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Jack Thompson's Violent Game Bill Signed Into Law

simoniker writes "Louisiana Democratic Representative Roy Burrell's HB1381 bill, covering violent videogames, has been signed into law by Governor Kathleen Blanco. The law takes effect immediately, the latest in a very long line of video game-related bills specific to one U.S. State. The measure proposed by HB 1381, which was drafted with the help of controversial Florida attorney and anti-game activist Jack Thompson, allows a judge to rule on whether or not a videogame meets established criteria for being inappropriate for minors and be subsequently pulled from store shelves. A person found guilty of selling such a game to a minor would face fines ranging from $100 to $2,000, plus a prison term of up to one year. Needless to say, the ESA will likely be mounting a legal challenge to this bill in the very near future."

368 comments

  1. Priorities by TheBogie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kathleen Blanco should be worried about the coming hurricane season rather than wasting everyone's time with this.

    1. Re:Priorities by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah and police should be worried about the "real criminals" instead of harassing 16 year old kids for drinking beer in the woods!

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    2. Re:Priorities by eneville · · Score: 3, Funny

      No. It's about the 8 year olds having sex and firing bb guns in the woods. 16 is pretty much 18... there's no big deal if they're watching inappropriate material. Big deal if they're much younger.

    3. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      8 year olds having sex

      If you're 8 years old and *able* to have sex, well then bravo!

    4. Re:Priorities by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My point was that the "gov't employee should be doing X instead of Y", when their job entails both.

      Sobriety checks and parking tickets are every much police work as homicide investigations, and signing bills into law (it passed the house, etc) is every much as much a governors job as planning for hurricanes. Actually planning for hurricanes isn't a governors job, per se.

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    5. Re:Priorities by Joebert · · Score: 1

      You're both wrong.
      More people should get off their asses & do somthing so more can get handled at once.

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    6. Re:Priorities by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Why? Her solution is to throw her hands up, run away, and bitch that nobody else is doing anything about it. She doesn't need to prepare for anything.

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    7. Re:Priorities by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Kathleen Blanco should be worried about the coming hurricane season rather than wasting everyone's time with this.

      Maybe she's trying to make sure that adolecent boys in her state aren't already predisposed to act on the idea of playing real-life 'grand theft auto' during the next hurricane season like they did shortly after Katrina.

    8. Re:Priorities by qsqueeq · · Score: 1
      Kathleen Blanco should be worried about the coming hurricane season rather than wasting everyone's time with this.
      "In a stunning move, Kathleen Blanco and bedfellow Jack Thompson have ruled that hurricanes are no longer allowed in Louisiana. They have been deemed inappropriate to minors. Anyone found harboring hurricanes will be arrested immediately and forced to play with LeapFrog products."
    9. Re:Priorities by couchslug · · Score: 1

      This is Louisiana. Raising the money to land the Saints was more important than raising the levees...

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    10. Re:Priorities by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, she probably didn't waste any time at all. Everybody else is behind it. How do you think it would look at the next elections "Katherine Blanco supports violent video games."

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    11. Re:Priorities by critical_v · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry about her during hurricane season. She has a private helicopter. She'll be fine.

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    12. Re:Priorities by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm rather curious as to why governments keep passing laws they know are going to get shot down as unconstitutional. Perhaps a law should be passed holding legislators who vote for unconstitutional legislation personally to account for all public moneys spent defending the indefensible. That should be doubled when the legislation is inspired by maniacs.

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    13. Re:Priorities by mikek3332002 · · Score: 1

      The 8yr old would be having better luck then a lot of /. nerds.

    14. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started masturbating when I was 8 years old.

  2. Each state will treat it differently, but by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

    Florida will love have some input on this topic. I lived there for several years, and I remember repeated protests by local ethnic groups after each release of GTA, due to its perceived representation of those groups. It is also GW's brother's state still.

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    1. Re:Each state will treat it differently, but by grogdamighty · · Score: 1

      This is a state law that applies to Louisiana only; it has absolutely no bearing on how Florida or any other state but Louisiana deals with violent video games.

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    2. Re:Each state will treat it differently, but by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is a state law that applies to Louisiana only; it has absolutely no bearing on how Florida or any other state but Louisiana deals with violent video games.
      That's not entirely true. Legally state law only applies to that state--although there are exceptions to that rule as well.

      Politically, state law can affect other states in a couple of ways. First, politicians are always playing 'keep up with the Joneses.' If poll numbers go up for legislators in La. or a borderline incumbent gets reelected after campaigning on 'save our children from evil video games' you bet your sweet ass that will have a bearing on how other states deal with video games.

      Also, politicians are lazy farks. Why do think they pass laws written by lobbyists? La. has a bill demonstrated to be passable. You think every other state considering a law on the same material is going to reinvent the wheel? Heck no! You can probably already buy a copy of this law at Office Depot--all you need to do is fill in the name of your state.

      Now legally, a law like this can have great bearing on how other states deal with violent video games. Let's say there is a legal challenge to this new law in La. Whatever the outcome of that suit, again other states will use that information in forming their own laws. If it get's thrown out, expect the lobbyists to study the ruling closely to determine exactly what version of the same law would stand up in court. Think dealth penalty.

    3. Re:Each state will treat it differently, but by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Florida will love have some input on this topic.

      This is the state where a 2 Live Crew album was declared "Legally obscene". I shudder to think what that jackass Broward County judge would have done if a copy of San Andreas had made it into his courtroom.

      LK

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    4. Re:Each state will treat it differently, but by letto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should expect laws to be patented really soon ?

  3. So, what about online retailers? by azrane2005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see the point of this, if you're going to Wal-Mart or GameStop/EB. But what about online side of retailers, Amazon, GameStop, Wal-Mart, etc. This bill only affects Louisiana, so if you can't find the game on store shelves, you'll be able to find it online.

    1. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      Those major online retailers should just threaten to not sell anything to anyone in that state... I think the general public would be pretty pissed off and that would be the end of the idiotic law.

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    2. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well since you need to be 18(?) to get a credit card, they are technicaly not selling the games to a minor, even if it's a minor using the credit card.

    3. Re:So, what about online retailers? by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah, but if Little Timmy orders it online, he's doing it through Mommy's Credit Card- which means that either A. Mommy gave her permission (in which case she's buying the game, and it's okay) or B. Little Timmy is commiting fraud, and it's Little Timmy who is breaking laws, not the seller. It would be the same as if Little Timmy stole beer from the department store- the store isn't breaking laws, Timmy is.

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    4. Re:So, what about online retailers? by azrane2005 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you go through Amazon, you only need a checking account. Last I checked at my bank, minors were allowed checking and savings accounts, as long as their parents co-signed.

    5. Re:So, what about online retailers? by wrcromagnum · · Score: 1

      Thank god you'll still be able to find it. This is censorship at its worst.

    6. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can think of much, much worse forms of censorship than depriving not yet 18 year olds of some video games. Get a grip.

    7. Re:So, what about online retailers? by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      American censors like to start with these edge cases first and then move inwards. Once you can get a judge to declare that abusing a minor in a particular way is acceptable then it's a very short hop from allowing the government to do the exact same thing to everyone.

              British common law is the slippery slope made manifest.

              How many more times does it need repeated.

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    8. Re:So, what about online retailers? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Unless there are some interstate laws that effect online commerce, an easy argument against an online version of this bill is due to the fact you need to have a credit card (checkcard) to purchase products online. Credit cards/check cards are only supposed to be given to people age 18 and older. While someoen here, I am sure, will say "well my nephew is 14 and has one" - well that is against the law. Does it happen? I know it does, I saw a personal banker (i used to manage a bank) help a minor apply for a check card (the minor being 17). I told the personal banker, and the kid they have to wait until 18 - no if's and or butts. I am sure this happend times before this when I wasn't around to stop it.

      Remember, a minor's signature is worthless. Let us say a minor managed to buy a car. Drove it for a week, wrecked the car. The parents could go to the dealership, sue AND win, the money the minor paid for the car and then give the car to the dealership as-is. Dealership would be screwed.

      So if little Johnny decides to go to an online retailer and purchase some highly violent/pornographic game then he needs mommy/daddy credit card. Even though the kid was pushing the buttons, it is considered that the parents did the purchasing (next time lock up your credit card).

      If, however, an online version of this law came to pass it would only effect people (and companies) who residei n Louisiana.

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    9. Re:So, what about online retailers? by lilrowdy18 · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be a Nazi or anything but Louisiana law is not based on English Common law. It is based on the Napoleonic Code. They are very similiar but they have some small differences. To quote la-legal.com: The common law is a system of law that is based on court precedent. Laws and statutes are interpreted, and the ruling of one judge may influence or even control the ruling of another judge. The Code Napoleon takes the civilian law approach. Civilian law is based on scholarly research and the drafting of legal code which is passed into law by the legislative branch. It is then the judge's job to interpret that intent more than to follow judicial precedent. Is there really that much practical difference? Not really. The differences are eroding every day. Much of Louisiana's codes are being replaced by uniform law to be more in step with other states. This is especially true in the area of commercial law. Louisiana is adopting the Uniform Commercial Code used in other states to keep on a competitive footing with the other states. In other areas, like succession rights, we have steadfastly kept concepts like forced heirship alive. Just a little FYI...Peace!

    10. Re:So, what about online retailers? by azrane2005 · · Score: 1

      You make some incredibly great points. I have one more for you: gift cards. You can easily get one at your local mall.

      The only way I can see a law being passed and able to be held up in Louisiana court, is if the retailer shipped from the same state. Last I knew, interstate commerce was governed by the federal government.

    11. Re:So, what about online retailers? by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      Actualy if someone give little Timmy a VISA gift card for his b-day and then he goes to amazon he can easily buy it without a bank account.

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    12. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So censorship is OK, as long as it's not too bad, in your opinion.

      Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept of the "slippery slope".

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    13. Re:So, what about online retailers? by HAKdragon · · Score: 1
      . It would be the same as if Little Timmy stole beer from the department store- the store isn't breaking laws, Timmy is.


      At what department stores do you shop?
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    14. Re:So, what about online retailers? by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      If this bill puts us on the slippery slope, what have the Patriot Act, wiretapping, etc. been? Seems to me that banning minors from buying certain games is pretty minor compared to the slope we are already sliding down. Seriously, we have seen the slope and we are on it.

    15. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "If this bill puts us on the slippery slope, what have the Patriot Act, wiretapping, etc. been?"

      PUTTING US ON THE SLIPPERIEST GODDAMN SLOPE IN HISTORY. Any other questions?

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    16. Re:So, what about online retailers? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      At what department stores do you shop?

      I dunno, but any place that I can buy beer, guns, and power saws all in one place is cool with me.

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    17. Re:So, what about online retailers? by bigbigbison · · Score: 1
      I posted about politicians concerned about kids buying games online in the thread about the FCC testifying before congress last week:
      I posted about this on my blog earlier today. The article from the Washington Times, "Lawmakers slam FTC for video game actions contains the following quote:
      Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Illinois Democrat and ranking member of the subcommittee, criticized Wal-Mart for the ease with which consumers under age 17 can buy explicit games on its Web site simply by checking a box certifying they are the proper age.

      "That age verification is a joke," in an era when 13-year-olds can be issued credit cards and other children have access to their parents' cards, she said.
      Wow, I know that if I were under 18 and had a credit card that the first thing I would buy online would be violent videogames. Because we all know that there isn't any pornography online or anything or even places where you could buy things you could use to commit real violent acts if you wanted to. Besides videogames the internet is all rainbows and puppies...

      Such statements indicate that Rep Schakowsky is either totally clueless and incompetent or just fear mongering and will say anything to look "pro-family" and not at all concerned with real problems.
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    18. Re:So, what about online retailers? by trajik2600 · · Score: 1

      The new Sears/Budweiser parnership -- Bears (pronounced "beers") :)

    19. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because I don't like using credit cards online (paranoid), I've used money orders to buy items from Amazon, ebay, and other stores. Anyone can buy a money order, anyone can write their name and address on a stamped envelope, and anyone can mail that envelope. Therefore, any underaged person can buy stuff online without the help of an adult when done with a money order.

    20. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Millenniumman · · Score: 1

      If something is not too bad, it is okay. That's semantics, not an opinion.

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    21. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Well, it's really about time that parents are held accountable for the incredibly stupid things their kids did because of their lack of parenting. I've been playing violent video games since day one, but I never went and shot up my school; likewise, I grew up in an area (umm... Earth?) where underage drinking and smoking pot are what everyone does, but I never felt inclined to do such things. As much as I hate to admit it, on the day I graduated no less, my parents actually managed to not fuck me up. When parents did such a bad job raising their kids that they went and shot up a school or something else equally (tragic|stupid), it's the parents that should be held accountable.

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    22. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would be the same as if Little Timmy stole beer from the department store- the store isn't breaking laws, Timmy is.


      Ah, but what if Little Timmy was stealing beer because he saw/learnt it from a Video Game? Is it still at fault, or is the games company at fault for subverting poor innocent Little Timmy? :p
    23. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Alias777 · · Score: 1

      Should I, Alias777, know anything about this?

    24. Re:So, what about online retailers? by Grundee · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, when I was 14/15, I was trying to talk my parents into getting me a debit card. A few different cards were available to teenagers and could be loaded with money by parents.

      Both Visa and Mastercard allowed parents to get their teens debit cards that, according to the sites, could be used anywhere Visa and/or Mastercard were accepted, including online.

      It had been a few years since I was looking into this, and I am not sure if these cards are even still around (this was about 3 or 4 years ago).

      Minors could actually but violent games online using these cards. However, the parents were the ones getting them the cards, loading the cards with money, and allowing their kids to buy things online.

    25. Re:So, what about online retailers? by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in the UK at least it's the seller of the booze (i.e the actual cashier, not the company) who gets fined and possibly fired for selling booze to minors. No idea about the culpability of the buyer, mind.

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    26. Re:So, what about online retailers? by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      However the law never really works to ones favour sometimes.

      For example, in Queensland, Australia if you break into somebody's house, and you are walking up their stairs and one breaks and you fall through and break your leg, you can sue the owner of the house for damages EVEN THOUGH you were illegally in their house. One case where a drunk decided to break into a grog shop, he punched in a window and his hand was cut to shreds, he sued the grog shop for $20000 damages, and his mother sued the grog shop for $120000 in stress and time off work to care for his son.

