The Man Who Guards Clinton's Wikipedia Entry
Timothy found a profile in The New Republic of Jonathan Schilling, a 53-year-old software developer from New Jersey who works to keep Hillary Clinton's Wikipedia entry clean and fair throughout the election season. "After he started editing her page in June 2005, Schilling became consumed with trying to capture her uncomfortable place in American culture, researching and writing a whole section on how she polarizes the public... [T]he attacks on Hillary's page mainly take the form of crude vandalism... It's different on Obama's page, where the fans — no surprise — are more enthusiastic, the haters are more intelligent, and the arguments reflect the fact that Obama himself is still a work under construction... The bitterness of the fights on Obama's page could be taken as a bad sign for the candidate. But it may actually be Hillary's page that contains the more troubling omens. Few, if any, Hillary defenders are standing watch besides Schilling. In recent days, the vaguely deserted air of a de-gentrifying neighborhood has settled over her page..."
Maybe I'm just getting older, but this election is really making me lose my faith in the political process. Elections seem to be nothing but bitter slander now. Sure, it's always been that way to some degree, but at least Bill Clinton's first run in the early 1990s, for all the debate and polemics involved, managed to be entertaining (remember Primary Colors ?). This whole process, on the other hand, is just sad.
"researching and writing a whole section"
There's a rule against original research on Wikipedia.
Just make sure to keep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Ownership_of_articles in mind, Jonathan.
More like Johnatan Shill.
It's not just Hillary Clinton's page.
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Just for a laugh, check how often pages on completely neutral and uncontroversial subjects are vandalized.
The Carrot (vegetable)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Carrot&action=history
Just in the past week:
- Replacing the entire page with "carrots cause wicked diarrhea"
- Replacing paragraph headers with "==Uses== (I LOVE NICK JONAS)
... that one of the Obama "editors" calls himself "Bellwether".
Until recently, Bellwether, a.k.a. Kevin Bailey, was an analogue to Schilling on Obama's page.
Anyone know what a bellwether is? No? It's a neutered male sheep, with a bell on a cord around its neck. You let it loose in open grazing, and it will find other sheep, and then you find it by listening for the bell ringing as it ineffectually tries to mate with the ewes it's found.
Probably not the best nickname to choose, I'm thinking.
Is anybody guarding this page?
I've bookmarked your reply. I think it's even worse than the article. Not that I read it.
You clearly don't have a shirt or anything.
His name is Schilling? And he shills for Hillary? Is her campaign manager Miss Moneypenny? Am I the only who sees the irony?
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And he guards it well with his shotgun. Don't even think of clicking that edit button, or it will be the SECOND last click you ever hear.
This is the best political theater I've seen in my 45 years: watching up-tight white Democrats tear themselves apart trying to choose between Clinton and Obama.
Man, this is better than when that asshole Paul Watson got his ass kicked by those Makah boys back in 1988. . .
It's just so - so satisfying watching smug, self-appointed know-it-alls tear down their own temples of self-righteousness.
Makes sense... if anyone goes to Wikipedia and sees "Hillary iz dumb!!!LOL1BBQ", we know that her official campaign stance is that she's dumb!!!1LOLBBQ
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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:-(
And for those of you who can't be bothered to google for the Wiki entry
"Who guards the guardians".
I thought the whole point of Wikipedia was that is was essentially a public resource, where anyone could add to it. If the whole whing is moderated, who draws the line between "vandalism", and just something that might put the subject "in a bad light" (regardless of the factual accuracy of it).
So anyone looking for "real" opinion may as well stay away from Wikipedia, as it's being managed by some of the same spin-doctors who manage the actual campaigns (and we all know how unbiased they are)
who would have thought a totally open forum for posting nonsense against another persons name wouldn't work out....
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
Am I the only one who found parent entertaining?
Just -1, Troll talking to another.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
(Please remember that Political Elections in Italy are due in April, 13 & 14)
And still the vast majoity of Italian politicians just say: "Wikiwhat!?!?!?!"
This saddens me.
Mastering the English language is fucking easy: all you have to do is to put an f* word in every fucking sentence.
He's got 5 of the last 500 edits to the page. Yeah, he's a real one man army defending the wiki...
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Let's hope Jonathan isn't as 'fair' as the writer of the article summary.
Jeebus.
Most people have no idea what they are doing, and are silently panicking on the inside.
Having browsed through the Hillary Clinton page today I can't help feeling that the article has been vacuumed clean of any real criticism against her. One thing is removing obvious vandalism, but has Schilling (or someone else) gone too far in removing any reasonable criticism of Hillary?
1. Where is the mention of her being criticised for taking lobbyist money?
2. Where is the mention of critisism for her "exaggerating" her own stories for dramatic effect?
These are just two issues I can list at the top of my head which are completely missing from the article. Instead there is ample reference to awards she has been given.
