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Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely

OMNIpotusCOM writes "Noted astrophysicist Stephen Hawking thinks that alien life is likely, albeit primitive, according to a lecture delivered at George Washington University in honor of NASA's 50th anniversary. It begs the question of if we need to consider a Prime Directive before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space."

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  1. too much st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It begs the question of if we need to consider a Prime Directive before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space.

    No it does not. Kindly switch off the television now. If the universe were chock full of alien life that you couldn't miss if you threw a stone, and if we were somehow superior in technology and progress to all of them, then it MIGHT become an issue. But not in your lifetime, bub.

    1. Re:too much st by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would presume any such Prime Directive would ultimately be abused/ignored like it has been on Star Trek. International Law is only arbitrarily enforced. Let's first get a grip on how we treat our own people and the other species which inhabit our planet, then maybe we could think about how we would treat extra-terrestrial life forms (if in fact there are any). The only downside to idealism is reality.

    2. Re:too much st by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know what this Prime Dircetive actually says but if it's something along the lines of

      1) Subjugate and conquer any species you encounter against which you can prevail with military might.
      2) Use diplomacy and survelliance/espionage techinques to undermine any species against whom you are not guaranteed to prevail to bring about their downfall and leave you in control of their resources.
      3) Attempt to avoid or form favourable alliances with anything you come across which is stronger than you.
      4) ...
      5) Profit

    3. Re:too much st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only downside to idealism is reality. If we never reach for it, we will never attain it.

    4. Re:too much st by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      The only downside to idealism is reality. If we never reach for it, we will never attain it.

      Agreed, but one has to know one's limits as well, hence the "reality". To put it another way; "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak".
    5. Re:too much st by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      We have a grip. It's called "food supply".

    6. Re:too much st by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      I am only hoping that your statement is only a half-assed attempt at humour (for which PETA is not impressed).

      For a self-sustaining and abundant food supply people should use Soylent Green. But I digress, this is only a Modest Proposal.

    7. Re:too much st by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      and we're it..

      Think about it, we eat everything technologically dumber then us on this planet. If something landed that's technologically superior to us...well..

      "moooo!"

    8. Re:too much st by PFI_Optix · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nonsense. An unknown computer genius would write a virus for their vast computer system after three days of exposure to it, and then upload it by way of a MacBook, crippling their defenses and allowing a ragtag band of fighter pilots (very few of whom have actually flown the planes they've been given) to take down the invader's superweapons. Technology's got nothing on good old corporate-sponsored flag-waving feel-good heroic ingenuity.

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    9. Re:too much st by icebones · · Score: 1

      that's the Ferengi prime directive,

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    10. Re:too much st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only downside to idealism is reality"

      That's a great line ... I did a google to see if you stole it. It appears you didn't, lol.

    11. Re:too much st by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      One thing would have saved that movie for me...

      If the bi-plane had been the key...

      I.e. the forcefield works against high velocity attacks but is worthless against low velocity attacks. That would have been a nice sci-fi gimmick. They could have parachuted in a nuclear bomb for example.

      As it was... hokum.

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    12. Re:too much st by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      And spongy...

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    13. Re:too much st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which means that if there's any truth to the alien abduction phenomena, it can't be that much different than "tag and release" programs conducted by own wildlife researchers. It's just a matter of perspective on how that activity is performed. And in another sense of parallels, it's not often you'd see a wildlife researcher trying to communicate with the animals they're observing. So we'll probably hear nothing from aliens even if they are visiting the solar system, unless there's some space faring being akin to Jane Goodall that we don't yet know about.

      As for life in the universe, I'd say it's out there. Going by observations on this planet there's a strong probability for simple life, lower probability for complex life, and a very small and unlikely fraction of that would develop the means and have the resources to actually develop technology.

    14. Re:too much st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a Powerbook. Macbook with C2D would have done it in 1.5 days. ;-)

    15. Re:too much st by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, reality says "Reach for it all you want, you'll still never attain it."

    16. Re:too much st by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Boy are you in for a rude shock in the 2030s ....

    17. Re:too much st by hidave · · Score: 1

      "The only downside to idealism is reality." I LOVE THAT!!!!!

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    18. Re:too much st by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      ...The only downside to idealism is reality. When idealism is the goal, reality is often made better than it might have been otherwise. That's not a downside, it's an upside.
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  2. But The Real Question: by blcamp · · Score: 1


    Will they simply laugh at us earthlings; or shake their heads in frustration, wondering "when will we ever learn"?

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    1. Re:But The Real Question: by superash · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...they are just waiting for us to formulate the ultimate question for which the answer is 42!

    2. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Will they simply laugh at us earthlings; or shake their heads in frustration, wondering "when will we ever learn"?

      What makes you think life forms entirely alien to earth will even have heads? Starfish have no heads, jellyfish have no heads.

      I think it's a bit early to worry about TFS's "Star Trek Prime Directive". Sure, there is probably life alien to earth but face it, guys - we haven't found any. Not yet.

      There are folks who think an advanced civilization from some other star has already come here to study us (Roswell), but if in fact those are aliens come to visit us, I think it more likely that it is a species descended from us come back in time to do some archaeology rather than visiting from Betelguise to work on a Wikipedia entry on us..

      Travelling faster than the speed of light is, after all, just as impossible as time travel. Humans have been human for less than a million years, what will we be like in another ten million? Will we have found that time travel is as impossible as air travel was 1000 years ago?

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    3. Re:But The Real Question: by JohnFluxx · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Travelling faster than the speed of light is, after all, just as impossible as time travel

      Travelling faster than the speed of light is pretty much the same thing as time travel. If you could travel faster than the speed of light, then you could time travel.

    4. Re:But The Real Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will we have found that time travel is as impossible as air travel was 1000 years ago? But 1000 years ago air travel wasn't impossible, it just wasn't possible for humans. Do you propose that birds evolved to develop the power of flight in the last 1000 years? If so then you're crazy.

    5. Re:But The Real Question: by SterlingSylver · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best evidence for intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't contacted us yet
      (Paraphrasing Calvin)

    6. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      But 1000 years ago air travel wasn't impossible, it just wasn't possible for humans

      In other words, "I'm a bird, you insensitive clod!"

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    7. Re:But The Real Question: by CoreDump01 · · Score: 1

      I always find it quite amusing when people claim "X" is impossible due to fundamental laws of physics (ie: "FTL travel is impossible"). In the years to come, I'm absolutely positive that we will find ways to work around many physical limitations and refine our understanding of the universe as a whole. So saying $X is impossible is just plain silly because it completely ignores human curiosity, ingenuity and time (which works in our favor)

    8. Re:But The Real Question: by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But 1000 years ago air travel wasn't impossible, it just wasn't possible for humans. Correction: It wasn't possible for ALUMINUM.

      Not even the birds would have dreamed men could take bits of the earth and cause them to soar through the air like we have. At supersonic speeds, no less.

      No, the GP post was right, and the analogy is sound.
    9. Re:But The Real Question: by dk.r*nger · · Score: 1

      ...rather than visiting from Betelguise to work on a Wikipedia entry on us..

      Yeah, I'm gonna have to revert that.
    10. Re:But The Real Question: by vertinox · · Score: 1

      There are folks who think an advanced civilization from some other star has already come here to study us (Roswell), but if in fact those are aliens come to visit us, I think it more likely that it is a species descended from us come back in time to do some archaeology rather than visiting from Betelguise to work on a Wikipedia entry on us..

      Here is the deal. Any civilization advanced enough to travel those long distances (or through time) would be sufficiently advanced to simulate any information (on computers) they need to inquire about any species or observe them without even entering the atmosphere (deep scanning).

      And if time travel was possible there would no need to extract live subjects for testing. They would simply extract those who were going to die anyways at the time of death and no one would be the wiser.

      But my theory is that any species sufficiently advanced to travel those long distances would either come for conquering or liberation and enlightenment (depending on how you view it). To them it would be like studying ants or conquering a rock.

      Anyways... As soon as humans get the ability to colonize how well do you think we'll adhere to the respects of other species?

      Seeing we haven't had any aliens showing up on our doorstep saying "We claim this land in the land of Xarboth the 145th, Emperor of the Known Universe. Now worship our true god or face extermination."

      It only means either all other species are not interested in colonization, no other races have reached the technological level of space or time travel, or we are alone.

      I suspect we just might be the first because as soon as a human like race actually figures out how to spread out planet to planet, its only a matter of time it will seek to colonize and conform the entire galaxy to its needs regardless of what other species things.

      Even if humans can never achieve FTL they could still colonize the entire galaxy well under a million years. Thats a drop in the bucket compared to the time that has passed in the universe.

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    11. Re:But The Real Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a small point but some theories do posit tachyons, no evidence of them but they are not ruled out as impossible, and time travel isn't physically impossible, although it raises many philosophical paradoxes, information paradox, grandfather paradox etc.

    12. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:But The Real Question: by D.+J.+Keenan · · Score: 1

      The best evidence for intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't contacted us yet
      How do you know?
    14. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Here is the deal. Any civilization advanced enough to travel those long distances (or through time) would be sufficiently advanced to simulate any information (on computers) they need to inquire about any species or observe them without even entering the atmosphere (deep scanning).

      Computer simulations are useful, but if they were the be-all and end-all we wouldn't need CERN.

      And if time travel was possible there would no need to extract live subjects for testing. They would simply extract those who were going to die anyways at the time of death and no one would be the wiser.

      How would they know that cows weren't the dominant life form? If they're descended from us than they'll surely be fuckups.

      Anyways... As soon as humans get the ability to colonize how well do you think we'll adhere to the respects of other species?

      I think it depends on how tasty they are.

      Seeing we haven't had any aliens showing up on our doorstep saying "We claim this land in the land of Xarboth the 145th, Emperor of the Known Universe. Now worship our true god or face extermination."

      If they were ten million years more advanced than us they wouldn't have to. They would pretty much ignore our indignifigant selves with our insignifigant brains. We don't worry much about squirrels.

      It only means either all other species are not interested in colonization, no other races have reached the technological level of space or time travel, or we are alone.

      Or that nobody has found this insignifigant little rock in the middle of this vast galazy. Light eminating from a star at the other end of the galaxy when man was becoming human is only now reaching us. There are a hell of a lot of grains of sand on the beach to study.

      As to what we'll do out there, I agree. There's little doubt.

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    15. Re:But The Real Question: by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Any civilization advanced enough to travel those long distances (or through time) would be sufficiently advanced to simulate any information (on computers) they need to inquire about any species or observe them without even entering the atmosphere (deep scanning).

      Uh, wouldn't they want to check their results against reality once in a while?

      But my theory is that any species sufficiently advanced to travel those long distances would either come for conquering or liberation and enlightenment (depending on how you view it).

      Why? Why would we be worth conquering? Why should they want to conquer anyone in the first place? As to bringing us enlightenment... well, the history of world religions should show how well that works. No matter how pure the message, people who aren't ready for enlightenment are going to twist it to suit their purposes. And liberation? Whose fault is it that the people of the world suffer tyrants and murderers ruling them, really? If all the people go together we could overthrow them without too much difficulty. But then, we'd have to overthrow the new tyrants who led the last revolution, and so on.

      Seeing we haven't had any aliens showing up on our doorstep saying "We claim this land in the land of Xarboth the 145th, Emperor of the Known Universe. Now worship our true god or face extermination." It only means either all other species are not interested in colonization, no other races have reached the technological level of space or time travel, or we are alone.

      I don't think so. You're forgetting about terraforming -- or whatever the alien race Xarboth rules would call it. Even we have a pretty good idea about how to terraform a lot of planets to suit us, although at current tech level, it would take centuries. A more advanced race might be able to do it in a few years or even months. It might well be better to terraform than to colonize planets with life; no alien bacteria resulting in plagues, no screwing up the native ecology, etc.

      Even if humans can never achieve FTL they could still colonize the entire galaxy well under a million years. Thats a drop in the bucket compared to the time that has passed in the universe.

      If there are aliens more advanced than us out there, that scenario becomes less likely. We don't like it when others of our species barge into our territory, so how do you think the subjects of Xarboth are going to feel about it? In other words, no matter how little we want to adhere to the respects of another species, we may have to.

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    16. Re:But The Real Question: by ArmchairGeneral · · Score: 1

      Of all of the things that I have learned, one of the most important is nothing is impossible. I fully believe we WILL travel faster than light someday. Maybe not in our lifetimes, but it will happen. As for those who wish to theorize it's impossible, keep in mind that our science re-invents itself every century or so, as we discover new technologies/laws of physics that change our perception of how the Universe really works.

    17. Re:But The Real Question: by psychodelicacy · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your correction. Both aluminium and humans can now be carried through the air by a combination of engineering and physical forces. The difference is that the aluminium is often a necessary (though not sufficient) element of the machine and the human isn't. Doesn't change the fact that "air travel" (not "flight") is possible for humans now.

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    18. Re:But The Real Question: by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Not even the birds would have dreamed men could take bits of the earth and cause them to soar through the air like we have.

      Or, most especially not birds. Birds aren't revered for their abstract, and future thinking thought. :-P

      I doubt they've yet to figure out that men have taken bits of the earth and made something which flies -- mostly they just get sucked into the air intakes.

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    19. Re:But The Real Question: by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not so terribly long ago, it was an established scientific theory that if you travelled at more than 30mph, you would suffocate because your lungs would not be able to overcome the pressure of air on your face.

      Note that this neatly misses the fact that people have gone outside and stood still while the wind blew past them at two or three times this speed without suffocating. People will always come up with creative ways to misunderstand the world around them. We're still doing it now.

    20. Re:But The Real Question: by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      That's because you're overlooking the concept of 'impossible' and are replacing it with the literal fact that nothing is, in fact literally impossible.

      The rest of us are using the term 'impossible' in a manner that could be interchanged with 'believed to be impossible' - but something tells me you knew that already and are arguing less out of a communicative need and more because you simply enjoy it.

      Should I be incorrect, please try to focus on the concept of 'impossible' as it applies to it's cousin 'highly improbable' and see if that helps.

    21. Re:But The Real Question: by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      How many things that were declared impossible by (somewhat well-researched, not medieval-style) physics were actually attained? There are many things that are considered hard or almost impossible that were surmounted but AFAIK nothing had a law of physics explicitely state that it's impossible.

      Well, if physics do turn out wrong wouldn't a perpetuum mobile be more interesting?

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    22. Re:But The Real Question: by hey! · · Score: 1

      Given the current state of knowledge, FTL travel is "more impossible" than air travel was a thousand years ago.

      In fact, that's true even given contemporary knowledge; it was quite clear that flight was physically possible in the year 1000, they just didn't know how they would do it in a sustained, controlled manner. In fact there are historical reports of successful manned glider experiments in China and the even the Muslim parts of Europe that predate that era.

      Interstellar travel, at least to any place where we'd expect to find intelligent life, is "less impossible" than FTL, but "more impossible" than sustained, controlled flight would be to people of a thousand years past. It is physically possible, given time dilation; however it seems unlikely that humans will ever make a serious attempt utilizing physics more or less as we know it now.

      That would make an interesting sci-fi story. Given: that humanity launches an interstellar mission consistent with physics as we know it now, explain: why.

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    23. Re:But The Real Question: by eeek77 · · Score: 1

      Air travel was possible back then, we just didn't understand how to do it. The nature of the task hasn't changed, but our ability to accomplish it has improved.

      I believe that 1000 years from now, some will be able to travel at the speed of thought. (Yes, that's faster than the speed of light). It's not impossible right now, we just don't understand how to do it.

    24. Re:But The Real Question: by afabbro · · Score: 1

      Will they simply laugh at us earthlings; or shake their heads in frustration, wondering "when will we ever learn"?

      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

      Now, take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun...

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    25. Re:But The Real Question: by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      So how about that perpetuum mobile then?

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    26. Re:But The Real Question: by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      actually travelling faster than the speed of light is less possible than time travel, as there are some theoretical methods to send a message back in time but none that go faster than light.

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    27. Re:But The Real Question: by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And liberation? Whose fault is it that the people of the world suffer tyrants and murderers ruling them, really? If all the people go together we could overthrow them without too much difficulty. But then, we'd have to overthrow the new tyrants who led the last revolution, and so on.

      I'll have you know that I, as an enlightened being, have been liberating lesser beings for years. I have personally liberated hundreds if not thousands of civilizations of ants. I've also liberated civilizations of bees, wasps and hornets. I'll tell you... the totalitarianism they were subjected to would make a civilized person weep.

      They must have been captives, because once I slew their rulers and set them free, they all left and I never saw them again. But I'm sure they were singing my praises, whatever happened to them.

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    28. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      More impossible? My head hurts!

      Interstellar travel, at least to any place where we'd expect to find intelligent life, is "less impossible" than FTL

      How would you get anywhere but the few closest stars without FTL travel? At half C it would take sixteen years to get to Sirius, and as that's a binary we're not likely to find any civilizations there.

      If the Roswell aliens were real, maybe they were looking for intelligent life and went home because they didn't find any?

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    29. Re:But The Real Question: by ardle · · Score: 1

      Will they simply laugh at us earthlings They'd have a pretty sick sense of humour if they did ;-)
    30. Re:But The Real Question: by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Travelling faster than the speed of light is pretty much the same thing as time travel. If you could travel faster than the speed of light, then you could time travel. I beg to differ! I am unable to travel FTL but am perfectly capable time travel...but only forward at 1x...
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    31. Re:But The Real Question: by hey! · · Score: 1

      "More impossible" was meant to be ironic.

      In any case, the way you'd get someplace interesting is either (a) via time dilation or (b) via a multi-generation ship or (c) via a robotic ship, or some combination of the above.

      It's just not practical for the kinds of purposes humans have traditionally done exploration. There is no guarantee that a generation ship will ever find a colonizable planet, for example, and if it did it the colonizers would not have any practical economic relationship to the mother planet.

      The point is, work through all the limitations that physics imposes on such a venture, then come up for a reason that despite this, it would be done. The usual method in SF is to simply assume the most onerous constraints away.

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    32. Re:But The Real Question: by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      So you're saying the ultimate achievement of any technological civilization is turning the home solar system into a Matrioshka brain?

      That's a pretty depressing thought. Especially considering the way our Corporate and IP laws are structure, since the autonomous corporations would eventually take over everything, and the entire civilization would end up nothing but a giant simulation of a stock market.

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    33. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      There was a fascinating piece of science fiction I read decades ago about a multigenerational star ship. The people on the ship forgot they were even on a ship, there was a religion that arose concerning it, it was forbidden to go certain places (near the hull where the mutants were).

      I wish I could remember the name of the book, it may have been a Heinlein story but I don't remember.

      But any way, your third option is about the only way - robots. Like we've done it for decades now.

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    34. Re:But The Real Question: by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Only forwards though right ?

    35. Re:But The Real Question: by hey! · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's the only way.

      I agree, using time dilation is iffy, but it meets my criterion of not physically impossible. However, unless I miss my mark, building a ship that uses time dilation to get our interstellar crew there and back again before they die of old age is probably not feasible using any kind of drive technology currently envisioned. Even future technologies will probably require more energy or matter than will be practical to pack into a mobile craft.

      However, it is not out of the question to send a slow ship. If a robotic ship could be sent, then humans could be sent a well -- in the form of frozen embryos that would be robotically unfrozen and reared. This is probably a more feasible method than a generation ship.

      A generation ship, however, is not physically impossible nor improbably difficult even for a more technologically advanced society.

      The interesting question -- at least to me -- is whether it makes a difference whether humans are along for the trip. If it does, and that is satisfiable by a generation ship, why not a nursery ship?

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    36. Re:But The Real Question: by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      This all assumes that an alien species would think anything like humans do. There doesn't necessarily seem to be a specific evaulation system that advanced species would need to follow.

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    37. Re:But The Real Question: by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      What makes you think life forms entirely alien to earth will even have heads? Starfish have no heads, jellyfish have no heads. Let's say matter in our universe has an been evenly distributed, then what we see around us is typical of what one would find 10 megaparsecs away or anywhere else in the universe. This means that life as we see it on Earth is probably typical of what you will find elsewhere should there be life at all.
      Otherwise we become somewhat special which would be rather surprising since everything around us is apparently quite ordinary.
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    38. Re:But The Real Question: by shentino · · Score: 1

      Air travel is a simple man-made participation in what birds were already doing.

      Time travel is not already done by ANYTHING natural or pre-existing.

    39. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      This means that life as we see it on Earth is probably typical of what you will find elsewhere should there be life at all.

      But there is no "typical" life on earth. A jellyfish has no head, an octopus has a head and eight arms and nothing else that I can see, edible mushrooms share little in common with mildew, despite both being fungi, let alone a fruit fly, which looks nothing like a bat even though noth organisms fly. Life on earth is so incredibly diverse that I can't see how anyone woulkd think that life elsewhere wouldn't be even more diverse.

      Look at turtles and snails and crabs and dogs. Not a whole lot in common with each other, excepot that they are all animals.

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    40. Re:But The Real Question: by higgy331 · · Score: 1

      Ask any alien if he knows or cares about Stephen Hawking or what he believes

    41. Re:But The Real Question: by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      "Orphans of the Sky", by RAH. Comprising "Universe" and "Commonsense".

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    42. Re:But The Real Question: by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Only moving faster than c in local space is comparable to time travel. You can still make wormholes, go to other dimensions, and bend space, all allowing for FTL without ever actually going faster than local c.

      The Alcubierre drive is probably the most feasible, since it nether requires the existance of other, smaller universes that 'line up' with ours, nor the ability to generate a wormhole. It's not EASY, but nether was flight or going into outer space.

    43. Re:But The Real Question: by psychodelicacy · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand what you're saying, or where your analysis of my comment comes from. I was trying to ask why you stated that air travel is possible for aluminium and not for humans, that's all.

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    44. Re:But The Real Question: by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured!

    45. Re:But The Real Question: by CoreDump01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our current technology and science will look *very* medieval to any observer in a few hundred years ;) I do not claim that we will ever get away with actually violating any laws of physics. I do, however, believe that our understanding of said laws will get better and better over time and what seemed impossible before (with the old understanding) could become possible.

    46. Re:But The Real Question: by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. It is true that in most circumstances FTL travel without any restrictions would allow for time travel. However, in the case of wormholes, the Chronology Protection Conjecture (coined by Hawking no less) would prevent setting up wormholes in such a way to allow for time travel. However, instantaneous links across space would be allowed (and would be incredibly useful). Wormhole mouths cannot be moved any faster than the speed of light, however. (so you would have to wait that long to initially 'set up' an interstellar civilization linked by wormholes)

    47. Re:But The Real Question: by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      DNA baby... It's all about the DNA.

      Nothing else has DNA unless it's alive or once was alive. I am not a biologist but these apparently big differences you see are really not that big. It eats, breathes, reproduces - in different ways granted but these activities are a must in order for a species to exist.

      Can we then agree that if there is life out there, it probably needs DNA? If you do, then the combinations might be quite varied but still in the realm of what we have here on Earth. If you don't agree then we might be getting into the metaphysical and that's, well..., freaky stuff.

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    48. Re:But The Real Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're here to play games.

      We're not allowed to cause you any real harm, but sometimes we fuck up.

      (We love the ambiguities in your languages, by the way. Your race hasn't learned precision yet. Fuck up? As opposed to, what? Fuck down? Ha ha. Classic).

      Trust me, if you understood us, you would see why we find that so funny.

    49. Re:But The Real Question: by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Of all of the things that I have learned, one of the most important is nothing is impossible. I fully believe we WILL travel faster than light someday"

      Do you firmly believe goldfish will ride bicycles? Do you firmly beleive a block of cheddar cheese the size of Jupiter will spontaneously spring into being in outer space, crashing into earth and destroying all life?

      You learned wrong: Some things are impossible.

      "keep in mind that our science re-invents itself every century or so"

      Bull. We improve our models steadily. Apples still fall to the ground exactly as fast as Newton figured out they should.

    50. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That was the book! Thank you, I'll have to see if the library has a copy so I can read it again.

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    51. Re:But The Real Question: by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Trust me, if you understood us, you would see why we find that so funny.

      So please clarify for me, are you...?
      a) space aliens
      b)time aliens
      c) schotzophrenic

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    52. Re:But The Real Question: by 2short · · Score: 1

      "If we had the desire to see goldfish riding bicycles I'm quite certain we could design an appropriate bowl to fit the second seat."

      No, no, no. What if I have a desire to reach into the bowl right now, pull out the fish, toss it at the Schwinn on the other side of the room, have it land on the seat by itself and pedal off down the road to pick up a loaf of bread? Is that going to happen? Does it matter how much I want it to?

      "nothing is impossible, if you put your mind to it"

      That's some wonderful positive-attitude can-do spirit stuff there, but in any literally sense, false.

    53. Re:But The Real Question: by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Here is the deal. Any civilization advanced enough to travel those long distances (or through time) would be sufficiently advanced to simulate any information (on computers) they need to inquire about any species or observe them without even entering the atmosphere (deep scanning)."

      You are assuming that (a) their life spans and perception of time are sufficiently similar to ours that (for example) taking hundreds of thousands of years to cross interstellar space wouldn't be acceptable to them; and (b) that being more advanced in one set of related technologies equates to being more advanced in all other technologies, despite the fact that human history is filled with cases where this is demonstrably untrue.

      "But my theory is that any species sufficiently advanced to travel those long distances would either come for conquering or liberation and enlightenment (depending on how you view it)."

      And my theory is that anyone who comes up with theories which attribute even remotely human motivations to alien intelligences has been watching far too much of what TV and movie producers say is "science fiction".

      "Anyways... As soon as humans get the ability to colonize how well do you think we'll adhere to the respects of other species?"

      What makes you think that the places alien intelligences might evolve in would be ones that humans would want to colonise? If we accept the possibility of intelligent alien life forms, we must also accept the possibility that intelligence evolving on the surface of an Earth-like planet could be extremely rare, with most of the others having been produced by circumstances that wouldn't result in any competition between them and us for space or resources.

      "It only means either all other species are not interested in colonization, no other races have reached the technological level of space or time travel, or we are alone."

      It could also mean that they haven't discovered it (our galaxy is a big place, and there are many, many galaxies), or evolved in circumstances that make them discount the surface of the Earth (or maybe even planets in general) as capable of supporting life. An intelligent species that evolved on the surface of a neutron star for example would be likely to look for life on other neutron stars, so they'd have no reason whatsoever for visiting our solar system, let alone our planet.

      "I suspect we just might be the first because as soon as a human like race actually figures out how to spread out planet to planet, its only a matter of time it will seek to colonize and conform the entire galaxy to its needs regardless of what other species things."

      I on the other hand suspect that the specific set of cataclysms and other accidents that shaped life on this planet is so unlikely to occur elsewhere that the probability of any alien intelligences being even remotely human-like is effectively nil.

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  3. Why is this newsworthy? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    firstly many Scientists have came to that conclusion, Many mathematically proven that even if you call life rare, the sheer number of stars with the possibility of planets in a habitable zone means there is a crapload of civilizations out there.

    Hawking has said this before earlier as well. Just because he makes the same statement again instantly makes this news??

    Come on the Drake Equation has been around for a long time now guys.

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    1. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Actually, it means that there is almost certainly a crapload of civilizations out there, it is not a foregone conclusion.

      It is nevertheless still entirely possible, however unlikely, that our own civilization might actually be the only one in the whole universe.

    2. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by qoncept · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for the Drake equation, at least one of the factors is 0.

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    3. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, most of us assign quite a low value to B_6 in the Drake Equation. That said, the likelihood of life existing and the likelihood of our encountering it are two very different things. If it is not possible to travel faster than light then the space and time between us and our nearest neighbouring civilisation is likely to be prohibitive.

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    4. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This time he also suggested that we all cooperate together, perhaps spend 0.25% of the globe's GDP on space exploration. Basically, we need to get off our asses, pull our collective heads out of them, and do some REAL space exploration.

      I said something similar a couple of days ago. Judging from comments on that post, I hope that SH gets more respect than I did.

      Besides, it's good to see some kind of intelligence in the news, as opposed to what color real American patriots should wear when voting.

      It will take people like SH to put in the public consciousness the thought that we should all work together to explore space, exploit some of those other natural resources out there, meet the neighbors. Nothing would be better than a kind of galactic King Of The Hill having a beer with the neighbors television show.

      I can't wait to see the commercials for the first NASCAR Asteroid 500 race.

      Seriously, SH made the news because he is trying to gather support for global cooperative space exploration efforts... and lets face it, he doesn't have the kind of time where he can be patient about it.

    5. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by evanbd · · Score: 1

      The Drake Equation doesn't tell us everything. For starters, there's the Fermi Paradox. More interesting, imho, are the questions raised by the Great Filter -- namely, are the hard challenges ahead of us, or behind us?

      If Hawking says he thinks life elsewhere is likely, then that implies a certain degree of pessimism about our future chances.

    6. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      It is nevertheless still entirely possible, however unlikely, that our own civilization might actually be the only one in the whole universe.

      You call this "civilization?" Get your hands off me, you dirty ape!

      In other news, aliens consider Stephen Hawking unlikely.

    7. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily the only one, but it is possible that we are the most advanced civilization.

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    8. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1
    9. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is nevertheless still entirely possible, however unlikely, that our own civilization might actually be the only one in the whole universe. We certainly don't know for sure yet. But, if the universe is infinite (our current best measurements indicate that the universe is flat and infinite), and if the initial conditions were ergodic (which is indeed the prediction of our best model, inflation, and is consistent with the data, e.g. the microwave background), then there are an infinite number of causally-disconnected Hubble volumes, which essentially guarantees that life exists at multiple locations in the universe.

