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US Marshals Saved 35,000 Full Body Scans

PatPending writes "A Gizmodo investigation has revealed 100 of the photographs saved by the Gen 2 millimeter-wave scanner from Brijot Imaging Systems, Inc., obtained by a FOIA request after it was recently revealed that US Marshals operating the machine in the Orlando, Florida courthouse had improperly — perhaps illegally — saved [35,000] images [low resolution] of the scans of public servants and private citizens."

712 comments

  1. Good. Hope this keeps up by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The more these assholes abuse their power, the less willing the public will be to entrust power to them.

    Oh god, who am I kidding?..

    1. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon giving up your dignity will be a requirement at all government facilities. Want to vote? Drop your drawers, figuratively anyways...

    2. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the less willing the public will be to entrust power to them.

      Problem is - you're trained from day 1 to entrust your power to them. Most everyone doesn't believe there is any other way.

    3. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The more these assholes abuse their power, the less willing the public will be to entrust power to them.

      Oh god, who am I kidding?..

      Yeah, you mean they're doing that exact thing that we knew they were going to do and abusing their power? Nope, nobody saw that coming.

      Oh, and you're some kind of paranoid tin-foil hat wearing nutter if you ever read about a not-yet-implemented proposal and say "this is dangerous because it will be abused." We must ridicule and marginalize those who aren't in denial about basic reality ... err I mean those paranoid naysayers at once. Cue the "I got nothing to hide", "why don't you want to stop terrorists", and "this is all for your own good" posts.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    4. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In order to be a juror at a building, I was required to remove my belt and shoes.

      The Republic was somehow able to survive through 2 World Wars, a Civil War, and multiple British invasions (see what I did there?) without disrobing jurors. There is no greater threat now than has existed in the past. There is only a populace that is more cowed and less willing to challenge an ever increasing authority.

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      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    5. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mark72005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry, I'm sure this will change now that we've voted those Republicans out.

    6. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h00manist · · Score: 2, Funny

      The anal-drug-and-bomb-probing story has been commonly mentioned. It seems these agents wouldn't mind it after all. Soon there will be live pole-dancing naked silhouettes around airports. On-demand-real-airport-agent feel-you-up whisky bars. If this trend keeps up airports will be the new destination for people needing various sexual fantasies fulfilled.

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    7. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Exactly. People don't care till their backs are up against the wall. It's amazing how complacent this country has become.

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      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
    8. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Speare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I overheard it put this way: "If the government is going to keep groping our wives and daughters, somebody's going to go Braveheart on them." Oppressive behavior just creates terrorists, it doesn't find or defeat them.

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    9. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.

      General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.

    10. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by causality · · Score: 1

      Exactly. People don't care till their backs are up against the wall. It's amazing how complacent this country has become.

      Apparently the certain knowledge that they will have their backs up against the wall if they continue down this path doesn't move them. Until it actually happens there's lots denial to go around.

      The predictability of it all makes me want to use "stupid" where you used "complacent" sometimes.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    11. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought that too -- always knew that I would disagree with BHO on most domestic issues but I had anticipated that he would restore some respect for civil liberties into the Federal Government. Instead we've learned that the Democrats are just as happy as the GOP to embrace security theater.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    12. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h00manist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Socialist countries were just a bullshit power game, capitalist countries are just a bullshit power game. The difference is that in the capitalist countries there is good marketing.

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    13. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” -Sir Winston Churchill

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    14. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Where are The massive fines and Jail time for those that abuse power like this?

      I share 27 Songs on the Internet.. Over a 1 million dollar fine... Invade privacy and abuse power... I keep my job and I will likely get a raise... Its unlikely I will even lose a day of work.

      Where is the deterrent?

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      Who needs WiFi when we can have Packet Over Sheep! http://datacomm.org/PoS-InternetDraft.txt
    15. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hearings will be held... Mandates will be suggested... Reformed procedures will be put in place...

      And yet, no one will be held accountable... It was a one off instance ... This will not deter from the fact that this is still security theater and insider Corporate glad-handed, with fairly useless and dangerous technology ... And the continued moans by the plebeians who suffer the now potential financial $10K fine and temporary incarceration for refusing this incredulous scan, if you happen to be one of chosen few, will be cast aside by any and all elected officials, government agencies, and judiciary bodies.

      Freedom? Sure, there's freedom. Stay home, drive in your car, take the ferry, charter a boat, take flight from outside the US. For a while now, US air travel has been a joke, and a nothing more than a way to keep a constant uneasiness strewn amongst the public.

      Accept it, or go around it*.

      *requires increased time allotment and money

    16. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by camperdave · · Score: 1

      It won't change unless you kick both the Republicans AND the Democrats out.

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      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    17. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mark72005 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Things were a hell of a lot less invasive under GWB, screeching about the Patriot Act and all. No government agent was taking nude photos of me or putting their hands down my pants.

    18. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more these assholes abuse their power, the less willing the public will be to entrust power to them.

      Oh god, who am I kidding?..

      Look, damnit, do you WANT to be safe or NOT? Now shut the fuck up and get in the sperm-tester FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY YOU UNPATRIOTIC PRICK.

      What's that? You don't want to get your sperm tested for terror-anchor-babies? Look, buddy, I don't want to hear any of this "ovaries" bullshit out of you. Planes have this funny way of... you know... falling down and all if they're not SAFE and PATRIOTIC, and you wouldn't want us to make them unsafe or unpatriotic, would you?

    19. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mweather · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's almost as if the President doesn't micromanage the TSA and leaves the job up to the person he appointed to do it.

    20. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by camperdave · · Score: 1

      It's not that people don't care. It's that they realize that they are powerless to change anything.

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      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    21. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Inschato · · Score: 1

      Sorry no, but it won't change until there is some key technological or cultural revolution on the scale of the (first) American Revolution. Power is never taken away gradually. Something like First Contact, Free Energy(Cheap Nuclear Fusion, Antimatter, whatever), or the gates of hell suddenly opening up would probably do it. Okay maybe not that last one unless it completely destroyed all forms of government entirely. A massive Nuclear Incident (Say, 1+ Megatons going off anonymously in Moscow/London/New York) would most likely instill marshal law in most countries. This could eventually lead to complete civil revolt. It's hard to say really, speculation is all the rage!

    22. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      and yet, for the state to remove vice, requires the state have a gun. and you have none.

    23. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Much of the recent Security Theatre, for example, the requirement to notify the government 72 hours in advance when you travel domestically in the USA now being phased in as a result of the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, which was, of course, passed by a Republican Congress. But I agree with you in spirit, that I expected more from him in this regard.

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    24. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I love you lying Republic fucktards and how easily you conveniently forget the truth (AKA lie).

      The truth is that the security theater has been embraced by both parties. Obama's Homeland Security secretary is currently the biggest cheerleader for this technology. He is every bit as guilty as GWB of infringing on our civil liberties. The only question is what are you going to do about it?

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    25. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      I've flown well over 100 times since 9/11 and have yet to actually see one of these machines.

      Six flights over the past two weeks included.

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      Gone!
    26. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mark72005 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The government used funds from the 2009 stimulus bill to buy these "backscatter" scanners.

      http://money.cnn.com/2010/01/05/technology/full_body_scanner/

      And say what you will, but it wasn't until this crop of scanners came around that this administration created the existing policies on opt-outs.

      I flew many times post 9/11, and the worst I ever got was my bags opened or run over with the wand.

    27. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Grave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree with your assessment that no greater threat exists now than in the past. The threat that presently exists is a public willingness to roll over and do nothing. How do you combat that threat? Education? Sounding the alarm doesn't really work, because the public has become jaded and is used to being told their children and/or themselves will be dead before the next morning if they don't tune in at 11/stay through the commercial break.

      The terrorists have been winning this war, hands down. The casualties? Freedom and real, meaningful security.

    28. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What I would personally like to see is someone with a young child, preferably female that instructs their child to start screaming if anyone touches their genitals. After the child begins screaming at the TSA checkpoint said parent asks that the cops be called and insists that the officer arrest the TSA agent for sexual molestation of a child. Most likely the cops will refuse, at that point a civil suit against the TSA for sexual molestation of a child would be appropriate.

      And for the record, no Federal law can override state criminal statutes. If it's illegal to touch a child's genitals the DHS and TSA can't make a regulation that says it's OK. One of these days I'm praying that this happens and that either a TSA agent is charged as a sex criminal or the TSA itself is defeated in a Civil Suit for instructing their agents to sexually molest children. These "enhanced" pat downs are offensive and illegal and until someone is willing to stand up and take the damn thing to court the DHS and TSA is going to continue molesting children. And let me tell you, once a pedophile finds out he can touch all the children he wants with TSA approval the ranks of the TSA are going to be FULL of pedophiles. I wouldn't be surprised if it's already occurring!

    29. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      Indianapolis.

    30. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no greater threat now than has existed in the past.

      Oh, yes there is -- the threat is from our own government, and the threat is to our freedom. When they say "they hate us for our freedom" they must be talking about themselves, because ever since 911 gave them an excuse our freedoms have been rapidly vanishing.

    31. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Precisely. And a lot of those terrorists are the children of moms/dads we killed overseas. Foolishness.

      I just now heard an interview with an American is being punished $11,000 by the U.S.G. because he refused to be scanned, or groped by the TSA, so the guards told him, "You cannot fly." He then canceled his ticket, got a refund, left the airport, and was arrested for leaving the area.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    32. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...at that point a civil suit against the TSA for sexual molestation of a child would be appropriate.

      And would be dismissed due to "National Security" concerns.

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      That is all.
    33. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If you mean that you didn’t have to step into one of them, I might be willing to swallow that tale.

      However if you really never saw one of the machines, either you somehow miraculously managed to avoid the airports that have them or you just weren’t paying attention.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    34. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Informative
      --
      Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
    35. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      was arrested for being escorted out of the area by TSA officers and supervisors.

      FTFY

    36. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Combatso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      just be sure.. you aren't blinde are you? That would explain why you haven't seen the machines atleast.. joking aside, if takin pictures of my junk through my pants is so important why are they not at every airport.. its ridiculous... get rid of the machines,...

      Or modify legislation that allows us to walk around naked, all the time... Should be our choice, if they want to invade our "privacy" anyways... I'm willing to bet if I try to clear security with my junk hanging out, I aint gonna make my flight... but what have I got to hide, nothing... im just 'indecent'... Go figure

    37. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disagree. Many of my friends (people younger than 30) don't realize there's a problem. They truly believe this is how it's supposed to work, and don't question authority.

      On second thought, I know people older than 30 who don't question authority, either.

      So it turns out you can be ignorant at any age. I'll add ignorant to the running list of stupid, complacent, apathetic, and weak.

    38. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Obama's Homeland Security secretary is currently the biggest cheerleader for this technology. He is every bit as guilty as GWB of infringing on our civil liberties. The only question is what are you going to do about it?

      Obama's Homeland Security Secretary is Janet Napolitano.

      Although I can see how you could make that mistake.

    39. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by bonch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that people here are bashing the TSA for saving body scan images, but in articles about Google "accidentally" saving emails, passwords, and other personal information, people spend their time defending Google.

    40. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by anglico · · Score: 1

      Do you have proof that the technology was available and that he or his administration said "No thanks, too invasive"

    41. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tophermeyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      for example, the requirement to notify the government 72 hours in advance when you travel domestically

      Keep in mind though that his only applies to airlines. There is no government intrusion for people packing up their own private vehicle and driving across the country (almost none anyway).

      I don't support the intrusion on privacy in general, but I also acknowledge that when electing to use nationally critical infrastructure for travel I must submit to some kind of vetting before I'm allowed on it. The current state of security theater has gone too far, but I don't think we can ever rightfully expect to completely eliminate security screening.

    42. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >>>The difference [from socialism] is that in the capitalist countries there is good marketing.

      This isn't capitalism (free choice).
      This is tyranny (anti-choice... like the comcast monopoly).

      I'm now listening to an American who was molested by a TSA guy. The guard reached inside his sweatpants and touched his penis and balls. And this is supposedly legal (except of course it's also unconstitutional - no warrant; no search).

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    43. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, security theater, and heck, all government bureaucracy dealings make a lot more sense if you look at it as CYA (cover yer arse).

      If (when) the next terrorist action occurs, you have to be able to say you did all you could (no matter how ridiculous) to prevent it. But who could have foreseen the $(shoe | underwear | pregnant) bomber? Now that we know, we shall immediately take action to more rigorously screen $(shoes | underwear | fetuses).

      And anyone who backs off on one of those ridiculous reactionary measures will get hit will full responsibility for the next attack. And not our failures in $(foreign relations | winning hearts and minds | education | outreach) that perpetuate the inequalities that make people desperate enough to get indoctrinated for guerrilla suicide operations in the first place.

    44. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by stimpleton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "...what are you going to do about it"

      I will do nothing :(

      --

      In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
    45. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence

    46. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I dunno. The backlash on this seems to be a bit higher than normal. We'll see if it lasts to reach the critical point, whatever that is.

    47. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEEEEE-HAW!

    48. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Heck, we have them in Omaha, which is a rather small airport.

      Every flight I've had recently has had them, and I've had to go through them.

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    49. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I was referring to Obama himself, since he appointed her and is ultimately responsible for whatever decisions she makes. It was a Democrat that said "The buck stops here" I believe....

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    50. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So use your guns. Isn't this what American have been saving their guns for?

    51. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are not surprised I hope. The election didn't remove the asshats from their jobs in homeland security did it? Same asshats, same asshatholery.....

    52. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      BWI, and probably Dulles International has them now. But Reagan National, the one actually used by congresscritters? Of course not! That'd be demeaning!

      Reagan National gets all the other cool upgrades pretty early on, such as RNP. But that's just because it helps incoming planes stick to the tight and winding Potomac approach, so a congresscritter doesn't get inadvertently shot down by the SAM battery stationed in Bethesda, protecting them from a rogue hijacked flight that strays off the path.

      But don't worry! Your best interests are foremost in their... oh nevermind :-P

    53. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Free Energy(Cheap Nuclear Fusion, Antimatter, whatever)

      Antimatter isn't an energy source, even with Star Trek levels of technology. It's just an energy storage system. You have to create the antimatter and that will always take more energy than you get out of combining it with normal matter.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    54. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      I see a screaming child. I don't see a Parent that is standing up for their child and bring a civil suit or insisting that the TSA officer be arrested for sexual molestation of a child. What I do see is a Parent implicitly supporting the TSA by NOT acting to defend their child.

    55. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 0

      There is no greater threat now than has existed in the past.

      That is incorrect.

      The ability to do great harm with easily-concealed weapons has grown.
      The willingness to do great harm despite the perpetrator losing his own life has also grown.
      The social structure to create people willing to do great harm despite the perpetrator losing his own life has also grown.
      The ability of government to control that social structure has decreased, if not evaporated entirely, if not been inverted into a greater excuse for that social structure to grow.

    56. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by i.am.delf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the DHS and the TSA are arms of the Federal government and as such civil suits against them can be very difficult. This is because most federal agencies have sovereign immunity. There are only 2 avenues where sovereign immunity has been waved tort(FTCA) and contract law(Tucker Act). You'd probably have better chances if the police officer did arrest the TSA officer because it would cause FUD within the TSA itself.

    57. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually it just requires that the state have a BIGGER gun and that some portion of the population is willing to go along with the state.

      The 2nd amendment doesn't work when the individual stands up to the Government, even when the Government is completely in the wrong (see Ruby Ridge). It only works when the Government commits acts that are so far over the line that a sizable portion of the population is willing to take up arms.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    58. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Power is never taken away gradually.

      Sure it is. Ours was.

      Something could start at a city or county level and spread. Even if most people latch on without understanding anything (*cough*TeaParty*cough*), who cares as long as it happens.

      Something like First Contact, Free Energy(Cheap Nuclear Fusion, Antimatter, whatever), or the gates of hell suddenly opening up would probably do it.

      Ooh! I vote for that last one! Well, OK, cheap energy would be OK, too.

    59. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      I guess I just haven't noticed them. Definitely haven't had to walk through any.

      Nashville, Portland, O'Hare, LAX, Louisville, Denver, EVV..

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    60. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Your power consists of raising your hand to show your preference for the persons to fill the seats to which the Constitution entrusted the power, and raising your voice to support or complain about the persons who are selected and the things they use their power to do. We're lucky to have that much, and it wasn't cheap.

    61. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      One of these days I'm praying that this happens and that either a TSA agent is charged as a sex criminal or the TSA itself is defeated in a Civil Suit for instructing their agents to sexually molest children.

      Eeek. That TSA agent is likely a drone that has been repeatedly instructed by his superiors that the regulations are all totally legit, and the gropings are necessary to protect 'murica. I'm not going to say that this is right, but I would hate to see the test case for this revolving around some half wit honestly believing that what he was doing was ok.

      For sure, the best way to protect the children would be to prevent this from ever happening.

    62. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's going to make the Church's recruiting efforts grind to a halt...

    63. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is everyone wants everyone else to believe in the other way. This results in a big NOTHING.

    64. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      "Had to"?

      Every time I've been asked to go through them at San Jose, I have refused.

      And when I look over and see people standing with their hands up a la stagecoach robbery scenes in old Westerns, I know I'm doing the right thing.

      Man up.

      --
      And the worms ate into his brain.
    65. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Then you're not paying attention.

      TSA list of where they are:
      http://www.tsa.gov/approach/tech/ait/faqs.shtm

      Includes almost every airport you listed.

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      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
    66. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by elloGov · · Score: 0
      +5 for '[going] Braveheart on them' :))

      Here are some ideas to break the ice when getting molested:
      1. Put some superglue on yourself for a lengthy kodak moment
      2. Eat some TexMex and blast gas onto their faces
      3. Poke them in the eye with a carefully timed erection
      4. Demand a tip for your services
      5. Tip them for their services
      6. Ask whether they'd like a lap dance for an additional $50
      7. Demand that they keep eye contact as they go down on you
      8. Ask them who their daddy is
      9. Moan and groan followed by a "Oh Yeah, right there! Don't stop"
      10. Yell one of the following "Get off my nuts", "Quit touching me", "What the fuck are you doing?", "Pervert"

      Capitalism > Constitutional Rights

    67. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      when electing to use nationally critical infrastructure for travel I must submit to some kind of vetting before I'm allowed on it.

      You're kidding me, of course? You don't believe that the Interstate Highways are "nationally critical infrastructure"?

      --
      And the worms ate into his brain.
    68. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only question is what are you going to do about it?

      Drive, and not fly international until this retarded behavior by the totalitarian fucktards in DC either fix the mess or get strung up.

      Neither of which will happen. If a 2 year investigation of Charlie Rangle can find him "guilty" on 13 of 14 charges, some of them quite illegal as well ad HE violations, and all he gets is a letter of reprimand, do you think any of these douche bags are going to clean up their act and risk their beuqacratic positions of power and prestige? (that's a rhetorical question) These fuckers need to be carried out naked* and stripped of their power.

      *(except Janet Napolitano, she needs to leave her clothes on as she's done enough damage already)

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      I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
    69. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      San Diego. Minneapolis

    70. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      My choices are being frisked and groped, or standing in a scanner. Both are unreasonable invasions of my privacy. Taking one over the other isn't really helping the situation.

      The solution is to raise awareness until the government is willing to change, which is why I posted links to the Opt Out site on my Twitter and Facebook.

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      http://blindscribblings.com - Tasty pop-culture in conceptual fashion.
    71. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the early 40s, "half wits believing what they were doing was ok" were shoving slavs, jews, and homosexuals into railroad cars. You're wrong, we absolutely need to use the law to utterly destroy the life of at least one TSA half-wit and a not few of the degenerates at the top (Janet N.) who approved of our child-molesting and grandma-groping overloads..

    72. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      Using the same think of the children excuse to further my goals that I criticize when used to support privacy invasions and draconic criminal laws just doesn't seem right.

    73. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since when are commuter jets nationally critical infrastructure? There's literally nothing else other than the terminals and jets (and passengers, of course) that are more vulnerable to someone past security than someone outside of the secured area.

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    74. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any other information than this? http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html 'Cause that story sounds pretty fishy, though the video would seem to help, if it actually showed the astounding part (it does not).

    75. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here comes the apple whore.

    76. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you kidding? Easy access to a lake of fire? If that isn't cheap energy I don't know what is.

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    77. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antimatter isn't an energy source,

      Since Slasdot is retarded and pendantic let's settle one thing right now. Energy can not be created nor destroyed. Therefore NOTHING is an energy 'source' EVERYTHING is energy 'storage' Including the sun and the energy it is releasing that was stored in it's nuclear bods. FTW

    78. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by schon · · Score: 1

      Oppressive behavior just creates terrorists, it doesn't find or defeat them.

      Perfect! That's just what the government needs to justify all this bullshit!

    79. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Power is never taken away gradually.

      Sure it is. Ours was.

      Tell that to Mrs Kennedy.

    80. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by BisexualPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is incorrect. There has been assassinations since politics exist. Don't "remember", 100 years ago, anarchists in France, Spain, Ireland, mafias in Italy, central europe etc. ? History is *made* of assassinations. That's how (most of the time) politic systems change. It's not harder than 100 or 200 years ago. There's not more willingness to die for a cause (remember, erm, religions ?). As long as religions, hierarchies, chiefs, etc. exist, there will be assassinations. That's not new. What's new is the power the government(s) have to spy its own citizens, with a very good excuse : "The ability to do great harm with easily-concealed weapons has grown.". That's just not true, read your History books.

    81. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Nationally critical? Because *once* in all of history somebody managed to commandeer some planes and fly them into buildings? IMHO, that had a lot more to do with the ability of the hijackers to get to the cockpit and controls than inadequate screening of passengers. Screen the pilots extensively, *isolate* them from the cabin during the flight so only they have access to the controls, problem solved. No need for all the humiliating and intrusive screening just to travel. There's still the risk of threatening the passengers to coerce the pilot to do something against his will, I suppose, or just blowing up the plane, but I'd be willing to sign a waiver similar to those at 'extreme' amusement park rides just to avoid this bullshit. The real risk would still be less than that incurred everytime I climb into an automobile, or walk into an open field during a thunderstorm.

    82. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go Braveheart?

      We have elections here. It's not an easy process. Too bad, you don't get to go all Mel Gibson on people.

      Mel's kind of a jerk. Don't you be one, too.

    83. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Where are The massive fines and Jail time for those that abuse power like this?

      This quote from Blade Runner sums it up nicely: "If you're not cop, you're little people..."

    84. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP.

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    85. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, see, we've just voted them back in. So the things that didn't change are bound to change now that we've brought back the guys that we got rid of for not changing things because the guys we originally voted in to change things didn't change things. If we keep going back and forth long enough, surely it will get us somewhere.

    86. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The guard reached inside his sweatpants and touched his penis and balls. And this is supposedly legal (except of course it's also unconstitutional - no warrant; no search).

      Well, where's the problem. The law protects us from unreasonable search and seizure, and the TSA agent didn't seize his wobbly bits, he just touched them.

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    87. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by willy_me · · Score: 1

      And for the record, no Federal law can override state criminal statutes. If it's illegal to touch a child's genitals the DHS and TSA can't make a regulation that says it's OK

      What about doctors? Surely there are plenty of examples where it is appropriate for the genitals of a child to be touched for medical reasons. And if there are exceptions in the state laws to allow for this, you can bet that there will be additional exceptions to allow for airport security. And if there are not, all it takes is one incident and those exceptions will be added.

      So nice try, but I seriously doubt many parents would put there kids through this just to make a point. Overall, it would have no impact.

    88. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      In this day and age, airline traffic constitutes the bulk of all interstate travel, and the advance notification requirement and having that information in a government database is well on the way down the slippery slope to "show us your papers".

      And yes, yes, as others have pointed out, you can still buy a ticket within the 72 hour window, but you must STILL provide the information, and it is still stored in the database.

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    89. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget approximately 8000 flavours of sugared soft drinks with between 40 and 55 kcal per 100ml!

    90. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      it probably won't be long until someone sets this up to happen. if you pick the right state, the TSA screeners faces the choice of child pornography (those new scanners) or child molestation (enhanced pat-down) charges. Create enough uproar, then it becomes a "Think of the Children" crowd vs "I want to feel safe" crowd.

    91. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The ability to do great harm with easily-concealed weapons has grown.

      Daggers have been around for thousands of years. Handguns have been around for hundreds of years. Repeating handguns have been around for over a hundred years. Nothing new has happened on this front that justifies the surrender of our right to privacy and dignity.

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    92. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by greyline · · Score: 1

      Just like the other 90% of us. Sad but true. What will it take for more citizens to actually do something? Take away our TV? Our Internet? Our books? What?

    93. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up"

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    94. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The buck stops at BHO, he is ultimately responsible for whatever decisions the people he appoints make. He could end this policy tomorrow if he was inclined to do so. Do you think he'd be as willing to tolerate it if Michele and his daughters had to submit to being groped before boarding Air Force One?

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    95. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      if takin pictures of my junk through my pants is so important why are they not at every airport

      They're expensive, specialized pieces of equipment. It's a bit like asking that every police car be replaced in the next 12 months - it's just not going to happen. Instead, they deploy them into 'target' areas first, using them in random screenings as they get more off the assembly line to deploy to more areas and to increase numbers until, theoretically, they can screen everybody.

      Personally, I'm for taking the opposite direction - I first proposed it years ago - 'NRA Airlines - 10% discount for open carry!'. Load from the tarmac(can't use common terminals, obviously). Get some guys with names like Hans and Franz to help the disabled on board. Have some retired(but still with good noses) bomb dogs to check the people and baggage. Issue glasers to everybody if necessary, armor the cockpit door/wall. Let the stewardesses carry what they want, with a preference towards select fire PDW(P-90, for example). Expert shot is a hiring requirement. Pay them good.

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    96. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I do every four years, vote for a non-Republicrat party. Hasn't seemed to help much however.

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    97. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I heard this morning on NPR that the full body scanners are at every airport now. So I guess it is important to take pictures of our junk through our pants.

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    98. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Of course they are. That's why you need a permit to operate a motor vehicle on them, and your vehicle must be registered.

    99. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I will be doing what I have done since they started this mess. Driving to Canada and flying from there. I call it voting with my dollars.

    100. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Frisking costs more, if everyone did that this would end.

    101. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I guess I just haven't noticed them. Definitely haven't had to walk through any.

      Nashville, Portland, O'Hare, LAX, Louisville, Denver, EVV..

      I saw them at O'Hare two weeks ago. Houston, too.

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    102. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by aDSF762 · · Score: 0

      Hmm were there jumbo jets moving hundreds of thousands people around the world everyday during any of the historical events you just mentioned...?

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    103. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, Hell has all the bureaucrats.

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    104. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The truth is that the security theater has been embraced by both parties.

      Yes, it gets votes because the voters are gullible and apathetic about the privacy concerns. Talking about partisan politics misses the point and the cause, which is the voters. A party that embraces security theater has an advantage over a party that doesn't when so few people are thinking critically about it. It's like how both parties enjoy little plastic flags: no one is really opposed to it, so they both do it. As long as that's true, no party is going to be voted in that is opposed to security theater or crap like this.

      Blame the voters instead. Politicians, parties and governments aren't going to stand up for their rights if voters don't.

    105. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, Hell has all the bureaucrats.

      No. Unfortunately some of them are still living.

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    106. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      We've had the "shoe bomber" and the "crotch bomber". It's only a matter of time before we get the "ass bomber" and the "breast implant bomber". Clearly, the terrorists are winning when they can compel free citizens to submit to intrusive searches. Can you imagine what the TSA will do in reaction to the next terrorist attempt wherein the losert tries to light hidden explosives via a fuse sticking out of his rectum?

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    107. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tophermeyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By the Power of GODWINS LAW!!!

      Persecuting a TSA dumbass for following an illegal order is probably the worst way of effecting change. Do you understand that the problem is at the top of the pyramid? The problem is the people at the top and the policies they are crafting. Not the rank and file guys following these ridiculous policies.

      By no means am I condoning the activity, but stringing up the first TSA grunt that gropes the wrong person is ridiculous. That dudes life will be absolutely and utterly destroyed for following what he believe to be legal and lawful instructions. I'm saying we should prevent the groping from happening in the first place.

    108. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If they'd hire some more attractive agents, the groping wouldn't be so bad. Some of us pay good money to strippers for much less intimate contact!

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    109. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      These "enhanced" pat downs are offensive and illegal and until someone is willing to stand up and take the damn thing to court the DHS and TSA is going to continue molesting children.

      You're in luck, because EPIC has already filed suit. You might want to donate to them; I just did.

    110. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Using the same think of the children excuse to further my goals that I criticize when used to support privacy invasions and draconic criminal laws just doesn't seem right.

