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Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen
Evilelf writes "The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of
his bulge. They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume
could be distracting, reports the Sun. Hollywood executives have ordered the
makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects."
*snigger* That's sad, really.. who cares? If only it will attract more viewers.
This is totally untrue. The actually designed the suit with that in mind, and added padding to deal with it.
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I for one, welcome our well endowed, super hero overlord
First, who really cares?
Second, this is old news. I heard this on the radio a week or two ago.
Third, as someone else said, you wanna bet tons of chicks are going to see the movie just to get a look at this guy's wang?
They could have just got him to lose a bit of weight before they did the filming...
Oh, wait, that bulge.
he's living the dream.
They don't call him Superman for nothing...
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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...he's faster than a speeding bullet. Everybody has issues. :-)
I'd just write it into the story line. The bulge is a effect of pink kryptonite.
Funny How a rumor becomes fact just through repeating it everywhere...
Falling for viral marketting.
The cake is a pie
Even if the movie tanks, he will be remembered as the man that was so well endowed that they had to shink him digitally.
It was an MPIAA request, cuz they didn't want any competition in the "being a big dick" department.
I know his pain -- I also suffer from this disorder.
(Can't parents just explain it away by saying that Superman is All Kinds of Super?)
I have the same problem.
Maybe they shouldn't have hired Ron Jeremy to cast Superman
I, for one, will be waiting for the bulging uncensored version!
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Here is a link to a pic.
they didn't say that they were giong to digital touch it up, they just said that the executives in hollywood ordered them to do it that way. But, they were able to find a different way from what you are saying. there both correct.
Apparently, Slashdot is a site run by tittering adolescent faggots.
Does he compare to the king?
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But the effects budget would have been blown removing his massive package.
Star Wipe and out.
What's wrong with that, after all, he's a superhero! Can you imagine a superhero with a little mushroom and small peanuts? It's only normal for a superhero to be built at least like Rocco
You just got troll'd!
For the entire movie they should cover his crotch with pixellation effects as used in "the Sims" game when the CG characters take a shower or use the toilet.
It would serve to please the radically prudish, entertain anyone otherwise bored with the movie, and also demonstrate how blatantly ridiculous the US sense of morality has become.
For Spiderman they had to edit out two towers.
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Am I the only one who feels really sorry for the guy spending the whole editing process digitally reducing supermans bulge? Not something I'd want on my resume... Ncin
Why else do you think they call him Mr. Fantastic?
Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
What would they do if Superman was a black brother from da Hood?
So the size of a man's wombstirrer is news for nerds? Or is it stuff that matters? I can't figure this one out. Will someone with a deep-seated (HA) interest in Mr. Routh's babyleg explain it to me?
On a semi-related note, I guess this means we'll start posting lots of hollywood news, so I for one will regularly submit pictures of surgically enhanced celebrititties.
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It's the British who are supposed to have the prudish stereotype. It seems to me though that this now out-dated... and the Americans are becoming increasingly like Victorian Britain. Perhaps Brandon should be fitted with a Prince Albert ring to ensure no visible movement too.
This article reminded me of an old joke I once heard:
Superman was flying around the city and saw Wonder-Woman laying naked and spread-eagle on a rooftop. Superman thought that he would be able to fly down, screw her, and leave without her even knowing what happened. Sure enough, he did just that. Afterwards, Wonder Woman said, "What the hell just happened?" The invisible man, laying on top of Wonder-Woman replied, "I don't know, but my ass hurts like hell!"
You must all know what I'm talking about. Doc Oc in the second Spiderman movie was quite "well endowed" too. Could this be a sign "normal" and "normal American" proportions are spilling over into the "flawlessness" that is Hollywood?
In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
If it would be surgical that would be a real news.
Remember parents keep your kids in the dark and make sure they think everyone is as anatomically correct as a ken doll. Also my shit smells of sweet buttery bread all the time.