      What this means is that in an infinite universe that has totally random initial conditions, every possible state will be realized somewhere. That means that somewhere in the universe, conditions very similar to our local conditions will be realized. Not only does this mathematically guarantee that life exists somwhere, but also that "copies" of Earth and you and me exist somewhere. All possible variants of matter organization are realized somewhere in the infinite universe (and in fact may be repeated over and over). Of course, the distances over which you will see a repeat may be fantastically large (much, much larger than the observable universe, for instance). Also, life-forms in causally-disconnected volumes can never communicate with each other. (So you may say... who cares?)

      In any case, it's not known with certainty that the universe is infinite (or that the big bang was ergodic)... but our current theories allow for models where the multiple emergence of life (and all physically reasonable variants) is in fact mathematically guaranteed. Kinda interesting.
    10. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Lhooqtoo · · Score: 1
    11. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The idea that intelligent life MUST have evolved on many other planets, just because of the sheer number of them, is hardly a "proven." The reality is that we know so little about how life really began and how it evolves that it's impossible to even begin to estimate its likelihood. Combine this with the fact that we know very little about other solar systems and planets out there, and it's clear that it's WAY to early to begin speculating about the number of other coexistent alien species. The number could be an astronomical one, it could also, just as easily, be 0.

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    12. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

      > Many mathematically proven that even if you call life rare, the sheer number of stars with the possibility of planets in a habitable zone means there is a crapload of civilizations out there.

      While I believe there is other life than Earth's, and for this very reason, it is not a "proof" in any rigorous nor mathematical sense of the word.

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    13. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Many mathematically proven that even if you call life rare, the sheer number of stars with the possibility of planets in a habitable zone means there is a crapload of civilizations out there. I have seen and heard about equations, but I have never seen a mathematical proof that extra-terrestrial life exists. These equations have assumptions, and these assumptions are put through probability tests, and nowhere is probability certain (you could have a probability of winning a coin toss at .5 [50 percent], but you could toss a coin a million times and still never get 'heads'); improbable perhaps but not impossible (and the Law of Averages isn't a Law but "a lay term used to express a belief that outcomes of a random event will "even out" over a large sample." - ref: Wikipedia). Nowhere have I seen an equation that absolutely proves that life exists or has evolved independently anywhere in the universe except on Earth. One could deduce (from what we already know about life on Earth) and speculate from the use of statistics, but speculation is not proof.
    14. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that the notion of an infinite universe is only compatible with the theory of multiple realities. With respect to the reality that we perceive ourselves to experience, the universe must be finite or else you end up with contradictions of what reality even is.

    15. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Come on the Drake Equation has been around for a long time now guys.

      The Drake Equation would be interesting if we didn't have to make wild guesses at all of the parameters. I think it's better at showing how far we are from knowing the likelihood of extraterrestrial life.

      I don't like how dismissive Hawking is of people who claim to have seen aliens. If you're gonna allow for aliens in your world view ... or rather universe view ..., then I think you have to entertain the possibility that some of the sightings could be real.

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    16. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      This assertion assumes we fully understand all the variables at play here. The coolest thing about science, for me at least, is that this can never ever be the case.

      For example, it is entirely possible, again however unlikely, that randomness can never produce life, no matter the infinite variations that could be applied. And to the best of my knowledge, mankind can never scientifically prove this one way or the other. It will likely ALWAYS be an assumption.

      Which is, by the way, awesome.

      I'm not advocating one way or the other, but am simply pointing out that there COULD be SOMETHING else to it that we cannot currently comprehend.

    17. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by ip_vjl · · Score: 4, Funny

      but also that "copies" of Earth and you and me exist somewhere


      But we'll have goatees.
    18. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by bowlingfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      What this means is that in an infinite universe that has totally random initial conditions, every possible state will be realized somewhere. Excellent! All we need to do is find the planets where gasoline flows in oceans and Ferraris grow on trees and I'll be set!
    19. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Trevin · · Score: 1

      One factor that a lot of people seem to be overlooking is the L/Tg parameter of Drake's equation -- the age of an intelligent civilization (or the age of its interstellar communication, depending on whether you're interested in finding them) divided by the age of the universe. The former is so insignificantly small on a geological timescale and the latter so overwhelmingly huge that estimates of the number of intelligent civilizations in the entire galaxy *at this very moment* are in the single digit range. That's like looking for a needle in a barnfull of hay.

    20. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Wylfing · · Score: 1

      If it is not possible to travel faster than light then the space and time between us and our nearest neighbouring civilisation is likely to be prohibitive.

      There's 2 ways to interpret what you said. The first is that we can't get there, which is probably false. Quite soon we will have sufficient mastery of our physical forms that we'll be able to live as long as we please and adapt ourselves to various conditions. ("Soon" in the long view of things, anyway...a few more hundred years.) Even if it takes ten thousand years to go somewhere, that'll be fine.

      The second way to interpret what you said is that because it takes so long to get anywhere -- whether or not we can do it -- the odds of "missing" a civilization become very high. There might have been a great civilization only 10 light years away, but it's already gone. Or there might be one 300 LY away right now, but by the time we figure out it's there and fly over to pay a visit, so much time will have passed that their civilization may disappear by the time we get there. Or we might die out before any other nearby civilizations come to be.

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    21. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      There are various ways of interpreting "multiple universes". Current theories outline four "levels" of possible multiplicity (see multiverse). The level I was just referring to is the first ("multi-domain universes") where an infinite ergodic universe realizes all possible initial conditions. So there are local domains, with the same laws of physics, that realize any physically-reasonable organization of matter. Since we know that life is physically-reasonable (as evidenced by our existence), then this would imply that elsewhere in the universe similar conditions appear (at a minimum, duplicates of Earth... but also any other form of life not contradicted by physical law).

      There is also a second level of postulated multiplicity: universes with different physics arising from chaotic inflation. If this theory is true, then alternate universes (disconnected from our own) with totally different physical laws may also exist. (Although one can argue philosophically about the "existence" of causally-disconnected universes...)

      Anyone who is really interested in these ideas should consider reading Max Tegmark's paper The Mathematical Universe. Although quite technical, it is surprisingly readable and outlines the four levels of parallel universes that might exist, and whether we have reason to expect them to exist.

    22. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Population of the Universe: none.

      It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

    23. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For anyone else who wondered WTF is B_6:
      it's part of XKCD's formulation of the Drake Equation.

    24. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by mr_spatula · · Score: 1

      I love thinking along these lines - it means that somewhere out there, a copy of you spontaneously combusted after posting that.

    25. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Just because we haven't received radio signals from aliens doesn't solve anything - count the number of years we've been sending radio/TV signals and ask why THEY haven't received signals from US.

      At best we have what, a little over 100 light years? For all we know, they had their radio age 500 years ago and realized high frequency radio waves caused alien-cancer and switched to light only, or heck, maybe they're telepathic or don't have ears (or have primitive hearing) so radio is pointless. Even if the aliens did receive a signal and sent one back, you only have a little over 50 light years coverage at best (if they were listening). That is a tiny sampling of even the Milky Way (100000 light years in diameter). Put in perspective, the farthest star in the Milky way may have developed radio 100000 years ago and we'd just be finding out about it today.

    26. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but don't smoke on the beach!

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    27. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Even with a incredibly low B_6 the number is still staggeringly huge.

      and yes, that is my point, at current tech and assuming that C is really the universal speed limit then we will NEVER contact said civilizations.

      Hell our signals are only now encompassing 3 stars that we know are devoid of planets. it will take at least another few hundred years to get out to any significant radii and then we have that darn fact that the signals were low power to begin with, and then the signal reduces in strength so much, etc....

      Unless the civilization explodes stars in a morse code style communications we will never see it.

      and if they can explode stars like that, I dont think we want to talk to them.

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    28. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Multiple universes are a parlor game invented by guys who want to justify sitting around all day and daydreaming. No more. Well, yes. They're a good way to develop a storyline.

    29. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by TexVex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.
      Cute, but spurious. What is half of infinity? What is infinity minus a million? The argument falsely assumes that if X < Infinity that X as automatically finite, when it should be obvious that X < Y can be true while X and Y are both infinite. In other words, there is no single value for Infinity. There are an infinite number of infinite values.
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    30. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      But, if the universe is infinite (our current best measurements indicate that the universe is flat and infinite),

      Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but none of our measurements indicate that the universe contains an infinite amount of mass or energy, merely that it is geometrically unbounded. With a finite amount of mass/energy, there are only so many chances for life to arise.

      What this means is that in an infinite universe that has totally random initial conditions, every possible state will be realized somewhere.

      Now that I'm certain is wrong. "Infinite" does not mean "every". There are infinitely many real numbers between 1 and 3 even if you exclude 2, so an infinite set of randomly selected real numbers between 1 and 3 does not necessarily include 2. In fact the set of real numbers not contained in the infinite set of random real numbers is also infinite in size.

      Similarly if we assume an infinite universe then this also means there are an infinite number of possible states, it is by no means a given that any particular set of states will appear, or appear more than once.

      Which is good news as far as I'm concerned. It would be rather disturbing to me to know that no matter where I am, no matter what I am doing, there is an exact duplicate of me on a distant planet doing the exact same thing, only they are 12 seconds away from being sexually assaulted by a herd of randy goats.

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    31. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakes_of_Titan

      We're working on the ferraris.

    32. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's because we're made of meat.

    33. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      firstly many Scientists have came to that conclusion, Many mathematically proven that even if you call life rare, the sheer number of stars with the possibility of planets in a habitable zone means there is a crapload of civilizations out there. Hopefully if there are more civilizations out there, they will have better grammar.
    34. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      But if there's noone in the universe, then who's doing the imagining? I'm guessing this all has something to do with string theory.

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    35. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      > Come on the Drake Equation has been around for a long time now guys.

      The problem with the Drake equation, and most other alien-life-probability theories, is that they are currently untestable and unverifiable. Just because we haven't found any life doesn't mean there is or is not anything out there. Until we thoroughly catalog a significant percentage of planets as lifeless can we say that there *isn't* any life out there. Until we find life, we can't say there *is* anything out there.

      Bottom line, and this is a tough one for some to swallow - we have no idea, not even a really good guess, if there is any other life out there.

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    36. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn in your geek card for not recognizing The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

    37. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that it isn't possible that there isn't a civilization in existance that is older than humanity. I just wanted to point out that the possibility exists that there are countless civilizations in existance, but that they have not surpassed our civilization.

      I just think that we are jumping to conclusions if we think that the first civilization we meet is automatically going to be more advanced than us by virtue that they are 'aliens'.

      Consider the perspective. What if we are the first alien civilization that they detect? Should they automatically assume that the first alien civilization they meet is more advanced than they are?

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    38. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be rather disturbing to me to know that no matter where I am, no matter what I am doing, there is an exact duplicate of me on a distant planet doing the exact same thing, only they are 12 seconds away from being sexually assaulted by a herd of randy goats.

      No no no! That's THIS planet... queue the goats in 12...

    39. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      "Infinite" does not mean "every". There are infinitely many real numbers between 1 and 3 even if you exclude 2, so an infinite set of randomly selected real numbers between 1 and 3 does not necessarily include 2. In fact the set of real numbers not contained in the infinite set of random real numbers is also infinite in size. Quite right. Which is why I specified "ergodic", which means that all of phase space is equally likely, so that a sufficiently large set will contain every allowed permutation (in your analogy, ergodicity means that all numbers are equally represented; no skipping "2"). An infinite universe is certainly big enough to contain every point in phase space.

      Of course, it's possible that the universe's beginning was not ergodic, and that some sub-states were far more likely to arise than others (the number "2" is skipped). In such a case, it's possible that an infinite universe wouldn't realize each and every possible material arrangement. Our best theories and data to date suggest that the universe's origin was ergodic, but this is a very tricky question... and we may never know the answer for sure.

      Similarly if we assume an infinite universe then this also means there are an infinite number of possible states, it is by no means a given that any particular set of states will appear, or appear more than once. Think of it this way: each causally-disconnected Hubble volume is large, but finite. Each of these finite volumes has a large but finite number of possible internal arrangements: there are only so many ways that you can arrange matter and energy within this finite volume. If the universe is then infinitely large, there is more than enough space to "fit" every possible one of these Hubble volumes. If the initial conditions were ergodic, then each possible Hubble volume will appear somewhere.

      If the universe is not ergodic, then things can be quite different. An infinite universe in this case could contain singular instances of extremely rare arrangements, and a complete exclusion of others.

      It's also important to remember that this only predicts that every possible state will appear somewhere. One can imagine many impossible states (e.g. that contain contradictions; that don't obey physics; etc.) that won't be realized (an analogy could be integers vs. real numbers; both are infinite, but the integers only contain some of the real numbers).
    40. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by nasor · · Score: 1

      The problem with the Drake equation is that we have *no idea* what values to use for many of the variables. How likely is it that a planet able to support life will develop life? How likely is it that once life develops, intelligence will develop? You can insert any number you like, from 1 to 10E-5000 or beyond. This makes the equation mostly meaningless.

    41. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure that's B_S

    42. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      Excellent! All we need to do is find the planets where gasoline flows in oceans and Ferraris grow on trees and I'll be set!
      Leave it to some nerd on slashdot to forget the girl.

      Repeat after me: "a ferrari is a tool for getting laid."

    43. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares what Steven Hawking thinks about extra-terrestrial life? As long as we're asking people to provide conjecture on subjects for which there are scant few facts for any sound basis -- why not ask any scientist?

      This article is less about alien life, and more about some weird reverence that we have for Hawking.

    44. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If every possible state is realized then you have to assume that there exist some extremely strange planets:
      Ones which are identical to earth, including all cities, works of art, a bunch of cars, the current contents of my garbage can etc. But without any people or life having existed on that planet.

      Somehow it feels wrong to just use the "universe is infinite" argument to justify all possible arrangements of matter. Physical laws limit the type of initial states and the way they can evolve over time.

    45. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      The Fermi Paradox is only a paradox if you are willing to swallow intellectually weak arguments in order to get to an interesting meme.

      First, it assumes that such life thinks it should contact us, wants to, and can bust through the various physical barriers (speed of light) to do that. (A bad assumption IMHO.)

      Secondly assumes that we have done good searches or would see evidence that was there (which is not true)...

      And THEN commits an argument from ignorance.

      "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

      Yes, Fermi was a good physicist. But he sure was a shitty philosopher.

      The Fermi Paradox is nothing more than an interesting point of mental masturbation with one's geek friends over whatever you happen to imbibe. It is NOT however anything that should be used in an actual probability analysis of ET or ETI.

    46. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card for not recognizing The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy obviously makes some spurious scientific claims. I would suggest that it needs to be peer reviewed.
    47. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Quite right. Which is why I specified "ergodic", which means that all of phase space is equally likely, so that a sufficiently large set will contain every allowed permutation (in your analogy, ergodicity means that all numbers are equally represented; no skipping "2"). An infinite universe is certainly big enough to contain every point in phase space.

      That each state is equally likely changes nothing; I had in fact assumed a uniform distribution in my previous post not that it matters.

      Ergodicity just means that 2 is equally likely as 2.00001 (and all other possible values), considered over a long period of time. It does not mean that there is necessarily any period of time in which the state 2 or 2.00001 occurs. It's still just a statistical and probabilistic statement.

      If the universe is non-ergodic, that just means the distribution of states is non-uniform, and all that means is that some states are more probable than others. That still doesn't mean that you will necessarily encounter the most probable state, or that you will never encounter the least probable state.

      Think of it this way: each causally-disconnected Hubble volume is large, but finite. Each of these finite volumes has a large but finite number of possible internal arrangements: there are only so many ways that you can arrange matter and energy within this finite volume. If the universe is then infinitely large, there is more than enough space to "fit" every possible one of these Hubble volumes. If the initial conditions were ergodic, then each possible Hubble volume will appear somewhere.

      An infinitely large universe does not mean there are an infinite number of Hubble volumes. The size of the universe and the matter contained therein are not necessarily the same countability.

      And in any case, even if you assume ergodicity, that does not mean that every possible arrangement of states will necessarily occur.

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    48. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by popmaker · · Score: 1
      SB: "Uhh, Mr. Hawking, nobody really knows what you're talking about normally, but being famous and all.. can't you talk about aliens or something cool.. something that people assume you know about. We DO need the publicity, you know."

      Mr. Hawking: "Aliens? What should I say"

      SB: "You know.. maybe something standard like

      "Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare," and maybe wrap it up with a joke, something along the lines of

      "Some would say it has yet to occur on earth."
    49. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      But if there's noone in the universe, then who's doing the imagining? I'm guessing this all has something to do with string theory. I think it has more to do with "modern" philosophy.

      Cogito ergo sum,

      UTW
    50. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, and apropos of nothing, Hulu.com has the first season of Sliders posted:

      http://www.hulu.com/sliders

    51. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      The great filter and the drake equation is the same thing:

      N = Rstar * fp * ne * fl * fi * fc * L

      As the product of the first 6 multiplicands is thought to be 1, it is sometimes shortened to

      N = L

      In which
      N: Number of intelligent civilizations able to communicate within our own galaxy
      L: Tech lifetime (years) able to send radio waves into interstellar space

      In the case of humans L is about 100. So, a first guess for N would be 100 civilizations in our galaxy alone.

      Note that we are looking for earthlike planets and aliens that are able to communicate more or less like we are and also willing to do so. We are looking for an alien form of ourselves so to speak.

      Then as fermi pointed out, such an advanced civilization could spread exponentially and colonize the galaxy in several millions of years. The paradox then is: if there are so many, were are they? Why are they not here on earth? Why don't we see them?

      Television signals do penetrate interstellar space. But we are transmitting them for only 60 years or so and very few planets have seen them yet. An other issue is that these signals turn into noise very quickly. In about 5 lighthours or so, which is the distance to Pluto.

      So, although humans and their technology are not really detectable on other planets, it might be that alien eavesdropping probes do exits in our solar system as fermi predicted. Picking up our signals and sending them home. But this is by no means the only solution to the paradox.

      I do however not understand why aliens would send signals into space. I know we have, but only on a very small scale for short periods of time and often these transmissions were part of some attention generating events. Barely serious attempts. Or, why would aliens be friendly? An why would they _all_ be friendly? Advanced and deadly weaponry is available to malicious regimes on earth, too.

    52. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      If lightspeed as the limit cannot be surpassed then we can only compare their progress within our timecone, as this creates a time disadvantage as distance increases it might be possible that we are the most advanced civilization in our timecone while another civilization is the most advanced of its own timecone.

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    53. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      >> It is NOT however anything that should be used
      >> in an actual probability analysis of ET or ETI.

      Fermi wasn't trying to disprove their existence. He raised the question.

      >> swallow intellectually weak arguments

      The only thing you do is limit these 'intellectually weak arguments' to three, thereby 'solving' the paradox within your own field of view.

    54. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      >> it's clear that it's WAY to early to begin speculating

      One thing I've learned working in my business is that you must start doing something or nothing gets done at all. Ford didn't halt producing cars until they were zero emission.

    55. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      If it is not possible to travel faster than light then the space and time between us and our nearest neighbouring civilisation is likely to be prohibitive.

      I'd say that the limiting factor in the Drake equation is L, the length of time such civilizations release detectable signals into space. We've only been able to do that for about 70 years we've come close to blowing ourselves up more than once. Maybe L is only 200 years on average, or maybe 80. After Iran gets the bomb, all bets will be off.

      Suppose there were an intelligent civilization a few light years away that blew itself up 200 years ago. We'd never know.

    56. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      Ergodicity just means that 2 is equally likely as 2.00001 (and all other possible values), considered over a long period of time. It does not mean that there is necessarily any period of time in which the state 2 or 2.00001 occurs. It's still just a statistical and probabilistic statement. The ergodic argument, as I understand it, goes a bit further. All the states have equal, non-zero, probability. So if you imagine a point moving through phase space, it will eventually sample every possible location in phase space. Further, ergodicity implies that this time average is the same as a spatial average: if you include enough "random copies" in your space, you will eventually have each possible state. Crudely, since each point in phase space has a non-zero probability, an infinite ensemble will eventually include it (the probability of not including it is zero in the limit of infinite time or copies).

      Of course this isn't my interpretation of things: this is the current consensus in cosmology. The situation is better described by others. One example: Max Tegmark, Parallal Universes, where the author explains:

      If space is infinite and the distribution of matter is sufficiently uniform on large scales, then even the most unlikely events must take place somewhere. And later:

      The currently favored theory is that the initial conditions (the densities and motions of different types of matter early on) were created by quantum fluctuations during the inflation epoch (see section 3). This quantum mechanism generates initial conditions that are for all practical purposes random, producing density fluctuations described by what mathematicians call an ergodic random field. Ergodic means that if you imagine generating an ensemble of universes, each with its own random initial conditions, then the probability distribution of outcomes in a given volume is identical to the distribution that you get by sampling different volumes in a single universe. In other words, it means that everything that could in principle have happened here did in fact happen somewhere else.

      Inflation in fact generates all possible initial conditions with non-zero probability... I admit that I didn't mention the "distribution of matter is uniform" part in my previous posts. This addresses your concern that the matter content may not scale in the same way as the volume. Current observations suggest that the matter content of the universe is very uniform on these large scales. (Of course it's possible that this is just an artifact of our Hubble volume--we'll never know for sure).

      But, assuming the universe is infinite (and roughly uniform), and the initial conditions are ergodic, then all initial conditions were satisfied somewhere (this doesn't mean that every final state is realized, only that each possible initial state exists somewhere).

      Again, this is my understanding from reading the literature. You may find faults in the math that the cosmologists are using, that I am ignorant of.
    57. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by dissy · · Score: 1

      For example, it is entirely possible, again however unlikely, that randomness can never produce life, no matter the infinite variations that could be applied. Not really.
      We exist, and we are alive. A lot of other life exists on this planet, not just us, so the number is already greater than 1.

      And to the best of my knowledge, mankind can never scientifically prove this one way or the other. Math is math.
      Mathematically speaking, any fraction of infinity is infinity. In other words, we know for a fact 1 intelligent species exists (us), and that is represented by the fraction 1 out of infinity. 1 divided by infinity is infinity. Thus, there is an infinite number of intelligent species in an open universe.
      Changing 1 to any other value except zero will produce the same result. And since we exist, we know for a proven fact the value can not be zero.

      The GP post already addressed the issues of if the universe is not open, nor infinite, so I won't restate them here.
    58. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by evanbd · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing about the Great Filter argument isn't that it restates the Drake equation; it's the corollary that it proceeds to draw. If, from the observed lack of other races out there (not great data, obviously, but not zero data either) you conclude that there aren't all that many, then you're forced to draw one of three conclusions. It might be that life evolving to where we are today is hard. Or, it might be that we couldn't detect advanced neighbors for one reason or another. Or lastly, our own life expectancy is short -- this, of course, being the interesting one. It's also a potentially very important result in terms of our long-term survival -- if we believe our odds are poor, perhaps we should be putting more effort into improving them.

    59. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      ...and eat corn on the cob vertically...

    60. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm just not getting how we go from:

      "Ergodic means that if you imagine generating an ensemble of universes, each with its own random initial conditions, then the probability distribution of outcomes in a given volume is identical to the distribution that you get by sampling different volumes in a single universe."

      to

      "In other words, it means that everything that could in principle have happened here did in fact happen somewhere else."

      Because the first is strictly a probabilistic and statistical statement that means that examining a sufficiently large subset of the infinite set will give you the same probability distribution as the larger set. This is a common and basically necessary assumption in many areas of probabilistic and statistical reasoning, you have to make this assumption basically any time you attempt to analyze a random event, i.e. an electron cloud. You assume that by only sampling the position of an electron for a day, you get essentially the same probability distribution as you would if you examined it forever.

      How that becomes that the electron will necessarily occupy any particular position at some particular moment in time, I don't see.

      "Inflation in fact generates all possible initial conditions with non-zero probability..." also makes no sense. If the probability of an initial condition occuring is non-zero (but non-one), then it is exactly as I've described, where even infinitely many universes does not mean every possible universe will be seen. If the probability of any particular universe being created is one, and due to the uniform distribution thus every outcome has a probability of one, then there's no point about talking about a "probability distribution" at all.

      There's no way to go from a probabilistic statement that Universe X has Y non-zero, non-one probability of occurring, to a factual statement that Universe X must therefore have occurred. Even in an infinite, uniform universe.

      But given the distinct possibility that I'm wrong, I will continue to ponder the disturbing thought that there are other mes out there who are about to be, are currently being, and are just no recovering from being raped by a herd of randy goats. And fearfully worrying if I'm not destined to be one.

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    61. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Haelyn · · Score: 1

      Your post reminds me of The Library of Babel by Jorge Luis Borges.

      Amazing read.

    62. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Just because most of the variables are unknown doesn't make it useless.

      For example, we're starting to solve some of the earlier ones, at least from a statistical standpoint.

      Right now it's pretty much 'really, really low'. The vast majority of stars don't have a planet suitable for life as we vaguely know it.

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    63. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Haelyn · · Score: 1

      The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing Universe, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim, that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitely inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it's always reality that's got it wrong.

      This was the gist of the notice. It said "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."

    64. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by alexborges · · Score: 1

      TO THE PIRES!

      I hereby propose to burn this infidel.

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    65. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      The number (of alien species) could be an astronomical one, it could also, just as easily, be 0.

      1. We know life is possbile, but not how likely.

      2. We know the universe is effectively infinite.

      Therefore, the likelihood of there being a large number of species is much more likely than there being 0.

      QED

    66. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      What this means is that in an infinite universe that has totally random initial conditions, every possible state will be realized somewhere.
      No, no, no.

      17, 34, 51, 68, 85...

      This sequence of numbers is both infinite (it never ends), and based on a totally random initial condition (why 17?).

      However, no matter how far you go, you're never going to reach good old number 1. Or 2 or 5 or 10, etc.

      Just because something is infinite doesn't mean that it covers every possibility.

      And of course, your premise that the universe is infinite in the first place is far from proven, or even likely. Also, ergodic systems don't work on a macroscopic level anyway. Did you or the mods even READ the links you posted?
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    67. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...every possible state will be realized somewhere."


      It is possible that many could even be realized at the same location. As in Greg Egan's dust theory or, relatedly, the Hans Moravec essay that Egan links to.


      Interesting stuff.

    68. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      What does it imply if I already have one?

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    69. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by rfresneda · · Score: 1

      Actually, from the viewpoint of a moving observer, any point in the universe can be reached in an arbitrarily small amount of time: it suffices that his velocity as seen from an external observer arbitrarily approach the velocity of light. In other words, what counts for the traveler is his proper time, not the time as measured by someone at Earth. So all this discussion of whether some alien will live long enough to reach us is irrelevant. What is relevant is whether someone would make this effort, and whether we at Earth will live long enough to contact it/him/her.

    70. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      We exist, and we are alive. A lot of other life exists on this planet, not just us, so the number is already greater than 1.

      Chances are that all life in this world shares a common origin, so the number of known life-beginning events is exactly 1.

      Mathematically speaking, any fraction of infinity is infinity. In other words, we know for a fact 1 intelligent species exists (us), and that is represented by the fraction 1 out of infinity. 1 divided by infinity is infinity.

      Not true. 1/x approaches zero when x approaches infinity. How the heck can anyone conclude that cutting something into more pieces will make each piece larger is beyond me.

      "Any fraction of infinity is infinity" means that x/2, x/3, x/4 etc. approach infinity as x approaches infinity. It's the exact opposite of the situation you described - x and the integer are in the opposite sides of the division line.

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    71. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      or heck, maybe they're telepathic or don't have ears (or have primitive hearing) so radio is pointless.

      You DO realize that there's nothing about "radio" that implies sound, right? That "radio" waves are electromagnetic in nature, and that we use machines (colloquially called "radios") to convert the EM signal into something that can be heard. Or seen, since "TV" is really just "radio" with both sound and images encoded in the EM.

      For that matter, what we call "wifi" is also "radio", and carries information in digital formats understandable by our computers, but not by us either audibly or visibly?

      In other words, radio is a useful means of transmitting information, not just a long ranged sound generator....

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    72. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by sigzero · · Score: 1

      And I am sorry but math is not LIFE. You cannot prove any other life exists at all in the universe. You can only throw math at it and postulate.

    73. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Even with a incredibly low B_6 the number is still staggeringly huge.

      If you can show be a b_6 number that's "incredible low", I'll bet you I can come up with one that's lower. In fact, I'll bet you I can come up with a number where the number of civilizations is 1.

      It just amazes me anyone thinks they can come up with any kind of guess for the odds of life developing on a planet. Where do these numbers come from?

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    74. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Muffinmasher · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

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    75. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just amazes me anyone thinks they can come up with any kind of guess for the odds of life developing on a planet. Where do these numbers come from? Uranus, obviously.
    76. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multiple universes are a parlor game invented by guys who want to justify sitting around all day and daydreaming. No more. Lose the sanctimonious tone. The multiple universe concept stems from thinking scientifically about what we observe about physical reality. If you are unclear on this point, why not actually read the linked Tegmark paper?

      Your impugning pure science (cosmology and perhaps cosmogony) as mere "daydreaming" is petty and myopic. You never know where the next important insight may arise.
    77. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      in an infinite universe that has totally random initial conditions, every possible state will be realized somewhere.


      I think this is a fallacy, but I'm not sure. I've certainly thought the same thing myself in the past, and I've never heard anyone called out on that statement.

      Instead of the universe, consider prime numbers. A list of randomly chosen prime numbers can be infinite, but definitely does not contain the number 4. Now consider that list, with 4 as the first element. The other elements are all prime, so 4 must be unique in the infinite list. Earth could be the same in our universe.

