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  1. Re:Amusement du jour: on Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Fake Chips To US Navy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds like "Our Man in Havana"

    come on guys, it had Obi Wan it it!!!

  2. Re:That instruction is .......... on Building a 32-Bit, One-Instruction Computer · · Score: 4, Funny

    This thread can be categorized as 0xNONEOFTHISISFUNNY

    I don't get it.
    That's not a valid hexadecimal number.

  3. man, that's gotta smart... on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    I think "not being George W Bush" is a perfectly cromulent reason to receive a Nobel Peace prize.


    So Linus is like totally qualified on that account.
    For that matter, where's my Nobel?

  4. I am not a number! oh wait, yes I am... on When a DNA Testing Firm Goes Bankrupt, Who Gets the Data? · · Score: 1

    Q: how does one annonymize DNA data?

  5. Re:100 Million? on 100 Million-Core Supercomputers Coming By 2018 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you translate that in "Library of Congress's"?

    yes. It generates the same amount of heat as burning 37 Libraries of Congress.

  6. Re:Wha? on Two Sunken Japanese Submarines Found Off Hawaii · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, it's a teaser. It always amazes me at how advanced the Germans and Japanese were in some things, and just how arrogant and stupid the Americans were. (Of course the same could be said for all participants, but as victors, the Americans wrote the history after the war.)

    American Generals refused to believe the early reports of the speed and agility of the Zero. British Generals refused to fund the development of the jet engine until the Germans fielded theirs.

    Now I learn that the Japanese were playing with submarine stealth technology.

    Lots of good stuff for geeks; just gotta do your homework and not wait to be spoonfed.

    Yet the countries with the advanced high-tech military hardware still fell to the swarming hordes that out-produced them materially. A lesson the US probably should keep in mind going into the 21st century.

  7. Re:Report from the field: "Drivers very confused" on Computer Failure Causes Gridlock In MD County · · Score: 1

    Green lights are often blue to accommodate reg/green color blindness.

    I don't believe that. What are the odds of someone having both : a) color-blindness and b) up-down-blindness ?!!!

  8. Re:Whedon in the bidding on Terminator Franchise To Be Auctioned Off · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what I thought they should have done with the "Alien" franchise after the second one. They already had the haunted house movie and the war movie, the next obvious step was the buddy cop movie and the musical. Oh, and "Aliens on Ice" (they don't even need skates...)

  9. Re:And what happens when the copyright ends? on Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer" · · Score: 4, Funny
    "And what happens when the copyright ends?"

    Are you even at all familiar with the Disney company?

  10. didn't DIVX already solve this problem?!!!! on Disney Close To Unveiling New "DVD Killer" · · Score: 1

    I don't understand what you're getting at... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinnochio

  11. Re:Is there anything on iPhone App Wins Microsoft-Campus Programming Contest · · Score: 1
    you forgot :
    • No wifi
    • Less memory than a nomad.
    • Lame
  12. this isn't proper PROLOG syntax: on Commodore 64 Confuses Austrian Police · · Score: 1

    A "girl" is like " your mom ", but as a child.

  13. and get out of my comic book store! on Commodore 64 Confuses Austrian Police · · Score: 1

    unless he was using a datasette drive for storage.

  14. silence = DEATH! on Microsoft Acquires Winternals and Sysinternals · · Score: 1

    "This is not the rootkit you are looking for."

  15. a big BEND OVER to any percieved competitors on AT&T Rewrites Privacy Policy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I have changed the agreement. Pray I don't change it further."

  16. Philip K Dick, meet George Orwell on Police Launch Drones Over LA · · Score: 1

    This is just a media hoax to hype the upcoming major motion picture "A Scanner Darkly".

  17. liek kryptonite to Jerk Thompson! on Jack Thompson's Violent Game Bill Signed Into Law · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Help us, Luke Skywalker, you're our only hope!"

  18. it was alienz, I saw them!!! on Proposal to Implant RFID Chips in Immigrants · · Score: 1

    Great, watch for needle panics to overthrow el chupacabra for #1 Central American urban legend.

  19. when they outlaw tinfoil... on Proposal to Implant RFID Chips in Immigrants · · Score: 2, Funny
    I really hope the alien implants don't interfere with these and prematurely trigger the explosive charge.

    That would be bad.

    And messy.

  20. Diogenes, is that you? on More Details of the NSA's Social Network Analysis · · Score: 1
    "Pick any one person, follow their social network out to six degrees of seperation, and you'll have terrorists. Lock all of them up. Problem solved."

    It would be much simpler to turn the problem on its head. Find one honest man -- build a fence around him -- all the bad people are on the outside. I guess you could attempt to repeat the operation, if necessary.

  21. Re:The last DVD on 'Final Edition' of Blade Runner to be Released · · Score: 1

    Are you redundant?

  22. IMAX! IMAX! IMAX! IMAX! IMAX! IMAX! IMAX! on 'Final Edition' of Blade Runner to be Released · · Score: 1
    please please pleasepleaseplease do an IMAX release!

    (Unless it would look totally crap in IMAX, in which case, nevermind....)

  23. the question is irrelevant on 'Final Edition' of Blade Runner to be Released · · Score: 1

    The bloody point of the story is that, in the end, it is irrelevant whether Dekard (or Rachel...) is a replicant.

  24. Re:my case on Treasures or Trash, 5 PC Cases for Gamers · · Score: 1

    I like the lightning boltz background on the webpage design. (Or is that just squirrely under FireFox?)

  25. Re:ugly!!!! on Treasures or Trash, 5 PC Cases for Gamers · · Score: 1

    Didn't that use to be a *BSD troll?!!!