As far as I know, Schilling has no official authority at Wikipedia and at the moment just acts as a self-appointed dictator that spends so much time on it that he manages to keep it "clean". When this happens, it is only fair to question whether he actually has an overly censoring position with regards to this article.
Pedro has no leadership ability.
Clearly shirts from Slashdot are "Shirts that matter"
Allow me to one-up your one-up. There was some serious personal war going on between Cain and Abel in the election for Best Shepard in the Early Universe.
Well, if we're going to start including fictional characters rather than historical figures, I'll do you one better. The mud slinging between Suaron the Deceiver and Gandolf the Grey was hard to beat...
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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Just because you think it's fiction, that does not make it so.
It's ironic that in keeping Hillary's wikipedia page "clean," Schilling perpetuates the meme that the Clintons are always complaining about everyone picking on them whenever anyone calls them on their evasions, distortions, and whoppers.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
If I end up doing e-police for the winner, think I can get an appointment as ambassador to a tropical island?
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That said.. this article just helps to reflect the fact that major candidates might need to start thinking more on the IT side.. the elections are still held in Meat-Space, but a growing number of people are getting their news solely from Internet Sources, and of course many of the news programs get their sources from the Internet.
So.. do any candidates need a CIO?.. like I said.. i'll do it for a comfy post in the Caribbean
----- The internet has given everyone the ability to have their voice heard equally as loud.. even if they shouldn't be
When seeing only the last name 'Clinton' in non-election-related news, the first name that pops into my mind is
[x] Bill
[_] Hillary
[_] Neal
Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
I finally decided to watch one of her speeches the other night and discovered that she has an amazingly obvious tell. If you pay attention to her head motion you sill see that every time she make an affirmative statement she nods her head (as if to agree with herself). Contrary, every time she make a negative statement she shakes her head from side to side. There is also a diagonal gesture to accompany the ambiguous statements as well. She does this for every fact that she speaks, however if you watch her head during her declaratory statements, she does the same thing, but these are the promises she is supposed to be making and she will actually show which ones she really believes in. For instance at one point she made a statement to the effect that
.. this will provide health care for all Americans while simultaneously shaking her head as if to say no, not really, not all - only some.When I watched her speech and payed attention to her body language, almost all the "good" parts (IMNSHO) are qualified as negative or ambiguous and all the self serving political promises are affirmative. If anyone else cares to post some specific examples that lay out what her real intentions are I would gladly like to see them.
-- The morphemes of your disquisition are ascertainable, but they have eschewed an ambit of transpicuous exposition.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
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I like Obama, I really do, but sometimes it's hard to count yourself among his supporters. Ok, it's probably my fault for reading reddit (for the non-political stuff) but every time I visit that page I can't help but feel an irrational hatred towards Obama. It's not only all the "FUCK HILLARY!!!!!11 LOLTHXBY" headlines, it's mostly when they heartily applaud arcane primary rules and elections biased towards rural areas that favor Obama (e.g. Nevada). Or when the page erupted in Christmas and Easter celebrations over the allegations about McCain's affair.
They support all the stuff that helped Bush win in 2000 just because it helps their guy this time around. And this despite the fact that the last 8 years demonstrated that this "hey we can do this kind of thing, we're the Good Guys(TM)" thinking doesn't pan out long term.
I'm not naive enough to think that Hillary's supporters are better but (a) it's a lot easier to find rabid Obama fanboys on the internet and (b) Hillary doesn't run her campaign on moral superiority.
Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage
ye insaensitieve clode!
I guess slashdot is not the best place to learn about animal husbandry. Cue sheep jokes now!
Bellwethers are not necessarily male, or neutered, and they aren't used to find other sheep (that is something that could work, but not because a neutered ram "ineffectually tries to mate with ewes". Where'd you hear that?). Bellwethers are frequently older females.
A bellwether is like that kid in grade school that everybody copied - there wasn't anything special about him, he wasn't taller or smarter or anything, he was just "cooler" than anybody else, and if he wore a purple cummerbund to school everybody else was doing it within the week. People don't create bellwethers (through castration or any other process) instead they learn how to identify them. It's not obvious who the rest of the sheep are following, because the bellwether is not waving a flag and marching at the head of a line, in fact the bellwether is usually right smack in the middle of the flock.
You put the bell on the bellwether because all the other sheep follow it around. If you are moving the sheep and the leader tries to sneak off you need to be able to pick that leader out of the crowd. If you want to put the sheep on a truck you put the bellwether there first and the rest will not panic when you drive them in.
For your next assignment you can look up "judas goat".
Damn...flame-bit for pointing out a couple piece of factual information? Does Jonathan Schilling have a slashdot.org account too? I am going to be laughing in 2009.