      This rings a bell from my logic of computation class a long time ago. If there is a (formal) language A that describes all possible states in the universe, it could be that the universe can actually be described by a language B which is entirely contained within Language A. Or something. It was a long time ago, and the terminology escapes me.
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    78. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, life-forms in causally-disconnected volumes can never communicate with each other. (So you may say... who cares?) Exactly. If these other Hubble volumes are causally disconnected, then they're not real (and not false, either) - they're just a convenient way of thinking about things.
    79. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      You're taking the logic the wrong way.
      No matter how rare life will be, infinite/extremely large number=still infinite.
      To have a finite number of inhabited world, you first have to prove that they are located in a finite part of the universe.

    80. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Not true. 1/x approaches zero when x approaches infinity. How the heck can anyone conclude that cutting something into more pieces will make each piece larger is beyond me. Thats just how the number infinity works.
      It is an unbound limit, so you Can slice it up and each piece, while not making each piece larger, each piece will however remain the same size as before being sliced.
      With no upper bound, it does appear at first that if you divide infinity by two, that for those two halves to be the same size as the original, it would have to double. But you cant add to infinity either, so that does not happen.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity#Mathematical_infinity

      The math is sound. The only real question is if the universe itself is infinite or not, which could make the math moot. And that question might not be provable at all (it most certainly isn't right now)
    81. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      My point was much simpler and didn't have anything to do with radio waves themselves - if they don't have ears, they wouldn't be transmitting and thus listening to radio. What I was really getting to is if their senses are different than ours, they would be using signals differently than we do. For all we know, they see in the radio spectrum and we blind them with our noise.

    82. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Thats just how the number infinity works. It is an unbound limit, so you Can slice it up and each piece, while not making each piece larger, each piece will however remain the same size as before being sliced.

      But you aren't slicing up infinity, you are slicing up the finite integer 1.

      With no upper bound, it does appear at first that if you divide infinity by two, that for those two halves to be the same size as the original, it would have to double. But you cant add to infinity either, so that does not happen.

      You aren't dividing infinity, you are dividing by infinity. You aren't dividing infinity to equal pieces, you are dividing 1 into infinitely many pieces.

      Basically, your formula is the exact opposite of the situation you described.

      The math is sound. The only real question is if the universe itself is infinite or not, which could make the math moot. And that question might not be provable at all (it most certainly isn't right now)

      No, your math is not sound. You confused the divisor and divided.

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    83. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1
      In case you (or anyone else) is still interested in this question, here are some things I came across. This paper provides some rough details for the argument that every possible state is expected to occur because of inflation:
      Jaume Garriga, Alexander Vilenkin "Many worlds in one", arXiv:gr-qc/0102010v2

      Also, Max Tegmark has a FAQ, where (among other things) he explains:

      Why must we have duplicates?
      Q: Given infinity, why isn't it equally plausible that the worlds within it would express infinite variety, rather than repetition?

      The answer is that there are only a finite number of possible states that a Hubble volume can have, according to quantum theory. Even classically, there are clearly only a finite number of perceptibly different ways it can be.

      How rigorous is this?
      ...
      A: Although classical physics allows an infinite number of possible states that a Hubble volume can be in, it's a profound and important fact that quantum physics allows only a finite number. The numbers I mentioned in the article, like 10^10^118 meters, were computed using the exact quantum-mecanical calculation, and the classical stuff about counting protons in a discrete lattice arrangement was merely thrown in as a pedagogical example to give a feel where the numbers come from, since that turns out to give the same answer.

      Why must all regions have duplicates, not just one?
      Q: Just because something is infinite, does not mean that all possibilities are realized. The number pi is infinitely long, pi = 3.14159... and in that case, all combinations of digits are realized. However, the number 1/3, converted into a fraction, is also infinitely long, 1/3 = .33333... and in that case, all combinations of digits are not realized.

      A: That's correct: infinite space alone guarantees only that SOME Hubble volume will have a duplicate, not that our own will. However, if (as in the current cosmological standard model) the cosmic density fluctuations originate from quantum fluctuations during inflation, their statistical properties DO guarantee that our (and indeed every) Hubble volume has a duplicate. So, unless I'm misunderstanding this, a crucial point is that the number of arrangements inside a Hubble volume are finite (assuming quantum mechanics isn't wrong). If there are an infinite number of Hubble volumes (which appears to be the case, based on cosmological measurements), and if the initial process of selecting states is totally random (as predicted by inflation), then each state is guaranteed to show up.
    84. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      In case you (or anyone else) is still interested in this question, here are some things I came across. Actually, I am still interested, so thanks.

      A: That's correct: infinite space alone guarantees only that SOME Hubble volume will have a duplicate, not that our own will. However, if (as in the current cosmological standard model) the cosmic density fluctuations originate from quantum fluctuations during inflation, their statistical properties DO guarantee that our (and indeed every) Hubble volume has a duplicate. So, unless I'm misunderstanding this, a crucial point is that the number of arrangements inside a Hubble volume are finite (assuming quantum mechanics isn't wrong). If there are an infinite number of Hubble volumes (which appears to be the case, based on cosmological measurements), and if the initial process of selecting states is totally random (as predicted by inflation), then each state is guaranteed to show up. Hrm, well I sure don't know anything about the statistical properties of quantum fluctuations during inflation. The fact that a quantized universe means that within a finite volume of space there is a finite number of possible states has many interesting implications, that's for sure. However as they keep referring to probability distributions, and I do know something about that, I can't help but still feel off. For example, the statement "infinite space alone guarantees only that SOME Hubble volume will have a duplicate" displeases me because in a traditional probabilistic sense, that isn't true. Even with an infinite number of trials, with a finite number of possible outcomes, it is not guaranteed that every outcome will occur. Probability is never about guarantees. If there's some special quantum-joo-joo that alters that I can't say.

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    85. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      the statement "infinite space alone guarantees only that SOME Hubble volume will have a duplicate" displeases me because in a traditional probabilistic sense, that isn't true. Even with an infinite number of trials, with a finite number of possible outcomes, it is not guaranteed that every outcome will occur. I read that statement as saying "with finite states and infinite trials, it is guaranteed that you will have some repetition in the sequence"... basically akin to saying that if you roll a 6-sided die, many times, you won't necessarily roll each number, but you are guaranteed to roll some duplicates.

      I agree it's then the "guaranteed that every outcome will occur", which comes next, that is then the more bothersome part.

      Probability is never about guarantees. Agreed. But (and I'm no mathematician, but here goes...) I think the "infinity" in this case makes a difference. From the other paper I mentioned (pg. 7):

      We have argued that (i) the number of possible histories for an O-region is finite and (ii) the number of O-regions in each of the thermalized regions of the universe is infinite.
      ...
      The initial state of each O-region can be characterized by a density matrix, and the probabilities for all possible histories can in principle be determined following the usual rules of quantum mechanics.2 All histories consistent with exact conservation laws will have non-vanishing probabilities and will occur in an infinite number of O-regions. It follows that there should be an infinite number of O-regions whose history is identical to ours. (emphasis added)

      I think of it this way: if I flip a coin N times, there are 2^N different possibilities. Only one of those completely excludes "tails". So the probability, after N flips, of never seeing a "tails" is 1/(2^N). For large N, the probability becomes very small. If you take the limit as N->infinity, then you end up with the probability of not seeing "tails" as zero. That is, you will get "tails" eventually.

      Similarly, with an infinitely large universe, the probability of not realizing any particular initial condition is zero. The statistics of quantum mechanics guarantee that each state has non-zero probability. The infinite number of regions is what makes the realization of a particular state unavoidable.

      Now, whether there is a difference between "guaranteed to happen" and "probability of not happening is zero in limit of infinity" is perhaps the remaining question. Let me know if you know the answer! (For instance, the argument I used above about coin flips does bother me a bit: I can easily imagine an infinite sequence of heads, with not a single "tails" anywhere in it. But the math suggests that obtaining such an infinite sequence from a probabilistic process is not possible??)
    86. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I read that statement as saying "with finite states and infinite trials, it is guaranteed that you will have some repetition in the sequence"... basically akin to saying that if you roll a 6-sided die, many times, you won't necessarily roll each number, but you are guaranteed to roll some duplicates. Ah, right, I was thinking about it wrong.

      I think of it this way: if I flip a coin N times, there are 2^N different possibilities. Only one of those completely excludes "tails". So the probability, after N flips, of never seeing a "tails" is 1/(2^N). For large N, the probability becomes very small. If you take the limit as N->infinity, then you end up with the probability of not seeing "tails" as zero. That is, you will get "tails" eventually. Sure, but now think about the opposite situation: You have a finite number of trials, but an infinite number of possible outcomes. With a uniform distribution, the probability of a trial resulting in any given outcome is 1/N. As N -> infinity, the probability of getting a certain outcome goes to zero. Yet the probability of those outcomes actually happening is not literally zero, or no outcome would be possible at all.

      Now, whether there is a difference between "guaranteed to happen" and "probability of not happening is zero in limit of infinity" is perhaps the remaining question. Let me know if you know the answer! (For instance, the argument I used above about coin flips does bother me a bit: I can easily imagine an infinite sequence of heads, with not a single "tails" anywhere in it. But the math suggests that obtaining such an infinite sequence from a probabilistic process is not possible??)

      I think it would be possible, since coin tosses (and presumably but not obviously Hubble Volumes) are independent events. No matter how unlikely the preceding string of "heads" flips, the odds of the next one being heads again is still 50%. Though an infinite string of heads would be extremely (vanishly would be accurate) unlikely. Mathematically guaranteed not to happen? I don't think so.

      I guess that's part of the problem, we're dealing with limits. The whole point of a limit is that you cannot actually ever reach it, which makes reasoning about what would happen at the limit rather difficult.

      So lets forget the limit where P(no duplicate for our universe) = 0. If we rephrase the statement as "The probability of our universe not having at least one duplicate is vanishingly small" then it doesn't bother me at a mathematical level, and the argument as to why this would be the case actually makes a lot of sense.

      On the other hand, that's taking the basic premise that there are an infinite number of Hubble Volumes out there... I didn't read the whole paper, so how we're supposed to be able to find evidence for the existence of things which by definition we can never interact with nor vice versa, I don't know. Also the thinking that these are necessarily discreet and independent seems odd, I mean the Hubble Volume centered on Earth overlaps with the Hubble Volume centered on Andromeda, so something could be within the Hubble Length of Andromeda, but not Earth.

      Anyway, fascinating stuff. Some day, maybe when I retire, I'll go back to school and study physics. :)
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    87. Re:Why is this newsworthy? by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "I don't like how dismissive Hawking is of people who claim to have seen aliens"

      He would I think place them in the same category as people who claim to have seen fairies, mermaids, or angels.

      "If you're gonna allow for aliens in your world view ... or rather universe view ..., then I think you have to entertain the possibility that some of the sightings could be real."

      It is indeed _possible_ that they are true, but then it's _possible_ that sightings of fairies and angels are true as well, especially given the fact that witnesses of supernatural beings can offer exactly the same amount of supporting evidence as those who say they've seen aliens.

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  4. No begging by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    It begs the question of if we need to consider a Prime Directive before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space.

    No, it doesn't. There. Got that out of the way.

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    1. Re:No begging by irlyh8d2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the popular usage of "begging the question". As in: "that invites the question...".

    2. Re:No begging by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      This link also begs for starting war against the abuse of word "hacker".

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    3. Re:No begging by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1, Informative

      Popular, but incorrect usage. Sort of like saying "I bough a soda for my wife and I." It's used quite regularly, but it's still wrong (should be "I bought a soda for me and my wife."

    4. Re:No begging by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      popular == unlearned

    5. Re:No begging by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that the correct, polite usage would be 'I bought a soda for my wife and me' - it is polite to put the other person first.

      Feel free to show me where I am wrong, however.

    6. Re:No begging by irlyh8d2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a reason why linguists don't go anal over these things. The point of language is to communicate and be understood by the other side. So long as that happens, it doesn't really matter what happens with the language itself. If a change makes it harder to communicate, then it won't catch on. Popular misinterpretation of phrases often comes from the interpretation making more sense than the original usage. Here: to beg for a question is to invite it. Meanwhile, where in premise-assuming is the question?

    7. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're a douchebag because you're an asshole.

    8. Re:No begging by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      If you really insist on phrasing it in that order, wouldn't it be more correct to say "I bought a soda for myself and my wife"?

    9. Re:No begging by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      English is not my mother tongue, but my impression is that the original (quoted) poster didn't abuse, but only use, the "beg the question" expression. It did not try to prejudice an outcome.

      Feel free to correct me or confirm - I'll learn something either way.

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    10. Re:No begging by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please? Please? Just ONE question? PLEASE?

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    11. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep banging that head against the wall.

      Not only does the old usage hardly exist anymore, but when you try to use it people have no idea what you are talking about.

      Language changes.

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    12. Re:No begging by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      ... well, at the very least, your post begs the question of why you have so much free time that you can sit on the intarweb and patrol for grammatical and logical infractions.

    13. Re:No begging by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      Words and expressions often have multiple meanings. In this case, both the definition you cite, and the way the summary uses the phrase, are correct, and which is meant is discerned from the context. While I laud your ability to get +5 Informative by lacking the ability to do so, it begs the question as to whether you also post on topics about gay rights insisting that gay can only mean cheerful and not homosexual.

    14. Re:No begging by genner · · Score: 1

      No that's stillnot right. The correct sentence structure would be
      "I bought a soda for my wife and another for myself, so she wouldn't feel guilty drinking it. "

    15. Re:No begging by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that the correct, polite usage would be 'I bought a soda for my wife and me' - it is polite to put the other person first.

      Feel free to show me where I am wrong, however. IANAET, but from what I remember, the order isn't relevant as long as the subclauses work individually.

      "I bought a soda for me." "I bought a soda for my wife." "I bought a soda for my wife and me" || "I bought a soda for me and my wife."

      I would think it would be "..for my wife and myself", but... yeah.
    16. Re:No begging by trolltalk.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      No that's stillnot right. The correct sentence structure would be "I bought a soda for my wife and another for myself, so she wouldn't feel guilty drinking it.

      You stil don't have it right. "I bought a soda for your wife, and a double shot of rum for myself, because your wife is so fugly that even drunk, she scares me!"

    17. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you didn't get anything out of the way. you're an idiot. the only thing i hope you get out of the way is your inability to work with the rest of the world that uses the term begs the question in a different manner. shove it.

    18. Re:No begging by LanceUppercut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely not. There's a line, albeit fuzzy, between the formerly incorrect but now accepted uses of words, and the uses that are incorrect and unacceptable. This "begs the question" nonsense belongs to the second category. One day it will move to the first, no doubt about it, since after all, that's what American English is: an exercise in well-established illiteracy. But it is not there yet.

    19. Re:No begging by stoofa · · Score: 1
      Yes, that would be right... if it wasn't completely wrong.

      It should be "I bought a soda for my wife and me" as per the original correction.

      Using the word 'myself' like that is incorrect. See here.

    20. Re:No begging by belloc · · Score: 3, Informative

      But "that begs the question" is close to "that 'begets' the question," which does mean "that raises/invites the question."

      This usage of 'begets' was somewhat common in 18th c. English. Take a look at Hume, Enquiry, sec. XII, pgh. 2

      Belloc

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    21. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not only does the old usage hardly exist anymore, but when you try to use it people have no idea what you are talking about. When I quote relevant Shakespeare, people often have no idea what I'm talking about. Does this mean I should abandon my referencing Shakespeare, especially when it is poignant to illustrate that some political dilemma, moral quandary or even humorous device had been broached over 300 years ago?

      The view that language is good enough as long as it is fairly likely to get the point across is - even putting aside that it is usually harder to parse incorrect, intelligible writing than correct prose - antithetical to the "standards" culture espoused on Slashdot. It is the permissive, lackadaisical Internet Explorer approach to HTML. And it is born, I fear, of the average nerd's mediocre ability in his own language, and his desire to change the rules to suit his own lack of interest in a discipline at least as complex, and millennia older, than his own - that of effective communication. Put down the Knuth, pick up the Fowler, and learn to express yourself as elegantly to your fellow man as you might to your computer.

      Anyway, I've met no reasonably educated man who does not know the correct usage of "beg the question". A few minutes ago I was reading a book published in the last decade which employed it correctly. Had the author wished to indicate that a particular question was "raised", he would have done so. While I'm here:

      • The gay/homosexual debate is a red herring; "gay" is a term of self-identification associated with the liberalisation of attitudes towards same-sex attraction and lifestyle; the term has evolved over 80 years in tandem with the LGBT movement. The poster's use of "beg the question" is, on the other hand, the result of incorrectly applying a well-known phrase of standard English.
      • Since this site targets computer professionals and enthusiasts, it would do well to respect the field's established jargon. If I need to reinstall Windows (and that means I've erred at least twice ;-)), I have not bricked my PC!


      Here endeth the rant.
    22. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Popular usage becomes correct usage. Many of the phrases you utter on a daily basis would have been incorrect in Elizabethan English; who's to say that's not the ultimate standard of "correctness," as opposed to the nebulous one that you've chosen?

      Read about linguistics and you'll realize that the notion of incorrectness is itself incorrect - it is a social phenomenon (usually a manifestation of classism), not a linguistic one. Correctness is indistinguishable from breadth of use.

    23. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. B3ryllium was absolutely right, it should be myself. It's a reflexive pronoun -- the first person is both the subject of the sentence ("I bought") and the object of the prepositional phrase ("for myself.").

      Just because myself is grossly overused does not make it wrong in every instance.

    24. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      When I quote relevant Shakespeare, people often have no idea what I'm talking about. Does this mean I should abandon my referencing Shakespeare, especially when it is poignant to illustrate that some political dilemma, moral quandary or even humorous device had been broached over 300 years ago? No, but don't get offended if people don't write on Slashdot using Shakespeare's language.

      The view that language is good enough as long as it is fairly likely to get the point across is - even putting aside that it is usually harder to parse incorrect, intelligible writing than correct prose - antithetical to the "standards" culture espoused on Slashdot. Sorry, language doesn't work like that. You can't nail down a fixed standard and expect people to actually adhere to it. The belief that you can represents some detachment from reality.

      Anyway, I've met no reasonably educated man who does not know the correct usage of "beg the question". I'd wager that the submitter of this story is reasonably educated.
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    25. Re:No begging by kaens · · Score: 1

      >>Popular misinterpretation of phrases often comes from the interpretation making more sense than the original usage.

      I think this is a very good point that is often overlooked - language is not some static thing. It's not like someone just shat out the english language onto some stone tablets a while ago.

      However, this "feature" of language does lead to some problems - namely that people need to be abundantly clear what they mean by certain phrases or words due to the ambiguity of the language. Failure to do so often leads to people having ridiculous arguments due to having two different working definitions for a phrase or word.

    26. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that people often use the phrase in an attempt to sound clever. They're using it incorrectly, though, which kind of defeats the purpose.

    27. Re:No begging by boris111 · · Score: 0

      Yeah isolate yourself that way. You're that guy at parties noone wants to talk to because he's so damned pedantic. That post although short disgusts me for its arrogance.

    28. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no, but who cares... In a list of names or references that include you, you are last.

      "I bought a soda for my wife and me."

    29. Re:No begging by hansraj · · Score: 1

      They should come up with different mods for meta-moderation too. "meta-troll", "meta-funny", "meta-informative" etc.

      And a "meta-reply": Meta-mod the parent moderation meta-funny!

    30. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase "beg the question" is almost always misused as synonymous with "raise the question". In fact, I don't think I've ever seen it used correctly on slashdot. The correct use refers circular references in logical arguments, "the proposition to be proved is assumed implicitly or explicitly in one of the premises" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question)

    31. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will admit that I, for one, clicked on the topic solely to find if someone had corrected the post yet, and if not, to do so myself.

      It wasn't so much that I was scouring the Internet for it, as I was reading Slashdot and it made my eyes bleed.

    32. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Popular, but incorrect usage

      Along with "hacker" and all those other words people bitch about not meaning what they used to mean.

      The problem is that "begging the question" never meant what it's claimed to mean: it's a terrible translation of "petitio principii", using a meaning of "beg" that nobody has used since probably before the thing was translated into English in the first place.

    33. Re:No begging by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Just like the popular usage of "Computer" is "the glowing box on my desk".

      And the popular usage of "Hard drive" is "the humming box under my desk"

      Are those ok with you? What about "for all intensive purposes?"

      Why is it that "English is not a prescriptive language" only applies to "begs the question?"

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    34. Re:No begging by stoofa · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, you might actually be right.

      I shall bid good day to your good self while I go and discipline myself... and my wife.

    35. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't nail down a fixed standard and expect people to actually adhere to it. The belief that you can represents some detachment from reality. I have heard schoolboys call dictionaries many things, but "detachment from reality" is quote-worthy! Is the W3C Consortium, as author of dictionaries and grammars for much simplified languages, also a "detachment from reality"? To think how far the industrialized world would have come without these fetters of standardization to needlessly improve communication!

      But this is somewhat by the bye, as I would never assert a "fixed standard" - I already gave an example of how language evolves through the word "gay". Notice how this took decades of social and political change to be accepted. Observe that it evolved with the creation of a new phenomenon for the English-speaking world. Consider that the term was coined and accepted by the very people involved in sparking and advancing the phenomenon. It's that sort of linguistic development that makes English rich; not one that drops out of poorly educated schoolkids lacking understanding of a basic concept in logic.

      I'll throw you a bone in the form of he Academie Francaise. That's what you get when you over-specify natural language.

      I'd wager that the submitter of this story is reasonably educated. OK; we all make mistakes. Aim higher.
    36. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I bought a soda for me and my wife."

      Cockney Louisiana mind-fuck. No that is not correct.

      "I bought a soda for my wife and myself."

      That is OK if drawn out.

      "I bought a soda for my wife and I."

      I is self-possessive. It is OK, in fact it is correct.
       

    37. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I have heard schoolboys call dictionaries many things, but "detachment from reality" is quote-worthy! While they are used for reference, most dictionaries try to DOCUMENT vocabulary usage - not specify it. Reputable dictionaries have legions of staff constantly looking for new words, and they even proudly announce their new word list for each edition.
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    38. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may raise the question, but there will be no begging here!

    39. Re:No begging by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're scrolling though this, don't worry. There are only another two to three pages of posts about "begging the question". Keep scrolling, don't lose heart. It's not that far.

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    40. Re:No begging by ajs · · Score: 1, Informative

      It begs the question...

      No, it doesn't. There. Got that out of the way.

      Yes it does. What's more, since it's a fair bet that everyone reading that knew exactly what was meant, and that many did not know the Aristotelian or modern meaning related to the construction of logical arguments, it's safe to say that the language has simply changed.

      Welcome to the 21st century. You can pick up your curmudgeon name-tag on the 3rd table to the left.

    41. Re:No begging by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're that guy at parties no one wants to talk to because he's so damned pedantic.

      Fixed that for you.

    42. Re:No begging by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Keep banging that head against the wall.

      Not only does the old usage hardly exist anymore, but when you try to use it people have no idea what you are talking about.

      Language changes.


      That's all well and dandy. Just don't interpret "language changes" to imply "therefore I can say whatever the fuck I want and it's okay". Meaning, don't think the fact that you are speaking a living language gives you carte blanch to be that instrument of change, especially through ignorance. It's still ignorance, and still wrong. Over time that ignorant incorrectness may become the new correct usage, but that time doesn't magically arrive at the instant you use the phrase wrong and can't be arsed to learn the current right way.

      That said, I do think the old definition of "begs the question" is on its way out. It is still used quite frequently, actually, but there are an ever increasing number of people that use the phrase but don't know the definition, because frankly it's a fairly unintuitive way to say "You're using circular logic" for a modern English speaker when the definition of "beg" used is itself obscure.

      On the other hand, as far as I'm concerned the solution is for people to stop saying "it begs the question" as a faux-intellectual way of saying "it raises the question".

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    43. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most dictionaries try to DOCUMENT vocabulary usage - not specify it Point me to one dictionary which documents - but not specifically as incorrect usage - the use of "its" as a contraction of "it is". Since this error is far more prevalent than the article submitter's abuse of "begging the question", I'd expect to see it so documented if your premise were correct.

      legions of staff constantly looking for new words And you'll be disappointed to hear that the standard for entry is higher than "some people use(d) it at some point". Language primarily evolves with culture and technology - from H-bomb to hippie, cool to cyberspace, new vocabulary reflects humanity's enrichment. Now ambiguous abuses sometimes enter the dictionary as secondary definitions (and petitio principii is certainly not archaic, so it retains pride of place), which will result in dilettante linguists using the dictionary entry to justify their usage.

      And how wrong they'd be. For it is there when the author must remember Postel's commandment - to be liberal in what you receive, conservative in what you send - and understand that this is an instance where the alternative definition is provided to aid in understand of others' (subpar) English. The educated writer can do better, by choosing an unambiguous phrase that does not have two possible meanings, the desired of which was uncontroversially rejected before the 1990s.
    44. Re:No begging by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      You're an even bigger douchebag than the first guy because you're an even bigger asshole.

      That doesn't really make sense. It's almost as if you begged the insult.

    45. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, the one with answer "42"?

    46. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Just don't interpret "language changes" to imply "therefore I can say whatever the fuck I want and it's okay". But those days are over for "begs the question". Even the NY Times has, on occasion, used the phrase in its new way (though they are pretty good compared to those scamps over at Wired).

      As for alternatives, I like the phrase "the question begs to be asked". Everyone knows what you mean, and the "begs the question" police won't be after you. In defense of the people using "begs" instead of "raises"... I think they are trying to imply the obviousness of the question. "Raises" probably doesn't quite convey that in the same way as the word "beg", which sounds much more desperate.

      The only sin greater on Slashdot is mis-spelling "ridiculous".
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    47. Re:No begging by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      Language changes.
      Next, you'll tell me "cuts the mustard" is valid. Have you ever asked someone to explain their condiment-smeared distortion? Dried bits at the end of the squeeze bottle. They haven't a clue.

      I think they're idiots because they're stupid.
      Now THAT begs the question.

      ...ahem... back to aliens that talk funny...
    48. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Since this error is far more prevalent than the article submitter's abuse of "begging the question", I'd expect to see it so documented if your premise were correct. Ah, but that is an error and is still commonly recognized as such. Putting apostrophes on possessive pronouns is probably several hundred years old now, and still has not become accepted: let's go, that cat is her's, those are your's. Simple, everyday mistake in grammar that everyone uses.

      On the other hand, you have the term "begs the question", which started out in elite circles for describing circular logic. Some "uneducated" folks heard the elite dudes using the phrase and took it literally for the other meaning of beg. Or they might have heard someone say "begets the question" and used it poorly.

      But it hardly matters. Google some common print rags for the phrase and you will see it being used. You are too late to stop the new usage.

      For it is there when the author must remember Postel's commandment - to be liberal in what you receive, conservative in what you send - and understand that this is an instance where the alternative definition is provided to aid in understand of others' (subpar) English. Is this an episode of Frasier?

      Surely, Dr. Crane, a man of your intellect is capable of discerning which usage of the phrase is being used from context?
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    49. Re:No begging by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      But that website begs the question, "What if I don't care?"

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    50. Re:No begging by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      But those days are over for "begs the question". Even the NY Times has, on occasion, used the phrase in its new way (though they are pretty good compared to those scamps over at Wired).

      Given how thoroughly the NYT has proven its reputation is undeserved in the last 8 years, I think the fact that they mostly use it correctly is proof that those days are not over at all. We're in the transition period, where an ever-increasing number of people use it, but don't actually know what it means. Eventually what they assume it means will become the real definition. In the meantime, it's like people saying "loose" when they mean "lose" -- you just grin and bear it.

      In defense of the people using "begs" instead of "raises"... I think they are trying to imply the obviousness of the question. "Raises" probably doesn't quite convey that in the same way as the word "beg", which sounds much more desperate.

      "That raises the obvious question", add superlatives in front of obvious to taste. Proper, grammatical, flexible.

      I can't get behind "that begs the question" because that's simply tortuous grammar when you're using "beg" to mean "to plead for". It's like saying "the child begs the allowance".

      "The question begs to be asked" is fine as far as both grammar and understanding are concerned, but it's a very different phrase because when someone says "that begs the question" (either in correct or new usage) the thing doing the begging is what was previously stated, but now you've changed the subject to the new question being raised. You could say "As a result of what you just said the question begs to be asked", or "The question begs to asked after what you just said". But that's awkward.

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    51. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They haven't a clue. May I humbly suggest a little perspective? Do you know the origins of every word that you use? I certainly don't. Language can be a lot of things to a lot of people, but at the end of the day it is primarily a communications tool. "Cuts the mustard" will convey exactly what you want to convey to most native English speakers, and that makes it a perfectly adequate idiom - even if no one can really tell you what the heck it means.
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    52. Re:No begging by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Not only does the old usage hardly exist anymore, but when you try to use it people have no idea what you are talking about.

      The problem there is in which part of the English speaking world you happen to be. I have noticed over the last few years a sharp increase the differences between the different dialects of the English language (I'm not even going to say "US English" and "British English", since mine is neither, and I'm also WELL aware that different areas of both the US and UK have quite different English).

      "Begs the question" may have lost its original meaning in your part of the English speaking world, but in mine, that's the only meaning that is understood (when it is understood at all - not being a common phrase, I'd expect that in reality the majority of people simply wouldn't know the phrase). If anyone wants to say that it "raises the question", then they will say "RAISES the question" (or "brings up the question", or "leads to the question" or whatever else, but not "begs the question").

