User: Spurious George

Re:Then again....

On: Hollywood Says If You Support Open Source, You're ...

"[fruit of your choice]"

Umm... does that include slime molds?

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

Re:"Langley Research Center"

On: Video Games and ADD

Hmm... Ender's Game, anyone?

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

Re:But why?

On: Video Games and ADD

That's the point.

Check out the Sig field in the "Edit User Preferences" page of Slashdot.

Note the redundancy.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

But why?

On: Video Games and ADD

I always thought AD&D was much healthier than video games!

Although, when you mix the two, there's trouble... at least, that's the story at my local Baldur's Gate Anonymous group...

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

Re:Conspericy theries

On: Geeks In Space Hiatus

yew, surr, awr verry convencing! Eye emm shure thatt yor conspereceeeieie well beee a bag sack cess!

Awl yew half two wattch owt fore iz dem krollz dat encist dat yore spyllong iz rong!

Sea, day iz awlreddie enfectid width thee ensanuhtee vieruss, may king tham ownlee THEENK dat dey iz rite!

Butt rilly, we iz dee ownlee peapull hoo nose betturr... fite thuh few churr! Trusst know won!

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

Re:future plans

On: Cartoon Network, Tenchi, Silverhawks, and DBZ

Scooby Doo spoiler: the old man did it, and he would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

Hey! Some of us haven't seen that episode yet!

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);

Re:future plans

On: Cartoon Network, Tenchi, Silverhawks, and DBZ

I wonder if there are any futures plans of possibly branching cartoon network into a seperate anime network with 24 hour anime.

24 hours?

Just 24 hours??

Shame on you!

It's time to join the real cause: The 24 Hours Just Isn't Enough Taskforce!!

It's the campaign to add more hours to each day so we can have more time each day to watch anime!

So far it's just in the planning stage, but we've got two preliminary options:

• Slow down the rotation of the Earth,

  or...
  

• Extinguish the sun, plunging the Earth into eternal darkness!

Of course, people could just keep their windows closed and curtains drawn, but we at the 24H.J.I.E.T. believe in solving the problem the right way, the first time through!

And, as always, this initiative to screw with Nature is 100% Open Source, released under the Communal Sun Extinguishment License.

Any takers?

--
while ( !universe->perfect() ) {
hack (reality);