    27. Re:So, what about online retailers? by john83 · · Score: 1

      While I agree that parents need to take more responsibility for their children's upbringing, and that the state continues to ignore that in favour of further nannying legislation (and this is from someone who considers the term "nanny-state" to be enormously abused), I'm not sure I like the implication that every kid that goes wrong is the parents fault.

      It smacks of the old attitude that autism in children was the result of parential neglect. Yes, people, even specialists, once thought that. In light of what is known now, that fact makes my stomach churn.

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  4. Jack Thompson by strike2867 · · Score: 0

    drafted with the help of controversial Florida attorney and anti-game activist Jack Thompson

    Did they even think to do a background check on him?

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  5. Redundant? by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Was a new state law really needed for something like this? Wouldn't it have made sense to simply apply the same rules that currently apply to the distribution of R-rated movies on DVD?

    At least this wasn't a federal initiative. If the people of Louisiana have a problem with this law, they can certainly let their government know about it.

    (Although, considering all that's happened in the last year, I can't imagine that current local leaders in that state have a very long and rosy political career ahead of them anyway. It's kind of tough to rein in a lame-duck government which is already world-famous for corruption. The people of that state who don't like this law might just have to wait for the next administration to work on getting it reversed.)

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    1. Re:Redundant? by Sweeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr. Thompson feels that the ESRB's rating system is too logical. He'd rather have an arbitrary and subjective system that can be bent to fit his needs.

    2. Re:Redundant? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      There are no laws for R rated movies, they've been overturned by the courts time and time again. Although many theaters do voluntarily enforce the ratings. X rated movies do fall under obscenity laws, but I think it would be hard to qualify any video game as an X.

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    3. Re:Redundant? by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a pretty short bill (the bill) but this phrase takes the cake.

      (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

      Who makes the diecsion on whether or not games fall into this category or not? Thompson? I think it's fair to say that no game (that people would seriously play) falls into this category based on how I read it. But then again, I don't play games for those reasons and likely, neither does anyone else.

      Honestly though, I don't have a problem with either of the first two parts. Selling games to minors that don't fit into the ESRB ages should be a crime. But the fine should be enough and might be a little high on the top. And/or a year in prison is silly even with the fact it could also include hard labor.

    4. Re:Redundant? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It's hard to slip a pornographic mini-game and other hidden content past the MPAA.

      The MPAA's system is actually voluntarily followed. Theatre's *could* let 12 year olds into R-rated films, but they dont. Blockbuster *could* sell R-rated movies to kids, but they don't.

      Our blockbuster let my kid (13) rent GTA Vice City, but not Predator (the film). He took them both to the counter at the same time.

      I have no problem with him viewing/playing either one, but it illustrates the difference. In the publics mind, all video games are "for kids". All cartoons are "for kids" too -- just wait until they find out about yaoi and tentacle porn.

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    5. Re:Redundant? by stinerman · · Score: 1
      I can't imagine that current local leaders in that state have a very long and rosy political career ahead of them anyway. It's kind of tough to rein in a lame-duck government which is already world-famous for corruption.
      You'd be suprised what a bit of gerrymandering can do for politicians.
    6. Re:Redundant? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Selling games to minors that don't fit into the ESRB ages should be a crime.

      If people really are all that concerned, wouldn't community pressure be enough?

      In a lot of neighborhoods across America, you can't buy pr0n in convenience stores anymore. Not because of laws, but because community groups shamed the stores into taking it off their shelves with threats of boycots and/or very visible campaigns against it.

      If you had a couple blue-haired ladies in front of every EB store (or whatever) holding up signs that say "This store sells filth to minors", they would probably be very motivated to meet with community groups and find an arrangement which everybody can live with. If that means that the people of Jerkwater, Iowa wants all the GTA games behind a beaded curtain, that's between them and the store owners in that town.

      Then again, I'm a crackpot libertarian. I've got this crazy notion that people can work shit like this out for themselves without the aid of the nanny state.

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    7. Re:Redundant? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      You can get hard labor for violating the Louisiana law that makes consuming 40 different (non-marajuana) plants (e.g. Amanita Muscaria) illegal too.

      Perhaps many or even most laws there have that provision.

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    8. Re:Redundant? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Who makes the diecsion on whether or not games fall into this category or not?

      A judge. Sheesh, it's almost like slashdot guys dont read the articles before they comment or something!

      I'm going back to fark where people think before they talk!

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    9. Re:Redundant? by Golias · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It does not speak well of the state of our education system that you (probably rightly) felt the need to provide a wiki for the word "gerrymandering" in a discussion about politics.

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    10. Re:Redundant? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Can you find a reference to any law in the U.S. restricting the sale of R-rated movies to minors?

      And even if there was one, no one could possibly be brought up on charges (successfully anyway, one would hope) given that video games are not movies.

      And the whole reason laws like this are getting passed is that none of the big 3 games distributors is willing to be first to put in place a national policy to restrict sales of mature games to minors.

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    11. Re:Redundant? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Louisiana law that makes consuming 40 different (non-marajuana) plants (e.g. Amanita Muscaria) illegal too.

      They need a law against that? Louisiana must have the best parties ever!

    12. Re:Redundant? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I think that's what he was talking about.

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    13. Re:Redundant? by Rohan427 · · Score: 1

      Gee, here's an interesting concept...

      How about letting parents be the parents instead of giving the job to the government?

      PGA

    14. Re:Redundant? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Interesting enough Marc Ecco's Getting Up is probably the most political AND artistic game in recent memory... yet it's rated "M". It's also banned in Australia due in part to it's political views (hmm...). Jet Set Radio for the Dreamcast and Xbox had a similar theme but was only rated "T"

      There are some other games that I'd consider "artistic" such as Rez, or the upcoming Spore. I suppose if you stretched the definition enough you could extend it to Dance Dance Revolution, Guitar Hero, or even Parappa the Rapper. Though all of the games I've mentioned were raited below an M with the exception of Getting up... Then again I wonder what Rez would have been raited if people knew it was being used as a sex toy.

    15. Re:Redundant? by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "Was a new state law really needed for something like this? . . . At least this wasn't a federal initiative."

      I think this kind of legislation belongs with the state. The Federal government already encroaches in areas they really don't belong. The rating for DVDs is essentially a self-censoring activity by the movie industry with compliance by retailers. I'm not aware of any law actually enforcing the ratings (except pornography). IIRC, the adoption of the movie rating system was a move to stave off government involvement. Because major movie theater chains are at the whim of movie companies (in some cases actually owned by same), then the rating system was enforced on the distributers. Now, this private action has acquired quasi-legal status (i.e., we accept the rating system as if it were law, but it really is not).

      Here, we seem to have an industry who has ignored the building storm cloud and did not 1) create a rating system and 2) enforce that system on their distributers. While they may have done the first on their own initiative (I haven't paid enough attention to the history), the second seems not to be the case. Thus, the state law enforces a rating system that is otherwise without enforcement.

      Of course, the next logical step for those opposed to this is to find a test case where the law is violated, then seek an plutocratic solution via the judiciary--rather than seek a solution rooted in the political, democratic branches of government. This will take the form of an appeal to either the State Supreme Court or SCOTUS. Although, I think the opponents to this measure would want to avoid SCOTUS as it currently is trending toward enforcing the language of the First Amendment as prohibiting legislation against political dissent.

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    16. Re:Redundant? by Khaed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Selling games to minors that don't fit into the ESRB ages should be a crime.

      Agreed. Rant mode:

      Some places don't even sell M rated games (which is their choice), and I've known people who worked in game/rental places where they could get fired for selling an game to someone in the wrong age bracket. One friend of mine has actually been bitched at by a twelve year old, and then his mom for refusing to sell the kid a game that he wasn't old enough to play.

      People are going to bitch no matter what happens, as long as the violent games are made. Music has warning labels, and people still try and blame music for stuff. Even without labels -- come on, a game named Doom? Grand Theft Auto? You must be stupid to not realize that this might not be appropriate. Halo? Well, that one sounds acceptable (moreso than Super Smash Brothers name wise).

      Until we live in Carebear land where everything is flowers and unicorns we're going to have to put up with these stupid people and their crummy elected officials.

      Okay, rant mode off. This issue just pisses me off because the people involved are so stupid and deliberately ignorant. Gr. Argh. And stuff.

    17. Re:Redundant? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      It does not speak well of the state of our education system that you (probably rightly) felt the need to provide a wiki for the word "gerrymandering" in a discussion about politics.

      he likely put it here to allow us non-us people to understand what he meant. i certainly didn't get it without the article.

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    18. Re:Redundant? by Kouroth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like this to be true. More often than not the people who would work this out instead turn to make it law. I think this has a lot to do with the fact that people seem to think their values are the 'true' ones for everyone. A lot like the smoking laws all over the place now. A few people didn't like it, so they built an empire of smoking haters and got laws in place everywhere. It more than likely won't stop with Louisiana. They will continue their 'holy crusade' to eradicate the 'evil' in games.

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    19. Re:Redundant? by Surt · · Score: 1

      A game cannot be sold to minors only if it fails all 3 clauses. Clause 3 is an escape clause saying that even if your game, say contained scenes of nazis torturing jews to death graphically, if it accurately portrayed the holocaust (qualifying for literary, artistic or political merit) the game would not be restricted.

      As to who decides ... I believe it would come to a judge, and he would hear arguments about whether or not the game had any of the mentioned merits. If the game has any merit, you're off the hook.

      Frankly, I'd find it hard to believe that anyone with a competent lawyer wouldn't be off the hook for nearly any game on the basis of artistic merit. Nearly every videogame these days has a reasonable story line, and should qualify.

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    20. Re:Redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

      heh, this reminds me of the anti-pr0n law that said pr0n must have redeeming value. They said pr0n was educational, many people did not know double penetration was an option (3rd party required)

    21. Re:Redundant? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Honestly though, I don't have a problem with either of the first two parts. Selling games to minors that don't fit into the ESRB ages should be a crime. But the fine should be enough and might be a little high on the top. And/or a year in prison is silly even with the fact it could also include hard labor.

      My concern is really more on the lines of... Is this really a problem?

      First, do violent video games really cause harm?
      Secondly, how are the kids buying $50 without income?
      Do kids buy that many video games?

      Lastly, it is a pointless law... Most people I knew growing up could get beer and cigarettes from older kids regardless of the law. The main reason I didn't smoke and drink in high school because I choose not to because I was serious about school. If I wanted to... I could have gotten it (heck I could stole alochol from my parents stash), but because I was brought up in way that I understood the consequences and personal responsibility by my parents, I avoided such habbits until college (*coughs*)

      Same with video games. If the kids want this so badly they will find it. Chances are they are more likley to pirate or steal it.

      This I suppose just makes it so the government and the community groups can wash their hands of a non-problem.

      There are more serious issues that they should be dealing with like teenage violence, bullying, pregnancy, STDs, and hard drug use... Things that can actually harm a kid.

      If violent video games made people into violent killers we would all be dead now.

      Sending people to jail over this is really a crime in itself.

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    22. Re:Redundant? by bigbigbison · · Score: 1
      I posted this comment earlier this week over in the thread about Oklahoma 'Games as porn' bill now law.
      Whenever this argument comes up, inevitably someone will claim that in the USA films ratings are government regulated. This is not true. In the USA films are rated by the film industry just like videogames are rated by the videogame industry. This is exactly why such anti-videogame laws are not only unconstitutional, but are also nothing more than moral panics. If such laws pass, videogames would be the only medium in the USA that are regulated by law.
      Simply put, the reason why they don't, "simply apply the same rules that currently apply to the distribution of R-rated movies on DVD" is that there are no rules. There a policies enforced by the industry (in this case the film industry) just like the current policies on games are enforced by the videogame industry.
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    23. Re:Redundant? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      No because the laywers are the ones filing the lawsuits and they look at them for financial gain.

      To say its ok is to trust a lawyer in which no one in their right mind would. I can easily picture nintendo being sued for selling Zelda because the main character uses a sword and ... gulp... slaughters enemies with it! Your honor I want a million bucks to teach that mean old nintendo for harming my child's mind yada yada yada.

      Where do you draw the line?

      If your a libertarian then you should oppose any government regulation. Especially one that is loosely interpretted and sponsored by those with financial gain. Its corruption.

      The community should and does have the ability to pass ordinances if they wish but a guy not from Lousiana hoping to make some money by suing game makers should not write law.

    24. Re:Redundant? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I live in a proportional-representation system and had no idea what the word meant either.

    25. Re:Redundant? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      If you had a couple blue-haired ladies in front of every EB store (or whatever) holding up signs that say "This store sells filth to minors", they would probably be very motivated to meet with community groups and find an arrangement which everybody can live with.


      Then again, it would cause people to wonder what they are protesting about - or even worse, advertise the game that they are trying to berate.

      The game 25 To Life would almost be an unknown game, if it weren't for the fact that it was hyped by these "protesters". However, the immense hype caused people to wonder what was going on and purchsed the product in question - turned out that it was a robot killer rather than a cop killer since no cop of a sane mind would attempt to shoot through hostages. (Except in non-standard circumstances not present in day-to-day American Crime.)

      The same applies to Manhunt - I would have never heard of the game if it weren't hyped.

      Regardless, both games are rated 'M'. Minors can't use direct tactics to obtain the game. (If they successfully use social engineering, then they are old enough to play the game.)

      I've got this crazy notion that people can work shit like this out for themselves without the aid of the nanny state.

      As I mentioned above, they can - by not advertising these games for the manufacturers. In fact, the retail stores and manufacturers can create a press release claiming success on a new form of advertising that does not require any budget (at least none within the company) - from there, you can tell what comes next.
    26. Re:Redundant? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      "...

      (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.

      Who makes the diecsion on whether or not games fall into this category or not? ..."

      big brother.

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    27. Re:Redundant? by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

      The problem is that minors can often just walk in to a store and buy an M-rated game. In many areas, stores are not following the ratings because it is not the law.

    28. Re:Redundant? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Who makes the diecsion on whether or not games fall into this category or not? Thompson? I think it's fair to say that no game (that people would seriously play) falls into this category based on how I read it. But then again, I don't play games for those reasons and likely, neither does anyone else."

      Heh. After I read this little blurb of your post I started thinking about some of the 'values' I learned in Jack's favorite game, San Andreas.

      Science: I learned that you do NOT want to drive like a maniac ... anywhere. You really cannot drive wrecklessly in any spot in that game without destroying your car. Heck, after playing the GTA games, I started paying a lot more attention to how erratic pedestrians can be.