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    53. Re:No begging by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Sorry, language doesn't work like that. You can't nail down a fixed standard and expect people to actually adhere to it. The belief that you can represents some detachment from reality.

      Actually, that's what most non-English language European nations do... There is a defined version of the language and if you speak it or write it differently, then you are definitively WRONG. It's so much easier that way! If something becomes commonly used, then it will be considered in the next formal revision of the language. There's nothing stopping you from using any words, grammar, phrases and so on that you like, and if people understand you, that's fine, but if there's a legal question raised about what you "meant", then the formal definition wins out and it's YOUR FAULT if you meant something else.

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    54. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You could say "As a result of what you just said the question begs to be asked", or "The question begs to asked after what you just said". But that's awkward. I actually saw it used well in the Village Voice. It actually shocked me a bit, because it probably means that they have an editor/proofreader going over their blogs. Or Heather Muse is a pretty good writer (and she should never be out of ideas with a name like that).
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    55. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yup... I can only speak about the USA. And yes, there are many different ways to speak here. For instance, I've inherited my father's Midwest "the clothes need washed" style of speaking, much to the dismay of my wife.

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    56. Re:No begging by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      "Popular" among whom? Illiterates?

    57. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's what most non-English language European nations do... Right, but that's not where language is being used "naturally". When it is strictly a tool for communicating with outsiders, unambiguous language is more important. The language should be clear and precise, even if it would sound funny to a native English speaker... you'll already sound funny anyway :)

      Similarly, legal language is so different from common language that most people cannot read legal documents. Oh, sure, they are still expected to sign them :)
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    58. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting apostrophes on possessive pronouns is probably several hundred years old now, and still has not become accepted: let's go, that cat is her's, those are your's. To argue from the PoV of uniformity/simplicity that "her's" is correct is faily easy: possessive is 's - belongs to Tom is Tom's, belongs to dog is dog's, belongs to her is her's. But despite simplification of English grammar over the years, this case-eliminating step has not been taken. Hard-to-justify solution: Modify what is considered Standard English; leave schoolkids ignorant about language. Correct solution: educate schoolkids on simple grammar, explain history of language and why this apparent exception seems to have arisen.

      Meanwhile, the article submitter's use of "begs the question" is, to my knowledge, documented as less than a couple of decades old. Hard-to-justify solution: Modify what is considered Standard English; leave schoolkids ignorant about language and logic. Correct solution: educate schoolkids on simple logic, so they are aware of what it means to "beg the question".

      I'll let the "let's go" example slide ;-).

      Google some common print rags for the phrase and you will see it being used. You are too late to stop the new usage. Judging by the battering people get when they misuse the phrase, it's hardly a lost cause. Anyway, the misuse of "begs the question" is a symptom, not a disease - see previous paragraphs for hints on the disease.

      Surely, Dr. Crane, a man of your intellect is capable of discerning which usage of the phrase is being used from context? Surely Firefox should understand badly formed MS-HTML. Surely commoners should understand badly phrased laws, and it's their own fault when their misinterpretation leads them in gaol. Surely there'll be no problem with a contract formed by one man speaking Jamaican patois, another filling his speech with Texan idiom, and a third flying in from the Home Counties. You, Sir, need to get out more to discover that yawning chasm between what makes sense to you and how you need to communicate if you need to make sense to the world.

      Yes, with extra effort, of course I can make a mental correction. Thank goodness that, even if I were to make the wrong correction, in this case everyone would remain happy and free.

      Is this an episode of Frasier? Comparing Jon Postel to Frasier is probably grounds for turning in your geek card ;-).

      OK, thanks for the chat. I have to be getting on. I'll be sure to read any final responses but don't have time to respond further. Have a fun day.

    59. Re:No begging by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's what most non-English language European nations do... Right, but that's not where language is being used "naturally"

      Sorry... ummm... are you saying that in Europe, language is not used naturally?!

      I think perhaps you misunderstood me... I meant that for "natural spoken language", it is defined, not just "strictly a tool for communicating with outsiders" or even just "legal" cases.

      The day to day German and Dutch that I speak both have a formal definition and I stick to it as best I can (although being a native speaker of neither, I do make mistakes here and there). Other people also stick to this definition as best they can. When the spelling in German was changed a few years back for example, it was a big adjustment for everyone, but anyone who spells things the old way even in an informal email between friends is going to get comments!

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    60. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people can't tell the difference between "begging" and "inviting" then there may be other social issues here. "Begging the question" means only one thing: assuming the thing your trying to prove in a logically circular fashion. It's an argumentative fallacy. Any other use of the term is just confusing. If people said something like "the question begged to be asked" or "the question is begging to be asked" (which is what people usually mean when they incorrectly use the words "begging the question") that would actually make sense. I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just like sentences and phrases to be consistent and make sense from time-to-time so I can get to content.

    61. Re:No begging by nidarus · · Score: 1

      but if there's a legal question raised about what you "meant", then the formal definition wins out and it's YOUR FAULT if you meant something else.
      Are you sure about that? Can you give any examples of that actually happening?

      Where I live (Israel), we have an official version of our language, but it doesn't turn Hebrew into some unambiguous, unchanging, formal language. There's still Hebrew slang, and people mostly use "incorrect" Hebrew, just like English-speakers. When it comes to legal matters AFAIK, it's all about intent, and reasonable expectations. If you use language that's uncommon, be it some bizarre local slang, or antiquated, but technically correct language, you obviously cannot expect people to understand you, and the courts don't claim otherwise.

      The main purpose of having a "correct" form of Hebrew is to preserve Hebrew as a unique language, by promoting native Hebrew grammar and vocabulary (as opposed to taking grammatical forms and words from other languages, such as English). As far as I understand, that's the main purpose of "correct" forms in general.

      English doesn't have any real rivals, so it doesn't need an official form. But wait until most of the technical terms, business names and slang are in Chinese, and see how quickly an Academy of The English Language is formed.

    62. Re:No begging by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      When I quote relevant Shakespeare, people often have no idea what I'm talking about. Does this mean I should abandon my referencing Shakespeare, especially when it is poignant to illustrate that some political dilemma, moral quandary or even humorous device had been broached over 300 years ago? Yes. Communication is useless if your audience can't understand you. Plus, the people who do get it think you're an ass for quoting Shakespeare in the first place.
    63. Re:No begging by xPsi · · Score: 1
      Ironically, in the context of the submission, the submitter really is teetering on the brink of begging the question. At least he or she is kind enough to point it out for us. The reasoning goes:
      1. Stephen Hawking thinks that alien life is likely, albeit primitive;
      2. Therefore, we might need a Prime Directive to help guide us with contact with advanced alien cultures before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space.

      Oh, wait, that's technically a Non Sequitur. But, hey, we knew what they meant because all of us have written code in C++.

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    64. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English's main rival is English. Indian English is spoken by far more people than "UK" (thank you, Microsoft) or US English. There is this "Chinese is the most spoken language" thing going around, but really, it isn't - it might be the most spoken mother tongue, but schoolchildren everywhere, including China (see Tall Test) are taught English as a second language.

      The Chinese know better than to put the cognitive load of Chinese on every other culture, when they could just learn the (comparatively easy) language that everyone else already knows. Fascism within China, capitalism without - China's not repeated the mistakes of Hitler or the USSR, and it's doing rather well.

    65. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let's give credit where credit is due. He spelled both you're and its correctly!

    66. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I misunderstood, sorry. I thought you were talking about their use of English.

      It sounds like you have a standard, but the standard is changed to reflect reality from time to time. This is similar to English, but we only have "de facto" standards in the USA. I don't know what the Brits do.

      It's much easier to control the "specs" on a language that is as localized as German... at least there is only one government representing most of the speakers. Of course, language itself arose prior to any standards bodies, states, or governments as we know them today.

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    67. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ambiguous? Certainly. But incorrect? What is incorrect about it? 'Beg' means, among other things, 'to ask earnestly'.

    68. Re:No begging by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, captain, but language is as slippery to fix as weather forecasts.

        In fact, the sheer nature of the abilities that give us language, grammar and the ability to encode its rules for a certain locale and time frame (creativity, imagination, intelligence) are also why language will never stop evolving.

        From poetry to puns, jokes to playful word games, from new business ideas to completely new categories of anything - language needs to change. This includes existing words, existing phrases, and long-standing, commonly accepted words. All are fair game. The OED is a wonderful book to get a sense for just how this happens, how often, and even occasionally, why.

        Only since the introduction of machines as a static point for grammar has language actually remained somewhat fixed. And even then, yes indeed - reality's needs for new behavior to be described has pressured languages from C++ to SQL to adapt. In fact, even the language to describe the art of programming, the models used to design programs independent of "programming language", have evolved from ratios to formulas to flowcharts to components, design patterns and services, etc.

        And simultaneously during the history of language, a transferable vocabulary, grammar and context has to exist. How do we do it? Some say its because the rules for language are embedded in language itself, so that its a productive system, able to create branches all on its own.

        This is indeed true, but reduced down, children learn language in a very peculiar way - they title their sensory input using anything they like, then slowly adjust their rules for names and concepts to the formal system they live in - their contexts, and there are indeed several (school, family, friends, pop culture, religion, etc). When all this gets mixed together, language evolves.

        Rail against the tides! Fight for your favorite turn of phrase to be reinvigorated as you like it, but clinging to history is a losing argument. Champion any word, phrase or rule because its fun - because I hope I've shown you, "correct" is just a matter of time.

        English itself has a wonderful and diverse spectrum. While you try to smack people with the rules, your rules are made of water - having existence but no true form. Even your boy Billy had great times inventing language. Fighting abuse of phrases just makes you sound like a mudgunner.

    69. Re:No begging by pcgabe · · Score: 1

      Don't bother correcting them. They'll come back with arguments about how English is a living language, and prescribed grammar is outdated, blah blah.

      Ignore them. But teach your children the proper usage. It will be our shibboleth.

      And for people using "begs the question" to mean "raises the question", feel free to continue doing so. Just be aware that those of us who know better may think you are ignorant. If you don't like that, you can lrn 2 English.

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    70. Re:No begging by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      If a change makes it harder to communicate, then it won't catch on.

      That's not always true. When a word is subverted to mean something else, then its original meaning can be diluted. If there are no good substitutes then it's now harder to communicate well. Consider Awesome, for example. We already have plenty of ways to say something is interesting, but now when something is truly awesome the word no longer works so well. But we gained little to nothing by making awesome yet another synonym for "cool."

      Of course cool was not diluted because the original meaning is sufficiently different.

    71. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, I'll see your question, and raise you two lemmas.

    72. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'll let the "let's go" example slide ;-). Whoops! :)

      Surely Firefox should understand badly formed MS-HTML. But most of the problems with browsers are in getting your rendered layout right, not in displaying the plain-text. In other words, content is just fine. I know you were trying for an analogy, but I don't agree with the analogy you are trying to make. Language is not spec-driven, and it never can be. The best that you can hope for is spec-driven language in official channels.

      No one in their right mind would "spec" a language like English, anyway. I mean, every rule has at least one exception. The language is expressed differently depending on whether it is being spoken or written. Take homonyms, for instance - or even it's vs. its. Spelling is all over the place in English, and many words have more than one, completely unrelated meaning.

      Surely there'll be no problem with a contract formed by one man speaking Jamaican patois, another filling his speech with Texan idiom, and a third flying in from the Home Counties. Contract law is quite different, now isn't it? Legalese is a form of English that most English-speakers could neither read nor write. We hire lawyers to deal with it.
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    73. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP> You're that guy at parties noone wants to
      GP> talk to because he's so damned pedantic.

      P> "You're that guy at parties no one
      P> wants to talk to because he's so damned pedantic."
      P> Fixed that for you.

      Actually, I think he meant this guy and just forgot to capitalize.

      I've heard Mr. Noone really likes to strike up a conversation with pedants.

    74. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I quote relevant Shakespeare
      It would convey one word to me: Pretentiousness? I'm not anti-intellectual, but quoting Shakespeare is so trite.

    75. Re:No begging by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Using "beg the question" incorrectly is not just semantic drift.

      For one thing, it's pretentious. It pretends to be making a critique of a logical flaw that it isn't really make, and more broadly, it is acting more philosophical than it really is, evoking the rhetoric of philosophical discourse without the actual thought.

      And it advertises middle-brow sensibilities, suggesting a semi-educated writer striving to be taken more seriously than they are. Those sorts of errors are red flags. That is how mastery of "standard English" functions: a marker of education and, I'm afraid, class and status.

    76. Re:No begging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least there is only one government representing most of the speaker.
      I'm sure Austria and Switzerland may have something to say about that.

    77. Re:No begging by mugnyte · · Score: 1


        You've been trumped by reality. The president of the united states, all the way through government, down to local school teachers, do more than semantic drift. And they believe it is right and proper, clinging to their own view of class and status.

        I understand how you are particularly annoyed in the employ of the phrase to "reach up" in language formality, when such mis-use only degrades the usage more. Really, I get that. There are several forms of such a thing.

        There are writers that pander to such, and writers that strive to stay above. Either will sell and so either can shift a society's entire linguistic trends. Eventually, as I wrote in the prior post, society adopts many turns, and "class" is but a fleeting thing.

        I'm not defending the equality of semantics across all the grammars of email, text message, poetic license, marketing, humor, etc with formal writing. I'm merely trying to state that "formal writing" itself is fluid, just as much as the other grammars. I see how you'd like to keep the "begging the question" from being abused into "suggesting the question" but really, the logical fallacy term may have already moved over. The mere existence of this conversation suggests such a thing.

        Frankly, I'd much more entertained by the introduction of extended glyphs into the alphabet instead of just morphing language. Language as art is more exciting to me, sacrificing a large part of generality and transferability. But that is another discussion.

        Tact knows when Class is important.

    78. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      They might, but the fact remains that there are still many, many more English speakers and it would be much harder to unite them than like the Germans, Austrians, and Swiss did back in the 90s when they changed the official German spellings. I don't even think that the US could get all of its individual states to sign on to a common English standard, let alone getting Australia, Britain, and all the former colonies on board.

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    79. Re:No begging by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Institutional power helps, of course. I'm an instructor. I grade papers and evaluate writing. And papers that abuse terms that have reasonably precise meanings will suffer accordingly.

      I think the existence of this conversation indicates that it hasn't moved over, actually. No one argues that "hello" is really a term of surprise, or the corn really means what we now call "wheat." There are discourse communities: even a detail as minor as choosing the term "drapes" instead of "curtains" will raise eyebrows in some circles. And the almost reflexive "no, it doesn't" response to the misuse of "begging the question" tells me that it has become such a phrase that its abuse betrays the abuser.

    80. Re:No begging by Mutant321 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Someone registered a domain to attempt to educate people on a grammatical error. Which begs the question, doesn't s/he have better things to do?

    81. Re:No begging by mugnyte · · Score: 1


        I'm intrigued by your experience in a teaching role. Taking this side-discussion even further, are you aware of any writers, for lack of a better term, than have experimented with this artificial alphabet extension concept? I'm wondering if it may be fun to drum up internet interest around it as an art form.

    82. Re:No begging by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      Adaptability is what makes English a contender for being the language of the future, the amoeba of verbal communication, absorbing (happily) everything it comes across. So, I agree with the passivity to change you're recommending being an advantage.

      The "begs" in "begs the question" is actually extinct beyond that saying. Its homonym has taken over, so its a relic. However, the term is a logic argument, and has its own meaning. It is not (originally) an idiom. It has lost its usefulness because ignorance and similarity has driven it to confusion. One would need to describe "you are using self-referential proofs" or some such not-quite-the-same language in order to convey the original values.

      "Cut the muster" has the advantage of a missing consonant. Fine. The original had similar meaning to the current and has substitutes.

      In another time, I'd argue that we face dialects if we do not correct one another's language back to ubiquitous- or, at least, common- grounds, but technology has made isolation improbable.

      Just take note that some words and phrases are important and deserve to remain understandable and clear. We simply need to correct one another when we are using those parts of the language improperly (How else are ya gonna know?). That's long term perspective.

    83. Re:No begging by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      "Cut the muster" has the advantage of a missing consonant. I'm not epideepymotivirologist, but I'm pretty sure that the origin of "cut the mustard" does not come from "cut the muster" - there is no point in the past in which "cut the muster" was a popular phrase. IMHO, it was one of those quirky nonsensical sayings that came out of the early part of the century: "bee's knees", "cat's whiskers", etc. I think it probably was meant to be used like: "He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper sack." As in, "He's so stupid, he can't even cut the mustard."

      Just take note that some words and phrases are important and deserve to remain understandable and clear. I agree, and 10 or 15 years ago, it might have been fighting the good fight to correct this usage of "begs". But it's too late now... the war's over, and even mainstream printed magazines use the phrase.
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    84. Re:No begging by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Really? The phrase in question ends in a reference to a fictional mandate for our species to follow, and you cry out against the rest of the sentence? What class do you have to have or status do you have to achieve to miss that aspect of the sentence?

    85. Re:No begging by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      Or he could be displaying humor, creating a juxtaposition between a misused, smart-sounding phrase he heard on the streets with a fictional rule. I do appreciate the pseudo vote of confidence (he's trying to sound smart again with pseudo!) =)

  5. Prime Directive? by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We, as a species, haven't managed to solve the problem of destroying primitive cultures *here* or a thousand other problems that suggest not corrupting alien cultures is something we shouldn't worry too much about.

    I mean seriously -- if we think our technology and culture is okay for the entire planet, why should we stop here?

    1. Re:Prime Directive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, I thought "primitive life" was also called "food"? I didn't think of it as having a culture (although of course you can "culture" bacteria in a lab, but that hardly counts!).

      I mean, do we think cows have a culture? How about chickens? Just a "pecking order" right? As long as it "tastes like chicken" it must be food...

    2. Re:Prime Directive? by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I think the unstated addendum to the Prime Directive is that No pre-warp civilization should be affected by a warp-age civilization. We're still a bit away from having to worry about that.

      Unless Stephen has another announcement he's saving for another date...

    3. Re:Prime Directive? by dmd53 · · Score: 1

      I mean seriously -- if we think our technology and culture is okay for the entire planet, why should we stop here? On the contrary-- it's not fair to assume that our technology and culture is okay for the entire planet. According to Wikipedia, Roddenberry built his conception of the Prime Directive based on his belief that Christian missionaries were unduly interfering in primitive cultures. [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_directive#Variation_and_Origin ]

      The negative effects of contact with primitive cultures is well-documented, with the development of "cargo cults" and the like [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult ]. Certainly there are benefits for the culture (AIDS prevention and clean water in Africa, as well as the OLPC program come readily to mind) but past experience raises some issues.

      I think the real question should be if we need a Prime Directive for Earth itself, not whether we should disregard any possible interactions with extraterrestrial cultures.
    4. Re:Prime Directive? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Voyager 1 has been travelling for thirty years and still isn't completely out of the solar system. If you travel at half the speed of light it will take you that long to get to Sirius and back.

      I think before we contemplate attacking France maybe we should get out of our own backyard first.

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    5. Re:Prime Directive? by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      We have solved the problem: we destroyed them, or they decided they liked electric lighting and warmth better than a tent on the plains.

    6. Re:Prime Directive? by Coraon · · Score: 1

      Simple, we as a species need to remember that eventually we will be competing with those species for resources. Better to make them work for it. I don't want to give primitives guns to help them even if it's to defend themselves from large land predators on their planet, only to have my grandchildren fight this same species because now they have guns and figure they can take what they want. all because I taught them the concept of the gun. We need to remember that trading technology is risky, not necessarily to our generation but in 90 years when their culture has adapted the tech into something that gives them a big edge in the future.

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    7. Re:Prime Directive? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "I mean seriously -- if we think our technology and culture is okay for the entire planet, why should we stop here?"

      You have this completely backwards.

      In every case we've seen when technologically advanced group meets a a less advanced group. It is the less advanced group that "disapears". Seeing at our civilazation is only a few thousand years old chances are that any other one we contact will be much, much older. It is us here on Earth that would go the way of the American Indians.

      But is that really such a bad thing? The Indeans were a neolithic subsistance culture. Most did not live to become adults.

    8. Re:Prime Directive? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I know it was only a metaphor, but really... one should ALWAYS consider attacking France.

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    9. Re:Prime Directive? by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      It is us here on Earth that would go the way of the American Indians. Can't wait for those human run Galactic Casino's!
    10. Re:Prime Directive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It sets one dreaming--to interchange thoughts with beings whose thinking had an organic background wholly different from ours (other senses, other appetites), to be unenviously humbled by intellects possibly superior to our own yet able for that very reason to descend to our level, to descend lovingly ourselves if we met innocent and childlike creatures who could never be as strong or as clever as we, to exchange with the inhabitants of other worlds that especially keen and rich affection which exists between unlikes; it is a glorious dream. But make no mistake. It is a dream. We are fallen.
      "We know what our race does to strangers. Man destroys or enslaves every species he can. Civilized man murders, enslaves, cheats and corrupts savage man. Even inanimate nature he turns into dust bowls and slag-heaps. There are individuals who don't. But they are not the sort who are likely to be our pioneers in space. Our ambassador to new worlds will be the needy and greedy adventurer or the ruthless technical expert. They will do as their kind has always done. What that will be if they meet things weaker than themselves, the black man and the red man can tell. If they meet things stronger, they will be, very properly, destroyed."
      -C. S. Lewis

  6. okk.. by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 5, Funny

    It begs the question of if we need to consider a Prime Directive before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space.

    You're absolutely right! We should definitely set hold back on all the space exploration we've been doing. Also, we should set physical limits for our transmissions to "expire" after a certain distance, so we don't send them "too far". In fact, that would be the only responsible thing to do for Masters of the Universe such as us.

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    1. Re:okk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      we should set physical limits for our transmissions to "expire" after a certain distance New York - April 22, 2008 - The RIAA/MPAA today announced a new initiative targetting so-called "transmission sharing." A spokesperson for the group is quoted as saying "just because an intelligent alien signal has been put out there - illegally - in the public domain doesn't mean the recording label doesn't deserve their fair cut of the action." As with the ongoing file-sharing battle, technology will play a pivotal role in the battle against transmission sharers. Several not-for-profit SETI organizations are reporting that signals are mysteriously "expiring" at a certain distance from the earth. "It's making our work unnecessarily complicated" one researcher is quoted as saying.

    2. Re:okk.. by andphi · · Score: 1

      I thought that our signals already atrophy into white noise after a few light-years. So far as I can tell, the only noticeable, durable transmissions we've sent so far are the Pioneer 10 and 11 and the Voyager 1 and 2 probes, which haven't even really left the solar system yet. Somehow, I think the odds of another civilization finding one of them by accident are (no pun intended) astronomically low. The finders would probably have to intercept them quite deliberately.

      I realize, of course, that you were replying sarcastically to the summary editorial.

    3. Re:okk.. by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1

      Why Skeletor, I had no idea you cared!

    4. Re:okk.. by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      I thought that our signals already atrophy into white noise after a few light-years.

      Alien signals also would atrophy - so we won't be able to detect them via radio transmissions from earth.

      Unless they had a ship in orbit...

    5. Re:okk.. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Just use -t to set a lower TTL.

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    6. Re:okk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, we should set physical limits for our transmissions to "expire" after a certain distance, so we don't send them "too far".

      Limits on our transmissions? Kinda like implementing DRM for the universe, wait till the RIAA gets a hold of it.

    7. Re:okk.. by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      There are limits on our transmissions. Due to the inverse square law, the amplitude of our transmissions drops below the level of the big bang echo before it leaves the solar system. We can't hear them, and they can't hear us.

    8. Re:okk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, we don't have to worry.

      The latest thought is that even our most POWERFUL signals we've ever sent out from earth have dissipated into the background radiation of our star and the other stars at about 1 to MAYBE 2 light years out from us. I.E. A civilization such as ours is incapable of actually signaling another like ourselves. We could have next door neighbors in Alpha Centauri or Banard's star, and we and they would never know.

    9. Re:okk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some DRM-Stuff might help?

  7. Directive Prime by dark+grep · · Score: 3, Funny

    A prime directive is a great idea. It provides the 100% certainty that it will not be followed any in instance the plot line requires it.

    1. Re:Directive Prime by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always thought that's why it's the "prime" directive - because it's the first one to go out the window when inconvenient.

    2. Re:Directive Prime by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I always thought that's why it's the "prime" directive - because it's the first one to go out the window when inconvenient.

      Ha, never thought of it that way.

      I guess then the Second Directive would be something about keeping the Red Shirts safe from harm, then.

      Third might be a prohibition against a ship's captain sleeping with any allegedly female alien they come across.

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    3. Re:Directive Prime by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Fourth is the engineer will solve the usual life threatening problem within the hour allotted.

    4. Re:Directive Prime by magarity · · Score: 1

      ship's captain sleeping with any allegedly female alien
       
      Where was I for all *those* Voyager episodes?!?!?! Dammit!!!

  8. if we ever find intelligent life by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 2, Interesting

    we should be sure of two things. one, is it friendly? and two, are they willing to share in their probably vast knowledge? if the first is no, then it would have been better to not have found life in the first place. if the second question is no, then we need to prove that we are not as violent as we really are. if the second one is yes, then we should take great care not to turn on them.

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    1. Re:if we ever find intelligent life by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we should be sure of two things. one, is it friendly? and two, are they willing to share in their probably vast knowledge? if the first is no, then it would have been better to not have found life in the first place. if the second question is no, then we need to prove that we are not as violent as we really are. if the second one is yes, then we should take great care not to turn on them.
      This attitude comes straight out of reading too much science fiction. Whether it's 'friendly' or not paints wayyy to simplistic of a picture. I would say that it would be more important to ask "How do they regard intelligent life and how do they interact with it, amongst themselves and between other species?"

      Furthermore, for the second question, how willing would you be to share your knowledge with someone you just met off the street 5 mintues ago? Some information, you might share such as the location of your favorite [insert food-type] restauraunt. Other information, like, say, your secret plans for world domination, you wouldn't be so likely to share.

    2. Re:if we ever find intelligent life by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

      This attitude comes straight out of reading too much science fiction. Whether it's 'friendly' or not paints wayyy to simplistic of a picture. for as much as that is true, science fiction does bring in a few very real and basic questions. there is no denying this.
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    3. Re:if we ever find intelligent life by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, for the second question, how willing would you be to share your knowledge with someone you just met off the street 5 mintues ago? I have the annoying habit of correcting strangers whose conversations I overhear when their misconceptions are fundamental to their line of reasoning. I would hope that intelligent aliens as a whole would be as pompously arrogant, as long as they're more intelligent than us.
  9. But...but... by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

    But...but...the sumbitter managed to insert a spurious Star Trek reference!!! Surely that is newsworthy!

    1. Re:But...but... by aug24 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to mention a blatant physics error*, good on him, give him a /. gold star ;-)

      Justin.
      * "sending signals too far into the depths of space" - see 'inverse square law' and 'size of solar system', not to mention 'microwave background'

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    2. Re:But...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bleep bleep sputnik

    3. Re:But...but... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      But...but...the sumbitter managed to insert a spurious Star Trek reference!!! Surely that is newsworthy!

      And an incorrect usage of "begs the question".

      (I assume "sumbitter" is deliberate -- seems to be somehow more descriptive of many articles.)

    4. Re:But...but... by usul294 · · Score: 1

      Further Physics Clarification I'd say inverse square relationship, but its Gauss' Law. If the Earth generates signals that disperse willy nilly in a spherical shape you can use a real simple Gaussian sphere to understand that the further away you get the flux through a 1 m^2 piece of surface area is an inverse square relationship. The entire energy delivered to any sphere surrounding Earth is constant(assuming space is empty, no absorption by gases/sun/planets). Its not so much that the signal gets weaker, it disperses over a wider surface area. eg, a dish at 2 AU from earth picks up 1/4 of the signal 1 AU from earth. As far as purposefully sending a signal, that can be thought of as a cone with a certain amount of dispersion which is how steep the sides of the cone are. The tighter the cone, the bigger the signal that arrives at the destination. This signal strength still falls off as an inverse square. However the initial energy density is much much higher (think laser vs. LED), so it might be possible to go a very very long way with a extremely focused signal, with a dispersion angle on in the 2-3 arcseconds range. Though after some quick napkin physics, thats still too broad for anything but the inner solar system

    5. Re:But...but... by johannesg · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why the opinion of a Star Trek character is at all newsworthy. What's next? Commander Data wants to be free? Wesley Crusher posting on slashdot?

    6. Re:But...but... by Sethus · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority that the residents of Omicron Percii 8 will visit us sometime past 3000.

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    7. Re:But...but... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That and the fact that most life would probably be primitive. That further complicates the issue. Slime Mold doesn't normally care about I Love Lucy tv shows, even if it could pick it up. If you think about it We as humans (which we consider intelegent life) are only around for a tiny tiny fraction of all the life in the world, and our exisitance is just an evolunary flook. Chances are most life even complex life will not intelgent like humans. Just normal "Anamals".

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    8. Re:But...but... by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      As long as we are thinking about focused beams (lasers) we also have to consider if we are pointing the beam in the right direction. There's a lot of empty space out there to waste your signal on.

    9. Re:But...but... by Sygnus · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why the opinion of a Star Trek character is at all newsworthy. What's next? Commander Data wants to be free? Wesley Crusher posting on slashdot?

      He already does. :-p

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    10. Re:But...but... by johannesg · · Score: 1

      I really need to work on my subtle delivery more ;-)

  10. No by Oscaro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Aliens being likely" does not mean that it's likely we will ever meet one (or be successful in either sending or receiving any communication).

