How long until the Gap starts offering cloning? They clone and clone and clone. Then they'll kill off all the non-beautiful people. Then they'll start killing off all the new "non-beautiful" people. CarsonDalyLand will go to war with NSyncBurg! SpearsTowne will get into a sissy slap fight with the the Isle of the Agularas! IT'S IN REVALATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
(This post was brought to you by Kid A and severe sleep deprevation)
"Would you please fondle my buttocks?"
"Would you like to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy!!"
"I am no longer infected!"
"My nipples explode with delight!"
obscure reference, i know. give yourself 2 points if you can name what that's from.
"MSN has been very aggressive and proactive in protecting our MSN Hotmail users from spam,"
Business-speak translation: "We try to stop it sometimes, but we're really more pre-occupied with just keeping the service running."
Common.com PR. Welcome to the business world. "Here's what we have to say; Your mileage may vary." Sometimes followed by: "These are forward looking statements...". =)
Some writers either get paid by the word or have a minimum length they have to deal with.
Either that or they get thousands of tear soaked letters from areas with cloud cover during the shower.
"On tonight's very special 'It Could Kill Your Children': FIRE AND BRIMSTONE FALL FROM THE SKY: We'll have the death toll along with today's lotto numbers after this."
this is a potential ratings bonanza! that or fodder for Jack Van Impe.
That's a good point. CS education is about learning concepts, not syntax. Anyone can learn a language. Using it properly is what counts, at least in the real world.
Over the course of the past few years, i've been observing the general public (american) getting dumber and dumber. aiming lower and lower.
i thought i was wrong. i hoped i was wrong.
this only serves to reenforce my beliefs. but still i have to believe... 5,000 years of recorded history filled with idiots (granted, without our hindsight). I still have to believe this is a hiccup... even the primative sumerians weren't uneducated enough to be PE majors. =)
That kind of activity is typical for home users, however MS could probably care less what the home user does as long as we're not reselling the product. They care what goes on in the business world, which is where their money is made. Since most companies play by the rules, I doubt those who use the subscription Office will be cracking it.
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How long until the Gap starts offering cloning? They clone and clone and clone. Then they'll kill off all the non-beautiful people. Then they'll start killing off all the new "non-beautiful" people. CarsonDalyLand will go to war with NSyncBurg! SpearsTowne will get into a sissy slap fight with the the Isle of the Agularas! IT'S IN REVALATIONS, PEOPLE!!!
(This post was brought to you by Kid A and severe sleep deprevation)
I can create and bitch! I'm multi-talented! =)
"Would you please fondle my buttocks?"
"Would you like to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy!!"
"I am no longer infected!"
"My nipples explode with delight!"
obscure reference, i know. give yourself 2 points if you can name what that's from.
I dig Crosswinds the most. These seem to be similar services.
"MSN has been very aggressive and proactive in protecting our MSN Hotmail users from spam,"
.com PR. Welcome to the business world. "Here's what we have to say; Your mileage may vary." Sometimes followed by: "These are forward looking statements...". =)
Business-speak translation: "We try to stop it sometimes, but we're really more pre-occupied with just keeping the service running."
Common
Reminds me of that joke: "What's the last thing 90% of rednecks says before they die?"
"HEY Y'ALL! WATCH DIS!"
Even seen a Mercury capsule? They really arn't all that much more complex than some of these. Guess you could say this has been done 7 times already.
Mmm.. mush go watch "Right Stuff" now...
Doing somthing is better than doing nothing at all
Right on! And maybe Pakistan and India should lob a few nukes at each other for your entertainment! Maybe they should bring China into the fray!
Problems are always so easily solved when you're watching them on CNN, arn't they?
See, this is what's called a "clever media diversion".
Some writers either get paid by the word or have a minimum length they have to deal with. Either that or they get thousands of tear soaked letters from areas with cloud cover during the shower.
"On tonight's very special 'It Could Kill Your Children': FIRE AND BRIMSTONE FALL FROM THE SKY: We'll have the death toll along with today's lotto numbers after this."
this is a potential ratings bonanza! that or fodder for Jack Van Impe.
everything's going to be about the same, except technology will be slightly more advanced.
mankind conceptualy has hardly changed in the past 4000 years
mod me down all you want. just think back on this in 10 years. if you think anything has changed, kill yourself.
The Critic is back (kinda).
i have a simliar problem with the scrubing bubbles in my poorly ventilated bathroom.
That's a good point. CS education is about learning concepts, not syntax. Anyone can learn a language. Using it properly is what counts, at least in the real world.
THIS JUST IN: AOL announces compatability with ICQ. =)
99% of the time mutual funds invest in only stock and sometimes bonds. feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.
EW!!! The ocean smells bad. Let's go to the Gap.
Now no one can trace my mad fr1st postering sk1llz!!
B0mb-0mb hax0ring instructions are as follows:
Oh crap... forgot to czeck "Post Anonymously"
I moderate this article (Score: -2, Troll). Really guys...
Nevermind that he's just another rich kid who, no matter what titles his daddy buys for him, will never amount to anything.
Um, he's going to be a President... He's doing better than a fair amount of people so far.
there's college that offer that major?
geez, all this time i'm wasting. i'd probably be 3/4 of the way to my masters in binge drinking, and i'd have gotten my bachelors in a semester!!
"...and i see on your resume you have a ms in 'mental fortitude'. care to describe that?" =)
Over the course of the past few years, i've been observing the general public (american) getting dumber and dumber. aiming lower and lower.
i thought i was wrong. i hoped i was wrong.
this only serves to reenforce my beliefs. but still i have to believe... 5,000 years of recorded history filled with idiots (granted, without our hindsight). I still have to believe this is a hiccup... even the primative sumerians weren't uneducated enough to be PE majors. =)
That kind of activity is typical for home users, however MS could probably care less what the home user does as long as we're not reselling the product. They care what goes on in the business world, which is where their money is made. Since most companies play by the rules, I doubt those who use the subscription Office will be cracking it.