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  1. Re:Can I just say on Zen and the Art of Apache Maintenance · · Score: 4, Funny

    Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance really seems to be about right flaming gibberish. WTF is it with the last 10% of that book? I just can't make it through. I feel like I'm sitting in church with the simpsons hearing a lecture about who begat whom for weeks on end.

    That book needs to come with a health warning: "If you haven't studied ancient greek philosophy for 15 years, stop reading at page 192. Book may become airborne, or sit next to toilet gathering dust for decades. Aim away from face."

  2. Re:Because passports are never wrong! on U.S. to Require Passport To Re-Enter Country · · Score: 1

    This isn't to protect you. This is to slowly get people used to being fingerprinted, so eventually they can fingerprint everyone in the US

  3. Re:Not just late, but... on Aussie TV Networks Fight BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    Hell no, collusion is always a better business decision, you make more at the expense of the customers. That's why it's (usually) illegal.

  4. Re:Aussies on Aussie TV Networks Fight BitTorrent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The big question is - why oh why doesn't the dickhead australian voiceover bloke use Meters and Kilograms instead of feet and flamin' pounds?

  5. Re:Not just late, but... on Aussie TV Networks Fight BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    That's not why they stopped showing desperate housewives. It's some sort of agreement they have with 9 and 10, where they all switch to (close to) zero new content for a few weeks at a time to pad out the new episodes of various shows. For the last three weeks, desperate housewives and lost were on hold (the only things resembling big sellers on 7), and all flavours of CSI and Law and Order / NCIS / Simpsons switched to repeats or disappeared on 9 and 10.

    They do it at the same time, so you don't switch to watch a new CSI when there's a repeat of Criminal Intent on at the same time.

  6. Re:I would find this useful... on IRC On The PSP · · Score: 1

    So basically, you can't break the thing by touching it, unless you touch it so hard it breaks.

  7. Re:Roland Piquepaille on Burn Grass, Get Green Biofuel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, I'm suprised really, seeing how much trolling and FPing you do. Keep up the good work Mr. Coward!

  8. Re:(OT) Artists and berets on Hack turns GIMP into Photoshop Look-alike · · Score: 1

    You find it for me mate, and I'll design it away. Deal?

    Jebus.

  9. Re:Puma on Mac OS X Tiger Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    It's not a puma! It's not a puma, at all! /Try the fish, I'll be here all week.

  10. Re:(OT) Artists and berets on Hack turns GIMP into Photoshop Look-alike · · Score: 1

    Aw cummon, I'm a graphic designer, so I'm allowed to make all the mac/latte/beret/melbourne jokes I want.
    Personally I prefer a flat white or short black, and I'm wearing a baseball cap and a "XXXX Broncos black zone" shirt :)

  11. Re:the only gimp upgrade i want on Hack turns GIMP into Photoshop Look-alike · · Score: 5, Funny

    My boss is ready to buy 5 licenses for Adobe CS2, and I'd love to save him a few grand.

    This my friends, is how you get your ass beaten by every beret-wearing latte drinking graphic designer in the building.

  12. Re:Reproduction? on Robotic Nanotech Swarms on Mars... in 2034 · · Score: 1

    Hooray, grey goo!

  13. Re:Why do they need the SSNs? on Berkeley Grads' Identity Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    Ah I see... Due to the level of whinging that goes on around here, I figured in the US you needed your SSN to do anything more complicated than buying a litre (quart?/pint?) of milk :)

  14. Re:Why do they need the SSNs? on Berkeley Grads' Identity Data Stolen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because your SSN (like our TFN, or Tax File Number) is your nation ID number. Wether you like it or not, wether it's legal or not, it's still a fact. You guys have it worse than us, we seem to have the TFN for all "official" docs like government, financial institutions etc, and we have our license no for everything else, such as video cards etc. But we're still in databases all over the world, easily indexed by a small number of different "unique enough" keys.

  15. Re:I already have a good solution on The World's Most Devious Alarm Clock · · Score: 1

    Either way it's win-win :)

  16. Re:Dangerous headline.. on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: 1

    Who needs Joke-e-oke anyway? Get a bunch of blokes pissed and we all turn into a horrible conglomeration of Homer Simpson, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Leary and Dave Chappell already. Who needs a machine to remind you of the correct way to say it?

    "Hey, I'm Mr T I'll rip your cock off with my ass"

    "And then he said: 'gooni-goo-goo'"

    Yeah that's some very funny shit.

  17. Re:QUICK! on Culprit of Leaked Doctor Who Episode Found · · Score: 1

    Oh, and dude: don't forget to wind your watch!

  18. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? on EU Sleuths Think Microsoft Sabotaged Windows · · Score: 1, Funny

    English motherfucker, do you speak it?

  19. Re:They "think" it was "sabotaged" ? on EU Sleuths Think Microsoft Sabotaged Windows · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too little and way too late. Everybody I know who's even remotely computer literate (and a fair few who aren't really) have had it with real. I wouldn't install it if I had a signed afidavit from the CEO saying it won't call home or resist uninstallation, distills whiskey and prints $100 notes.

  20. Re:Geeks versus nerds on The Science Guy Returns · · Score: 1

    Man, I'm so old... I remember when power rangers came out, and I was like 15... I couldn't believe how much of a dodgey b-grade voltron knock-off it was.

  21. Re:IMHO DS is far better and the review is compari on PSP And DS Duke It Out · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nah, I'm a big nintendo fanboy, but I'm gonna have to say the PSP is by far a better machine. But frankly, at four times (import) or more than twice (if and when it's released locally in .au) the damn price, it'd sure better be.

    I've had a go at both in stores, and I must say I'm _very_ disappointed in the ds. I don't care that it's not as pretty, a flip-top makes up for that. The dual screen is definitely a gimmick though, and the graphics are in no way better than an n64. There's no filtering, and the textures are not perspective-corrected. It's comparable to the old Namco 3d arcade games (think toshinden, ridge-racer) or a slightly souped up ps1.

    In summary:
    a)The PSP costs ways more
    b)It's a fair sight better
    c)Nobody, not nobody, not nohow, is going to change their opinions- this story was just flamebait to drive ad revenue.

  22. Re:For those who don't know.... on Firefox and Open Standards the Way Forward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not the violence (BRING BACK THE BIFF!), but the low-down hits, the finger in the ass, and stuff like that.

    Wow, this is so gibberish to any none aussies out there :)

  23. Re:Yay. on Intel's 64-Bit Pentium 4s Hit The Streets · · Score: 1

    The memory-mapped IO i'd forgotten about, you're right. Not on the application memory size though, that's simply up to the OS whether it exposes 4k (default) or 2/4mb pages to the applications.

  24. Re:For those who don't know.... on Firefox and Open Standards the Way Forward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OT I know... but when will Hoppoate be kicked out of the league for life? He's a flamin disgrace that idiot....

  25. Re:Yay. on Intel's 64-Bit Pentium 4s Hit The Streets · · Score: 1

    Jebus. The supposed techno-elite of slashdot.

    The difference isn't more ram and bigger ints. X86 processors have been able to access >4gb for a very long time now, and even MMX1 was capable of 128bit math. The difference is that in 64bit mode, besides the general advantages (and all games could use better & faster math), it's that you get an assload more registers, the tiny little pockets of ram that sit right in the cpu core and are super-fast.