    1. Re:No by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Or if we did meet them, recognising that they are alive, let alone sentient.

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    2. Re:No by sabernet · · Score: 1

      Especially considering we are forgetting the temporal factor. Even if life spawned somewhere(which is almost likely due to the sheer size of the cosmos even if it isn't infinite), we aren't factoring that the life was or will be rather then is.

      Think about it: the odds against life forming on a planet are pretty grand as it is(we were pretty damn lucky). The odds of life appearing on a planet, at the same time as ours or at least equally/mildly more developed then ours(far overdeveloped may be difficult to recognize as life or at the very least relate to biologically), having survived development(again, we were pretty damn lucky), evolved intelligence we can identify as intelligent, survived this intelligence(a challenge in its own) all within the span of human past and/or future civilisation considering the vast scale timeline of the Universe are...well...astronomical.

    3. Re:No by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      They would probably use us as nutrition, so that's OK.

    4. Re:No by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      the odds against life forming on a planet are pretty grand as it is(we were pretty damn lucky).

      That is pure speculation actually. We have NO IDEA what the odds are. Life, at least the primitive stuff, could be almost ubiquitous, or it could be the rarest thing in the Universe. Your statement about temporal factors is dead on though. Timing is everything.

  11. We are primitive by jonfr · · Score: 1

    He is correct, we are primitive. Lets hope that there are smarter aliens out there.

    1. Re:We are primitive by magarity · · Score: 1

      Fine by me if they're smarter, as long as they're not hungrier. But what if they're both? Be careful what you wish for.

  12. but that would destory the universe by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

    don't you know that?

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  13. maybe by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

    There are more enlightened beings in the universe than us and their prime directive policies keep them from contacting us.

    As much as it's noble to not want to interfere with the development of other species on other planets, if they're scanning the skies looking for radio signals from distant worlds, they're probably about as advanced as we are and it's rather conceited of us to assume that we're smarter or better off than these people. And really, any interaction with intelligent beings from other worlds would probably have a profound effect on us as well.

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    1. Re:maybe by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      But he's referring to sending signals looking for other races. If there's someone out there just playing phone tag, I doubt they're more primitive than we are.

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    2. Re:maybe by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Unless they naturally communicate via radio signals.

    3. Re:maybe by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but I think 2) would be rare. I would imagine a third would involve explorers cataloging the various species in the universe. I'm sure they would know mostly everything there is to know about physics, but would still lack knowledge of how cultures, religions, and morality develop. I would hope that any alien species would be the curious type, exploring the universe to expand their knowledge, and free of lawyers, CEOs and politicians to hinder their progress. On that note, I would bet the alien species that can stand the test of time are free of these three parasites of society.

    4. Re:maybe by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      Touche.

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    5. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Douche.

    6. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Independence Day types, which go around trying to use the resources of other planets, and probably destroying other races so that those races won't even become a threat. Any one smart enough to reach earth will have the technology to create matter into whatever they want. Why destroy earth when you can create a do me Britney Spears with moon dust.
    7. Re:maybe by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      I think your #1 would be very rare. The time and energry required to get to Earth are greater then the resources they could gain.

      Another argument is that only civilaztions that are a log like each other bother to fight. If they are very much different they would not both want the same resourses and there would be nothing to fight over. Likely any over cililization is many thousands of year ahead of us. Certainly anyone who can come here is that far ahead of us.

      I suspect the in the future, even the close in future of the next couple centuries the only thing of value will be information. Specifically art and science. Good art and science will always be the product of a very few humans while everything else can be can automated and produced dirt cheap.

      An invader would not want to destroy earth if the only thing they valued was art and science

    8. Re:maybe by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 1

      3rd option is that perhaps they were traveling through the galaxy, looking for some takeout. Their buddies, getting tired of the normal fair, decide to see how tasty humans are. I've known folks to travel an hour or so to get to a good restaurant. So a short trip to another galaxy for a quick meal probably wouldn't be a problem for them.

  14. Presumptuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and arrogant to assume that all other life in the universe is more primitive than our own.

  15. Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    However, because alien life might not have DNA like us, Hawking warned: "Watch out if you would meet an alien. You could be infected with a disease with which you have no resistance."
    That is precisely why I wouldn't be worried. Any pathogenic symbiote would have evolved to take advantage of the host's physiology -- not ours.
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    1. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Exactly and we are no use to the aliens for food or slaving in their mines if we all die from alien bird flu so expect them to bring lots of antibiotics anyway.

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    2. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      Exactly! As much as I respect Hawking, that has to be one of the most bone headed comments...

      In any case, its a perfect example why you don't go to your friendly neighborhood chemist (the one with the PhD) to treat your broken leg, you go to an MD.

    3. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Grandiloquence · · Score: 1

      That is precisely why I wouldn't be worried. Any pathogenic symbiote would have evolved to take advantage of the host's physiology -- not ours. But, based on every Sci-Fi show ever, the alien would have basically human physiology. Thus, you'd be screwed.
    4. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the method of action for most bacteria and viruses is not to 'eat' our DNA. Instead, they take control of the cellular machinery and processes within our cells to reproduce.

      These organelles and biochemical pathways are dictated, largely, vis a vis our DNA. Therefore, alien bacteria, fungi and viruses (if such ecological analogues exist) have to be attuned to our DNA.

      For alien symbiotes to reproduce within our bodies, they need to be able to utilize our mitochondria, nuclei, and membrane proteins. How can an alien species possibly be expected to make use of a complex set of machinery that they were never exposed to?

      It's like me sitting in the space shuttle and expecting to blast into orbit. I'd be lucky if I'd find the right series of buttons to blow it up, let alone fly the thing.

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    5. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Fizzl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those things are very species specific already here on earth. I don't find it very plausible that alien cooties would be very fond of us.

      Parasites and diseases which are common in household animals seldom accept human as a host. Furthermore, I have never been infected by a tree fungus. I guess they don't find me favorable for symbiosis.

    6. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just evolved to reproduce in water and like having soft tissue around.

    7. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by fyoder · · Score: 1

      That is precisely why I wouldn't be worried. Any pathogenic symbiote would have evolved to take advantage of the host's physiology -- not ours.

      Indeed. Otherwise Captain Kirk would have been totally destroyed by alien STDs.

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    8. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means things like alien bacteria, fungus, and parasites that don't depend on DNA. There are a lot of pathogens out there besides viruses... Any of them would at least require compatible biology to gain any benefit from the attack - something that isn't necessarily or maybe even likely a given. Even if they do use the same basic building blocks of proteins, there's the question of chirality. Beyond that, it's likely that something in our chemistry would prove toxic to their chemistry (and vice-versa, but the size differential would give us a better chance at survival) as the signaling molecules would likely be different. If all of that works out, they're at least as unprepared for our defenses as we are theirs.

      Still unlikely.
    9. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      Any pathogenic symbiote would have evolved to take advantage of the host's physiology -- not ours. Cool! Kirk had it dead right! The green alien chicks are (human pathogenic) STD free!!
    10. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      Exact. A different body temperature might be enough, and let's not forget that we still have an immune system.

    11. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist by lusiphur69 · · Score: 1

      Errr...

      often the most lethal pathogens are better suited, one might say, to another species, where over time the species immune reponse has evolved to the degree of protecting the carrier, but perhaps not killing the pathogen. The common cold, herpes virus, etc. The most highly specialized pathogens generally do not kill their main host species; said species having evolved defenses over time.

      It is human's lack of exposure to a given pathogen that often makes them highly lethal. For example, smallpox and early european colonization of the Americas, avian bird flu, the ebola virus, etc.

  16. Some Notes on Alien Life by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1: I too believe there's alien life. In fact, I have no doubt that there is.

    2: I suspect there's no other intelligent/space faring life in our galaxy, but probably there is in other galaxies. (Fermi paradox and Tipler-Barrow arguments both are pretty convincing to me).

    For me, #1 means that we should be careful to make sure our spaceships are bug free so we don't contaminate places we land on with life that could wipe out any indigenous life.

    For #2, it means that it's impossible for us to ever have a meaningful conversation with other life (assuming I'm right that there's no other intelligent/spacefaring civilizations in our galaxy).

    So, I don't think we need to be too concerned with sending out signals. By the time they reach any other life, we'll either be gone, or we will have colonized the entire galaxy, which means we'd likely be safe from extermination. I suspect those are the only 2 realistic probabilities.

    1. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see why Fermi's paradox is in any way a good argument. By his argument, there are no lobsters at all. I know this because last night I left my door open and waited for one to crawl in.

      Put another way - we (humanity) went from fairly small mammals to now in about 65 million years. If the dinosaurs hadn't fallen victim to $extinctionLevelEvent, they could easily have become as evolved as we are now - just a whole lot earlier. So, if intelligent/sentient life could have evolved here 60 million years ago, why wouldn't that be the case in another solar system?

      For all we know, it's entirely possible that 15,000 light years away there's a planet with a civilization that is EXACTLY as evolved as we are. Why haven't we heard from them yet? Physics - would take 15,000 years for any signal to reach us. Hell, 200 light years away would suffice for that argument, and in both cases Fermi would look like an idiot.

      As an aside, I see his paradox along the lines of creationism - after all, we can't prove that something doesn't exist. Only that it does.

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    2. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by qazsedcft · · Score: 1

      For me, #1 means that we should be careful to make sure our spaceships are bug free so we don't contaminate places we land on with life that could wipe out any indigenous life.

      This is the default. Radiation from the sun and a zero pressure, zero gravity environment is enough to kill any microbes on our spaceships.

    3. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, if intelligent/sentient life could have evolved here 60 million years ago, why wouldn't that be the case in another solar system?

      It comes down to statistics. Assuming space technology doesn't advance much further in the future (and we all know that's pessimistic beyond belief), we could still colonize the entire galaxy in anywhere from 5 to 50 million years. That's with technology and speeds not far beyond where we are now.

      5 to 50 million seems like a long time, but at cosmological and even geological time scales, it's nothing. It means that the first species capable of colonizing the galaxy, WILL colonize the galaxy before any other life can get a chance to evolve. At least, there is a very very high probability that will be the case. Life has been on Earth for about 3.5 billion years, but multi-celled life only began 700 million years ago, and we've been around for 200,000 years.

      Statistically speaking, it's highly unlikely that two species will evolve and colonize the galaxy in an overlapping stretch of time. It's far more likely that the first one to be able to, will, and this virtually ensures that no other life will evolve to this stage, unless we intentionally let it. Given our history of letting other species survive, I'm not really counting on that.

    4. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      2: I suspect there's no other intelligent/space faring life in our galaxy, but probably there is in other galaxies. (Fermi paradox and Tipler-Barrow arguments both are pretty convincing to me).

            Other intelligent/space faring life?

            Perhaps I'm a little cynical, but I would hardly call the human race "space faring". Oh we put a couple probes on some of our neighboring planets, have another few that are hurtling towards termination shock and running out of power. We've been to the moon a couple times and brought back some rocks, have a handful of people in low earth orbit, and have space vehicles that disintegrate around 1/50 times. We're not really the cosmonauts of this galaxy IMO.

            As for intelligence, just look at our sense of nationalism, religion, politics, and pride in sports teams. Look at "road rage". We're ready to kill each other at the drop of the hat for completely nonsensical reasons (ie not necessarily "survival"). Nope, I wouldn't call the human race intelligent either. Oh we're all sentient. Some of us are curious and yearn for more understanding. The rest just cash in on the work of the few members of our species that approach intelligence.

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    5. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by b00le · · Score: 1

      There are some very significant unsupported assumptions there: You seem to think that interstellar travel is not only possible but practical, but if the speed of light limit holds that's a very big assumption. Even bigger is the assumption that other intelligent species will be like us - boneheaded predators intent on expanding forever, something that even humans can't go on being much longer if we are to survive. What if interstellar travel is just not worth it -- too slow, expensive, dangerous, and you have to wait generations -- even millennia -- for a result? What if there's a means of communication that doesn't involve radio waves? Then we would see exactly what we see now: nothing, and all the while a thriving galactic civilisation based on the free exchange of information is waiting for us to catch up.

    6. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Even if space travel is unmanned, and limited to sub light speeds, Von Neumann probes could colonize the galazy in less than a million years.

      Why hasn't this happened yet?

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    7. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      Many life form on earth are as evolved as we are, many, like alligators, are far more evolved. Not as intelligent, but just as (or more) evolved.

    8. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Put another way - we (humanity) went from fairly small mammals to now in about 65 million years. If the dinosaurs hadn't fallen victim to $extinctionLevelEvent, they could easily have become as evolved as we are now - just a whole lot earlier. So, if intelligent/sentient life could have evolved here 60 million years ago, why wouldn't that be the case in another solar system?

      Keep in mind that dinosaurs existed for 160 million years. Humans have existed for 200,000 years, and the earliest hominid fossil ever found was 7 million years old. It's a fallacy to think that dinosaurs weren't as evolved as we are now. Imagine a T. rex looking at us and thinking, "Wow, they don't even have claws and crazy big teeth. I wonder how long it would take for them to become as evolved as us."

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    9. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by frogzilla · · Score: 1

      There is lots of evidence for lobsters so I think your example doesn't really work. You are simplifying too much. In this case your door can't literally be the aperture into your domicile. Rather it is some abstract aperture through which your observe the world with all sorts of sensors, physiological and technological. That abstract aperture has seen many lobsters pass through. No aliens though.

    10. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all we know, it's entirely possible that 15,000 light years away there's a planet with a civilization that is EXACTLY as evolved as we are. Why haven't we heard from them yet? Physics - would take 15,000 years for any signal to reach us. Plus our best current detectors couldn't detect the radio and TV broadcasts we're currently sending from as close as Alpha Centauri.
    11. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      This is the default. Radiation from the sun and a zero pressure, zero gravity environment is enough to kill any microbes on our spaceships.

      Sorry, but reality says different.

      The 50-100 organisms survived launch, space vacuum, 3 years of radiation exposure, deep-freeze at an average temperature of only 20 degrees above absolute zero, and no nutrient, water or energy source.
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    12. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      You can call me a nit-picker, but Dinosaurs did survive in the form of birds.

      Also, even if there wasn't an extiction even it would have taken Dinosaurs much longer to evolve into an intelligent civilization. Mammels were already evolving along this path at the time. The brain of Dinosaurs couldn't grow much larger due to the jaw structure. Mammels had evolved two bones in the jaw into bones that were used for hearing, this actually made it possible for the jaw to work independantly of the skull and enabled the brain cavity to grow.

      It's quite interesting stuff: The Evolution of Mammals [wikipedia.org]

    13. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The dinosaurs ruled the Earth for 200 million years, 3 times longer than mammals, but didn't produce any sentient species that we've discovered. evolution of sentience is far from guaranteed.

    14. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, I see his paradox along the lines of creationism - after all, we can't prove that something doesn't exist. Only that it does.
      Sorry to nitpick, but I find it necessary to correct this argument any time I hear it. You can prove that something doesn't exist by assuming the existence of that something and then deriving a contradiction. For example, if it is given that nobody lives at the North Pole, then I can conlude that Santa Claus doesn't exist in the way that he is conventionally defined. Of course, then one would simply argue that Santa Claus may exist in some unknown form. At that point, the claim is meaningless since it is equivalent to no claim at all.
    15. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow... that doesnt make any sense at all. Crocodiles are not intelligent, though they are believed to be pretty close relatives to dinosaurs. Continued existence does not create likely chances of the development of intelligence (come to think about it, provided that all life sprang from the same well, all life today is equally evolved... yet humanity is the only life form on this planet that has a high level of intelligence... so that really debunks the idea of intelligent dinosaurs provided -$extinctionLevelEvent)

      I didnt realize that "intelligence" was a superior evolutionary advance... just one that we value because we have it. Are we going to outlive the cockroach? Chances are that our "superior intelligence" will kill us off while "unintelligent" creatures will continue to live on. Who is superior then? Usually its the last creature standing....

    16. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Fyz · · Score: 1

      If the dinosaurs hadn't fallen victim to $extinctionLevelEvent, they could easily have become as evolved as we are now - just a whole lot earlier. Or, no species would ever have emerged with the foundations and need for higher cognitive functions. Mammals were essentially smarter than dinosaurs because they were small and vulnerable, and as the dinosaurs dissapeared, they got the opportunity to evolve that intelligence into something that could be used for things other than escape&evasion. I'm with you on the overall point, though
    17. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by mykdavies · · Score: 1

      David Brin deals with a lot of the issues you raise in great depth in his essay The Great Silence (link to scanned pdf here: http://www.brin-l.com/downloads/silence.pdf ). The list of references are a gold-mine for anyone wishing to learn more about this topic.

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    18. Re:Some Notes on Alien Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Von Neumann also makes a lot of unexamined assumptions: again, that it's possible, and that societies would want to do it, want to spend vast resources on a project that will bring no results at all within a time frame meaningful to any of its individuals, and for what reason? Also there is a serious flaw in the whole concept of the Von Neumann machine, that we had better hope will occur to anyone sophisticated enough to think of building one, but for that you're going to have to wait and read my book...

  17. Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by benwiggy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was there a planet that Kirk/Picard/Janeway didn't leave in a fundamentally different state after turning up?
    Humans are designed to trade, travel and exploit resources. Then move on when there are too many tourists.
    Frankly, I'm surprised there isn't aready a Prime Directive that reads:
    "See that blue/green planet with all the space junk and EM noise? You want to leave that one well alone!"

    1. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Humans are designed ...

      really?

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    2. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative
      Was there a planet that Kirk/Picard/Janeway didn't leave in a fundamentally different state after turning up?


      Yes. Two episodes of TNG come to mind and they illustrate the Prime Directive. I don't know the names of the episodes (and too lazy to look them up) but here are their descriptions.

      The first involved Riker being found out while on a mission to make contact with a civilization that was beginning space exploration. The actress who played Lillith is the female doctor who realizes what he is and wants to hump him at every opportunity (no argument from me). In the end, Picard meets with their leader and is asked not to return until the people are ready for the fact that there are other beings in the universe.

      The second involves Deanna's mother and her infatuation with David Ogden Stiers (Charles Emerson Winchester III). On his planet, when people reach a certain age, they are required to commit suicide. Deanna's mother can't come to grips with this and begs him not to go through with it. She even asks for Picard to offer him asylum. Picard refuses and things go on.

      In both cases, while contact had been made, the balance of the civilizations was not upset. One could argue that in the first case, the fact that certain people knew about these visitors fundamentally changed things but since only a select few knew, the general populace went about their business none the wiser.

      Personally, I think those two episodes, along with the one where Picard has to convince a group of pre-industrial people he is not a god despite his "powers", are the three episodes which best illustrate the Prime Directive and some of its permutations.

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    3. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by benwiggy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I should know better to ask a question about Star Trek on Slashdot - even a rhetorical one..........

    4. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by benwiggy · · Score: 1

      Humans are designed ...

      really?

      Yes! why do you think the aliens haven't made contact? That would ruin the experiment.

      (Nice catch, btw)

    5. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Heh. I knew the way you meant it but it feels good to use some of my semi-geek* knowledge of Star Trek now and then.

      *I'm not a true geek. I consider myself a geek-in-training. I can't code to save my life nor quote lines from Monty Python but if you want someone who likes to learn new things, is organized, adaptable and able to communicate what the goal is and get out of your way, I'm your man.

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    6. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second one you list wouldn't be covered under the Prime Directive because it was more of a cultural divide issue, not a non-interference issue. But, yeah, I think Picard hid behind the Prime Directive on it.

      The first one you list, while there wasn't a large scale impact on the civilization, the leaders did learn about 'aliens' and knew that their planet was not ready to deal with not being alone in the universe. Potentially, a generation or two down the road would be different than the one now.

    7. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      You forgot the one involving Worf's human brother. That planet was dying, along with its sentient population, due to a mysterious atmospheric-dissipation phenomenon. Following the prime directive meant standing by and watching an entire sentient species die.

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    8. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there another one where an entire planet was to be destroyed, but Picard refused to violate the Prime Directive to save any of them. I think Worf's brother beamed them aboard anyways.

      That one never made sense to me. If the purpose of the Prime Directive is cultural preservation, surely even contamination would be preferable to outright annhiliation!

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    9. Re:Prime Directive my shiny metal ass! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Interesting note, both those situations illustrate that we should have complete trust in the entrenched powers.

      While in the original series, breaking the prime directive helped the people, and usually upset the entrenched powers.

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  18. Re:But there are aliens on every planet! by tgatliff · · Score: 1

    Wouldnt you know that on Drudge Report this morning the top new article heading is "MYSTERY LIGHTS OVER ARIZONA, FLORIDA; RESIDENTS SPOOKED"...

    So yes, it must be a slow news day... :)

  19. Nope by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Prime Directive applies when an advanced culture encounters a more primitive one. While I think there is alien life out there, I seriously doubt that we'll find anyone more primitive than us.

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    1. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Prime Directive states that one cannot interfere in the internal affairs of other cultures. As applied to more primitive races that means keeping your technology or even your existence a secret. With a more advanced race that simply means not getting involved in their culture and government in an impactful way.

    2. Re:Nope by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Well, in that case, I think we can trust our army to nuke them back into stone age.

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  21. The problem with Hawking's statement by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stephen Hawking is a brilliant man who once claimed to be fortunate to suffer from ALS, because it gives him far more time to think and do things that normal people would instead spend on other activities (because they can).

    The only problem I have with his statements at GWU is that he is focusing too much on radio waves. He is speculating that since we haven't detected any radio waves, it is unlikely that any intelligent civilization exists close to earth (and by close, I mean in astronomical measures).

    In my opinion, scientists are taking too much for granted when looking for life. We assume that it is more likely to find life wherever water exists and we constantly assume that the conditions must be earth-like. And regarding the radio waves, I don't understand why an extraterrestrial civilization would even need to use such technology. It is just as likely that they communicate in entirely different ways. After all, hearing and seeing is just one way of living, but not a necessity.

    I realize that radio waves occur from more than just television shows, but this is mainly the type of signals we look for since the odds of intended communications from other planets are insanely small.

    1. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Whats the problem here? We want to look for alien life so we cant sit around forever trying to figure out what form it has and how it communicates. We have to start somewhere and from our own (albeit very limited experience of life) water and radio waves currently seem to be two very good indicators. It may well be that they are not and we just happen to stumble across alien life completely by accident but if we don't start somewhere we are highly unlikely to find anything.

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    2. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by eebra82 · · Score: 1

      Whats the problem here? We want to look for alien life so we cant sit around forever trying to figure out what form it has and how it communicates. We have to start somewhere and from our own (albeit very limited experience of life) water and radio waves currently seem to be two very good indicators. You ask what the problem is but you also answer your own question (unintentionally). The problem is obviously that if we look for places with similar conditions, not only is it like looking for a needle in a billion haystacks, but at the same time knowing that the needle may not be a needle, but in fact a button, string or something else.

      First we should find out how life started, prove it and then see if there are other ways of creating life. Only then can we know what the needle really looks like.
    3. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And regarding the radio waves, I don't understand why an extraterrestrial civilization would even need to use such technology. They are limited by physics (or at least what we understand of it). "Radio waves" are just photons. If a culture is going to communicate wirelessly, they'll need to use photons.

      Then it's just a matter of settling on WHICH photons to look for. Some don't work well for communications (like the visible spectrum). Some won't travel very far. We are capable of producing photons at just about any desired wavelength, and yet we've settled on a narrow range for communications.

      You could argue that we don't understand the natural world completely yet, and so there could be other means of communication. This is absolutely true, but how would we look for something that we don't know about? Electromagnetic waves are so easy to detect and discover that any technologically advanced culture is bound to use them eventually.
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    4. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by solios · · Score: 1

      Agreed re: the focus on radio waves. Think of how much effort it takes to track signals from our own probes - and NONE of them have even made it to the next star system over, let alone into serious "interstellar space." And let's not forget that a good amount of the static you hear on conventional radio is kicked out by - guess what - stars. When you consider just how powerful a noise generator that is and just how many of the danged things there are, it's incredibly likely that anything out there using radio would simply get lost in the background noise.

    5. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      Not to mention they would have to beam the radio signal directly at earth in a tight beam with the amplitude approaching that of a pulsar. Otherwise the signal amplitude would get lost in the background noise due to the inverse square law.

    6. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Oh bull. We have no need whatsoever to first "find out how life started". That's what speculation is for.

      Life will have characteristics. Intelligent life will have characteristics. Intelligent life that has discovered the use of remote communication will have characteristics. None of which are necessary to know in intimate detail to understand that we have found life.
      Think not? We're only now understanding the relationship of fungus to ourselves and yet have understood it to be life for centuries. We only recently discovered that ciliates have a different genetic code and yet understood them to be life upon first observation.

      We, by the way, are looking for signs of life on various moons, mars and any damn where we suspect advanced chemical reactions are occurring.

      It's that when we find water and an atmosphere we become very interested because we know for a fact that life can occur in such conditions.

    7. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      I think radio waves are so limited that they would be looking for an alternative immediately. After a few centuries, it is likely that they might develop of find one. They may be communicating all around us using signals we can't even detect right now and are completely unaware of. Or maybe they can embed their communications in other natural signals and we haven't guessed that they're doing this and don't how to read. If you go high enough in tech development to overcome certain natural limitations the possibilities are staggering. The real question is, can technology advance enough to overcome the natural limitations of physics, assuming there aren't exceptions and extra rules we don't know about? Of course, if there are laws of physics that allow exceptions to the laws we know, they wouldn't even have to be so incredibly advanced, just have a greater understanding of physics than we have.

      Ugh, I hate using circular logic. But the point is, radio waves are what we know. There may well be a lot we don't know that would work much better.

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    8. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      They are limited by physics (or at least what we understand of it). "Radio waves" are just photons. If a culture is going to communicate wirelessly, they'll need to use photons. They are limited by physics but not by what we understand of it. Maybe there a subspace waves or something which can propagate faster or longer. Certainly photons have significant downsides as an interstellar communication mechanism. They only travel at c and the inverse square law makes them hard to detect.

      It's possible that since we're only a few hundred years from developing science and technology, radio waves are the just the best we can do. In another few hundred years we will understand enough physics to generate some sort of FTL signalling mechanism. I'm thinking of a something on the lines of an Alcubierre warp drive but optimised purely for communication. By definition of course, I can't explain how it would work. The Alcubierre warp drive needs the mass of Jupiter in exotic matter, a hypothetical substance that bends space time the oppositw way. But some of the papers that he inspired can build shortcuts in space time without exotic matter. All of them require vast amounts of energy though, far beyond our current technological capabilities. But if you extrapolate current progress for a few hundred years, it's not impossible that sending enough photons to communicate through such a mechanism might be possible.

      All the older alien civilations tried photon based SETI for a while and gave up because they didn't find anything. Then hundreds of years later they discover FTL signalling and use that to communicate. Because it's better suited, once you have it you make first contact pretty much instantly. Even if they still listen for radio waves the radio sphere from Earth is ~50 years wide, and gets very faint at the edges. The odds of it hitting a listening alien civilisation are rather low.

      The interesting effect of this would be that there would be a natural prime directive. If you have a civilisation a couple of thousand light years away, radio waves are not really usable to communicate. But once both of you discover FTL signalling, you can chat away.
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    9. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by entropiccanuck · · Score: 1

      Timothy Zahn has a series (Conquerors) where humans meet an alien race and a war is started because we try to communicate with them via radio. When an individual in their species dies they become a spirit/energy form, which can still communicate with corporeal beings so the spirits fill many of the roles radio does for us. The radio waves hurt the spirit/energy forms so that was taken as an act of war.
      I've no idea if that kind of biology/society is possible but unless we have some common basis (as in Star Trek, a parental race,) assumptions about what other alien species must be like should be regarded as tenuous at best.

    10. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      I think what you say is true. However, perhaps radio waves are only easy for *us* to detect simply because of our set of circumstances.

      How do we know that another civilization with a different set of minerals, or position in their solar system, or some other circumstance -- makes detection and creation of gravitational waves easy for them?

      Then their communication devices would be based on grav waves.

      Or perhaps they once used radio waves and realized that it was inefficient and used something else.

      Or what about some Star Trekesque kind of subspace communication that we have no way of knowing about.

      IMHO that is why SETI is really just a waste of time; radio waves are just one possible way alien life might communicate; but it is likely to be irrelevant by the time we discover it.

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    11. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well - as I stated - we can't look for life using technology that we haven't yet developed. :)

      For now, it'll have to be radio waves.

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    12. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by jdevivre · · Score: 1

      That's because we're looking for HUMAN life. Or, at least, humans wearing minimal bits of latex bumps in strategic places about the face and neck. Oh. And use sound vibration for communication... in English. Or, at least, in English after 10-20 minutes or so of hang-out time. That or subtitles.

      Facetious, sure, but even our outward-looking optimists are still anthropocentric at heart.

    13. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      How do we know that another civilization with a different set of minerals, or position in their solar system, or some other circumstance -- makes detection and creation of gravitational waves easy for them? We don't, but we're just learning how to detect them ourselves. Perhaps in the future it will be feasible for us to look for gravity wave communication, but it isn't feasible right now.

      Or perhaps they once used radio waves and realized that it was inefficient and used something else. A good possibility, but unless we know what that "something else" is, we can't look for it.