      Artistic: This game is dripping with satire. Sometimes it's about how silly movies can be. Sometimes it's about politics. Sometimes it's about culture icons. Just about anything's fair game. The media in particular took a few nasty hits from this game. Classic stuff.

      Political: "It's time for a movie star to be president." I loved that little bit about how politicians always lie so an actor would be best qualified for the job.

      Literary: Well.. I have to admit there, if there was any literary value, it was over my head.

      Basically what I'm saying is that you're right, it's in the eye of the beholder. People like Jack see a player beating up a hooker, stop there, and rush to judgement. This is why I'm not a fan of bills like this. I personally think that anybody who drives through a busy city should spend some serious time with this game. That is an opinion, of course, but it cured any desire I ever had of wanting to go street racing.

      I think if he's real serious about keeping dangerous content away from minors, he should pick on Crazy Taxi. The goal in that game is to drive like a thundering moron through busy streets to get from point A to point B in a ridiculously short amount of time. The game is programmed so that you cannot run over anybody. If a pedestrian walks out in front of you, they'll magically jump out of the way! Which is worse? Teens-soon-to-have-their-driver's-licenses playing a game where they can run over people until the cops hunt them down, or a game where they're encouraged to drive like a mad man who will never see any consequences of their actions? Show a little consistency, Jack!

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    29. Re:Redundant? by Valacosa · · Score: 1
      (3) The game, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors.
      But then again, I don't play games for those reasons and likely, neither does anyone else.
      There are potentially violent games with serious artistic and political merit. Deus Ex comes to mind. If you go through it and read all the books and newspapers lying around in game, it becomes clear that the game is actually a statement about things like fascism...which I guess is kind of ironic considering laws like this.
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    30. Re:Redundant? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      One friend of mine has actually been bitched at by a twelve year old, and then his mom for refusing to sell the kid a game that he wasn't old enough to play.

      As well he should be. If a parent thinks a game is appropriate for their kid, who the hell are you to refuse to sell to them? Why do you think it's your job to be everyone's mommy?

      Even without labels -- come on, a game named Doom? Grand Theft Auto? You must be stupid to not realize that this might not be appropriate.

      I've never heard a convincing argument that any video game content is harmful to minors. It's just taken as "obvious", I don't think it is. People just lose their heads when they're trying to "protect the children". Violent video games are just this century's cops & robbers. How is playing GTA any more harmful?

      I played Doom as a kid and nothing bad happened. Dylan Klebold played Doom and killed 13 people. Obviously something other than Doom is at play. If you give a kid in a healthy family a violent video game, they'll deal with it just fine. But a psychopath is a psychopath with or without video games. Can't you see how violent video games are just another scapegoat for societies ills?

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    31. Re:Redundant? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      If you smoke in area near me, you directly affect my health. I have every right to be in a public area and not have someone else's filthy habit affect me. However if you want to go smoke in your own home, then that's fine. Besides, when was the last time you saw someone playing a game in public.

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    32. Re:Redundant? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that when they refuse the minor, then Mommy or Daddy come in bitching about why the store refused to sell the game to the minor.

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    33. Re:Redundant? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Would you really care to bet a jail term that any game has artistic merit in the eyes of Judge. Remember, most Judges are old men and women, who have probably never even played a video game and consider all games to be the province of children.

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    34. Re:Redundant? by Khaed · · Score: 1

      As well he should be. If a parent thinks a game is appropriate for their kid, who the hell are you to refuse to sell to them? Why do you think it's your job to be everyone's mommy?

      She. And she was bitched at because the mom had to get off her ass to go buy the game. She was going by store policy, the store that employs her. It's her job to not violate said policy, since she wanted to keep the job. She could sell the game to the mother, and did. But not without getting an earful about: 1. A policy she did not make, 2. A policy she could not change, and 3. A policy she had to follow to stay employed.

      I've never heard a convincing argument that any video game content is harmful to minors. It's just taken as "obvious", I don't think it is. People just lose their heads when they're trying to "protect the children". Violent video games are just this century's cops & robbers. How is playing GTA any more harmful?

      I'm not saying they are bad for kids, but rather: "Come on, the name is "Grand Theft Auto." Do you NEED to be told that it's more mature than Super Mario Brothers?"

      I played Doom as a kid and nothing bad happened.

      Same here, and I've beat GTA: Vice City three or four times through. No dead people yet.

      Can't you see how violent video games are just another scapegoat for societies ills?

      I agree -- I'm just saying, as long as there are violent video games, people are going to bitch. I'm completely fine with stores checking I.D's to sell games -- they check them to sell sinus medicine -- and only selling age appropriate games to the right people. If a kid's parent approves, the parent can go buy the game. Most movie theaters don't allow twelve year olds in to R movies.

    35. Re:Redundant? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I don't understand. If you don't think violent video games are harmful to kids, then why should there be a law restricting them? Just to make us feel warm and fuzzy?

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    36. Re:Redundant? by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I don't think there should be a law -- I'm fine with stores making that decision.

    37. Re:Redundant? by Hatta · · Score: 1
      Oh, I'm just a little confused as to the meaning of this exchange then:
      Selling games to minors that don't fit into the ESRB ages should be a crime.

      Agreed.
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    38. Re:Redundant? by Khaed · · Score: 1

      Um, I was for it being a crime before I was against it. ;)

      I don't see the issue in black and white, and I'm torn between not wanting more laws, especially laws pertaining to video games, and wanting the issue settled in a way that I'm comfortable with. Barring minors from buying violent/sexual games leaves said games available for everyone else.

      What can I say? I'm not perfect, or right all the time. "I'm a man of contradictions, as my therapist said..."

  6. Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And you worry over the chinese goverment whilst a retard and attention whore fucks with your hobbies.

  7. Wonkfest by AgentSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *Yawn*

    Bill gets challeneged in court and dies.

    Couldn't we just get the current videogame ratings enforced instead
    of the geschtapo tactics?

    I know, it's beyond Jack-off's reach to understand such things.

    1. Re:Wonkfest by RsG · · Score: 1

      You're missing the obvious point.

      If the bill dies, Jacko still has his moment in the spotlight, which he craves. The man is a media whore. And when it does die, he can go on about "activist judges" and liberal bias in the courts (nevermind that there are censorship wonks on the left as well as the right). Jackass's crusade will continue no matter how many times he loses.

      This isn't about protecting minors. This is about lawyers getting paid, politicians getting votes, and whores like Jack getting attention. Those objectives were accomplished the moment this thing passed. If it dies, all that happens is the damage done by their stupidity gets fixed - which is something to be sure, but it isn't enough.

      There really needs to be a "three strikes and you're out" rule for passing legislation that latter gets shot down for violating the constitution. The courts shouldn't have to constantly prune back this crap.

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    2. Re:Wonkfest by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

      You are probably correct, but what if ...

      Bill gets challenged in court and dies and THEN yet another pseudo-government oversight body steps into the "void left in the law by the liberal courts" and "fights to protect our children from violence, pr0n, and" whatever else is in games.

      If you listen closely you can hear the protest signs being printed up as you read.

      This is a VERY safe political topic for Republicans. Kids don't vote. Parents don't (for the most part) play violent games. Parents are OVERWHELMINGLY conservitive when it comes to their kids. Slam dunk.

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    3. Re:Wonkfest by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what they're aiming for (restricting sales of intense games to minors ... whether by ESRB rating or by the judgement of the court), it's just that explicitly enforcing the ESRB ratings specifically would mean governmentalizing the ESRB. (IE ... what would happen to this law if the ESRB went out of business, or decided to change their rating system?)

      That's why, in terms of a law, they need to keep the ratings system out of the process.

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    4. Re:Wonkfest by Dragoonmac · · Score: 1


      The ESRB ratings are enforced by many retailers. I remember the irony of having to purchase my friend (2 years older than me) Half-Life at a Target, because he forgot his ID card and was told he couldn't buy the game without proof.

      </Factual information><rant>

      I'm a populist, I think it is the role of the government to protect its citizens. But this is going beyond protection.
      I'm a gamer, my parents wouldn't allow to watch R-Rated movies (with or without them) until I was 15. But when I was seven my dad put castle wolfenstein on my PC and he taught me to play DooM so we could test the network. Why? because they understood I could tell the difference between fiction (DooM) and real life.
      Sure, there are some people who can't. But these are the people who also think that WWF (or whatever stupid new acronym they are on) is real and should be imitated. These are the people who break their necks trying to fly off a roof (at age 15). These people do need to be shielded from videogames... and television... and all media for that matter. The general population, however, does not.

      </rant> <Solution>

      This bill is not trying to fix a broken system. A fixing bill would be:
      1) No minor under tyhe age of 16 shall purchase video games carrying an M rating by the ESRB
      2) No minor shall purchase video games carrying an AO rating by the ESRB
      3) Any retailer found selling said rated games to said minors shall face a fine of X dollars.

      We do this for movies already in WA, State Law says you must be 17+ to buy your own ticket to an R Rated movie. If parents don't mind their kids playing violent videogames, great, they can buy them.

      </solution> <conclusion>

      Thompson is simply reacting like the lawyer he is. He is frightened no-one will take him seriously anymore, so he creates a bill that will allow him to continue manipulating and twisting what he can get his hands on. Instead of doing the logical solution (proposed above), the legislature (most of whom have probably never played a video game or understand the ESRB) thought it would be a good idea. Hopefully it'll get amended in the future.
      </conclusion>

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    5. Re:Wonkfest by ChrisFedak · · Score: 1

      From http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060615-7062 .html " 42 percent of its "mystery shoppers" between the ages of 13 and 16 were able to purchase M-rated games during 2005. That's an improvement from the 69 percent figure of 2003, but not where either the FTC or Congress wants it to be. " So yes, while it is enforced, it's pretty much a coin toss. Which means there is room for activist legislation that end runs the ESRB, though chances are any such legislation that is actually constitutional will be so watered down as to be useless. Videogames are still considered protected speech. I'm also pretty sure that the ESRB would have to become a federal (or at least state run) board before you could use its ratings in legislation. It may well be that the ESRB ratings will become an acceptable test of the phrase "The average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the video or computer game, taken as a whole, appeals to the minor's morbid interest in violence". Which would mean that Jack's law might actually do what you suggest in practice.

    6. Re:Wonkfest by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Oh, Thompson (if he has any sense of reality at all) probably understands that the bill will be shot-down in court.

      But Thompson's job isn't to represent his own views; his job is to represent the views of his constituents. Assuming he actually *does* that, then that implies that he was elected by a whole lot of very ignorant people.

      Well, *somebody* had to elect him, right?......

      My guess is that he knows the bill will ultimately be struck-down. He's just ramming the bill through to please some special interest group in his constituency, e.g. some Southern Baptists -- some fucking nutjobs who can rot in hell in my book, regardless. Thompson wins points, some "liberal bedwetting pinko activist judge" shoots it down, it goes to appeals, appeals court shoots it down, the government gives up defending the bill (maybe), and ultimately, in 5 years, everybody's happy again -- except the same damn nutjobs who wanted to regulate their way into everybody else's lives in the first place.

      It's either that, or Thompson might risk (to some degree) losing his seat in the next election. And we can't have a nice, pampered politician losing his cut of "government cheese", now can we? He doesn't want his cheese moved any more than anybody else does...

      This is America. Blame the Nazi religious losers who think everybody else should live by *their* rules (actually, this goes for any strongly-religious country, whether it's the U.S., or Iran, or Pakistan, or some other. Mystical beliefs in the unproven convey stupidity on a massive scale.).

  8. Dear Mr. Thompson by Discopete · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The reason is that this industry, through the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board), its developers' lobbyist, the ESA (Entertainment Software Association), and the retailers' lobbyist, IEMA (Interactive Entertainment Merchants Association) are involved in ongoing fraudulent conduct in marketing video games that contain adult material to children."

    1:) Prove it
    2:) If you can't do you as an attorney know what Libel is?
    3:) IIRC Libel can be grounds for revocation of your BAR registration.

    1. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by pcgamez · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the lack of action by the bar association for Thompson's actions in the past three years indicate that the bar association does not care?

    2. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      this will be intresting, because if ESRB and ESA are acuratlely rating games according to the court there should be no problem. It also seems like it would have to find the rating was in error wouldn't it?

      it might give rise to some intresting statistics about how often the court finds and existing ratting to be in error.

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    3. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by RsG · · Score: 1

      Getting someone disbarred isn't exactly easy, which is a pity. Personally, I figure that the bar association is probably not too concerned about some senile crusader trying to prolong a career in the spotlight by pushing crap like this.

      Given that there are far more dangerous abuses of the legal system that lawyers get up to, the bar association likely turns a blind eye to minor infractions, especially if disbarring Jacko would be unpopular in whatever district he's licensed to practice in. OTOH, I dearly hope that one day he either goes too far and gets in hot water, or else pushes the wrong person and ends up on the business end of a lawsuit.

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    4. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Looks like he is already keen to take on the bar association: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorn ey)#The_Florida_Bar

    5. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by W.Mandamus · · Score: 1

      1. An act of the legislature can't be libelous.
      2. You can't sue somebody for lobbying for something (the whole first amendment thing).
      3. Only conduct throwing question on an attorneys honesty and integrity is grounds of disembarment (yes this includes lying if you're lying to a client or to the court. You can put forth your clients arguable position but you can't say that something was A when you know it to be B).

    6. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. That was a quote by el-Jacko, not by the legislature.
      2. Claiming that someone is engaging in fraud is not lobbying; that is a very specific legal term which Jack should understand and only use in its legal context. When used in a fashion that cannot be proven, against a person, business, or industry intentionally to harm their reputation, it could be construed as slander.
      3. Committing libel against an industry to further your own agenda impacts both honest and integrity. You cannot claim that the industry is committing fraud when there is no evidence that they have done so.

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    7. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by hex0016 · · Score: 1
      Getting someone disbarred isn't exactly easy, which is a pity.
      Meanwhile, Bill Clinton was disbarred for his perjury during the whole Monica Lewinsky mess (no pun intended), which pretty much everyone has downplayed. Admittedly a bit off-topic, but something that popped into my head when you said this. Play on.
    8. Re:Dear Mr. Thompson by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Damn the guy is like a legal pedophile.

