are bound to have better security than a site made by amateurs.

      Which leads me to wonder why religious sites would be hijacked more frequently than other amateur operations. Are they more vulnerable due to shoddy security practices? Are they attractive to people looking to spread viruses? Do they have a reputation for attracting users who may not have antivirus software installed?

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    2. Re:More details? by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Are the religious sites with the most viruses perhaps connected with religions that certain governments (whose names and faces have been changed to protect the ignorant) might associate with terrorism? If so, what's the chance that these viruses are, in fact, actually cyberwarfare rather than cybercrime? Just a thought.

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    3. Re:More details? by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      That was my assumption on reading TFS. In my (admittedly limited) experience, there are an awful lot of religious sites out there that look like throw-backs to GeoCities and the golden age of MySpace profile pages. I can't imagine the well-meaning pensioners who are likely to set up their local bible study circle website is going to be that au fait with good e-security practices. You'd be lucky if they've even remembered to set an admin password.

    4. Re:More details? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Purely anecdotially, I imagine 'any site using z to end a word' comes in a the top.

    5. Re:More details? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 0

      Is there a religion that is NOT associated with terrorism?

    6. Re:More details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "TFA is incredibly light on details."

      It was in my local newspaper some time ago. (that's like a papery blog, kids)
      (so much for 'news' for nerds)
      Religious people are dumbwits who download and execute anything promising salvation.
      I had a client who bought angel pictures online for 100 bucks a pop to be fixed on the computer to prevent malware infection.

    7. Re:More details? by sorak · · Score: 1

      Chrisq posted a comment that may answer your questions. http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2828005&cid=39887513.

    8. Re:More details? by Unipuma · · Score: 1

      What is all this evidence you are asking about?

      You've got to have faith in TFA, brother, faith....

    9. Re:More details? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice what can be blamed on ignorance." It's far more likely that the security on the websites is weak, and they know the visitors to those sites are also likely to have relatively low security as well. I don't know many highly religious folks, but those that I do know? Total Luddites. A computer is a tool for checking Facebook to them.

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    10. Re:More details? by Fned · · Score: 1

      Jainism?

    11. Re:More details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jainism is the one religion where the fundamentalists are actually tolerant of others.

  7. Just like IRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    While promiscuous sex may make you ill, religions and ideologies actually kill people

  8. Not just online... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interestingly, the same is also true for sexually transmitted viruses in the physical world.

    (Oh yeah, you can bet I'm clickin' Anonymous Coward on this one...)

  9. No virus on your computer son? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of sites are you surfing on?

  10. Hypothesis by bored_engineer · · Score: 1

    I don't really have much to add to the conversation. I'm just happy to see somebody call it the hypothesis that it is, rather than the theory that it isn't.

  11. Lack of Analytical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you know. Let's just be honest, logical thinking. And the more religious you are the less you do of that. And keeping a well run website takes a bit of thought, preparedness. So, there we are

  12. Another possible explanation by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While their ideas may be true, by my understanding it's mainly the free porn sites that are riskiest. It used to be that they set up expensive dialers, or other ways to make money. I believe it's a way for them to make money other than by serving ads or selling subscriptions, and that actually webmasters installed that stuff on their sites. Those dialers at least tended to be called after porn sites, and actually gave (paid) access to the sites.

    Dialers don't work anymore these days of course, with no-one using modems and dial-up. And maybe webmasters have cleaned up their act too.

    Now those religious sites, they are usually set up by people with a passion - to spread a certain message, about a religion or otherwise, and that are often people with little or no knowledge on setting up a website and keeping it malware free. As such I would expect such sites to be a relatively soft target for malware attackers, that then use the site to distribute their wares without the webmaster knowing. A very different scenario.

    That porn sites are often in it for the money, will definitely also help. At least they'll have someone around that knows how to secure a web site.

    1. Re:Another possible explanation by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      My favourite theory about porn-site viruses is that they rely on the shame factor- you're far less likely to haul your laptop into PC World's Repair Centre and admit you got stung downloading embarrassing quantities of videos featuring men in nappies being ridden like a horse than you are if you got stung reading some cookery website.

      What that says about people's opinion of religious websites I couldn't possibly comment.

    2. Re:Another possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to get the Mormons involved into the business of anti-virus and security. If their would share their passion for genealogy with that for the genealogy of viruses, bad code and security threats, the world might be a better place..
      I'm not so sure I'm kidding.

    3. Re:Another possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      videos featuring men in nappies being ridden like a horse

      Whoa, wait a minute, how the fuck did you know?! O_o

      Can you see which websites I visit?

    4. Re:Another possible explanation by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      Mormons are anti-science. Which is strange considering their time-traveling/interplanetary celestial origins. Then again you never see Superman on a computer. Actually I remember Supes destroying a giant computer in Superman III. Wait.. Is Superman a Mormon?