      This sounds like a legitimate strategy to me, even though I agree with your statement. We have to use the weapons at hand. We can't cure the sheep. They'll leap to attention For The Children no matter what. I think public spectacle is the best way to get the change ball rolling, and child molestation is headline material.

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    111. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by yuje · · Score: 1

      More like they're spineless invertebrates unwilling to stand up to their principles. Seriously, BHO and the Dems have backed down on pretty much every single serious issue they ran on, despite having control of both houses and the presidency. At times, even the threat of a filibuster was enough for them to back down. In the last two years, they've backed down on closing Guantanamo, ending DADT, net neutrality, warrentless wiretapping, etc, etc, not to mention the fiascos going on with the economy. It seems that even the threat of negative poll ratings, or the hint of any suggestion that they're Endangering American Lives(TM) by not constraining civil liberties has them cringing.

    112. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that people here are bashing the TSA for saving body scan images, but in articles about Google "accidentally" saving emails, passwords, and other personal information, people spend their time defending Google.

      I don't have to do business with Google if I don't want to. I do have to do business with the Federal Government. Google can't send armed goons into my house if I don't comply with their rules. The Federal Government can.

      See the difference?

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    113. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      So use your guns. Isn't this what American have been saving their guns for?

      The 2nd Amendment Absolutists (read: bedwetters) should've been out in force during the GW Bush years, yet not a peep. (This is why I presume that they are bedwetters.) Now that there's a black dude in the White House, well, time to start stockpiling ammo, boys!

    114. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by maxume · · Score: 1

      It isn't that interesting, most people are going to see that there is some difference in the degree of the violation of privacy, and also that there is some room for what Google did to have actually been a mistake (whereas the U.S. Marshals discussed here were explicitly violating policy and perhaps the law, they were actively subverting rules put in place to protect privacy, not being careless in what radio packets they saved to disk).

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    115. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that too -- always knew that I would disagree with BHO on most domestic issues but I had anticipated that he would restore some respect for civil liberties into the Federal Government. Instead we've learned that the Democrats are just as happy as the GOP to embrace security theater.

      And were the President to actually take action and dismantle some of the security theater apparatus, you would howl that he was betraying the United States.

    116. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhg.

      "The girl's father, Steve Simon, works as a reporter for CW-39 from Houston, Texas, and managed to capture the encounter on his cell phone camera."

      So now we need to make exceptions to just let people pass?

      What is the checklist? White, American, under 10?

      Just cause something hasn't happen doesn't mean it won't. You can't screen insanity and if they make exceptions for little girls then it is discriminatory in their process and a hole to exploit.

    117. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1
      Football. Take away football. People will flip right-the-fuck-out.

      Sad, isn't it?

    118. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by yuje · · Score: 1

      "In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it's the exact opposite."

    119. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      parent said "It was a Democrat that said "The buck stops here" I believe...." Just not the current President who is a Democrat.

    120. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shivetya · · Score: 1

      Sad part is your right. People seem to be outraged for as long as the story stays front page. Then suddenly they become "don't bother me with that, your just a whiner". We see our rights slapped around all the time and in the end we get an even bigger and more intrusive government. We are seeing a system (TSA) which is as convoluted as it is because its striving to not offend those who we should be offending. We have our own rights whacked all under the guise of politically correct. PC Security is no security. Its a scam. Can't wait till children are used in the next attack or items stuffed in orifices. Then what, cavity scans to fly?

      I still think the software used by these machines can be adapted to present the data similar to what was shown in the movie, The Running Man. There is no reason a computer cannot eliminate what is considered normal, which means physical features. Just present a skeletal image with all unusual items highlighted.

      Worse, coming down the pike is unionization for TSA and possibly collective bargaining. So people who have jobs which are not threatened by other than own arrogance and stupidity will be able to hold the air travel industry hostage when they decide their wages or working conditions warrant it. I am sure the airlines are still happy because they don't directly foot the bill, yet if another plane comes down who is going to take the brunt of it? We will.

      No, the machines are fine. Its the human element that needs fixing. When my mom has not had a flight in the last five years without special attention something is wrong with the system. Little old ladies and their small dogs are not a threat to the traveling public. Yet as I have seen and she has, you want to get through unmolested, go smelling like a piss factory or worse. Hell, be a tattooed freak and you will get the wave by. Be someone who looks like they cannot afford to or are too meek to stand up to the system and they will target you. They prey on those who cannot resist, not those who can make a scene or actually look threatening.

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    121. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not that it makes it OK, but he does have to tow the line to an extent, if he doesn't and anything does happen, whether or not the measures would prevent it, he loses the next election and the Democrats get painted as soft. Remember these are the same Republicans doing the smearing that told everybody there were death panels in the health care reform package to scare people into opposing it.

      It's also the same Republicans that were more interested in knowing the amount of sperm on Ms. Lewinsky's dress than fighting al Qaeda in the 90s and more interested in gay men having sex than dealing with the war in Iraq.

    122. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Combatso · · Score: 1

      i serisouly think "the terrorists" arent interested in airlines... its obviously not the only way to cause terror... the only thing causing any fear with regards to the airports is the TSA and DHLS.

    123. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tc3driver · · Score: 1

      That is the sad reality of the situation, but I think it is less what they care about am more that most take a "What do I have to hide" attitude. Which is the wrong attitude. We won't see changes until TV gets taken away. Books, and internet are second to most out there.

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    124. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      Technically, you can be searched by authorities all you want, so long as they are willing.

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    125. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Duradin · · Score: 1

      As if airports weren't already full of screaming children.

      Good job on maxing out both the "think of the children" and the "think of the women-folk" meters.

    126. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      You can also require them to use force and to jail you to enforce their will. If enough people do, the economy will collapse, and so will the state.

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    127. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      He should have asked they TSA guy how much it cost for him to keep doing that. No reason to let a window for an awesome joke pass like that.

    128. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to equate the word government with "overwhelming force" and gave an example of Ruby Ridge. That is a poor example of what I am talking about. There are an infinite range of interactions between government and citizens, and even though we are focusing on guns and force, there are numerous ways to exercise your rights. But back to the armed society dynamic.

       
      I have seen examples, and experience them myself, when beginning with a neutral situation, where I am in the presence of agents of the government, and I am openly or known to be armed, they, the agents, are much more reasonable. They sure seem to scream a lot less, in fact they do not scream at all.

       
      On the other hand I have seen examples and experienced them as well, where starting in a neutral scenario, the agent immediately starts to use his station to try and intimidate the non-armed citizen. Sometimes it is subtle, sometimes it is overt. But in all cases it was a completely different dynamic, when the citizen is armed.

       
      I agree with your last sentence except you need to remove the "It only works"

       
      When the Government commits acts that are so far over the line, a sizable portion of the population should be willing to take up arms.

       
      Its not like there is only one scale of interaction, e.g. David vs Goliath.

       
      Hopefully before we get to the "so far over the line" stage, more of us can peacefully object.

       
      Cause you are right, the government does have bigger guns. That doesn't spell defeat for the population, but it does mean a lot of bloodshed.

    129. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by RobNich · · Score: 1

      Not sure if that was a joke, but I want to point out that the Amendment protects us from unreasonable search and unreasonable seizure, not just a situation where both are occurring.

      If it was a joke, I did smile briefly. But I find it increasingly more difficult to remain jovial about this subject. (And in the previous sentence I changed "harder" to "more difficult" just to make sure nobody could mistake it for adolescent joviality.)

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    130. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      You're all targeting the wrong problem.

      It's not much the government wanting to spy on you to perpetuate itself in power. It's the general populace that is so, oh so much afraid of dying in a terrorist attack that demand actions. Any action!

      That people -- the majority of people, it would seem -- will scream and sue if something happens and they have the slightest excuse of saying that the government didn't do enough to keep them safe.

      It's the people that won't accept the bargain of having a 20% free country which is 98% secure if they can be 98.1% secure with 10% freedom.

      I'm sorry to tell you, but if you accept that bargain, you're the exception.

      This fear didn't come from the media nor the government. It came from inside each and every one.

      Today's generation can't live with the idea of having a 0.001% chance of dying in a terrorist attack or having a relative falling to that statistic. The vision of TWC crumbling to dust with 5000 people inside is too terrifying.

      Before pointing the finger to the government, people should first review their concepts. Get things into perspective.

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    131. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your assessment that no greater threat exists now than in the past. The threat that presently exists is a public willingness to roll over and do nothing.

      Yes - because that has never, ever happened before. This is a completely new facet of human behavior unique to recent history.

    132. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by shermo · · Score: 1

      WTF is wrong with that kid's parents? Yeah, I'm just going to stand by filming my kid being molested instead of doing something to stop it.

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    133. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the scenario you're making, while making sense to most people, is based on a judicial system not mired in corporate ideology (big, big bucks in no-bid contracts for all these scanners) and political bias. Our courts can no longer be depended upon for righting our many wrongs. Take the recent Lower Merion case where the Feds walked away from a school administration spying and photographing families in their own homes, including under-aged boys and girls. There are also any number of instances where kids in schools get stripped-searched, with parents having to use their own funds to bring civil lawsuits to court because state and local law institutions won't act on these matters.

    134. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Schadrach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You make it sound like putting very good locks on the cockpit doors would have prevented the 9/11 attacks, but not funneled as much money to friends of politicians nor been as visible in a "see, we're making it better" sort of way. Maybe include an armed undercover LEO on every plane as an additional security measure -- undercover so that an attacker knows someone on the plane is armed, but has no way of knowing whom.

      Seriously, there are two things that allowed the 9/11 attacks to occur, and much like the "be handed the ball and stroll through the defensive line" football play (seriously, just search youtube for football play, it's probably still the first result) it will never work again. Those two things are:

      1. Access to the cockpit by the attackers. A securely locked cockpit resolves this issue entirely. Even better if it can only be locked or unlocked from the inside.

      2. Apathy by the passengers -- before this, being hijacked basically meant an unfortunate detour for you. Now that it's clear it can mean potential death, the passengers who wildly outnumber the terrorists can almost certainly stop him. Even if he's armed -- after all, resist and maybe die is a better bet than don't and certainly die.

    135. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You should realize that YOU Godwined the discussion. YOU are the one that put forth the "I was only following orders" defense. We have already established that "I was following orders" is not a defense for having committed crimes. It was established during trials for Nazi war crimes. Yes, it is true that killing someone is worse than raping them (usually), but that does not make the US governments actions any less of a crime.

      Calling out 'Godwins Law' was supposed to point out how ridiculous it is for someone to be accused of being like a Nazi for things like enjoying Star Trek Voyager, or thinking that Big Endian processors are better than Little Endian processors. It was not in any way intended to be an argument used to defend the literal raping of the population.

    136. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      These "enhanced" pat downs are offensive and illegal and until someone is willing to stand up and take the damn thing to court

      I'm Scottish. I have a kilt. I have a passport.

      Come on, keep sliding that hand up until you meet "resistance". I dare you.

    137. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      The problem is at both ends. If no one would have followed the nazi's orders to put jews into ovens, then jews wouldn't get put into ovens. If the nazis at the top of the pyramid weren't giving those orders, it also wouldn't happen.

      Which side of the pyramid you try to change depends on philosophy:
      Do you believe it will be easier to prevent evil from seeking and reaching the top of the pyramid, or to convince common people not to follow evil orders?

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    138. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      If people stop following illegal orders there wouldn't be a problem.

      The person giving the order, the person following the orders and those that know about it and do nothing are all guilty of the crime.

      You do something illegal, saying someone told me to do it is not a defense. Your parents should have taught you that.

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    139. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At which point of course, it doesn't really matter whether you have personal arms or not. If the Gov wants to kill you, it will turn tanks and fighter on you. If they're not willing to fire on you then neither side benefits from being armed.

    140. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by gambino21 · · Score: 1

      What I would personally like to see is someone with a young child, preferably female that instructs their child to start screaming if anyone touches their genitals.

      It already happened. The mom didn't have to instruct the 3 year old girl to start screaming, she did that all by herself.

    141. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>I see a screaming child. I don't see a Parent that is standing up for their child and bring a civil suit or insisting that the TSA officer be arrested for sexual molestation of a child.

      No? The father is a news reporter, and brought the story of the TSA molesting his 3 year old to national attention.

      I think that's about as much as a I-don't-want-to-be-arrested citizen can do to stand up for their kids these days.

    142. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      Where did you get that idea? Google had people screaming like crazy over that. Likewise, if you read the downmodded comments here, you'll find plenty leaping to the TSAs defense.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    143. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Just like the other 90% of us. Sad but true. What will it take for more citizens to actually do something? Take away our TV? Our Internet? Our books? What?

      Janet Napolitano said "Well, you have other options than flying" - applying the same logic to the internet (especially now that they can shut you down for violating the ADA, as all websites do), "Well, you can always read a newspaper". The internet is a right, not a privilege, blah blah blah.

      I'm actually very happy this story is making the rounds - you know that if a pro-government organization like CNN is calling the TSA out of line, that maybe somebody will finally change something.

    144. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by shentino · · Score: 1

      "It's a two party system, you have to vote for one of us!"

      - Kodos & Kang.

      Seriously, the same greedy corporate interests have puppet strings leading to both sides.

    145. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      Actually, car travel for people and truck travel for parcels is the bulk of all interstate travel. It's close to 90%. Air is a tiny fraction afforded by the wealthy to shorten trips.

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    146. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Doctors are highly trained professionals who go through years of schooling and are required by law and by their own ethics boards to maintain professional standards and patient privacy. TSA agents are people who graduated high school and put on a bright blue shirt and nice pants. One is worth trusting enough to give an exception to.

    147. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes, TV, and Internet. Books? Nah, most people don't read that much and it would be a lot of work to get all those books that people already have.
      TV and internet are what keep us docile through both indoctrination and distraction.

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    148. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Did you read anything beyond the first line?

      I didn't claim that defense at all. In fact I was pretty explicit that I felt the groping a child to be an unlawful in impermissible action. Seriously, read it.

      The point I was making is that, regardless of whom is ultimately responsible, that TSA agent doing the groping has been trained and convinced that the groping is necessary. That person will commence the groping when instructed to do so. We should be trying to prevent that from ever happening. Not trying to effect change by sending a child through security screening to elicit sexual assault on a minor.

    149. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And less stravation and mass executions.

    150. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      I think most liberals would agree that Obama has been a disappointment in terms of turning this stuff around. However, that said, I think you'd have to agree that every other major candidate would have been likely to have been worse on this dimension. Every other one of them (including the dem candidates like Hillary who lost to Obama) would have wanted to push things even further in this direction. McCain seems likely to have been the WORST in this regard, given his ability to flip flop on torture after having experienced it himself!

      Very depressing.

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    151. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Things were a hell of a lot less invasive under GWB, screeching about the Patriot Act and all. No government agent was taking nude photos of me or putting their hands down my pants.

      The beautiful thing about Poe's law is Hat's corollary. It doesn't matter if asshats who write stupid shit like this are morons or trolls. They're still asshats either way.

      These backscatter machines have been in the works for a long time, and only a moron would imagine they were introduced by Obama. And don't pretend like the TSA wasn't interested in your underwear before this year. After flights 1303 and 1047, the TSA started making select people do duckwalks to see if anything fell out of their anus.

      (It's off topic, but I'm not willing to wait to post again: Honestly, after flight 1303, flight 1047, and the Muhammad bin Nayef assassination plot, I'm just happy the TSA hasn't been issued "freedom speculums".)

    152. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h00manist · · Score: 1

      "...what are you going to do about it" I will do nothing :(

      Gather 100 willing, buy any cheap tickets on the same day. Have talk with civil rights lawyer beforehand. When scanning body, drop pants and just stand there. All 100 get arrested. Local authorities and media frenzy. Upon release, tell media it was a form of naked democratic protest - you wanted people to know what agents see.

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    153. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard a terrorist can make bomb fluid and hide it in his genitals. Can we get some hot TSA people to make sure my Fluid is NOT a bomb? It will take some patting down to get this right.

    154. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "You obviously didn't fly after 9/11. In fact, the full body scanning program began under the Bush Administration."

      I flew out of two international airports earlier this year. No body scanners then, but I've read that they have since been installed, and what administration are we under?

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    155. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      This isn't about "assassinations".

      This is about blowing planes out of the sky, and the availability of the means and knowledge to do so.

      And it's about people who, as a sub-culture within a very large culture that camouflages them, not only don't mind dying, but in fact consider it a fundamental step in the accomplishment of their loftiest goals.

      100-200 years ago, was it reasonable to assume that one person could kill hundreds of people in a gruesome manner and set an entire world into a panic about one of their primary modes of transport, by setting his shoes or his underwear on fire?

      Go read your history books again.

    156. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by operagost · · Score: 1

      Who let Janeane Garofalo in here?

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    157. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The point is we want them to lose power without destroying our economy or the state. We do that by voting against them, not buying their bullshit.

    158. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Well at least the employees of Catholic Church will have a fall-back career.

    159. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Print posters with a naked-body-scan-image. Write on top "You on vacation - at the airport". Or "Welcome to USA - #1 in Virtual Strip Search Porn!" - "Airport Strip Search Porn - No-Pay Sex Job Opportunities! " Make hundreds of copies. Wheat Paste.

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    160. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by AJWM · · Score: 1

      the advance notification requirement and having that information in a government database is well on the way down the slippery slope to "show us your papers".

      Well down the slippery slope? It's there, mate. You have to show them your papers before you go through the rest of the security check.

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      -- Alastair
    161. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by RobNich · · Score: 1

      That dude['s] life will be absolutely and utterly destroyed for following what he believe[d] to be legal and lawful instructions.

      Ignorance of the law or the Constitution is not a valid defense. Sorry, he chose sides, and he's wrong. He needs to suffer the consequences.

      The fact is, there are plenty of people who will step into those leadership roles to replace the current crop. If the "drones" see that they will be held accountable for following unjust or illegal orders, they'll start paying more attention to the Constitution rather than blindly following their superior's orders. Otherwise, it will continue, regardless of how Janet Napolitano is vilified.

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    162. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      Cue the "I got nothing to hide", "why don't you want to stop terrorists", and "this is all for your own good" posts.

      This is /.
      Not Fox.







      Apple sucks.

    163. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      by setting his shoes or his underwear on fire?

      Of course nobody has actually managed to kill hundreds of people in a gruesome manner by doing this but don't let reality get in the way of your rush to surrender your dignity.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    164. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ozbird · · Score: 1

      The truth is that the security theater has been embraced by both parties.

      Of course it is - that's politics. If the Democrats did The Right Thing(TM) and scaled back the security theater, they'd get reamed at the next election for being "soft" on terrorism. The problem is not the government, it's the voters (and lobbyists) who won't allow The Right Thing(TM) to happen.

    165. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mangu · · Score: 1

      Do you believe it will be easier to prevent evil from seeking and reaching the top of the pyramid, or to convince common people not to follow evil orders?

      If common people is convinced they cannot follow evil orders then no one on the top of the pyramid can order anyone to do harm.

      If you prevent an evil leader to reach the top of the pyramid there will be others trying.

      I think it would be better (more effective) to work on the common people.

    166. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by AJWM · · Score: 1

      It's not that the ability to do great harm has grown. It hasn't, by much.

      Rather, the frequency at which great harm happens randomly has shrunk greatly. Plagues, building collapses, citywide fires, catastrophic floods and earthquakes, unpredicted hurricanes, routine death from childhood disease -- these are all in the past, or in some third world country that nobody could point to on a map.

      Shit happens, and a plane could blow up every day and it would probably still be statistically safer to travel by air than to drive. But people don't grasp statistics, and the media doesn't report on the commonplace (like auto deaths). In 2001, for example, for every person that died in the towers on 9/11, 14 people died in traffic accidents. It's been roughly the same every year since (although dropping in the last couple of years, probably less travel due to the recession). The fatalities from just blowing up a plane (vs ramming it into an occupied skyscraper) would be even lower in comparison.

      The TSA is a farce. Let the airlines do their own screening to the extent they feel necessary (cost-effective).

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      -- Alastair
    167. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...what are you going to do about it"

      I will do nothing :(

      If by 'nothing' you mean you are going to avoid flying if at all possible, then that is something. If enough people do that, the airlines can't help but notice when their ridership and profits take a nosedive.

    168. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Oh, now, technically that one claim is true -- you can pack more killing power into a smaller total package than at points in the past. I mean, come on, if you compare to pre-gunpowder it's not even close, let alone once we developed some meaningful explosives.

    169. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I was scanned in Columbus, OH and my boss who was traveling with me was not. I had to stand with my hands above my head with my thumb and forefingers in a diamond shape. I felt like putting them on my forehead in an "L." The scanners are freaking huge but I didn't realize it was a body scanner until I had to stand in it so I can see how someone might have missed it. They can look like part of the building or some sort of locker if you don't pay attention.

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    170. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I was always curious about that. Why not have the pilots board through another door with a security barrier between the cabin and the passengers. They can squeeze another toilet in there and they can make a small secure food tray as well (maybe even have the pilots bring along their own food.)

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    171. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      Problem is - you're trained from day 1 to entrust your power to them.

      That's literally what government is for. The fewer hands power is in, the fewer can abuse it. That part of the equation is on solid ground.

      Now if only we could actually get rid of people when they DO abuse it... and prevent it from happening again in the future.

    172. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      I think there should -1 Godwin moderation. Anyone care to back me up on this?

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    173. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I'm saying we should prevent the groping from happening in the first place.

      That would've been great, but they're already happening now, so we've gotta stop them.

    174. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people have been... they are usually called crazies and nutcases on the local news.

      Oklahoma, Wakko, etc.

      The problem is organizing enough of an uprising to not be a minor inconvenience to local law/swat/national guard.

    175. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vision of TWC crumbling to dust with 5000 people inside is too terrifying.

      Sorry, can't resist: if Time Warner Cable were to crumble to dust, I don't think too many people would be terrified.

    176. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Toze · · Score: 1

      Right, TSA agents are innocent of groping children because they're "just following orders." Where have I heard that one before? Godwin's law doesn't apply nearly so much when you're talking about state abuses of power. "Hitler was a vegetarian too" is a Godwin. "The Nazi moral defense, that they were just following orders, is unconvincing for the same reasons now as then" is not.

      I agree that stringing up the first TSA grunt that gropes someone is ridiculous. But only because Americans didn't string up the people writing these policies in the first place. "I'll lose my job otherwise" is an adequate defense for something like wearing a tight shirt, not sleeping with the boss or groping children. Someone who decides it's okay is participating in an abusive system. String 'em up legally, and if that doesn't work, get rope.

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    177. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Well, there are more weapons and the ability to conceal them has grown. I refer of course to the oppressive laws and the huge increase in secrecy that government has bought with our money.

      --
      They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
    178. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Surt · · Score: 1

      Precisely my point, though I do feel it can be somewhat reasonably argued the other way as well (e.g., the number of people you must stop is much smaller near the top of the pyramid).

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    179. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by fahlesr1 · · Score: 1

      This is absolutely insane. As things stand now, I could not in good conscious ask my girlfriend (haha, i know, a slashdotter with a girlfriend) to fly out to visit me. I'll be flying to her for the time being.

      For you US slashdotters, the Senate Committee on Transportation is having a TSA oversight meeting TOMORROW. Here is a link with the contact information for the Senators on that committee.

      Call and voice your opinion!

    180. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll do it. got the lawyers and video equipment handy?

    181. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      In the case of the shoes the bomber was unable to get it lit because the protocol he followed failed to instruct him not to walk around in the rain in those shoes for a day before flying. That doesn't render future attempts moot.

      In the case of the underwear, the perpetrator failed to properly mix the explosive components and instead of the enormous explosion that his choice of explosive should have produced he got only tiny explosions and a fire. That doesn't render future attempts moot.

      So don't let reality get in the way of your apology.

    182. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      1. Access to the cockpit by the attackers.

      This article sheds some light on the difficulties of securing a cockpit door

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    183. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I thought that too -- always knew that I would disagree with BHO on most domestic issues but I had anticipated that he would restore some respect for civil liberties into the Federal Government. Instead we've learned that the Democrats are just as happy as the GOP to embrace security theater.

      And were the President to actually take action and dismantle some of the security theater apparatus, you would howl that he was betraying the United States.

      Well. I wouldn't. I don't know about the rest of them.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    184. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mangu · · Score: 1

      the number of people you must stop is much smaller near the top of the pyramid

      Yes, but once you get the right propaganda you can convince most of the people with that.

      Near the top you must deal with the outliers, people like frustrated art students who once were corporals in an army that lost a war or some former Christian Orthodox divinity student turned bank robber.

      There's no fixed rule on how to deal with those.

    185. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Dthief · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or get 100 people to buy tickets on one flight (at airport with body scanners for everyone) and have them all refuse, get refunded and watch the airlines make a fuss.

      Big corporations are the only ones these days with the muscle to push around big sis/bro

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    186. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Are you joking?

      Having to sit through Jersey Shore with the girlfriend - if that's not sharing of misery, I don't know what is.

    187. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 0

      I'm not 100% convinced.

      A securely locked cockpit resolves this issue entirely. Even better if it can only be locked or unlocked from the inside.

      I'm reminded of my local bank and the solid blocks of plexiglas that are between me and the teller. If I had a gun, grabbed a random woman in line, dragged her over to the teller window and said, "Give me what I want or I'll blow her brains all over your pretty plexiglas!" I'm pretty sure the teller would give me what I want. They wouldn't sit there and say, "Nah, go ahead. I'm safe."

      I start torturing passengers and the door will open.

      But even if it doesn't, what this means is that I kill everyone on the airplane and underneath with a bomb.

      Now that it's clear it can mean potential death, the passengers who wildly outnumber the terrorists can almost certainly stop him. Even if he's armed -- after all, resist and maybe die is a better bet than don't and certainly die.

      Agreed. You go first.

      Keep in mind a couple of things about an airplane. On most domestic flights, you have one aisle. I station myself at the head of the aisle. Remove all people from the first four rows. Grab a few carry-on bags and throw them in the aisle to hinder people who try to run up the aisle. Anyone stands up, they get shot. Turn the cabin audio up as loud as it will go so that passengers have a harder time communicating with each other. Any passengers seen communicating get shot.

      What you would need to do is convince the people in the first couple of rows to stand up and get shot so that someone behind them could successful jump me. The odds that you're going to find six people who happen to be in the first rows who are willing to die so that others may live is pretty low. At the very least, rearrange it so that mothers and their children are in the first few rows. They're probably not going to stand up and take a bullet.

    188. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by executioner · · Score: 1

      These fuckers need to be carried out naked* and stripped of their power.

      they no longer need to be carried out naked just have them walk out though a back scatter x-ray machine with the image shown above the entrance on a 62" HD that will be naked enough.

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    189. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Use their own weapons against them.

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    190. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by volpe · · Score: 1

      And for the record, no Federal law can override state criminal statutes.

      Except when the federal law claims that it does.

    191. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happily, we're a democracy and we have a chance to at least stage protests and vote these people out if they keep thinking that their job is more important than our rights. No need for violence.

    192. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Real warfare is far more complicated than "da biggest gun winz!"

    193. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Spend more than five seconds looking and maybe you'll see more. That video only exists because dad recorded it. And because dad works for the local news station, changes are being made to accommodate his wishes.

      Maybe he isn't bringing a suit, but he's doing a hell of a lot more than implicitly supporting anything. And due to his position, he's accomplished more than most would ever be able to.

    194. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      (see Ruby Ridge)

      To be fair, Ruby Ridge did produce some results:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge#Aftermath

      Timothy McVeigh cited the Ruby Ridge and Waco incidents as motivation for the Oklahoma City bombing of April 19, 1995.

      It inspired one person to strike back at the government (however unjust his actions may have been). However, for every Timothy Mcveigh, there were surely hundreds more level-headed activists - especially the families of those who died - who were motivated by what happened at Ruby Ridge and will have a different outlook on the government for the rest of their lives.

      The surviving members of the Weaver family filed a wrongful death suit. To avoid trial and a possibly higher settlement, the federal government awarded Randy Weaver a $100,000 settlement and his three daughters $1 million each in August 1995. In the out-of-court settlement the government did not admit to any wrong-doing in the deaths of Sammy and Vicki Weaver.

      The attorney for Kevin Harris pressed Harris' civil suit for damages, although federal officials vowed they would never pay someone who had killed a U.S. Marshal. In September 2000 after persistent appeals, Harris was awarded a $380,000 settlement from the government.

      The government had to pay financial compensation to the families of the dead. Not only is this a matter of public record, but they were financially compensated for what happened. Not the best outcome, but certainly not the worst (i.e. nothing).

