I asked for it at Benjamin Moore, and they couldn't find it. They said maybe it would come in on the next shipment with the striped paint and the paint-on holes.
No worries, citizen! You can upgrade your status by incorporation for a low fee. Then you too, can enjoy all of the rights, with none of the responsibilities of a living, breathing hoo-man being.
Actually, I thought the entities we refer to as "corporations" were non-corporeal. So does that make them spirits?
oh yeah? Well my old computer had Alan Alda shilling for it!
just to settle the issue of celeberty microcomputer advertising:
Bill Cosby < Alan Alda < William Shatner < Iassic Asimov
hmmm, Leonard Nimoy should be in there somewhere, right? (what? no endorsements from DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei or Walter Koenig I smell parody potential! Come on, George!) and photographic proof Apple is out to turn you whole family GAY! Jack Black?!!!
He didn't specify how to get the population down to that level.
Since some studies show that the birth rate drops as societies become more prosperous, maybe he's proposing to make us all rich. I could get onboard on that.
Hey, wait, you're considering designs that don't mandate using boosters built by a specific contractor based in our state? That can't be legal.
Too bad we can't vote to recall senators from other states.
Up here in space I'm looking down on you. My lasers trace Everything you do. You think you've private lives Think nothing of the kind. There is no true escape I'm watching all the time. I'm made of metal My circuits gleam. I am perpetual I keep the country clean. I'm elected electric spy I'm protected electric eye. Always in focus You can't feel my stare. I zoom into you You don't know I'm there. I take a pride in probing all your secret moves My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove. I'm made of metal My circuits gleam. I am perpetual I keep the country clean. I'm elected electric spy I'm protected electric eye. Electric eye, in the sky Feel my stare, always there There's nothing you can do about it. Develop and expose I feed upon your every thought And so my power grows. I'm made of metal My circuits gleam. I am perpetual I keep the country clean. I'm elected electric spy I'm protected electric eye. I'm elected electric spy I'm elected. Protected. Detective. Electric eye.
Bring back all the classics! (Except for Franklin...) How about Pineapple? How about a Banana Junior 9000 netbook? Gene Simmons never had a netbook as a kid!
hmmm, I may have to get modding...
No, this is all for the little people. Celebrities will just further flock to their G5's so they don't have to rub elbows with the hoi polloi at the gate. Invest heavily in concierge jet taxis.
Why would these people care about what some lily-livered groundhog, who's afraid of their own shadow, have to say?!!!
I'm sure they'll be building a liberterrarian paradise, unfettered by out-of-control government meddling into the people's affairs.
And who cares about latency when beaming out video proof of just how awesome they are to the rest of the cosmos?!!!
Slashdot Mirror
Without the space program, we wouldn't have personal computers
The construction of ICBMs was adequate impetus for the microminiaturization of electronics.
I asked for it at Benjamin Moore, and they couldn't find it. They said maybe it would come in on the next shipment with the striped paint and the paint-on holes.
No worries, citizen! You can upgrade your status by incorporation for a low fee. Then you too, can enjoy all of the rights, with none of the responsibilities of a living, breathing hoo-man being.
Actually, I thought the entities we refer to as "corporations" were non-corporeal. So does that make them spirits?
Bill Cosby advertising
oh yeah? Well my old computer had Alan Alda shilling for it!
just to settle the issue of celeberty microcomputer advertising:
Bill Cosby < Alan Alda < William Shatner < Iassic Asimov
hmmm, Leonard Nimoy should be in there somewhere, right? (what? no endorsements from DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei or Walter Koenig I smell parody potential! Come on, George!)
and photographic proof Apple is out to turn you whole family GAY!
Jack Black?!!!
well, their logo is the legendary fruit of the tree of knowledge.
And it has a bite from it.
(I'm assuming showing two bites didn't work from a design perspective?)
What can you do with an Apple I ?
How about CHANGE THE WORLD.
And you can't play "Breakout" on the Mona Lisa.
once again, it goes to show that Society doesn't have the fortitude to attack the problem from the right direction.
sigh.
see, if you carry the ballpeen hammer, you don't need the credit card...
good luck getting on the plane with that, though...
Anybody got some pointers for FOSS photogrammetry systems?
goddamnit, can slashdot misinterpret allegedly valid html worse?
He didn't specify how to get the population down to that level.
Since some studies show that the birth rate drops as societies become more prosperous, maybe he's proposing to make us all rich. I could get onboard on that.
recession -> CO2 emmissions drop,
so,
mandate CO2 emmissions drop -> recession
crony capitalism = crapitalism
As in "the crap always trickles down"
Hey, wait, you're considering designs that don't mandate using boosters built by a specific contractor based in our state? That can't be legal.
Too bad we can't vote to recall senators from other states.
The pork must flow.
Up here in space
I'm looking down on you.
My lasers trace
Everything you do.
You think you've private lives
Think nothing of the kind.
There is no true escape
I'm watching all the time.
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam.
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean.
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye.
Always in focus
You can't feel my stare.
I zoom into you
You don't know I'm there.
I take a pride in probing all your secret moves
My tearless retina takes pictures that can prove.
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam.
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean.
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye.
Electric eye, in the sky
Feel my stare, always there
There's nothing you can do about it.
Develop and expose
I feed upon your every thought
And so my power grows.
I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam.
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean.
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye.
I'm elected electric spy
I'm elected. Protected. Detective. Electric eye.
I was born a steel driving man, parse that as you will... ;-)
I didn't say "kill all lawyers", I said "kill all sleazy lawyers"...
And does the concept of barratry apply to groups ?
as long as it stars Natalie Portman, I'm cool with that...
Bring back all the classics! (Except for Franklin...)
How about Pineapple?
How about a Banana Junior 9000 netbook? Gene Simmons never had a netbook as a kid!
hmmm, I may have to get modding...
it's not a train, it's a unmanned missile the size of the Chrysler building!!!!
Don't be silly, Hell has all the bureaucrats.
No, this is all for the little people. Celebrities will just further flock to their G5's so they don't have to rub elbows with the hoi polloi at the gate. Invest heavily in concierge jet taxis.
The name is a total misnomer. I mean, it's not ever legal brainfuck code. (I didn't know you could even write kernel modules in BF...)
I pledge 15 quatloos towards erection of the first permanent goatse on Mars!
WTF is this /.?! More Mars stories on the front page than Apple stories?!!
Why would these people care about what some lily-livered groundhog, who's afraid of their own shadow, have to say?!!!
I'm sure they'll be building a liberterrarian paradise, unfettered by out-of-control government meddling into the people's affairs.
And who cares about latency when beaming out video proof of just how awesome they are to the rest of the cosmos?!!!