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    5. Re:Another possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Superman a Mormon?

      Definitely. Just see the suits and glasses Clark Kent wears.

    6. Re:Another possible explanation by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

      Hey, if the religious website administrator can't prevent malware from entering the site, maybe the readers are just as bad at preventing malware from entering their computer! That makes religious sites an even bigger target!

      http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/03/01/1648232/liberalism-and-atheism-linked-to-iq

      Ok, sorry, blatant attack on religion. I just remember reading the article, so making the connection made me smile. Err, I mean... smile in the least offensive of ways.

    7. Re:Another possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you get the idea that Mormons are anti-science?
      Are you confusing them with some other religion, maybe some sort of young-earth creationists?
      Just as an example, BYU does some pretty good science research.
      They're not anti-evolution, anti-medicine, or any of the other typical anti-science religious bigotry.
      Just what are you on about?

  13. ninth yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ninth!

  14. Condoms by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is what you get when you preach abstinence-only sex education.

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    1. Re:Condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abstinence works perfectly well to secure websites.
      The website stored in a disconnected server is safe from all remote exploits.

    2. Re:Condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could anyone please explain what this message is supposed to imply and how it's relevant to the article?

    3. Re:Condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe I am doing this, but I guess I pity your inability to understand metaphors so I will give you a hint:

      Condom ~ antivirus

  15. Think of the women and children by pwnyxpress · · Score: 2, Funny

    "pornography leads to terrible crimes against women and children" [from http://conservapedia.com/Porn%5D citing my sources for the reliable truth of the matter... this is reliable isn't it?

    1. Re:Think of the women and children by Sasayaki · · Score: 2

      Ahh, Conservapedia. The only way to vandalise CP is to post facts.

      It really makes me sad, sometimes, that these people exist -- but I'm glad they're allowed to express their retarded, deranged opinions freely and without fear of retribution... because it allows everyone to see what twats they really are.

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    2. Re:Think of the women and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. Conservapedia isn't an entirely satirical work? People actually use it like Wikipedia? Surely not.

    3. Re:Think of the women and children by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Huh, I had never even heard of this (thankfully). Any sort of bias aside I found that while randoming about that it's contents are woefully anemic. Entries such as "library" come with very little at all, and on top of that any history or development on subjects focus solely on American aspects.

      I wish I could say that I'd be surprised if anyone decided to use this, but humanity has a knack for letting everyone down.

    4. Re:Think of the women and children by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      I don't let myself read Conservapedia articles on topics I actually care about anymore. That includes some of their math articles, most of their science articles, and all of their gay articles. It makes me too angry to be unable to correct their ridiculousness. As an example, here's a gem from the Elementary Proof article:

      elementary proofs minimize the underlying assumptions, as in avoiding the assumption that there is a unique, algebraically manipulable square root of negative one

      (-1 has two square roots, -i and i, not one; the construction of the complex numbers from the real numbers is basic and entails no extra assumptions in standard formulations.)

      Andy Schlafly, the Conservapedia head-honcho, has a problem with the rigorousness of imaginary numbers. It's particularly bizarre when you consider Andy has a Bachelor's in Electrical Engineering from Princeton. His brother Roger has a Ph.D. in mathematics from Berkeley (an excellent school for math; his adviser was even the famous mathematician Isadore Singer of Atiyah-Singer Index Theorem fame) and contributes some to Conservapedia.

      Anywho, it's mostly best to just stay away, though a while ago I did have a laugh at the Obama article. He's "also known by the alias Barry Soetoro" and is "probably the first Muslim President". About his birth certificate,

      After many leading conservatives including the leadership of this site and brilliant business man Donald Trump AKA "The Donald" called for Obama to release his birth certificate he did on April 27.

    5. Re:Think of the women and children by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      "pornography leads to terrible crimes against women"

      Gay porn doesn't. I'm sure "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia" mentions this somewhere, or soon will :).

    6. Re:Think of the women and children by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      any history or development on subjects focus solely on American aspects.

      Actually that's part of the point. From their Quick Reference page,

      Conservapedia articles' tone, style, and content should be written with an American, conservative and/or Christian orientation or focus.

    7. Re:Think of the women and children by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that in line with Poe's law, they have by now accidentally banned all serious users and the remaining trolls are running the show. Makes no difference of course.

      Regarding the porn article - one should point the to the fact that they accidentally agree with some feminists in that regard. It'll be hysterical!

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    8. Re:Think of the women and children by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Funny

      I used to troll them, years back. Then they decided, entirely seriously, the Hitler and most of the Nazi party were gay, and that the holocaust was secretly a homosexual conspiracy to exterminate the jews for their belief in Leviticus. At that point I realised that nothing I could write could be half as crazy as what the legitimate users believe.