      IMHO that is why SETI is really just a waste of time; radio waves are just one possible way alien life might communicate; but it is likely to be irrelevant by the time we discover it. But you'll then make the same argument when we discover the NEXT communication tech. It's never a waste of time to listen to the universe, though you can certainly argue that money would be well spent in other places. But a donor of money to SETI might not have donated to another project, so it might not be worth arguing.
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    14. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Bobb+Sledd · · Score: 1

      True; I think of communication by light waves or lasers being better than radio waves. A properly aimed laser would not be detectable by any other outside party (especially at our distance). I think a significantly advanced alien civilization would quickly discover that as well -- meaning we could not possibly detect that communication assuming it exists, it exists long enough, and it exists when we are looking for it.

      And you're right, I would argue that for any next communication tech.

      And you're also right that it's not a waste of time to listen to the universe; but you must admit it could be done possibly more effectively.

      I feel that using SETI to look for alien life is like using a metal detector from earth to look for lost watches on the moon. You might find something, but not likely. Certainly your chances are infinitely higher than if you never looked at all, but the effort seems comparably minuscule to the potential technologies an alien life form might actually use.

      I sound like I'm disagreeing with you, but I'm not. I actually hope SETI would find something genuine (despite the odds against it ever doing so).

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    15. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! We should listen out for the sound of aliens banging rocks together instead :)

    16. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      He's referring to EM radiation, not to TV broadcasts. Sheesh!

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    17. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      We use radio waves for communication. If you wanted to make a perfectly efficient communications system, using the minimal amount of energy, you'd want to ensure that all energy in the communication reach intended recipients at just enough of a level to be understood. That is, as a species improves its communications systems, the amount of spare radio waves/whatever that leak out and can be recognized would necessarily drop. My suspicion is that in the next couple centuries Earth will become radio silent, not because it is dead, but because communications has become so efficient that there's little that will leak out, making anything impossible to detect at anything beyond short range.

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    18. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often when you read 'radio waves' in an article, it's the journalist being wrong. What else but EM radiation would you use? Nothing is faster, everything else is slower.
        Obviously, we look only for that which we know, so we look for earth-like life using technology similar to ours (if they are less advanced than us, they can't get to space, really).

    19. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that is the only thing we have to go on at the moment and it's better than not looking or speculating at all.

      If they have a significantly more advanced communications system ("subspace" or what the hell ever) we probably have no way of detecting it without discovering it ourselves, so until such a point, assuming it exists and assuming that technological civilizations use it is utterly pointless. So we look for what we know.

    20. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We assume that it is more likely to find life wherever water exists... Chemical reactions instantiate life. Chemical reactions require a solvent. We were once more optimistic that solvents other than water (such as ammonia) and basic constituents other than carbon (such as silicon) might be able to form biopolymers (such as DNA and RNA). This confidence has waned over the last few decades. The cosmic abundances of hydrogen and oxygen and carbon, and the observed interstellar abundance and incredible diversity of organic molecules are no small facts. The known chemical versatility of the carbon atom is no small thing.

      So it is not the laziness of assumption, but the prudence of an educated inference that leads us to believe that water is a good bet. After all; it might not be the only viable solvent of life, but it's the only one we know for sure.

      And regarding the radio waves, I don't understand why an extraterrestrial civilization would even need to use such technology. Strictly speaking, they wouldn't need to use electromagnetism to perceive their environment. There are also matter waves (i.e. "sound") that get the job done over very small distances and speeds only. The critical thing to realize about radio-frequency EM radiation is that most matter is translucent at that frequency. Radio astronomy works through planetary atmospheres like optical astronomy, but also through clouds and dust both here on Earth and in deep space. Infrared and optical wavelengths experience extinction on the order of hundreds to tens of thousands of light years through a galaxy. Anybody smart enough to figure out others might be among the stars is smart enough to figure these sorts of "universal communication channels" out through scientific observation, and respond appropriately. That's why it makes sense to use certain frequencies to search for life, both actively and passively.

      He is speculating that since we haven't detected any radio waves, it is unlikely that any intelligent civilization exists close to earth (and by close, I mean in astronomical measures). Not speculating, but inferring. It's fairly easy to estimate the mean expected separation between communicative civilizations, based on the spatial distribution of negative results. No F, G, or K stars with results within X light years? We don't need to sample every candidate in a given radius to estimate the mean separation to some certainty level.

      That's a bottom-up approach, and the Drake Equation is a top-down approach. Hawking is actually talking about a lower bound.

      I think you're underestimating the amount of thinking and observation that have gone into this issue. Your concerns have certainly been addressed in the literature. If it interests you, why not read some of the literature? It's pretty accessible I think.
    21. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize that radio waves occur from more than just television shows, but this is mainly the type of signals we look for since the odds of intended communications from other planets are insanely small.

      I thought we mainly looked for radio communications because we know we can detect radio communications. What else would we look for?
    22. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with his argument may be that he assumes the universe is receptive to propagating photons. Given the age of the Universe and the fact that civilizations will rise and fall, it is surprising that we are not being bathed in Alien TV shows. If there is a damping mechanism in place, this would explain why the sea looks so calm when there is a Tempest over the horizon. So I think Hawking is wrong because he is not right. Which begs the question.

    23. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Which begs the question. Well played...
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  22. The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 5, Funny

    It begs the question of if we need to consider a Prime Directive

    "Hello Mr. Alien. Welcome to our planet. Boy, you sure are more advanced than us!"

    "Why, yes, we are, thank you. By the way, I couldn't help noticing that many of you still die from cancer."

    "'Still die'? You mean you don't?"

    "Oh, no, we cured that a long time ago. Same for that crooked politician thing you've got going. And war. Oh, and that thing you call 'Alzheimers', too. And global warming. We don't have any of that. They all turned out to be really simple to fix, in fact."

    "Really? that's wonderful. Will you teach us how to solve these things."

    "What? No, no, child, your culture isn't ready for all that. Besides, you're so cute the way you are. No, we'll just stay up in our ships and watch you figure it out. It will probably take several more generations, but that's OK, with our advanced medical technology, we will live long enough to see it... unless you wipe yourselves out in the process, that is. He he. You amuse us."

    "Asshole"

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    1. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be true but I bet they haven't yet found the cure to Super AIDS.

    2. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any civilization which has the technological means to travel or even communicate across the galaxy is, at the very least, several orders of magnitude more advanced than us, not only in technology but also in social and political practices.

      The fact that such a civilization has lasted long enough to become so much more advanced than us -- without destroying themselves somewhere along the way -- implies that they have long abandoned centralized power, the primitive desire to rule over others, and indeed, the very concept of a "right" to employ coercion which defines centralized power. If they hadn't, they'd be long gone.

      Such a civilization, being necessarily peaceful, has no doubt adopted a policy of non-intervention with lesser civilizations. The reason is simple: until a civilization abandons the primitive practice of centralized power, it can never be trusted with such technology, or even the simple knowledge that more advanced civilizations exist.

      Therefore, such a civilization is not likely to make contact with us in the first place. As you say, they may very well observe us, but they will never volunteer their presence or existence until we come to them. By the time we do, we'll have long abandoned those primitive tendencies.

    3. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 1

      such a civilization has lasted long enough to become so much more advanced than us [...] implies that they have long abandoned centralized power, [...] until a civilization abandons the primitive practice of centralized power, it can never be trusted with such technology, or even the simple knowledge that more advanced civilizations exist. I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      And this would imply that the Federation should invoke it's PD against itself.

      Seriously, I think you're exactly right. We're also nearing the point where technology will require a level of cooperation and division of labor that is hindered by, rather than helped by, centralized control. I'm willing to bet that any advanced civilization we may meet will not be a democracy, nor a corporation, and will not be aggressive. And that we won't become much more advanced while we are still any of those.

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    4. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Your post is speculation. Nice speculation, but speculation.

    5. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      You say that, but look at pretty much any incident on Earth where a more 'advanced' culture comes across a less 'advanced' culture.

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    6. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 1

      look at pretty much any incident on Earth where a more 'advanced' culture comes across a less 'advanced' culture. Exploitation is not the same thing as sharing information. A prime directive that says "Don't force primitive cultures to grow bananas for you under threat of the 'thunder stick' eviscerating their shaman", I'd have no problem with. One that says "Don't tell them how to keep their drinking water from being infected with cholera", that I'd have a problem with. As I would with one that says "Don't tell them how to get off their planet if they want to".
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    7. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Until they find out that the pituitary gland of humans confers absolute immortality when consumed by their species.

      Speculation is fun. None of us have one fucking iota of a clue as to what intelligent aliens or their culture would be like.

    8. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      I thought the prime directive examples in Star Trek where contrived as hell too. Enterprise takes the cake there. Refusing to treat a disease that would wipe out a whole species because an other species might evolve to take the place of the former one. How anyone could think that this was not, in essence, mass murder I don't know.

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    9. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 2, Interesting
      With all due respect, we do have some fucking clues.

      We know that they will probably have to be advanced beyond stone tools and wooden spears - to manufactured materials of some kind - because the properties of those make it extremely difficult if not impossible to implement space travel with. We know they probably have some kind of automation and information processing - analagous in some degree to our electronics - because we're pretty sure that without those in some form, it's extremely difficult if not impossible to implement space travel.

      Systems of social organization are a lot like technology in that they can be analyzed and their properties can be (in theory at least) shown to be suitable or unsuitable for the infrastructure required by advanced technology. That analysis is less certain, because we can only look at the systems we already have experience with, but we've seen how tribalism, feudalism, socialism, etc., have reached their scaling limit such that they are unsuitable for a certain level of technology. I believe, though you may disagree, that we are nearing the scaling limit for democracy and centralized government as well, and will have to move beyond them to go much further.

      If that is true, it is also reasonable, though far from certain, that a civilization advanced enough to do what we cannot yet do will have advanced their systems for social organization to a form suitable to those needs.

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      Insightful and funny are really the same thing, except one has a punch line.
    10. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      I read two kids (or, "young adult") books once, forever ago, that dealt with this issue. I don't even know if they're still in print: "The Moon and the Face", and "Moonflash". Long story short, an insatiably curious girl from a technologically primitive culture with no contact with the outside world discovers that her people share the planet with a civilization that has developed interplanetary travel (and who study her own culture while staying hidden), who likewise discover that that at least one other planet in their solar system contains alien intelligent life, and then stumble into (literally) an a civilization that has developed interstellar travel.

      The books were definitely not hard sci-fi, but there were some interesting ideas presented (or so it seemed to me when I was 13) IIRC, one of the main themes seems to be the idea that perhaps a less technological culture isn't as fragile when presented with a more technological civilization than we tend to assume. .

      And really-- has any culture in our world ever been destroyed merely by contact with a more technologically advanced culture's ideas? Every example I can think of where a culture has been devastated by contact with another involved either military conquest or economic colonialism or both-- not just the exchange of knowledge, ideas, and views of the world.

    11. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by compro01 · · Score: 1

      yes, but with the prime directive, you just skip right to the 2nd last part (stay up in the ships and watch) and don't bother will all the talking and they don't think of us as assholes, as they don't know we exist.

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    12. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by khallow · · Score: 1

      As I would with one that says "Don't tell them how to get off their planet if they want to".

      Dumb thing to say. Other intelligent life would be the second greatest threat to our existence.

    13. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 1

      These Two? They appear to be out of print.

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    14. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 1

      Other intelligent life would be the second greatest threat

      I'm sorry that intelligence is a threat to you. Every day must be a living hell for you.

      Try hanging out here instead of /.

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    15. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      That happened during the portion of earth history during which people fought wars constantly. It wasn't the ideas and new technology that killed off the Maori and Native Americans, it was the disease and warfare. In fact, Native Americans were extremely quick to adopt the technology and ideas they were exposed to-- both sides at Little Big Horn had rifles.

      The point is, we're now in a period of history where:
      1) We attempt diplomacy *first*, and
      2) It usually works.

    16. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are economic laws precisely as scientific as any laws of physics. And such fundamental truths will overlap is disparate scientific disciplines, such as physics, biology, and economics. I'd even wager the number one blind spot prohibiting physics and biological advancement is economic ignorance. Smart people can make fun of flying spaghetti monsters but then fall for such epistemologically impossible nonsense such as "trade deficits".

      And it is a fact that all interference with peaceful voluntary trade is causing poverty, causing the world to be net poorer than it otherwise would be. And with socialist government intervention on a massive scaled (all taxation and regulation) we are talking order of magnitude of caused poverty and technological stagnation. Presently we are centuries behind in technological advancement solely due to government interference and taxation.

      All trade only occurs because that which is received is valued MORE than that which is given away in exchange. That explains movement and position for absolutely everything, in a different form.

      But we have a board full of political realm idiots who would vote for Barack Obama rather than Ron Paul. There is your ignorance inhibiting technological advancement and wealth creation.

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    17. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kindbud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's worse than that. The Prime Directive is a false elitism, built on a fairy-tale version of one's place in the world. It is akin to extreme environmentalist outlooks, and many religiously-based viewpoints, that see humans as separate from nature, and human tampering with nature as "unnatural" or even dangerous. So the Prime Directive asks humans to regard less technologically advanced aliens as something akin to wild animals, that should be left in their natural state - "natural" meaning merely without human contact.

      Somehow, the idea that humans should not have any influence over the universe in which we live seems a little, well, self-defeating.

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    18. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by khallow · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that intelligence is a threat to you. Every day must be a living hell for you. I didn't say to me, I said to the species. Personally, I'm at much greater risk from heart attack, cancer, or strokes.
    19. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Ok, point taken, and thank you for the respectful debate. I do not think we really disagree. My point was that we have to try to keep a very open mind about it. I'll concede that we have a few small clues, but we don't have much of a clue. There are no doubt many things we have not considered.

    20. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by kylben · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. And somebody rate dreamchaser up on my behalf for that, will ya? Thanks.

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    21. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There hasn't been a nuclear war, and at this point, nuclear war seems improbable, a rouge nation/group launching 1, or 10 bombs isn't anywhere near something than can threaten civilization as a whole.

      We have successfully proved that you can own weapons of fantastic power, and show enough restraint to not blow ourselves up, while still going to war all the time, and killing each other using our weaker weapons.

      There is no reason why a civilization so advanced that they could easily destroy themselves, couldn't survive while upholding a society similar to our own.

      I'd imagine if humans were bestowed fantastic technologies, and society didn't have the time to adapt to the new ideas, and we were zipping around the universe while some people still remember when going the moon was a big deal, that society wouldn't crumble or we'd destroy ourselves or anything.

    22. Re:The Prime Directive is Evil by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      It's also built up a long history of real examples when sailors or migrants introduced, accidentally or on purpose, new species to once isolated islands witch often ended into destruction of unique local species.

  23. how dare we by Neuropol · · Score: 1

    ... assume that other life in the Universe is primitive. That way of thinking just reveals our primitive nature in thinking we are still the only form of "intelligent life" in this Great Universe filled with Billions of galaxies just like ours.

    Get a big clue, Earth people. They're here and have been longer than you care to learn about.

    Continue on with arrogant thinking!

    1. Re:how dare we by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's just the kind of thinking that comes from someone Made Out Of Meat.

  24. Lightspeed... by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    Is still slow. Our radiowaves have barely traveled any distance in intersteller terms.

    1. Re:Lightspeed... by Bushman624 · · Score: 1

      Light speed too slow?

      We'll have to go straight to Ludicrous Speed.

    2. Re:Lightspeed... by retupmoca · · Score: 1

      We'll have to go straight to Ludicrous Speed. Make sure and buckle up.

      Or at least wear a large darth-vader-like helmet.
    3. Re:Lightspeed... by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      Oh lord help us. Spaceballs actually re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-aired on sunday on a national tv channe here in Finland. I saw that movie gagibilliongillion times when I was kid.
      Still love it thou.

  25. Noted? by Stooshie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Noted astrophysicist, Stephen Hawking ...

    Ahem, I suspect he is a little more tha noted. He holds the same chair as Sir Isaac Newton did at Cambridge University, worked out how black holes work and is probably the most famous scientist in the world. Even the article says:

    Famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking ...
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    1. Re:Noted? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      worked out how black holes work


      Er, no. A lot of people have worked out how black holes work, Hawking only worked out parts of them. There are many people who have contributed more to the field than he has(Schwartzchild, Kerr, Thorne, etc.). Mostly, he's recognized because he wrote a popular (in both senses) book on science. This isn't to say he isn't very smart, because he is, but let's not get carried away by the back-cover-of-his-books hype.

      Also, none of this seems terribly relevant to his opinion that alien life exists. Experts in General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics don't seem like they'd have a particularly special insight on astrobiology, somehow.
    2. Re:Noted? by khallow · · Score: 1

      So we need to use puffery adjectives when describing Hawking? Noted.

    3. Re:Noted? by Stooshie · · Score: 1

      No, but it was a mis-quote from the article.

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    4. Re:Noted? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It was a paraphrase of the article not a quote. Also, I meant to say "puffier" not "puffery", Grand Slashlord Stooshie.

  26. Answer: no. That was easy. by bistromath007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, the Prime Directive was the dumbest shit in the show. Any captain worth watching gave it the finger every three episodes. Programs of organized uplift would make much more sense. I mean we'd only hope for the same if somebody better ever finds us. Golden Rule and all that.

    1. Re:Answer: no. That was easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programs of organized uplift would make much more sense.

      Oh, really? Like Iraq and Vietnam? I think we should stick to a Prime Directive.

      My slashdot name is bondjamesbond.

    2. Re:Answer: no. That was easy. by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to hear how you think the relationship between the US, Iraq, and Vietnam is anything like that between a civilization capable of interstellar travel and one in the Bronze Age. Even our stated mission in those places, stabilizing a government and liberating a people, is quite different in nature from technological uplift and trade agreements.

  27. Disclosure Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    How much more proof does one need to understand that there is an intelligent presence in our skies?

    http://www.disclosureproject.org/aboutexecsumm.htm
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1166743665260900218

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  29. Pointless... by EddyPearson · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Given that we now have (to the best of our knowledge) accurate estimates as to the size and make up of the Universe, probability wise, this is common sense.

    Hawking is a long way past his prime. Once your average Scientist hits 30, their mind will slow down, and it's likely you won't see much groundbreaking research from them.

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    1. Re:Pointless... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Once your average Scientist hits 30, their mind will slow down, and it's likely you won't see much groundbreaking research from them.

            There is research that contradicts your theory. In fact if anything the average age at which earth-shattering discoveries are made is INCREASING.

            However since you've proven you're not a scientist at all, we won't be expecting much from you.

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  30. Drake Equation by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    1. Re:Drake Equation by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A major error in the drake equation is the length of time that civilisations would transmit those signals. Consider that an advanced civilisation one of it's major achievements would be the elimination of old age. As such an expected life expectancy could extend beyond a thousand years and even into the ten thousand year range. The most significant aspect of that extended age is that the older more mature members of an advanced society would dominate and younger members would be a minuscule minority.

      Consider the stability that would be established upon a society when great, great,etc, grandparents were still active and in fact dominant in that society and the excessive demands of youth were effectively restrained.

      So you get rapid development as a society evolves and technological advancements occur until there is a significant change in life expectancy and then development is slowed, and high risk advancements are constrained. Risking a ten thousand year life span on typical youthful (extended out to the first hundred years or so) misadventures would be considered extremely foolhardy and as would threatening an environment required for survival, it is no longer the next generations problem, as those from many, many generations previous, would still have to deal with it.

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    2. Re:Drake Equation by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      That's really interesting. If I hadn't used up my mod points this morning you'd have one!

      I suppose you'd end up with a situation like the Roman Empire where in order to gain citizenship (or in this case long life) you would have to serve society in some way; in Roman times as a soldier, maybe in this society as a test pilot or something similar.

      Anyway, great point!

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    3. Re:Drake Equation by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of Starship Troopers, there.

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    4. Re:Drake Equation by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      That sounds like you're describing the Spacers from Asimov's pre-empire space novels.

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    5. Re:Drake Equation by boris111 · · Score: 1

      then development is slowed, and high risk advancements are constrained
      So what you're saying is: I should kill all people over 50 at my work?! I kid. I kid.

    6. Re:Drake Equation by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Consider that an advanced civilisation one of it's major achievements would be the elimination of old age."

      Unless of course it is populated by organisms with naturally long life spans. There are many examples on Earth, and while none of them could remotely be described as intelligent, the fact that they exist at all here means that there's no reason to think that alien intelligences would have life spans remotely like our own, or that those with similar (or shorter) ones would share our obsession with extending them.

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    7. Re:Drake Equation by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Your statement is completely illogical, survival instinct itself defines that you wish to extend your life beyond the moment.

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    8. Re:Drake Equation by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "survival instinct itself defines that you wish to extend your life beyond the moment."

      Survival instinct is a genetic imperative that by definition does not include a desire to extend an organisms life beyond its genetically programmed limits. Man is unique in this regard on Earth, so it's more than possible that this particular desire is not shared by extra-terrestrial intelligences.

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  31. Aliens are avoiding us by athloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've seen our television.

    Not only are the game shows bad, the soap operas moronic, and the news hours obviously paid advertisements, but our shopping network features declasse technology.

    From what they can tell, showing up on earth and saying "I am an alien" is a quick way to get a dead-end job in food service.

    They're hanging out in the horsehead nebula, periodically manipulating us with botnets comprised of compromised Windows machines.

    1. Re:Aliens are avoiding us by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      You were probably trying to be funny, but you could be right in a lot of ways. What if they've studied us a bit and decided they don't want to be around us? More than one species could feel that way. Hell, I feel that way a lot of the time (anti-social nerdy type, you know). We're destroying our environment with the use of our primitive technology -- their ancestors may have considered that unacceptable and held back until their tech was advanced enough not to harm their environment, or at least not do so much damage. Sure, that would've slowed their advancement considerably, but they could be a lot older than us. It may disgust them the way we let greed run amok; after all, it is the factor that powers not only a great deal of the environmental damage but also the atrocities we commit upon each other. They may acknowledge greed but have built their society so that it is not to be accommodated. There are many different reasons why an alien race might want nothing to do with us. I think Star Trek has given too many people a rosy vision of the future; in reality, when we get out there, we'll be the Ferengi, the Klingons and the Dominion. Aliens who studied us would realize that quickly.

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  32. Fictional rules will be no help by thermian · · Score: 1

    The Prime Directive, is a dramatic device, no more. It has no universally applicable elements.

    We as a species have not even managed to apply the rules it describes to ourselves yet. The idea that we could apply such a thing to aliens when we can't even agree not to bankrupt poorer nations in the name of banking profits is laughable at best, deeply disturbing at worse.

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    1. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More than that, the Prime Directive was a bass-ackwards plot device to attempt to explain why neither the Vulcans nor anybody else ever openly visited Earth in the past.

      "Oh, they must not wanna interfere because 'we're not ready yet'."

      What crap! WTF is so damned "magical" about the state of some planet's culture when they invent interstellar travel, as opposed to 50 or 200 or 1000 years earlier?

      For most of human history, the vast bulk of the population lived in misery, while a few kings lived at the top. Preserve this for century on century?

      Any space culture that does that is no no friend of humanity or justice.

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    2. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by kaens · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention that there are a whole lot more reasons to ignore the "Prime Directive" - think about it. If you land on a planet that is less developed than yours, but happens to have intelligent life on it that you can communicate with in some way, you get to be freaking gods.

    3. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by BillyBlaze · · Score: 3, Funny

      But that gets really annoying, and you have to spend a whole episode explaining how you're not, and you might need to get shot with primitive weapons to prove your mortality.

    4. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I guess it might be because of culture shock, a species that doesn't have space travel might not know much about space and would be deeply confused about new arrivals or mistake them for gods or something.

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    5. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by fracai · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, now I get it. Jesus didn't rise from the dead. He was just beamed back to his mother ship. And the Star of Bethlehem was that ship arriving before they got the cloaking device ironed out.

      That makes so much more sense.

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    6. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      What crap! WTF is so damned "magical" about the state of some planet's culture when they invent interstellar travel, as opposed to 50 or 200 or 1000 years earlier?

      Because doing so effectively requires having hit the technological point where energy generation is no longer a bottleneck. This in turn implies that the technological barriers for eliminating poverty, hunger, etc are also either passed, or within close grasp.

      Basically, it's a general measure of technology, with the assumption that once it is reached, suitable "social enlightenment" also has been, or will be shortly thereafter.

      (I am by no means a hardcore Trek fan, but that's the interpretation I've always had.)

      Any space culture that does that is no no friend of humanity or justice.

      As difficult a concept as it might be to grasp, sometimes others really do know better. Would you give a five year old a loaded gun ?

    7. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Basically, it's a general measure of technology, with the assumption that once it is reached, suitable "social enlightenment" also has been, or will be shortly thereafter.

      More importantly, once it's reached, they can reach you. Before that they are stuck in their shithole planet, so you can ignore them, since they can't follow you home. Pre-starfaring cultures are like ants in an ant farm to starfaring ones.

      Any space culture that does that is no no friend of humanity or justice.

      As difficult a concept as it might be to grasp, sometimes others really do know better. Would you give a five year old a loaded gun ?

      A fallacious argument. Five year olds lack the physical capacity to handle a loaded gun in a safe way. Their brains simply aren't working well enough yet. On the other hand, an adult of any culture is perfectly capable of handling the gun safely, assuming of course that he has been shown and explained to how it works and what the safety requirements are. Besides, if you try to treat said adult like a five-year old, the chances are you get either a scatching reply or said gun pointed at you - and deservedly so.

      Yours is simply a new version of white man's burden, or perhaps the Noble Savage horsehit: the pre-starfaring people are childlike and naive, and can't be expected to live up to civilized standards, so we better watch them from afar, even as they die by millions from diseases and starvation our advanced technology could easily fix, all for their own good of course - we wouldn't want to corrupt their "natural development".

      Cultures are not analogous to persons. A primitive culture doesn't mean that it's members are stupid. It simply means that they have less accumulated knowledge than members of a more advanced culture. Given this, the moral thing to do is to give them the option to learn - not forcefeeding, not witholding information. Anything else is condescending.

      "Beware he who would deny you access to information, because in his heart, he dreams himself your master."

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    8. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      A primitive culture doesn't mean that it's members are stupid. Western culture isn't primitive but there are certainly a bunch of stupid people living in it.
    9. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by mmcuh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh, now I get it. Jesus didn't rise from the dead. He was just beamed back to his mother ship. And the Star of Bethlehem was that ship arriving before they got the cloaking device ironed out. That makes so much more sense. Actually, it does. Well, it doesn't actually make sense, but it makes more sense.
    10. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by Xeth · · Score: 1

      Doctor Who Christmas Special 2008!

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    11. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More importantly, once it's reached, they can reach you. Before that they are stuck in their shithole planet, so you can ignore them, since they can't follow you home.

      ...And attack you.

      A fallacious argument. Five year olds lack the physical capacity to handle a loaded gun in a safe way. Their brains simply aren't working well enough yet.

      Which is, you know, the point of my argument. The rationale is that until they've hit a certain level of technology, their "brains" (that is, culture) aren't working well enough yet.

      On the other hand, an adult of any culture is perfectly capable of handling the gun safely, assuming of course that he has been shown and explained to how it works and what the safety requirements are.

      And you call my argument fallacious. Were that true, deaths from guns would be a bare fraction of what they are today.

      Unless, of course, by "safely" you mean "without self injury" rather than "without endangering others".

      Besides, if you try to treat said adult like a five-year old, the chances are you get either a scatching reply or said gun pointed at you - and deservedly so.

      Thus proving the point. Heck, look at how angry people get about driver's licenses, despite a non-trivial chunk of them being incapable of safely operating a bicycle.

      Yours is simply a new version of white man's burden [wikipedia.org], or perhaps the Noble Savage horsehit: [...]

      It's nothing of the sort. If anything, it's the complete opposite (the "White Man's Burden" is about the "White Man" having to nurture and guide other culters - the "Prime Directive" is about leaving them alone).

      There's also suggestions throughout Trek that the Prime Directive is as much about avoiding problems on the Federation side of the equation (eg: someone lobbing into a primitive culture with modern technology and setting themselves up as dictator). From memory, several episodes talk about earlier, failed attempts to do what you suggest.

      [...] the pre-starfaring people are childlike and naive, and can't be expected to live up to civilized standards, so we better watch them from afar, even as they die by millions from diseases and starvation our advanced technology could easily fix, all for their own good of course - we wouldn't want to corrupt their "natural development".

      "Advanced technology" like guns, chemical weapons and the like sure has been a runaway success in the third world, hasn't it ?

      Cultures are not analogous to persons. A primitive culture doesn't mean that it's members are stupid.

      Who said anything about stupidity ? This is about ignorance and immaturity.

      It simply means that they have less accumulated knowledge than members of a more advanced culture.

      And less accumulated wisdom, which is far, far more important.

      Given this, the moral thing to do is to give them the option to learn - not forcefeeding, not witholding information. Anything else is condescending.

      Yeah. For example, we should give all the religious nutters (to pick a contemporary example) full access to all the information and resources they need to make nukes. Should end just peachy.

    12. Re:Fictional rules will be no help by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      You mean like The Bible? I agree, fictional rules probably have no influence on man at all.

  33. RTFA: Hawking is actually being funny by Siquo · · Score: 1

    Not going into outer space might mean not having the future version of KFC!
    Hawking is a true Man of the People, he knows what the people want, vote this guy for president!


    Please.

  34. Other News by Cctoide · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Scientists Prove Headline Simplification Sometimes Deleterious Headline Intelligibility.

    Film 11, Tuned.

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  35. I'm so sick of the lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course there is life on other planets. There is evidence of life previously existing on Mars.
    UFOTV: Life On MARS-New Scientific Evidence
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u-20g7Bwdw
    * "The natural origin hypothesis is disproved at odds of 1000 billion billion to one."
    * "The artificiality of Cydonia is established beyond a reasonable doubt."