  9. How does he do it? by edmicman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In a statement released by Jack Thompson when the Louisiana Senate passed the bill, the lawyer commented: "The corrupted and corrupting video game industry will, of course, challenge this law once it is signed by Governor Blanco. The reason is that this industry, through the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board), its developers' lobbyist, the ESA (Entertainment Software Association), and the retailers' lobbyist, IEMA (Interactive Entertainment Merchants Association) are involved in ongoing fraudulent conduct in marketing video games that contain adult material to children."
    Good grief! How in the world does this guy maintain any kind of professional credibility?!? What kind of backwards state government would even give JT an audience? "The reason is that this industry...are involved in ongoing fraudulent conduct in marketing video games that contain adult material to children." What??? There's nothing more important going on in the world today??

    I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.
    1. Re:How does he do it? by Discopete · · Score: 1

      I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      Get in line.

    2. Re:How does he do it? by edmicman · · Score: 1

      My bad...I guess he's in Florida. Well, I'll drive to both states and kick everyone involved in the nuts, how about that?

    3. Re:How does he do it? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      I see a slashdot carpool in the future! :-)

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    4. Re:How does he do it? by alxkit · · Score: 0

      ever heard of columbine?

    5. Re:How does he do it? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      Stand in line please, no skipping.

    6. Re:How does he do it? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Its called the South. Its called Democracy. If enough people want these Jebus freaks making "holy laws to protect the children" then it will happen. Don't live in the south if you don't like it. The people have spoken. As much as slashdot hates this guy there's about 10,000 voters per slashdotter who love him and his "moral mission."

    7. Re:How does he do it? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yes, that claim is as implausible as a videogame storyline these days. Why the hell would anybody attempt or even bother to supply unsuitable material to children? I mean, even a Bond villain usually has a reason, some benefit he gets out of the deal but what benefit would this have?

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    8. Re:How does he do it? by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      Oh so violent! You must have been playing those violent games they're talking about.

    9. Re:How does he do it? by RsG · · Score: 1

      Yep. Couple kids were bullied, ostracised, ignored by their parents, and went postal. They got ahold of guns, tried (and failed) to make a bomb explode and killed a bunch of people before offing themsleves. They were likely mentally unsound, and better armed than most, but they were still following a very old and depressingly common murder-suicide pattern.

      What was your point exactly?

      Video games, violent music, lax gun laws and countless of other things were blamed for the shootings, but at most any one of these might have been a minor contributing factor. Taking action against games because some whack job plays doom and shoots someone is like taking action against religion because some loonie bombs an abortion clinic - in both cases you're trying to absolve personal responsibility from the perpatrator by shifting the blame to something that impacted their lives. Might as well blame butterflies flapping their wings for the hurricane season, to borrow from the old chaos theory meme.

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    10. Re:How does he do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>In a statement released by Jack Thompson when the Louisiana Senate passed the bill, the lawyer commented: "The corrupted
      >>and corrupting video game industry will, of course, challenge this law once it is signed by Governor Blanco. The reason is
      >>that this industry, through the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board), its developers' lobbyist, the ESA
      >>(Entertainment Software Association), and the retailers' lobbyist, IEMA (Interactive Entertainment Merchants Association)
      >>are involved in ongoing fraudulent conduct in marketing video games that contain adult material to children."
      >>
      >>Good grief! How in the world does this guy maintain any kind of professional credibility?!? What kind of backwards state
      >>government would even give JT an audience? "The reason is that this industry...are involved in ongoing fraudulent conduct
      >>in marketing video games that contain adult material to children." What??? There's nothing more important going on in the
      >>world today??
      >
      >I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      It always amazes me that no-one sues Jack Thompson for slander. Perhaps no-one wants to feed the attention whore.

      Unless he can prove his accusations he really should STFU.

    11. Re:How does he do it? by bitt3n · · Score: 1
      I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      tsk, tsk, looks like someone's been playing a bit too much GTA

    12. Re:How does he do it? by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

      Bethesda gave him the ability to call fraud. They shipped nudity in Oblivion after failing to disclose that to the ratings board. That made the difference between a T and M rating. The ESRB slapped Bethesda down in an attempt to save face, but the damage had been done.

      The Oblivion incident showed that even after the GTA incident the industry had not taken the steps necessary to effectively police themselves. Give the ESRB some teeth instead of fighting it all the time, and maybe people wouldn't feel it necessary to pass these laws.

    13. Re:How does he do it? by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      Good grief! How in the world does this guy maintain any kind of professional credibility?!? What kind of backwards state government would even give JT an audience?

      I think you'll see a large change in the views of games as the youth that grew up playing games age and see gaming for what it really is. Remember, a lot of current politicians grew up in the 60's and 70's without gaming. It's much easier to regulate something you don't understand than try to understand it.

      This same logic also applies to parent buying inappropriate games for their children. They don't understand the ratings and buy it blindly since games and tv work as an easier babysitter. This is somewhat why I support some legislation that requires more work on the part of the buyer. If Mom buys the game instead of her 12 year-old, she has to at least look at the game before buying it. Even if it is only in line while checking out.

      I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

      He lives in Florida so I suppose he's defeated you.

    14. Re:How does he do it? by waspleg · · Score: 1

      what kind of gov't? the right wing christian kind who believes in moral enforcement at the end of a police shotgun/riot baton

    15. Re:How does he do it? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      The wikipedia entry for Jack is pretty damn funny / sad.

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  10. Let me be the first to say... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    fuck Jack Thompson with a CD-ROM. When will we be rid of this army of lawyers and cops for Jesus? Isn't God a big enough boy to take care of his own business???

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by JayDot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't about God hating violent video games. As a Christian, I don't like to see violent/questionable games sold. But that's not something that you get a law written for. It's the parents who should be following the rating suggestions to avoid games that aren't appropriate for their kids. Different parents will have different standards, so a state-wide (or worse, federal) law doesn't fix the real problem. As other's have stated, enforce the rules we have, and let the parents do the parenting.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      No, fuck him with a rusty thermos full of hot coffee!

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    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Christian, I don't like to see violent/questionable games sold.

      What part of Christianity condemns fantasy violence? I agree with real violence being frowned upon. But fake violence -- I have never read anything spoken by Jesus that would make its condemnation a part of Christianity.

      I do agree with the separation of parenting and government. I wish others did.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by JayDot · · Score: 1

      The part about guarding your heart, because what you put in is inevitably what will come out. I once heard it described thus:

      First the unthinkable is given thought
      then the thought is given word
      then the word is put in action.


      Of course, this applies to the other end of the spectrum as well. Focusing on what is positive and good improves the way one lives just as focusing on negative things negativly effects that life.

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    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Well then you'd better not read the Bible --- it is chock full of incest, murder, raping and pillaging. Unthinkable => thought => word => action.

  11. Grr. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Playing violent videogames never made me want to shoot anyone.

    Listening to violent music never made me want to stab anybody.

    Reading a violent book or watching a violent film never made me want to go out and hurt anyone in any way.

    Fearmongering idiots getting ridiculous laws made, on the other hand, would seriously test my limits were I not reasonably confident of this eventually getting struck back down by someone with half a brain.

    1. Re:Grr. by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Playing violent videogames never made me want to shoot anyone.

      Speak for yourself. When I was a kid, I had a sudden urge to run around with a bent tent pole and go after highly pixellated "Ducks"

    2. Re:Grr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speak for yourself. When I was a kid, I had a sudden urge to run around with a bent tent pole and go after highly pixellated "Ducks"

      That's nothing...

      When I was a kid.. I crawled through sewers finding coins, and ran through petshops to stomp on turtles. Hell, I even ate mushrooms...

    3. Re:Grr. by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Playing violent videogames never made me want to shoot anyone.

      Actually, playing Duke Nukem 3D made me want to rampage around a movie theater with a flame thrower.

      Oh wait, it wasn't caused by the game; it was caused by thinking "I paid $16 to see this turkey?!"

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    4. Re:Grr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That doesn't really matter does it? Don't you think parents should have a right to control the kind of content that their children are exposed to?


      What, exactly, exposure to that content causes or doesn't cause is a different matter.


      Face it, game systems cost $400-$600. Software costs about $40-$60 a pop for those systems or computers, gaming computer rigs aren't cheap exactly. Games are for adults anymore.

    5. Re:Grr. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Get this freakin' duck away from me!

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    6. Re:Grr. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget all the children of the 80s who are running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

    7. Re:Grr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem here is that the taxpayers of Louisiana have to pay for this. They paid to put it on the books and now they have to pay to defend it in court, likely up to the supreme level. It is just a waste.

    8. Re:Grr. by Monkeys!!! · · Score: 1

      Watching the "Da Vinci Code" made me want to murder several well know actors, directors, script writers and one book author.

    9. Re:Grr. by Hatta · · Score: 1


      Fearmongering idiots getting ridiculous laws made, on the other hand, would seriously test my limits were I not reasonably confident of this eventually getting struck back down by someone with half a brain.


      Fearmongering causes violence! Obviously we should ban it immediately. Do it for the children!

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    10. Re:Grr. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mention books there. No age ratings on books, are there?

  12. Free speech? Think of the children! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I like how this generation of parents is teaching this generation of kids to value and defend their freedoms.

  13. Before everyone starts crying incredulity by CSZeus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jack Thompson may have his head in the wrong place, but he's not as stupid as people make him out to be. While it's a fair bet that the ESA will go after this bill (just like they have in every other state to sign one into law), I wonder if they'll have more of a difficult time with this one. After all, they have one ruling at least to go on (Illinois), one law that's been unchallenged (Maryland), and after the fiasco with his Modest Proposal I doubt Jack would help author something else that was going to be a sure loss.

    Just some thoughts.

    1. Re:Before everyone starts crying incredulity by radish · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not sure what you mean. The Illinois law was struck down as unconstitutional, just like the others - so that's another win for the ESA. The Maryland one, on the other hand, was actually supported by the ESA because it only concerned itself with explicit sexual content rather than vague terms like "unsuitable" or "violent". As far as I know, there are no games published in the US which would even qualify under the Maryland law (including Hot Coffee), so it seems more like it's simply trying to bring existing "don't sell porn to kids" laws up to date by including video games as well as existing media like DVD. Seems sensible to me. To quote the ESA:

      "The ESA has always been supportive of the inclusion of video games to 'harmful to minor' statues that meet the Supreme Courts obscenity standards. We believe that video games should be treated in the same way that books and movies are treated under the law."

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    2. Re:Before everyone starts crying incredulity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are the laws all the same? Use the current raiting and then impose fines. Instead they are giving 1 person the power to go "you know what I don't like other games they made so I think this one is just the same". I say try this. If they pass one of these laws and the law stays pull your game stores out and let them deal with that.

    3. Re:Before everyone starts crying incredulity by CSZeus · · Score: 1

      I just meant to observe that because they have examples of laws that have been both struck down and supported, they're perhaps better prepared to deal with the legal issues.

  14. ah well by bicycleguy · · Score: 1

    Alex Jones has seemed to be nutbag, but what he has been preaching seems to be coming to fruition.

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    1. Re:ah well by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I thought that was the plot to Fahrenheit 451?

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  15. yeah right by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    How exactly will they imprison the entire Walmart branch's employees at once? Those poor people already have it bad enough.

    1. Re:yeah right by pluther · · Score: 1
      How exactly will they imprison the entire Walmart branch's employees at once?

      They won't. Just the clerk at the checkout counter who makes the actual sale.
      The floor person who helped the kid find it, and the stocker who put it on the shelf, and bagger who packed it up to be carted out to the car, will not be held responsible.
      And, of course, the manager of the store, as a person who has a salary high enough to afford a lawyer if need be, would never be charged with anything related to this.

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    2. Re:yeah right by spune · · Score: 1

      Walmart's already got this worked out. Haven't you heard of the stores which lock their employees inside 'to prevent theft'?

    3. Re:yeah right by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Interesting, that's a clear violation of fundamental human rights (basic rights: life, liberty and security of person according to the UN, none of these may be taken away without a judge's authorisation) in many countries.

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  16. On the Other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why can't we get a bill that fines Jack Thompson whenever he tries to buy a game.

  17. Where are the parents? by dethl · · Score: 1

    The government does not need to fill the spot of lazy parenting. If parents are so worried about Mature-rated video games then why aren't they preventing their own kids from getting them? And it's not one parents reponsibility to enforce their beliefs on another parent. I was allowed to play violent video games back when I was 10 or so (Marathon and the sort) but I was only allowed to as long as I understood that a) IT'S JUST A GAME and b) DO NOT EMULATE WHAT YOU SEE IN SAID GAME.

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    1. Re:Where are the parents? by JayDot · · Score: 1

      I've had similar experience growing up. The only way I got Unreal Tournament and Swat 3 was by assuring my folks that you could tone down the gibbing and the adult taunts. Not only have I not killed anyone, but my paintball game has really improved!

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    2. Re:Where are the parents? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The government isn't trying to fill the spot of "lazy parenting". The government is trying (misguided or not) to prevent the zit-faced knob at GameSpot from usurping rules that the parents may have already layed out.

      The people who are going to sue under this law will be the parents who are pissed when Timmy comes home with a copy of "GTA4" after they repeatedly denied to buy it for him.

      The parents who dont give a shit will continue not giving a shit.

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    3. Re:Where are the parents? by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      The people who are going to sue under this law will be the parents who are pissed when Timmy comes home with a copy of "GTA4" after they repeatedly denied to buy it for him.

      Agreed. This is how it should be like. What some people fail to realise is that in the given scenario, Timmy is not always an 8 year old kid who his parents should be keeping an eye on, but Tim is a 15 year old kid who can do whatever the hell he likes. I'm 17 right now, my parents aren't going to waste my lives stalking me everywhere making sure I don't buy GTA. If I come home with a copy and they aren't happy, then they can sue the seller (because it's already like this in the UK). Unless I did something stupid like lie about my age on eBay.

      And if these laws start to turn up nationwide, the US needs a government rating system instead of these vague definitions of what's inappropriate. And for god's sake, make a system where Halo and Manhunt do NOT have the same rating, it's just wrong.

  18. Tagging by dirtyoldgoat · · Score: 1

    Time for the obligatory 'dumbass', 'wtf', and 'JackThompsonisadouche' tags...

    1. Re:Tagging by Suzuran · · Score: 1

      (click, click, typetypetype, click) Done and done!

    2. Re:Tagging by dargon · · Score: 0

      amazingly JackThompsonisadouche.com is not yet taken ;)

    3. Re:Tagging by cuantar · · Score: 1

      I searched this page for the word "douche" after reading the tags, hoping that somebody had commented about them. /. tags are so much more fun than most places.