    9. Re:Think of the women and children by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      When I last checked, the article on 'sex' was about two pages, half of which was under 'sex in the bible.' The article on homosexuality was the size of a small novel, and seventy sections had grown so long they had to be spun off into their own 'homosexuality and X' articles.

    10. Re:Think of the women and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That leads to the worst crime women can imagine: ignoring them.

    11. Re:Think of the women and children by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's fucking hilarious how they can stretch "dudes who like to bonk dudes" over so many paragraphs of circle reasoning propaganda.

      fucking ridiculous. I had to spend fifteen minutes on the site to know if it's a joke or not and I'm still not sure.

      for extra shits check the debate page...

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    12. Re:Think of the women and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget about the other comments taking this seriously- You should know that Conservapedia is a delicately thought out, and magnificently executed, parody site. The founders just let the True Believers ramble on; they let them expose the stupidity and hypocrisy behind Conservative thinking.
          Once one understands this, Conservapedia is quite a lot of fun. And nothing to be taken seriously, unlike the Landover Baptist Church.
          Happy Keith Haring Day! And May the Fourth be with you!

    13. Re:Think of the women and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I love most simply about that website is that the pr0n page is filled with all sorts of biased "facts" about pornography and how it's killing the children (I turned out allright, as far as I can tell), yet the TCP/IP page has about 5 sentences briefly explaining what the protocol is, nothing about SYN, SYN-ACK, ACK (that handshake was drummed into me for a GCE). Even the page about trains seems to be a dumbed down version of the Simple English page on Wikipedia. Just shows how "trustworthy" that site is for finding facts.

      Ulterior motives? I've no idea what you're on about...

  16. Is that a meme or a computer virus? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Religious Sites "Riskier Than Porn For Viruses"

    Is that the risk of a meme or a computer virus?

  17. Original report by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Informative
    The original report is here. The relevant paragraph says:

    It is interesting to note that Web sites hosting adult/pornographic content are not in the top five, but ranked tenth. The full list can be seen in figure 16. Moreover, religious and ideological sites were found to have triple the average number of threats per infected site than adult/pornographic sites. We hypothesize that this is because pornographic website owners already make money from the internet and, as a result, have a vested interest in keeping their sites malware-free – it’s not good for repeat business.

    Figure 16, interestingly, does not show religious and ideological sites, I assume it is grouped with "Education/Reference". The full top 10 is

    1. Blogs/Web Communications
    2. Hosting/Personal hosted sites
    3. Business/ Economy
    4. Shopping
    5. Education/ Reference
    6. Technology Computer & Internet
    7. Entertainment & Music
    8. Automotive
    9. Health & Medicine
    10. Pornography
    1. Re:Original report by Grygus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wait. Triple the average number of threats per infected site doesn't mean that you're more likely to get a virus by visiting one of those sites; it means that you're more likely to get multiple infections from a site that is infected, but that is not the same thing at all. You might get a similar result if 99% of all religious sites were safe, but each of the other 1% had every virus and worm in the wild, for example - infections per bad site are extreme, but you'd still be 99% safe visiting those kinds of sites.

      Combine that with the fact that this isn't even a category in the top 10, and this whole story feels made up to me.

    2. Re:Original report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets break 'em down...

              Blogs/Web Communications
      blogs sprout-up by the 1000s every day for the sole purpose of stuffing keywords and creating link/adwords farms -- spreading malware.

              Hosting/Personal hosted sites
      personal sites, i'd guess, are poorly maintained and run more vulnerable software and scripts.

              Business/ Economy
      make money fast, work at home schemes.... easy targets

              Shopping
      lots of bogus sites out there.. easy targets.

              Education/ Reference
      lots of wiki sites and clones used to spread malware. if religion sites are mixed in here, the reason it's ahead of porn is the sites are set up and run by fucking idiots and are less secure, similar to personal sites.

              Technology Computer & Internet
      lots of fake antivirus info sites that distribute/advertise dubious antivirus products or are just flat-out malicious.

              Entertainment & Music
      lots of idiots search for 'free' stuff here.. easy targets

              Automotive
      dunno why this one makes the list.

              Health & Medicine
      bogus pharms. health/med reference sites would fit into the above reference cat too and their users make for easy targets

              Pornography
      multibillion dollar industry with money to throw at hardware, servers and upkeep.

    3. Re:Original report by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your sane, relevant post in this sea of thoughtless religion bashing. I'm a believer in God and a fan of technology, so while I like reading the information and *some* of the comments on this site, the bigoted stereotyping wears on me. I was going to mod you up, but you're already at 5.

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      Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
  18. Makes sense to me. by darkonc · · Score: 1
    Religious and ideological site users (and designers) are much less likely to be technologically savy.

    Click here if you love jesus! is pretty likely to get a good number of hits on a religious site -- similarly for Obama haters (or lovers). It's a reflex action that will get these people in some really hot water.