      FBI HRT sniper Lon Horiuchi was indicted for manslaughter in 1997 by the Boundary County, Idaho prosecutor just prior to expiration of the statute of limitations for the crime of manslaughter, but the trial was removed to federal court and was quickly dismissed on grounds of sovereign immunity.[59] Kevin Harris was also indicted for the first-degree murder of DUSM Bill Degan; the charge was dismissed on grounds of double jeopardy because he had been acquitted in the federal criminal trial on the same charge in 1993.

      Lastly, federal agents were indicted for manslaughter and first-degree murder, respectively. Yes, they were acquitted, but this is something that is going to follow them for the remainder of their careers. They were not allowed to simply continue on without being investigated in their actions.

      So yes, sir, I would disagree with you wholeheartedly that the Second Amendment doesn't work.

      Now if we're talking something big, something like the government is severely cracking down on a large enough segment of the population, it is sure as shit gonna be a hell of a lot harder to oppress people when a large portion of them are armed - some of them rather heavily, I might add. Add to that the fact that American solders, federal agents, and peace officers are heavily indoctrinated in the whole "fighting for our freedom and peace" thing. There is a line that our men in uniform would not as easily cross as a bunch of South American soldiers secretly on a drug lord's payroll.

      It's not inconceivable that the government would be able to put down a significant resistance movement in this country, but the United States is probably one of the hardest places in the world to try it if they had to.

    195. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Hard headed is another you can add, and possibly hypocrite.

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    196. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      I don't see a lot of people saying that all of Google's "accidental" deeds are good. What I do see is that a lot of people don't think Google accidentally saving a copy of an email that you placed on *their* servers is a huge threat.

      And Google is not the government. So even if you do find a lot of Google defenders, you've got a nice false equivalence going on there. I think a lot of people who aren't too bothered by Google keeping track of stuff they voluntarily do on Google's servers might *still* have a problem with the law backing up the TSA taking naked pictures of them whenever they want to fly.

      --Jeremy

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    197. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      nope, have to do all levels of the pyramid. It presently takes a certain kind of *whackjob* to be an order following TSA agent. Those kind of people are extremely dangerous

    198. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the parent meant to say something meaningful instead of just the standard non-sequiters we hear from the teabaggers.

    199. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Locking the cockpit door stops a knife from taking down an airplane.

      To stop explosives your only choice is to keep them off the plane.

      And I listed several factors that contribute to the current security climate, a few posts up this thread. Read those.

      The main social thing that changed is that the continental U.S. became a target in a war that factions of the Muslim world are fighting against factions of the non-Muslim world. That happened in 1993 with the WTC bombing. But that didn't engender changes in flight safety, because people thought as you folks did, that the threat in that venue was no different from before. And all that did was leave the door wide open for what happened in 2001.

    200. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they go through the scanner or don't fly. No touching of genitals involved.

    201. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by mirix · · Score: 1

      "Freedom specula", like datum -> data. ;-)
      I'd imagine they would be painted with the American flag no less. It's your patriotic duty to get checked out.

      The machines have definitely been in the works for some time. My airport in Canada just got one. I'm so terribly excited to try it out.

      It's a damn shame I can't drive to Europe.

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    202. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So what? The fact remains that driving to the airport is the most dangerous part of flying, even with the pre 9/11 security protocols. Are so worried about low probability events that you are willing to give up your dignity and rights?

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    203. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Now that it's clear it can mean potential death, the passengers who wildly outnumber the terrorists can almost certainly stop him.

      I would like to believe this, but then there's all those people who, when faced with a public crisis, just stand around taping the whole thing on their cell phones, content in not doing anything at all, whether personal risk is an issue or not.

      It's really quite shocking how common apathy is, even when a person's own life may be in jeopardy. Not like that stops them from voting for politicians who pledge increased safety.

    204. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ZosX · · Score: 1

      for example, the requirement to notify the government 72 hours in advance when you travel domestically

      Keep in mind though that his only applies to airlines. There is no government intrusion for people packing up their own private vehicle and driving across the country (almost none anyway).

      That's fine and good until you drive within 100 miles of any national border and border agents detain you while they search your car with drug sniffing dogs. The supreme court has already ruled that this infringes upon our rights, but nobody is stopping them from continuing their oppressive checkpoints. Checkpoints. In the United States. Not near any actual border. Think about that. I fear we'll just continue the slide down the slippery slope until we have no personal rights or freedoms left.

    205. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I would disagree with you wholeheartedly that the Second Amendment doesn't work.

      Excuse me, but I didn't say it doesn't work. I'm one of the staunchest 2nd amendment advocate you'll find on /.

      All I said was that it doesn't work on an individual level. Mr. Weaver would have done much better if he had surrendered at the outset and taken his chances with the jury. It wouldn't have brought his son back but his wife would still be alive.

      Regarding Mr. McVeigh, the mistake that he made was reaching for the bomb before reaching for the megaphone. The Founding Fathers didn't pick up the musket at the outset. They tried the quill first. The proper order is soap box, ballot box, jury box and then ammo box. Mr. McVeigh skipped items 1, 2 and 3 and went straight for #4. You don't get to do that. It's both ineffective and immoral. Ineffective in that you need popular support to win a rebellion. Immoral in that you don't get to kill people without first exhausting all other options.

      It's not inconceivable that the government would be able to put down a significant resistance movement in this country

      It already has. A little conflict that occurred between 1861 and 1865.

      but the United States is probably one of the hardest places in the world to try it if they had to.

      This I agree with. You'd have a hard time getting a majority of the military to go along with an oppressive government in this country. No doubt there would be officers and men that would go along with it but I would certainly hope that they'd be in the minority.

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    206. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ZosX · · Score: 1

      The real question is what *can* we do about it? Every single one of our election choices is tainted by the massively corrupt lobbying machine. If we were to fight lobbying at the grassroots, efforts would be futile. You can't even get into a debate without massive corporate backing. The only thing I could think of would be to outlaw corporate campaign donations entirely, but that would still leave a lot of room for people with big pockets to maneuver in.

    207. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by russotto · · Score: 1

      Lastly, federal agents were indicted for manslaughter and first-degree murder, respectively. Yes, they were acquitted, but this is something that is going to follow them for the remainder of their careers.

      Yeah, they probably get high-fives every time they visit a new office.

    208. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>more rigorously screen $(shoes | underwear | fetuses).

      Moar liek a mortal FOETUS! The feind! What does it have to hide?

    209. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by russotto · · Score: 1

      You should realize that YOU Godwined the discussion. YOU are the one that put forth the "I was only following orders" defense.

      The problem is the Feds are pretty damned close to Godwinning themselves. And maybe we have Godwin to blame; if he hadn't effectively ridiculed making hyperbolic comparisons to the Nazis, perhaps the Feds wouldn't have felt so free to reduce the hyperbole of those comparisons.

      Yeah, they're not quite shipping us to the ovens. They are demanding papers (the phrase "papers please" being the hallmark of a totalitarian state, before DUI checkpoints and 9/11), virtually strip-searching us, literally groping us, etc. When do comparisons to the nutty Austrian and his gang become apt... do we have to wait until they're killing us wholesale.

    210. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of my local bank and the solid blocks of plexiglas that are between me and the teller. If I had a gun, grabbed a random woman in line, dragged her over to the teller window and said, "Give me what I want or I'll blow her brains all over your pretty plexiglas!" I'm pretty sure the teller would give me what I want. They wouldn't sit there and say, "Nah, go ahead. I'm safe."

      That would have worked 10 years ago, but it won't now. Pilots and passengers "know" that if somebody takes control of the plane, they will all die. Honestly, because of that realization the locked doors themselves are probably a good deal of overkill, (but hey, it's cheap overkill that doesn't infringe anybody's civil liberties so no biggie)

      We even saw this in action 9 years ago on the last plane. When the passengers realized that they were all going to die if they didn't do something, they fought back. Since then we've seen it again with every single incident on a plane that has occurred. People have the tendency to (usually very very stupidly) "play the hero" already (see: bank robberies going wrong), give them a little incentive and you'll never have the issue of "who first?".

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    211. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "but I don't think we can ever rightfully expect to completely eliminate security screening."

      As long as no one does anything about it, this is true. Until then, terrorism works!

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    212. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I like this plan. I'm in, if the departure point is somewhere in the southeast USA.

    213. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by cvtan · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Driving to Hawaii from NY could be a problem. Although I did have a Hawaiian Air agent tell me I should take a bus from the Big Island to Maui to catch a flight. See, there's this thing called the Pacific Ocean...

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    214. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that airlines often do not give refund for tickets... ever. They still get their cash if you fly or attempt to fly at all. Best to take a train or drive.

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    215. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

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    216. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Might have something to do with the fact that you're missing out on half of the elections.

    217. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by DaleSwanson · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if I'd call random suspicionless check points within the US "almost none". But I guess it only really applies if you are part of the rare 2/3rds that live with 100 miles of a border. Admittedly, not many people have actually experienced these check points yet. However, the key to government usurping illegal powers is getting a foot in the door first.

    218. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Maybe include an armed undercover LEO on every plane as an additional security measure -- undercover so that an attacker knows someone on the plane is armed, but has no way of knowing whom.

      I have to say that is an incredibly insane idea that is more something that will help terrorism instead of harm it. With that a criminal simply would have to find a way to game the system to make people think that they are the undercover guy with a gun. Also the entire point of armed people preventing crime is that potential criminals see the gun and know it is there to put holes in them. You've fallen into the trap of taking the silly justification for concealed carry that gun fanatics mutter to each other and thinking going to work. This must be one of those crossover points where people who think they should be allowed a gun just in case they want to overthrow a government try to twist the mindset into security on aircraft and preventing people that want to overthrow a government.
      I also suggest reading a bit less Tom Clancy before posting.

    219. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by dbIII · · Score: 1

      To be blunt it's only going to work if the military really do not like what the government is doing. The rest is based on the myth of a few civilians freezing in the woods with outdated muskets winning a country. Washington was not a former accountant with a target pistol.

    220. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That's literally what government is for. The fewer hands power is in, the fewer can abuse it. That part of the equation is on solid ground.

      So, you're saying that a dictatorship is the form of government least likely to abuse power, because it concentrates it all on a single person?

      Government exists to allow cooperation of a group of people large enough that everyone doesn't know everyone else. That's all.

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    221. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the standard non-sequiters we hear from the teabaggurs."

      FTFY

    222. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That's utter bullshit.

      I shouldn't have to surrender my right to freely travel by being groped, xrayed to death or permanently put on a list for standing up for myself. In FUCKING AMERICA!

      In 2000, I could walk onto a plane in 5 minutes after performing curb-side checkin. And even then the 3 important questions (did you pack your bag, la de da) were stupid security theater.

    223. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do a Paris Hilton and wear a kilt with no underpants with a couple of dozen fraternity guys.

    224. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      The only good point made in that article was bulkhead deformation in a crash.

      Overpressure was a stupid point that he spent half the article on. And one that would be easy to remedy with small fist-sized baffles through the entire bulkhead, and not just the door. I could solve that problem with $50 worth of materials at Home Depot.

    225. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Which, honestly, is also how it *should* work. There's always someone who doesn't like what you're doing, regardless of what you do.

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    226. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Stupid pedant.

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    227. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      So basically the issue is that it's impossible for an undercover (or at least plainclothes) LEO to correctly be identified as such to the airline, right?

      If the airline has such trouble identifying personnel, why don't your attackers simply impersonate flight attendants or even the pilot?

    228. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Go a step further then -- isolate communications from cockpit to cabin as one way only. If that means giving the pilot his own personal flight attendant/supplies, so be it.

      If the attacker cannot communicate with the pilot, then there's no threat he can make to coerce the pilot. That leaves blowing up the plane and the pieces landing where they may as the most likely form of attack, since you can't really target it without some kind of control over the device.

      Would 9/11 have had the same kind of impact if it had been "planes explode in the air, pieces landed wherever they happened to, WTC unharmed, vastly smaller number dead"? Hell, if it were just passengers+crew+a handful of unfortunates on the ground, then OK bombing would still be the worst terrorist act brought against us. Where are the checkpoints at every on ramp and exit requiring full searches of all drivers, passengers, and loads after that one?

      There's also the potential attack of impersonating the pilot or potentially his new personal flight attendant, but that's two personnel you have to be absolutely sure are clean no matter what other security measures you may have. You simply can't win if the attacker is the pilot.

    229. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure you realize they would have pulled the funds from another source. This is something those in power WANT. That means, you go without until they get it.

    230. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mean it's not true.

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    231. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And less stravation and mass executions.

      Not less. They are outsourced and/or subcontracted.

    232. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Environmental damage from toxins and radiation being pushed upon the masses hits close to home with your connection. Instead of taking advantage of that power to seed fertility, they are killing our fertility. The genetic code that we have been carrying for so long is soon to be corrupted for their intent.

    233. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not government who's groping. Individual TSA empolyees are.

      If you want to make a difference, go talk to one of those individuals when he's not hiding behind uniform and ask him to quit his job at TSA. They all live somewhere and sleep their nights somewhere. Find where.

      No one is a faceless drone, everyone has their reasons to do what they do.

      Try to reason him out from helping gov letting terrists win.

    234. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that a dictatorship is the form of government least likely to abuse power, because it concentrates it all on a single person?

      A dictatorship is the only form of government where one single person can prevent the abuse of power in an entire nation for his entire life. That doesn't say anything about how likely it is that that will happen. I refer you to my previous statement:

      Now if only we could actually get rid of people when they DO abuse it... and prevent it from happening again in the future.

      There's no reason this problem won't exist for other forms of government, too.

      Government exists to allow cooperation of a group of people large enough that everyone doesn't know everyone else. That's all.

      Very little of what government does is about cooperation--only the legislative, really. The executive and judicial branches are effectively handed mandates as to what sort of world they must be enforcing, and even if they can alter the course by 5-10%, they can't steer the ship (unless it's malfunctioning and people like the TSA, or the military with Guantanamo, are overstepping their bounds).

      No... at least not in any current form I'm aware of, the government isn't about cooperation; it's about consistency more than anything, consistency that's often at the cost of flexibility.

    235. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just say NO WE DON'T allow !
      Just don't book tickets with such conditions

    236. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Thank you! That helps.

    237. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      No problem. You're welcome. ^_^

    238. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Blowing up planes isn't just about killing you because you're on it.

      It's also about accomplishing a spectacular terrorist act.

      Preventing those is a good idea.

      The relative safety of air travel, or of any other form of travel, is not relevant.

    239. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Get refunded!?!? Where do you live? Airlines don't refund tickets, period.

    240. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I read the article. It is very clear that the pilot is not an mechanical engineer.

      A door built of .050 6061-T6 aluminum, constructed with recessed hinges and a flush mount doorknob, removable reinforcement ribs that were not attached to the door skin on the pilot's side, and installed flush to the door jamb with a pressure seal would overcome every objection he raised. From the pilot side, a simple shoulder push would make the door skin fold out like cardboard. The unattached ribs slide out of their slots in the door frame, and the pilot walks away. From the passenger side, there wouldn't be anything to hold onto to pull it, so it would be VERY difficult to pull the skin off the frame. Pushing it shoves the skin against the ribs, whose retaining slots do not go all the way through the door.

      A passenger cabin depressurization would suck the skin out as easily as the pilot could push it out.

      In non-emergency use, the door, locked from the pilot's side, works like any other door.

      The door would weigh about the same as the cardboard contraptions they use now. I could make one in my workshop in a day or so. For the airlines, this would be trivial.

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    241. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing the Republican leadership say that the Tea Party wanted to reduce spending. The emphasize that point ad nauseum. What they keep trying to ignore is that the Tea Party strongly emphasized reducing government. There is a close recount here in NC between Renee Elmers and Eldridge (sp?). The Republican National Committee was initially refusing to support her. She was a Tea Party supported candidate. It seemed clear to me that the Republican leadership's stance was clear. "We'll let the Tea Party candidates play, as long as we get enough R's to have a majority, but we don't want to many of them screwing up the games we're playing."

      I'm going to keep voting for Tea Party candidates as long as they keep talking about rolling back government. Not every bat-shit crazy idea they come up with will get passed, but there will be some backpressure against the current leaders that have never met a government program that they didn't like.

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    242. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      We must ridicule and marginalize those who aren't in denial about basic reality ... err I mean those paranoid naysayers at once.

      You mean like anyone who watches video of the collapse of building 7 and concludes that it wasn't an obvious controlled demolition?

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    243. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by aunticrist · · Score: 1

      Do you and the OP not know what the hell a Federal Air Marshal is or what their job function is? They are undercover agents that are armed and they fly planes all the damned time. My sister is one. We have those people on these planes already. Problem is we don't have enough to cover all domestic flights.

    244. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Persecuting a TSA dumbass for following an illegal order is probably the worst way of effecting change.

      I disagree. If your employer ordered you to murder someone, you'd be charged with the crime also. We absolutely need to throw the grunts under a bus. This might wake up the rest of them and make them quit.

      Do you understand that the problem is at the top of the pyramid? The problem is the people at the top and the policies they are crafting. Not the rank and file guys following these ridiculous policies.

      They were only following orders. Godwin indeed.

      By no means am I condoning the activity, but stringing up the first TSA grunt that gropes the wrong person is ridiculous. That dudes life will be absolutely and utterly destroyed for following what he believe to be legal and lawful instructions. I'm saying we should prevent the groping from happening in the first place.

      You're right that it should be stopped from the top. But the grunt should know better and quit.

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    245. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The purpose of OUR government is supposed to be to expose the power and allow it to be controlled by the people. Concentrating the power, as has been happening over the last generation, allows fewer and fewer people to control it.

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    246. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by causality · · Score: 1

      We must ridicule and marginalize those who aren't in denial about basic reality ... err I mean those paranoid naysayers at once.

      You mean like anyone who watches video of the collapse of building 7 and concludes that it wasn't an obvious controlled demolition?

      Well yeah. If they concluded otherwise they would be unpatriotic and un-American, comrade!

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    247. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Dthief · · Score: 1
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329923/John-Tyner-ejected-San-Diego-airport-refusing-invasive-security-check.html

      the guy who got "thrown" out of San Diego Airport got refunded even though his ticket was non-refundable since he was disallowed from getting through security.

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    248. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Dthief · · Score: 1
      See my other response.....also if those 100 people chose an airline which sells refundable tickets, and bought such tickets then it would not be an issue.

      Often refundable are more expensive, but if you know you will be getting the refund it just costs your time to go to the airport

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    249. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Go a step further then -- isolate communications from cockpit to cabin as one way only.

      "Sorry, passenger having heart palpitations. You'll just have to hope you make it another 4 hours to Los Angeles. See, we can't communicate with the guys in the front of the airplane and ask them for an emergency landing. It's for your own safety, you understand. Good luck."

      Or, "Gee, we smell smoke back here. Maybe we should tell the guys flying the airplane. Oops! Can't do that. Well, it's hopefully nothing..."

      In today's litigious society? The airline would get sued to within an inch of bankruptcy.

    250. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the idiot above means somebody so secret that not even the flight attendants know who they are - true idiocy since a criminal merely has to pretend to be the secret armed person.

    251. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I'm going to keep voting for Tea Party candidates

      Yeah, well, good luck with that.

  2. Sooner or later by bchickens · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all knew it would happen sooner or later. So, when does Bodyscanporn.com open up? :)

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    1. Re:Sooner or later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all knew it would happen sooner or later. So, when does Bodyscanporn.com open up? :)

      Right now :D Thanks for the idea!

    2. Re:Sooner or later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not until after the inevitable data breach. Relax and wait for the torrent!

    3. Re:Sooner or later by MachDelta · · Score: 3, Funny

      RateMyBodyScan.com

      IsMyScanHotOrNot.com

      etc.

      Better go register them quick!

    4. Re:Sooner or later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      tsa.xxx would be ideal!

    5. Re:Sooner or later by meerling · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be a .gov ?

    6. Re:Sooner or later by Combatso · · Score: 1

      I just want my own hand-held scanner...Something like a pair of binoculars with this scatter tech.

      How can any of us feel safe, when any one of the attractive women I see out and about could be a terrorist... I would like to scan them, just to be sure.. before I approach them... either that, or make it legal for me to give them enhanced pat-downs

    7. Re:Sooner or later by houghi · · Score: 1

      http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Thank_You_Tsa.htm

      You are welcome. And yes, this should be modded 'sad but true'.

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    8. Re:Sooner or later by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      You forget the mini-scandal of the 1990's, very conveniently happening around the time the Internet started opening up for the common man (and uncommon woman), in which Sony produced a line of video cameras with night vision which rendered certain types of material transparent under certain lighting conditions. Sony corrected the bug in later models, but the originals were going for good money apparently.

      There were some quite fun images of young ladies cavorting on the beach to be had at the time, and *not one* had a bomb secreted in any orifices.

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  3. WHERE ARE THE CHICKS MAN !!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna see some neked chicks man !! COME ON !! So do you !!

  4. Dream job for a peeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will only get worse from here...

  5. uhuh by jav1231 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And they'll get about as much of a punishment as Charles Rangel.

    Like maybe: "The officers involved have received reprimands that will go in their permanent record."

    1. Re:uhuh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well of course once the Republican and Tea Party are in charge, there'll be NONE of this. Too bad we have to wait until 2012 for that.

    2. Re:uhuh by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >And they'll get about as much of a punishment as Charles Rangel.

      Its not like all these restrictions started under the GOP/Bush government, right?

      Ah yes when the GOP/Tea Party types are in power in January we'll see no more of this, right? The scanners will be torn down as the uber-conservative Ayn Rand superman asserts himself using only the immense will of his superior ego! We will cower beneath this man who will make all transport safe with just his superior stare and the quick intellect! Who would dare challenge this Adonis among men? For he is truly more god than man! Surely, terrorism will end that day!

      Naww, they'll just outlaw Islam and start camps. Maybe shoot a couple more abortion doctors for good measure.

    3. Re:uhuh by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not like all these restrictions started under the GOP/Bush government, right?

      Actually some of them started under Clinton. Before Clinton came into office you could actually get on an airplane without ID. Imagine that. His administration imposed the ID requirement after TWA Flight 800, even though that air disaster had absolutely nothing to do with terrorism.

      Come off your high horse and admit that the Democrats suck as much as the GOP does with regards to this issue.

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    4. Re:uhuh by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Rangel is screwed. He admitted fault by leaving the hearing and is likely to have charges brought against him in front of the soon to be republican house.

    5. Re:uhuh by PRMan · · Score: 1

      "TWA Flight 800, even though that air disaster had absolutely nothing to do with terrorism. "

      Isn't that the plane that Clinton is accused of shooting down because people with Whitehouse secrets were on their way to Paris to present? If so, I could see why he would want IDs checked to ensure the correct people are on the plane. I mean, you wouldn't want to shoot the WRONG plane out of the sky...

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    6. Re:uhuh by sconeu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After the OKC bombing, not TWA 800. There was never any suggestion that TWA was brought down by something on board (other than the fuel tanks). There was a conspiracy theory about a SAM.

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    7. Re:uhuh by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      He admitted fault by leaving the hearingTo what perverted sense of justice does this ring true?

      Failing to appear to defend yourself is an admission of guilt?

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    8. Re:uhuh by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Its not like all these restrictions started under the GOP/Bush government, right?

      Actually some of them started under Clinton. Before Clinton came into office you could actually get on an airplane without ID. Imagine that. His administration imposed the ID requirement after TWA Flight 800, even though that air disaster had absolutely nothing to do with terrorism.

      Come off your high horse and admit that the Democrats suck as much as the GOP does with regards to this issue.

      Didn't we get the magnetometers under Nixon?

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    9. Re:uhuh by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was never any suggestion that TWA was brought down by something on board (other than the fuel tanks)

      Yes there was. Terrorism was not ruled out until the NTSB was able to raise and examine the wreckage. Everybody thought it was terrorism when it first happened.

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    10. Re:uhuh by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I see nothing wrong with requiring an ID to board a flight. It seems like a reasonable thing to do.

      What makes you think that had anything to do with terrorism? One of the biggest reasons why you'd want to do that is so that you know who's really onboard the plane. It's not a preventative measure against terrorism it is however useful in notifying next of kin that the person was on the plane rather than skipping town. Or at least make it less likely that that sort of problem will come up.

    11. Re:uhuh by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I see nothing wrong with requiring an ID to board a flight.

      That's because you are a sheep. The question is how does requiring ID prevent terrorism. The answer is that it doesn't. The 9/11 hijackers all had valid IDs. The ID check did nothing to deter or even slow them down.

      it is however useful in notifying next of kin that the person was on the plane rather than skipping town

      It's not the Government's job to worry about my next of kin. That's my job.

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    12. Re:uhuh by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      No but it meant there was nobody there to defend him.

    13. Re:uhuh by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      But you wrote that he admitted guilt by not showing up.

      That's not quite the same thing.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  6. Opt for the frisking by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If someone is going to invade my privacy for pointless security theater, I might as well make it as uncomfortable and inconvenient for them as possible. In airports, I always opt for frisking instead backscatter. No pictures to save then, either.

    1. Re:Opt for the frisking by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      If you had watched the slideshow, you would have noticed that people were getting scanned long before they were within the scanner walls.

    2. Re:Opt for the frisking by coldfarnorth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ratchet things up a notch. Wear a kilt.

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    3. Re:Opt for the frisking by arivanov · · Score: 1

      That's one option.

      The other is described in Heinlein's PuppetMasters. His specific version is also a solution to the bomb problem as well.

      So why don't we abolish the indecent exposure offence for starters. Personally, I do not really care about anyone getting pictures of me in the buff. Nothing particularly interesting to see there.

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    4. Re:Opt for the frisking by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      And do a little thrust while they're down there.

      And drop a few lines like "Hey, aren't you gonna at least buy me dinner first?"

    5. Re:Opt for the frisking by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      better yet, grab some gentalmans literature on your way to the airport to get yourself prepped and see if you can fake a lisp. After they get done say "Thanks honey" in the loudest effeminate voice you can muster.

    6. Re:Opt for the frisking by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      And take laxatives.

    7. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the way I see it, you could do one of the following 1) tape lead lined letters to your body saying I Love you or similar message or 2) Act as if you are getting turned on by the patdown

    8. Re:Opt for the frisking by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      You know, the sad thing about comments like this, IMHO: it just betrays the bigotry directed at homosexuals...

    9. Re:Opt for the frisking by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If someone is going to invade my privacy for pointless security theater, I might as well make it as uncomfortable and inconvenient for them as possible. In airports, I always opt for frisking instead backscatter. No pictures to save then, either.

      How about opt out of flying altogether? If enough people did this the policy would change. Your idea is that we should submit to a physical sexual assault instead of a non-physical one -- that hardly seems like a game-changer to me. If anything the Government will eventually take away the ability to opt-out of the scanning technology, as our cousins across the pond have already done.

      I will not be forced to choose between being physically assaulted or virtually strip searched to exercise my right to travel.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    10. Re:Opt for the frisking by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Request a female TSA agent...be incredibly crude and go for all the buttons to make her cry. Gloves are off.

    11. Re:Opt for the frisking by somaTh · · Score: 1

      I suggest investing in a pair of thermal socks, especially if you're female. I would suggest brautwursts, but that's just too messy.

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      Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
    12. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Request a female TSA agent

      Somehow I doubt that’s going to work out for you.

      Then again... you might have better luck if you claim you’re a pre-op MTF transsexual lesbian. Forcing a lesbian to let someone fondle her genitals is probably a little more iffy (even if she does have balls).

    13. Re:Opt for the frisking by Achra · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I second this 100%. I used to work as a correctional officer in a prison, so being frisked is literally no big deal to me at all. I like to give the TSA agent (who always looks way more uncomfortable than I do) tips. "You didn't check the bottoms of my feet". "You didn't have me take my hair down"... "You didn't check my junk". The fact is that these frisk searches are STILL security theater, they are still unwilling to do a proper search. I say make these guys do their jobs. If they are wanting to search people, make them search people by HAND. Plus, do we really need any more ionizing radiation in our lives? This stuff is aggregate.

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    14. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any of the homosexuals I know are going to do that very thing when they go to the USA (if they go). You have to fight this absurdity with a similar vein.

      Besides, I don't think it's possible for heterosexuals to get felt^H^H^H^Hfrisked by the opposite sex.

    15. Re:Opt for the frisking by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go ahead and pronounce your sense of humor dead at...10:39 PST.

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      "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
    16. Re:Opt for the frisking by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      How so?

      Sure it plays to a stereotype, but I don't think claiming a lisp and an effeminate voice is a common feature of some group is anything like claiming said group is dumber, or weaker, or worth less.

      I don't read it as saying anything about homosexuals or homosexuality. It's just the fact that in order to diminish the sexual side of a good pat down they tend to do them in same sex pairs.