"to be like god we make our own dolls to play with, but what does that make us, but dolls for god to play with?" Ikari,
Someone had to say this.. what's going on here? Are nerds into hollywood gossip and drivel now days?
Shouldnt this be listed under "Your rights online"
.. we have news from ppl like Sun and Ananova? what next? and what has this to do with /.? oh yeah its stuff that matters..
Seems like this is just publicity, it worked for the Lindsey Lohan apparent 'breast reduction' in Herbie and they are trying it again here. Simple concept really, create a bit of naughty controversy over the size of main actor/actresses' breast/penis size and watch the film hype itself before it even hits theaters.
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No surprise.
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Just another step in the deballing of the American male.
God forbid a male look different than a female.
This country is a joke.
Go back to your legos and wait for the viper teams...
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It's a Blimp! It's an armadillo! It's Superman!!!!
In the competitive movie world, statements like this create hype which turns into ticket sales.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
FTFA:
The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.
I would KILL for advertising like that!
Headline from next week's people: "Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and J-Lo break up with boyfriends and husbands to view for the love of the new Superman"
Next we will get a story about a movie involving "gay cowboys"
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...that's not what pink kryptonite does...
. . . Brandon Routh to open for Lenny Kravitz.
...he is in the wrong sort of movies.
By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
"They'll never get that to fit on the album cover!"
(From the Cheech & Chong "bailiff, whack his pee-pee" skit.)
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Yah we're not supposed to grouse over rejected submissions but,
/. editors, i've submitted at least a 1/2 a dozen stories more on topic with being "news for nerds" than this one.
/. editors want to comment? Is this a turn on or penis envy? WTF!
HOLY FUCKING HELL THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A BULGE IN A GUYS COSTUME!!! What the hell
Taco, do male bulges turn you on? Michael? Any other
I mean sure, superman IS nerdy to a point. It's science fiction, it was a comic book, maybe we can stretch it out to include Christopher Reeds fetus brain sucking stem cell cheerleading, but "OMFG SUPERMAN HAS A PENIS BULGE!! ROTF LOL!!" is about as nerdy and mature as the turd reports discussion on what he left in the toilet bowl. I'm sorry, it has no place here.
And before you decide to downmod me, seriously ask yourself, are you happy with this story being posted? Have you, yourself, the moderator had stories rejected in the last few months only to see this stupid childish drivel posted on the slashdots front page? Seriously, this story is about as mature as reading at -1 and GNFOS posts. I'm really disheartened to see a site that started off with such a great concept fall completely into trash journalism.
Before anyone says "Chill toq, it's parody" Duh!, yes I know it's a parody, but ask yourself, does even a parody about the new superman actor having a super dick even qualify as news for nerds? Didn't think so.
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Is it a bird? Is it a dildo?
NO! It's..... Supersizedman!!
Privacy is terrorism.
If they wanted a smaller bulge, they could simply have made it smaller before filming; hiding a large endowment just isn't a problem--transvestites all over the world have demonstrated that.
Altogether, this story is likely fake.
This guy should have been cast for 'brokeback mountain' instead of superman...
Is that kryptonite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Shouldn't Superman have a super unit???
The exact opposite is probably true, he has nothing going on and they made up this story to explain away any CGI enhancement you notice in that area.
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has no one here tried wearing skin tight lycra lately? put it on any man and you can see his dick and balls. its bound to be unsuitable for a giant screen family viewing - it's not complicated or unique to this guy. they just have to strap his dick down with tape or something, no digital er.. manipulation necessary (or used, apparently). the root problem is men should not be wearing skin tight lycra, if they are being filmed.. (speaking from experience as a cyclist here).
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Am I the only one slightly pissed off by this?
Women prance around almost naked in both TV and movies all the time. Nipples and boobs stand out way more than any guy's package.
But we can't see even an indirect indication of male genitals? What's the problem? Afraid it's going to come get you? Afraid of the revelation that men actually have penises?
