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  1. Re:Please stop crying 'wolf' on Another Gaping Microsoft Security Hole Goes Unpatched · · Score: 1
    Please, for the sake of making my job easier, stop posting imaginary stories about imaginary Microsoft security holes.

    Steve?
    Is that you?
    You forgot to take your medicine again.

  2. Re:Will all these end up getting joined one day? on A GEANT Leap Forward In Networking For Research · · Score: 1
    Anyone know why the US1 and US2 head North West for Iceland and not for America?

    One, to keep the graphic clearer to use.
    Two, it is likely that the cables do head roughly in that direction
    as the shortest distance would be a Great Circle.

  3. Re:I looked into it and compared it with a Dreamca on Another $99 Web Terminal · · Score: 1
    Q.E.D.

    And that's why she still can have fun.
    You go grandma!

  4. Re:50 million on What Accessibility Options Exist for Unix? · · Score: 1

    50 million?
    Obviously they counted politicians.

  5. Re:Astronomers are just guessing on Dark Matter Measurements · · Score: 1

    If dark matter is falling into the event horizon of a black hole,
    and no one is there to observe it,
    does it emit radiation?

  6. Re:Been there, done that. on The Coming "Open Monopoly" · · Score: 0, Troll
    That's nice and all but you reported on this already last week.

    But this is 'open monopoly', where you can loop, ride the parsing railroad, enjoy free parking (telecommute), take chances, still deal with monopoly utilites such as water and electric, pay rent, and hopefully avoid jail.

    Please pay me $200.

  7. Re:Code Deletion Engineer on Coder or Architect? · · Score: 1
    managment in my company is looking for a 'code deletion engineer'... it's not a joke.

    Totally comprehend that. I deleted 40,000 lines of C code from a system once in order to make it function. Rewrote the removed functionality in approximately 4,000 lines of C and imbedded SQL.
    The problem was that management allowed the code to reach such a state. But thats what happens when management only understands SLOCs and fails to reward efficient design and coding. And of course, not doing peer reviews.

  8. This is alpha and won't be accepted until... on Ellison's ID Card Plan Gets More Attention · · Score: 1

    ...the card has geekcode

  9. Re:AT&T Has a Switch in the Basement of the WT on Vulnerability of Telco Switching Equipment · · Score: 1
    It was working perfectly (it was switching emergency calls) until 4pm sept 11th when it's batteries failed. All that with 110 floors piled on top of it. WOW.

    WOW is right.
    I noticed you used 'Has' in the subject line instead of 'Had'.
    Nice touch.
    It would be nice to save that puppy for historical reasons,
    maybe for the Smithsonian Institution.

  10. Re:come see the flaws inherent in the system on Vulnerability of Telco Switching Equipment · · Score: 1

    Appropriately modded IMHO. Read The Stupid Network.

  11. Oh, it's quite ripe... on DoJ Supports Dismissal of Felten v. RIAA Case · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...smells really bad from here.

  12. Re:Doesn't this already exist? on GOVNET In the Works · · Score: 1
    As far as I know this already exists in a way. The department of defense operates the defense switched network (DSN) which is a telephone switch network. DSN is used to do such things as launching nuclear attacks and has priority over the other telecommunications networks in the US (this is my understanding of it). Why doesn't the US just increase the capacity of this network and keep on using it?

    Because it does have ties to the PSTN (Public Switched Telephone Network), and is therefore susceptible to potential attacks. Not likely, but possible. With proper monitoring, all trunks to the PSTN could be disconnected in the event of an attack. But if you're not vigilant, and you don't pay people properly, well, stuff can slip through the cracks.

    In all likelyhood, this RFI is just more of the same crap, spend money on stuff instead of people, and in this case, pump up the economy.

    Now, who will bother to send in a response to the RFI, much less to a RFP? This is a huge project and I'm not sure there are many players that will want to bite on this. Maybe Microsoft and/or EDS, but I don't want to see Microsoft involved unless they are forced to cleanup all of their security holes in their software. Otherwise the project is useless from a security standpoint and only helps by spending money.

  13. Re:It's all in a name on Brian West Update · · Score: 1
    pedant-mode
    Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
    end-pedant-mode

    I'm curious, was it really interstate communication that was used? Seems to me that Uskogee, Oklahoma and Stigler, Oklahoma are really in the same *STATE*, and therefore he could *NOT* have used INTERstate communication to break the law.

    USKOGEE, OKLAHOMA - BRIAN KEITH WEST, age 24, of Stigler, Oklahoma, pled guilty today to intentionally accessing and obtaining information from a protected computer without authorization through the use of an interstate communication in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1030(a)(2)(C).

  14. Re: pr0n-spam on Study Finds Low Use Of Steganography On Internet · · Score: 1
    Yes, I've been researching that for some time. My conclusion is that it is not random at all. In fact, I've turned information over to the State Department regarding this. Whether it helps or not, I don't know, as I've not broken any encryption related to this.

    But if you wanted to set up a message delivery system that was open but hidden, there is absolutely no better way than encrypted messages associated with porn spam on Usenet.