Anyway, I am not here to earn respect from anybody or make anybody happy. Especially when there nothing but trolls, SEO contractors, political organizations, and factions of the government moderating this so called "forum". I do not need their respect. I am likely one of the few people here NOT being paid to make comments. Can anyone else say the same? Likely damn fucking few. Jonathan Schilling is an admitted troll in my opinion. Same goes for digg.com too. Nothing but paid-off posters digging down comments that criticize anything and everything.
Social networking is proving to be a god damn joke at this rate.
Piss on everyone else. Moderate my comments and get on with your life. Just because you dislike what I say does not mean I care.
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Really!! While I don't have a list of instances on hand, I'm sure we can all think of different moments where someone or something was "guarding" anything when really the guarding was really just a method of censoring or suppressing some sort of information.
I hear that Hillary is looking for a Gordon Libby type figure, this guy may be a great choice for her.
Nothing gets rid of the mud quicker than an intellectual "car wash". The more people become aware of sites like Media Matters and Fact Check, the less likely they'll be to buy into the bullshit.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.
Don't forget, Zell Miller still has a standing invitation to Chris Matthews for a duel. Perhaps this could be the opening bout?
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.
Just for reference... This was for one of the district conventions for Dallas County. Unlike some of the Hillary supporters, I stayed for the entire convention 8am to 5pm and (regardless of the negative aspects) marveled at the process. In addition to the neutral local officials running for office, we had a couple of representatives for each presidential candidate speak. Those speaking for Hillary were heckled or ignored. Those speaking for Obama were treated with respect and applause. Anyone trying to speak about issues and their support for Hillary were publicly degraded. It was interesting to see the lone Caucasian women senior citizen ridiculed by groups of young Obama supporters. What's more interesting, is that no one stepped up from the Obama camp to make the discussion more civil or to stop the shouting Obama supporters. Disgusted by this behavior, I'd say about 50% of the Hillary representatives left before the end of the convention. The problem isn't that the Hillary candidates are resigned to defeat; they're leaving the party for McCain (or none of the above). The Democrats are losing old yellow dog Democrats that championed civil rights, public assistance, and other progressive ideals. Finally, I'm not saying that there aren't any civil Obama supports. I'd say over 90% of the Obama supporters were respectful and well-informed. However, they're letting the 10% control the discussion.
This is from a GI that was there and saw the whole thing. "Actually Mrs. Clinton was too modest. I was there and saw it all. When Mrs. Clinton got off the plane the tarmac came under mortar and machine gun fire. I was blown off my tank and exposed to enemy fire. Mrs. Clinton without regard to her own safety dragged me to safety, jumped on the tank and opened fire, killing 50 of the enemy." Soon a suicide bomber appeared, but Mrs. Clinton stopped the guards from opening fire. "She talked to the man in his own language and got him [to] surrender. She found that he had suffered terribly as a result of policies of George Bush. She defused the bomb vest herself." Then she turned to his wounds. "She stopped my bleeding and saved my life. Chelsea donated the blood."
Hello??? Anyone remember the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago? Huge anti-war debate - on the floor of the convention nonetheless - and there was inter-party slander and politicking galore. I agree that the Clinton years were fairly benign. Although a bit off-topic, I see this year's convention headed on the same track as '68. There is even a radical anti-war group 'Recreate 68' trying to get permits for the Denver convention... should be entertaining at the very least.
Woooo!!!
Four more years!! Four more years!! Four more years!!
That's it is a right and can only be removed by due process of law.
I agree.
As sad as it makes me to say this, no, I don't think "we" (the American people) are capable of this anymore.
I am really sick of the Obama bandwagoners who are going around the internet insinuating that we're all supposed to give up our right to vote for whom we want to vote for, even if they aren't necessarily popular or have the best chance of winning. And its sad to see that creeping its way on to /. now too. What is the point of this article? Since there is supposedly only one guy watchng over Hillary's page, we can conclude that she's in political trouble and we shouldn't vote for her? WTF?
Hell, I am going to head over there right now and volunteer to help this guy out if it will shut up the author of this article and people like him.
Understanding is a three edged sword. - Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Babylon 5
How dare you compare the present administration to a bunch of carrots. Carrots are far to intelligent to warrant such a comparison.
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I can think of better ways to spend my few remaining years,
than monitoring a wikipedia page. Get a life.
The government is not your daddy. Its purpose is not to raid middle-class neighbors' wallets and give it to you.
And the Clintons? Forget all the scandals of the 90s and think about the legislation that he signed -- [...]
Most of us here in Ohio will never forget NAFTA. Too bad the state didn't notice the impact until shortly after Ohio re-elected that poor excuse for a President.
I won't get into details, but it's taken me a long time to recover from the impact of our crappy job market here in Ohio, thanks to the former president (and due to our former shady Republican governor -- I don't discriminate on party lines.)
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You may have seen it. I keep it scattered on beaches all around the world.