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  19. Welcome back Hayes by edwardpickman · · Score: 0

    An increasingly disturbing trend are these arbitary laws where there is no set standard. The recent decency laws for broadcast Television are very similar. The real goal is to promote a climate of fear and force self regulation. The laws effectively say there's a speed limit but we aren't naming an actual speed the maximum speed will be determined by individual officers. How can you possibly stay legal under those conditions? Say a kid buys a deer hunting game. A judge declares it violent and fines the store inspite of the fact it's perfectly legal for the same boy to go hunt actual deer. It's an arbitary moral standard that punishes anyone that strays into the gray zone. We are being driven back to the "good ole days" of the Hayes Comission when entertainment was afraid of saying or doing anything the least bit off color.

    1. Re:Welcome back Hayes by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Good.

      I'm glad to see a move away from set-in-stone standards, and bullshit like mandatory sentencing and "three strikes" laws.

      A judges job is to judge. Our job is to keep shitty judges who we feel are incorrect off the benches by not electing them, or those who would appoint them.

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    2. Re:Welcome back Hayes by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yes but in this case there is no way for a citizen to know when he is in violation of the law. The grey zone is as large as the friggin Atlantic ocean here. They're basically allowing judges to arbitrarily declare a person guilty or innocent on the same evidence. Uncertain laws work for totalitarian governments in order to be able to find any person guilty of a crime but in any society that demands freedom these standards MUST be spelled out to allow other people than the judge that ends up with the case to determine whether a given action is a crime.

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  20. Only in Louisiana... by sleepophile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live in Louisiana ...and there are a hundred things far more important than this shit.The state of education heres is pathetic , NO hasn't recovered from the last hurricane season ..and the new one is already upon us. Crime is off the charts ...and so on.And they waste time on passing a stupid video game law. Blanco needs to get her head checked .

    1. Re:Only in Louisiana... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is par for her. She went into office hoping to glide through her term without having to make any tough decisions or do any real work. She didn't do anything when New Orleans was under water, and you can be sure she will continue to do nothing but worthless crap now. I'm so glad I didn't move back after Katrina.

    2. Re:Only in Louisiana... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pet peeve: people who abbreviate New Orleans "NO". Still worse, "NOLA".

    3. Re:Only in Louisiana... by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      Bread and circuses.

      Nuff said.

  21. What's the problem? by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I don't understand the full ramifications to this bill, but I simply don't see what is wrong with allowing "a **JUDGE** to rule on whether or not a videogame meets established criteria for being inappropriate for minors and be subsequently pulled from store shelves." Isn't that what a judge's job is--to *judge* if x-entity is adhering to pre-established criteria (read laws) and assign an appropriate pentaly? IMHO, this power should absolutely be in the hands of the judge. The REAL QUESTION is, "What are these 'criteria'?" The energy should be placed on establishing these criteria to balance freedom of expression with protection of minors, not on a judge's ability to enforce laws (that's a given).

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    1. Re:What's the problem? by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

      What exactly are the "established criteria for being inappropriate for minors"?

    2. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you willing to risk jail time because some judge decided that Mario Kart is not appropriate for minors? If you aren't, I doubt most store employees and managers are either.

    3. Re:What's the problem? by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my question. There's no problem with judges enforcing laws (that's their job!). The problem is who is defining these criteria and how do these criteria effect everyone.

      Defining appropriate protection for minors from offensive material is a tough job.

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    4. Re:What's the problem? by SpecTheIntro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem in this case is that 1.) the pre-established criteria are not based on any scientific evidence, and 2.) the defendent being held accountable for the sale of the video game will be the sales clerk, not the retailer. Can you imagine being sentenced to a year in prison for selling a kid a video game? To put that in perspective, three years is a typical sentence for manslaughter. And to make matters worse, why in the world would you give a judge the right to remove a product entirely from circulation? Unless it's ruled as obscene, (and thanks to the porn industry, I can't think of any game that would satisfy the legal definition of the word), there's no legal precedent to allow that sort of power. The bill's a mess.

    5. Re:What's the problem? by rudeboy1 · · Score: 1

      I understand where you're going with this, but while it is a judge's right to JUDGE the criteria of something like this, it is not the right of a judge, a lawmaker, or a pissant lawyer from Miami to CENSOR. I am 24 years old, and, if this law comes to full fruition, (as in not defeated in a month by legal challenges) if I wanted to buy a violent video game in the state of Louisiana, I should have every right to do so. This law will not only make it impossible for minors to get their hands on the game, but everyone else. That is not child protection, it is thinly veiled censorship, and it is not constitutional. Furthermore, the law is useless, as other people have metioned, because children can still buy these games online. I pity the lawmakers that went along with this. They are contributing to what I feel is one of the greatest threats to Americans in this day and age: The idea that because of what is going on in the world around us, it is OK to surrender our personal freedoms, constitutional rights, and our concepts of what makes us Americans, all so that we can be safer, or keep our kids or borders safer. This sort of law would never have passed 10 years ago, because back then, PARENTS were responsible for raising their children. Not the media, not the government, and not media-whore attourneys from Miami.

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  22. ain't gonna fly by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

    You can put big wings on this pig of a bill but it ain't never gonna fly - unless it gets blown away by the next hurricane.

  23. DNF by Creeker · · Score: 1

    *sigh* - here come another delay for poor old Duke Nukem Forever!

  24. It's an election year by BigCheese · · Score: 1

    More stupid laws to wow the values voters. They won't even notice when they are overturned after the elections are over.

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  25. How is this bill supposed to work? by SpecTheIntro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The bill's intent is to keep adult-oriented (this criteria to be determined by a judge) games from getting into minor's hands, and fines any store responsible for selling said games to minors. This is not necessarily a bad thing; one of the biggest weaknesses of the ESRB is its lack of real power: it lacks any and all punitive ability. It can assign ratings all it wants, but when it comes down to it, individual store policy determines who can buy any given game. Clearly this has been ineffective in keeping inappropriate games from the hands of minors. We can argue all day long that: "this is the responsibility of the parents, zomg the government is evil, how dare they try to say that killing hookers is bad, zomg," but really the gaming industry lacks any coherent self-regulation and this needs to change.

    Unfortunately, this bill is one step in the right direction (fining retailers who sell GTA3 to ten year olds) and three steps in the wrong (absolutely no specification as to what can be considered "inappropriate," granting sole discretion to the judge, and calling for any "inappropriate game" to be pulled from circulation.) The last wrong is the one that concerns me the most: since when does content "not suitable for minors" suddenly translate into "not suitable for sale?" That seems to me a gross overextension of what the bill should be trying to do, which is to keep minors from playing excessively violent or sexual games. It's no secret that idiots like Jack Thompson believe the world would be a better place without video games, period, but it shocks me that any legislature would buy into this. There are plenty of types of media (rape-pornography, for instance) that the courts currently do not have the ability to demand be removed from circulation. I'm supposed to believe that ANY game could be more harmful to society than the simulation of rape? That doesn't make any sense at all.

    1. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Saxerman · · Score: 1
      what the bill should be trying to do... is to keep minors from playing excessively violent or sexual games.

      If some teenagers want to go out on a bender, do you really think it's the retail clerk who sells them the abuse which is responsible? The retain chain at which he works? The cops, legislature, or judiciary?

      While I agree that some things are probably not appropriate for children, I also believe that parents should be the ones primarily responsible for deciding what is appropriate for their children. I think society would be best better served by better parents, rather than more laws.

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    2. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unfortunately, this bill is one step in the right direction (fining retailers who sell GTA3 to ten year olds) and three steps in the wrong (absolutely no specification as to what can be considered "inappropriate," granting sole discretion to the judge, and calling for any "inappropriate game" to be pulled from circulation.) The last wrong is the one that concerns me the most: since when does content "not suitable for minors" suddenly translate into "not suitable for sale?"

      Where in the bill does it say anything will be pulled?

      http://www.legis.state.la.us/billdata/streamdocume nt.asp?did=397853

    3. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If some teenagers want to go out on a bender, do you really think it's the retail clerk who sells them the abuse which is responsible?"

      Yes, retailers partly are. It's an endangerment not only to the kid but also to the general public. Let's say the kid gets in a car and kills someone during the bender. It is assumed the kid may not have the correct capacity for judgement. This idea happens not only in the under-18 world but also in the adult world, there are a slew of laws for this.

      Yes it should be responsiblity of, in this order:
      1) Primary (Kid)
      2) Secondary (Parent)
      3) Tertiary (Retailer)

      In a perfect world, you would not need to legislate items 2) and 3). But the fact is that we don't live in a perfect world and actions of 1) effect more people than just themselves.

      "I think society would be best better served by better parents, rather than more laws."

      Absolutely - and personal responsiblity.
      But that personal responsiblity also should extend to vendors, and, just like the rest of the public, sometimes that has to be legislated.

    4. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Even perfect self-enforcement (as I understand it the vast majority of stores is already self-enforcing) wouldn't prevent these games from getting to the kids. What's the clerk going to say when the kid's mother comes along and buys the game for them? "Sorry maam, I can't sell you that because you'd give it to your kid"? The parents shouting for regulations are the same ones that will buy any game their kid asks for regardless of rating. In the end they'll still curse the evil game industry for selling their kid a violent videogame and only writing "graphic violence, not suitable for persons under 18 years of age" on the box in big letters.

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    5. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm supposed to believe that ANY game could be more harmful to society than the simulation of rape? That doesn't make any sense at all.

      It will when Rockstar releases Grand Theft Virginity: Statutory City this Christmas!

    6. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but really the gaming industry lacks any coherent self-regulation and this needs to change.

      Speaking as an employee of the gaming industry...

      As you just finished saying, the ESRB gives ratings to games, and those ratings are made according to very strict standards. If you've been watching the gaming news sites recently, you'd have seen a couple of major games have had their ratings changed after their release and thereby were pulled from many store shelves because of undeclared explicit game content, which hadn't been taken into account when the games were originally rated. The ESRB found the mistake, forced a fix to be made, and games were pulled from circulation until the issue was sorted out.

      Your complaint isn't about the gaming industry; we're doing everything right. We've been rating our games in a consistant fashion and labelling them conspicuously for more than a decade, now.

      Your complaint is about the retail industry, which (by and large) is not paying attention to the ratings we give the games.

    7. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      I'm supposed to believe that ANY game could be more harmful to society than the simulation of rape?

      Maybe a rape simulator?

    8. Re:How is this bill supposed to work? by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

      There's no way to point out how stupid this point is while being nice. Trust me, I've tried.

      If an 8 year old walks up to by a ticket to see "The Omen" (or pick your random R-rated movie) what's the clerk going to do? Not sell it to him. Now if the 8 year old's mother walks up and buys two tickets (and even says "you're going to love this movie" out loud to her 8-year old son before buying the tickets) what's the clerk going to do? Sell her the damn tickets.

      That's the whole point of these types of "content not suitable for children laws". Not to prevent children from every seeing stuff, but to ensure that A - they have to get parental permission and B - the parents know what kind of content (in general) they are giving permission to buy.

      The parents shouting for regulations are the same ones that will buy any game their kid asks for regardless of rating.

      Yeah, right. Some parents buy whatever for their kids. Those same parents may be surprised to find out that Johny's new game involves beating whores, but trust me, they are not the same ones that are already out there pressing for legislation. THOSE parents are the ones that scrutinize labels before purchasing stuff for their kids. You're just flat-out wrong on this one.

      In the end they'll still curse the evil game industry for selling their kid a violent videogame and only writing "graphic violence, not suitable for persons under 18 years of age" on the box in big letters.

      Yeah, but if Ms. Whomever buys the game for her son (and it's clearly labelled to be mature) then who's going to take her complaints seriously? Part of this law could be seen as just CYA for the games industry.

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  26. Random thoughts on who else to point fingers at.. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've found that America, and Americans are all about finding people to blame.

    Blame the governor and Jack Thompson all you want, but in the end, the geeks of Louisiana are the ones who dropped the ball here. Did anybody follow through on those calls to "write your legislature, blah blah"? Does anybody ever? Nah, too much like work. But goddamnit they should know how we feel!

    A bunch of smelly non-voting hippies with a complete apathy towards government whining about not being represented.

    Boo-hoo..

    Don't worry, they'll keep making GTA games as long as there's money in it. You'll be able to buy them, too, so long as you aren't a minor.

    And they'll probably keep slipping in little porno mini-games to be "edgy" and "push the envelope" and "fuck everything up by making a joke of the ESRB and prompting the government to take notice and usurp it."

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  27. Just F'ing great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly why the Democrats scare the hell out of me. They signed into a law another "I'm from the government and I know what is best for you" law.

  28. I see an increase in torrent traffic by scwizard · · Score: 1

    What does this teach kids? It teaches them that to get what they want they need to download utorrent, go to sites like isohunt and learn how to use DAEMON Tools.

    If the kid really wants GTA Cop Killa edition he's going to be able to get the game. If it's a little kid it's the parents who buy the game for him anyway, and if it's a bigger kid then after failing to get it from the store one of his friends is going to tell him about the things I mentioned above.

    This is yet another law that targets innocent kids. People will say that the point of the law is to protect kids from the games, but it's really to protect the adults from the kids. There wasn't that much anti video game sentiment until after Columbine. This law has the effect of hitting two birds with one stone, it supposedly stops kids from becoming violent, and it gives the cops and excuse to arrest kids on sight for piracy.

    The biggest puzzle here is: why are "minors" the ones that grownups are afraid of? I don't know why either but for some reason they are. They keep us locked up in school all day, and the reason I get for that type of thing when I ask is something along the lines of "it makes it so you don't have a bunch of kids running through the streets unsupervised".

    Then you have an assortment of other laws along those lines as well. Minors aren't allowed to drive cars, their not allowed to vote. I may sound kind of crazy here, but after reading this article I'm starting to see a pattern.

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  29. What am I to do by Joebert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't masturbate because it's a sin, I can't play violent video games because they make me violent, & I can't sleep with the girl next door because her dad owns a shotgun, what the hell am I supposed to do ?

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    1. Re:What am I to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methinks she's not old enough to sleep with you.

    2. Re:What am I to do by Joebert · · Score: 1

      There's somthing to be said about an anonymous coward that would post somthing like that.

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    3. Re:What am I to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are supposed to go to school/college, become skilled, and work long underpaid hours while spending like a good little consumer! Oh, and don't talk back, just do it or we will throw you in jail for terrorism, yeah, that's it, terrorism.

      Go GOP!

    4. Re:What am I to do by tepples · · Score: 1

      You can start by playing purportedly non-violent video games. Tetris is sexy enough.