    Delivery to anywhere. The recipient of the message can be anywhere and get the message, why they can read it at the library!

    Lack of traceback to the sender. All of the porn spam I'm referring to is posted via open NNTP servers with forged identification.

    Lack of prying eyes. Most people when reading Usenet will automatically skip over the porn spam, never to take a look at it. I used to, but something caught my eye, and made me look closer.

    Automatic destruction. It being the nature of Usenet, messages are purged off after time, and typically are not archived anywhere. In fact, even Google Groups (Deja) does spam cleaning, so these messages are not retained, which would be very helpful in breaking an encryption code. Lately, some of the porn spam messages have been using the 'X-No-Archive: Yes' directive.

    At this time, I am collecting porn spam from a set of newsgroups in the hope that I can find additional patterns.
    I'm using a NNTP proxy to filter out the normal stuff!

  15. Re:Construx Weaponry on Fling-A-Keg · · Score: 1

    How about a Spud Launcher?

  16. Re:Well.... on Spectrum Wars: The Hidden Battle · · Score: 1
    God knows 50 years from now we'll discover all the waves passing through our bodies gives us colon cancer or somthing.

    Gee, you're just figuring this out?
    Statistically, this is easy to prove.

  17. Run... on What About "Smart" Credit Cards? · · Score: 1

    Just runaway now!
    It's those damn marketing folks out of control again.
    They just want to track all of your habits via cross-referencing to a central database.
    It's just like tracking your IP across websites, except they'll know for certain that you really will spend money at those businesses.

  18. Re:Top secret information on Keyloggers Now Classified Technology · · Score: 1
    Before we know it, there could be keyloggers for everyone to download!

    Pick one

  19. Re:Not a DB guru on MySQL Gets Perl Stored Procedures · · Score: 1
    The primary advantage of stored procedures besides performance reasons is that you can store all of your DML (Data Manipulation Language) *in* the database. If done properly (you rarely see this in the wild), there is *NO* external code that does any INSERTs, DELETEs, or UPDATEs, only SELECTs from views and calls to stored procedures.

    This results in three main benefits. First, your entire schema (tables, indexes, and stored procedures, etc) is more easily validated and kept consistent. Second, schema changes made by the DBA will only impact stored procedures and views, which can be properly maintained by the DBA. If the changes are just new columns or normalization activities, the existing external code will not have to be changed unless that code needs to see new columns in the new or modified views, or the external code has to pass additional parameters to stored procedures. Basically, you can reduce maintenance costs. Lastly, and most importantly in my experience, it prevents crap programmers from screwing up the data in the database. All data rules can be properly enforced in the database. If you let anyone do the INSERTs, DELETEs, or UPDATEs and you are missing the rules (triggers, referential integrity constraints, etc), then your database can be invalid. By keeping all of the rules *IN* the database, you'll have much better control and less problems.

  20. Re:Constants not constant on Constants Not Constant? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Indeed. And even if we did happen to stumble across "the true nature of existence",
    how could we possibly know that we had, and that there wasn't some even better
    description lurking just beyond our reach?

    My theory is that we can never know the true nature of the universe
    because we are part of it.
    We can never be a true neutral observer.

  21. Re:Warhol Worm proposed: 15 minutes to total infec on Code Red: the Aftermath · · Score: 1
    Prediction: before the year is out, you will see a "worm kernel" that incorporates thought-out techniques like this, with a modular interface for plugging in the latest exploits.

    Wishful thinking? It's probably out already.

  22. Re:Microsoft PR on Code Red: the Aftermath · · Score: 1
    Actually, it might even be good PR for them too.

    this is what joe user will think:
    A dangerous "virus" threatens the entire internet (*cough*) and then microsoft comes to the rescue with a patch and saves the internet!

    Which would be a good reason for M$ to leave the holes,
    then release CR, wait for the PR, then release the patch when the PR starts to turn negative (Hotmail).
    Repeat as needed.

  23. Re:What is everyone else doing? on Code Red: the Aftermath · · Score: 1
    I wish there was a command to remotely turn a Windows machine into a smoldering pile of burnt plastic and silicon. But that's just how I feel.

    Well, there is a logical equivalent.
    Just call the FBI, tell them there is kiddie porn on the machine.

  24. Re:Stop blaming microsoft on Code Red: the Aftermath · · Score: 1
    If I lived somewhere where it rained bullets I'd make sure I installed bullet proof glass.
    If the manufacturer told me it was bullet proof I'd probably believe him.
    If it subsequently broke when a bullet hit it who's fault is it?
    yours probably :)

    However, I can sue for damages.
    In the case of CR and M$, there is no one to sue for damages, is there?

  25. Re:What's the problem? Igniting solid magnesium on How to Burn a Magnesium NeXT Cube · · Score: 1
    ...magnesium powder and a bit of detergent and water ...

    detergent and water? Petroleum jelly is what I heard is best.
    If you have no powder, just hacking the solid chuck so there are cuts that result in thin burrs usually will do the trick.