I am not a big supporter of the sexualization of our media - I think it's a race to the bottom, in terms of the quality of content. But neither am I a supporter of some kind of willful blindness or disgust at the natural figure of men.
Here's the fundamental problem: Why is the male figure labeled as obscene, while the female figure is exalted?
Maybe it's all just because men always want to see female sexuality, but women are squeamish about seeing male sexuality.
But when it comes to art, or even a simple bulge, do we really have to pretend that penises don't exist just to make the public 'feel ok'? What is this thing between my legs then, which must be perpetually denied and hidden from view? Some kind of leprous growth?
Do we really want our sons to think their natural bulge is something to be ashamed of???
I say that it's demeaning and insulting to men to censor a natural bulge covered by clothing (even moderately tight clothing).
Funny though it is, this was reported by the Sun. The sun doesnt have any real news at all in it that I am aware of.
Some people seemed to be taking it seriously or trying to debunk it. You dont need to do research on it to find that out. If it was printed in that rag you can safetly assume its trash.
So it is perfectly fine to show women on screen with outrageously large surgically-enhanced boobs halfway out of her shirt, but it's offensive to show men with their completely covered, natural (according to the article) endowment?
It's bad enough when they show us women as sex symbols, but you'd think that they'd at least give us something to ogle, too? Or is the target audience for the superman movie supposed to be straight men only?
The same thing happened to Burt Ward who played Robin in the Batman and Robin TV series. He was also apparently hung like a horse, and that pissed Adam West off a little bit because he *wanted* to be hung like a horse.
See Burt Ward's biography "My Life in Tights" for details. Its amazing what went on behind the scenes of that show. The stunts gone wrong, the sex the machinations, the jealousy, the romance. Its a hilarious and interesting read for anyone who liked that show.
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This is the lowest low for Slashdot. Treating a piece of nonsense that was proved as un-true five days ago and the source is arguably the worst of the British tabloids, The Sun. Does the Slashdot name and tagline mean anything anymore?
Mr. Smoove
Why is a story about some dude's wang even on here? There is barely a shred of tech relevance to it!
All I know is that if I were said dude and stories of my sizeable junk were all over the news, I would be high-fiving everyone I saw.
From: "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", by Larry Niven:
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
How about the torture of having to suck in your chest and clench your abs so long to meet society's standards of what an attractive male stomach should look like.
Looks like average anatomy to me. I think I'll put this down as a publicity stunt.
Do they not teach men these days to tuck? It's so much more pleasing to the eye than the usual asymmetric bulge.
Is this really some geeky or informative news....I can see the content of slashdot deteriorate by each day.Bye bye /. you used to be fun!
Why do they need to do this digitally? Just remove the padding from the guy's jock strap, and they're good to go!
Angelina Jolie for Superwoman! With Camel Toe!
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I think the news for nerds appeal is more this: look at this ridiculous use of technology. Look how far digital effects have come that the possibility of subtly manipulating every frame in which the lead actor appears (for a trivial reason) is accepted.
/. in a timely fashion.
Granted I read both this story and the debunking of the story ages ago, so it certainly didn't appear on
I understand that you have a strong opinion about this, but there are certainly far better ways to make your point. The instant you used the phrase, "Christopher Reeds fetus brain sucking stem cell cheerleading" I lost any respect for you I might have ever had.
Even if you're going to be insulting and ridiculous, at least get the late actor's name right.
red superman boots. What did you think I was going to say? Pervert.
Awfergodsake... Batman can have nipples that could cut glass on his costume (not to mention the whole matching Robin homoerotic costumerie), the Mystique character from x-men can crawl across the screen buck-ass nekkid but for a few well-placed scaly-things, and even the Spy Kids characters have proto-breasts and pouches to stimulate the (hopefully) 12-year old pervs in the audience. And I'm still scrubbing my brain from watching the characters in Lost in Space.