      Hence if you want to ramp up the sexual aspect and hopefully switch the embaressment from you to the searcher you need to play up a homosexual aspect - and to play something up most people resort to stereotypes.

      I guess it does have some implications that the searchers might have some bigotry towards homosexuals and hence not like the experience.

    17. Re:Opt for the frisking by jeff4747 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, take viagra.

    18. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or both?

    19. Re:Opt for the frisking by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Amen Brother!

      My job required me to frequently travel to Europe, but I told them I would only go by boat. However, they rejected the boat option, so I quit and went back to my first job flipping burgers. I would have gone to my second or third job, but manufacturing and telemarketing is now done overseas. But I feel so much more empowered sticking it to the Man. Do you want fries with that?

    20. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do find it laughable that it is illegal to walk through the airport naked, yet the TSA thinks it is okay to strip us naked.

      I've considered either wearing a kilt or stripping to my underwear, both being legal within my state. As for the latter, however, I'm afraid they might eject me from the airport, claiming they may do so as a private entity, making me miss my flight. I might even get on a no-fly list. Even worse, I might get arrested under some inappropriate charges that I'd eventually win against, but only after lots of time and hassle with the legal system.

      Really, this no-fly list is the biggest issue. The fact is that it primarily deters people from protesting as it only allows you to protest once. You protest, you get on the no-fly list, you can't protest again, at least not at the checkpoint, where it really matters.

      I'm a fan of science fiction, but the truth is that we're already living in the future. Unfortunately, it is just as bad as the pessimists envisioned.

    21. Re:Opt for the frisking by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Possibly because that was the metal detector, not the scanner.

    22. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he might say you're welcome!
      you never know.

    23. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    24. Re:Opt for the frisking by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If someone is going to invade my privacy for pointless security theater, I might as well make it as uncomfortable and inconvenient for them as possible. In airports, I always opt for frisking instead backscatter.

      Be sure to refer to it as the "rub and tug" option when you request it.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    25. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure you still want to opt for frisking when those guys will have their hands all over your junk? - as has been reported.

    26. Re:Opt for the frisking by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I'm flying Thursday.. I'm planing to insist on the groping if they have the scanners at the airport. And I'm going to softly moan while its done. not too loud, but just quiet enough that they think I'm serious, and make them very uncomfortable...

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      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    27. Re:Opt for the frisking by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see someone take the no-fly list to court on a due process basis, since it lacks any due process whatsoever.
      Am I willing to do it myself?
          Not particularly.
      Am I going to curtail my flying even more than I have been?
          Most likely.
      Personally I think the people to write to about this stuff are deep-pocket destinations, like Disney, Universal Studios, cruise lines, chambers of commerce of tourist destinations, etc. If tourism flight drops 5% because of this, that's 5% out of their revenue stream.

      --
      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    28. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No its using that stereotype to generate humor....much different.

    29. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was recently noted that they have been instructed not to do "better" pat downs, but more "uncomfortable" pat downs to get people to opt to do the scanner.

    30. Re:Opt for the frisking by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 1

      Take it one step further - be blatantly aroused during the frisking.

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      It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.
      -Voltaire
    31. Re:Opt for the frisking by MooseTick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you should wear a cup. Then when they go for the groin they will get a big plastic blob.

    32. Re:Opt for the frisking by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      If someone is going to invade my privacy for pointless security theater, I might as well make it as uncomfortable and inconvenient for them as possible. In airports, I always opt for frisking instead backscatter. No pictures to save then, either.

      Demand fresh gloves, too.

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      I am not a crackpot.
    33. Re:Opt for the frisking by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you get a homophobic screener, it uses his homophobia against him.

    34. Re:Opt for the frisking by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      How about opt out of flying altogether?

      I did that long ago, but some people don't have that privelege.

    35. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear an adult diaper... Make sure it is used. You can always change out of it the other side of security.

    36. Re:Opt for the frisking by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      No, this preys on the bigotry of the TSA agents. They will be the ones who are uncomfortable. This is pretty much certain when dealing with that segment of our society.

      I imagine many homosexuals will be using this tactic as well.

    37. Re:Opt for the frisking by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

      They wouldn't be able to tell if you were coming or going...

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    38. Re:Opt for the frisking by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      And it was recently noted that they have been instructed not to do "better" pat downs, but more "uncomfortable" pat downs to get people to opt to do the scanner.

      This would be great if it was true. Does anyone have some kind of citation for this AC's claim?

      --
      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
    39. Re:Opt for the frisking by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Does it come with a happy ending? Can I pay extra for that?

      Not that I am interested in it, but I will be sure to ask about it.

    40. Re:Opt for the frisking by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our Founding Fathers put their lives on the line to secure our liberties and you aren't even willing to put your money on the line? Pathetic.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    41. Re:Opt for the frisking by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      I do this too. Then they don't get to use their expensive waste of money.

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      -Xoltri
    42. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take viagra and laxatives ?

    43. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And insist on a gay guy doing the frisking

    44. Re:Opt for the frisking by losfromla · · Score: 1

      maybe good to ask too if you can take your clothes off so you can really feel it? Then ask if they can do it without gloves? Ask that some hottie female employee do it rather than a male, mention you'll enjoy it either way just you prefer females ever-so-slightly...

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      Only I can judge you.
    45. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    46. Re:Opt for the frisking by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Our Founding Fathers put their lives on the line to secure our liberties and you aren't even willing to put your money on the line? Pathetic.

      It's a lot easier to snap when the force applied is too severe. We're still bending over in this wind.

      See how I left that line open for you?

    47. Re:Opt for the frisking by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

      I might as well make it as uncomfortable and inconvenient for them as possible.

      Make sure to eat lots of garlic, don't bathe for a few days and put lots of sand in your pants before you hit the line.

      --
      Yeah, right.
    48. Re:Opt for the frisking by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=10/10/31/0234232

      Thanks for the link. From the article:

      "because the obvious goal of the TSA is to make the pat-down embarrassing"

      The author draws the conclusion that the purpose of more rigorous searches is a higher rate of scans, but I don't see any specific evidence to support the claim. The GP then asserted the author's supposition as fact.

      I'm a little disappointed, actually. If there were any kind of actual evidence, it would make a great talking point for the anti-scanner crowd. As it stands, it's just a sloppy conspiracy theory.

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      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
    49. Re:Opt for the frisking by BillX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, if you have some end-of-life pants, let an ink pen 'accidentally' leak all over outside of your junkal area. Poor TSA guy will have "I grabbed a guy's inky junk" hands for weeks. Me, I'm just going to opt for the x-ray, drop my pants in the middle of it and hum the national anthem. If anybody complains I'll just claim I was confused about the procedure...

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      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    50. Re:Opt for the frisking by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Presumably, that's the kind of thing they would be looking for with their enhanced pat-downs. I wonder if they even have a procedure in place to deal with a situation where they actually find something?

    51. Re:Opt for the frisking by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      I laughed uncontrollably.

      Then I vomited.

      Then I laughed uncontrollably.

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    52. Re:Opt for the frisking by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I'll declare that mission accomplished, though I was aiming for both simultaneously...

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    53. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both?

    54. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know they grab your junk now, right. But say you're hip, allknowin', you imply all should be like you. Let's see you have your momma groped, or your three year old princess, she might be a Qaeda volunteered martyr for allz we knowz. Yeaah, you show 'em.

    55. Re:Opt for the frisking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat a double helping of beans and cabbage about an hour before you head to the airport.

  7. Any teens? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that whoever makes those machines is not happy. Whoever was the salesman and just lives off commissions might be ecstatic. Now he gets to propose a whole new line of machines, and a whole new commission, on thousands of machines worth a million bucks each.

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    1. Re:Any teens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, as somebody on Slashdot noted it before: just wait until some sick guards leak just a single scan of a teen or a kid, and then hire the best lawyers around and make them [the guards, not the lawyers] rot forever in prison for producing child porn.

    2. Re:Any teens? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      [the guards, not the lawyers]

      Awww, can't we do both?

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    3. Re:Any teens? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Leak? Hell, they've already committed a felony by possessing it in the first place.

  8. is this what you're worried about? by RapmasterT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    so these blurry, blobby, only vaguely human shaped images are what we're supposed to be worried about violating our nude bodies privacy?

    1. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, it's the fact that the data isn't supposed to be stored. They're retaining the data illegally. That's what we're supposed to be even more worried about--the abuse of the system.

      --
      The Blaster Master Fighting for Truth, Justice, and Evil Pie since 1979
    2. Re:is this what you're worried about? by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, what you should be worried about is that other people are concerned, and the government that represents them doesn't give a shit.

      You should be concerned that the government that represents them lied to everyone and said that images could not be saved on the machines that the TSA was getting.

      You should be concerned that you are being asked to give up more and more privacy, now the privacy of what is under your clothes and in your pockets, for little more than the simple assertion that it is needed, with nothing of significance to show any real credible threat whatsoever.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    3. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Speare · · Score: 1

      Of COURSE the images are being stored. Do you think for one moment that they would not be able to recall the images immediately after some airplane has an unforeseen tragic event? Within the hour, CIA Langley would be scrutinizing the scrotes of everybody who boarded, for the past six flights that each passenger took. Even if it turned out to be a maintenance issue or design defect like Qantas just endured. It boggles the mind how many people will just say "but... but... but they SAID they'd delete the images."

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    4. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, there will be lots of leaked celebrity nude scans on the Internet starting any day now.

    5. Re:is this what you're worried about? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree with you in principle. But where were you when "if $something saves one child it is worth it" crowd is going nuts? Some deranged loon would do something really crazy. Some 200 policemen and FBI agents would chase every lead, winnow them down over a month. And finally when all the facts are available, this crowd would come in demanding action, demanding accountability, demanding action, demanding something to be done. "If only that police officer in that traffic light, clearly seen in the video had stopped the perp who was walking when the DontWalk sign was on, this whole tragedy would have been averted" They would chant demand somebody or the other to be fired. So they have perfected CYA strategies to fine arts level.

      None of the politicians would stand by any government servant. If there is one thing civil servants know, it is when the shit hits the fan, one of them will be scape goated. Media would be going fanning the flames. All those liberatarians and the small government conservatives and the "tax cuts will solve everything" crowd will be silent, very very silent. There will be no one to tell in the media frenzy, "It is sad it happened, but it can't prevented without serious invasion of privacy of millions of people and huge expansion of the government and law enforcement expenditure."

      Next time a terrorist blows up a plane, stand up and say, "yeah, it is sad and tragic. But we as a country have gone through far worse. We lost a million soldiers in WW II. 50K in Vietnam. Dresden, Berlin, Tokyo, London were all bombed mercilessly. We survived. Compared to that it losing two buildings and 3000 people is nothing. If we cower in our shoes and crap in pants, the terrorists have won. Just let us go back to normalcy." But no one will.

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    6. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      We lost a million soldiers in WW II.

      The number was closer to 400k than one million.....

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    7. Re:is this what you're worried about? by precariousgray · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're retaining the data illegally.

      No one really seems to care if anything is illegal anymore, as long as it isn't a "classic" crime like assault, robbery, murder, drugs, or the like. The notion of illegality is as benign and dead as ever. Now it seems, laws are merely for retaining and furthering the authoritative reach of those in power, not as a code by which we determine what constitutes a crime.

      I've had money stolen by Fortune 500 companies and those employees laugh at me after I read the applicable laws aloud to them, even though they were clearly -- even personally -- in violation. It's all just a joke, a game. Of course, they win, because it wasn't enough dollars and cents to coerce me into jumping through all the necessary hoops and sending of all the paperwork to the various & mysterious government entities whom I would need to reach out to in order to even have "THE LAW" enforced.

      Nearly ten years ago, I was searched every single day before class my senior year. I dropped out because they wouldn't stop and I was sick of it. No due process. There were no charges, no arrest, no evidence -- nothing. Just some overzealous police officer saying I did something (I didn't), and that being enough. The police are the authorities on reality now, I suppose. Be searched, or be denied an education! No one cared at the school, the local school board, the state department of education, the ACLU, the attorney general's office -- whoever I reached out to. Couldn't even find any money-grubbing lawyers to take on the district. I was only seventeen, a definite no one. Why should they care? There are no consequences if they don't.

      There, in the corner of a locked bathroom, lay the United States Constitution trampled, battered, abused, and with a page upturned to the fourth amendment, "The right of the people to be secure in their persons ... against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated." Shall not be violated. Here I was, locked in a bathroom with two police officers, being searched, all because I didn't get lucky when somebody went searching for a promotion in a post-Columbine fear state.

      So, the law is dead. It's because nobody cares. No one is individually accountable. Nothing matters as long as you can have your TV dinner in front of a friendly glowing screen made just to keep your empty mind company; crawl under your made-in-China blanket at night; and sidle up to that wife of yours you met staring down the packets of pet niblets at the grocery store in the dog food aisle.

      Take away a person's false sense of security and all of the comforts of modernity, perhaps they'll have time or be more inclined to think about trivial, meaningless things such as "sense-makery" and "justice."

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    8. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of COURSE the images are being stored. Do you think for one moment that they would not be able to recall the images immediately after some airplane has an unforeseen tragic event? Within the hour, CIA Langley would be scrutinizing the scrotes of everybody who boarded, for the past six flights that each passenger took. Even if it turned out to be a maintenance issue or design defect like Qantas just endured. It boggles the mind how many people will just say "but... but... but they SAID they'd delete the images."

      Mod parent up. What is the point of the machine if cannot be used for evidence after an incident. Or if it misses something, how can you improve the design if you don't know what it actually captured. There has to be record.

    9. Re:is this what you're worried about? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Where's the torrent? Low res pictures of fat businessmen are boring.

    10. Re:is this what you're worried about? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Where was I?

      I have been saying that since 9/11. In fact, on the very day, I was saying to people that the response is a far more scary thing than the event. I don't let publicity stunts like a few guys flying a couple of planes into buildings, change how I view the world.

      I was against ID checks at airports before 9/11, I never once changed my tune.

      For the record, I also was against both wars, though I have changed my tune there. I used to think these were unjustified wars, now I think war is unjustifiable since it costs the lives of others, with no guarantee of accomplishing any specific goal. Modern conflicts which have made enemy decapitation (removal of leadership, not literal removal of heads) ineffective have made this even more painfully obvious.

      So in short, I have been right here.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    11. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Not so sure. All the examples I have seen are some of the least erotic images ever produced.

      It's like trying to get aroused over a topographical map.

      Er... not to insult all you topography fans out there.

    12. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      It boggles the mind how many people will just say "but... but... but they SAID they'd delete the images."

      You do realize that is what this discussion is about right? Just because we all saw it coming doesnt make it right...

    13. Re:is this what you're worried about? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      "had improperly — perhaps illegally — saved [35,000] images [low resolution] of the scans of public servants and private citizens."

      Ok, how many times were we told they did not save the images? Sorry, boardingarea.com, voa.com, Tim Bennett, Bruce Schneier, and others, but either you were a willing conspirator in lulling us into accepting this, or you were also lied to. Choose your side now, ok?

      And we can stop believing DHS now, can't we? Lying weasels, all of them, even so many of the front-line worker weasels. Soon, airflight security will be so onerous that we will stop choosing to fly. Then the airlines will ask for relief. And there will be none.

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    14. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, they are endowed with the awesome power of Hindsight. The worthless motherfuckers.

    15. Re:is this what you're worried about? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think most people know and acknowledge that the tragedies mentioned aren't worth the sacrifice of our liberties to prevent. The government, however, is more interested in increasing it's power, and the media select which points of view to present to further the cause of the government. As a result an artificial picture of support for government intrusion is created.

      This is the easier because lots of people, myself included, thing that something should be done. E.g., don't leave the door between the pilots and the passengers unlocked. This is a lot different from "anything must be done", but that's the way it gets portrayed. This is the easier because there's a lot of disagreement about exactly which steps are appropriate. And this disagreement can be used as a mask to enable those in authority to select the particular viewpoints they wish to choose, and pretend that they are "obeying the wishes of the electorate".

      The central problem is the concentration of power. That is the great evil of the current system. (Other systems have other evils, but that's a very common one.)

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    16. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      None of the politicians would stand by any government servant. If there is one thing civil servants know, it is when the shit hits the fan, one of them will be scape goated.

      You've hit on the truth of these things. They don't provide the flying public security, they provide the politicians job security via CYA. When the shit hits the fan, as it always does one way or the other, the politicians can point to ever more draconian measures and say "we did everything possible" but now give us even more money!

      So remember that next time you are getting a rub and tug from a TSA agent, it isn't for your safety, it is for some muckety-muck's job security.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    17. Re:is this what you're worried about? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Penn and Teller once cleverly pointed out the obvious fact that having human beings behind the spying pretty much ensures that said spying will be abused (they did a rather amusing test to see if security staff would abuse their power if tempted, and almost all of them did). You can put all the regulations in place you like, but there will always be plenty of humans in charge who will ignore them for whatever reason ("Hey look, it's Angelina Jolie coming through the scanner! Get you're cellphone camera, Bill!").

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    18. Re:is this what you're worried about? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I was in HS when terrorists rammed two planes into the WTC. I remember explicitly that most of the students were angsty, waiting to see what was going to happen next. Would we go to war? Would we kick someone's ass back to the stone age? Would we glass the motherfuckers that just attacked us? Etc. etc.

      A few months after the WTC attacks we started hearing the first murmurs of new security measures being implemented at airports to prevent another 9/11 attack. I explicitly recall some of the "conservative" students arguing that such security was necessary for safety. I remember some students, that were known for being "liberal," kept reiterating that the attacks sucked, but that was no excuse to give up individual rights. I recall rolling my eyes at the whole damn debate because I figured that terrorists would have to be pretty fuckin' stupid to attack using planes again (my bet was on a train attack or ship attack next).

      Anyways, the moral of that anecdote was that even at the young age of 17, there were folks saying precisely what you just said, "Yeah, it's tragic, but we can deal with it without giving up liberty."

      I have no doubt that there were plenty of other folk in all areas of all ages saying the same thing. The problem is, there were a lot more people saying otherwise, and that's why we are in this situation now. This is America. We get what we ask for after all...

    19. Re:is this what you're worried about? by BlaKnail · · Score: 1

      "If we cower in our shoes and crap in pants, the terrorists have won."

      I can't cower in my shoes....TSA made me remove them.

      Also, they took my pants.

    20. Re:is this what you're worried about? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Compared to that it losing two buildings and 3000 people is nothing.

      Compared to 40,000 lives lost on the US highways every single year that 3000 lives is nothing. Since 911, half a million people have died on US highways.

      I'd say the goddamned scanner money should have gone to guard rails and other highway safety projects.

    21. Re:is this what you're worried about? by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

      Next time a terrorist blows up a plane, stand up and say, "yeah, it is sad and tragic. But we as a country have gone through far worse. We lost a million soldiers in WW II. 50K in Vietnam. Dresden, Berlin, Tokyo, London were all bombed mercilessly. We survived. Compared to that it losing two buildings and 3000 people is nothing. If we cower in our shoes and crap in pants, the terrorists have won. Just let us go back to normalcy." But no one will.

      It's not that no one will. It's that it would be utterly pointless. These terror acts are pre-planned, and the reaction to them by the government is also pre-planned. Before the public has a chance to realize what's what, it's already too late. And if not, the government won't give squat about public opinion - it hasn't, it won't, and it'll do whatever it needs to accomplish what it wants.

      Let's not be so idealistic as to pretend the public has real choice.

    22. Re:is this what you're worried about? by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      You are perceiving part of a much larger problem. The United States is a deeply dysfunctional country that should be recognized as existing to provide an example of failure.

    23. Re:is this what you're worried about? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      we will stop choosing to fly. Then the airlines will ask for relief. And there will be none.

      Nice in theory. The reality is, that time has come and gone. Evidently, there's always a few billion socked away to prop up the airlines. I don't think we can count on that to change.

      --
      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
    24. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, the US lost about 400,000 in WWII, not a million. I realize I am making an assumption about the "we", but the only million plus military death nations are considerably over for WWII - USSR, Germany, China, Japan. Unless Iraq and Afghanistan have changed things recently (and I would think it newsworthy if it did) the US Civil War with 650,000 dead had more deaths than the rest of US wars combined.

    25. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Americano · · Score: 1

      No, it's the fact that the data isn't supposed to be stored. They're retaining the data illegally.

      What I want to know is, if it's illegal for TSA agents to retain these images... why the fuck are they buying machines with internal storage that allows them to do so? You don't "accidentally" save 35,000 images.

      And even if it's not strictly illegal to retain them, and allowing that there may be a requirement for image retention for some period of time... why is anybody who's operating the machine able to copy or access them without "super-user" style privileges? write the scans to an encrypted internal store, delete them automatically after some legislated retention requirement, and don't allow anybody to access, display, or copy them without extra privileges far beyond what the person staring at the monitor needs?

      It just seems like this is one of the worst-engineered solutions you could imagine. "I know, let's add some USB ports and flickr integration so it'll be super easy to share photos of all our passengers! Access to stored images should be impossible (if it's illegal - simply *do not allow* the image data to be written to a storage device), or require high-level admin privileges, access to which would be flagged to other audit personnel to make sure somebody's not "accidentally" reviewing 20 or 30 images of the prettiest young ladies to come through the line in the past 30 minutes...

    26. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Americano · · Score: 1

      I guess you could crap on the floor next time a TSA agent asks to give you a patdown? Make it a really memorable occasion for the two of you?

      Post CCTV video of it on youtube - "Two girls, one backscatter x-ray machine"

    27. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Dresden, [...] all bombed mercilessly. We survived.

      Wtf? You may want to re-read some history book to find out who bombed Dresden

    28. Re:is this what you're worried about? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Since 911, half a million people have died on US highways. I'd say the goddamned scanner money should have gone to guard rails

      You know, if the money went to removing the guard rails, then maybe some of those people wouldn't have died on the highways.

    29. Re:is this what you're worried about? by precariousgray · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the whole prison thing is probably the largest indication of how completely screwed up and out of control this country has become. The saddest thing is that I think the individual realizes this, but the individual also realizes they are powerless to change it. That is pretty bad, when the collective dissent isn't enough to quash the powers that be. Need to organize, somehow, but people tend to want a thorough, cohesive plan for such things. Sometimes I imagine that I'm actually a prisoner as a citizen of the United States, and that my dream of escape is to defect to some civilized nation, where ever that may be.

      I don't know if planet Earth is trending much better as a whole, but that could prove too opinionated to explore.

      --
      not much, just being forced to manually insert line breaks into my comment
    30. Re:is this what you're worried about? by BillX · · Score: 1

      But where were you when "if $something saves one child it is worth it" crowd is going nuts?

      FTFA, it sounds like TSA employees "saving the children" is part of why the crowd is going nuts...

      --
      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    31. Re:is this what you're worried about? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      You may want to re read the posting. I mentioned cities from both sides. Now Japan and Germany are on our side. Even if USA bombed them. Or they bombed England.

      --
      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    32. Re:is this what you're worried about? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Humans did. Does tribe designation really matter? The point is, we survived our own brutality, against ourselves.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    33. Re:is this what you're worried about? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Well part of that is just the debate being framed wrong. You could look at it as the TSA vs Planes going down... and maybe it is. However, their best case scenario is to convince terrorists to... bomb shopping malls, commuter trains, and sporting events instead.

      SO in reality, they are choosing to save businessmen, at the expense of children's lives.

      You just have to frame the debate properly.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    34. Re:is this what you're worried about? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Heh, my mother was working at a major hospital when Princess Di checked in for some treatment. This was the mid 90s, and they already had some of the beginings of modern electronic medical records then. They also had auditing.

      It was amazing how many hospital workers got their wrists slapped for checking out her records in the database. I think it was their first real introduction to the fact that auditing was going on.

      Thats one of the interesting things about technology. We have always had rules. Society is full of rules. However, at no time before the present, has it really been possible to be watching, so much of the time, over so many people.

      Should it really be any surprise that the vast majority of people act differently when they know they are being watched? Should it be any surprise that we all have the impulse to break a rule now and again when it seems harmless to us (and nobody is watching). I mean, come on, saving that body scan of the hot girl... who is ever going to know? If nobody knows, no harm no foul right?

      It is so easy to see why the abuse happens, and often, the abuser even, well its often to see why they would not think their seemingly (to them) minor and harmless infraction is ok. I don't think you can avoid it, and will always have abuse whenever there is power, so we should only put people in positions of power, when we actually need to.

      -Steve

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    35. Re:is this what you're worried about? by JustABlitheringIdiot · · Score: 1

      Next time a terrorist blows up a plane, stand up and say, "yeah, it is sad and tragic. But we as a country have gone through far worse. We lost a million soldiers in WW II. 50K in Vietnam. Dresden, Berlin, Tokyo, London were all bombed mercilessly. We survived. Compared to that it losing two buildings and 3000 people is nothing. If we cower in our shoes and crap in pants, the terrorists have won. Just let us go back to normalcy."

      Absolutely agreed. I've said the same thing before so you are not alone. But just like sex makes society uncomfortable so does death so this is a big pill for people to swallow. Thank you.

  9. operators "cannot store, print, transmit or save" by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    HE DIDN'T RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY? INCONCEIVABLE!
    You keep using that word 'privacy.' I do not think it means what you think it means.

    --
    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  10. Good income by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much do the high-resolution images with names cost? I am sure these things will start appearing on websites. highresolutionimagesofthestars.com

  11. Abuse of power is never new by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Every time the public or public advocates complain about new law enforcement technologies or powers, it is always important to remember is that it is not the ability to perform effective law enforcement that is the problem -- it is precisely to prevent the inevitable abuse of power that we seek to enjoin. Let's forget about official abuse of power (which also happens frequently) and look at unofficial and inappropriate abuse of power such as a sheriff's deputy using their police facilities to check up on his girlfriend or his daughter's boyfriend. This is a kind of abuse of power that I would most certainly find irresistible as would most people. This is precisely why such powers should be handed out carefully and controlled even more carefully. Corruption is a problem of opportunity, not a defect of character.

    1. Re:Abuse of power is never new by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're absolutely correct, but at the same time, let's not forget that such abuses occur because those in power deliberately lie to the people. That is what the Gizmodo article proves--that the public is intentionally told falsehoods so that the government can continue their abuse. It isn't the individual screener or machine that is the root of corruption. Rather, the corruption is systematic, in the form of a security agency that tells people that their privacy is assured when it is not. They do this because it makes their task more expedient, and gives the impression of effectiveness. Much the same can be said of the deliberate provocation of fear as a means of gaining more power and control.

      I repeat: the corruption is systematic. Yes, you can remove the opportunity to exploit weaknesses and the lack of accountability, but this is a piecemeal approach to fixing the larger underlying problem, which is that we have a system that is accountable to no one, that is fundamentally disinterested in serving its stated purpose, and exists for the sole purpose of allowing those in power to concentrate their influence through the use of scare tactics and lies. In other words, we wouldn't need to stop individual enforcement officers from violating people's privacy, and we wouldn't need the regulations to do so, if we didn't need to subject people to these scans in the first place. This technology didn't always exist, yet people weren't being blown out of the skies every day for the lack of it. There's an unspoken, and therefore largely unchallenged, assumption that this kind of screening is necessary--which on the face of it is an absurd claim, for if it were, the only rational way to use it would be to apply it to everybody. And I need not state the myriad ways in which someone with half a brain would still find it trivial to circumvent it.

      What is needed is a drastic change, one in which the people reassert their control over the government that purports to serve them. I doubt this will happen, but nevertheless it is the only viable solution.

    2. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1
      Soap, Ballot, Jury, Ammo.

      Which one are you at?

    3. Re:Abuse of power is never new by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The jury box would be a lot more useful if the right criminals were the defendants in the witness box.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    4. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      What is needed is a drastic change, one in which the people reassert their control over the government that purports to serve them. I doubt this will happen, but nevertheless it is the only viable solution.

      Oddly enough this is exactly what "the terrorists" are trying to achieve, with the obvious caveat that "the people" in this case would be The Terrorists rather than US Citizens.

      So basically you're saying THEY are right, The System is Broken and needs to be replaced *completely*.

      --
      Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
    5. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      Which brings us back to my question.

    6. Re:Abuse of power is never new by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      You aren't going to get that when people vote for bread and circuses, which is exactly what happened in 2008. In 2012 there is unlikely to be any thinking going on either because the two sides will be represented by an incumbent that has failed to produce (or perhaps more accurately an incumbent that hasn't been allowed to produce, depending on your viewpoint) and someone unlikely to be very good as president.

      The "anybody but Obama" (ABO) movement will have taken root but might not be able to really carry the day. Nobody with any leadership is going to ever be elected president again because the social committment is just too great. Who are you going to find that wants their previous life put under a microscope? So far, the answer seems to be nobody of any significance.