  36. I'm one of them! by zaphodbeeblebrox42 · · Score: 1

    I agree, since I am one of them. ...Zaphod

  37. Hawking's opinion counts for little by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hawking is a theoretical physicist. His opinion on the subject is worth no more than mine, in fact possibly less, since I have probably done more biochemistry than he has. Disclaimer: I'm not pretending to be as intelligent as Hawking, just suggesting that any science graduate who has been to Cambridge or one of its equivalents is just as qualified, or more so, to speak on extra-terrestrial life than he is. Just as being a bishop does not make you an expert on evolution, being a physicist doesn't make you an expert on biology.

    Now a couple of reasons why Hawking may be totally wrong.

    • 1. We have no evidence that we as a species will ever be able to deploy enough energy or resources to move beyond this solar system. We can already foresee the end of cheap energy, and it is all we can do to lift a few tonnes to low earth orbit. It is quite possible that the Universe is so arranged that almost every possible life form is trapped in its own solar system.
    • 2. The period in which we have emitted significant radio waves into space is barely 100 years, and more and more we are moving to very short range low power transmitters. It's quite possible that every civilisation does that and so, except for a narrow window of a hundred years or so, is effectively radio silent. You might pick up a primitive 50s and 60s AM transmitter (think Voice of America and megawatts on a narrow frequency band) but not all those Bluetooth devices.
    If both of these are correct, the chance that we will detect another civilisation is extraordinarily small even if they are extremely common. In fact, the growing knowledge of carbon chemistry - graphenes and so on - and clays suggest that there are many opportunities for substrates to arise that might hold together primitive organics long enough for life to get a start. It's a subject which is getting increasingly interesting; if you take enough surface area and spread enough small molecules over it for long enough under enough variations of conditions, something is more or less bound to happen. Recent research also seems to suggest that there could be planets around smaller and so longer-lived stars which might have conditions suitable for the formation of life for much longer than the Earth will. Our own planet may be a lot less than optimal. In which case life is likely to be very common indeed, but the low energy environments in which it evolves may make it quite unsuitable for expanding from one star to another.

    And why should it? The belief that there is something special about the human race which justifies its long term existence is as "religious" as any theistic religion, and no more defensible.

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    1. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      Biologists and biochemists often get annoyed by physicists and astronomers speculating on this without any idea whether the types of life they're considering are remotely plausible. They'd be the first to complain if biologists started speculating on the types of planets we might find, or the means we might use to get there.

    2. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Hawking is a theoretical physicist. His opinion on the subject is worth no more than mine, in fact possibly less, since I have probably done more biochemistry than he has. ...
      Now a couple of reasons why Hawking may be totally wrong.


      =D Amusingly, neither reason has anything to do with biochemistry.

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    3. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      About the radio waves thing. The belief that alien civilizations could pick up our transmissions is bogus, based only on science-fiction. As radio waves travel, they dissipate. By the time they left our solar system, the signals would have degraded to a point where they would be indistinguishable from the normal background noise of the universe.

    4. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > very short range low power transmitters

      aren't all power lines radio transmitters? pretty sure we'll still leak quite a bit, even with "communications" signals going away.

    5. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      No, you are missing my point. I start out by pointing out that Hawking is not particularly qualified to discus the probability that there is intelligent life on other planets. Then I point out a couple of reasons why we might well not detect it. The absence of detection of other intelligencies does not imply they do not exist, and so is not a counter-argument to their existence, and Hawking is not qualified to make comments on how often intelligence may arise independently.

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    6. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by AdamThor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, I got your point and I agree with it. It's your argument that I got a chuckle from.

      1) You start out by pointing out that Hawking is not particularly qualified to discus the probability that there is intelligent life on other planets.

      2) Then you suggest that you may be more qualified than Hawking because of your work in biochem.

      3) You offer corrections to Hawkings points that are based on not-biochemistry.

      4) You close with some biochem talk, which is basically in agreement with Hawking (life may be common).

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    7. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lmao.

    8. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is incorrect. You just need a larger antenna which is going to become unfeasible at some point.

    9. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by khallow · · Score: 1

      We have no evidence that we as a species will ever be able to deploy enough energy or resources to move beyond this solar system. We can already foresee the end of cheap energy, and it is all we can do to lift a few tonnes to low earth orbit. It is quite possible that the Universe is so arranged that almost every possible life form is trapped in its own solar system.

      Two comments, first this is cheap energy *from fossil fuels*. We may very well find cheaper sources of energy out there, for example, from solar, wind, fission, and fusion. Second, the key resource needed by a civilization that wishes to move beyond its star system is time. Say, if you're willing and able to take thousands of years to travel between star systems, near perfect recycling, and a modest amount of propellant (ion drives and their relatives, for example, are adequate propulsion for this purpose), then you can do it. The humans have two serious hurdles, first, we have almost no experience with long term projects like this and second we don't live long enough to normally guarantee a stable system over that length of time.

    10. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      1. We have no evidence that we as a species will ever be able to deploy enough energy or resources to move beyond this solar system. Except that we know more energy is currently passing through and within the solar system than the combined total of stored and potential forms of energy which exist on the planet Earth. There isn't enough energy on the planet to, for instance simply switch the orbital positions of the planets Mars and Earth. But those planets and our solar system are moving at an incredible speed and hence energy, that dwarfs the resources you could harvest/harness on Earth. Yet "scientists" bemoan "da precious" fossil fuels. We can already manufacture synthetic diamonds but we should believe manufacturing synthetic fossil fuels is impossible, not to mention the complete religious zealotry of man-made "climate change" fundamentalists who can't even deliver a simple primitive formula including any weighted variables related to total average temperature which they claim is changing? (and hence all those claiming knowledge without out on demand reference to such simplicity are wholly and utterly talking out their religious asses). That's why "global warming", now called "climate change", is nothing but a massive religious movement and not at all scientific exposition.

      It might be incredibly speculative to believe we've discovered more than one tenth of one percent of the possible energy forms which exist in the Universe, let alone the methods for harnessing and harvesting those energy forms. But yet we have such encompassing delusions of final missing particles/elements/masses like "dark matter" and "god particles". Not to mention the absolutely laughable claim of primitive relativity limiting all moments of the big bang explosion to less than light speed, especially combined with acceleration and expansion theories.

      The belief that there is something special about the human race which justifies its long term existence is as "religious" as any theistic religion, and no more defensible. As is the antithesis of that belief. But don't forget to cast some unnecessary incitement on a religious fundamentalist by calling some bacteria his grandparents.
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    11. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      >> His opinion on the subject is worth no more than mine

      I had great expectations of your post when I read this.

      >> We have no evidence that we as a species will ever be able to deploy
      >> enough energy or resources to move beyond this solar system.

      We are only a civilization type 0, which means that the energy we use at the moment is really neglectible to our future resources

      >> It's quite possible that every civilisation does that and so, except
      >> for a narrow window of a hundred years or so, is effectively radio silent.

      Wrong again, we are not looking for alien intelligence that does not want to be discovered.

      >> The belief that there is something special about the human race which
      >> justifies its long term existence is as "religious" as any theistic
      >> religion, and no more defensible.

      Any species tries to preserve its existance and occupy all the space it is able to get. This is not a religion, it is biology.

    12. Re:Hawking's opinion counts for little by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      >> the signals would have degraded to a point where they would be
      >> indistinguishable from the normal background noise of the universe

      That is true for television. It is possible to transmit radio waves that contain little information over many thousands of lightyears

  38. Really? by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    Thats because he's smart.

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  39. Not relevant to correctness, but to politeness by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    The other person first rule and the Ladies first rule. (And I think there's something stronger about the Ladies first rule when there's a queen on the English throne, at least traditionally.)

  40. We are out there. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    You have to consider where we are..

        We are in a large galaxy, in an infinitely sized universe, in an infinite length time period.

        In our infinitely sized universe, we are one of an infinite number of number of galaxies.

        In those galaxies, there are a finite number of stars (oh my gosh, that's limiting). Assume our galaxy may be average, with over 200 billion stars. Assume the average star has 8 satellites, and at least 4 are in an orbit close enough to the star to sustain life as we know it.

        Just in our galaxy, that makes our little star 1 in 400,000,000,000.

        Now, multiple the number of planets that may hold life by infinity.

        But, why should we believe that all life has a common starting point (please don't bring up theology in this discussion). There is an infinite time line that life and even civilizations could have come and gone.

        I seriously doubt that we are the lone intelligent life in this galaxy. There may have already been civilizations that have come and gone, or that haven't even started yet.

        In the universe? It's incomprehensible that we could be alone. We had dumb luck on this planet, and I'm sure it's happened elsewhere too.

        The question for encountering aliens would be...

        If they exist now, how far away are they? I doubt they're parked behind the moon, waiting for an invitation. Maybe we're so far away from them, that no matter how much noise we make, we're undetectable. From the other side of the galaxy, we're just a faint dot. From galaxies over, they could only theorize that we're here.

        It's perfectly possible though that this same conversation is happening in another galaxy, and someone there would say "but we're the only ones. There is no other life.", and we'll continue not to find out.

        I think our best chance for a kick start into advancing ourselves would be to start exploring. In time, I suspect we would find artifacts of civilizations which have passed close to here before, and that may give us a bit more information on where to go and how to find others.

        For now, we haven't made any serious progress off this rock, and the current social and political environments aren't pushing for the serious advancement of our own space travel to find out.

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    1. Re:We are out there. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Theres something you fail to say: Life needs certain trace heavy elements to live (as far as we've seen on all earth life). I'd accept that certain processes require certain heavy elements.

      Those heavy elements can only be created en masse by a 3'rd generation solar system. If I recall correctly, that puts 6-10 billion years on our life-cap.

      If those numbers are true, it could mean that WE are the first in our galaxy. As some interesting numbers (but completely unprovable), one set of pessimistic numbers for the drake eq puts out 1.4 species per galaxy...

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    2. Re:We are out there. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      It won't be until we actually get out there, that we find out.

          If it's 1.4 per galaxy, and there are ... ummm ... a whole bunch of galaxies. Once again applying the same logic for the size of the universe, and the length of time, there are very likely other species out there that not only have survived the life-cap, but have accomplished intergalactic travel. I wouldn't be surprised to find that there are intergalactic travelers who look at such a trip like a drive to the grocery store. Now, would they want to try to communicate with something as lowly as us? Ha, those silly humans haven't even made it beyond their own moon.

          I've been watching my subether signaling device for many years now. Still nothing. No one wants to come around here, and risk getting nuked for being an evil alien. We're broadcasting enough TV out there, every species that comes around here knows what humans think of anything not originally from Earth. Well, for that matter, humans don't seem to like things that ARE from Earth either. Plants, animals, and even other humans are all fair game for killing.

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  41. It's a dilemma. Sort of. by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    If you make contact with an alien culture you're potentially interfering in their development, and their culture might be destroyed or radically changed by the alteration. But if you don't, the economy suffers.

    I don't just mean in terms of bigger markets, either. We tend to look on globalization as a bad thing when it comes to primitive cultures, but that doesn't mean they look at it that way. They may worry sometimes about losing hold of the way things were, about change, but that doesn't mean they don't want modern medicine and running water.

    Granted, that doesn't necessarily mean they want everything else in our society... but a Prime Directive without exceptions is really a pretty terrible thing. It's seeing two kids on a street and knowing one of them's about to get hit by a car, and not warning them about it. Alien technologies--or our technologies for aliens--may well save lives and give new ways of doing things.

    Economics and morality are sometimes on the same side.

  42. Whats this got to do with bashing Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely its Bill Gate's fault. in a perfect world everyone would wear star trek jumpsuits and run lunix. except the borg.

  43. Question: by ettlz · · Score: 1

    What if alien TV transmissions consist entirely of little white dots running around on a black background saying "Shhhhhhh" non-stop?

    1. Re:Question: by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      If that is the case it would surely be very similar to our own TV transmissions...

    2. Re:Question: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen that show. The first season was good, but it went down hill after that.

      I didn't know it was made by aliens. Pretty cool. I hope they think to release it on DVD.

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  44. Best Quote on UFOs ever by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "We don't appear to have been visited by aliens... Why would they only appear to cranks and weirdoes?"

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    1. Re:Best Quote on UFOs ever by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Because merely stating that you have been visited by an alien automatically gets you labeled a crank and a weirdo.

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    2. Re:Best Quote on UFOs ever by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Well personally, I think that it was just Hawking's talking computer sharing its own opinion about humans in general while he was asleep.

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  45. Will we recognize it? by splutty · · Score: 1

    I think the main issue here is probably not going to be 'does it exist', but more whether we'll even recognize it as life once (if) we find it.

    The amount of lifeforms found on earth itself that were considered impossible (think the whole ecology based around life based on sulphur energy without any influence from the sun), is quite large already.

    Our preconception of how life 'should be' or should look like is quite certainly going to be an enormous hindrance in actually considering life to be 'life' if we ever do encounter it.

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  46. 1st Contact by bareman · · Score: 2, Funny

    First contact protocol:

    Anonymous stealth mission
    Objective: How do they taste?

    It's possible that there is other life elsewhere, and nearly a certainty that it exists elsewhen.

    We just need to work out how to get there after it exists and before it's "Best if eaten by" date.

    1. Re:1st Contact by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      At cosmic distances, elsewhere and elsewhen are synonymous.

    2. Re:1st Contact by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Kind of reminds me of that short story about mankind's first encounter with ET who happen to be large duck like creatures. By accident one of the ET's gets electrocuted and the aroma smells so irresistibly good to humans that they go crazy and start trying to cook the ET's. Laughs and comical situations ensue.

  47. Slowly, Johnny realized... by Dreadneck · · Score: 1

    how it was he had come to live in his mother's basement, existing on hot pockets, energy drinks and anime pr0n...

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  48. Big Mac or KFC? by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

    From TFA...

    "The discovery of the New World made a profound difference to the old. Just think we wouldn't have had a Big Mac or KFC."

    He says that like its a good thing.

    1. Re:Big Mac or KFC? by inferied · · Score: 1

      What would happen if we in Europe didn't have potatoes...

  49. This is Slashdot by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    It is far easier for people here to believe in little green men than God. It might be even more assuring the first exist and second doesn't for many.

    If SH had come out and said God exists people would brand him scooters.

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  50. Not infallible by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However, because alien life might not have DNA like us, Hawking warned: "Watch out if you would meet an alien. You could be infected with a disease with which you have no resistance.

    I am surprised by this quote, and maybe a bit elevated that Hawking is not perfect and doesn't know everything.

    It is unlikely that any truly alien life can infect or even eat us. Viruses work because they evolved to work on earth-bound DNA structures. Few viruses can infect multiple species. Chimps are 98%~99% exactly the same as human and few viruses can infect both. A truly alien virus infecting us would be like one of our viruses infecting gasoline or some other organic compound. (Assuming aliens are organic)

    Similarly, the "chain of life" where compatible proteins and compounds are consumed by predators (yes we prey on plants, they just don't defend themselves all that often.) is more narrow than you would think as many plants and parts of animals are poisonous. The notion that an alien biology would have any sort of compatibility is, on the surface, absurd.

    All that being said, if an alien species was able to eat us or vice versa, or infect us, it would probably support the notion that life on earth was caused by cosmic panspermia.

    1. Re:Not infallible by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Diseases are not only caused by viruses/bacteria. Example: Pneumoconiosis. Or imagine a life form that emits gamma radiation as part of its life process? Hawking is just too smart for you.

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    2. Re:Not infallible by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      Playing devil's advocate; even if our biochemistry is incompatible, isn't it likely that alien life would also be composed of mostly water and hydrocarbon chains due to their relative abundance and chemcial properties? Any alien organism which had not evolved in parallel with us would likely be entirley novel to our immune system, leaving us as defenceless piles of food with slight impurities. I'm thinking free-living bacteria or fungus here, not viruses or large carnivores.

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  51. I Believe in Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wish they weren't taking my job.

  52. Lets hope they don't have this Prime Directive.. by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

    Nuke them from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

  53. because the aliens compress their data stream! by anwyn · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Stephen Hawking asks this rhetorical question in dismissing the possibility of intelligent alien life:

    If there is life elsewhere in the universe, Hawking asks why haven't we stumbled onto some alien broadcasts in space, maybe something like "alien quiz shows?"
    There is an answer to this question that is so simple and elegant and decisive that it shocking that a great mind like Hawking has not already thought of it:

    Because the aliens have learned to compress their data stream!
    The better you compress a data stream the more it looks like random noise!

    Plans to recognize alien signals are all based on finding redundancies in the transmission. But from the point of view of an alien signal engineer all redundancies are opportunities to save energy and transmission time by adding compression! The more compression you add, the more your signal looks like random noise. Also the aliens might be using spread spectrum techniques which make a signal even more difficult to detect.

    Think of it, the FCC is already starting to require TV signals to move to digital in order to save bandwidth that can be resold to the cell phone companies. How long will it be till the FCC requires that these signals be compressed? Our signals are already becoming more difficult to detect.

    Probably in the natural technical evolution of any species there is only a very small window where the species is smart enough to use radio energy for communication but not smart enough to use enough compression to make its signals look like random noise.

    Thus our SETI efforts are looking for a needle in a heystack and failure only indicates that species in a transitional phase like us is very rare.

    Stephen Hawking should have thought of this.

    1. Re:because the aliens compress their data stream! by Shados · · Score: 1

      Don't forget encryption to boot! Compressed + Encrypted (hey, its pay-for televison, no free ride by random inferior species!) = even more random-noise like.

    2. Re:because the aliens compress their data stream! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wondered about that too. If you look at the progress of modulation technology the trend is for signals to look like white noise. And spread spectrum allows a bunch of signals in the same band, all beneath each other's noise floor thanks to the magic of despreading. Plus in a cell based system you'd want to minimise the RF power radiated outside the cell because it's wasted.

      You could cover the planet in spread spectrum communication cells and have no emissions into space. Even broadcast systems are probably hard to detect from space, let alone light years away.

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    3. Re:because the aliens compress their data stream! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Thats mostly correct. However, one loses energy due to signals emanating perpendicular to the ionosphere, in which they are lost. That point was proved by Tesla while looking at global power systems. This could be reduced by reflectors on the antenna preventing those directions.

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    4. Re:because the aliens compress their data stream! by hazydave · · Score: 2, Informative

      How long will it be 'til the FCC requires that these signals be compressed? For digital TV? I'd say about ten years ago, or whenever it was precisely that the "Grand Alliance" got together with the FCC and officially released the ATSC specification. Digital TV is compressed, typically close to 100:1 over the "raw" digital signal (eg, what's coming out of your HDMI cable). Sure, they could do 2x-3x better today using more modern compression and transmission standards, but it'll probably be awhile before they do, OTA (satellite is into AVC vs. MPEG-2 already, which gets you that 2x-3x additional compression at unit quality).

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  54. The flaw in the argument is: by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Assuming space technology doesn't advance much further in the future (and we all know that's pessimistic beyond belief)"

    No, we don't know any such thing.

    Current life technology is based ultimately on oil- or coal-derived fuels and there is no realistic prospect that we will have enough of these to support a serious space program. Point me in the direction of a single alternative technology that will provide the kind of energy required.

    Even assuming such a technology, consider the effect on the atmosphere of launching through it the quantities of stuff needed to build a base somewhere that could act as a resource centre for further advance. Even the dumbest politicians won't support a project that would probably wipe out life on Earth.

    The fact is that our civilisation runs on oil and coal - still. Every improvement in utilisation has been incremental; there have been no serious technical breakthroughs for over 100 years (gas engine, gas turbine and Diesel are all over 100 years old.) Our current civilisation is dependent on using up irreplaceable fuels. All the proposed technical fixes - nuclear, wind, wave - are either heavy plant (nuclear) or low energy density (wind and wave.)

    Given the relationship between star size and longevity (it's inverse) we can safely say that the more likely a civilisation is to be around long enough to develop technology, the more likely it is to run out of energy before going anywhere.

    "It means that the first species capable of colonizing the galaxy, WILL colonize the galaxy before any other life can get a chance to evolve" - again untrue unless seen from hindsight. The capability to expand beyond your own planet is useless if the nearest planets do not have the resources to permit further expansion. If you don't understand that, learn some military history and you will start to understand the problems of supply logistics. As Winston Churchill once remarked in WW2, when someone criticised the Egyptian government "It takes 20 Egyptians to keep one British soldier in the front line." For space colonisation, I suspect the numbers are more like millions to one.

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    1. Re:The flaw in the argument is: by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Point me in the direction of a single alternative technology that will provide the kind of energy required. Dark matter electro-magnetism.

      The Universe is full of energy. Launch a satellite orbiting the Earth and its movement around the Earth is net energy positive as gravity takes over. You have gravity as an energy source. You have a humongous magnetic field covering the Earth such that North-South polarity exists, and that field flips every 600k-800k years.

      You have evidence of the distance between stars increasing. A body in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. And that's just the stuff that can be *seen* under light spectrum speed.

      So basically you have an infinite (replenishing) energy field in many different forms everywhere in the universe. New stars form. Asteroids move. Light travels.

      How fast is our solar system and by definition the Earth traveling right now? A helluva lot faster than all the stored energy in buried natural Earth resources + theoretically harnessed geothermal activity since the planet formed ever could produce.

      We are moving *fast* even though we don't feel it because of solar system and Earth gravity. We move X distance around the Sun every 365 days. That's a helluva lot of weight moving for "free".
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    2. Re:The flaw in the argument is: by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome all new weirdos from basements in aluminum hats to slashdot.

      Everyone, adjust your rectal probes to the right for best reception of dark matter electromagnetic transmissions from Alpha Centauri!

    3. Re:The flaw in the argument is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What reason can you provide to think that we would not have enough fuel to get into space?

      If we have energy.. we can produce fuel... ethanol, bio-desiel, various other hydrocarbons and even extract hydrogen from various sources such as the ocean..
      We can get this energy from the tides, wind, geothermal, solar and nuclear (which will all become more efficient).. plus in the future we could finally work out effective fusion power or some other currently unknown way of extracting power from other materials that are abundant on this planet.

      And there are even other possibilities for future methods of launching equipment into space that will not even require fuel... such as space elevators or large electricity powered rail-guns...

      And once you are in space, all you need to find is a large body of water/ice and you can use the power of the sun (or perhaps some left of nuclear power) to create your own hydrogen fuel... this comet/asteroid/moon then becomes your "resource center".. and we could probably do this now (or at least in the near future) if we put our efforts towards it... you wouldn't require enough launches to destroy the atmosphere or doom the planet, just enough to build the infrastructure to produce the fuel in space.

      Also is Nuclear power not considered enough of a breakthrough in the last 100 years? or converting solar energy into electricity in useful quantities? Yes some Earthbound vehicles are still using improved 100 year old tech (even though these are now moving to electric motors).. It has little to do with getting into and around space as we are hardly going to use this tech out there, instead we will use ion engines, solar sails, hydrogen powered rockets, nuclear explosion propelled spacecraft or [insert future tech here]....

  55. Close, but still a bit off by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

    Your sentence almost works, but saying "I bought a soda for me and my wife" is just as factually incorrect as "I bought a soda for the Easter Bunny to share with me". I think you really meant to say "I bought myself a soda", because that sentence contains no references to mythical or nonexistent beings.

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  56. I don't care much for meeting advanced aliens by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    because chances are that if they are more advanced than us, they will exploit us in some way.

    And if we are more advanced than them, we will exploit them.

    I think it's more likely that, in an evolutionary time-frame, we'll colonize our solar system (and beyond), and extra-terrestrial humans will evolve in different directions and become the "aliens".

  57. Re:It's a dilemma. Sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but a Prime Directive without exceptions is really a pretty terrible thing.

    I always assumed that the Prime Directive was (in theory) so strict because it was (supposed to be)based on bitter experience, i.e. that even very limited intervention in very specific circumstances involving pre-space travel cultures was almost invariably disastrous (e.g. you would always end up being regarded as some sort of super beings or gods, and that this would typically sap the will of the contacted species to develop along its own path and cause stagnation and cultural death.)

    I can't imagine it would do the human race much good if we knew that just about every scientific achievement we could possibly make in the next thousand years was sitting there already on a plate for us. If the 'aliens' didn't give us the technology we'd (collectively) come to resent and later hate them (think of all the people dying unnecessarily because they won't give us this or that medical breakthrough). We (or our military at least) would become obsessed with stealing that technology, possibly causing a fatal conflict.
    If the aliens did give us the technology we'd probably be reduced to the level of infants playing with 'powerful magic' (since we wouldn't have the capacity to understand technology a thousand years in advance). We'd come to resent our infantile status (and any limits which were put on our technology use for our own safety).

  58. colony ships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming that it is impossible to travel faster than light and nearest habitable planets are hundreds to thousands of lightyears away. Why would aliens waste their time coming here? I can give you one very good reason: colonization. If they came, it would be the beginning of the end for us. They don't need to fly thousands of years through space to 'study' or 'meet' us. They would come out of necessity. One possible reason could be that their planet has been exhausted or has become inhabitable for another reason.

    Hoping to find friends from desperate aliens is just wishful thinking. Would we save a primitive alien civilization in it's entirety in the same situation? No. We would preserve it but not save it. We would drive it into reservations like the Americans (or should we call them illegal immigrants) did with Native Americans.

    1. Re:colony ships by smchris · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They'd be more likely to carry a bioweapons/adaptation lab than a flute assuming they are a species retaining that much arrogance. The energy and effort expenditure is just too great. Generally, at best we'll be watching each other's old news from a distance.

      Other than that: boring. Another quotable person says:

      1) Big universe = what are the odds?
      2) Hostile universe = much more pond scum than sentience

      So what else is new?

    2. Re:colony ships by mozkill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You come really close to the answer here. The problem with your theory is 2 things: 1. Given the limitations of the speed of light, the only civilizations that would attempt star travel are ones that live a very long time (like 1000+ years). This sorta rules out biological life. I personally think that only silicon based computer life would live long enough for star travel. 2. If a computerized life were to develop, they obviously dont need to find food or space because they could get all their energy from their star. And so, if they needed to colonize another star, they would seek out planets with good solar energy prospects, whos temperature falls into a range that supports their circutry. They wouldn't necessarily be looking for an earthlike planet.

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    3. Re:colony ships by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      The "native Americans" were not a single people, but rather a collection of tribes. They had no nation state as we know it, and no defined political borders. Hence, the English settlers were not "illegal immigrants". Q.E.D.

    4. Re:colony ships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope ... a colony ship in theory could sustain life over several generations (+ what about suspended animation) so traveling for over a 1000 years is no problem. A real planet could still be needed for 'normal' life, expansion and for it's natural resources.

    5. Re:colony ships by mozkill · · Score: 1

      it seems likely also that a advanced civilization will send out robots to "prepare" the planet for a future landing. why travel to a planet when it doesnt yet have the facilities for actually using it? it would make no sense for them to go into orbit for a long period of time waiting for the planet to be prepared would it? why not prepare it first so you can just get out of the ship when you get there?

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  59. Aliens Cause Global Warming by joel_archer · · Score: 1

    The Drake Equation: N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL Where N* is the number of stars in the Milky Way galaxy; fp is the fraction with planets; ne is the number of planets per star capable of supporting life; fl is the fraction of planets where life evolves; fi is the fraction where intelligent life evolves; and fc is the fraction that communicates; and fL is the fraction of the planet's life during which the communicating civilizations live.

    This serious-looking equation gave SETI an serious footing as a legitimate intellectual inquiry. The problem, of course, is that none of the terms can be known, and most cannot even be estimated. The only way to work the equation is to fill in with guesses. An expression that can mean anything means nothing. Speaking precisely, the Drake equation is literally meaningless, and has nothing to do with science. As for aliens causing Global Warming, read about the Science here.

  60. How rare is rare? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    Many mathematically proven that even if you call life rare, the sheer number of stars with the possibility of planets in a habitable zone means there is a crapload of civilizations out there.

    Just as the number of planets and start can be very large, the chances of life can be very close to zero. We can make estimates about the number of planets and stars.. but how do you make an estimate on the chances of life arising?

    I don't believe we know enough at this point to make any kind of decent stab at this, other than to say it's not zero (since we obviously exist).

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  61. He *thinks* they're likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a guess? Hasn't this guy ever been in a fucking Wal Mart? That place makes the Star Wars cantina look like a Protestant congregation.

  62. Earth-like planets don't have much resources by arevos · · Score: 1

    Planets don't have much resources. If you want fuel, there are plenty of gas giants. Materials are better gathered from moons and asteroids with low gravity.

    The only thing the Earth could offer a species capable of traveling between stars is information, and the most efficient way of gaining that is through trade.

  63. We should be shouting HELP! by peccary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rather than a "non-interference" decree, we should be broadcasting MAYDAY in all directions. Odds are disturbingly high that within the 1000 years it would take for such a message to reach an space-faring civilization, and for that civilization to in turn visit us, the human race will have managed to permanently trap itself in Earth's gravity well by destroying its industrial infrastructure, irradiating the majority of the food supply, and/or salinating its most productive croplands. Not 100%, but say... 40%. There are some kinds of Dark Ages that you don't build your way back out of. Our industrial capacity is currently built on MILLENIA of stored energy reserves left over from the Big Bang and prehistory. If we had only solar energy to rely on, we'd have a pathetically feeble spacefaring ability.

  64. Survival of the Fittest Civilization by srobert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So which intelligent species is more likely to survive: one that has a "prime directive" and doesn't interfere with other civilizations or one that views other planets as ripe for the taking.
    Federation Man: "Our Prime Directive instructs us not to interfere with the development of your culture."
    Alien: "Good because, our culture is adequately developed already and our Prime Directive says we can assimilate you and take all of your resources.
    Guess who wins. If its not obvious think about the history of Native Americans.