    Porn site users, on the other hand, are a bit more jaded.

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    Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    1. Re:Makes sense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I clicked your link & now my computer is running funny ... I went back and clicked it 10 more times to be sure.

    2. Re:Makes sense to me. by darkonc · · Score: 1

      I clicked your link & now my computer is running funny ... I went back and clicked it 10 more times to be sure.

      Oh, relax! According to my 'remote administration tools', your computer is doing just fine.

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  19. FUD by Hentes · · Score: 1

    Rather than trying to keep in mind which sites not to visit you could just upgrade your browser to a version that can't be hacked by a website. Of course, AV companies would get far less money without naive people believing their FUD.

    1. Re:FUD by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      A browser that can't/won't download an .exe is a poor way of implementing security.

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      What?
  20. Jesus loves you long time. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're kidding right? Monetisation is the backbone of all major and proselytising religions.

    I think we should give porn (and other commercial sex services like prostitution) the tax free status possessed by all religions, no matter how stupid, dangerous, or just obviously fraudulent. If scientology, sleazebag televangelists and the pope can all soak the gullible for millions and not pay a cent in taxes, why shouldn't porn stars and prostitutes? At least they're honest when they lie to you.

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    Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    1. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by michelcolman · · Score: 0

      Porn as a religion, that's not a bad idea. The Church of the Holy Dick. I bet you could get enough believers to qualify as an official religion in no time. If even pastafarianism managed to get recognized in some countries, why not!

    2. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Think of the stuff you could wear in public claiming religious persecution whenever you get hassled...

      Where do I sign up to be a Pussy Preacher? I'll use that scene out of From Dusk till Dawn as inspiration :)

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    3. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religions provide a service. You know how much it would cost the government to keep all the stupid people in line? Now we only have to keep the ones that don't believe in Jebus and the likes in line. Of course one day they will find the true light that is Cthulhu!

    4. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Church of the Holy Dick."

      Blasphemy!

      There's only one God and it's the holy Twat !

    5. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by noh8rz3 · · Score: 1

      That's not fair. If your going to give sex workers tax free status, how about us consultants? We all bill by the hour.

    6. Re:Jesus loves you long time. by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      That's not fair. If your going to give sex workers tax free status, how about us consultants? We all bill by the hour.

      Consultants ARE sex workers... we're all about fscking the customer at an hourly rate!

  21. so that means slashdot is infecting me right now? by jdogalt · · Score: 1

    Since I've been 'religiously' reading slashdot for over a decade now, incalculably more regularly than I've gone to church, shall I assume that slashdot is likely delivering me malware right now?

    Seriously, since CmdrTaco left, and to be honest, many years prior to that and the recent SlashBI goodness, things have been going way downhill. This past year I've still skimmed each 600+ post global warming article, because it seems important enough, and the slashdot flamefests, despite the signal to noise ratio, sadly seem more intelligent than any other conversation on the topic. But threads like this, where every last highly moderated comment seems like nothing more than a troll-response bounty for the pageview-centric new management... Ehh. If there is one comment that breaks me of my slashdot religion, it was probably the first Score:5 comment on this thread- "Obama ate a a dog!". I guess the planet will just have to burn...

    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/12/04/28/2214228/google-releases-fcc-report-on-street-view-probe

  22. Re:so that means slashdot is infecting me right no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P.S., I may be a bit intoxicated, but I have no idea how that repitition just occurred. Probably the same way Google's stupid instant search causes typos at a 10+% rate because it can't keep up with my typing speed which is too far from the mainstream herd they care about. The internet sucks, boo, get off my lawn...

  23. Free Porn? by dohzer · · Score: 1

    Do they mean *free* porn sites, or *paid* porn sites?
    There's definitely a difference.

  24. So by deduction by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    Atheist porn fans have less malware. The benefits to not being a religious prude just keep on a coming.

  25. voluntary vs commercial by speculatrix · · Score: 2

    I have met many clever people who are members of churches, but their time given to their churches is voluntary.

    Often the equipment has been donated as well, and so is usually not particularly modern either.

    The website design is usually managed by a committee, as is the choice of hosting provider, and costs are kept to a minimum.

    The net result is that once the web site is finally done, it may be neglected, or someone inherits the responsibility for it who knows little about its history, and might be more secretarial than technical. Thus security updates get neglected, and quite often there are many user accounts with weak passwords.

  26. Actual Symantec report: nothing like reporting by fsgtae · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Symantec report, the Internet Security Threat Report, 2011 Trends, did not say what the article in the OP claims.

    The actual report is here: http://www.symantec.com/content/en/us/enterprise/other_resources/b-istr_main_report_2011_21239364.en-us.pdf . Page 33 of the report, the only discussion of religion, states

    "religious and ideological sites were found to have triple the average number of threats per infected site than
    adult/pornographic sites."