And Superman can't appear too male. Jebus. I'm not in favor of having a super-dong waved in my kid's face on the big screen, but come on, the bar is pretty low these days. This is the least of my worries.
I think not...(*poof*)
designed the suit with that in mind, and added padding to deal with it.
In the 70's, the crooners put rolled up socks down their pants.
Behold the 21st century! Now teams of costume designers labour for a month on a cod piece, and then "leak" information about how noticeable it is.
You can't take the sky from me...
This is the male equivalent of camel-toe. I don't think that'd be allowed throughout a 2-hour movie either.
Breasts aren't quite as far down the Religious Right's 'Unacceptability Scale', for some reason - Janetgate notwithstanding.
Dealing with lawyers would be a lot less tedious if they all looked like Casey Novak.
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I've seen bigger. LINK
Only the part about digital effect is wrong, the majority of the story is correct - they thought it was too big and "need" to cover it up.
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
amazing what a pair of socks in your underwear can do for your "package"
This would have been seen the first time that he put on the costome, and could have been covered up with thick rubber pants just like in batman movies.
to the 21st century where American puritans still rule. There is nothing to be seen (no skin) and yet there is 'news'.
My kids preschool works hard to encourage kids to use proper names for their body parts - surely us grownups can handle the word penis.
It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
Women on the other hand do look down there. Even if they deny it, it has been shown to be true during research where the movement of the eye was followed and they definitly do a quick check down there when they meet a man.
Oh and as for the whole size matters. This is what one woman told me. When she masturbates she frequently doesn't even penetrate and when she does she uses at most 2 fingers.
Now if your penis is no bigger then a woman's finger THEN you got a problem. For the rest, it is skill and the most important piece of knowledge? If you penis might be a bit small, you still got 10 fingers and a tongue. Some women even seem to like this whole foreplay thing.
Check if you can the most popular masturbation aids for women. A very good seller is always the egg/butterfly devices wich do not even do penetration. They just are smooth rounded objects that vibrate and are used on the outside. The huge 15inch black rubber slongs? Not for solo use. Women on their own seem to prefer simple small designs, the outlandish stuff is usually bought by males (possibly for their girls).
Think of it like this, if women enjoyed being stretched to the max they would look forward to their pap smear exam.
How do I know this? Well I worked in a side branch of the porn industry, maintaining those pay porn sites you all know and love. I also dealt with a local guy who owns several establishements in the amsterdam red light district. He makes a lot of money NOT from grubby old men but from females (often tourists) who come to buy a little helper.
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I just wonder if this story got to Fark, because those guys... they reaaaaly know their PhotoShop :)
You can't handle the truth.
I do too, but that isn't enough to get me to see the movie. I think though that it is a tactic to sell more DVDs because I believe that DVDS are higher margin than ticket sales. If they create buzz around his genitalia then they can create a strong revenue stream for years to come. Very similiar to how Brokeback mountain will make tons of money in DVDs because it is "the gay cowboy movies.
I take pictures
This is just to raise more FUD in the badguys.
Your sig(k) has been stolen. There is a puff of smoke!
Fig leafs have always been used for this sort of thing. ;-)
"Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?"
"Sure, why not?"
"He's an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them."
Viral marketing. Move along. Nothing to see here...
I'll never be on the big screen if that's their attitude
Power to the Penguin!
"It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen."
ok even if it's true, who says a guy is " extremely well-endowed" unless they're fucking him (or want to be) and bragging about it or they're talking about a pornstar?
sounds like BS to me
my karma will be here long after I'm gone
This is the kind of quality blogging that makes Slashdot #1 on my list.
Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.
.....
It must be weird to be a hollywood accountant. You would see things such as:
Explosions: $1,432,837.76
Stunt candy glass: $79,387.97
Crotch reduction FX: $2,837,062.77
Table-ized A.I.
Doesn't look that damn big. Smells like a publicity stunt to me.
I'm sure most of today's kids have seen Labirynth.