      The people can only elect whom is put up there by the parties, and nobody currently in power wants to really see anything remotely like "leadership". So things are unlikely to really change until something very, very bad happens.

    7. Re:Abuse of power is never new by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      What is needed is a drastic change, one in which the people reassert their control over the government that purports to serve them. I doubt this will happen, but nevertheless it is the only viable solution.

      Personally, I think any dishonesty that can be proven in court should disqualify one from public service permanently. It would take an amendment to the Constitution to do it, but I think it would be worthwhile. Those agents of our government serve voluntarily. They need not have much if any right to privacy, and should they desire more they could always go back to the private sector.

      Anyway, obvious lies like the one told by Clinton, for example, should end your political career on the spot. I'd advocate the right to remain silent, but otherwise see public officials as under oath within each and every interaction with the public that they serve. Perjury should attach.

    8. Re:Abuse of power is never new by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Let's just say "restored." That word would be far more palatable and in many ways more accurate.

    9. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As was pointed out in a previous post, it's "the people" who got us into this mess in the first place. Yes, there are folks in high places possibly profiting financially from the scanner machines, but if it weren't for outraged citizens venting about how "something *must* be done," the politicians would be a lot less likely to actually DO it.

    10. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And I need not state the myriad ways in which someone with half a brain would still find it trivial to circumvent it."

      We're waiting...

    11. Re:Abuse of power is never new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans evolve into ant like colonies

      Queen -> Soldiers -> Workers
      President -> Government -> Workers

      Workers (You) are punished when resisting your destiny

      Freedom for you means when you give all your energy for labour, you get food and shelter, so you can work again the next day.
      Real freedom is only for those in power. Traveling, enjoying life from large profits coming from you and me as workers.

      That will never change !!!

  12. I thought nude viewing was in separate room ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought that for passengers' privacy, the nude-o-scope operator was in another room with no view of the real person, but these photographs match each person with their scan so there obviously is a simple way to view person both clothed and naked! ohhh, the opportunities...

  13. [low resolution] by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 1

    And that makes a difference how? It's still a blatant invasion of personal privacy, low res or not.

    1. Re:[low resolution] by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      You have no reasonable expectation of privacy in a public place.

      Nobody is forcing you to fly anyway. Take a bus or train if you don't like it.

  14. Scanning not confined to pad by beefnog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Did anybody else notice that in some of the images the people well behind the pad (but still in the image frame) are showing up as well? Just how much EM do these things ACTUALLY emit?

    1. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      i can see headlines 5 years from now:
      Frequent flyers statistically have higher infertility rates. Federal Gov't passes the TSA can do no wrong preventing any lawsuits for any wrong doing.

    2. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Did anybody else notice that in some of the images the people well behind the pad (but still in the image frame) are showing up as well? Just how much EM do these things ACTUALLY emit?

      Good question. The TSA claims it is "only" the equivalent of a chest x-ray. But, there are a lot of people, including two pilot's unions, disputing that. They say that the x-ray comparison is misleading because the dosage for the x-ray is calculated by dividing the total energy by total body mass as the x-ray energy is distributed through your entire body while the TSA Radiation Boxes(TM) do not penetrated more than a few millimeters into the skin, so all of their energy is distributed across the vastly smaller mass of only your skin. The implication is that the TSA is giving everyone much higher radiation exposure to their skin than is safe and you don't even get a tan either.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    3. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by sycorob · · Score: 1

      Also, "only" as much as a chest x-ray is still pretty horrifying. Every time I've gotten an x-ray, they drape a lead-filled shield over my crotch, and then the tech scurries out of the room before turning the beam on. We all know that you're not supposed to get too many doses of this. How often do you typically get an x-ray? Every few years, max?

      So now we're supposed to get the same dose, multiple times a year? Do we get a little dose just waiting in line? What if you have to travel each week for work? If you develop carcinoma, can you file for workman's comp?

      Yup, I'll opt to have a 19-yo grab my junk. Or not. The whole thing sucks.

    4. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It cracks me up that they're making pilots go through these things now. If you don't trust the pilot to not bring a bomb or weapon on the plane then WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING HIM TO FLY THE FUCKING PLANE? It's not like a pilot needs a bomb or weapon to blow up or hijack the plane.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    5. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      The TSA claims it is "only" the equivalent of a chest x-ray.

      Whoa! Holy shit, what the god damned fucking hell?! Is that real? Is that really true? Please tell me you made that up.

      I will gladly submit to a crotch grabbing in place of a chest x-ray any day. If a crotch grabbing could be used to diagnose pneumonia, I would certainly go that route at the hospital, too.

      I can't tell you how glad I am to be leaving this country to work in Europe. Fuck this worthless shit hole.

    6. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Only a chest X-ray?

      So that is 0.06 mSv. 1 mSv is the yearly limit from the NRC, for members of the public. Assuming this is your only exposure, it surely is not, you hit that in 17 scans.

      Let's say you use the NRC limit for workers in contact with radioactive material 50mSv. That takes 834 trips, but you may well be scanned more than once per trip and it is unlikely but possible you could hit such a limit.

      How in the name of science does this seem reasonable?

    7. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by PARENA · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they're putting them out here in Europe as well. Holland's biggest airport (Schiphol Amsterdam) has had a pilot I think. Not sure if they still use them, but they probably will.

      --
      Here's the secret to immortality: ...oh dang, I forgot.
    8. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Toy+G · · Score: 1

      They are now compulsory in Manchester, England, and I believe other UK airports will soon introduce them.
      Oh, and there's no alternative pat-down procedure here... because when the Queen tells you to do something, you'll better do as you're f*cking told.

      --
      -- Let's go Viridian.
    9. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millimeter-wave scanners use background radiation to scan people. The advantage is that no extra EM is absorbed by the users, the disadvantage (as shown in the images) is that the quality is pretty bad (although I have seen scans way better than these ones.

    10. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the TSA the dose from an x-ray backscatter scan is 0.25 uSv. I calculated the absorption length from the 28KeV x-rays the systems use, and it's about 3-4 cm in tissue.

      In a typical flight you are being exposed to 3 uSv/hour, so the exposure is pretty minimal, even with the enhanced absorption of the low energy x-rays.

    11. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's one good reason to treat pilots the same as everyone else: Consistency - everybody on the plane goes through the scan, no special exceptions because special exceptions can be exploited. For example, someone could impersonate a pilot. The guys at the checkpoint are barely competent enough to run the checkpoint as is. Making them verify pilots' credentials, especially in the face of a determined attacker who can presumably afford good forging skills and can bribe the right people to tweak the databases (after all al qaeda aren't just terrorists they are super-terrorists) would be exceptional. Easier to just apply the exact same procedure that the TSA droids do all the time.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    12. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The TSA claims it is "only" the equivalent of a chest x-ray.

      Point of fact - while I don't disagree with the general point of your comment, this statement is not true: they are arguing that it is a very small fraction of the radiation dose from a chest x-ray. Rough numbers, a chest x-ray will deliver ~100 microsieverts of ionizing radiation. The TSA specs say that a single scan delivers ~0.02 microsieverts. You would need to go through 5000 scans to reach the equivalent of one chest x-ray.

      There are, additionally, scientists who dispute the accuracy of the 0.02mSv rating, and claim it's far higher, though I haven't seen numbers indicating exactly how much higher. Assuming it's 10x higher than the TSA published, you'd still be looking at 500 scans to achieve the amount of radiation exposure as a chest x-ray. For pilots, and other frequent fliers, this could move it into the realm of being a significant individual health concern, above and beyond the aggregate public health issues.

      Even at the TSA-rated numbers, the x-ray scanners will pose an aggregate public health risk - even with a VERY low individual risk, you are multiplying this exposure across millions of passengers every year - you're going to see some non-zero number of cancer cases being triggered by the xray exposure from these devices. If the TSA-rated numbers are significantly lower than the actual radiation exposure (as some scientists are suggesting), you're looking at a ticking time-bomb, regardless of privacy issues.

      They could opt for the millimeter-wave scanning devices instead, which do pretty much the same thing, but don't include the fun feature of exposing you to ionizing radiation; however, even if they moved all their scanners to that technology, that still wouldn't address the numerous legitimate privacy concerns inherent to the use of the technology in the first place, and there are some potential concerns about genetic damage caused by exposure to waves of this frequency as well.

    13. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. In case anyone else is reading along, that link to the NPR story contains the confirmation of TSA claiming 0.02 microsieverts.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    14. Re:Scanning not confined to pad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at an airport for a major airline, one that the 9/11 terrorists used. Shortly after 9/11, they wanted all employees to go through security daily. We would drive our company van through the vehicle security checkpoint, get out in the secured area, walk into non secured side of the terminal and through security and then get back in the van and go about our business throughout the airport. Another comical thing when we did not have the company van. The employee parking and employee bus would take you directly to the gate area (you needed your badge to get through the turn-styles). We would have to go to the main terminal and go through security and then back to the gates. In the airport.. Our tools were in our office either in the van or in our office in the gates. When I had to do work in the non secured ticket area, I could not go through security because I couldn't get my tools through. These are the same exact tools I used to fix the same equipment in the secured gate area. Bottom line, you have to trust the employees, if you don't, fire them and hire some you do trust.

  15. A major tool in the fight against obesity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Require cavity searches for anyone wishing to enter a fast food restaurant. It'll save lives and public money spent on health care.

    1. Re:A major tool in the fight against obesity by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Require cavity searches for anyone wishing to enter a fast food restaurant

      Have you ever seen the people that enter fast food restaurants? You'd have a lot more than the standard number of cavities to search.....

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  16. The same machines we're repeatedly told can't save by fotbr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean the same machines that we're repeatedly told cannot save images? The ones people don't like because of the privacy invasion and the answer is always "the machines cannot save images"?

    Who is actually surprised by this?

  17. Didn't think of looking there... by BTremblay · · Score: 1

    So THAT'S where I left my keys!

  18. Security personel are always dicks by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is anyone really surprised? Have you ever met a mall security guard, bouncer, airport monkey who wasn't a complete power abusing ass? Face it people do give them grief and it can be a shitty job so the only people that are going to take it are the type who are looking to bully the public.

    1. Re:Security personel are always dicks by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      You know we don't have those over here in the UK. Weird how your guys take it beyond serious.

    2. Re:Security personel are always dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever met a mall security guard, bouncer, airport monkey who wasn't a complete power abusing ass?

      The rest I may agree with, but just as a general rule: If the bouncer's being an ass to you, you deserve it.

      If you don't understand this rule, you really deserve it.

    3. Re:Security personel are always dicks by AjaxIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree there is a higher percentage of dicks in the security profession then there are in other ones, however that has more to do with minimum wage lackey given an illusion of power than the profession itself. As long as putting a warm body in a suit and calling it "Security" is the standard accepted practice, we are going to keep getting dicks in those jobs. Find a place where the qualifications for security are a little higher, and the pay is a bit better and you get completely different attitudes.

    4. Re:Security personel are always dicks by bk2204 · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. They were quite pleasant and agreeable. And they were all in Canada.

    5. Re:Security personel are always dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever met a mall security guard, bouncer, airport monkey who wasn't a complete power abusing ass?

      Yes. And so have you.

    6. Re:Security personel are always dicks by Wiarumas · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have... many times actually. Every time I go through a metal detector or have my bag searched (nearly daily), the people are usually pretty friendly. It probably has something to do with me not having anything to hide, not being grumpy about it, and being friendly to the person. I found that their attitude correlates to your own... so if you want to be bullied, give them grief. If you want them to be friendly, be friendly to them. Same goes with any public facing employee: bank tellers, DMV employees, etc. The problem is the policy they have to enforce. They are human just like you and probably know the policy they have to enforce is backwards. No need to exasperate the situation by giving them crap for doing their job.

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    7. Re:Security personel are always dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former security officer, I take offense to that. The reality is that a lot of the time it's the public behaving like immature dicks which cause that sort of attitude to develop. Everybody is special and everybody wants to be exempted from the rules that everybody else has to live up to.

      Most of the time they're just following orders and are going to be yelled at whether they follow them or not. With not following them leading to possible termination and law suits.

    8. Re:Security personel are always dicks by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      The UK is better in the airports but bouncers and mall security people can still be larger twats than your average person.

    9. Re:Security personel are always dicks by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Yes there are a lot of people that deserve grief from bouncers but that's not always the case and sometimes they wind up people just so they can have a fight.

    10. Re:Security personel are always dicks by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I don't recall being anything but decent when being criticised at the airport for being an American who chooses to live in the UK but on numerous occasions someone feels the need to give their opinion on it when I enter the US.

      Sure you'll get that in other places but if you complain anywhere else you probably won't end up in a room with a finger up your butt.

    11. Re:Security personel are always dicks by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Sorry but when I'm just entering my homeland and I get grief because I've opted to live in the UK every single time I've entered the US and pretty much multiple times within each trip and no I don't consider just making my way out of the airport and doing exactly what I'm told as being an immature dick.

      Yes you get pricks in other jobs but there security most certainly attracts a lot of them.

    12. Re:Security personel are always dicks by jammer170 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have. The security personnel who abuse their power should be punished, in accordance with the law. But blanket statements of hatred against a group of people do no one any good.

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    13. Re:Security personel are always dicks by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      Most of the airport security personnel I saw in my travels recently were, in fact, trying their best to keep things moving and were quite polite. I actually think that the agents hired since 9/11 have matured overall and have a body of experience behind them which makes them more efficient and professional. Not to say they're perfect, but they have got a lot better.

      My take on the agencies hiring these agents is that they really aren't playing a power game as such, but they certainly are going about security in a very wrong way. The goals of a terrorist are twofold: Gain publicity for the cause and terrorize the populace. The security techniques enforced by the TSA are basically doing the work for the terrorists.

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  19. Illegal saving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If illegal, they should be prosecuted.

  20. That was fast... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know these things have been in the news for years, but they have been in general service in most airports for like what? Two months? And already there's a scandal about naked pictures being saved. That's got to be some kind of record.

  21. 2012? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The end of the world? Or did you mean the next election? Heh.

    1. Re:2012? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      and do the two events have to be actually different???

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  22. Quit voting for big government/higher taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A big powerful government that has the power to "solve problems" will only use that power AGAINST YOU in the end.

    And never forget: TAXES: THEY *WILL* BE USED AGAINST YOU

    Or you can keep deluding yourself, "But MY problems are different, and the candidates that I vote for are special and wouldn't do THAT.

    1. Re:Quit voting for big government/higher taxes by toastar · · Score: 1

      "But MY problems are different, and the candidates that I vote for are special and wouldn't do THAT.

      RON PAUL 2012!!

    2. Re:Quit voting for big government/higher taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A big powerful corporation that has the power to "solve problems" will only use that power AGAINST YOU in the end.

      And never forget: MONOPOLIES: THEY *WILL* BE USED AGAINST YOU

      Or you can keep deluding yourself, "But MY problems are different, and the corporations that I don't vote for and have no control over for are special and wouldn't do THAT.

      Nature abhors a vacuum, naive libertarian AC. At least you have some control over the government. You can't do anything about corporate abuse.

    3. Re:Quit voting for big government/higher taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohhh, watch out for them big EEEVIL "corporations".

      Funny, I don't see "corporations" setting out taking money by threat of violence from the populace under the guise of "taxing the rich" (funny how the definition of "rich" keeps moving lower and lower, isn't it?).

      Funny, I don't see "corporations" taking trillions of dollars of resources and wasting it all in wars.

      Funny, I don't see any "corporations" in history gassing the Jews, starving the Kulaks, exterminating the Armenians, or sending the "reactionary bourgeoisie" to "re-education camps".

      Who the fuck is "naive", you stupid fool?

    4. Re:Quit voting for big government/higher taxes by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

        I would do anything for Govt but I won't do that!

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  23. Silver bullet by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Childs have to pass thru body scan? Sarah Palin? Senators? There should be one bad scenario that could convince the people that matter that it should stop.

    1. Re:Silver bullet by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that children never have a problem with being naked in public and wouldn't care in the slightest.

      Or have you never been to a beach?

  24. nice princess.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bride reference

  25. Pie Crust Promise by SloWave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Saying "the pictures will never be saved" is known as a "Pie Crust Promise" - easily made, easily broken. Here is some interesting reading on similar promises from the government, especially on how the SSN will never be used for identification. http://www.scragged.com/articles/the-plague-of-presidential-pie-crust-promises . The moral is never EVER trust the government .

    1. Re:Pie Crust Promise by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I've always found pie crust to be a real pain in the ass to make. Overwork it, and it gets tough. Too little water, and it crumbles. Too much water, and it's tough again. Keep it cold, or it gets greasy. Move quickly but gently, or it'll tear. Getting the edge even is fiddly.

      Yes, I realize that's completely off topic.

    2. Re:Pie Crust Promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly that is the case. When you grow up listening to these types of lies comming from the "head of your country" being broken your entire life, there is absolutely nothing that could be done to earn your complete trust of the federal government. I hope most still believe there is a reason for the federal government as there should be. However, it is time to scale back the federal government to its original intent and size because its current operating state is ripe for human tragedy as witnessed for the past 60 years.

    3. Re:Pie Crust Promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you, sir, pie crusts are much more difficult to make than to break.

    4. Re:Pie Crust Promise by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Well made pie crust is not easily made.

  26. We need to focus at more pressing issues by postmortem · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Which are debt, falling behind in everything behind China. We can't solve everything. This is example how we wate time bi***ing about everything and anything, and do nothing to make things better.

    1. Re:We need to focus at more pressing issues by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      I think we're capable of focusing on multiple issues at the same time. There's already work being done on debt (though that's not a real issue for most people), and China is where all our cheap plastic crap come from so that's not all that interesting. This issue is relevant to a lot more people.

    2. Re:We need to focus at more pressing issues by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      So let's just throw our civil liberties to the wind so we can catch up to China? Your Red Herring is easily one of the stupidest things I've ever read on Slashdot. There must be an achievement for that or something.

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    3. Re:We need to focus at more pressing issues by postmortem · · Score: 1

      Suppose we have one year to solve US problems that got us all worried (I have mentioned some of them), and some others no-so-critical. How can finite number of personel and resources solve them all? Do we pick which ones we'll go after first? Or do we try to fix everything and fail to complete any of them? It seems to me that we want fixed, right now. Let's be more realistic. If we keep this trend, it won't matter whether they make naked pictures of us, we won't afford to go anywhere.

    4. Re:We need to focus at more pressing issues by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Appeal to Consequences

      The TSA has very little to do with the economic situation of the USA. If you say that the almost unnecessary TSA is helping by employing folks, then 1.) I would remind you that every TSA employee increases the tax burden of the average US citizen & 2.) that would be a great example of the Broken Window Fallacy.

      You act like we can only take care *one thing at a time* which is so silly it almost doesn't warrant comment. There are ~230 million adults in the USA & I'd hope we weren't so ADD that we can concentrate on more than one issue at a time. Of course, all we can really do is vote, write & rally. Hopefully our next group of leaders will be a little more responsible than those of the last 30 years or so, but I seriously doubt it. They will keep selling us out to foreign powers, keep eroding our civil liberties & keep sucking at the teats of multinational corporations.

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  27. Good time to campaign for trains by h00manist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Trains don't fall from the sky. They run on electric power. Carry many more people than planes. Stops right in the middle of downtown, origin and destination, no trip to and from the airport needed. Sometimes you can just get on, no papers or checking at all, and buy the ticket later on board. Sometimes there is a restaurant car, or a bar car. You can see the scenery, it is less than a yard away from your window. You have long seats, tables, lots of space, walk around the cars. You can get off at the next town, walk around, and take the next train. There are almost never any accidents. Did I say it's electric?

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    1. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Microlith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Trains take multiple days to go from one side of this country to the other. Not flying is simply dodging the problem, and unchecked they'll push it on the trains too.

    2. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick question:

      How long does it take to get from NYC to LA by airplane?

      How long does it take to get from NYC to LA by train?

    3. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Electric they may be, but the fact is the majority of electricity is produced through burning fossil fuels. That and they're much slower, although

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    4. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I took a train up the east coast and back recently. It is not an experience I wish to repeat. It was loud, cramped, bumpy, uncomfortable, and long.

      Why did I take that train? Because I refuse to take airplanes since the ridiculous things they had started doing at airports... Years ago.

      After taking that train, the airports didn't seem quite so bad any more. And now they've started with the cancer-inducing scanners and groping.

      Now, I just don't travel.

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    5. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by debrain · · Score: 1

      Just mixing some numbers as food for thought.

      Distance from LA to NY: 3932.80 km.

      NY-LA Flight: 6h 10min (average speed approx. 655 km/h)

      Current fastest train: approx. 574.8 km/h (making the time approx. 6h 50min)

      Ignoring the early arrival time at the airport, drive to/from the airport, and similar slowdowns that may be applicable to a train (and supposing there was actually a high speed rail), etc., there's roughly an hour of in difference in the travel time.

    6. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a trip across the country will take 3 miserable days of constant travel in a bumby train car. And don't tell me Amtrack scheduling shows anything close to reality.

    7. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trains don't fall from the sky. They run on electric power. Carry many more people than planes. Stops right in the middle of downtown, origin and destination, no trip to and from the airport needed. Sometimes you can just get on, no papers or checking at all, and buy the ticket later on board. Sometimes there is a restaurant car, or a bar car. You can see the scenery, it is less than a yard away from your window. You have long seats, tables, lots of space, walk around the cars. You can get off at the next town, walk around, and take the next train. There are almost never any accidents. Did I say it's electric?

      Unfortunately, in the USA, trains go from where you aren't to where you don't want to be. They are diesel-electric. They are limited to around 90mph under best conditions. The tracks are frequently shared with freight traffic, which has right of way, so passenger trains are frequently side-tracked for long delays. 2000 miles at 90mph is over 20 hours. More like 36 hours with delays, sidetracking and stops. The 250 mile trip across Missouri takes 6-8 hours -- you could drive it faster. Everything in the restaurant is pre-prepared and warmed in a microwave.

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    8. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, trains are nice and all but they won't get me across an ocean...

    9. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by ekgringo · · Score: 1

      Not only the time factor, but trains typically cost nearly as much as the plane ticket.

      So, do I spend 2 days travelling or opt to spend $20 more for a 3 hour flight combined with someone potentially seeing a poor quality black & white image of my naked body? Decisions, decisions...

    10. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Trains don't fall from the sky. ... There are almost never any accidents.

      Planes are far safer than trains: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_safety#Statistics (note the "Deaths per billion passenger-km" table, it's the only one that's actually relevant).

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    11. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by h00manist · · Score: 1

      True. It's time to write your congressman and senators and mayor about trains, campaign for better trains and tracks, more than actually using them, which is currently only really practical in relatively short trips in some areas, like perhaps around nyc.

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    12. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might actually tell people that terrorists could hijack a train and crash it into the White House.
      And people might actually believe that.

    13. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      I would like to see a train go through the Rockies at 350mph.

    14. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trains don't fall from the sky.

      They don't fall into the ocean, either.

    15. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to see the fights over securing the right of way for such a train. The high speed rail people really have no idea how reality operates, do they?

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    16. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by caluml · · Score: 1

      Try getting from the UK to Argentina on a train. Or hey - I'm coming to the US on Thursday, and going back on Monday. That would be hard on a train too.

    17. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      That is less a statement about trains and more about the US railway system. I use trains whenever I am in Europe and never have these problems. Maybe some crowding sometimes, but never as bad as a coach flight.

    18. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      A train from Seattle to my hometown of Chicago is a 49 hour ride, assuming it's on time. A flight is 4 hours. Unless you get 200-300 mph trains, it isn't a replacement.

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    19. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, they allow belligerent drunks to walk about freely and make it convenient for them to have random conversations with you about how pretty your daughter is. Oh but the scenery is worth it. :)

    20. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by llamapater · · Score: 1

      yea just wait for someone to hijack a train and crash it into .... oh wait really wish the US had better high speed passenger trains more magnet ones maybe can get pretty fast shooting the train through essentially a railgun

    21. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by EssKael · · Score: 1

      Exactly how long does it take to go from New York to LA? Also, Last I checked trains need track...lots of track. Airplanes need just two (hopefully) runways.

    22. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by h00manist · · Score: 1

      It says "campaign for trains". That means write your representatives. There simply are no modern trains in the US, and there won't be unless the public asks for them.

      Fastest current US train lines seem to be the Northeast Acela trains, which do 125mph, and are still getting implemented. Meager by modern train standards - but still faster than driving. http://cleantechnica.com/2010/11/03/amtrak-spending-466-million-on-new-electric-trains/ It's a national embarrassment that China, still a developing and mostly chaotic country, already has 2,197 km (1365 mi) of rail lines with top speeds of 350 km/h (220 mph).

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    23. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by AfroTrance · · Score: 1
    24. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you spend 2 days on a train, maybe you can have 2 days of hot train sex in full, glorious color!

    25. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by danlip · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous numbers, because no such train exists that can travel that speed between NYC and LA, and even if it did exist it would certainly make multiple stops.

    26. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by Americano · · Score: 1

      What train are you citing that does 574.8 km/h? Fastest reference I can find for an in-service train is the Shanghai MagLev, which reaches 431 km/h.

      Also, a 737's average cruising speed is ~780 km/h. An A300 cruises at about 830 km/h. Just as a plane needs time to reach that cruising speed & altitude, a high speed train would need time to get up to speed too; I'm not sure how the acceleration of a train compares to that of a plane, but it could take some time and distance for a high speed train to reach its cruising speed, too (lengthening the duration of the trip).

      Not to mention things like the mountains in the way, going around cities & other obstacles (or greatly lengthening the duration of the trip by stopping in every major city along the way, necessitating a deceleration & acceleration phase for every city), plus getting the rights to lay track across thousands of miles of somebody's property, then keeping them secured & free of obstacles and debris.

      High speed train service has a lot of practical issues to be able to overcome when applied to the scale of the US. It works great in heavily populated metro areas, or as links between "close, but 4-12 hours worth of driving" metro areas, but as a long-haul transport on the scale of thousands of miles, high speed is going to have some serious drawbacks that need to be considered.

    27. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by stubob · · Score: 1

      If anyone needs an example of what the internet will look like without Net Neutrality, look at the railroads.

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    28. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, you assume too much. TSA agents now routinely screen railroad passengers, and also have screening at some bus terminals, and more. TSA is also at most of the small airports and they screen passengers and crew even for small charter flights.

      The TSA security at cruise ship terminals can be even more invasive than for flying.

      About the only thing completely free of TSA is driving your own car, or flying your own plane from your own runway, or driving your own boat.

      At small airports, ironically, they screen you for weapons that you might use to highjack your own plane, which you are already going to be piloting. Airline pilots have often commented on the irony of screening THEM when they're already the ones in charge of the plane. Same thing. They don't trust you to get on the plane. But they let you drive it. WTF?

      And finally, they screen you for knives and such at the TSA, but when you get on the plane, they GIVE you a metal knife (and a sharp one too) with dinner on certain airlines and certain classes. First Class or Business Class on Continental for one. There's your steak knife, sir. Enjoy your meal.

      Go figure.

      What is almost never said is that the 9/11 highjackers didn't even take knives past security. The knives were already on the plane, secreted there by accomplices who have never been caught.

    29. Re: Good time to campaign for trains by debrain · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous numbers, because no such train exists that can travel that speed between NYC and LA, and even if it did exist it would certainly make multiple stops.

      Sir –

      Yes, one would need to build the rail link. There's no reason it would need to stop in between, though it certainly could. Wikipedia's article on high-speed rail states:

      The world record for conventional high-speed rail is held by the V150, a specially configured version of Alstom's TGV which clocked 574.8 km/h (357.2 mph) on a test run. The world speed record for Maglev is held by the Japanese experimental MLX01: 581 km/h (361 mph).

      One must commercialize that and lay the tracks, which is daunting to be sure; there are alternatively existing commercialized trains that can travel at 431km/h, which still is no easy feat to implement. But it is certainly possible.

      You also shouldn't introduce the sources of error against the assumptions on the train side without also discussing the same type of errors on the plane side. It's equally ridiculous to think that you can fly from NYC to LA in 6h 10min as it is ridiculous to suggest a train is comparable, because the flight requires significant extra time to commute to and from an airport, the time to get through security, the boarding time, the departure time, the luggage wait and pickup time, which often ends up being an extra 2 - 5 hours. Now you're looking at 8 - 11 hours for a flight from NYC to LA. A reasonably direct route high-speed train could be in that ballpark, but with much greater comfort. Nevertheless, a plane is probably going to be better on gas, the environment, and your wallet than a train over such a distance.