    Three points:

    1. The report lumps religious and ideological sites together. Maybe the infected sites were ideological (non-religious) sites. You cannot conclude anything about religious sites at all from that statistic.

    2. The report implies nothing about the safety of religious/ideological sites. It just says that if a religious/ideological site is infected, then it has more threats on average than an infected adult site. If the percentage of religious/ideological sites that are infected is lower than the percentage of adult sites that are infected, then religious/ideological sites could be much safer on average. Indeed, figure 16 on page 36 of the report doesn't list religous/ideological sites as dangerous. The point is that the safety of religious/ideological sites as a whole must account for uninfected sites. The "number of threats per infected site" is just about irrelevant.

    3. If there is any limit to the gullibility or statistical illiteracy of internet users, I have yet to perceive it.

    1. Re:Actual Symantec report: nothing like reporting by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I would mod you up if I had mod points to give out today.

    2. Re:Actual Symantec report: nothing like reporting by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Dude, please don't let the facts or reason get in the way of a good troll against religion.

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  27. Correction by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    But jebus will protect me so I don't need your silly anti-virus

    Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.' "

    Why would I want to test Linus?

    It was a reference to Gnu/RMS, you insensitive clod!

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
    1. Re:Correction by Barefoot+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, RMS himself did write "Warning: taking the Church of Emacs (or any church) too seriously may be hazardous to your health." It seems fitting.

    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No RMS patron saint of tasty toe cheese!.

  28. Riskier than *legitimate* porn by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    No one thinks that playboy.com is a malware site, but malware authors would rather use the promise of free porn on example.com or via an executable from a torrent than set up a religious site.

  29. Dangerous sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a site be dangerous for virus? It's not 1990 anymore, browsers have protection.

  30. It's Because... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    You expect a whore to give you a virus so you practice safe hex. No one ever expects the Church to give you a virus.

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:It's Because... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      "No one"? Have you talked to an Altar boy lately?

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  31. Not surprising by tb()ne · · Score: 1

    It should be expected because religions ARE viruses.

  32. not virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A virus is an executable which infects executables, and runs without user intervention.
    I last saw one in 1993. A web-distributed virus is impossible by definition.

  33. Vatican excepted right? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Anonymous did DDOS against it but I think failed to penetrate. Some religious groups take security more seriously than others.

  34. A possible cause... by zevans · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there is some correlation between religion and gullibility?

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    "... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
  35. I'll take that dare by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    I can think of 1 or 2. I do not mean, of course, that nobody has falsely claimed to be Wiccan or Buddhist and used it to scam people. What I am saying is that - by definition - those people are not true Wiccans or Buddhists. In every other religion of which I am aware there is a proxy to Deity to whom you go and to whom you donate money. In Wicca and Buddhism, there is no proxy. There are those who are considered more enlightened, and to whom they look for guidance, but no official donation channels ala Judaism, Christianity, Mormonism, Scientology, etc.

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    1. Re:I'll take that dare by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      What I am saying is that - by definition - those people are not true Wiccans or Buddhists.

      Ah... the old "They're not REAL practitioners of religion X, because religion X forbids activity Y" trick. Given this rule, we can say all religions are true and great because there's always a way to conveniently define away all the people you don't really like in your religion as not "true adherents".

      The thing about any religion of any age where it's diverged from the original people who followed it is that it becomes amorphous. Every group seeks to carve out their own section of the religion, and define away the others as "not true adherents". That's OK, but you really have to abandon the idea that there's a "true religion".

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    2. Re:I'll take that dare by hackula · · Score: 1

      What I am saying is that - by definition - those people are not true Wiccans or Buddhists.

      I think we have all heard that one before. The only useful "definition" of a particular religious doctrine is how it practiced in the real world. Let the practitioners bicker over the shouldas, wouldas, and couldas.

    3. Re:I'll take that dare by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ... Er, ah ... no. As I already said - and I will now paraphrase using your terms so you can feel comfortable - in the real world almost all Christian religions pass a basket. In the real world almost no Buddhist sects pass one.

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    4. Re:I'll take that dare by operagost · · Score: 1

      Christian congregations, by and large, are not a "proxy to diety". Among Christian-type denominations, only the RCC and the orthodox churches claim their clerics are a necessary proxy to God. The congregation is a means of fellowship.

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    5. Re:I'll take that dare by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      There is actually a large percentage of protestant christianity that explicitly preaches that there is no proxy. The belief that you do do not require an intermediary is one of the key factors that led to the reformation.

    6. Re:I'll take that dare by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      In the real world almost no Buddhist sects pass one.

      They pass the rice bowl instead.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    7. Re:I'll take that dare by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Well, Buddha was a historical figure. There is not a great deal of doubt about what he said. And it is well known that he was quite reticent - so saying something in the heat of the moment is also ruled out. To say the least, he didn't say much.

