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  1. Re:No begging on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're that guy at parties no one wants to talk to because he's so damned pedantic.

    Fixed that for you.

  2. Re:No begging on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    popular == unlearned

  3. I get it on JFK, LAX To Test Millimeter-Wave Scanners · · Score: 1

    The agency added that security officers viewing the scans would do so remotely, where they will not be able to recognize passengers but will be able to trigger an alarm if needed.

    In other words, they'll post every picture online at am-i-a-terrorist-or-not.com and those who get the highest scores are detained. Thank you, Internet.

  4. Re:No, I'm not going to see the ads. on Consumer Groups Advocate for 'Do Not Track' Registry · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, those posts are irritating as hell. Please try to respond with original thoughts. Thank you.

    Were you saying something? I use DoucheBlock, so I don't see these things.

  5. Re:I thought this was a news site. on End of the Internet's Tax-Free Ride? · · Score: 1

    What the hell does your income have to do with a use tax? If you make more money than another guy and you buy a shovel, do you somehow derive more use out of that shovel than the other guy?

    I think the assumption is that the more money you have the more stuff you're gonna buy. Since they don't expect you to accurately (or honestly) state how much you bought they just pull a number of of their ass based on your income and add it to the bottom line.

    Oh well, we're never going to have any revolutions or anything over this, so who cares

    I do; I'm leaving in a few months. NYC is okay, but in my opinion it sure as hell isn't worth the money.

  6. I thought this was a news site. on End of the Internet's Tax-Free Ride? · · Score: 1

    I live in NYC and not only does just about every place I buy online from already have a store somewhere in the state so I have to pay state tax and postage, I also have to pay a NY state "use tax"--the amount due based on my income--under the assumption that I'll buy something from another state.

  7. Re:Stuff that matters on Doctorow Tears Up ISP Contract Over Net Neutrality · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, just look at his glasses. Look at all of the smart people's names he saddled his kid with. Can't you see that he's full of innovation and smart thoughts?

  8. Re:How is this new information? on Weak Rivets May Have Sped Sinking of Titanic · · Score: 1
    If the rivets were such inferior quality why did the Olympic sail without problems (including being rammed by the cruiser HMS Hawke) for 24 years?

    TFSS of the TFA says that there were also problems with the Olympic:

    A photograph taken by Harland & Wolff shows extensive damage, including open rivet holes, which suggest that the Olympic was also built with substandard rivets. After repairs, however, the Olympic had a long career, until 1935, and was even nicknamed Old Reliable.
  9. Psystar? on Psystar Offers $399 "OpenMac" Computer · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Could they possibly sound more ghetto? Sure there isn't room for a "cyber" in there somewhere?

  10. Re:Slow To The Story on Internet Sites Biased Towards Supporting Suicide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember, Slashdot is powered by your submissions!

    Sometimes multiple times.

  11. Paterson can't see a problem with that. on New York to Implement an 'Amazon Tax' · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

  12. Re:Hope they are not wasting much money on this. on Researchers Create an Automatic Backup Band for Singers · · Score: 1

    Ewww, they're just like sooooo last week.
    You should check out 'Drunken Uncle does Karaoke"


    Naw, they sucked even back when they were The Pogues.

  13. Re:Rome was not built in a day on Why Microsoft Surface Took So Long To Deploy · · Score: 1

    Original IBM PC...not very useful for anything practical

    You mean the IBM 5100? My folks had one doing number crunching for multi-currency sales and inventory back in 1975.

    That year I only used it to play games, but later I learned about programming by printing some of those programs and figuring out how to convert the code to work on my Apple ][.

  14. Re:born for the job? on The Man Who Guards Clinton's Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 1

    His name is Schilling? And he shills for Hillary?

    Only on the off season.

  15. Re:This is old news on Building the World's 4th Fastest Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    What most people don't know is that this project is funded by the Tata Group

    Nice. We like big tatas.

    We like nano tatas too.

  16. Re:What??? You talking about??? on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 1

    So, why do you think we have that much deaths by firearms here?

    Because folks won't stop playing The Girl from Ipanema?

  17. Enough! on Suspended Animation In Mice Without Freezing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Enough of this fake "science" funded by corporations like Taco Bell.

  18. Re:Never forgive! The day MS ate BUNGIE!!!! on Someday You'll Hate Apple (And Google Too) · · Score: 1

    I remember, and I have never purchased a Halo/Microsoft game since. I've owned Apple computers since 1985 and I remember which companies have fucked me over (I'm looking at you, Palm).

    Sure, if I were in Halo's position I probably would have taken the money, but they'll never get mine again. It's not like I needed to play their game.

  19. Typo there in the summary on To Search Smarter, Find a Person? · · Score: 1

    The summary mistakenly wrote "Unhelpful detritus" when it should have had "sea anemones of the web who need a piece of reinforcing rod steel swung at their shins."

    Hope this helps.

  20. Re:"Cyber Cops"? on The International Cyber Cop Unit · · Score: 2, Funny

    So long as they track and kill spammers in their 20% creative time it's cool with me.

  21. Re:Cookie Monster on What's Your Favorite Monster? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus none of those other monsters have as catchy a song as "C is For Cookie".

    Meh. The song's not that great, but it's good enough for me.

  22. Re:ACLU is biased? on US House Rejects Telecom Amnesty · · Score: 1

    The calculation is that it's beter for your ex-wife to have a grenade than for her to be put in a prison camp.

    Do I have to give her the pin too?

  23. Re:Attention: "security personel" on House of Representatives To Discuss Wiretapping In Closed Session · · Score: 1

    We need to damn these fuckers with their own words.

    Absolutely. And while I think its unlikely that we'll get a Scooby Do/The Closer confession on video, I'm willing to settle for a macaca moment.

  24. Re:This could seriously change some things on Nerve-tapping Neckband Allows 'Telepathic' Chat · · Score: 1

    Walk into high school math class at 9:45, pop quiz says the teacher, reads the questions, pausing for 30 seconds after each one, computer whirring in the corner, at 10:05 the teacher announces "Well, since 6 of you failed today we are going to study xyz"

    This is already being done in classrooms with clickers.

  25. Just like the movies on Powerful Optical Telescope Captures First Binocular Images · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everything will seen through an infinity-symbol-shaped viewing area.