      In any event, the point of my post was simply to speculate about the comparability of the two types of travel in terms of time to cross from NY to LA. That you're unable to understand or respond to such a hypothetical with anything either informative or constructive suggests that perhaps we would all be better off if you just, respectfully of course, kept such opinions to yourself.

    30. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boogie woogie woogie woogie.....

    31. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by bythescruff · · Score: 1

      "Now, I just don't travel."

      Good boy. Stay. Stay.

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    32. Re:Good time to campaign for trains by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Since those are the only trains we have, I don't see how that makes any difference.

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  28. Here is a fact to help you with your education: by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Here is a fact to help you with your education: by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      When motherjones & freerepublic agree you know something is up!

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    2. Re:Here is a fact to help you with your education: by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Plus that's when the nudie scanners were first being tested in certain airports (JFK Int'l was one IIRC). I remember my big fat hairy geek cousin telling me about how he had to go through one. Those TSA guys must have been blind for a week...

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    3. Re:Here is a fact to help you with your education: by index0 · · Score: 1

      Is this for real? The company that sells the body scanners is named "Rapiscan" which sounds like "Rape iScan". It is like some super rich dudes somewhere had a bet to see if they could do this.

    4. Re:Here is a fact to help you with your education: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As does George Soros, a longtime friend of democrats including Obama:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=soros+scanners+profits

  29. OId news by llung · · Score: 1

    This is old news folks. Looks like Gizmodo saw the original news story some time ago, filed an FOIA request and now that they've got the goods, they show it so it's a new story? Not taking away from the seriousness of the issue mind you but this is pretty lame as far as news goes.

  30. That's nothing by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The TSA is now groping women's breasts and little kids genitals. (See the recent video of a girl crying, "Stop touching me!"

    And I just now heard an interview with an American is being punished $11,000 by the U.S.G. because he refused to be scanned, or groped by the TSA, so the guards told him, "You cannot fly." He then canceled his ticket, got a refund, left the airport, and was arrested for leaving the area.

    Apparently once you enter an air terminal, you no longer have any rights... except to submit to the US Gestapo and their warrantless/illegal searches.

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    1. Re:That's nothing by DreamArcher · · Score: 1

      Are they allowed to scan minors? If so how does this not fall under child pornography or child molesting? And how can a parent be forced to submit their child to: A) Nude pictures being taken of them. B) Being molested without the option of just leaving the airport. I have an 11 y/o daughter and I should allow someone to take nude pictures and/or molest her? That's fucking insane. Side note. My sister in law worked for TSA for a couple years. She's one of the biggest dumbasses on the planet.

    2. Re:That's nothing by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      and was arrested for leaving the area.

      No, he was escorted out of the area by TSA officers and their supervisors. And yes, they're looking at prosecuting him for it.

      The moronic justification is that ebil terists would get in line to gather intel, and then leave the line. Apparently it never occurred to the TSA that the ebil terists could go completely through the screening, and then pass on the intel.

    3. Re:That's nothing by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 3, Informative

      They are charging and fining anyone who submits to examination and then backs out. This is to keep terrorists from exploring the limits of the system by bringing contraband to the examination and then backing away at the last minute so they're not caught. It is an extremely ham-fisted way of preventing a social engineering attack, but it should suffice.

      In the US, once you enter in an agreement with any corporation you lose some rights. What the TSA is doing now is no worse than what many software companies do with their EULAs, it's just more obvious because it's physical.

      I'm just waiting for a website to collect body scan pictures and post them with the travellers' names. Is the domain tsa-leaks.com taken? Aunt Mildred might put up with having one official in the airport look through her blouse, but put those pictures up on the internet and there will be fury.

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    4. Re:That's nothing by sycorob · · Score: 4, Informative

      The video was taken down from YouTube, but this guy has it for now:
      http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1258192/pg1

      That was the most heart-wrenching thing I've seen in a long time. The girl wasn't being bad or anything, she was just freaking out that this strange woman was poking her all over.

      I'm driving for Christmas this year (12 hours) rather than fly. I want to visit an old friend of the family that lives in Alabama, and I'm in Chicago. I really hope they stop this BS before then. I'm just glad I don't have kids yet, I would probably assault a TSA agent if they did this to my child. You guys would write me in prison, right?

    5. Re:That's nothing by dcollins · · Score: 1

      As linked earlier, here's video of them doing it to a screaming 3-year-old:

      http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/tsa-screener-terrorizes-3-year-old-girl

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    6. Re:That's nothing by dcollins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that the $10K lawsuit and arrest was an empty threat, not actually happening. But that's still a pretty dirtbag Nazi kind of thing to threaten somebody with.

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    7. Re:That's nothing by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the US, once you enter in an agreement with any corporation you lose some rights. What the TSA is doing now is no worse than what many software companies do with their EULAs, it's just more obvious because it's physical.

      No. That’s bullshit.

      Certain rights can’t be contracted away. Period.

      That’s why almost any contract has a clause in it that says something to the effect that “you may have certain rights that are not listed, or we may not legally be able to indemnify ourselves from certain warranties or liabilities, in which case those claims are held void but the rest of our contract is still actionable”.

      Writing a clause into a contract that takes away my inalienable rights just makes the contract illegal.

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    8. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA is now groping women's breasts and little kids genitals. (See the recent video of a girl crying, "Stop touching me!"

      And I just now heard an interview with an American is being punished $11,000 by the U.S.G. because he refused to be scanned, or groped by the TSA, so the guards told him, "You cannot fly." He then canceled his ticket, got a refund, left the airport, and was arrested for leaving the area.

      Apparently once you enter an air terminal, you no longer have any rights... except to submit to the US Gestapo and their warrantless/illegal searches.

      Can't find the video anywhere. It has been taken down by "Tribune" on "copyright" grounds. Anyone know where I can find it?

    9. Re:That's nothing by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I won't be flying anymore. The fact that the TSA is now allowed to grope, fondle and molest people under threat of prosecution is beyond belief.

      Newsflash to the TSA, it's not an optional screening if there are serious consequences to saying no. I wouldn't consider something optional if the alternative is paying a $10,000 fine or being arrested. Sure technically there isn't a gun to the head, but no reasonable person is going to conclude that there isn't force being applied.

      This isn't any different than when a Priest, teacher or parent pressures a child to allow touching which wouldn't normally be tolerated. There is no informed consent when the party asking for it has the power to inflict such serious consequences.

    10. Re:That's nothing by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      The moronic justification is that ebil terists would get in line to gather intel, and then leave the line. Apparently it never occurred to the TSA that the ebil terists could go completely through the screening, and then pass on the intel.

      Wrong. The justification is that terrorists attempting to breach security could carry out their attempt up just before the point of detection, then say "you know what...never mind, I don't want to subject myself to this", then leave without detection and have a chance to try again until one of them makes it through successfully. That's a useful strategy for defeating the random inspections, where people are randomly chosen for additional screening. So from this point of view, the justification isn't the slightest bit moronic. It makes a ton of sense.

      The thing that may be moronic about it is assuming that someone who is about to sacrifice their life in an attack would actually care about being fined $10K. I guess the only way that really makes any sense is that the threat of a $10K fine will drastically cut down on the number of non-terrorists walking out in the middle of a screening, so anyone that actually does so is much more suspicious.

    11. Re:That's nothing by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

      As a parent, it would be very tempting to push the agent aside from your child, to put it mildly. But then, you have to consider that doing so will result in more harm to your child when the father is behind bars for months or possibly years.

      This racket is well protected.

    12. Re:That's nothing by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Last EULA i read did not require me to submit naked pictures of me and my family. This is nothing like a EULA.

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      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    13. Re:That's nothing by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Last EULA I read also had a clause that stated that if any of it would be illegal or unlawful, those parts were inapplicable to me. This is nothing like a EULA.

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    14. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just read about it on slashdot.

    15. Re:That's nothing by jeff4747 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The justification is that terrorists attempting to breach security could carry out their attempt up just before the point of detection, then say "you know what...never mind, I don't want to subject myself to this", then leave without detection and have a chance to try again until one of them makes it through successfully

      Ok, take a moment and think about this.

      How, exactly, would they know that they are going to be detected on one attempt, and know that they are not going to be detected on another attempt? What used to be "additional screening" a few years ago is now applied to all passengers - we're all getting a pat-down or backscatter scan now.

      The thing that may be moronic about it is assuming that someone who is about to sacrifice their life in an attack would actually care about being fined $10K

      The moronic thing is thinking that someone who is going to set off a bomb to kill hundreds in an airplane would not set off a bomb to kill hundreds in a crowded security area.

    16. Re:That's nothing by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are charging and fining anyone who submits to examination and then backs out. This is to keep terrorists from exploring the limits of the system by bringing contraband to the examination and then backing away at the last minute so they're not caught.

      Nah, this is pure spite.

      For years, they have allowed people to walk through metal detectors and, if it goes off, to walk back, remove some metal object and try again. Any terrorist with half a brain could have used this to accurately calibrate the metal detectors.

      Heathrow, on the other hand, once you set off the detector, you are going to be "wand-ed" and get a pat down. No second chances.

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    17. Re:That's nothing by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      What used to be "additional screening" a few years ago is now applied to all passengers - we're all getting a pat-down or backscatter scan now.

      Yeah, but the fine isn't exactly a new policy enacted since that change. And there are still ways that aborting the search could be useful. Just because you couldn't think of them doesn't mean they don't exist. Here's one off the top of my head. Don't give me crap if you think it's far fetched or something, because it merely an example. Fat terrorist hides something in between fat rolls, thinking a simple pat down won't detect it. The TSA agent gets a little more intrusive and probes his finger between fat rolls. Terrorist says "this is ridiculous" and walks away before the agent actually discovers the concealed item.

      The moronic thing is thinking that someone who is going to set off a bomb to kill hundreds in an airplane would not set off a bomb to kill hundreds in a crowded security area.

      Actually, I don't think it's quite moronic. You are absolutely right, there are tons of ways to kill lots of people. Airport security, crowded mall, concerts, various political rallies, etc. The fact that it hasn't happened at one of those tells me that the terrorists must not be interested in simply killing a bunch of people, because if they wanted to they could have done it 100 times over, but instead we catch them trying to infiltrate planes over and over. I suspect it's that they want to make a bigger psychological impact. Like the computer hacker mentality...the tougher you make the challenge, the more determined I am to hack it to show you how much better I am then you.

    18. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They are charging and fining anyone who submits to examination and then backs out."
      He refused the examination and left. What did he submit to?

      "In the US, once you enter in an agreement with any corporation you lose some rights."
      TSA is not a corporation. When did he agree to this arrangement?

    19. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The difference being that if I enter into a contract with a corporation and they change the contract without my consent after I agreed to it, I can opt out of the changes and cancel my relationship. If I purchase a non-refundable airline ticket previous to TSA's new nude-o-scopes being put in place, I cannot get a refund on the grounds that I disagree with the new TSA policies.

    20. Re:That's nothing by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the pat downs you get at Heathrow were very benign compared to what the TSA is doing.

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      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    21. Re:That's nothing by Chowderbags · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not automatically consent to a search just because I buy an airline ticket. I don't consent to a search just because I get in line with that ticket. I don't consent to a search even when I get to the front of the line. I don't consent to a search when hearing what they want to do to me. I only consent to a search when I say "Yes, I consent to be searched". What kind of fucked up situation are we in where once you're past a certain point, you suddenly cannot back out of having a TSA agent rub you down? What happened to "The right of the people to be secure in their persons...against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated..."? I'm not talking about even to the level of probable cause, but just to the standard of reasonable suspicion. Refusing to be manhandled by TSA agents is not grounds for reasonable suspicion any more than refusing to speak to the police proves your guilt.

    22. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What the TSA is doing now is no worse than what many software companies do with their EULAs, it's just more obvious because it's physical.

      Problem with that being that I don't recall signing anything of the sort. In fact, I doubt the fine print on the TICKET says anything of the sort. Also the important fact that the ticket came from a commercial entity and not the TSA. If you read the story of that guy, he is told that even walking into the airport obliges him to give up his rights. We're far beyond contract here into the realm of 'radioactive court cases' that no judge will rule against, no lawyer would touch. I feel stupider for you comparing the two.

      You know what makes the best terrorist target? Inefficiency. A big fat line of Christmas travelers who are only checked if they have a boarding pass halfway through the crowd of people lining up to get INTO the security screening. You will continue to be a target as long as efficiency is orthogonal to profit.

      Also, get over yourselves. Scary boogie-men from outside the Great Fatherland have NOTHING on terror compared to our own government and armed forces. When I'm driving to work in the morning, I'm not worried about Al-Qaida, I'm scared shittless about the bored cop on the corner who just might be looking for an excuse.

    23. Re:That's nothing by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I'd write you, haven't had a friend in prison in a long time...
      I would write you more if you assaulted a troop (chimpanzee groups are referred to as troops) of them and kicked all their asses.

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    24. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Certain rights are inalienable. For instance, Amendment IV of the Bill of Rights, which prohibits agents of the government from conducting unlawful searches, is inalienable - we cannot contract it away.

    25. Re:That's nothing by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but at least with EULAs they have the decency to make you click an "I agree" checkbox at some point. Last time I bought plane tickets, I don't recall agreeing to anything that waived my rights coming up on the screen. For that matter, last time my friend bought plane tickets for me, which meant that I just had to show up at the airport with a confirmation number and an ID, I wouldn't have even ever had a chance to waive my rights, let alone actually having done so. What sort of nonsense is it that we waived anything contractually?

    26. Re:That's nothing by dcollins · · Score: 2, Informative

      Replying to myself -- Hate to say it, but the TSA chief in San Diego held a press conference Monday to confirm that the fine (now $11K) is still on the table and they've opened an investigation on this guy:

      http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/nov/15/tsa-probe-scan-resistor/

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    27. Re:That's nothing by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Sorry to disrupt your 'righteous rage' but if you'd assault a TSA screener for doing this, then you're as much a douche as these parents.

      Moron parents are to blame, 1000%.

      Fact: children can be irrational
      Fact: TSA has certain minimum screening obligations
      Fact: the lawyers have driven common sense out of the process

      First, arrive with your child FAR ahead of your flight time, so you have ample spare time to deal with BS.
      Second, make sure your child is well rested and well fed before even attempting to go through security.
      Third, especially with a 3 yr old, explain precisely what's going to happen, and WHY.
      Fourth, regardless of what you do, accept that you may get a tantrum. Trying to force it at that point simply won't work. Assuming you didn't suck as a parent and cave to their tantrum and give in previously, it will pass. Back up, let everyone including yourself cool down, and try it again in a few minutes. (See point #1)

      Look, dealing with children takes strategy and intelligence. They are pure impulse and ego.

      Explaining helps a lot: "Mr Teddy needs to go through the machine to make sure he's safe. Here, I'll send my stuff through first, see? Everything is ok. Should we let Mr Teddy go through now?" "We need to do this" doesn't wash with a child.

      Give them some Hobson's choices so they feel some control of the situation (should we go through this gate or that one?), keep it light (look, we get to take off our shoes!), and even when you're going through the prescreening, mention to the TSA person that you have a child that's never done this, and you'd like to be able to pull off to the side and let others go through if need be. We always had one adult deal with the adult BS (bags, tickets, carryons, etc.) and the other adult was pure child duty.

      FWIW it looks also like she's a precious little only child. I could be wrong, but my suspicion from ample experience and only watching about half the video that she was tired, hungry, the parents were short of time, and she's excessively indulged when she behaves like that generally. Stupid, selfish, hurried parents trying to force it results in scenes like that, and I blame them not her.

      Traveling with small children is a challenge, but it never has to get to this point, if the parents are a) smarter than the child, and b) understand that their priorities, while important, aren't the child's.

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      -Styopa
    28. Re:That's nothing by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Corporations try to steal your rights because it works until those contracts are challenged. And sometimes the challenge never comes.

      The TSA procedures are the same. They'll go as far as they can go until a court challenge tells them to stop. They'll take as many of your rights as you allow them to. We're only noticing it now because they're near the end of our patience and trust.

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      Genocide Man -- Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass murder can be hilarious.
    29. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes... Because you know... A fine will keep them from remembering what they learned...
      Whatever fucktard.

      In the US No CONTRACT can waive your rights under law.
      The only recourse is the deny service.....

      The US sup court ruled years ago that the only reason these security searches at airports were legal was that people can decline at any time and choose not to fly... including after they were already in the terminal...

      The only way to FORCE a person to be searched is with probable cause.
      Otherwise.. Well...
      Terrorists are everywhere.. Mall, court house, airport, bus, concert, wal-mart....
      Lets just always search everyone all the time... It's not like we have the right to be secure in our person.

      Oh, wait.
      Fuck you

  31. Solution to not getting your junk touched! by elkstoy · · Score: 0

    The best solution I heard is to erect an armored booth that detonated any explosive. Everyone has to go through it. Saves time and court expense. Nobody has to take off their shoes or empty their bags. It all goes in with them. The only problem would be how to make it self cleaning?

    1. Re:Solution to not getting your junk touched! by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Solution to not getting your junk touched! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to detonate any explosive, it would need to use an explosion. You can't just use magic. So you're proposing putting each person in line, one after the other, into an armored booth, dropping in a bomb, blowing them up, and then measuring the force of the explosion to see if they had any additional explosives on them. So, how is this effective? If they have explosives, then they're a witch and go to hell, but if they didn't then they've just died a good clean Christian death and go to heaven?

  32. so my choice is by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. radiation exposure and some mall cop staring at my dick. with pictures for permanent internet memories

    2. some mall cop groping my dick

    i choose 3: fuck flying. taking the airplane is a burdensome horrendous experience that just keeps getting worse and worse. it makes driving 20 hours seem more attractive than flying 4 hours

    "the terrorists have won" is a lame trite statement, but it's true. they've permanently altered our society to turn us into scared cattle and they've permanently made airplanes a hellish unattractive transportation method

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    1. Re:so my choice is by kungfugleek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      they've permanently altered our society to turn us into scared cattle and they've permanently made airplanes a hellish unattractive transportation method

      No. That was us.

    2. Re:so my choice is by Combatso · · Score: 1

      what about being summoned to court, just to have the same options walking in the front door.. you decline, you don't make court.. and you are arrested... If the government wants to see your bag, they will find a way.. thats what I get out of this.

    3. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in continental Europe. We're still free here.

    4. Re:so my choice is by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Option 4: Jet pack!

    5. Re:so my choice is by baKanale · · Score: 1

      i choose 3: fuck flying. taking the airplane is a burdensome horrendous experience that just keeps getting worse and worse. it makes driving 20 hours seem more attractive than flying 4 hours

      Screw driving. Take the train. It's faster and more comfortable than driving. In some cases it's even faster than plane, especially since you have to spend four hours waiting in line to get a two-bit handjob from a rent-a-cop. It's less speedy for cross-country, impossible for over seas travel, and more expensive than driving (but cheaper than plane!), but it sure beats driving.

    6. Re:so my choice is by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Is that a joke? I was under the impression that in Europe, you can’t even opt out of the virtual strip-search and request the grope instead.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    7. Re:so my choice is by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you might be on to something. Anybody know if all the TSA passenger regs apply to pilots of small aircraft?

    8. Re:so my choice is by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sad part is, you can't drive to Hawaii...or New Zealand, or Ireland, or Australia....from the U.S. In fact, you really can't drive much of anywhere except Canada and Mexico. So, really, this "fuck flying," solution serves to do little more than keep Americans land locked to their own continent. It limits our contact with other cultures. It limits our life experience. It limits the world in which we feel we can safely function. "Fuck flying," isn't a solution. It just gives us Americans one more excuse to be isolationist and self-centered. Those are both very unhealthy attitudes for a society to develop....especially one that used to be touted as the "cultural melting pot of the world."

    9. Re:so my choice is by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Anybody know if all the TSA passenger regs apply to pilots of small aircraft?

      No, but it’s really expensive to get a pilot’s license and rent or buy a small aircraft and pay for the fuel.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    10. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i choose 3: fuck flying. taking the airplane is a burdensome horrendous experience that just keeps getting worse and worse. it makes driving 20 hours seem more attractive than flying 4 hours

      Which is precisely the option I chose when I went to visit my girlfriend in Texas. I drove 15 hours straight to get there, and spent maybe $100 more than I would have if flying. Along the way I got to see all the scenery I would have otherwise missed, sat in a MUCH more comfortable seat than in any cattle-class airliner, and didn't have to worry about being groped at security. The only real downsides were having to drive through a couple REALLY bad storms, and the traffic in a couple of places. People in Dallas have NO clue how to drive when it rains, and drivers in Waco are pretty well brain damaged even in ideal conditions...

    11. Re:so my choice is by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      option 5: amtrak!

      the expensive, slow train looks more and more attractive as the way to travel in the usa. too bad we're so smitten with cars like heroin addicts that we have no high speed rail system like every other sensible country

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    12. Re:so my choice is by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      ever hear of a boat?

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    13. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said continental Europe. The UK is the one with the no-opt-out clause.

    14. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      p>"the terrorists have won" is a lame trite statement, but it's true.

      Lame, yes. Trite, yes. But not necessarily true. The one and only known since the TSA's inception is that there have been 0 successful attacks on american aircraft since 9/11. You may say this is reason not to have these rules in place.

      Believe me. I want just as much as anyone to be able to say that there is proof out there that what the TSA is doing has been ineffective. I wiill be shouting from the rooftops and throwing confetti when the TSA is finally dissolved. The fact remains, though, that we will never know whether the TSA has been effective in their dealings. Have they prevented any terrorist attacks? I would LOVE to believe so! But, maybe all the well trained terrorists just went on vacation for 9 years. It's improbable, but possible!

      Security Theater is what it is and always has been. A deterrent against terrorists, against chaos, against civil rights; A charade. But I cannot and will not make this connection; That because I walk barefoot, miniaturize all my liquids, allow strangers to grope me, and take doses of radiation, I am somehow recognizing the terrorists as the victors. I'm sorry, I will not give up that easily.

    15. Re:so my choice is by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm pretty sure 99.9% of it was done by an incumbent with no chance to vote by the American populace. There were protests as well, but more people were focused on the fact that we were about to enter a war with no valid casus belli. So, no, not really. While I agree if the entire population had shown up on the doors of Washington DC they wouldn't have had the balls to do it, the the chance of that ever happening is slim to nil.

    16. Re:so my choice is by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Not really, I took my introductory flight this past weekend. Its approximately $8000 out of a small airfield for 60 hours of flight training, ground school, and FAA testing, up to a max of about $10,000. Rental is a little expensive ($119 an hour, plus fuel) but a lot of airports offer taxi craft you can use for one way flights, they'll just subject you to a tie down fee at the destination (at least the airport here does, but that's with partner airports so YMMV).

    17. Re:so my choice is by scubamage · · Score: 1

      TSA and DHS are both present at most train stations. They just are less obvious.

    18. Re:so my choice is by scubamage · · Score: 1

      A family friend actually used to travel by riding with commercial ships. Wish i knew how the heck she did it, but usually when she goes overseas she contacts freight companies and sees which ships are travelling, and then handles everything that way. Basically she stays the hell out of the way and gets to travel for super cheap in sub par conditions (not a lot of critter comforts). Still gets you from point a to point b though.

    19. Re:so my choice is by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      $8000 would pay for quite a few flights, even international, and that’s before even beginning to pay for the rental, plus fuel, which you admit is “a little expensive”.

      No, it’s not “break the bank, sell the house, exorbitantly expensive”, but yes, it’s “really expensive”.

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    20. Re:so my choice is by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Fuel was about $4.02/gal (about a dollar more than automotive gas atm), and with a Cessna 172 the fuel tank holds around 50 gallons. I think the range you'd get out of the gas would be a bit better, and you also would be able to split the cost between other (ungroped) passengers. Not the poor man's option obviously, but reasonably doable for most income brackets above college student/burger flipper with a budget.

    21. Re:so my choice is by vgerclover · · Score: 1

      Somebody has to come up with a better solution.

    22. Re:so my choice is by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Her method is much less likely to work if you're male. Some ship captains will do anything for a good blowjob!

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      I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    23. Re:so my choice is by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Or you could calm down, take a deep breath, and just take your shoes off and walking through a metal detector, all of which takes about 5 minutes.

      I fly about 100,000 miles a year and have come to the conclusion that people who think airport security is anything other than a minor nuisance are people who are generally impossible to please.

    24. Re:so my choice is by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>they've permanently altered our society to turn us into scared cattle

      I respectfully disagree.

      We are not scared cattle. The terrorists haven't really scared us. Fuck them.

      But they have started a series of eveents that makes us more like abused cattle. Facilitated by the tit squeezing, child molesting, mall cop employing TSA.

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    25. Re:so my choice is by sectoidman · · Score: 1

      There's always option 4, finding a small airline or pilot for hire to fly you to where you want to go. Admittedly not the cheapest option, but you get the convenience of air travel without having to deal with the TSA. These guys, for instance, would be perfect: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SeaPort_Airlines

    26. Re:so my choice is by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt a boat is going to allow a lot of Americans the time to take a nice vacation overseas. More than likely, it would give them a week on the boat to get to their destination. A day or two at said destination, and a week to get back (travel times, obviously, vary depending on final destination). That said, a day or two isn't much time to meet the locals or hear their stories.

    27. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be a sad, miserable, and frustrating day when they implement the same bullshit "security" procedures at train stations.

    28. Re:so my choice is by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Depends upon your definition of "small". If you want to fly a typical single-engine, piston powered private airplane, then no, they don't apply. I've had my pilot's license since '91, and you don't have to go through any of this B.S. to board such an airplane. However, about two years ago, DHS got their collective skivvies in a bunch about about many of the private business jets -- some of which, like the Boeing Business Jet, are essentially just custom airliners sold to private owners -- and attempted to get...FAA?...Congress?...to enact a rule requiring passengers on any private airplane that weighs more than 12,500 pounds (a number that was chosen because of an antiquated FAA definition that any airplane weighing more than 12,500 pounds is a "large" airplane) to be screened like airline passengers. I don't recall if that rule was ever put into effect or not, but I know that a lot of private pilots (including myself), corporate flight departments and various bizjet pilot organizations were up in arms over that proposal.

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    29. Re:so my choice is by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      ...but it sure beats driving.

      Depends upon what you drive. I'd gladly take my V-Strom on vacation, if I could get anywhere from Alaska and back in two weeks' time...

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    30. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i choose 3: fuck flying. taking the airplane is a burdensome horrendous experience

      Wow, it must be great to have a job where they don't give a shit whether you show up or not.

    31. Re:so my choice is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on flights into the US.

      You lot have to decide whether you can do without flying at all - we only have to decide to say "fuck the USA" - something we're pretty used to saying anyway :)

    32. Re:so my choice is by JustABlitheringIdiot · · Score: 1

      Anybody know if all the TSA passenger regs apply to pilots of small aircraft?

      No, but it’s really expensive to get a pilot’s license and rent or buy a small aircraft and pay for the fuel.

      Not to mention you get on "the list" for being interested in obtaining a pilots license.

    33. Re:so my choice is by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Actually, you might be on to something. Anybody know if all the TSA passenger regs apply to pilots of small aircraft?

      They do apply if the GA (General Aviation [small planes]) pilots and pax have access to the secured area beyond the checkpoints. If the secured area blocks off GA traffic, then the GA side can be unsecured.

      GA and commercial aviation don't mix well in the first place, do to the huge disparities in speed (try to mix them in the traffic pattern) and size (small planes should let at least two minutes pass before passing through a large jet's trail, as there can be a spinning vortex of air which can send the little plane tumbling into the ground).

      Of course, GA also includes private jets, whose size/performance makes it more likely to use commercial airports instead of smaller GA fields.

      A Silicon Valley notable (Jobs?) was recently stopped overseas (when leaving the country) for carrying illegal throwing stars. The airport was commercial which meant that he had to clear security.

      And forget about packing them in your suitcase. Your luggage is accessible on the private plane, so it's all subject to the same limitations as your carry-on bags.

  33. Viagra time by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Next time I fly, I'm going to swallow lots of Viagra. If they're going to frisk me, they'll have to accept that I don't have a 3rd leg. I'm sure those bright minds will figure it out eventually.

    Sorry to hold up the line folks. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... :)

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    1. Re:Viagra time by fotbr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As usual, xkcd time: http://www.xkcd.com/779/

    2. Re:Viagra time by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Brilliant

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  34. Thats Unpossible. by RichMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So where are the political people who promised us it was "impossible" for the images from these scanners to be saved? It was clearly a manufacturing possibility that the images could be stored. And the rule of operation is that "if it can be done, it will be".

