Don't forget wide open default file system permissions (Everyone full on \), or poorly thought out default file system permissions (Everyone full on \Inetpub).
Does this mean that they will no longer pull asinine stunts like giving Everyone full access to the root of an NTFS drive? Or giving Everyone full access to \Inetpub\* in default installations? Or installing NetMeeting, Media Player and other cr*p on a server?
And when will this happen, mebbe 2 years from now when they release Windows XP 2004 (or whatever the fork their marketing droids call it)?
How about slowing down this insane hardware and software product release cycle first to actually give things time to be developed to some adequate depth, resulting in stable and reliable systems? Look at how long it is taking the Holy Linux Kernel Tribunal to come up with a solid kernel. Or look at the unholy mess that Messysoft is kludging on top of Windows NT technology - just how many API layers do we really need to slow down 2+ GHz processors? At one point, a few years ago, I used to love the computer technology industry. Now I despise it with a passion for the shite it is excreting.
Teach them to use their own brains and not become parts of PR stunt for people who have more dollars than sense. Teach them that marketing and advertising are a capitalistic evil. Teach them to think for themselves.
Then, instead of offering the teacher a shiny red apple, you gift them a butt plug from the local adult store - get's the message across real quick like.
Just smeggin', forkin' great, now we will all have cancer for sure. Pffht! on this dumb-arse idea and all the other poop being excreted by corporations to part us with more of our money.
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TCP, UDP and anything else they can think of over XML, haven't you heard?
And the forkers get paid $1 million each per episode. And I thought that forker Seinfeld was overpaid at $0.5 million per episode...
Don't forget wide open default file system permissions (Everyone full on \), or poorly thought out default file system permissions (Everyone full on \Inetpub).
Does this mean that they will no longer pull asinine stunts like giving Everyone full access to the root of an NTFS drive? Or giving Everyone full access to \Inetpub\* in default installations? Or installing NetMeeting, Media Player and other cr*p on a server?
And when will this happen, mebbe 2 years from now when they release Windows XP 2004 (or whatever the fork their marketing droids call it)?
But then it wouldn't be Linux now, would it?
XML is just another, complicated, file format. Whoopee shite.
First you wankers shoved everything up HTTP's wazoo, now you are shoving everything up XML's wazoo. Say, why don't you implement TCP and UDP over XML?
PayPal's VISA is actually done by Providian.
Until you see a 'large' moving panning shot, like the few in LoTR:FoTR, and you go "ARGH! FILM SUCKS!!".
Oooh... Two (2) pussies for the price of one!
When they have lots of money.
Punch the little f'agit the wrote this forkin' software. Please.
Oh, you mean CNMPv1 (Complicated Network Management Protocol)...
Only as long as I can charge for usage of my CPU time, disk space and bandwidth, will I dedicate hardware to this silly buggery.
...and if Shrek had been called "Green Ogre, Farting Donkey", it would have gotten at least 8 or 10 nominations.
Excellent, better flesh tones on pr0n fotos!
Mod this down to flame bait, I dare ya, punk.
Truly scary idea this. Would give viruses a whole new level of terrorism...
ld: unresolved function "_have_sex" - link failed.
Nah, "Bullwankium".
Teach them to use their own brains and not become parts of PR stunt for people who have more dollars than sense. Teach them that marketing and advertising are a capitalistic evil. Teach them to think for themselves.
Then, instead of offering the teacher a shiny red apple, you gift them a butt plug from the local adult store - get's the message across real quick like.
You'll find me hiking the Grand Canyon.