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  1. Re:Lifespan? on Sun Adding Flash Storage to Most of Its Servers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When the old one fails, they sell you a new one. This is The Business Plan (c)(tm).

  2. Re:You will be missed bill on Bill Gates's Last Speech · · Score: 1

    All that money. All those people. Some many resources. And yet they still managed to excrete The Pile Of Poop Known as Vista. Something be wrong here...

  3. Re:The real question is.... on Next-Gen JavaScript Interpreter Speeds Up WebKit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every time I read something like that I want to bitch slap some sense into the 'tarded poster.

    What if you didn't have to wait for faster hardware? What if everything ran much faster on what you have now - TODAY? Why should should we have to continue to spend thousands of our hard earned currency units because developers are frickin' lazy? And what about mobile devices such as PDAs and mobile phones?

    Go back to Digg or wherever you crawled out from.

  4. Re:They lied! on Apple Releases Mac OS X Leopard Security Guide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Excellent!

    1) Read 250 pages.
    2) Charge $NNN an hour for "Security Services".
    3) Profit!!!

  5. Re:That's nice, and all on Canadian Group Files Facebook Privacy Complaint · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Borders, that is nations, states, etc. are all people-made creations.

    What people can, in their capacity for infinite stupidity, make, they can, in their capacity for reasonable amounts of wisdom, unmake.

  6. Re:Just le on Is UML Really Dead, Or Only Cataleptic? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    One can only hope that XML is next to die...

  7. Re:can't work even if they wanted it to on RIM In Trouble For Not Violating Privacy · · Score: 1

    you need a separate set of knowledge to effectively manage BES on top of Exchange Heh? Install BES on a seperate box (from Exchange) with enough resources. Use it. Or did I miss something when we deployed BES?
  8. Re:Failure tolerance vs. failure prevention on A Look At the Workings of Google's Data Centers · · Score: 0, Troll

    they are buying twice as much hardware as they would otherwise need In other words they are wasteful and Environmentally Evil. Lazy Google. Bad Google.
  9. Re:Beards on What Makes a Programming Language Successful? · · Score: 1

    No, it is the fanboiz and The Latest Fad c)(tm).

  10. Re:mi2cents on NYTimes Speculates On the Next iPhone · · Score: 1

    "iPoop. Therefore iAm!".

  11. Re:hmmmmm Vista... powershell ... winfs..... etc on Windows 7 Won't Have Compact "MinWin" Kernel · · Score: 1

    "Windows 7 - The Pile of Poop Formerly Known as Vista."

  12. Re:Great. on Internet-Based Realtors Win Monster Settlement · · Score: 1

    prices have been inflating like crazy over the past several years I never grokked that part. People are usually cheap SOBs looking for the lowest price on food, clothes, toys, computers, cars, etc., yet they all of a sudden got Truly Stupid paying huge prices for homes. Why???
  13. Re:dot-ca remains in the dark ages on Canadian Domain Name Registrants To Get More Privacy · · Score: 1

    CIRA should contract out the whole thing to Godaddy No thanks. Godaddy makes goatse's backside look small.
  14. Re:Heat on Huge Data Center Going Up In Sin City · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hoover Dam Yeah, great, except Lake Mead is at its lowest level ever since it was made by the dam. The South-West is in a serious multi-year drought and predictions have it that if it continues, in 10-15 years there won't be enough water running through the dam to turn a single turbine. What then?
  15. Re:I said it before, I say it again on Patriot Act Dampening Cloud Computing? · · Score: 1

    The idiot US Government already gets its Crackberry emails via servers outside the US.

    Facism here we come! Heil Bush! And all that...

  16. goodluckwiththat on Senate Committee Votes To Fingerprint Lenders · · Score: 1

    Good luck in getting Guido "The Killer Pimp" Loanshark to send in his finger prints...

  17. Re:The Question on Ballmer Says Vista Selling Really Well · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the computers I've bought and came with Vista, five of them so far, are running Windows XP. A polished, gold painted turd is still a turd.

  18. Re:Mass Hysteria on Line Forms At Apple's Always-Open Manhattan Cube · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple people "iPoop, therefore iAm!"
  19. Re:Hurray! on Canadian ISP Ordered to Prove Traffic-Shaping is Needed · · Score: 1

    The system is rigged to fuck us. Accept it and act accordingly. Yeah; and the lack of vaseline, or any other lube, just makes it that much more painful.
  20. Re:Slippery Slopes on UK Uses CCTV, Terrorism Laws, Against Pooping Dogs · · Score: 1

    "I poop, therefore I Am."

  21. Phooey on Nathan Myhrvold and the Business Of Invention · · Score: 1

    how incredible it is to have a group of very intelligent people sitting around a table developing ideas Anyone can sit around a table "developing ideas" - the hard part is making them into reality.
  22. Re:Why not worry about water shooting out of wells on DOE Pumps $126.6 Million Into Carbon Sequestration · · Score: -1, Troll

    CO2 could always be stored in the Black Hole between Bush's ears.

  23. Re:What is the method of determining damages? on MPAA is Awarded $110 Million In TorrentSpy Case · · Score: 1

    what is the basis for such a monstrous monetary judgement Extra large (movie industry) rectums need filling (padding) with $1 bills.
  24. Re:I'm waiting until 2015 on A Yottabyte of Storage Per Year by 2013 · · Score: 1

    Finally, enough storage for my pr0n collection.

  25. Re:Stop the Madness! on Peter Gabriel's Web Server Stolen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    possibly setting popular music back decades again Anything other than Rap and Hip Hop excrement, please.