    Geeky systems observation:

    There needs to be a better political process where, when the political message is later proven to be a lie, we can shoot the original messenger. Because without negative feedback the system will continue to run amok. The current political process is not good enough and has a large enough time lag that corrective factors build up and sever oscillations occur.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_margin

    1. Re:Thats Unpossible. by sribe · · Score: 1

      So where are the political people who promised us it was "impossible" for the images from these scanners to be saved? It was clearly a manufacturing possibility that the images could be stored.

      Well, IIRC, someone used FOIA to get their hands on the RFP, and it specified storage & networking capabilities. Too bad I can't remember any reference...

    2. Re:Thats Unpossible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There needs to be a better political process where, when the political message is later proven to be a lie, we can shoot the original messenger. Because without negative feedback the system will continue to run amok. The current political process is not good enough and has a large enough time lag that corrective factors build up and sever oscillations occur.

      I find your recommendation quite barbaric and pointless. The dead do not learn.

      Instead, for every time it's been proven they've lied to the public, we cut off a finger.

      That way the next time they're up for election and wave to their adoring public, we know exactly who not to trust.

      (And if they have no fingers remaining, they're kicked out of office immediately.)

    3. Re:Thats Unpossible. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Even if it weren't possible, what are the odds they confiscate a screener's cellphone (with camera) before he goes in the room to watch them? Even if he can't save the picture of the hot chick on the drive (or even worse if he's a pedophile), he can snap a pic with his cellphone.

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    4. Re:Thats Unpossible. by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. There needs to be more consequences for the government. If some law is later found unconstitutional, for example, all the people that voted for the law should be fired/shot/whatever. As it is, there is no risk at all. There is no feedback mechanism. Well, there is, but it's too slow, as you've pointed out. Individual politicians will probably be out of politics by the time the next revolution occurs.

      This reminds me of my "violence bubble" theory. 'Western' cultures look at more 'violent' tribal societies in the middle east and think that they are horrendously violent and they need to be saved by bringing democracy to them. Through 'Western' eyes, being in a constant state of war, like Somalia, say, or certain groups of American Indian tribes, seems like a terrible way to live. However, on a long enough time scale, the western powers are also at war constantly; they just rest for several decades and then have massive invasion-style warfare that kills millions. Our obsession with peace allows "violence bubbles" to form, in which oppression happens which eventually gets bad enough that revolution happens with massive violence and unsatisfactory outcome most of the time anyway. It would be better if we had constant civil unrest, and citizens acted out violently/'voted from the rooftops' on a regular basis, over small bullshit issues like taxation and well, getting groped at airports. The overall amount of violence would be lower, and we wouldn't have to put up with, for example, being groped at airports during the supposed 'peacetime' stretches. Going against what we were all taught in pre-school, could more violence be the answer?

    5. Re:Thats Unpossible. by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a better political process where, when the political message is later proven to be a lie, we can shoot the original messenger.

      I think this is a great idea. I think something similar should be done with laws that a polititian sponsers that are later found to be unconstitutional. Simple hanging for the sponser. It will cause the polititians to take much more care about the laws they write.

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    6. Re:Thats Unpossible. by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Immediately when they kept saying that it was impossible to get images off, I recognized that for the bullshit it was. They had to get the images for the newspapers somehow (and those images are probably photoshopped and shrunk so much that they're nowhere near the level of detail that the TSA agent actually sees). Then they started saying that the feature was "turned off". A "turned off" feature just means that they haven't flipped the switch yet. Then it was that the workers would be supervised and reprimanded for improper use. Then we find out that that's not really any protection for a Bollywood actor. Then we get this story where "oops, looks like tens of thousands of scans were saved and leaked, sorry". The body scanner has been one lie after another by the TSA to try and ease people into the idea of getting naked pictures of themselves taken by the government. Believe me, I'm not prudish (though I doubt anyone really wants to see my body), but I'm pretty sure there's a big difference between someone visiting a nude beach without cameras and having government agents save nude pictures of people.

  35. Images were always saved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It has been pretty apparent that these things could save images from the very start.

    Have you ever seen a picture of these scans? Were you at the airport at the time, or was it on TV or the internet? How do you think it got there?

    1. Re:Images were always saved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By taking a picture or shooting video of the screen? 90% of the time you see surveilence video on TV, a cameraman shot footage of the security system screen because saving the video to disk or flash is not within the capabilities of the equipment, or the operator has no idea how to do it, or it's just too much hassle.

  36. Re:I'll be honest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed 100%. Others posted the same thing and they are all getting marked down as troll or off topic for some reason. I think this is VERY on topic. No one here can identify anything specific to a an individual at all in those xray "naked" pictures. They are freaking blobs of white and dark. They are not suggestive of anything. I am 100% totally against violations of personal liberties and the TSA/law enforcement holding on to them but really, THAT is the problem, not what the actual pictures reveal. People arguing that these pictures are too suggestive and should be banned better rethink their arguement of why they want them banned so people will actually listen to them and take them seriously. The older first versions of the Sony Nightvision camcorders revealed far more suggestive things than these do.

    Mark this troll, off topic, flame, whatever, it doesn't change anything.

  37. Technology changes history again by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    So from now on "how it's hanging" will be a verifiable public record.

  38. Remember National Opt Out Day by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Informative

    Next Wednesday: http://www.optoutday.com/

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    1. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Remember, remember the 24th of November, eh? :)

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    2. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by Titoxd · · Score: 1

      Next Wednesday: http://www.optoutday.com/

      Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/779/

    3. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I'm going to skip it.

    4. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by res1216 · · Score: 1

      Admirable as the sentiment may be, this is idiotic. A one-day boycott will change nothing. I'd guess the actual message sent is that whatever policy being protested can continue, since there is no support for long-term protest. But I'm sure all involved will fell like they're DOING SOMETHING.

      Earlier this summer, Slashdot ran a retrospective of the Birmingham bus boycotts. One of the major takeaways (which went unremarked-upon) is that the boycott persisted for an entire year before any change was effected.

      That's how you fix things. Get you and everyone you know, and everyone they know, (etc.) to stop flying entirely, for as long as it takes.

      If air travel drops by 20% across the board, and those numbers are sustained, things will change.

    5. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by Altus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is, by far, the busiest travel day of the year in the US, so that might be worth something, but I agree that an ongoing boycot is the only real way.

      Then again, the airlines would probably just blame the 20% on the economy and ask for a bailout.

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    6. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next Wednesday: http://www.optoutday.com/

      And here's one reason why. The images on Gizmodo are not from the more common back-scatter devices being deployed, which is where the sample here comes from. Note there is visible nudity.

    7. Re:Remember National Opt Out Day by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      It is, by far, the busiest travel day of the year in the US, so that might be worth something, but I agree that an ongoing boycot is the only real way.

      Then again, the airlines would probably just blame the 20% on the economy and ask for a bailout.

      The idea of National Opt-Out Day is to get people sitting around with their families the next day talking and building awareness of the problem. There just aren't enough people who know about it to make an impact yet.

      As for boycotting air travel, I doubt that it would achieve anything. It's like saying that we should fight the RIAA by choosing not to buy their music: the result is the RIAA buying more politicians to support the "piracy and piracy alone is killing us" mindset. I think a reasonable goal for the current TSA problems would be to have a large fraction, say half, of all randomly selected passengers opt for the frisk and then have a lot of them file complaints with the TSA, the airlines, and their representatives (by phone, not email).

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  39. Re:The same machines we're repeatedly told can't s by timster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cares whether the machines can save images or not anyway? Any screener with a camera phone could just take a picture of the screen.

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  40. Make all Senators and Diplomats subject themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make all Senators and Diplomats subject themselves to these types of scanners and we'll see how they enjoy it.

  41. In their defense by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    they just kept images of the hot girls.

    1. Re:In their defense by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Including the fat one in the tie? I take it you didn't RTFA...

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  42. fractional ownership for the win by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    No, this is all for the little people. Celebrities will just further flock to their G5's so they don't have to rub elbows with the hoi polloi at the gate. Invest heavily in concierge jet taxis.

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  43. Citizens Arrest by DreamArcher · · Score: 1

    Every citizen has the right to do a citizens arrest. Once they touch your junk all you have to do is notify them you are arresting them and any "real" law enforcement officer must take them into custody. It's the law. However I'm very certain this will never happen.

    1. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You can't arrest them for molesting you if you consented to the "pat-down" in the first place, and the pat-down is opt-in, so choosing it is giving consent.

      So you're right, a citizen's arrest for this will never happen, but not for the reason you're giving ;)

    2. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You cannot consent to an unconstitutional violation of your rights any more than a 3-year-old can consent to a sexual encounter with an adult. All it proves is that you were coerce-able.

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    3. Re:Citizens Arrest by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      No they don't. They haven't been able to for years. Citizens arrest used to work when everyone carried weapons and the only way a 'citizens arrest' happened is if something serious happened and the posse went after the bad guy.

      Come to my state, try to perform a citizens arrest, see how far it gets you. If you say 'you're under arrest' you'll just get laughed at, but the person you're arresting and the cops. You touch them, and then you've assaulted them, in which case they can defend themselves.

      Its not the law and hasn't been for years because idiots like yourself use it for your on personal gain and agenda rather than the purpose it originally served which was to give people some sort of control in an area with no official law officers.

      Of course, ignoring all the truth in the law ... and going on your original statement ... Do you REALLY fucking think you can claim 'citizens arrest' on a fucking federal law enforcement officer in a public place doing the same thing he/she does every day? Are you REALLY that fucking retarded? What cop are you going to tell? The other 20 guys/gals JUST like him standing around? You gonna tell the state cop that hangs out with them? Who are you going to tell? Get a grip, reality is a little different than where you live.

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    4. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      By definition, consenting to a search makes that search constitutional. This is why police just need either consent or a warrant to search your home, for example - that's all they need to stay within the law. A search made without consent or a warrant would be unconstitutional, but that's not the situation here.

      The fact is, if you opt for the pat-down, you're giving consent, and consent makes the search constitutional. (If you disagree, please refer me to the part of the constitution that says I cannot consent to a search of my person.)

      This is not akin to a child not being able to consent to a sexual encounter with an adult. The reason is simple - the only reason children can't legally consent is that the law says they can't. You're presumably an adult, and by law, adults can consent to a search.

    5. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      By definition, consenting to a search makes that search constitutional.

      Wrong. That’s the whole reason why they have to read you your Miranda rights. Look it up.

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    6. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you can explain why it's constitutional for cops to search your house without a warrant if you give consent. (By your logic, it's not.)

      And perhaps you can refer me to the part of the constitution which states a person cannot waive any of the rights listed there.

      Incidentally, some brief googling turns up court decisions stating a person can waive a constitutional right if they do so knowingly. People can waive their constitutional right to counsel, for example; by your logic, it is unconstitutional for a trial to proceed without defense counsel even if the defendant wants to proceed pro-se.

      What you're missing here is simple: if you are aware of your rights, you can waive them. Miranda is simply there to ensure that people who are arrested are aware of those rights. That's all it is - a reminder. Miranda does not give anyone any additional rights.

      I assumed that you would read the implicit "knowingly" in my original statement. Obviously, if you're choosing a pat-down instead of a scan with the intent of arresting the TSA officer for touching you, then you know what you're doing, you're aware of your right against unlawful search, and you're capable of waiving it.

      In fact I would be willing to bet that the vast majority of people who know what a citizen's arrest is and when they can do it are also aware of what their rights are, and are therefore capable of waiving those rights if they so choose.

    7. Re:Citizens Arrest by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Citizens arrest is still legal in most states and if you resist a proper one you are guilty of resisting arrest. Here's the relevant laws from my state:

      S 140.30 Arrest without a warrant; by any person; when and where authorized.
      1. Subject to the provisions of subdivision two, any person may arrest another person (a) for a felony when the latter has in fact committed such felony, and (b) for any offense when the latter has in fact committed such offense in his presence.
      2. Such an arrest, if for a felony, may be made anywhere in the state. If he arrest is for an offense other than a felony, it may be made only in the county in which such offense was committed.

      S 140.35 Arrest without a warrant; by person acting other than as a police officer or a peace officer; when and how made.
      1. A person may arrest another person for an offense pursuant to section 140.30 at any hour of any day or night.
      2. Such person must inform the person whom he is arresting of the reason for such arrest unless he encounters physical resistance, flight or other factors rendering such procedure impractical.
      3. In order to effect such an arrest, such person may use such physical force as is justifiable pursuant to subdivision four of section 35.30 of the penal law.

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    8. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Not all rights are inalienable.

      To continue to use the Miranda example, it’s quite simple. You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to free speech... and anything you say can be used against you.

      What the TSA is doing is the equivalent of “Sign this paper... okay, you no longer have the right to remain silent. You can talk to the camera, or talk to this nice guy in the blue gloves. Take your pick.”

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    9. Re:Citizens Arrest by scubamage · · Score: 1

      So far as I know that hasn't been tested by the courts. You can't consent away certain rights. For instance, a wife can't sign a contract to let her husband rape her every night. It'd be considered an unconscionable contact and therefore unenforceable. Likewise, you can't form a contract with someone asking them to kill you; it'd be considered unconscionable, and they'd get charged with murder. Most things which would otherwise be crimes without consent fall into this category. It'd be interesting to see how it WOULD play out in a courtroom.

    10. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was my point.

      In fact you can’t consent away your right to remain silent either. You can not remain silent if you choose, but you’ll still have the right to remain silent at any time that you choose to exercise it. They can’t say “no, you waived that right, now you have to tell us everything”.

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    11. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Yet you keep pretending the "sign this paper" bit isn't there.

      You see, nobody is forced to travel by airplane. If you choose to fly, then you are choosing to submit to the TSA's idiotic rules. If they give you a choice of methods by which they examine your genitals, well, you don't get to pretend they're violating your rights one way but not the other.

      Everyone knows you get searched, scanned, etc at the airport. Nobody is surprised by the security checkpoints. If you choose to be groped instead of ogled, that's your choice, and you can't complain about it.

      There is a third choice, of course. You could decide not to fly.

      The TSA's security theater is certainly stupid and pointless and a waste of resources, but as long as people consent to the searches, they're not unconstitutional.

    12. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      For instance, a wife can't sign a contract to let her husband rape her every night.

      That example is inherently self-contradictory. It's not rape if it's consensual, by definition (speaking specifically about adults). (I don't want to get into an argument about the specifics of rape. I'm specifically talking about agreeing to something, knowing what will happen.)

      At any rate, your examples are all of people trying to consent to have crimes committed against them, not of people waiving a right.

      The law does not say "One has the right to not be murdered". The law says "Nobody has the right to murder another person." Surely you can see that there's a difference.

      Legally speaking, you can't waive a "right to not be murdered", because you don't have that right, and the right to murder you is not yours to give to someone else.

      If you disagree, and still think waiving a right is unconstitutional, please refer me to the section of the constitution that says so.

      As for "consenting away certain rights", it is well-established that consenting to a search virtually always makes that search legal - cops do not need a warrant to search your house if you willingly allow them to search your house. (The same goes for your car, or your pockets.)

      I don't see why you all think consenting to a search by the TSA is somehow different.

      (Again, I'm not defending the TSA. I'm just saying their searches are not unconstitutional so long as travelers consent to those searches.)

    13. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. You have the right to remain silent, if speaking has the potential to incriminate you; that's why they tell you that anything you say can and will be used against you. They'd never have reason to use something you say in your favor, because that's not their job.

      You can be compelled to testify against someone else, assuming such testimony does not incriminate you, which is equivalent to not having the right to remain silent.

      By your logic, a person cannot confess to a crime to police or a judge, because the constitution says you can't be compelled to testify against yourself.

      Indeed, just as you may decide to testify against yourself, you may also decide to allow the TSA to search you before you board a plane. Neither is unconstitutional.

      Some rights are situational. We have the right to not be searched unreasonably. If you consent to a search, then you clearly believe it reasonable. (If you don't think it's reasonable, why are you consenting?)

    14. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      By your logic, a person cannot confess to a crime to police or a judge

      No. You can’t get that from anything I said. By my logic a person cannot be compelled to confess to a crime. Ever, no matter what sort of contractual obligations they supposedly were under.

      Indeed, just as you may decide to testify against yourself, you may also decide to allow the TSA to search you before you board a plane.

      But you can’t not let them search you. Even if you decide not to board the plane. (The guy who tried that was arrested. Didn’t you hear?) Once you enter the line, you are going to be forced to testify against yourself (what’s analogous to it in this situation, anyway).

      You don’t even have to agree to it. You just have to show up. That’s akin to telling someone that now that he’s in the witness box, he no longer has his 5th amendment right.

      He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
          – Benjamin Franklin

      Remarkably fitting in this particular case because you don’t deserve either of them and you’re not getting them either. You get only the impression of security. This is a complete farce. But that’s exactly how the gorillas in charge want it. They just want to create the illusion of security so they can maintain the illusion of control.

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    15. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yet you keep pretending the "sign this paper" bit isn't there.

      No, I’m saying that the “sign this paper” bit is illegal and invalid if it takes away my inalienable rights.

      If they give you a choice of methods by which they examine your genitals, well, you don't get to pretend they're violating your rights one way but not the other.

      I’m saying they’re violating my rights grossly in either case, and once someone’s in line they can’t change their mind and re-claim their rights. Sorry, too late. We’ll arrest you if you try.

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    16. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      By my logic a person cannot be compelled to confess to a crime.

      That is indeed what the fifth amendment says, but that isn't the point I was making. You were saying it is impossible for a person to voluntarily waive their rights, that the constitution does not allow it.

      That is demonstrably false - a person can indeed waive their rights. Just as a person can voluntarily give a confession (which is waiving their fifth amendment right), a person can voluntarily allow themselves to be searched.

      Once you've waived the right, it's too late to tell them "wait, no, you can't make me waive the right", unless you believe people should not be held to their agreements... it's a bit like complaining that once you've jumped off a cliff you can no longer choose to stay on top.

      But you can’t not let them search you. Even if you decide not to board the plane. (The guy who tried that was arrested. Didn’t you hear?)

      I didn't, and that is indeed a violation of his rights.

      But you're still pretending it's a choice between "get violated or get arrested". You're still pretending that there's not another choice - don't fly at all. Don't buy plane tickets in the first place. Don't show up to the airport with the intention of refusing to be searched. If you show up anyway, then you have indeed reduced your choices, but at that point you've already jumped off the cliff.

      If you want the TSA to fix their stupid policies, don't buy plane tickets is the choice you need to make.

      Given the choice between getting your right to privacy violated and getting arrested, then if you seriously value that right to privacy, you should choose getting arrested, and let the courts sort it out. If enough people have to waste the courts' time with this, the courts will force the TSA to stop.

      If you still choose to let them grope you, rather than get arrested, then you are indeed voluntarily giving up your right to privacy.

    17. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      it's a bit like complaining that once you've jumped off a cliff you can no longer choose to stay on top.

      No, it’s a bit like saying that once you’ve climbed to the top of a cliff you have no choice but to jump off it, because “You agreed to that by climbing it”. And then the guy behind you pushes you off it if you hesitate.

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    18. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      ... except before climbing up you see a guy at the top pushing people off, but you decide to climb up anyway.

    19. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      He doesn’t push everyone off. Only a few randomly selected ones. And there’s candy just beyond him.

      And even if he does decide to push you off, that doesn’t make it okay for him to do it just because you knew he might.

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    20. Re:Citizens Arrest by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Everyone gets searched at the airport, not just "a few randomly selected ones".

    21. Re:Citizens Arrest by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Most of them get the much less-invasive metal detector, remove their shoes & belt, luggage x-ray, etc. I’m okay with that.

      It would be time- and cost-prohibitive for them to screen everyone with the body scanners or grope-down.

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  44. Best Way to Protest: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    always go into the scans or pat-downs with a raging boner

  45. Time to get out the Speedo... by Rabbidous · · Score: 1

    IF I'm only wearing a speedo, I can't hide anything right?

  46. Choo choo! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Is the passenger train industry moving to capitalize on this at all?

    Suddenly those bullet train proposals here in California don't seem all that bad. Well, other than the fact we can't build any public works anymore without it costing $1 billion per foot.

    1. Re:Choo choo! by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Well Amtrak makes jabs at it with their commercials "take your shoes off only if you want to" and the like.

    2. Re:Choo choo! by magarity · · Score: 1

      Is the passenger train industry moving to capitalize on this at all?
       
      Probably not. Let's check a fairly normal distance USA city pair: Denver to Chicago by train: 18 hours, 40 minutes, $400 for an economy seat. By plane, 2 hours, 20 minutes, $340. Even adding the time to get hassled by the goons at the airport, paying extra to sit on the train for another 16 hours can't compete except for the most leisurely of leisure travelers.

    3. Re:Choo choo! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I suppose. I had shorter hops in mind, like L.A. to San Francisco or Vegas.

    4. Re:Choo choo! by magarity · · Score: 1

      In that case you can get a used Cessna 172 for $20K and make that kind of trip in a couple of hours or less. As a bonus, show up in Vegas in your own plane and your favorite casino will send their limo for you, even if it is a cheap plane.

  47. misalignment by x3rc3s · · Score: 1

    So privacy issues aside (but not forgotten), how often are these machines calibrated and inspected? The article says the image quality suffers due to a misalignment in the machine. How long did that persist? Were people exposed to higher doses of radiation as a result? Why should we trust security guards to run what basically amounts to adapted medical equipment? If we are going to have these machines, shouldn't they be operated by trained radiologists who have some hope of recognizing when the machine is not working in spec and understand the potential consequences?

  48. Where's the "security theater Rick Santelli"? by scotsalmon · · Score: 1

    It seems like what's necessary at this point is for someone with a public platform to actually say what we all know, that security theater (a) has gone too far and (b) isn't helping anyway.

    It's probably too risky for someone who, say, works for an airline, or an airport, to say it even if they know it, because then if that airline or airport is the target of the next attack, even if it had nothing to do with what they said, the lawsuits would fly even faster and more furiously than usual. It's unlikely that a politician from the spineless Democratic Party would say anything that could be construed as being soft on terrorists. I'd like to think that some of the Republicans (especially some of these newly elected Tea Party types) might, but I also think they count on the whole atmosphere-of-constant-fear thing to drive up demand for their preferred policies of military spending, gun rights, the death penalty, and so on, so I am not counting on them either. And anyone who has to answer to the politicians (like the head of the TSA) probably has to shut up for the same reasons.

    So I'm not sure who I'm counting on here. I dunno if some 2nd-tier broadcaster could do for this issue what Rick Santelli did for the mortgage bailout, because when he ranted, it was politically easy for others to say "yeah! what he said!" But there must be someone. Right?

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  49. Naked Body Scanners DO and ARE saving images! by gabrieltss · · Score: 4, Insightful
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    1. Re:Naked Body Scanners DO and ARE saving images! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Could you possible have posted links to a more biased and untrustworthy source?

      I'm not denying anything, but you posted links to a website that acts as if the government does nothing but evil, all the time, and never does anything useful.

      You need to not post links to a site thats nothing but sensationalism and nutjobbedness (tm).

      Of course, on slashdot, facts aren't really that important, just who can get the most people riled up.

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    2. Re:Naked Body Scanners DO and ARE saving images! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, that's what I though too. I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't put it past them, I'm certainly not supporting the TSA wiping its ass on the Fourth Amendment, but PrisonPlanet/Infowars are tinfoil grade sites. That site also claims that the government is killing you with evil sciency things like vaccines, fluoridated water, and genetically modified crops, that there's all kind of secret death camps here and there that 'They' are going to throw you in for some vaguely defined goal, that 9/11 was an inside job, something about the Illuminati/Freemasons/Templar, blah, blah, ect...when they rant and rave about ignorant conspiracy theory laden half truths, it's hard to take anything they say seriously, which only hurts the cause of people fighting against genuine government abuses of power.

      I think the TSA is stupid and/or evil, not sure which all the time, but Alex Jones's sites are steaming cesspools of every flavor of nonsense imaginable, so no matter how much something on that site happens to align with how I think, I can't believe anything I see there without confirmation from someone more reputable.

  50. Obese pictures! by fluor2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn the people of the US are fat!

    1. Re:Obese pictures! by BabyDuckHat · · Score: 1

      Hey, we're not fat. It's glandular.

    2. Re:Obese pictures! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn the people of the US are fat!

      We're trying to make ourselves unattractive so they stop raping us, virtually.

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    3. Re:Obese pictures! by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      You're volumetrically challenged?

  51. there is no place for TSA prison security by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    in airports for people who are doing nothing, but trying to travel. These invasive and unnecessary scans and pat downs need to be ended and an investigation into why Michael Chertoff was allowed to manipulate Homeland Security so he and his friends could make billions of dollars selling nude body scanners.

  52. ScannerPorn.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out hot nude pics of unsuspecting travelers at http://www.scannerporn.com/

  53. If I'm going to be frisked... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    If I have to be frisked shouldn't I at least have the right to choose the hot chick with the handcuffs to search me?

  54. I have only one question. by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 1

    As a male, can I request that I be frisked by a female TSA agent? If so, then I fully support these new security procedures, and I applaud the work you're doing!

  55. Not exactly... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    Much of the recent Security Theatre, for example, the requirement to notify the government 72 hours in advance when you travel domestically in the USA now being phased in as a result of the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, which was, of course, passed by a Republican Congress.

    You can still buy a ticket less than 72 hours before the flight and fly anywhere. From the link you provide in you post:

    "Will passengers still be able to book a ticket within 72 hours of a flight? Yes. TSA’s Secure Flight program can conduct watch list matching for passengers up until the time of the flight. Passengers will be prompted to provide Secure Flight information when booking travel. For reservations booked on short notice, or within 72 hours of the scheduled flight departure time, airlines must submit the required passenger information as soon as the reservation is made."

    The passenger has no duty to notify anyone, anytime. It's all on the airlines.

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  56. You're doing it wrong. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Modify the body scanners to remove the displays and any I/O connectors. Further modify them so that they detonate any explosives within them.

    I bet we run out of terrorists before the replacement costs for the scanners start to become a problem.

  57. Re:The same machines we're repeatedly told can't s by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

    If it's a computer, it can save images. When I read reports that the machines are incapable of storing and transmitting images I get angry.

    I would be infinitely be more likely to trust a press report stating that TSA policies prohibit storing and transmission of these images, but as with anything computer related there is always a risk that the system will operate in ways that were not intended.

  58. Re:operators "cannot store, print, transmit or sav by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

    Which is exactly why a FOI request revealed that 30,000 images had been stored and transmitted to a consultant. This is also why the TSA RFP (Request for Proposals, a purchase order in layman terms) for the scanners required that the scanners be able to save and store images, be network capable and be able to transmit stored images to other locations.

    Why do you believe them when the say they can't do it when all the evidence indicates they can and that the agency has not only required that the machines be capable of doing so that they have been caught doing EXACTLY what they say they can't do. The DHS and TSA is FULL of liars!

  59. Shoot the messenger == no politicians left by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, but if we are allowed to shoot a politician everytime he lies and/or reverses his stand on any issue, we might as well wipe out every federal and state and local post there is. All you need to do is watch the Daily Show *any* random day of the week, and they will run a bit involving a senator or congressman saying one thing and then show how a year earlier he/she said the exact opposite.

    Our political process seems to *depend* upon mass amnesia, where, depending upon which way the wind blows politicians can reverse their stands on an issue and somehow we never take notice. Certainly, the media (with the notable exception of Comedy Central) never takes notice.

    Just because *you heard them say* "images will not be saved" doesn't mean that after this incident they won't say "images are being saved in the interests of national security and to use as evidence when and if potential threats are intercepted, and the perpetrators brought to justice".

    Or, they'll puill a Fox News and just lie saying "Images are not being saved." And then you can show them the images and ask "what about these?" And they'll respond "In this post 9/11 world, there will always be isolated incidents where the appearance of inpropriety occurs. But it's in the best interests of all to support this technology as it's our patriotic duty to keep America safe."

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    1. Re:Shoot the messenger == no politicians left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk as if that's a bad thing.

    2. Re:Shoot the messenger == no politicians left by JustABlitheringIdiot · · Score: 1

      images are being saved in the interests of national security and to use as evidence when and if potential threats are intercepted, and the perpetrators brought to justice".

      Now I won't say that somebody in the interest of trying to sell the system to the masses didn't lie and say that the images are not stored. But, IIRC the answer from the people making the decision to implement and writing the spec was and always has been that an image is recorded and stored whenever an alert is triggered to be used as evidence in a trial.

      I would suggest that given the need to keep the images from alerts as evidence that the gross failing of the system is the fact that these images were not encrypted and stored securely or destroyed after the person was cleared / the alert declared false.

    3. Re:Shoot the messenger == no politicians left by Painted · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but if we are allowed to shoot a politician everytime he lies and/or reverses his stand on any issue, we might as well wipe out every federal and state and local post there is.