  30. I love paying for people to live in dangerous area by FatSean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really do. Like Florida...constantly getting federal funds to repair the damage from hurricanes that just keep comming.

    On the upside, this is strong selection pressure against people who like to live near violent storms.

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  31. Pulled? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    inappropriate for minors and be subsequently pulled from store shelves

    Why does it need to be pulled from shelves? Just make a "do not sell to minors" label on it and if they sell to a minor then they get fined/jail. I have no problem with preventing minors from buying particularly violent bad games themselves. Normally i would say it is against freedom of speech/privacy and what-not, but we are talking about minors. That segment of our population which cannot buy guns, alcohol (some states it is 21 others 18), pornography, etc. So since we do not pull porn magazines from bookstore shelves (even some comic books are hard-core in their porn drawings) why should games be any different. Just label them as such...put them on a really high shelf or locked in a box (though every game store I get to has an EMPTY box for display, and all the games are behind the counter).

    Again, my only problem is pulling the games from the shelves...that infringes on *MY* right to view and purchase the game...i am not a minor and should be able to do so. This law actually censers against me.

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    1. Re:Pulled? by spune · · Score: 1

      OT, but alcohol's 21 in every state. Thanks to our buddy Reagan, states which do not set the age limit to 21 don't get federal highway funding and other goodies, that sly bastard.

    2. Re:Pulled? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the drinking age in all states is 21. Didn't used to be, but it is now.".that infringes on *MY* "right to view and purchase the game.."

      you have no right to view or purchase a game.
      The rights being steppped on are that of the company that sells the game.

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    3. Re:Pulled? by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Why does it need to be pulled from shelves? Just make a "do not sell to minors" label on it and if they sell to a minor then they get fined/jail

      Exactly. We have quite enough precident for this with, oh, I don't know, things like liquor, tobacco, porno mags, and movies. Make the (already existing) ESRB ratings carry a legal punch preventing their sale to minors.

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    4. Re:Pulled? by lspd · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with preventing minors from buying particularly violent bad games themselves.

      The "think of the children" line can be used to justify banning anything and everything though. JT isn't interested in just stopping the sale to minors, he's interested in stopping the sale to anyone on the basis that minors might come in contact with it somehow. Let's just lock everyone under 18 into prisons and stop worrying about whether this or that might hurt them. I don't have kids and I'm over 18, so I'm not terribly concerned whether or not other people's progeny can handle playing Zelda, eating at McDonalds, drinking soda, playing basketball, walking, breating, or watching Harry Potter. If the children are so stupid and the parents so ineffectual, the only hope is to lock them all up.

    5. Re:Pulled? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      you have no right to view or purchase a game.
      The rights being steppped on are that of the company that sells the game.


      So if the gov't says all gun manufacturers are no longer allowed to produce guns, my constitutional right to bear arms is not being violated? Because if that is the case I think the DCCC will love me.

      Be it the gov't stops it at the manufacturing level, seller level, or purchaser level - in the end pulling it from the shelves prevents me from buying it so does infringe on my rights.

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    6. Re:Pulled? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The "think of the children" line can be used to justify banning anything and everything though

      And until the majority of people consider this and realize it is a bad idea we will constantly have morons who vote for bigger morons and support ignorant morons.

      I'm not terribly concerned whether or not other people's progeny

      You should be for multiple reasons. If too many kids get fat and have an unhealthy living style then healthcare, on a national level, will rise - raising your prices. That includes medicare, but also private medicine. If too many kids are raised to believe that stealing is OK and that if you kill and don't get caught you really haven't done anything bad....well you might be the next victim.

      I agree with the sentiment that minors need to have more restrictions then adults. I agree that parents don't always know (or care) at what is right from wrong. So I am for gov't intervention (game ratings, punishing parents/store owners for buying/selling inappropriate games so kids can play them). And I wish parents would have to take a course in how to be a parent before their kids are born.

      Unfortunately, people like the guy in the article will use "think of the children" to ban everything from adults - who by 18 definitly know that killing/stealing is wrong.

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  32. Police don't write parking tickets. by FatSean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is what 'meter maids' do. As for Sobriety Checkpoints...I think they are the evil product of cowardly turds who fear what they are told to fear.

    But you do have a point, except for the fact that morality (which is what this law entails) is NOT part of the government's job.

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    1. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      "Meter maids" are cops too, just put on a specific duty (parking enforcement).

      Most departments don't have them, regular beat cops do the same thing.

      I write police dispatch and RMS software, and parking citations accout for probably 90% of the data entered on any given day.

      This is in the US, though, the term "meter maid" is more commonly british, so maybe across the pond any old dope can walk up and fine you with criminal offenses, I wouldn't know.

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    2. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by Goblez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So long as there is some non-essential way to produce revenue and pacify what masses perceive as a problem.

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    3. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by Vapor · · Score: 1

      What is a law if not the government enforcement of a set of morals agreed upon by those being governed?

      Take for instance the law against murder. Is that just wrong, or is it wrong because it is immoral?

    4. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the key words are "agreed upon"

    5. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by WCD_Thor · · Score: 1

      I hope the people responsible for this bill die and go to hell, if there is one that is. I am too angry to come up with anything else remotely intelligent right now.

    6. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      As for Sobriety Checkpoints...I think they are the evil product of cowardly turds who fear what they are told to fear.

      Clearly, you've never been close to an alcoholic.

    7. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Law is based on protecting people from each other. Murder is wrong because it 100% eliminates one persons freedoms by making the person nonexistant. It has nothing to do with immorality.

    8. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by dadragon · · Score: 1

      In Canada we have Commissionaires doing the meter maid jobs. It is also not a criminal offence in Canada to park illegally.

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    9. Re:Police don't write parking tickets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a criminal violation here either, it's just a civil citation. If you get enough of them and don't pay however, you'll have your license suspended when you go to renew it. And I believe they'll refuse to renew your car's registration if it has outstanding tickets against it.

  33. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Confessions of a Welfare Queen. Goes into the insanity behind the National Flood Insurance Program...

  34. who's fault? by rolyatknarf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I buy an "inappropriate" game in my home state of Missouri and give it to my minor aged (15 tears old) nephew in Louisiana as a gift who goes to jail?

    1. Re:who's fault? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      If you give your 15 year old nephew a hardcore porn DVD, alcohol, or a pack of smokes, who goes to jail?

      The answer is either you, or nobody, depending on if the parents are pissed off about it or not.

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    2. Re:who's fault? by rolyatknarf · · Score: 1

      "If you give your 15 year old nephew a hardcore porn DVD, alcohol, or a pack of smokes, who goes to jail? " That was not part of my question. I do believe I said "game".

    3. Re:who's fault? by Surt · · Score: 1

      This laws has no effect on that hypothetical situation.

      This law potentially sends the seller, not the buyer of an inappropriate game to jail.

      Since the seller sold it to an adult, he's off the hook.

      Since you gave it, without monetary consideration, to the minor, I think you're off the hook too. It's vaguely possible that you could get busted, though, IANAL, and the last time I read this bill was a couple of weeks ago.

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    4. Re:who's fault? by Cynshard · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but this section from the bill seems to indicate that you would need to sell, lease, or rent the game to the minor:

      A. An interactive video or computer game shall not be sold, leased, or rented 7 to a minor...

  35. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by Broodje · · Score: 1

    Actually, sarcasm aside, there is nothing like in-your-face real-world examples to help teach these concepts. Kids understand more than you think, but this is especially sweet since it's video games. It hits home, it's not far away distant 60's civil rights, but it'll do as an example to get them involved. Get them to ask questions, ask why this is happening.

  36. ^ Mod it up ^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know it's true.

  37. Tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the new tagging system.

    jackthompsonisadouche, wtf, dumbass

  38. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This generation of parents has been told it takes a "village" to raise their children rather than two dedicated parents of opposing gender*. Therefore the responsibility falls on that village to pass laws protecting their children, rather than accepting the responsibility themselves.

    * I have no problem with gays or their marriages. I just believe that children need both male and female influences in their lives.

  39. Just don't freaking give children money by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    If I have a child, I just won't freaking give him any money. I have 100% control of everything the child buys.

    And if the child finds ways to make a profit without my help. I'd be damn proud of the child, and encourage him to make more money.

    Freaking people spoil their children too much.

    1. Re:Just don't freaking give children money by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Learning about finance)money credit) is an important lesson learned only through practice.
      Don't let your children enter life ignorant on this matter, otherwise they will become another family that makes just enough to get by.

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  40. Sweet by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

    jackthompsonisadouche is my new favorite /. tag. Anybody else feel like rocket jumping off this guy's face?

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  41. Old games by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1

    So who is going to go and collect every computer game that has existed and find out which ones are effected by this law?
    And is it exicution or intent that counts? IE in nethack you become the 4th rider of the end times and are able to kill anything in sight. But its text bassed. Does that count?

  42. Consistency ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Different judges, Different opinions. Too dependent on the indiviual perceptions of the judges.

  43. Yeah, that's what they should worry about in LA by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

    What a freakin' joke. They're concerned about violent video game legislation while most of the New Orleans population is still homeless? What a backwards ass state that is...

  44. grammatical error by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    I think you left out the words 'drive' and 'sideways' and the phrase 'with no lubricant' after the word 'CD-ROM.' ;-)

  45. This si actually quite interesting by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    At least there's actual criteria for determinining harmful content, rather than some vague concept of community standards

    I suspect this si still unconstitutional. The first amendment doesn't have an age limit as far as I recall although they might have snuck an age clause somewhere in those 45 words.

    If it is unconstitutional, then it's likely Jack Thompson knows this, and this is a pice of tactical manouevering from him. The only reason the ESA would have to challenge this is if they want to sell "harmful" games to minors. If they don't challenge it, the law stands. If they don't challenge it, Jack scores some P.R points.

  46. Arbitrary... by geobeck · · Score: 1

    Not wanting to slog through the bill, can someone confirm the impression I get from the summary...

    After a judge rules that a game is not suitable for minors, a store can be fined for carrying it before the judge mad that decision?

    This sounds like a clear case of "Not convicting enough criminals? Just make some more!"

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    1. Re:Arbitrary... by geobeck · · Score: 1

      ...before the judge mad that decision?

      I was going to aplogize for that typo, but somehow, it fits better than "made".

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  47. Eroge by tepples · · Score: 1
    X rated movies do fall under obscenity laws, but I think it would be hard to qualify any video game as an X.

    Even Grand Theft Auto: Hot Coffee? What about some of the Leisure Suit Larry games or the erotic games sold in Japan?

    1. Re:Eroge by RsG · · Score: 1

      Hot coffee and LSL? Probably not. Obscenity/porn isn't just nudity - something can be offensive to prudes without being legally obscene. If you look at genuine pornography (I hear there's some on the internet - you can check there), there is generally more than just exposed skin and naughty bits.

      The Japanese stuff I'm not so sure about. It might very well qualify as obscene under current laws. Certainly anything comparable to actual porn would fit the description. However, I don't know where you could get that in north america, so it's possibly a moot point anyway.

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    2. Re:Eroge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Comparable" to porn? It is porn, plain and simple. Of course, that's not a "bad" thing, but I'm sure some whacked-out politician would love to make it one.

    3. Re:Eroge by LainTouko · · Score: 1
      The Japanese stuff I'm not so sure about. It might very well qualify as obscene under current laws. Certainly anything comparable to actual porn would fit the description. However, I don't know where you could get that in north america, so it's possibly a moot point anyway.

      Well, it is available, there's a small industry devoting to localising it. Unfortunately the quality of what's available is generally pretty poor, because it's not making enough money to be able to afford to license and translate (a good ero-game probably has several novels worth of text in it) the really good games (or at least the famous ones, like Key titles). Still, Kana has an emotional story powerful enough to induce complete career aspiration change in one reviewer assuming you believe him, and having played the game it's certainly plausible.

    4. Re:Eroge by LainTouko · · Score: 1
      "Comparable" to porn? It is porn, plain and simple.

      Careful. Some of it is porn. Some of it is raunchy humour. Some of it is an interesting blend of sexuality and melodrama. Some of it is delicate and poetic storytelling in which there's a bit of sex at the end as an afterthought, because it's traditional or so the fanboys can find it in the shop. A lot of it gets ported to consoles with the sex removed, and without changing it very much. The medium has a lot of different things in it.

  48. Actually, no. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    Bill gets challenged in court and dies.
    Maybe.

    Maybe not. Bill gets challenged in court. Bill gets ruled unconstitutional. Judge issues ruling on bill. Lobbyists now have blueprint for what needs to be changed to make bill good.

    Think death penalty. I wouldn't expect a ruling, 'you can't restrict the sale of video games ever, in any way, don't even think about it, ain't gonna happen.' I would expect a ruling, 'this phrase in this section of the bill is too vague in regards to free speech protection and restriction of commerce.'

    Then the next version of the bill addresses those specific issues while achieving as much of the original goals as possible. I would consider this type of bill even making it all the way to court a lost battle. Not a lost war, but a lost battle.

  49. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous a by saider · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem isn't Floridians. We know how to get through a hurricane. It is all the immigrants who come down and don't know how, and won't listen until they go through one. And then they bitch and moan when their services are not there the next day.

    Hurricanes are a piece of cake to deal with. I'd rather deal with them then earthquakes or tornados.

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  50. ISomebody do something.. by paynesmanor · · Score: 1

    Quick someone make a game where we can all take out our aggression on Jack Thompson. Maybe some kid will get a copy and act on what he sees.

  51. Common Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This law is just common sense. Any decent society should take steps keep adult material out of the hands of minors. They have laws of this sort in Europe and Japan, and it can be seen that crime rates there are much lower than in the US.

    I do not see how sensible persons would oppose laws preventing malicious adults from distributing violent or pornographic material to children.

    1. Re:Common Sense by Alchemar · · Score: 1

      It would be great if that is what the law did, but it is a lot like solving drunk driving by taking away everyone's car. The law stipulates that said games will be pulled from shelves in order to keep them away from said minors.
      I would also like to know what is illeagal before I am standing in front of a Judge not after.

    2. Re:Common Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This law is just common sense. Any decent society should take steps keep adult material out of the hands of minors. They have laws of this sort in Europe and Japan, and it can be seen that crime rates there are much lower than in the US."

      Yes decent society let change our laws on legal drugs "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_the_N etherlands" or legal hookers "www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/05/human.trafficking.ap"

      We will have even lower crime rates. Please think of the childred while you smoke some grass and bang a hooker.

  52. Hardly staggering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking moron. 0.0531 percent?!?! Shut the fuck up.