      He didn't tell his followers to ask for money. So followers of his "ism", i.e. Buddhism do not ask for money. "Ism" is quite a well known suffix in the English language, there is no need to extrapolate.

      All the posts I made on slashdot can be summed up into "bingoUVism". Anyone practicing voodoo in the name of holy bingoUV is obviously not bingoUVist (need to go through all my posts to conclude that). But you don't have to necessarily abandon the idea that there is a true bingoUVism.

      No true Scotsman fallacy doesn't apply here because there is no "definition" of a Scotsman. But there is a definition of Buddhism that follows unambiguously from contemporary usage of the suffix "ism".

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      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    8. Re:I'll take that dare by Ma'at · · Score: 2

      ... Er, ah ... no. As I already said - and I will now paraphrase using your terms so you can feel comfortable - in the real world almost all Christian religions pass a basket. In the real world almost no Buddhist sects pass one.

      Hi! Practicing Buddhist here. There is a box by the door of our Zendo (meditation room) that says "Dana" on it (Sanskrit for "Generosity"). We are regularly and gently encouraged to toss a few bucks in. Our practice group rents the space we sit in; and rent, heating, cushions, incense, etc. all cost money. The teachers do not take any salary and all have day jobs, but we all chip in what we can to support our practice.

    9. Re:I'll take that dare by hackula · · Score: 1

      OK, but what if I told you they did? No organized religion runs off of good will and magic, including Buddhism. I have been asked for a donation to a Buddhist organization in my are a couple months ago on the street. I guarantee that nearly every organized Buddhist sect collects donations in one way or another.

    10. Re:I'll take that dare by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      But there is a definition of Buddhism that follows unambiguously from contemporary usage of the suffix "ism".

      I don't recall agreeing on a definition of Buddhism. Did I miss a vote or something?

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      AccountKiller
    11. Re:I'll take that dare by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      When you agree to communicate in some language, agreeing to the contemporary meaning of its commonly used suffixes is implicit.

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      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    12. Re:I'll take that dare by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between passing a basket in front of everyone and having one available. It is the difference between accepting what is freely given and accepting what is given under psychological duress. But you already knew that, because you are a practicing Buddhist.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    13. Re:I'll take that dare by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      ... I have news for you bud. That wasn't a Buddhist, even if he thought he was one. Buddhists never accept that which is not freely given to them. Also, I didn't say Wiccans and Buddhists don't need money. In any case, I'll concede that, like everything else in all religions, the principles of said religion can be abused. I can show you Christians who take donations and buy million dollar homes. Can you point to any such Buddhists?

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    14. Re:I'll take that dare by hackula · · Score: 1

      Yes! Many Buddhist temples these days are run like roadside attractions. Christians are clearly not "supposed" to do those things either. It does not mean that they are not Christians; it means that they are hypocritical Christians. If you read pretty much anything Jesus said, most of it can be roughly translated to "poor people rule, rich people drool". 99.99% of Christians do not follow teachings like this (the parable of the young ruler, camel through the eye of a needle, etc.). This does not mean that there are only a handful of Christians in the world. It just means that 99.99% of Christians don't want to eat their own dog food. I guess what I am getting at is that Buddhists pull the same stuff. There are no "real" Buddhists and "fake" Buddhists. The practices of Buddhists are defined by what self proclaimed Buddhists actually do. If this were not the case, then your point about Christians with McMansions would be off-base, since I could just say, "oh those are not the real Christians. All real Christians are perfectly loving and beautiful". We are probably just getting into semantics here, but I just do not think that any belief system deserves the luxury of being judged by its ideals instead of its actual resulting actions.

  36. Ignorant volunteers are to blame by mshmgi · · Score: 1

    Most religious organizations rely on as much volunteer work and "free" services as they can get. Often, a member of the organization will offer to provide a service free of charge (such as hosting, programming, installing a CMS, setting up a wireless network in the offices, etc.). When services like that are rendered by well-intentioned, but ignorant volunteers, websites are highly vulnerable to infection.

  37. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And thus the jerk was circled and cluster duely fucked.

  38. Garnishing the manure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people have completely missed the point. Who cares about the religious issues. People should believe what the want?! This story is about something else. This is a disguised attempt at trying to groom clients. What a blatent attempt at trying to garnish the manure. Disgusting.

  39. a Challenge for Christian Geeks by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Find yourself a Local Church and make a serious offer to help out with the Tech Stuff. What i want to know is why FLOSS has not made more of an impact in the Christian Community?

    How many missionaries to X are running about using MSO (most likely even a Recent Version) that could be using Libre-Office?

    (and why is there not a serious contender for an OpenSource version of EasyWorship??