      You say that like it's a bad thing. /confused

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  60. Re:The same machines we're repeatedly told can't s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand:

    1. scanning machines that cannot store pictures - do.
    2. voting machines that cannot output hard copy that can be used in recounts - don't.

    A little consistency here, people. Please.

  61. this shit wasn't invented in two years by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps you're too young to remember or just trying to bash Obama, but I seem to recall during the Bush administration that the telcos were all coerced to enable illegal blanket wiretaps on US citizens without warrants. These airport x-ray devices weren't invented, developed, and deployed in just two years. The rollout was initiated during the Bush administration. It was he who authorized the creation of an entire additional government department, the Department of Homeland Security. Talk about increasing government spending unnecessarily by duplicating efforts... Why won't the tea-partiers call it like it is?

    Seth

    1. Re:this shit wasn't invented in two years by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Why won't the tea-partiers call it like it is?
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/39691880#39691880
      Welcome to the idea of a “Virtual democracy” and follow the cash :)

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    2. Re:this shit wasn't invented in two years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you're too young to remember or just trying to bash Obama, but I seem to recall during the Bush administration that the telcos were all coerced to enable illegal blanket wiretaps on US citizens without warrants.

      And I seem to recall Obama voting for FISA2008 which gave the telcos and government a get-out-of-jail-free card for said wiretaps.

      Why won't the tea-partiers call it like it is?

      Take off the party-line blinders.

      It's apparently become trendy to hate the constitution.

    3. Re:this shit wasn't invented in two years by jammer170 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At this point, Obama is just as guilty as Bush, given the fact that he has the power to stop it and hasn't yet (nor even made mention of wanting to). The security theater is about the only truly bi-partisan thing done by our government.

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    4. Re:this shit wasn't invented in two years by ZosX · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that Obama wanted to seek no punishment on the telcos for this illegal activity and chose the path of seeking further ability to wiretap citizens. Fuck Obama and fuck Bush Jr.....and especially fuck Cheney!

      Our future is being determined by all the wrong people.

  62. Fat Bastards by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    I saw two things in the video.

    1) The average weight of people going into this courthouse in Florida is unusually high.
    2) Most of the time, the "bad area" identified by the machine was in the ribcage area. To me, it looked like the system generated a boatload of false positives.

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  63. It's not illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's the fact that the data isn't supposed to be stored. They're retaining the data illegally

    It's not illegal, it's not even against regulations. It's against policy. They never bothered to take the step to make it illegal, and define penalties for violating it. Merely "we promise we won't do it... until we change our mind later.".

    Agencies can't change laws.

    Agencies can change regulations after public notice and comment.

    Agencies can change policies at any time, in secret.

  64. Post-mortem by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lying about this is unconscionable, but I can see a valid reason for them wanting to save such things: it lets you know how they were defeated last time.

    Suppose that somebody does manage to sneak something deadly on board. If this were a bug in a piece of software, you'd all want to leap to reconstructing the event, and you'd be irked if you knew you had deliberately thrown away a crucial piece of information. Especially since if it happened once, it could happen again. So you'd have to go on lockdown.

    I'm NOT trying to justify this. Lying bad, radiation bad, groping bad, virtual strip search bad, TSA bad, pictures always leak, terrorists winning, Orwell right, etc. I'm good with all that.

    But I'm a bit surprised that they didn't even try to make the case for saving the pictures, perhaps with an public key encryption and the private key kept only on a piece of paper locked in a safe somewhere. I guess they felt it was futile; people are uncomfortable enough about the pictures as it is.

    1. Re:Post-mortem by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Really, you're irked that they lied?

      Dude, George Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq and over 100,000 Iraqi civilians and over 4000 US troops DIED as a result of *that* lie. But nobody seems to be irked about that one. Everyone in the USA jokes about that one. Yeah it's a big joke.

      100,000 dead -- that's like you having 9/11 happen every week or so. Hope you can sleep at night.

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    2. Re:Post-mortem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't make the case because of their hubris and contempt for the general public. Why would they attempt to negotiate with the people they trample underfoot? It's far easier to feed us bullshit and just go ahead with whatever they want to do anyway. The worst thing that will possibly happen to them once we find out about their deception is a few underlings might get slapped on the wrists, but the decision makers are safely insulated from any reprisal. What kind of government agency pleads or negotiates with the public in a nation where former Presidents openly and proudly admit to authorizing crimes that we used to hang people for?

  65. Re:The same machines we're repeatedly told can't s by JimWise · · Score: 1

    I have been confused by this. They often report that there is no way for the machines to record the images and therefor it is not a violation of privacy. I do not see how that makes any difference. If someone creates a peep-hole in the women's changing room it is an invasion of privacy, whether pictures are taken or not.

    On the other hand, I would WANT the machines to be able to capture the image if something suspicious was found. I would want them to show me on the screen why they felt they had the right to do a more invasive search if they thought they saw something suspicious. An image capture should be kept should the incident go to court for any reason (the screener followed up with a more invasive search when the screen did not display anything that should have raised any suspicions, or on the flip-side something illegal was found after a more invasive search but the suspect claims they were chosen illegally for a more invasive search.)

  66. So who did Gizmodo steal this data from? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I trust Gizmodo about 10 times less than the US Government.

    Gizmodo saying something bad about them is almost a get out of jail free card.

    Gizmodo is not a reputable source for anything, ESPECIALLY news that involves politics.

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  67. TSA-steria is way over-rated by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They look at hundreds to thousands of headless scans a day. Sounds like a mostly dull job to me. Especially if you've been to an airport and seen how many unattractive people are traveling. I doubt adding my own ugly scan to pile would do much for either them or me. The complainers interviewed on TV are mostly an un-attractive lot. I dont see what they have to fear either.

    1. Re:TSA-steria is way over-rated by asticia · · Score: 1

      Headless scans? I see those pictures are pretty matched to real photography of scanned person.

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    2. Re:TSA-steria is way over-rated by peter303 · · Score: 1

      That is a Marshall's service courtroom scans, not what the TSA uses. The rightwing nuts are using promotional scans from years ago to fan hysteria.

  68. Two words.. by sea4ever · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Child porn.

  69. I got a terabyte drive full of better porn... by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should I care about the low-res crap copped from some security scanners?

    Seriously, as long as they don't give me cancer (which is iffy so I'm "opting out" until "the science is in") or cause growths (like a second head,) who gives a fuck?

    Hell, if they turn the heat up in winter, I'll walk naked through the airport. It won't be pretty but neither is comedy.

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  70. the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The function of any security checkpoint is to show who's boss." - Richard Ben Cramer

  71. What's next ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait till the next ' terrorist ' crams a few pounds of ( insert malleable plastic explosive here ) with a fuse and plastic or ceramic blasting cap up ( pick your favorite orifice here ) and boards a plane while passing the backscatter and even hand scanning systems in place today. Quick trip to the bathroom and voila ! Mayhem and destruction follows. If the Goatse man became a terrorist, he could probably get a small nuke up there and take out half an airport . . . . . :|

    The only way to stop this is to stuff a nitrate sniffing wand up everyones a$$ or let the dogs cram their nose so far up there they'll find fleas in your stomach . . . . .

    There is an old saying that goes something like this: You cannot stop a man from doing anything if he is willing to lay down his life to do it.

  72. Handy if you don't live too far, ain't it? by crovira · · Score: 1

    But that's what I'll be doing too.

    Next summer, the wife and I are taking the Adirondack Express, a misnomer if I ever heard one, to Montréal, Québec, staying there a while to catch the Jazz Festival, flying to Calgary, taking the Trans Canada train through the Rockies, stopping at Lake Louise, more Rockies, down to Vancouver, flying back to Montréal, spending a few more days there before heading back on the Adirondack Express, aka The Garbage Run, back home to New York City.

    Ah the joy of being retired (okay on disability, but I don't have to show up anywhere anymore,) and having a wife who's off school for summer.

    Life is good when you don't have to rush...

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    1. Re:Handy if you don't live too far, ain't it? by Painted · · Score: 1

      Sounds like fun- I've considered that trip (east Canada through the Rockies via Via). The thing that has always bugged me about it is that Via Rail insists that to have a 'reasonable' departure time from Toronto, the schedule runs the train through the Rockies (just about the most scenic possible environment to ride a train through) AT NIGHT.

      Could they just stop for an extra 30 mins at a variety of stops across Canada? Sure. Do they? Nope.

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  73. It's already happened... outraged? by rsborg · · Score: 2, Informative

    What I would personally like to see is someone with a young child, preferably female that instructs their child to start screaming if anyone touches their genitals.

    link... have you called your airline contacts and congresscritters? I sure have.

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  74. Re:I'll be honest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those specific pictures are indeed blobs. But not all scanners create those pictures. Some scanners really outline the body, they show all the contours, they simply don't show the texture. So kind of nude if you ask me. You can find the real naked pictures around the web somewhere.

    The thing is, the machines that show the shapes of the body (instead of a blob) really make an image explicit enough that I don't want another guy watching the x-ray of my wife or kids. I don't care that they do not see faces, if showing our nude bodies while hiding our faces was not a problem to us, my wife and I would be putting on ski masks and be shooting amateur porn on our spare time.

    Also, I believe machines that create a blob actually scan the outline of the body (thus create a naked image), but software in the machine then draws a blob over the naked image. The problem is, if someone can hack the naked picture before the software blobs it (or if someone can disable the software), then they can get naked images with machines that are supposed to show blobs.
    Another problem: if blobbed images can be stored, is the original un-blobbed and naked picture also stored in the machine?

    And finally, the radiation is still a problem, but that's not the issue here.

  75. Canada? by jgs · · Score: 1

    Anyone know what the current procedures are in Canadian airports? (The real procedures, although the theoretical "these are your rights" is mildly interesting I guess.) I live close enough to the border that I might consider flying out of a Canadian airport.

    1. Re:Canada? by mbone · · Score: 1

      I changed planes in Toronto on Saturday and turned down the full booty machine, and was given a fairly perfunctory frisk instead. Not what the USA TSA has been trained to do (I plan to turn down the US booty scan too, but haven't had the experience yet).

  76. "twice as big as you can imagine" by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    it's not a train, it's a unmanned missile the size of the Chrysler building!!!!

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  77. deliberate leak? by hibji · · Score: 1

    Those scans have very low resolution and don't look like "naked" pictures at all. If this was the best the scanners could do, I don't think most people would be worried. I wonder if this is a deliberate attempt by the government at disinformation.

  78. Of COURSE the pictures can be saved! by GJSchaller · · Score: 1

    No matter what promises were made, it's inevitable that the images from the scanners would be able to be saved... for evidence. Imagine if someone was actually caught with a bomb in their pants. When the case went to court, there would be no image from the scanner to provide a reason for the arrest, and the whole thing would be based on "He Said, She Said."

    I would more believe in a policy of "not retained for more than 48 hours" than "Not able to be saved at all" - the former is more realistic, even if it's admitting they can be saved.

    1. Re:Of COURSE the pictures can be saved! by demonbug · · Score: 1

      No matter what promises were made, it's inevitable that the images from the scanners would be able to be saved... for evidence. Imagine if someone was actually caught with a bomb in their pants. When the case went to court, there would be no image from the scanner to provide a reason for the arrest, and the whole thing would be based on "He Said, She Said."

      I would more believe in a policy of "not retained for more than 48 hours" than "Not able to be saved at all" - the former is more realistic, even if it's admitting they can be saved.

      Right, because they would never search the person to find the physical device and present that in court...
      It is a screening device. If they see something suspicious in the image, they then physically search the person. Then you either find something or you don't, and it doesn't matter what the backscatter image showed.

      The only valid reason to store the images is in the case that something slips through, for analysis after the fact. And your right, in that case something like storing for 48 hours before purge would probably be reasonable, except that if they are storing the images at all I have a hard time believing they would ever actually be deleted.

  79. Scanner Porn.com by Elwar123 · · Score: 1
  80. Biometrics by imunfair · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, just a trial run so they can pick out distinguishing characteristics from the scans. Soon they can just store 50 reference points from the scans and identify people without passports or anything, like fingerprinting. The ultimate biometric identification system.

  81. Tin Foil Hat by tekrat · · Score: 1

    So, if I go through this backscatter machine wearing my tinfoil hat and I make another tinfoil hat for my groin (tinfoil underwear?), I take it that I'll be immediately tackled by security? Or does backscatter go right through tin foil?

    It seems my choices are : wear a lead-suit, or go naked, since they are going to see you naked anyhow.

    Also, let's say you're wearing an althetic cup?
    Are they going to make you remove that to feel up your balls?

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  82. They are missing the real issue here... by Sod_Bloke · · Score: 1

    ...that every single person in Orlando is fat. If body-scan porn wasn't already a niche, BBW body-scan porn will be.

  83. Summary of Info and Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quick summary of information:
    Most recent unconstitutional AND illegal TSA practice: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1258192/pg1
    More details of the incident: http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-spokane/tsa-screener-terrorizes-3-year-old-girl
     
    Food for thought:
      - Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty~Thomas Jefferson
      - Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe - Noah Webster
     
    {{These links and info copied from other posts, but the information is so important I am sure the authors won't mind uncited references.}}

  84. I don't see a problem by Animats · · Score: 1

    From the pictures, it looks like we're seeing a set of images where the automated part of the scanner picked up something interesting. Big wristwatches and belt buckles are marked for attention. These images were probably captures for that reason.

    With that unit, the image resolution is so low that it shouldn't upset anyone.

    I don't see why people are so upset about this. You know you're being scanned. What's the big deal?

  85. Natural Selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And let me tell you, once a pedophile finds out he can touch all the children he wants with TSA approval the ranks of the TSA are going to be FULL of pedophiles. I wouldn't be surprised if it's already occurring!

    Actually, it's natural selection at work. Normal people would be disgusted by the prospect of groping strangers. So all the normal people will quit. Thus, the TSA will be left only with the sort of people who enjoy this sort of thing, or they will be understaffed.

    No matter how good they are at screening the screeners, so long as they are imperfect, the concentration of perverts will increase over time.

    This can't end well.

  86. What happens when there is a false positive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what happens when the scanners misidentify something questionable beneath ones clothes? I read an article earlier today stating that the body scanners have trouble with light clothing with folds or pleats and often "malfunctions".

    http://www.thelocal.de/sci-tech/20101116-31209.html

    What then, are you strip searched for real? Just wait til that happens to some soccer mom or 17 yr old teenager

  87. TSA may prosecute by GungaDan · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:TSA may prosecute by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

  88. Michael Chertoff's scam by mbone · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a scam.

    These scanners were promoted by Michael Cherfoff, Head of Homeland Security under W.

    Now he is CEO of the Chertoff Group, and is lobbying for Rapiscan, which makes these very machines at issue here. How convenient.

    1. Re:Michael Chertoff's scam by Devoidoid · · Score: 1

      "Rapiscan." It's like they're not even trying.

  89. Why are grandmas and children irradiated anyway? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Or groped. Have I missed something, and are Methodists from Ohio a terrorist threat to civilization? Why not hire real detectives to work security checks, who can decide to pass through embarrassingly innocent folks through with no irradiation and groping? If the detective has the slightest of doubts, sorry, you're off to the irradiation and groping line.

    In the country where I live, millions of folks take trains to work every day. Some friendly neighborhood terrorist put a suitcase with a bomb on a train, which luckily did not go off. How did the authorities respond? Pat down all passengers? No, police armed with HK MP5s patrolled the train stations, and talked to anyone that looked suspicious. Not grandmas and their grandchildren. No other terrorist attempted attacks have occurred.

    This "let's just irradiate and grope everyone" policy is just an indication that the folks who work for the TSA are such dumb-asses that they could not tell the difference between Osama bin Laden and Mother Theresa in the security line. Hiring real detectives would obviate this problem, and save money and time for most travelers.

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  90. And the kid who stole my car had neither by crovira · · Score: 1

    Security is illusory.

    The kid who "borrowed" my Rav/4 was not licensed and he certainly didn't have my registration when the car got sideswiped in Brooklyn.

    The little fuck can rot in juvie hall for all I care.

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  91. MANDATORY scans already in place in UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the xrays and microwave scanners are to replace metal detectors. In the UK, the xrays are *mandatory*. In the US they are "optional" but you will be flagged or worse. Only a matter of months before they are mandatory.

    http://www.info4security.com/story.asp?sectioncode=13&storycode=4124116
    http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=156962.0
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/26/new-body-scanners-heathrow

    Airline passengers will have no right to refuse to go through a full-body search scanner when the devices are introduced at Heathrow airport next week, ministers have confirmed.

    Soon, apparently they will be installing microwave scanners on streetlight poles to scan all passerbys....

    Sites like prisonplanet.com used to be about bunch of nonsense. Well, the cooks got it right!! We (the general population) are fucked and according to TSA 98% likes it!! Started with the shoes, went onto bottles and now it's .......... bend-over fatty! In the US, vast majority don't give a shit about privacy, etc..

    Funny, this technology was tested on prisoners for about 9-10 years. And prisoners "prefer" this to getting groped. And now, airport security == getting groped so they fix it with this "solution" that was just waiting to be introduced? This IS PRISON!

    PS. This post is probably recorded and I will most likely be one of the "random" people required to go through the xrays. I've finally received my passport recently, but I will certainly try to avoid flying from now on.... Used to fly all over due to convenience, but this is pants! (or pantless?)

    PPS. CAPTCHA - indexed! FFS!! :P

    1. Re:MANDATORY scans already in place in UK by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Xrays aren't mandatory in the UK (at least now). I had the choice in 2007 and just a standard metal detector / pat down 2 months ago.

  92. Want to be in the paper? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I just saw this in the local (Springfield, IL) newspaper:

    Talk to us: Your airport security stories
    Annoyance at security hassles has been on the rise among airline crews and passengers for years, but the widespread use of full-body image detectors this year and the simultaneous introduction of more intrusive pat-downs seems to have ramped up the frustration.

    We want to know what you think about security procedures at the airport. Too far? Not enough? If you've flown lately, tell us your stories about getting through the security checkpoint.

    E-mail your responses with your full name and hometown to forum@sj-r.com.

    We'll publish some in an upcoming newspaper.

    Copyright 2010 The State Journal-Register. Some rights reserved [GPL]

  93. Imaging background people, too! by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    What is most interesting about the images is that the millimeter wave images show passengers in the background, not just the passenger being scanned. Apparently they just irradiate the whole area.

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  94. did u know? by Carebears · · Score: 1

    The next generation of scanners will have the option to directly upload to Facebook.

  95. Big Sis by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what intelligent person would take that job? It's a guaranteed FAIL!

    Either, you increase security so that the public is unhappy about it, or a terrorist even happens, or both. There is simply no positive upside to the job.

    Taking it implies that your ambition exceeds your intelligence.

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  96. Fuck them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the TSA. Fuck the politicians. Fuck them all. This clusterfuck has gone on long enough. Fuck them.

  97. I'm Skeptic of the Skeptics by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or doesn't it seem odd that all the pictures posted had some sort of detection in them...as if....these were....TRAINING images?

    Why would Gizmodo pick 100 out of supposedly 35,000 that all had something fishy going on in them (highlighted by the blue alarm detection graphic), other than to guess that these are training images used to train the operators on how to use the machinery? Hey, but I don't train TSA employees on how to operate scanners for a living or anything, so whatever.

  98. That's exactly what the terrorists want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, son, your misguided objection and recompense against Certified security personel costs passengers lots of money if not milliseconds for every suspect outburst and affront you cause against trained administrators and trustees to uphold the quality-control of TSA and Airline(tm) inspections: we need to bill you in such high numbers, yet having no corpus delecti other than cause of inefficieny in processing/assimilating you into a seat. In all my experience with Terrorism, terrorists want to cause little losses of productivity like this: these terrorists are always these beady-eyed intellectual types living in bathrobes and towels somewhere in a cave or sauna.

    The terrorists want to take 2 of your daughters as collateral while your son smuggles a small lead-coated vile of radioactive germ warfare agent into his pre-pubescent penis shaft and walk right past the TSA airport screeners. Nope, I will not be using Carrier Pigeons, bales of hay on a truck, mosquitoes, or Tampons to smuggle my virus into the country: I'm a terrorist, and will use all kinds of emotional fear in your mind while making it that difficult for you to accomplish my task, that you will bend over backwards and flip 180-degrees to a handstand to accomplish my goal like a Russian Brown Bear trained to play Hockey on Ice Skates (Youtube).

    Because of terrorists like me, every little boy will need to have their shaft and bladder examined with a King Arthur-approved SuperSnake(TM) that I just bought from the Shamwow Salesman (As Seen On TV). If there is any blood involved, don't worry because OxiClean is gentle on your fabrics: even Lace! After I've directed TSA to search your child in-front of others, I'll be taking photographs of genital regions of your and your fellow by-standers to search for pederast Behaviour(sm) and I'll even consider searching your luggage for such related materials by opening the Security Device (TSA-approved lock) that granted me access to borrow your property indefinitely.

    Too bad you are not known as a Patroon at the general post-office anymore in the mailing--I mean HANDLING of your packages before entering the belly of our Bird of Prey's expendable cargo-crevice, so you have no remedy to this approved prior-arrainged procedure we will continue referring you as a Misster Customer.

    Have a nice day, because I commanded you to have a nice day, Subject.
    Sin-serinely,
    A paper terrorist that accuses others of being a paper terrorist to distract everyone from me.

  99. Child Porn? by thewils · · Score: 1

    If it is an image of a child, isn't that child porn? If so, prosecute the bastards.

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  100. Re:The same machines we're repeatedly told can't s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and remember they are safe too. Pay no attention to the ionizing radiation behind the curtain...

  101. The only question is what are you going to do? by Tom_Yardley · · Score: 1

    Nothing, why?

  102. How the Israelis do airport security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  103. millimeter wave isn't radiation. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    At least, it isn't 'ionizing radiation', which is the radiation most people think of when they hear the word 'radiation' - e.g. the type that can give you radiation sickness, cancer, etc. "Millimeter wave" scanners are just radio waves. We live in a constant ocean of radio waves. 24 hours a day radio waves are passing through you (at least, at some frequencies), and bouncing off you (at other frequencies). If they *must* scan people, I'd rather it be with radio waves than X-Rays, which *are* radiation in the 'ionizing radiation' sense of the word.

    1. Re:millimeter wave isn't radiation. . . by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

      "millimeter wave isn't radiation. . ."

      It is radiated.

      This is a problem with English, in which the terminology "radiation" is a very broad term, and more importantly it's a problem with the popular understanding of "radiation". But, yes, the general terms "radiate" "radiation" "irradiate" can apply to electromagnetic, particulate, and even sound radiation of all wavelengths.

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    2. Re:millimeter wave isn't radiation. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      You can only express so much in a subject line, which is why I did clarify immediately in the text, with regards to 'ionizing radiation'.

  104. I don't see what the big deal is? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    It's not like they're high resolution photographs which show a lot of detail. What's presented on the linked sites are very blocky/pixelly images with almost no contrast - there's really nothing to see. If that's all there is, people need to move on and quit worrying about. Of course, if they increase the resolution and contrast in the future, then there might be a valid reason to worry, but I for one honestly wouldn't give a crap if someone posted a crappy blocky no contrast 'naked' picture of me somewhere - there's not even enough detail to identify who you're looking at in those.

    1. Re:I don't see what the big deal is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA: These are scans from lower rez scanners in a courthouse. The ones the TSA use have much higher rez.

  105. If you screen everyone, you don't have to. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    . . .justify each and every individual decision to screen someone. As soon as you give the TSA discretion to 'skip over' people they think don't fit 'the profile' of 'suspicious/possibly dangerous', everyone else will bitch about being targetted.

    Nobody can claim discrimination or prejudice if everyone is screened.

    Also, the second you exempt a group, people will start trying to claim other groups *should* be exempt - you'll get the muslims saying muslim grandmothers in full head-to-toe Burkas should just be passed through - that you shouldn't just exempt 'white' grandmothers.

    There's also the small possiblity that someone in a group you would otherwise never expect to be terrorists (e.g. an elderly white person), might have converted to a radicalized form of some ideology or another, and are used as a mule exactly because everyone knows they won't be screened. Or maybe, "The Terrorists" do something like kidnapping their grandchild and telling them if they don't do what they're told, their grandkid is gonna get a bullet in the back of the head, or tortured. From that standpoint, no exempting them is protecting them - if no group is exempted from screening, then there's no particular incentive to target a member of any particular group.

  106. Yeah! If a doctor can do it, anyone can! by jeko · · Score: 1

    Why, I once allowed a doctor to strip my wife naked and cut her open with a knife to pull a baby out. If I had no problems with a doctor doing it, I shouldn't have any problems with anyone else cutting my wife open either.

    Why, just the other day I let a nurse jab a needle into my kid, so clearly it's OK for the TSA to do the same!

    You're not going to seriously argue that TSA agents carry the same responsibilities and follow the same codes as doctors, priests and lawyers, are you?

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  107. By Prison you mean your job filling mustard jars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually as a security Consultant you are wrong on your task. Every person arriving to a building should request an inspection or rental of existing fit clothes to wear on-sight on the premises. This way the prior clothes are isolated and the well-searched clothes are fitted in a room that is screened properly that no contraband needs be X-Rayed through clothes or such.

    In my experiences, some kinds of clothes have been interwoven with metalic fabrics to cause body-implanted devices and contraband to be extremely dithered by the clothes. I've even met a obese person who refused/couldn't get all 450lbs out of it's wheelchair for a proper Search and Screening and we found not only licorice between the rolls of fat but a pillbox containing tweezers under the chin using a earth-magnet to hold it to another earth-magnet in the mouth.

    The lengths and excuses people go through to smuggle if not carry matter onboard planes gives me reason to believe that the airlines want to isolate people from their cary-on to save money or something other. To accomodate all the spectacular searches necessary from every kind of person, I think they all should swim nude with a respirator in a pool of base water in-front of cameras and X'Ray Imagers and actual People observing every bump on their body for the chance something organic or a cellulose/plastic tool/bomb isn't hiding in the skin beyond view.

  108. Hey, where's the ... by jc42 · · Score: 1

    "Pics or it didn't happen".

    (Someone had to say it, and we're almost 500 comments in without anyone doing their duty.)

    Actually, I wonder how many of these images will soon be downloadable. Not that I expect it to compete with any real porn site, of course.

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  109. Amatures .... by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    I have way more than 35K full body scans. Perhaps the government can pay me $1M to re-examine them. It is a matter of national security, trust me.

  110. Heads up, got a cutie for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Last week, one of my flying partners (Captain with Skywest) was going through security at DEN with his 18 year daughter. As his daughter approached the detector, the TSO working the NoS said on his headset, "heads up, got a cutie for you." He then confronted the TSA clerk with what he said and that neither of us are going through the NoS. The TSA clerk said you must have misunderstood me.

    He said pat-down was pretty evasive, and his daughter felt uncomfortable. "

    http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-safety-security/1147497-tso-saying-heads-up-got-cutie-you.html

  111. I will vote. by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

    I will vote.

    It may not help in reality, but theoretically, if everyone else is with me, we can make a difference.

  112. How Long Before US Marshalls Sell to Mofia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zero!

    Actuall minus 10 days.

    The U.S. Marshalls sold the lot to Mofia contacts for big $$$$$.

    What a Circus.

    As for me ... I'm going into the rasberry favored condom business and sell the condoms to passangers outside of the TSA "insecure zones".

    That way, everybody can opt-out for a TSA overweight pervert to suck all penis's. At least they will be rasberry flavored and better yet, the TSA penis sucker can't transmit AIDS, Siphlius or other sexual desease to air travelers ... ah ... those travelers wearing my condoms.

    TA HA HA HA

  113. No Pants Day? by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

    I bet that with a little more poking by the powers that be, we could gather a semi-large crowd to all participate in an airport No Pants Day.

  114. i understand the outrage, but... by dotar · · Score: 1

    I think you guys are going about it the wrong way.. Surely there must be some TSA agents who are uncomfortable with this new policy.. All it will take is one agent fired for "refusing to touch up a child" and this will be busted wide open.

  115. It's Bush's fault! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing that people can live with such cognitive dissonance.

    645 posts, the bulk of them blaming this on a president 2 years gone.

    So if I understand your logic, the government before 2000 was a pristine engine of public good, respected its citizens, and was run by conscientious thoughtful bureaucrats who only wanted to do right.

    2001-2008 Satan took hold, and shall forever after be blamed for anything we don't like.

    The Forces of Good took over congress (2007) and the white house (2009), yet were somehow unable to mitigate any of the evil done by the previous Dark Entity.

    Is that right?

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