  53. Irresponsible by Jerim · · Score: 1

    Similar laws in other states have been struct down as unconstitutional. The Governor of Louisianna knows this one will be, but preceeded with it anyway for the political gain. She is being irresponsible with the taxpayers money.

  54. This law is going to destroy my murder simulator!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just moved to Lousisiana to start working on a murder simulator aimed at 11-17 year olds. Now I'm ruined!!! Thanks Jack!!!

  55. liek kryptonite to Jerk Thompson! by Thud457 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Help us, Luke Skywalker, you're our only hope!"

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  56. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think before you post..Do you think everyone really has the option of abandoning everything and moving? We don't like to live near violent storms. You expect everybody to just get up and move whenever there's danger? If a disaster destroyed your home would you rather the governments not spend money to help you?

  57. backwards reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is similar to a doctor prescribing drugs to ease the pain rather than fixing what is causing the pain. The pain being kids supposedly being overexposed to adult material. They need to look at what is causing the pain - parenting problems.

    Parents need to spend more time with thier kids. Why not institute programs that push for parents to spend more time with kids?

  58. In other news.. by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    Kids have been found to get hurt by running with scissors.

    A new law was passed to put any adult who gives a minor scissors will be sentanced to 5 years of community service.

  59. Fool me once...etc... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    When the hurricanes happen EVERY YEAR, I think that perhaps the residents should be expected to pick up the tab.

    Florida gets awesome weather and the beautiful gulf...with the price of hurricanes (which have been increasing in frequency and strength over the last 15 years). So it seems to me that people who live there enjoy the nice weather...and if a hurricane smashes their house and they didn't/coudn't get insurance...the federal government picks up the tab to fix it for them.

    Is this a mistaken assumption?

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    1. Re:Fool me once...etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes that is a mistaken assumption. The federal funds are mainly used to destroy property owned by the state, not by Floridians. The government picks up the tab to fix their own backyard.

    2. Re:Fool me once...etc... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      The federal funds are mainly used to destroy property owned by the state, not by Floridians.

      Was this a typo, or a subtle swipe at government mismanagement?

    3. Re:Fool me once...etc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typo, sorry..

    4. Re:Fool me once...etc... by crasher35 · · Score: 1
      "Florida gets awesome weather..."

      LOL. That's funny. You've obviously never lived down here. I'll tell you this, who ever dubbed us "The Sunshine State" was being sarcastic. Last year in June we got a thunderstorm, every day at 3 p.m. I'm not just talking about some run-off-the-mill afternoon thunderstorm, I'm talking about torrential rain coming down, everyday at 3p.m.! No Hurricane near by either.

      About the government aide, the problem is that the insurance companies often don't pay out as much as they're supposed to. And God forbid we have every insurance company filing for bankruptcy like what happened after Hurricane Andrew in Miami back in the '90s. So Government help is needed mainly because the insurance companies don't really do their jobs.

      Anyway, I'd rather have a hurricane than a Tornado or an Earthquakes. See, even though Earthquakes are extremely rare, you never know when one is going to happen. And Tornadoes are scary no matter what (Oh yeah, we get Tornadoes here too, just not as common or as destructive as in the midwest, plus Hurricanes do sprout Tornades as well). The Hurricane, however, you see coming. You have much more time to freak out.

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    5. Re:Fool me once...etc... by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      with the price of hurricanes (which have been increasing in frequency and strength over the last 15 years).

      And let me guess, global warming is to blame, right?

      Contrary to what alarmists like Gore might have you believe, hurricanes have not been "increasing in frequency and strength over the last 15 years". In fact, the average number of annual US hurricane strikes has actually gone down over the last 250 years.

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    6. Re:Fool me once...etc... by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      "In fact, the average number of annual US hurricane strikes has actually gone down over the last 250 years."

      Perhaps, but that says nothing about the "strength" part of his argument.

      Mind you, I don't really think they had any kind of useful metric to apply to hurricane strength 250 years ago.

      -HT

  60. Get your priorities straight by pwntang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is Louisianna dealing with this stupid issue when there are lots more pressing an immediate issues at hand, like gays getting married

  61. Old people dislike getting pwned. by iMouse · · Score: 1

    I guess the state of Louisiana has nothing better to do than worry about violent video games making killers out of good little boys and girls. Cause everyone knows that it's up to the government to babysit the kids of irresponsible parents. Maybe if the state would spend less time worrying about animated pixels and more time creating good paying jobs, parents wouldn't have to work 765873294293847 hours a day just to put food on the table.

    As much of a ramble this may be, I can still speak better than YOUR president.

  62. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by bunions · · Score: 1

    Just to be contrary about the whole thing, this is pretty far from any kind of free speech issue. And as for freedoms, since when did we get our knickers in a twist over what minors are allowed to buy? Technically, they're not allowed to buy porn, alcohol or see R-rated movies without their parents either, and you don't hear anyone beefing about that.

    I see the whole thing as sort of a stupid nonissue, redeemed only by the unbelieveable shitfuckery of Jack Thompson. It is a constant source of amazement to me that someone hasn't disbarred him yet.

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  63. My 2 cents. by Dread+Pirate+Skippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that it probably makes too much of a difference, but bear with me for just a minute here. I used to work at EB Games (before the gamestop merger, can't say whether or not this is still true). I can't say anything on walmart's policy, but when I was at EB there was a pretty simple policy in place... You don't sell an M rated game to a minor, or you're gone. I know that came from at least as high up as my district manager, who implied that it came from at least as high up as the regional manager, though I can't vouch for other parts of the counrty. Not only was this policy in place, but it was in place about a year before the hot coffee mod.

    As much as some folks are right, and we Americans really do need to find someone to blame all the time, while I was at EB I saw some pretty shockingly irresponsible parenting. People would come in wanting to buy GTA: San Andreas for their 13 year old. We would ask whenever someone who looked like a parent was buying it whether they knew what the content was like, if they were buying it for a child, etc. Sursprisingly, only about 4 in 10 parents decided that beating police officers to death with a purple dildo was inappropriate for their 13 year old. Then there were the parents that would come in with little kids, one or two or a handful, sometimes so young they had to reach up to get to the controllers on our display systems, talk to them for a minute at the front of the store, and then walk away and leave the kid there to play. We told the parents they couldn't leave their kids alone in the store when we could, but we were busy, and you can't spend every waking moment looking at the door. I escorted probably 10-15 kids a month to the mall concierge, where their parents were paged. Mostly they were just shopping for clothes or something and thought it'd be a better idea to leave their kid alone with strangers in a mall than risk him being bored, but there were times when they didn't even stay in the mall. I'd be walking out at the end of my shift and see a kid sitting at the concierge's desk from 2-4 hours past. I've given trying to comprehend the thought process of some of these parents and resigned myself to the fact that there probably isn't one.

    1. Re:My 2 cents. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      the policy on M-rated games is identical up here in canada, at least where i live. you've gotta show photo ID to buy an M-Rated game. its been policy of pretty much all stores (EB, radio shack, zellers, the independants, everyone) in town for about 2 or 3 years now.

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  64. Okay Jack by mer1in · · Score: 1
    What Jack Thompson has failed to realize is that all through history, whenver there's been a new cultural trend, from the grammophone to moving pictures to rock and roll, there have been people who have tried to resist it, and stop it, and save the children.

    And every time, they've failed.

    Video games aren't going anywhere, or getting any less violent. And anyone who stands in the way is going to get metaphorically trampeled and forgotten. Maybe Mr. Thompson should save himself the ongoing public humiliation and just give it up.

    If he really wants to stop kids from shooting and swearing at eachother, maybe he should look into laws for better parenting; because blaming it on video games is getting to be a fairly old scapegoat.

  65. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous a by 011011 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personnaly I don't really know what where people live and the natural disasters they are prone to has to due with a videogame bill. As far as natural disasters go, just about everywhere has its own type of possible disaster to be dealt with. As far as this gaming bill goes, in my opinion, morality is not specifically the job of government to make rules on, but without moral rules, laws really wouldn't exist. In all honesty, murder is just a question of moral reasoning. If it weren't, every solder that came home from a war would need to be tried for every confirmed kill. The real question comes down to what issues are morally objectable enough for the government to step in and create a law for it. I don't believe games should be one of these issues. Thats like saying people who put their elbows on the table should get a fine and possible jail time. As a parent, I firmly believe parents should step up, learn what the ESRB ratings stand for, research the games your children want, and enforce a restriction on your child to not get a game you do not believe they are mature enough to play. Jack Handey.....er Thompson should not be the one setting the rules for what I beleive my child is mature enough to play. Of course I do have the right to buy the game on behalf of my child, but then they may look at a 5 day waiting period for the purchase of a game. "Want to make sure you're not training for black ops, y'know," says the kindly Best Purchase guy as I fill out the ream of paperwork to buy the latest Splinter Shock game. Of course the problem here stems from people who don't want to be bothered by actually taking the time to be interested in and raise their child. Enough of this rant. Back to your regularly scheduled weather......

  66. Nut kicking is too weak. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    I think I want to drive to Louisiana and kick this guy in the nuts.

    Didn't GTA learn you anything better? You gotta go kill him, either with a baseball bat or a submachine gun. Then steal his wallet and use the money to buy a hooker. Kids these days.

    1. Re:Nut kicking is too weak. by RsG · · Score: 1
      Didn't GTA learn you anything better? You gotta go kill him, either with a baseball bat or a submachine gun. Then steal his wallet and use the money to buy a hooker. Kids these days.

      Get him in the back seat of your car first. That way, he'll replenish your health first, and then when you're done, he gets out, you run him over and get your money back!

      Oh wait, my bad, he's a lawyer. I mistook him for a whore. It's a common mistake.
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  67. Obligatory Lester Lave quote by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    "People deserve the government they get and get the government they deserve."

    And if the people of Louisiana are so convinced that video games are such a menace that they require laws like this, then by $DEITY they deserve their government!

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  68. Meh... like it's a bad thing. by jabels · · Score: 1

    I really don't see what the big deal is in making these lazy retail slobs actually ID for stuff that kids have no business buying. As an avid fan of GTA, I can still admit that's it's not a game intended for tykes. On the same note, I like Rum, and I can clearly see that it's not a good thing for kids to buy. So, I'm all for putting teeth into rating systems.

    My biggest issue is that these laws don't actually give any teeth to the ESRB, because they don't rely on ESRB ratings... they rely on the mobs of their state.

  69. Personal I don't see why this is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean places get fines if they sell alcohol to people under the age why not for a movie or a video game? Now I am a responsible parent and would not allow my child (which she is older, she is only 4 now) to purchase something not suitible for her. I can't be with my child 24/7 and peer pressure is a real thing (I remember smoking "because its cool" when I was younger even though I knew it was wrong, etc.,) after all its all part of growing up and nobody does the right thing all the time. If my daughter went into a shop and wanted to buy a video game I would not allow her to play because of its content I would be happy to see the shop refuse to sell it to her. This law should stop shops selling an 18 to a 10 year old to just get the sale.

    The law may not be perfect but surly it is better than no law at all? If a shop continues to sell an 18 rated game to a 10 year old they should get in trouble for it.

    One thing I am not sure about though is if an adult can buy the game for their child? I personally think the parent should be able to decided as it is their responsibility to raise their own child. WHile I cannot recall 18 rated games when i was a child I remember my parents allowing me to watch certain 18 rated movies before I was 18 as they knew I was mature enough to understand the movie and it not upset me, etc. At the end of the day that is what a parent should do. I always respected what my parents said regarding material I was not old enough to legal see. They had no problem with me watching T2 when I was 15 however they didn't let me watch Pulp Fiction because its content was a lot more mature. The problem is I know not every parent is this proactive when it comes to raising their child and they would rather the government do it for them :(

    1. Re:Personal I don't see why this is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They regulate sale of alcohol because it can be damaging. There is no proof that video games make kids more violent. It won't really affect anything though, because us kids will just continue downloading them from bittorrent, and then giving copies to all our friends, who copy them to their friends, and so forth.

  70. I disagree with part of your statement by Groovus · · Score: 1

    "The bill's intent is to keep adult-oriented (this criteria to be determined by a judge) games from getting into minor's hands, and fines any store responsible for selling said games to minors. This is not necessarily a bad thing..."

    Yes it is necessarily a bad thing. It's not the government's job and it's not an appropriate use of taxpayers' money to perform morality/value judgement/child development enforcement in the private sector. Here's a crazy thought: the Twinkies (R) stores sell to minors are probably way more harmful to said minors than any video game they can buy. Our (U.S. and particularly Louisiana's) health problems stemming from obesity/poor nutrition are way more costly than whatever (are there any?) problems we're having with rampant video game porn od'ing/psychological scrambling experienced by minors. So where's the legislation disallowing unsupervised Twinkie (R) purchases? Won't someone think of the (fat, diabetic, malnourished, undeducated) children? But regulating Twinkie (R) sales just because some children (and/or their parents) can't handle them would be stupid - right?

    Disclaimer: I love the taste/texture of Twinkies (R) - yet I stay away from them because I know they're bad for me.

    The gaming industry's lobbiests are either non-existant or bush league - if they weren't there's no way this bill would have happened and games would be on the shelves right along with the Twinkies (R).

    1. Re:I disagree with part of your statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "money to perform morality/value judgement/child development enforcement in the private sector."

      Well, actually, they AREN'T performing a value judgement.
      What this says is:
      "This contains adult material, we cannot determine if this is appropriate for sale to the individual kid purchasing it nor whether or not it is ok by the morality / values of the specific kid's family. Therefore, we err on the side of caution and require that the parent make the judgement."

      This is not a judgement in the private sector, it is a judgement in the PUBLIC sector.
      A private judgement would make it illegal for anyone to distribute to a minor, including parents -- which this obviously is not.

    2. Re:I disagree with part of your statement by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

      Here's a crazy thought. It's already illegal to sell adult-oriented material to minors in any other format. What's special about video games?

      I'm getting old. I can tell this because I read posts like yours and the first thing that comes to mind is that you clearly don't have kids. The second thing that comes to mind is that you don't understand the role of government or how enforcing community standards is necessary for society to function.

      25 years ago, there were lots of violent video games. Castle Wolfenstein. Airborne Ranger. Dozens of others. Those games cast the player in the role of the hero. It was like Cowboys and Indians or Cops and Robbers, only cooler because you weren't pretending a pine cone was a grenade or a stick was a gun. Besides, nobody ever wanted to be the Indian or the Robber.