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    1. Re:a Challenge for Christian Geeks by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I've done this. Besides helping out people who are demonstrably doing good works, I was able to keep my web skills polished at a time when I wasn't professionally engaged as a web administrator. It was a win-win.

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  40. Daily Bible Guide by SoVi3t · · Score: 2

    I fix PC's for an ISP in the bible belt of the USA, and I have to fix about 20 computers a day with viruses, and they've been to no porn sites, downloaded no torrents or mp3's or illegal software. But they ALL have Daily Bible Guide or some sort of religious shit that they threaten me not to remove.

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    1. Re:Daily Bible Guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw Lord, I hate DBG wonder why people even click it. Their google results alone would be enough to turn me off. But I guess they don't know better or want to ignore the warning signes. After all, the last person I asked why the had software like that said, "Why would the Bible hurt me?" Phrased like that, how the heck can you convince someone like that, when that is their starting point?

    2. Re:Daily Bible Guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 infected machines fixed per day? I call bullshit.

  41. Devils in the details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAH!!! What religion comes to mind

  42. No link to the source report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You all for for this. A poor article with no link to the source report or idea of who they are quoting. Shoddy and poor reporting. Should not have been allowed on /.

  43. Finally, scientific proof... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    Religion is worse for you than porn. (as if we didn't know that already)

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  44. grouped with "education/reference" ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *snort*.

  45. Non belief does not equal absence of belief by sjbe · · Score: 1

    You claim that if real proof of God's existence were offered then most Atheists would recant their positions.But you also seem to be assuming that the inverse is not true. I see no basis for thinking that a religious person would not recant his position if the opposite one were proven.

    A useless argument since it is is impossible to conclusively prove the non-existence of a deity. You cannot prove a negative. The best you can say is that the existence of a deity is highly improbable. Further belief in a deity is an irrational act by definition. A theist would seem more likely than most to believe in something irrational even if it was provably false and in fact there is considerable evidence that people who believe in conspiracies tend to hold on to their beliefs even stronger when they are presented with falsifying evidence.

    Neither position is currently proven, and I don't foresee that happening any time soon.

    It cannot happen because much religious doctrine is not falsifiable. You literally cannot disprove it. You simply have the atheists saying that deities are absurdly improbable and the theists saying that they are going to believe in them anyway no matter how unlikely.

    Atheism is the belief, without evidence, in the lack of existence of any deity

    No, it is absence of belief in the existence of a deity. Important distinction. Non-belief does not equal absence of belief. Atheists are typically unconcerned with whether a deity exists or not. They typically doubt the existence of a deity for the same reason they doubt the existence of unicorns that fart pixie dust. They simply find it improbable to the point of absurdity. By happenstance this matches closely with the scientific method.

  46. Only if you accept the premise by aepervius · · Score: 1

    if you ask evidence for the premise, all "non personal evidence" I know of and were presented to me either in christian/islam/atheist forum by religious boil down to "i accept my belief premise therefore god". When you scratch the surface they all can be summarized to a circular argument "I accept god to exists therefore god exists" or special pleading (god is special so he must be the creator) the oldest of all is kalam cosmoplogical argument or first mover. The otehr kind of evidence is the personal one which are actually more precisely called "personal anecdote" and are about as worthless as it can go in the evidence scale.

    But hey go ahead, present your evidence, maybe you will present us something which hasn't been rehashed in the last 1000 years , isn't circular or special pleading. You will excuse me if I don't hold my breath.

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  47. Hum. No. by aepervius · · Score: 1

    The sky existing is not evidence of a creator. At best it is only evidence of the universe existing, and that is no evidence of god existence, see critic of the Kalam cosmological argument. But seeing how you take the sky as evidence of god existing, that sound strangely like the exact same argument those watchtower guy tried with me. Is your next argument that we did not invent anything ? If yes I have bad news for you ,a s we did made matter out of nothing, and invented stuff which do not exist in the universe in natural state (Laser come to mind).

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  48. We know what evidence means by aepervius · · Score: 1

    But reading the link you provided shows that you foolishly mix up science's take one evidence with court's take one evidence and mix it "proof" with that. The usual vomit of definition goalpost moving that a small subset of religious people misuse. I suggest you go read this : go to wikipedia and read on "scientific evidence" , "karl popper" and so forth, then read the reference herein. Once you are finished maybe you will learn to do something else than vacuous specious argument on definition.

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    1. Re:We know what evidence means by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I think I'll stop trying to teach a dumb pig to sing instead, thanks.

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  49. Define some terms... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People need to look at some terms before passing judgment.
    "threats" - even in the article, this word is placed in quotes. It could be as simple as a tracking cookie. Still not desired, but not a virus.
    "religion" - don't forget, this includes super-insane ones like scientology, which only exist for the purpose of scamming people out of money. It would be like if someone snuck a keylogger into Ubuntu, and an article came out that said Linux had a keylogger. Technically true, but a bit misleading.