- Mom, what's that big thing inside Superman's pants? ...that... that's nothing, dear. Just keep watching the movie, ok?
...I must have spoiled that woman.
- What? Oh... *blushes*
He finds her reaction strange, but asks nothing else and keeps watching the movie. The other day, however, he asks dad to take him to watch that same movie...
- Dad, what's that big thing inside Superman's pants?
- That? Oh, that's just his pee-pee.
- I asked mom, and she said it's nothing. Why's that?
- Damn... *grins with pride*
Circumcision is child abuse.
Next time around, they should have Superman portrayed by a really butch lesbian. No bulge problems there.
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...to keep you talking about this movie.
They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun. This is the Sun, these are the same people who report about a cut-out meteor protection amulet.
In the first episode of Lois and Clark , Clark was trying on his Superman costume for the first time. His mom (who had designed and sewed it in this version) walked in to see how he looked in the costume:
Martha: Well, one thing's for sure. Nobody's going to be looking at your face.
Clark: Mom!
Martha: [laughing] Well they don't call them tights for nothing!
Did you hear about Lois Lane's death?
It was ruled a suicide, because she blew her brains out.
ba-dum-ching!
If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
Am I the only one that's not impressed? Looks pretty average to me, what with 2 layers of super hero suit covering and all. I seriously expected to see a something that looks like an arm running down his leg... You people are amazed it's not concave?
Since everyone around here seems to have affirmed their sexuality by "getting stuck on Superman's penis," did anyone actually notice the plot outline of Superman Returns?
When did Krypton get around to putting itself back together, or was the whole I'm-an-alien-from-an-exploded-planet thing just get swept under the rug?
Goatse is even too big for the big screen!
I don't understand the Hillary Clinton fascination, though.
They have similar problems.
Did Supergirl have camel toe?
Batmans package ain't too bad either...
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He's not "Anglo." He is a Jew.
RAUS!
Movie bosses are looking at Superman's buldge.
It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
I gotta admit as a big superman fan who hasn't missed an incarnation since christopher took up the cape, i'm really aprehensive about this movie....REALLY aprehensive..why couldn't they just get tom welling to play the dude...and why does routh's costume look so gay...C'mon!!
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I wear cycling pants at the gym. Old ones with just a thin chamois. I do this because part of my workout involves riding a stationary cycle and I hate having sweats or gym shorts bunching up. But, not to brag, I spend the rest of the workout trying not to show off, especially in profile.
So I understand what the censors mean.
And I think they should just let the world know that men have sex organs, too.
1. All your bulge are belong to us.
2. In Soviet Russia, bulge digitally edits you!
3. A. Film Superman's huge package B. Release movie C. ??? D. Profit!
4. Will the new Superman's bulge run Linux?
5. "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
6. Eh ... I have a Beowulf cluster of enormous genitals.
7. I have a tiny penis, you insensitive clod!
8. In Korea, only old people look at Superman's crotch.
9. Wow, would you look at^H^H^H^H^HI'm not impressed.
10. CowboyNeal
I went to the nutcracker yesterday (the ballet) and all the dudes were totally wearing different versions of Superman's outfit from the new movie. There were tons of kids in the audience, too. They were bored, mostly, but I don't think any of them carried away hideous emotional scars from the copious display of huge bulging packages. Go figure...
Mods I know this is of topic so mod away, just wanted to answer this guy Porn sites advertise there. Now there is a nasty bit about the world of economics that works like this. Banks are perfectly happy to TAKE money from the porn industry but will never ever lend it. You must be very discreet about even being a porn company to be allowed to open an account and them to hold your money.
Porn does not have huge stock market launches. The money invested is either your own savings or belongs to the kind of people who do not believe in loss leaders. No I am not going to say mafia but lets just say that you could at times be fooled.
So the porn industry is about making money and it is about making money now. A tactic like MS launch of the x-box with subsidie and making a loss on it simply CANNOT be done. So if porn companies pay to advertise on a site dedicated to free content you can bet they are certain to still somehow make a profit even from piracy.
