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  1. Foundation and Empire on How Big Data Creates False Confidence (nautil.us) · · Score: 1

    Big Data and Statistics were the problems Hari Seldon ran into, didn't he? Only worked with supra-large populations.

  2. Not a Retail Chain? on Hacker Collective Attacks KKK Sites (theepochtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, they're not related to the Circle-K food stores are they?

  3. It Is a Religion on Slashdot Asks: Have You Experienced Ageism? (observer.com) · · Score: 1

    Ageism can only be experienced during certain rites at their temples.

    And you have to be initiated. Like Pastafarianism or the Cargo Cult of John Frum.

  4. When It Becomes Compulsory on Google's Ray Kurzweil Wants To Live Forever, and He Thinks It Includes Nanobots (playboy.com) · · Score: 1

    So nanobots are mobile, yes? So it lends credit to the last clause of the verse:

    "And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them."

    Or in another sense, we will become nanobot zombies!

  5. Zapata. Really? on Flying Jet-Powered Hoverboard Now a Reality (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    There's something odd about a "hoverboard" promotion where the promoter's last name translates to "shoe" in Spanish.

  6. Except ... on Drone-Shooting is Now a Federal Crime, FAA Confirms (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    When in season!

  7. Robber Barons All on In the Age of Trump, Tech CEOs Cast Themselves As the New Statesmen (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess they're taking the "Baron" part of robber baron seriously.

  8. It Will HAVE To Be in Space. on Architects Design a 65-Story Data Center (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Papal Mainframe v. 1.0

  9. Re:"Did you even test this??!!!" on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Insults No Developer Wants To Hear? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    My hated favorite is not that they didn't see the code, but they would rather email a 2MB screen shot picture containing the error, than typing that one line of error in the text.

  10. Did'nt Ask the Intelligence Community or Snowden? on Lasers Could Hide Us From Evil Aliens (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    I suppose it never occurred to them that aliens would want to investigate the star with a mysteriously missing planet that is out of sequence?

  11. By sharing data with a "news" service you get what you deserve! Isn't that what they do, is share?

    (And here I am online on the double-entendre of wholly-owned subsidiary of a media company.)

  12. Revelation 6:6 ?

    "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."

    South of France eh? Wonder if their tendrils are also corrupting the wine industry?

    Muaahahahahaaaa!

  13. Isn't it obvious? Optimus Prime transformed too many times and just fell apart.

  14. Re:plan 9 from outer space! on Scientist Claims There's Even More Evidence of Planet Nine's Existence (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    That movie was first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this article. Good job!

  15. In one of these stories "James Bolivar DiGriz" goes on the lam, holes up in a fully automated fast food restaurant, and only steals enough food to survive. He is never noticed by the automatons.

  16. Self Driving Uber? on BMW Showcases Self-Driving Concept Car · · Score: 1

    So will BMW market self driving Uber cars?

    (I missed that story if it was reported previously.)

  17. Isn't There Enough Land to Land On? on SpaceX's Latest Launch Successful, But Ends With a "Hard Landing" (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I postulate why? Isn't there enough land to land on?

    Wasn't the original idea of ending up at sea was so they could soft-splash in the water?

  18. Tim Calhoun? on Why You May Not Like Ted Cruz's Face, According To Science (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Surprised no one has ever said it. He looks like the Saturday Night Live character: "Tim Calhoun".

  19. Would Have Never Happened on Hackers Demand $3.6 Million From Hollywood Hospital Following Cyber-Attack (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Would have never happened of they had stayed with their trusty HP3000.

  20. Who Invented that ghastly thing? on DARPA's Robot Ship Slated For April Unveiling (nationaldefensemagazine.org) · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of the goat and the Thompson Harmonizer in front of the audience in Atlas Shrugged.

  21. I've Been Under a Rock on Fresh Wayland Experiences With Weston, GNOME, KDE and Enlightenment · · Score: 1

    What is Wayland?

  22. Don't Turn Off the Daily Mailer on Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? · · Score: 1

    We old timers may prefer the read the old fashioned email broadcast. It used to be early in the AM way back when. Some years back about the time of the previous purchase it got pushed back to noon Eastern U.S. time. That was a disappointment. Always being behind the posting curve.

    And this first Monday after being bought it didn't show up at all. I was almost worried you'd turn it off.

  23. Obviously, officers weren't good enough.

  24. This is a business opportunity!

    Just start another "Service Agency" with a toll-free number website and profligate the airwaves with radio and TV ads with promises to lower your "Threat Score"!

    You'll rake in the big bucks!

  25. Vax?! (vs HP vs Data General) on Gardasil Cleared of Anti-Vax Nonsense (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    Darn! I thought this thread was about the old Minicomputer wars.