    1. Re:Survival of the Fittest Civilization by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Even in the world of Star Trek, when another species poses a threat humans have no problem turning around and baring their fangs.

      I personally don't think having a "Prime Directive" policy of non-interference or at least peaceful interaction by default is a bad idea, because there is always the inherent addendum that if it doesn't work out then we're going to kick some ass.

      Unless they truly outclass us in technology, I'm not all that worried. Humans have a talent for war, undiminished by our overtures at peace.

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    2. Re:Survival of the Fittest Civilization by srobert · · Score: 1

      "Even in the world of Star Trek, when another species poses a threat humans have no problem turning around and baring their fangs."

      True but, there is more than one way to interfere than to be an obvious threat. One day you wake up and find that your grandchildren prefer to listen to alien music, dress like aliens, believe in an alien religion, and work for aliens. This destroys your civilization slowly and peacefully.

    3. Re:Survival of the Fittest Civilization by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the old .siq quote:
      "Imagine a planet with no war and no hatred. If we found such a planet, imagine how quickly we could enslave it."

      You make a very good point. Native Americans are quite a poor example, though; unless you learn your history from Disney's Pocahontas. They are humans just like the rest of us and consequently performed their share of slavery, raping, pillaging of different tribes, etc. Check out Guns, Germs, and Steel for some more rational reasoning behind the huge advantage Europeans had over over Native Americans.

    4. Re:Survival of the Fittest Civilization by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      True but, there is more than one way to interfere than to be an obvious threat.

      And we're more than aware of those ways due to our dealings with other humans.

      My point, basically, is that just because we have a Prime Directive doesn't mean we automatically forget everything we know and become weak, vulnerable, and stupid.

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  65. Obligatory XKCD Reference by scrow · · Score: 1

    Come on the Drake Equation has been around for a long time now guys.

    http://xkcd.com/384/
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  66. Smart aliens keep their mouths shut by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    To find out why, read The Killing Star... If you can find a copy :p

  67. Borg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as we pose no threat they'll ignore use.

    Seriously, if there are lifeforms intelligent enough to know us without us knowing them they are intelligent enough to stay away from us. Besides why waste the advantage anyway? The fact is we aren't even capable of getting along with ourselves; so how could we with aliens? Not worth it, period.

  68. In support of Hawking: UFOs spotted over AZ, FL by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 1

    Unexplained UFOs spotted over Phoenix, AZ and St. Augustine, FL! What better way to illustrate the truth of Hawking's statements.

    I, for one, welcome our new, yet still anonymous alien overlords.. (oblig)

  69. The world is right again by OSS_ilation · · Score: 1

    I always knew this guy was pretty smart.

  70. Unbelievable!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am continually amazed by Stephen Hawking's hubris. How the hell does he know at what stage of development some alien life form is? To presume that they would be primitive is pure conjecture. He is such and arrogant prick. He is just an angry, twisted, mangled, remnant of a human being. If ever there was a troll, it would be STEPHEN HAWKING!

  71. Unless .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... the aliens have oil. Then screw the Prime Directive! Send in the Marines!!!

    Hey. It worked in the Middle East.

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  72. Depends; phrases like this are a red flag. by hey! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Misusing "begs the question" is actually worse than mixing up the case of pronouns. Mixing up "I" and "we" just doesn't sound right. Misusing "begging the question" can lead readers to make incorrect inferences.

    It is often correctly pointed out that phrases and words change their meanings over time, and that ultimately no harm is done as long as the reader is aware of whether the modern or antiquated sense is being used by the writer. However, it is seldom noted that this process is not accomplished at a single instant. This means that there is a considerable period in which deliberate or accidentally misleading use can occur.

    It is not even the case that "beg the question" has flipped meanings; it is still in common use in its original sense. A close analogy would be the use of "literally" to mean "very", a sense in which it may well be heard more frequently than in the standard one. "Literally" still means "not in a metaphorical sense". However, we know when an overheated sportscaster says that a linebacker "literally tore off the quarterback's head," he doesn't mean that, in plain fact, the quarterback's head has parted company with his torso.

    The misuse of "begging the question" is likewise detectable by common sense. In the standard sense, if question A begs the question B, then an answer must be determined for B prior to raising A. The classic example is "Have you stopped beating your wife?" The incorrect ("colloquial" if you will) sense of the phrase means exactly the opposite: by asserting that B is a natural thing to ask after you have an answer for A, you logically don't need an answer to B before you consider A.

    This isn't just a usage quibble; the non-standard use of "begging the question" is potentially much more harmful than "literally"/"very", because it can sometimes mask an attempt to assert two incompatible things at the same time. This most often occurs in an argument against something in which a writer is not forthright about his actual justifications.

    As an example, consider this: "The committee report says we only have half as many math elementary school math teachers as we need. This begs the question of whether we can afford them." The speaker is not claiming any burden of proof other than that if we are thinking about doubling the number of math teachers we'll certainly want to know how much it will cost. However, he is also asserting it is meaningless to consider the question of whether more teachers could raise math performance until a budget debate has taken place, an assertion that carries a much higher burden of proof.

    Really, it is the habit of reflexive verbal amplification that has to be watched. It is usually just harmless posturing, but it can also easily mask an attempt to twist words so that they support a conclusion that is unjustified by their semantics.

    It is not so much the case that bad writing ought to be derided, as it is the case that it should be distrusted. Clear thought is seldom expressed in sloppy writing, but sloppy thought often is.

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  73. flame wars conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ..."consider a Prime Directive before exploring or sending signals too far into the depths of space."

    Right or Wrong. It's reality. Hence, Star Trek trumps Star Wars.

  74. Alien Life Likely? Duh! by morari · · Score: 1

    You'd have to be pretty egotistical to believe that Earth is the only life sustaining planet in all of the mind-bogglingly huge, ever-expanding universe.

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  75. Why is it always primitive life? by elodoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love how scientists always make the 'albeit primitive' qualifier when they talk about alien life. Given the infinite nature of the universe, I'd expect a couple of these alien life forms to be equal or even 'superior' to us. I just hope we find Endor before we find the Borg collective... I think the Ewoks would be a little easier to deal with during first contact. :D

    1. Re:Why is it always primitive life? by pohl · · Score: 1

      Well, let's start with what life is: life is patterns that self-replicate in a manner subject to natural selection. So how long has there been life on Earth? Now for what percentage of that time has there been sentience? There's a good basis for suspecting "more primitive" to be the common case right there.

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    2. Re:Why is it always primitive life? by elodoth · · Score: 1

      Yes, but infinite is really big. :p

  76. Why haven't we heard anything yet? An analysis by Coppit · · Score: 1

    Okay, the universe is 13.73 B years old. It's 92 B light-years wide. Assuming the universe is a sphere, the volume of the universe is 4/3*pi*46^3 = 407513 B cubic light years.

    Let's assume that some alien race was sufficiently evolved right after the big bang to start sending out radio waves at the speed of light, and they never stop. They would need to be within the volume of space around us defined by the age of the universe: 4/3*pi*13.73^3 = 10836 B cubic light years.

    This is about 2.7% of the universe, so we'd hear any alien civ that started sending out radio waves at the big bang and happened to be in the same small neighborhood of the universe as us.

    Of course, in reality it would take billions of years for the universe to cool enough for any civ to evolve enough to send out radio waves, in which case we'd only hear them if they are *really* close to us. Let's say some alien civ started sending out radio waves when Earth was formed 4.5 B years ago. Then the neighborhood would be 4/3*pi*4.5^3 = 381 = .09% of the universe.

    So it's no surprise that we haven't heard anything yet. In fact, the odds of hearing anything are extremely small if you assume that other races have evolved at the same rate as us... We've only been sending out radio waves for a couple hundred years.

    Can anyone correct my back-of-the-envelope computations? How does the math change as the universe expands?

    1. Re:Why haven't we heard anything yet? An analysis by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      All good except that the universe is flat

    2. Re:Why haven't we heard anything yet? An analysis by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "at the big bang "
      the universe was a lot smaller then.

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    3. Re:Why haven't we heard anything yet? An analysis by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Then we should send a graffiti spray paint probe south to write "Earth Was Here" on the universe "wall", as we can rule out "east" and "west" being the fasted shortest directions to the "edge" of the universe.

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  77. Or a combination by phorm · · Score: 1

    One thing I've been thinking about. FTL travel doesn't guarantee they'll make it here. We run into plenty of stuff here right in our own solar-system/planet/backyard that ends up being rather fatal, so why should the universe-at-large be any different? I'm sure there are plenty of ways to die, from singular, to collective, to whole-fricking-species death.

    So not only do they have to make it here, they have to do so safely.

    Now to add to that, any species that manages to do so is going to have a fairly hefty survival instinct. That means they're likely either going to be your option-1, or:

    3) Careful, somewhat paranoid, and probably smart enough to do some from-the-distance observation for a really long time, rather than jumping into interaction with a race with a penchant for making pretty much any new technology into a weapon.
    Because yeah, I'm sure that there are scary things out there in the universe, but I'm not entirely sure that others might not regards us humans as one of them...

  78. While we're picking this apart by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Let's not overlook the blatant usage error; "begs the question" is not the same as "raises the question."

    1. Re:While we're picking this apart by 2short · · Score: 1

      Oh, can't we start overlooking it yet? I mean, I took Logic as a freshman in college, well, let's leave it at considerably more than a decade ago. In that class, I learned the "official" meaning of the phrase. Since then, I've never even once heard the phrase used in it's original sense, nor had occasion to do so myself. Not ever. On the other hand, I've heard it used to mean "obviously raises the question"... I'll estimate here.... 45 Gadzillion times. Per day.

      Yes, Aristotle used some greek phrase that probably made sense that translates as "begs the question", which doesn't really make any sense in terms of getting across what is meant. And what is meant never really comes up in normal conversation.

      Tens of Millions of people since have used "begs the question" to mean something different, and that does make sense relative to the literal meaning of the words, and that is actually useful.

      If ever there was a case for saying "Language evolves, deal with it", this is it. This bit of language already has evolved; quite a while ago and for excellent reasons. Complaining about "begs the question" is the mark of not just the pedant, but the pointless and actually wrong pedant.

      So give it a rest and join me in threatening violence to those who misuse "literally".

    2. Re:While we're picking this apart by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Actually it is still commonly used in its appropriate sense by the very people from whom you first learned it -- logicians, philosophers, rhetoricians, intellectual historians, and others. You can even find it properly used in more popular forums, though you're right the improper use is far more common in those circles. But you're wrong that it "doesn't really make any sense" -- it actually makes perfect sense in terms of the grammar of the phrase if you think about it -- and many people in fact have learned what it actually means and are able to understand it. It's a far more appropriate use of the phrase than to mean something like "raises the question" or "brings up the question," which we already have phrases for (e.g. "raises the question" or "brings up the question"). This language has not "evolved," as you say; there is a common malapropism that most people understand but it is still recognized (and, as you say, "for excellent reasons") as a malapropism. That's not to say you can't continue to use it and be understood, even by the more pedantic among us, but it's still incorrect, and there are plenty of good reasons for preserving the proper usage. The petitio principii fallacy is actually a common one in public discourse; we would be fools to give up our power to understand and describe that fallacy when it is used to hoodwink us.

    3. Re:While we're picking this apart by 2short · · Score: 1


      Well, to my ears, and obviously those of many others, "begs the question" is awfully close to "begs for the question", which would, in modern English, literally mean what we use "begs the question" for. It means something like "raises the question" or "brings up the question", but with different connotations as to urgency or obviousness.

      "But you're wrong that it 'doesn't really make any sense' -- it actually makes perfect sense in terms of the grammar of the phrase if you think about it"

      If by "think about it" you include parsing the grammar via 17th century English, and considering the Greek from which it would have been translated. The language has evolved because there is a useful, reasonable meaning understood by everybody contrasted with an original meaning understood by very few.

      "The petitio principii fallacy is actually a common one in public discourse; we would be fools to give up our power to understand and describe that fallacy when it is used to hoodwink us."

      "Begging the question" is not descriptive to anyone who doesn't already know what you're talking about. If you need to describe it to those who don't know it, you'll need more and better words. If you want to precisely and succinctly identify the fallacy to those who do know it, I would suggest "petitio principii", as it won't get confused with the modern meaning of "begs the question".

      Simply put, I am not actually arguing that you give up the original meaning of the phrase. I am suggesting you notice that it has been taken from you. When a word or phrase cannot be used in it's original sense without actually mentioning that you're doing so, it's time to let go.

    4. Re:While we're picking this apart by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I've seen and used "begging the question" in the appropriate manner often, and have never run into a situation where I was having a conversation with an educated person who didn't know what it meant, so I completely disagree with your point. If you don't want to use the phrase properly that is your choice, but I really don't understand how that affects me or anyone else who chooses to speak the language properly. The phrase has not been "taken from me"; it isn't mine and never was. And again, I think it would be foolish to give up a term that is as relevant now as ever, and I cannot take seriously the suggestion that I ought to be using the Latin phrase instead as if that will somehow enlighten anyone. We're talking about English usage, and you can check a dictionary or encyclopedia if you think I am misrepresenting the appropriate usage in some way.

      And, just to be clear, I'm not invested at all in what you want to say or do -- use the language however you wish, or make up your own if it floats your boat. I basically started this discussion following on "if we're being pedantic about these other things, might as well point out the elephant in the room," but I'm not generally pedantic about this stuff and when I see the phrase used inappropriately I usually don't bother to correct it.

  79. Alien knowledge updated by Ultimate+Statement · · Score: 1

    Allright. My first reaction to the summary was: 50 years later and we are still having the same "is there any intelligent life out there" wondering?
    Not only they have crashed or landed multiple times in our deserts, not only our scientists have confirmed panspermia to be a reality, not only are millions of people who know by personal experience that extraterrestrials are visiting, but, what are we waiting for? that our governments "officially" recognize this reality to believe in it? How many brainwashed individuals will not believe even if one of this called ET were to stand in front of them?
    Think about the possibility that these beings are actually friends (read Ami, child of the stars) instead of Alien vs. predator. Think about the networks we could build, the code we could produce, the powers we could unleash...
    We have developed a model of science and technology evolution called open source based on good will of individuals sharing because they want to. Can we then, develop new ways to extract energy from anything else but oil? Can we make cars run with water? Can we, can we?...
    "The end of times" is approaching, it will be an end for all those circumstances that we do not want in our lives, and those in power (the military, industry, war machinery, etc.) have their days counted. Think about it like a day not far away in the future living without RIAAs or GEZs, without software patents, with transportation that do not pollute, without contaminated food and water, without governments destroying foreigners and its own people alike. Think about living without wars, with peace, and you will feel these days are long overdue. If these are our wishes let`s dream about them, and work that this may become a reality. Let`s send a clear message to the people beyond our earth: We had enough, now observe how do we re-engineer ourselves, and any help is welcome :).

  80. Actually, some things make sense by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, without going too much into details, some things make so much and evolved independently so many times on Earth, that they make sense when you think of it.

    Or even better explained: they make sense when you

    A) want an alien at least evolved enough to hold a conversation with. Bacteria are exciting for biologists, but an alien you can actually make contact with, has damn good reasons to indeed look kinda like us.

    B) take evolution and RL constraints into consideration. It's easy to imagine giant amoeba creatures, or sacs of gas floating on Jupiter, but those tend to either (I) have blatant disadvantages that natural selection would discriminate against, or (II) they're bloody impossible. E.g., a cell is really just a drop of sea water in a lipid membrane, and evolved from some aminoacid chains which originally started replicating in plain sea water without a membrane. And from there it's been baby steps towards any complex organisms. It was first just bacterial films, then some "worms" which were just a toroidal bacterial film and "sponges" which were just a bacterial colony with holes in it, and so on. Most fantasy extraterestrial forms proposed, like those giant gas sacks, it's not clear how they'd evolve in the first place.

    But anyway, that in mind, I'll say that, for example:

    - to start with the easy part, any creature of any complexity above "bacterial colony" will have specialized cells for specialized tasks. Simply because it's a huge advantage to. Cells on your skin need to largely insulate you from the uncontrolled outside world, while cells inside need to allow a freer flow of nutrients, for example. As an added bonus, specialization also means that each cell only needs a smaller set of proteins and reactions to do its job, which reduces its energy and nutrient needs and also the number of things that can go wrong.

    So basically this rules out any ideas some may have about sentient amorphous blobs.

    - almost any creature has either bilateral or radial symmetry, simply because it saves on DNA. Your left side is largely a mirrored copy of your right side. It also has advantages like that it's easier to swim or walk when your left and right legs/fins/tentacles are the same length. And having redundant organs is an advantage by itself too.

    - any complex creature will have _some_ sensory organs, because again it's a great advantage to. Even some of the most primitive cells can detect changes in the environment, and react to them in one way or another. Some unicelular organisms already have light sensors. Over time some stuff will remain rather distributed, but high-bandwidth stuff like eyes, it makes sense to have a small number and complex/high-res, rather than photosensitivity all over your body. Other stuff tends to work _because_ it's a single structure instead of a widely distributed array, e.g., hearing. Etc. Basically given enough time and evolution, see the previous stuff about specialization: a lot of things will get concentrated and specialized.

    - almost any complex creature will have a mouth at one end and an arse at the other end, simply because it all evolved out of some ultra-primitive worms which were just a thin tube that pushed water from one end to the other. And evolution works in baby steps, small changes to what already existed. Even the exceptions tend to be actually really built the same way. E.g., gasteropods have a funkier configuration, but start as the above described tube anyway: later a diagonal muscle twists them into an different configuration.

    - neurons (or whatever the alien equivalent is), are inherently slow, compared to transistors. They're chemical things, just because they evolved out of other cells, and that's how cells work. They don't have to just transmit the signal, they actually have to produce chemicals to excite the next neuron's receptors, and then neutralize those so the next one doesn't keep firing for ever. Again, _because_ they evolved from other cells, which are just a complex chemistry run

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    1. Re:Actually, some things make sense by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A) How are we going to hold a conversation with an extraterrestrial species when we still believe that humans are the only terrestrial species with speech? Biologists are just now realising that vocal animals do in fact communicate with each other.

      B) A radically alien environment is going to evolve radical alien organisms. Starfish have no heads, like I said. Mammals have no eggs, lizards don't have milk. Snake eyes and cat eyes have a different pupil than other reptiles and mammals.

      sentient amorphous blobs

      I've often wondered if an ant were an animal, or if the ant colony was the actual animal?

      almost any creature has either bilateral or radial symmetry, simply because it saves on DNA

      I wonder if extraterrestrial life would necessarily be dependant on DNA?

      any complex creature will have _some_ sensory organs

      Which may or may not be the same as our senses. Sight nay be in the radar band yet be blind to visible light. They may even have evolved senses that earth creatures lack.

      So now we have a mouth on that "head" too

      You wouldn't need a head to have a mouth, eyes, or antennae.

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    2. Re:Actually, some things make sense by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      One quick comment with regard to the eyes: Water is very nearly opaque to EM radiation at nearly all frequencies outside of visible light. While it's possible to conceive of a species evolving in such a way that the ability to see through water is less of a survival trait than the ability to see radiation of a frequency that is fairly effectively blocked by a bit of rain (even with a powerful, highly directed source - which evolving creatures are unlikely to have), but I can't imagine one on any planet remotely like Earth.

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    3. Re:Actually, some things make sense by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Most fantasy extraterestrial forms proposed, like those giant gas sacks, it's not clear how they'd evolve in the first place."

      Perhaps they might might have evolved in a similar manner to the Portuguese Man o' War, which has a gas sack.

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  81. Detecting extra-solar life is difficult. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Another issue: Even if they're transmitting, how hard are they doing it, and how hard are we listening?

    I mean, if you look at thei figures for the SETI project and how far away they'd be able to detect another planet with identical transmission patterns to the earth(well, in the past a number of years equal to their distance).

    It's well under a hundred ly. Heck, 'I love lucy' doesn't make it past Pluto in recognizable strength! source.

    Oh yeah, you can get 720 light years of range - while transmitting at .1 HZ and 22 Terrawatts of EIRP! That, at least to me, indicates a rather extraordinary amount of effort. For a spherical transmission you're talking about 22k nuclear plants. Heck, even with a very directional transmitter, effectively aiming it at us, you're still looking at putting at least one huge power plant behind it.

    Even for smaller efforts, you're talking a LOT of power.

    I'm a bit surprised that I haven't seen the old equation(I'm paraphrasing it)

    X1 chance of a solar system having planets
    X2 chance that a solar system with planets, having planets in the zone suitable for life
    X3 chance that the planet in the zone has the right composition to support life
    X4 chance that life developes
    X5 chance that, life having developed, that intelligent life develops
    X6 chance that, intelligent life developing, that they become a technological civilization capable of using radio, and either transmitting to be found or listening hard enough to hear us.

    Put all that together with stuff we're finding out about how relatively rare a solar system like ours is and even the vast amount of stars tends to make the odds of one being in our detection zone very, very small.

    Far enough out, as a matter of fact, that I figure that if lightspeed is indeed a hard limit, if we don't find a method to accellerate like in most SciFi, that 10% of LS for a ship is being optimistic.

    In such a scenario I figure that by the time a civilization is good enough to travel between stars to colonize other systems it's beyond the need or want for planets.

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  82. Close, but not quite... by Javarufus · · Score: 1

    My guess is if there's other intelligent life, they are just like us, are more technologically advanced than we are and live in the equivalent of our 1690's because they like it.

    Also, since they have time travel capabilities, they would have seen our Austin Powers movies and, when it comes time for the Revolutionary War, they'll skip it so they don't give Americans just a gaping opportunity to poke fun at British people.

  83. you're right.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we won't ever meet one because our totalitarian government has suppressed anything to do with them and will continue to do so as long as the government exists

  84. Curious opinion by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    We have a well understood and well observed mechanism for getting from primitive life to more complex life. We don't have a well understood mechanism for abiogenesis. So it's interesting that Hawking thinks that abiogenesis is commonplace but that complex life forms are not.

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  85. Bingo by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    The rest of us are using the term 'impossible' in a manner that could be interchanged with 'believed to be impossible'

    We don't understand the universe entirely yet - how can we have the unmitigated ego to say FTL is impossible?

    We don't know what the dark matter is. We don't know where the dark energy is. We don't understand the Pioneer anomaly. In short, there's a lot we don't know about the nature and the structure of the universe and travel through it. But somehow, with all these gaps in our knowledge we're so sure FTL is impossible?

    Nonsense.

    The only thing we are certain of is that we don't know it all yet. So FTL could still be out there. Saying it's impossible is foolish.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Bingo by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Saying it's impossible is foolish. Only in large values of 'foolish', where 'foolish' includes 'practical'...

      Again, your use of the language is far too strict.

    2. Re:Bingo by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      FTL relative to what? - We are already travelling FTL relative to whatever is beyond the visable universe simply because the universe is expanding. We are also travelling FTL relative to any tachons that may be wizzing by. (don't fall into the trap and say we are not moving, it's just as valid to think of the tachons as standing still while the universe wizzes by).

      However the fact we have insufficient knowledge of how the Universe works does not imply everything will eventually be possible. At the risk of sounding "foolish" I would say that no matter how much science and money we throw at the problem, surviving a skinny dip in lava is impossible.

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    3. Re:Bingo by 2short · · Score: 1

      There are many things I do not know about goldfish. How closely related are they to trout? What do they eat in the wild? Heck, where do they live in the wild at all? But somehow, with all these gaps in my knowledge, I'm entirely sure the goldfish here in the bowl on my desk cannot ride a bicycle.

      It is perfectly possible to know some things even though you don't know other things.

      The astrophysicists I know say they know FTL is impossible the same way I know the fish won't win the Tour de France. You're welcome to argue that with them if you like, but "we don't know everything therefore we can't be sure of anything" is clearly false.

  86. Just Because They Have FTL . . . by Darth+Eggbert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember a story that I read long ago in a compilation of Sci-Fi short stories where we were visited by a group of aliens that thought they were going to subjucate us, believing that they were superior because they had FTL travel. They leave their spaceship to face the primitive earthmen... with their muskets. It seems theat to them and most other races that FTL travel was so easy that they never had to develop weapons of mass destruction, tanks, and other weapons of war. The story ended with the aliens lamenting that they had just give us, a warlike planet of much superior weapons, the keys to the galexy.

    If something hard to us maybe easy to them, the oppisite may be true too.

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    1. Re:Just Because They Have FTL . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear there was a hilarious Saturday Night Live skit based on that very premise. Something where Plymouth colonials get their hands on a UFO (thanks to aforementioned musket technology) and try to take over modern times. (I believe this was when Phil Hartman was on the cast.) The best line from it was something like "We can shoot you with these lead balls", to which the commander pulls out an uzi and replys, "So? We can shoot hundreds of lead balls per second." I wanted to link it. Unfortunately I can't figure out the magic keywords to google the damn thing, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

  87. 50 years behind 'decimate' by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    The chances of hearing 'decimate' used correctly anywhere have been decimated in the last 50 years.

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    1. Re:50 years behind 'decimate' by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Hah, I was able to use the term quite accurately recently to describe a layoff. I was rather pleased with myself to be able to say "We've been decimated". :)

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    2. Re:50 years behind 'decimate' by xPsi · · Score: 1

      I usually use 'nanomate.' For example, "They nanomated that army, dude, reducing their million-man force to one-thousandth of a person!"

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  88. FTL, Schmef Tee ELL! by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    You can have FTL travel. What I really want is to travel faster than death.

  89. You've confused viruses with everything else by name_already_taken · · Score: 1

    Well, the method of action for most bacteria and viruses is not to 'eat' our DNA. Instead, they take control of the cellular machinery and processes within our cells to reproduce.

    No, only viruses do that and they do it out of necessity because they have no cellular machinery of their own. Bacteria and fungi absolutely can 'eat' our DNA along with whatever nutritious compounds we happen to be made of.

    Therefore, alien bacteria, fungi and viruses (if such ecological analogues exist) have to be attuned to our DNA.

    This is just not true, any more than a mushroom needs to be attuned to the DNA of horse crap in order to consume it.

    For alien symbiotes to reproduce within our bodies, they need to be able to utilize our mitochondria, nuclei, and membrane proteins. How can an alien species possibly be expected to make use of a complex set of machinery that they were never exposed to?

    How about by just being able to make use of the basic nutrients found in our bodies? I don't think tapeworms are attuned to human DNA, yet there are many people who have tapeworms.
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    1. Re:You've confused viruses with everything else by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      No, only viruses do that and they do it out of necessity because they have no cellular machinery of their own. Bacteria and fungi absolutely can 'eat' our DNA along with whatever nutritious compounds we happen to be made of.


      This is just not true, any more than a mushroom needs to be attuned to the DNA of horse crap in order to consume it.



      In some cases that's fair enough, but the assumption that 'basic nutrients' are the same for life on earth and life on Omicron Persei 8 is not a good one. You can't assume that they have the same taste in nutrients that we do. Nor can you assume they'd have the means to extract them.

      Even the simple fungi who derive their nutrients from the inanimate cow poo and the tapeworm living in our digestive tract are quite well adapted to those environments.
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  90. It gets even stranger by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    jellyfish have no heads Some "jellyfish" are not even a single organism. See: this article
  91. The Question is Will We Survive? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    Intelligence brings with it an element of self destruction. Life is rare, and intelligent life is rarer, but sustainable intelligent life is rarest, if not impossible. The further science takes us, the easier it will become to destroy ourselves, and it will only be a matter of time before someone or something kills us all, be it on purpose or by accident.

    This would be the case for any intelligent life, so the chances for two surviving species to then meet would be pretty difficult even if alien life is considered a given.

  92. Is this Really news by molecularaz · · Score: 1

    Anyone with some least bit of common sense knows this..... at least i do.

  93. WRONG by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    I am sorry. Another misinformed "+5 informative" post.

    Complete abuse of the term "mathematically guaranteed". This is the exact same fluff that got people to believe aliens drew crop circles.

  94. aliens are likely... by alxkit · · Score: 0

    to do what? to do WHAT? stop scaring me. when is it happening and should i bring my towel?

  95. Question begging by Motley+Phule · · Score: 1

    That's not what 'begging the question' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_begging means. I think you mean 'raises the question'. I wouldn't mention it normally, but this is Slashdot and if I can't talk about logical fallacies here, where can I?

  96. Careful by woodycat · · Score: 1

    They might think you've gone mad Stephen. Next you will be saying say God may exist.

  97. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aliens, likewise, think that Stephen Hawking is likely.

  98. Asks the question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop the rampant misuse of "begs the question"

  99. And if they're like Zoidberg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if we find each other equally tasty? So the aliens are something like crabs or lobsters, so when you boil them with some butter... Nomnomom... Mmmm... Likewise, crab or lobster like things probably wouldn't really have any issues with nibbling on a human carcass.

    Would we institute an (culinary) exchange program of the less desirable members of our species which would also act to preserve the peace?

  100. A good Prime Directive would be by Centurix · · Score: 1

    New message to alien friends:

    Earn up to 1 billion Osrapian Koolas a Spurtian dual moon cycle! No prior experience required! Reply to this radio burst to find out more, or visit http://rapeyourface.com.earth/

    Which also means we have to setup a TTLD system, a Top-Top Level Domain inter-planetary domain name system, with a 25 light year time to live value.

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  102. Harsh. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They had you draw lots and then the 9 winners beat the loser to death with their bare hands?

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