Piracy has however three sorts. The commercial piracy were content is stolen and resold as if it was their own (very big problem) and "free" piracy were someone shares the content they BOUGHT (very important) for free. There is also a mix (like "free" sites like empornium wich make money from ads they can only sell because they are giving away others peoples content for free). So 3 types of piracy not looking good so far eh?
Luckily we have a couple of factors in our advantage compared to other industries having to deal with (non-commerical) piracy. Our production costs are a tiny fraction of the costs of producing even the lowest forms of "normal" entertainment. In hollywood $20 million is apparently considered a low budget. You could make the porn movie of all porn movies with that kind of money.
There is also an insatiable demand for "new" content. I say new in quotes because it doesn't have to be new as in hollywood new. You can have the exact same scene and just film it with different actors/actrices and make a line of sequels that make Rocky look fresh and exciting. And the customers will lap them up and demand MORE. No need for trilling plotlines or brilliant special effects. Doggy style NEVER gets old. Just look at how many porn titles have something like vol 24 behind them.
While there are some star with staying power who can be in the industry for years a very large segment is dependant on customers always wanting something new. The girls who are not clearly suckered into it in general go from being models to nude models to girl-girl to boy-girl and usually from photos to video. And then they disappear. "Fans" will eagerly demand their favorite does X next and then when she has done it all she will be quickly forgotten for the next fresh thing. Some erotic stars of old new this very well and NEVER went beyond a certain level ALWAYS leaving their fans wanting more and being able to last years were some last barely a few movies.
The low production cost and constant demand for more is important because there is a huge supply and products just don't last long. While there is a market for classics it is but a tiny portion.
So how can you still make money when everything you produce is also available for free? Well first reason is simple, the majority of customer do not realize it is free or have used kazaa. Now searching for porn on kazaa delivers you A virusses B worms C sickening stuff D not what you want. So a large group just doesn't think porn can be gotten free (just google for free porn to see what I mean). Even that group that does know (the visitors of the sites you mention) sometimes just want their fix NOW. Not when someone else has posted it. Rememeber ALL the content hosted has been bought by someone. Remember also that production costs are low? We do not need 100 million people to pay for our content like hollywood does to make a profit. Also remember that most paid content is insanely expensive. Most video stores sell porn dvd's for a far higher price then blockbuster hollywood releases. Pay
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I'm sure the American Girl can do it!-))
This "news" seems more suited for lpsg than slashdot.
That's completely absurd. This is partly a leftover form of repression, the kind that gave us sexless/unuch Barbie and Ken dolls.
Kids today, especially, are well aware of sexual differences - they don't need Superman to point it out (and parents out there realize this). And I doubt an underdeveloped kid is going to be concentrating primarily on Superman's bulge. GET OVER IT.
And if an adult finds pleasure in Superman's "bulge"... okay, and so what?
They're wasting their time on purification standards that simply don't belong in this day and age.
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Just get him to think about Roseanne having sex with CmdrTaco...
Urghh!! I think I'm gonna be sick.
Kate Bosworth, the new Lois Lane needs your help!
We can rebuild her. Better, Stronger, Bulger!
We all know, Christopher Reeve never had to deal with "bulge" when working with Margot Kidder's boyish build.
"Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
I used to play club soccer with B.J. back in high school. He wasn't Pele, but he wasn't pudgy by any means.
I laughed my head off when I found he was on Undressed, and couldn't belive he got the part for Superman.
Hopefully this encourages more high school students to get involved in theater and paticipate in community plays. Glad the hard work paid off for him.
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"I'm not in favor of having a super-dong waved in my kid's face on the big screen, but come on, the bar is pretty low these days."
:)
Just wait till the Doug Winger movie comes out...on three screens.
So umm do you call this Scrotoscoping ?
Why not just lower the temperature on the sets by 10-20 degrees?
