Other, other white meat? More like the original white meat. Just avoid the liver and brain, I hear... brain due to prions, and liver because we humans tend to kick our liver's ass and they accumulate toxins - you really don't want to eat all that shit.
I've never been more offended by anything in my life. You fatteg jackasses that think this are funny should all burn in hell fire and birmstone.
Wrong, it is not only funny it is fucking hilarious.
I own 12 cats
You are a sick person and should be shot. Then your cats should be shot, if they can't be moved to 6 different homes with owners who will be able to properly care for them. I am absolutely serious.
No human should be allowed to have more than 3 cats in a normal-sized home. You don't need a cat harem.
you insensitive dog fuckers
What does what I do to dogs have to do with anything?!
Actually, bra bingo... that would be pretty neat. See a picture - or live subject - guess the size. Get it right, and you can mark it on your card. First person to bingo wins.
Prize, and what the women wear, can be variable, subject to house rule...
Only because she's not a porn star. If she were it would be more or less average, and not my genre anyway.
Give me a slender chick with a good-looking face that's made up to look natural, not plastered with concealer and lipstick. And a C cup. Or a B cup. Even A, maybe. But B32 to C34... bingo.
"As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers."
Different poem: "An Angel came to me and said: 'O pitiable foolish young man! O horrible! O dreadful state! consider the hot burning dungeon thou art preparing for thyself to all eternity, to which thou art going in such career.' "
I did, and...? I'd give her a solid 5/10, maybe 6/10. Not the epitome of beauty in my opinion. Then again, thin models with a bust that's probably causing back problems aren't exactly my type. And her face doesn't help matters any. She looks like a cross-dresser with implants.
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Well, I'm at least grateful that someone else was willing to find the humour in it.
Yes, much like what was on your mind while the rapist's cock was violating your anus was, "what am I doing to do next time".
Did someone make a helicopter out of her corpse? If so, post the link. If not - gtfo.
The only thing disturbing about that is how disturbingly awesome it would be.
After staring at women's vaginas all day, I'd sure hope he manages to take a couple of them on dates before he's 34.
No, its energy levels were over 9000!!!1one!
More like silicone. Anatomically correct silicone...
Other, other white meat? More like the original white meat. Just avoid the liver and brain, I hear... brain due to prions, and liver because we humans tend to kick our liver's ass and they accumulate toxins - you really don't want to eat all that shit.
I'm afraid all I can see when I look at that picture is this.
It's just lucky we humans aren't that tasty. Oh - wait...
You been trolled, faggutt.
And you haven't?
Slashdot - home of gullible cockasses.
You thought I believed you?
I've never been more offended by anything in my life. You fatteg jackasses that think this are funny should all burn in hell fire and birmstone.
Wrong, it is not only funny it is fucking hilarious.
I own 12 cats
You are a sick person and should be shot. Then your cats should be shot, if they can't be moved to 6 different homes with owners who will be able to properly care for them. I am absolutely serious.
No human should be allowed to have more than 3 cats in a normal-sized home. You don't need a cat harem.
you insensitive dog fuckers
What does what I do to dogs have to do with anything?!
Whatever it is, it probably doesn't involve staring at a woman's vagina as it is subjected to the most unsexy thing possible.
Sounds like he's all set to lose his virginity at age 34.
We did?
They are?
I've read lots of books. Lots of them had glaring mistakes. And if you think "dead-tree version" is offensive, go hump someone's leg or something.
It's like talking about body waste at the dinner table - it's rude. Period.
Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.
Maybe you could use pirated IBM software to keep track of the people you haven't killed yet.
By my figuring it was legal in the mid-to-late 2000s.
Actually, bra bingo... that would be pretty neat. See a picture - or live subject - guess the size. Get it right, and you can mark it on your card. First person to bingo wins.
Prize, and what the women wear, can be variable, subject to house rule...
Only because she's not a porn star. If she were it would be more or less average, and not my genre anyway.
Give me a slender chick with a good-looking face that's made up to look natural, not plastered with concealer and lipstick. And a C cup. Or a B cup. Even A, maybe. But B32 to C34... bingo.
"As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers."
Different poem:
"An Angel came to me and said: 'O pitiable foolish young man! O horrible! O dreadful state! consider the hot burning dungeon thou art preparing for thyself to all eternity, to which thou art going in such career.' "
I did, and...? I'd give her a solid 5/10, maybe 6/10. Not the epitome of beauty in my opinion. Then again, thin models with a bust that's probably causing back problems aren't exactly my type. And her face doesn't help matters any. She looks like a cross-dresser with implants.
I don't think you'd be so casual about it if it was you who got raped.
It's not rape if I like it.
I never told anyone about that!
I hold a pair of 20 pound weights and step up to the second step of my basement stairs and then back down
Getting out of your parents' basement... you're doing it wrong.