Actually, the constitution forbids government's from denying people what is considered a right. By the fact that you can admit that some felons will lose their voting privileges, it can't be a right- At least not a right protected by the Constitution of the United State of America.
Actually, the constitution forbids government's from denying people what is considered a right. By the fact that you can admit that some people will lose their speech priveleges (by not adhering to Party Free Speech Zone restrictions, for example), it can't be a right- At least not a right protected by the Constitution of the United State of America.
Just in case you're still blind to your fallacy, let me spell it out a little more precisely:
Local, state, and federal government routinely violate people's rights in unconstitutional ways. It usually takes years of litigation, at great expense, for such wrongs to put right--and often at the end of such litigation, the very government that has been judicially chastised goes on to violate the very same rights in a slightly different manner. Lather, rinse, repeat, and watch the remaining tatters of the constitution swirl down the drain. Welcome to America 21st century style.
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congratz, you're a more blatant troll than I am.
and i adore i'm-not-sexist disclaimers in the middle of a misogynistic hit-job.
I would assign more relevance to your post if you could tell me why it shouldn't be ignored because there's no mention of aptitude tests in the Constitution, and thus has no bearing on my post.
But you could get one!
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So maybe we need to change politics a little so instead of the position of president being highly desirable because of the power, it would instead be more conducive to making objective decisions. This is just a made up scenario, feel free to add your own:
The president earns minimum wage, as it is what is expected to suffice for the cost of living.
- During the presidency, the president would not be able to posess anything outside of what they are able to purchase with their salary, and they cannot accept any gifts or extra-salary compensation, as with police.
- The president would have to be under 24h surveillance, including phone taps, computer and mail logging, etc. I understand it's difficult to imagine, but it is for 4 years, not life, and they are not forced to accept the presidency. It's for the safety of the country. Just because you're president doesn't mean you're not subject to temptations, and humans aren't infallible.
Anyway it's just a suggestion, but how could the position of presidency be made to be more conducive to serving the public and the country?
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"Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
The act of defining a privilege as a right does nothing to make a right a privilege. A privilege can in fact be a right, but that does nothing to accurately define what a right is.
I reflected, then checked the definition, and found yopu are incorrect. I think the reason you're having such a hard time understanding the arguments that refute you is because you're using part of a definition as the whole definition, which is disingenuous and silly.
Privileges can be rights. There is no requirement of any kind that rights be privileges, and in fact they are not.
This doesn't really hold with the indisputable fact that the Democrats have controlled the House since the 2006 election. It's impossible to claim they have been dismissed while being in control of one of the most powerful institutions in the world, unless you're trying to destroy your own credibility.
And your entire post is one large Tu quoque argument.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque
If you're going to get upset about the "debacles of the last seven years" you need to lay blame where it belongs, and you haven't.
And what was the truth doing with its pants off that gave the lie such a big head start, hmm?
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No it doesn't. The bolded part is wrong.
I know that, what is the point of statements like "if you knew your history a little better" when we haven't even attempted to broach the subject if history? Is it that important to you to attempt to demonstrate your superiority that you jump to conclusions about someone else's level of education on a subject that hasn't even been discussed? Are you really that immature?
Also, you're wrong. Poll tests have been ruled unconstitutional for everyone but non-English speaking citizens, which you apparently were unaware of. I guess I know my history better than you thought.
Heh. From your original post:
First off, Jonathan Schilling should change his name to Jonathan Tool.Yes, that's a useful bit of "factual information". Thanks for my first laugh of the morning.
OT as in scientology (operating thetan) or OT as in slashdot (off topic)?
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Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
I wonder how often he has to remove references to himself cleaning the entry in the entry.
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I think this should be tagged "themanwiththegoldengun", or "from the man-with-the-golden-gun dept."
somewhat amusing the first time I saw a troll of this style. But after you have seen multiple copies of the same troll which is itself a minor modification to another worn out troll it quickly gets wearing.
note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
I got a flame bit score for that? Not only is your interpretation of the English language debatable, you obviously are a moron.
They had their rights taken away. Prisoner don't ahve the right to talk out the front door, or say what they want.
I would argue that they should be allowed to vote. A felony doesn't mean your vote is somehow 'wrong'.
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A privilege is special right not enjoyed by all.
A right is inalienable. Meaning available to all. The founding fathers meant that globally, not just within the borders of the US;which is why rendering is just shitting on the constitution.
Anyways, yes there is a difference, and Anyone who is not allowed to vote is being denied there rights. All Adults have the right to vote, and in fact I would lower the voting age to 16, and I would revoke the driving privilege from anyone who doesn't vote. That's just me.
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No offense, but did Kryten (from Red Dwarf) iron it?
You're stupid and you can't read.
In the future, when you post, try to follow the argument you're replying to. You'll look less idiotic that way, and you won't repeat this experience.