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
A number of years ago ... about 25 ... there was a porn film with a woman wearing a leotard with the Superman "S" on it. The movie's maker was threatened with a copyright violation lawsuit, so they went through the whole film, and every frame where that "S" showed, the "S" was obliterated with a black marker. Of course this was not consistent from frame to frame, and the result was a unique black sparkle on her chest throughout most of the film.
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...they were talking about Supergirl, then I'd take notice. Otherwise, big deal, moving along...
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. The psychochristians hate anything vaguely homoerotic because they're so far in the closet they're under the piles of shoes.
People, this is why we must keep donating to The Little Donny Foundation, so that we may prevent this horrible problem.
What is this thing between my legs then, which must be perpetually denied and hidden from view?
A bottle of booze?
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Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.
GW Bu
Mr Bush criticised the press for revealing this earlier in the week. "Yesterday the existence of this secret was revealed in media reports, after being improperly provided to news organisations. As a result, our enemies have learned information they should not have, and the unauthorised disclosure of this damages our national security and puts our citizens at risk," he said.
Apparently someone told Disney that with Herbie: Fully Loaded, Lindsay Lohan's bra was too, so they used CGI to trim that down as well. So it's not just poor Supes who could get the reduction.
At least they padded the right side of the outfit. :-)
Do you have some documentation?
So, the studio execs were afraid of controversey about the size of his dick, so they decided to downplay it with some pre-release gossip? Riiiiggghhhht....
$50 says he posted this roomer all over the net himself! Wait, this isn't a bad idea, excuse me... I have to uhm... wash the dishes. PS: No, I will not send you $50.
IF the saying about guys with sports cars is true.... what does he drive?
Lesbians are more socially acceptable because a large proportion of the male population doesn't see lesbian sex or relationships as being real or exclusive. They see it as interesting, arousing, and something that they can participate in. To some extent, animosity between the lesbian and bisexual communities is due to the perception that bisexual women help to perpetuate that stereotype.
The funding difference between breast cancer and prostate cancer seems to be to some degree affected by how the respective genders view those bits of their anatomy. Women do not tend to be horribly embarrassed to say that they have breast cancer. How many men do you know that would be comfortable talking about prostate cancer? Even without the cancer, women are more comfortable talking about breasts than men are about prostates. Frankly, women are probably more comfortable talking about prostates than men. It's hard to get people to speak up for a disease that so many are too embarrassed to talk about.
As a final note, lesbians and gays are both homosexual. The term applies equally.
~ Leilah
thank you for giving me a big enough erection to do sometihng with
Well I'm small. So does that mean I can get the part of Superman? - PCon
That picture was AFTER the member in question was edited out. Here's the original: actual superman pic. (photobucket.com) Movie magic at its finest.
Vegeta, from Dragon Ball fame, has children with the human Bulma and Saiyans suposedbly have superhuman strenght. That cat has a max power level of 400,000,000 durring the Bu saga. Ah well, at least saiyans can lower thier poswer level just for the sexin.
Superman not sexin. Lois in the comics doesn't make too much sense since I think they got it on during the comics at one ponint (this is what happens when you blog late at night).
http://www.brandonrouth.com/gallery/displayimage.p hp?album=lastup&cat=3&pos=0
:)
Look at the picture here. Notice the 'other' hand of the female
Just add a little red cape in front too.
Problem solved.
John Byrne's Superman (and its newest Smallville incarnation) powers developed this way: invulnerability (by forcefield) at age of four, strength at age 10-12 (IIRC), speed at age 15, heat vision, super-hearing, and x-ray vision at age 16, flight at age 17 (but it's psychologically blocked for now) -- and according to Smallville, Clark lost his virginity at age 18 to Lana Lang. :-)
It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
I seem to remember hearing that Burt Ward's bulge was too big and Adam West's wasn't big enough. I am, of course, referring to Robin and Batman, respectively, of the 60's Batman live-action show.