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  1. No on Flying Car Ready To Take Off · · Score: 1

    One word: air traffic accidents.*

    It should go without saying that these are really for novelty only. The "flying cars" we all demand from the 21st Century are not just cars that fly, but cars that *hover* a la /The Jetsons/. This is just a car with wings.

    *(No, you don't get a prize for seeing what's wrong with this sentence. :-P)

  2. Re:Summary makes it sounds like a virus but it's n on Trojan Found At Torrent Sites Insists "Downloading Is Wrong" · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all against nefarious software creeping onto my system, but this is like complaining that the guy you tried to buy drugs from turned out to be a cop.

    What, you don't get pissed when that happens to you?

  3. Re:a flashback to the 90's on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    I know you're just a troll, but still... "ignorant". Are you saying that, in reality, language walked up to humans one day and taught them how to speak it correctly?

  4. Re:a flashback to the 90's on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    I would caution you against pointing out the arbitrarity of language on a site populated mostly by anal-retentive nerds. We're people who grew up convinced of our superiority to the other kids because we were too smart to say "ain't".

    In fact, it would appear you've already felt out wrath.

  5. Re:New Summary on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    Yeesh, Mr. Coward, you call *every* Slashdot story spam these days. I think we all got the message already.

  6. Re:Lake Superior State University on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    that was supposed to be "nothing but >3 for <3"...

  7. Lake Superior State University on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    Lake Superior State University has nothing but >3 for 3. :(

  8. Re:The Jimmy Appeal on Wikipedia Almost Reaches $6 Million Target · · Score: 1

    You mean "Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all ('notable') human knowledge."?

  9. Re:a man with a plan for better or worse on How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    The most efficient form of governance is a dictatorship.

    History indicates otherwise, actually. The Soviet Union under Stalin was probably the closest thing in (modern) history to a one-man dictatorship. The Party, which in the popular imagination controlled all of Russia with near-absolute power, was in fact marginalized into pure symbolic status under Stalin, who created institutions directly under his control that eventually monopolized all power in the Union.

    The things he could directly control (such as the virtual slave labor camps that were the gulags) were indeed highly efficient, and more responsible than anything else for the rapid industrialization seen under the five year plans. But everything else became a bureaucratic monstrosity.

    For another example, look at how wildly successful the Great Leap Forward was. (I don't mean to pick on communists. In fact, I am one. But, you know, "credit" where credit's due.)

  10. Re:Aw crap on 64-Bit Java For Linux · · Score: 1

    Speaking of not getting jokes... How can two 64-bit CPUs give you a 65-bit machine?

  11. Re:Sounds like the work of Ambien or some other dr on Sleep Mailing · · Score: 1

    Many people take sleeping pills, pain pills, mix them with booze. And these all cloud or fog the memory, and bring out bizarre behavior.

    I'm sorry, but I don't know where you get your information. It may be true about specifically alcohol, but it's not an accurate blanket statement about the other two categories. Opiates, for instances, which count as both sleeping pills and pain killers, have no effect on memory or behavior (unless you count the change in behavior resulting from the change in mood and degree of consciousness).

  12. Re:Idle? on Sleep Mailing · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. What's wrong with this story? It's interesting. Why are people complaining about it so much?

    Is anything without hard science or with a picture now unacceptable to the anti-Idleistas?

  13. Re:I don't get it... on 20-Year Copyright Extensions Coming To Europe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sigh. Starting at paragraph 6, halfway down the page: "In any event, a push for term extension is being made across Europe. While the UK says it will work to extend musical copyright from 50 to 70 years, the European Union is considering a plan (backed by Commissioner Charlie McCreevy) to extend musical copyrights to 95 years."

  14. Re:You need to explain on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    Because that only clears things up when you say "gratis", not when you say "free".

  15. Should Apple Open Source the iPhone? on Should Apple Open Source the iPhone? · · Score: 1

    No, absolutely not.

    (I figured *someone* had to give a negative answer, or it would look like a pretty unnecessary question to ask on Slashdot)

  16. Re:Nazi Era on German Gov't Donates 100,000 Images To Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you and I aren't the only ones who looked for Nazi pictures before looking at anything else.

    I wonder if, one day, "German history -> Nazis" might *not* be imprinted into the minds of our children's children.

  17. Activision Blizzard on Activision Blizzard Announces Guitar Hero 5, New Call of Duty · · Score: 2, Informative

    I realize they changed their name to capitalize on Blizzard's reputation, but can't we just call them "Activision"?

  18. Re:Zune sighted in real world! on Obama's "ZuneGate" · · Score: 1

    Fuck your own rights, asshole.

  19. Funny on Spore the Most Pirated Game of 2008 · · Score: 1

    This is ironic. Spore is the only game besides WOW that I *didn't* pirate and actually *payed* for in the last two years or so. Playing Spore without the online component sounds like missing the point to me.

    However, my DVD drive ended dying right when I got the game, so I downloaded the image via BitTorrent to install.

  20. Ermness on Study Confirms That Cars Have Personalities · · Score: 1

    So, wait... They asked people to rate how much various cars appear to have certain human traits, and then said "Look! They're describing the cars as having human traits!"?

  21. Re:Embedded Linux does ipv6 too on Linux Foundation Says All Major Distros Are IPv6 Compliant · · Score: 5, Funny

    GNU is not UNIX.

  22. Re:No on Breaking Into Games Writing? · · Score: 1

    And don't forget the Final Fantasy games.

    I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic.

  23. Re:First buy a book of sci fi cliches. on Breaking Into Games Writing? · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet porn games actually pay much more attention to dialog than most other genres.

  24. Historic Tragedies on McDonalds Files To Patent Making a Sandwich · · Score: 4, Funny

    The theory of relativity gave us atomic weapons, whereas incompetent patent offices give us patents on making a sandwich. It's obvious that Albert Einstein's change of profession was a mistake humanity has suffered from ever since.

  25. Re:Sounds nightmarish on A Computer Composing and Playing Jazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, we've got some great computer-generated music. Check out Brian Eno's ambient recordings (or the background music in Spore, designed by Eno). But its application, so far, is very limited.