  50. Proof is evidence approaching a limit by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The existence of evidence does not ensure proof.

    True but if you gather enough evidence of sufficient quality, the difference between the two becomes negligible. For example relativity has been tested in countless ways and so far all the evidence points to the accuracy of the model. That does not mean that it cannot be proven incorrect in some manner tomorrow but it has been so well tested that for all practical purposes the body of evidence can be accepted as something akin to proof.

    Regarding the existence of deities the accumulated evidence is extremely poor to non-existent. A scientific critical mind would take this as an indication that the existence of a deity is so unlikely as to be approaching proof of non-existence. They would not say it is actually proof, merely that the utter lack of evidence means that they should behave in a manner consistent with believing that a deity does not exist.

  51. (evidence != proof) by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    It blows my mind how many people who are so convinced that they are more intelligent than others, yet cannot grasp that evidence and proof are two different things.

    Hint: There is a reason why prosecutors don't present proof in court; they present evidence. You aren't convinced by the evidence? Fine. Neither am I. Never the less, that is the evidence.

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    1. Re:(evidence != proof) by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      We are perfectly able to grasp the idea that evidence and proof are different things. The problem is that you haven't supplied either. The existence of the world is only evidence of creator if you assume that the world must have been created, which itself is part of religious dogma. My model of the universe does not include a God (and I'm not afraid to say "I don't know").

    2. Re:(evidence != proof) by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Evidently you don't know the difference. The evidence is the Universe. You claim that after a preponderance of the evidence that there is no evidence, when what you really mean is that said evidence proves nothing. One would have to jump to a conclusion - based on the evidence - that it must have been created.

      I'll give you another example so that you really do know the difference:

      Something goes missing from my room. I know that Bob was in there earlier. If I jump to a conclusion, then I conclude that that evidence constitutes proof. I am of course assuming that nobody climbed through the window, etc. To hear you tell it, the fact that Bob was in there isn't evidence. It is evidence. To me, it is evident that Bob took my stuff, but I can't prove it.

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  52. Somebody please learn English before posting ... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Who said it was my belief? ... and yes, that is often the basic way that people who review the evidence form the conclusion that it constitutes proof. Frankly, I think you are as big a moron as the guy who believes in the flying spaghetti monster. Both of you have formed conclusions where no conclusion is warranted. You see ... all of the evidence isn't in yet.

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  53. The Jebus Love You virus? by msobkow · · Score: 1

    So did they rewrite the "I Love You" virus to broadcast "Jebus Loves You?"

    Maybe the viruses are written by the Amish or the Hassidic Jews. Rumour has it they hate technology -- they're just trying to save your soul from devilish computers. :P

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    1. Re:The Jebus Love You virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't even joke about that. Do you know how many people would be infected by a zero day attachment called "Jesus Loves You." Especially if it comes from someone they know?

  54. Missing the point by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    Sure, all religions are getting money from their... "believers."

    But how many religions are collecting money online?

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  55. religious sites are often all-volunteer by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Having worked on a site for a fairly large church, I observe that the entire development and administration team were volunteers. We happened to have some experienced people in the congregation, and our site was fairly well policed.

    I suspect that smaller churches are even more likely to have all-volunteer staff, and more likely to have people who are trying their best but just don't know what they're doing. In a separate circumstance, I volunteered to host a website (I set up a common blog package on one of my web servers, skinned it for them, taught them how to use it, all for free on the condition that I didn't have to maintain it) for a smaller church, and observed that initially there was a lot of enthusiasm which drained off over time when they realized that updating and maintaining a web site is harder than they realized. The website was effectively abandoned and sat unused until their domain expired.

    So go ahead and make your religious jokes; it's a free country. But the reason really is that one (porn) is a business and the other is not. And all that this entails.

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  56. Mind=blown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't even begin to imagine what porn for viruses would look like.

  57. Re:so that means slashdot is infecting me right no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And after the capcha for that anonymous post was "drunker", the repitition in the original comment is gone, just like earlier that day, I noticed that the "Score:" was absent from all the comments on one of the articles for about half an hour.

    Memo to new management: test your code more before deploying to production

  58. One day we'll read by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Facebook "Riskier Than Porn For Viruses"

  59. Repent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is on that tree and he becomes sin. The holy, holy, holy one of God becomes sin.
    “Cursed is every man who does not abide by all the things written in the book of the law
    to perform them.” Cursed.
    Do you know what it means to be cursed? You won’t like this definition. It means that
    something is so vile before a holy God, so loathsome even before all the inhabitants of
    glory that the last thing that wicked man will hear when he takes his first step into hell is
    all of creation standing to its feet and applauding God because God has rid the earth of
    him.

  60. Stephenson picked this 20 years ago by ehintz · · Score: 1

    L. Bob Rife, anyone?

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