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  1. Re:Mwahaha. on Use Google Earth To Track Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was already easy to track him with all those RFID tags on the stuff in his bag.

  2. Re:I nominate this for Slashdot Story of the Year on Opera Purchase Rumour Control · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's a great name for a company. "You'll always have Rumour Control Systems when you need them!"

  3. Re:Moons on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 1

    So if we colonize the solar system, eventually someone might live in Mole City, Puck, Uranus?

  4. Re:That famous speech on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 1
    Yeah, "moon who must not be named"!

    And maybe the star Costello with the planets Who, What, I Don't Know ...

  5. That famous speech on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 4, Informative
  6. Re:There's always room for Aerogello on Stardust to Return January 15 · · Score: 1

    My full name is there, but with a different middle initial. I doubt it was a typo, so I probably tried, got a "that name is a dup" message, figured that I'd already done it and forgot, gave up. Ah well, the ill-fated Mars South Polar Lander and Deep Impact had my name so the Martians and Comet People will be looking for me.

  7. Re:Credulousness Abounds on Opera Purchase Rumour Control · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know what they say about Opera: It ain't over until Steve Ballmer sings.

  8. Re:I nominate this for Slashdot Story of the Year on Opera Purchase Rumour Control · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the story was that Opera had purchased some company called Rumour Control.

  9. There's always room for Aerogello on Stardust to Return January 15 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This probe used Aerogel for catching comet dust. It looks like bad-assed Blueberry Jello with a Cherenkov glow!

    I can't believe I didn't get on either of the name list microchips on this probe. Poot!

  10. Re:Ralph Yarro's ship comes in! on Stardust to Return January 15 · · Score: 1

    I don't suppose that the probe could have picked up some anti-matter along the way? (Then again, that would be too quick for them.)

  11. Buzzword city! on Visto Founder Blogs about Microsoft Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    As I thought about the problem, pondering the range of computing devices that would ultimately participate in reading and writing email/PIM data, I concluded that we'd eventually need virtual desktops to synthesize and synchronize the workspaces instantiated in each device.
    But what about the quantum phase variance? Don't you need to reverse the polarity of the neutrino flow? What a load of self-important dribblings with a completely unnecessary use of buzzwords just to make his obvious statements seem profound! (Hint: It wouldn't seem profound even if he played the theme to Backdraft along with it.)
  12. Re:Sacre Bleu! 519 members still have to vote? on France to Legalize File Sharing · · Score: 1
    Perhaps. Every representative system of government has its sneaky rules, procedures and customs, and the members rarely like to have a strict accounting of their attendance. Frequently someone has to officially request a roll call before quorum is enforced, and there might be reasons for not wanting to do that. Perhaps this was some committee of ammendment or something that required less people? *shrug*

    In any event, it can't be adopted as law until both assemblies stop ammending it and shuttling it back to the other. A vote conforme.

  13. Re:Sacre Bleu! 519 members still have to vote? on France to Legalize File Sharing · · Score: 1
    If you're not there for the vote, tough. That's why most places have party whips to round up politicians from the local bars and brothels, and that "bing-bong" sound to let everyone know that a vote is happening. That said, they'll find a way to bounce it back down from the upper house and re-vote when everyone is awake.

    Opposition party sneaks one over in the middle of the night in order to embarrass the government and score points. Not because they do or don't care about the issue. Nothing to see.

  14. 'Twas the (Night Before)x3 Christmas... on France to Legalize File Sharing · · Score: 1
    And all through the lower house, not a creature was stirring, except a tenth of the 577 deputies, of which 30 voted in favour of this ammendment. Joyeux Noël, but I doubt it'll survive very long once everyone gets back from the holidays.

    Ah well, it's the thought that counts.

  15. Tactile mouse? on How Would You Design a Captcha for the Deaf-Blind? · · Score: 1

    I thought that someone once made special mice with a finger tip vibrating pin-pad that would enable someone to feel the screen by moving the mouse around? (I don't imagine that it would be at all easy to read the Captcha text that way, but it might be a start.) Was this a goofy tech that never worked out, or did I imagine it and should I rush to the patent office with my new idea? (Strictly defensive patent, of course... But imagine the new pr0n possibilities for the deaf-blind!)

  16. Re:Tyrannosaurus Rex on Impressions From A Second Shipment 360 Owner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's a geek T-Rex? They always have skinny arms.

  17. Re:Touched by his noodly appendage... on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the judge is obvious an anti-pastafarian!

  18. Re:Won't happen. on Hacking Santa · · Score: 1
    If it doesn't cost too much, you could always anti-shoplift by sneaking it back on the shelf without getting a refund (and without giving them your name, if that's their policy on refunds).

    I wonder what the charge for anti-shoplifting would be? :)

  19. Re:Oh, I just thought of something EEEEEEVIL... on Hacking Santa · · Score: 1
    Remember the Barbie Liberation Army?

    Mind you, any terrorist Santaistas might face actions by the Department of "Homeland for the Holidays" Security.

  20. Re:Just like Apollo on Ham Hears Mars Orbiter 45 Million Miles From Earth · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he's also a member of the Military Affiliate Radio System, a liaison organization between the US military and Hams? (You in the back, that's M-A-R-S...)

  21. Re:WORST-JOB-EVER on Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    Digital Defluffer doesn't sound too bad.

  22. Re:Pixellation. on Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen · · Score: 1

    Someone (named Jack) will probably complain that the movie can be hacked to remove the pixellation.

  23. No big deal on Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen · · Score: 4, Funny

    For Spiderman they had to edit out two towers.

  24. Re:Please don't wake Cthulhu! on Journey Towards The Center of the Earth · · Score: 1

    No worries, the Japanese can supply him with all the tentacle pr0n he can use.

  25. Re:This doesn't generate power... on Ramp Creates Power As Cars Pass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the look of the top picture in the FA, it won't do your tires or wheel-alignment much good either.