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  1. come and see the violence inherent in the system! on Apple Camera Patent Lets External Transmitters Disable Features · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah, I can't possibly think of any ways this can be abused... /snarkasm

  2. in the interest of, erm, full disclosure on Anatomy of a Privacy Nightmare · · Score: 1

    I've never worn gray boxers like that.

    See? It's not that hard.
    um...

  3. Re:It wasn't his Tweet on Anatomy of a Privacy Nightmare · · Score: 1

    But he's never categorically come out and stated that couldn't possibly be him, because there are no such photos of him.
    Things That Make You Go HMMMMMM....

  4. like watching a twelve-year-old on Anatomy of a Privacy Nightmare · · Score: 1

    it was amusing watching "The Daily Show" as Jon Stewart heroically struggled to steer away from the all-too-obvious Weiner jokes.

  5. listen up fuckers! on DC Reboots Universe · · Score: 1

    Your stories don't belong to you, they belong to your fans.
    That's where your value comes from. If you don't find people with whom your story resonates, your story doesn't sell.
    So stop pissing on your loyal customers by screwing around with what they discern as a good thing, just to pursue those that don't appreciate your oeuvre, Lucas!

  6. saw this in the newspapers on DC Reboots Universe · · Score: 1

    In the late 80's "The Phantom" seemed to get into an endless cycle of restarting from his origin story because they couldn't seem to get any traction bringing in new readers. You don't see The Phantom in the funny pages any more.

  7. Re:Great idea! on NATO Report Threatens To 'Persecute' Anonymous · · Score: 1

    I'd bet money that there's some on Government payroll that will be paid to track down themselves.

    Do you have a properly filed form 27B-6 ?
    Harry Tuttle is obviously a member of Anonymous, he makes unauthorized modifications to the tubes...

  8. just following orders on NATO Report Threatens To 'Persecute' Anonymous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bradley Manning has instigated more positive change in the world than the whole CIA in the last 30 years.
    His handlers should let the cat out of the bag and accept the kudos they deserve. Talk about bang for the buck!

  9. oh wait, that was PANDERING... on NATO Report Threatens To 'Persecute' Anonymous · · Score: 1

    Anonymous is in deep shit now. NATO has all sorts of agents everywhere willing to detain them by any means necessary. Rape charges, entrapment, any means.

    Just plain old computer crime charges will do just fine. No need for that other sort of nonsense.

    That's how they silenced Bob Lazar !
    /jk
    ?

  10. isn't this part of the standard stress test suite? on Doom Ported To the Web · · Score: 1

    I thought Doom was the #2 port to a new architecture, right after Linux.

    Strangely, nobody bothers to port MS Bob anywhere...

  11. Re:What are the odds on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    Steve Job's only superpower is super-wealth.
    Oh, wait, that's Bruce Wayne...

    Anyhow, I suspect Hank Scorpio is a better boss as far as supervillians go

  12. damn narcisists! on Apple Announces iCloud and iWork For iOS · · Score: 1

    It's always " I ! I ! I ! Me ! Me ! Me ! "

    selfish bastards.

  13. you're doing it wrong on Senior Citizens Lining Up to Tackle Fukushima · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this only continues to prop up the disproven evil Capitalist "privatize the profits, socialize the risks" mindset.

  14. good news everybody! on Carbon Emissions Reached Record High In 2010 · · Score: 1

    we're coming out of the great recession!

  15. the enemy of my enemy is my frienemy ? on PBS Web Sites and Databases Hacked · · Score: 1

    wait, teh "conservatives" hates the PBS, so that means they support LULZSEC ?
    But LULZSEC says they're acting in support of wikileaks, which teh "conservatives" hates, too?
    and the KKK is counterprotesting Westboro Baptist Church?

    head asplode

  16. I'll say what we're ALL thinking... on Mozilla Labs: the URL Bar Has To Go · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hitler didn't have a URL bar.

    Come on MozDevs, do you really want to be like Hitler?!!!

  17. hey, they made the big time! on Apple Acknowledges MacDefender · · Score: 1

    We're finally a big enough target to steal from!
    We're relevant! We're relevant!

    I liked them better when their motto was "proudly going out of business for twenty years"...

  18. Re:supersize me? on Skylon Spaceplane Design Passes Key Review · · Score: 1

    sorry, us Americans don't know from kilos...

  19. Archimedes (Plutonium) triumphant! on Large Scale 24/7 Solar Power Plant To Be Built in Nevada · · Score: 1

    As soon as someone figures out how to use solar power as a weapon, we'll have economical solar power.

  20. Re:Haven't we learned anything? on Large Scale 24/7 Solar Power Plant To Be Built in Nevada · · Score: 1

    The Chinese[1] could easily block off the Sun. Then where would you be?



    [1] Mr. Burns would also have been a acceptable boogerman.

  21. supersize me? on Skylon Spaceplane Design Passes Key Review · · Score: 1

    Of course, at $1000 a kilo we're looking at $100,000 per person per flight,

    That's $320,000, American.

  22. peak oil, here we come! on Skylon Spaceplane Design Passes Key Review · · Score: 1
    the current fortune at the bottom of the page :

    You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.

  23. Re:the hoi-polloi don't reading comprehension on Under Soviet Satellites, How Area 51 Hid (And Invented) Secret Craft · · Score: 1

    I may not be crazee, but I sometimes click submit before checking my post. Here's the bar hade reference for ya.

    Oh good grief, /. won't let me post AC, this is ridiculous.

  24. look what rule 34 hath wrought on Under Soviet Satellites, How Area 51 Hid (And Invented) Secret Craft · · Score: 2

    I know Nevada is a sin-friendly state, with it's gambling and prostitution, but what kind of depraved lunatic would violate a sign?!! I mean really, couldn't someone who is, uh, sign oriented easily find a consensual relationship?

  25. the hoi-polloi don't reading comprehension on Under Soviet Satellites, How Area 51 Hid (And Invented) Secret Craft · · Score: 1

    I saw something, it seemed to be in the sky, therefore it was an Unidentified Flying Oject. It was probably a weather balloon. Or a pelican. It could have been some secret CIA spy plane.
    I hallucinated an disc-shaped spacecraft full of aliens who flew the 186,000,000,000,000,000 miles from Sirius to give me a prostate exam, they were in a flying saucer.
    I was molested by a flying bar hade. No, I'm not crazee.