      Now it's fashionable to cast the player in the role of the anti-hero. We've all grown up and found out the real world isn't quite the place we thought it was when we were 12. We're not perfect, so sometimes we like our heroes to have feet of clay. There's nothing wrong with that, but I'm not in a rush to dis-illusion my children. I certainly don't like the idea of my son pretending to be a gangster working his way up the ranks by jacking cars and killing people.

      If a game like GTA had existed 25 years ago, most stores would have refused to carry it at all. The possibility of actually selling it to anyone under 18, regardless of the legality, would have never been considered by any employee that wanted to keep their job. There didn't need to be a law because the community was able to enforce it's own standards.

      25 years go by, and now stores will sell anything to a minor unless the cash register prompts for ID. Video games that are clearly marked as mature or adults only are sold to minors without a second thought. It actually required legislation to prevent stores from selling firearms to minors.

      Communities are much bigger now. There isn't the same sense of belonging. People don't know their neighbors. They don't look out for each other. There are a lot of chuckleheads that don't put any stock in the idea of community standards. This is where government comes in. Whereas 25 years ago any chucklehead that sold adult material to a minor would have been in the unemployment line the next day, now the only effective deterrent is fines or criminal charges.

      And the gaming industry lobbies are neither non-existant or bush-league. They're just smart enough to know that that isn't a fight they can win. If they try, they lose. As soon as some chucklehead in the game industry tries to fight this, one question will shut them down completely: "Why are you trying to sell porn to my children?" There is no response to that question. The only way the gaming industry can avoid legislation is by demonstrating their ability to police themselves. They have a pretty poor track record so far.

    3. Re:I disagree with part of your statement by adamgoossens · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points you'd be at +3 insightful right now.

      Great post. Took the words right out of my mouth.

  71. Let's do it all the way then by melted · · Score: 1

    Why only games? Let's do the same thing for violence shown daily on TV. In the news, in the movies, everywhere.

    Seriously, though. I don't see why games were singled out.

  72. Re:Random thoughts on who else to point fingers at by nuzak · · Score: 1

    To the Honorable Representative Mucketymuck:

    As a concerned citizen, voter, taxpayer, consumer, and constituent in your perfect state and district, I respectfully submit that I am concerned with the situation concerning your honorable boot upon my face. I would like to ask of your honorable and distinguished self that you give due consideration to the possibility of not stomping on my face, and perhaps consider the alternate position of only invading my home and imposing the strength of your will and morality upon myself only 75% of the time.


    This is what "write your representative" means. And of course unless you write it with a quill pen on parchment take it over on foot and deliver it by hand, your sentiments mean nothing. "E-mail is just too easy" after all, and we all know what easy means: that people might actually state their opinion and get involved in politics. Proof positive that these lawmakers really only interested in who can line their pockets and/or pump their egos while they stand there and wag their fat jowls for symbolic causes like "protecting the children". I should not have to kindly, humbly, and respectfully ask these great honorable legislaters not to be ass-raped by their arrogant power-mongering.

    I would like to imagine someone with actual freedom-loving principles could be elected so that I don't have to supplicate to them every time they're steered onto their next moral crusade. Eternal vigilance may be the price of liberty, but some of us are worn out with the 24/7 death watch we're having to keep over it.

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  73. lets carpool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you get first kick. i get the second.

    and so on down the line of waiting people....

  74. Living with the danger you know by Kelson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hurricanes are a piece of cake to deal with. I'd rather deal with them then earthquakes or tornados.

    Here's the funny thing: I, and most people I know who have grown up in California, would much rather deal with earthquakes than hurricanes or tornadoes. We can't imagine why someone would want to stay in a hurricane-prone area. And I'd be willing to be that people in, say, Kansas, would much rather deal with tornadoes than hurricanes or earthquakes.

    I think it just comes down to the disaster you grew up with. You know what to expect, you know how to prepare for a typical hurricane/quake/flood/tornado, you know what to do during the disaster, and you know how pick things up afterward. Every once in a while something hits on the level of Katrina or the 1906 San Francisco quake, but for the most part, the locals in any region are comfortable with their area's disasters -- and often freaked out totally by the disasters that hit other areas.

    1. Re:Living with the danger you know by Fryed · · Score: 1

      As someone from Texas (in the southern tip of tornado alley), I can definately say that I'd rather take my chances with hurricanes, or possibly earthquakes, than having to deal with tornadoes. Hurricanes you can at least see coming for a long time. Tornadoes just decide to show up in the evening wherever they damn well feel like, with very little warning at all.

      Earthquakes, major ones anyway, are probably just as sudden as tornadoes, but much less common. And minor earthquakes, from what I hear, just require people to pick up the crap that fell off their shelves. A minor tornado might "just" require people to have a new roof put on their house.

      So yeah, tornadoes kind of suck.

    2. Re:Living with the danger you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course there is the fact that hurricanes *spawn* tornadoes, lots of them sometimes.

    3. Re:Living with the danger you know by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Earthquakes, major ones anyway, are probably just as sudden as tornadoes, but much less common."

      This is why (thinking of all natural disaters) I would prefer Earthquakes. Tornadoes, floods and hurricanes happne with much more frequency (and because of this) and cause way more damage than the centennial 7.0+ earthquake.

      I think the most stigma attached to earthquakes is directly related to their unpredictabilty, always afraid of them happening, but those who live in earthquake areas know first hand that destructive earthquakes are quite rare (by human age limit standards), so it takes the edge off a bit.

    4. Re:Living with the danger you know by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      You folks are all nuts..Tornados hit a few houses out of thousands in the area, and generally seem to prefer trailer parks. I have been personally through 2 tornados that have hit houses on my block and left mine untouched. Tornadoes do squat for damage in comparison to earthquakes and hurricanes which affect virtually all houses in an area.. All you need to survive a tornado is a basement...

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    5. Re:Living with the danger you know by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that, the last big earthquake here (loma prieta [sp]) didn't do any damage to my house but killed people 60 miles away (my house was in San Jose, but in SF overpasses collapsed) so i'd say it's just as random.

      But it's the frequency, we get a big one every 80 years or so, you have tornadoes 20 times EACH year?!?

    6. Re:Living with the danger you know by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I think it's all about preparedness. You just have to prepare for the natural disaster that you expect. Truth be told, as a former New Orleans resident, it wasn't the hurricanes that bothered me. It was the inevitable flooding. There's not much you can do to protect against that, and flooding was a constant nuissance and threat the entire time I was living down there. That said, you can prepare for most disasters and its that preparedness that I believe gives most people the courage and strength to live in those areas.

      What's funny is that, even though I know better, I am now extremely adverse to living in another hurricane prone area. I almost lost everything I own the last time -- I don't feel like being put back in to that kind of situation.

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    7. Re:Living with the danger you know by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      As someone from a meteorologically very moderate region of North Germany I find it amazing that North America is inhabited at all. I mean, tornados, hurricanes and earthquakes? We had two quakes in the last two years (a 4.0 and a 4.5, both about 30 km away), but usually we don't have that many that strong quakes. We do get slight flooding in spring, but the areas that might be affected (towns and roads in the marsh) are protected by dikes; the worst crisis I've heard of was a couple years ago when a village was cut from the rest of the car-using world for a week due to all the roads leading to it being flooded. They still had electricity, gas, water and everything. The whole incident had the most impact on the children who didn't have to go to school.
      Usually the worst things that happen over here are the spring flood, high ozone levels on hot days and rain for two weeks straight. We don't even get bad hailstorms.

      Sentences like "I think it just comes down to the disaster you grew up with" amaze me, seriously. Not so much that people live in areas that are affected by natural disasters but rather that they perceive it as normal that everyone grows up with some kind of disaster. It's really amazing what people can get used to.

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    8. Re:Living with the danger you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurricanes in New Orleans consist of people having partys where they drink excessively and play violent video games.

      Plus... why buy when you can loot?

    9. Re:Living with the danger you know by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      often freaked out totally by the disasters that hit other areas
      Such as snow.

    10. Re:Living with the danger you know by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it just comes down to the disaster you grew up with. You know what to expect, you know how to prepare for a typical hurricane/quake/flood/tornado, you know what to do during the disaster, and you know how pick things up afterward. Every once in a while something hits on the level of Katrina or the 1906 San Francisco quake, but for the most part, the locals in any region are comfortable with their area's disasters -- and often freaked out totally by the disasters that hit other areas.

      Absolutely correct. I spent several years teaching wilderness survival for travelers going to remote areas overseas, and one of the single most important things was to educate them about the REAL risks of where they were traveling. People are very, very bad at risk evaulation because we perceive new risks as being MUCH greater than familiar risks. A large part of that is because we dramatically overinflate the danger of things we cannot control, while dramatically underrating situations we feel in control of. And familiarity can give a fantastic illusion of control.

      The classic example is of course people who worry about being killed in a terrorist attack (something they feel helpless in preventing) and demand that we spend trillions of dollars to defend against the possibility, while we cheerily drive public roads every day despite knowing the chances of being killed in a car accident is astronomically higher. But we all think of ourselves as being good drivers, so we think WE won't get into an accident because we have influence over the situation -- which is of course ridiculous, since we have no control over the drunk idiot in the other car who plows into us, no matter how defensively we drive.

      The net result is that of course someone who grows up with a given natural disaster (in my case, hurricanes), considers them merely an inconvenience. I know how to prepare, I have supplies, and have a realistic expecation of how the storm will progress, what kind of damage it will do, and how to deal with the aftermath while things return to normal. So I feel like I have some control over the situation. But I've only ever been through one earthquake, a very minor one and it scared the heck out of me because I did not instinctually know what to do in those moments. To me, it's a ridiculous risk because it can happen spontaneously without warning, but I know to someone who grew up in an earthquake-prone area, it would feel very manageable.

      Of course we would both be proven very wrong if we ever had the "big one" happen to us, because the rare but terrific disasters are completely beyond our experience.

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    11. Re:Living with the danger you know by idonthack · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you count all tornadoes within a hundred-mile radius. Most people are only ever affected by a tornado once in thier lives - in fact, I've lived in Texas since I was born and I've never seen one. The frequency is effectively the same.

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    12. Re:Living with the danger you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chances of a tornado actually hitting anything are pretty small. I'd rather have a tornado chewing up a nearby cornfield, leaving everything surrounding it mostly intact, than a hurricane that's almost certain to fuck up anything within a hundred miles of it.

    13. Re:Living with the danger you know by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "And I'd be willing to be that people in, say, Kansas, would much rather deal with tornadoes than hurricanes or earthquakes."

      I'm from Kansas. Of the three, I'd rather deal with earthquakes. (Amusingly, I live in Cali now.) I've always felt that way, but I'm tainted by having been through several tornadoes. It's hard to compare lighting and high winds to the ground shaking around.

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    14. Re:Living with the danger you know by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      But most people are never affected by earthquakes. I've lived in California my whole life, and I've only been able to feel 2 or 3. The Loma Prieta obviously, and a couple of smaller ones. None of the could be classified as having 'affected' my life. All they got was a 'Hey, did you feel that?'. All the earthquake preparedness actions are really only taken in case of that once in a hundred years 'Big One'.

    15. Re:Living with the danger you know by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Well, I live in North America, and I can't think of any natural disasters that hit my area with any frequency. Earthquakes are unheard of, tornados happen rarely, but they're small, and don't ever touch down, floods happen in the northern part of this province when we're not experiencing drought....

      So off the top of my head, the closest things we have to a natural disaster is winter! :P Well, that and summer :) It goes from very cold to very hot here.

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    16. Re:Living with the danger you know by miro+f · · Score: 1

      well I live in Melbourne and I can't imagine why anyone would deal with hurricanes, earthquakes, or tornadoes

      you know, you don't have to pick any natural disasters...

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    17. Re:Living with the danger you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there you have little spiders & snakes that can kill with a single bite !

  75. Re:Random thoughts on who else to point fingers at by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    But goddamnit they should know how we feel!

    Considering that most geeks merely mirror the sentiments codified in the highest law of the land which courts have regularly upheld to invalidate laws like this I'd say the politicians know or should have known better than making these laws. Except they're just a PR stunt anyway.

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  76. Taste of His Own Medicine by chipotlehero · · Score: 1

    I thought at least some of you nerdy slashdotters were 1337 hackers and would have done this already, but I see a simple solution to this: -Get into his website. -Using your Third Party Modification skills, "unlock" some hot pr0n onto the front page -Wait for a bottomfeeder even lower than JT to sue him Ready... Go!

  77. oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend is from louisiana, looks like I get to go rip on her now for being from a dumb state.

  78. Who's going to stop the violence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps if the gaming industry went unchecked, concerned parents might try to sue the gaming industry for irresponsible marketing, but let's be reasonable they wouldn't stand a chance against the big video game corporations.

  79. Jack Thompson... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    I want to kill that mother-fucker.

    Seriously, he makes me feel much more violent than any video game ever has. Perhaps we should ban him .

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  80. Now wait, before modding me -1 flame..... by justkarl · · Score: 1

    ...Maybe he has a point. No, really, listen! I wholeheartedly agree that the games should not be pulled from the shelves. That's ridiculous. However, I do support strengthening the laws that keep these games out of the hands of kids. That's why they're rated M....

    1. Re:Now wait, before modding me -1 flame..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about letting the parents parent their kids instead of the government?

    2. Re:Now wait, before modding me -1 flame..... by justkarl · · Score: 1

      First, let me congratulate you on posting as anonomous. Second, I don't disagree that parents should be more responsible when it comes to video games. However, I don't think that merchants are responsible enough when it comes to making sure minors themselves don't buy these games.

      Do you also agree, then, that parents should be responsible as to whether or not their under-18 children can't get cigarettes from ignorant salespeople(Or does that burden lie on the salesperson/merchant). Everyone's responsible here.

  81. Stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its only going to encourage piracy, "if you can buy it, download it", not only will it be cheaper it will be a heck of alot easier.

  82. Rated M or AO by tepples · · Score: 1

    In general, the ESRB rating "Mature" means that the video game industry itself doesn't think a game is appropriate for minors.

  83. Mortal K by tepples · · Score: 1
    There wasn't that much anti video game sentiment until after Columbine.

    How quickly we forget the controversy surrounding the Mortal Kombat arcade game.

  84. in and out by fatduck · · Score: 1

    This is an absolute waste of time and money, the fact that jack has all this time on his hands is disturbing. Just think about your breathing.

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  85. Democrats and Republicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    America faces many problems: oil dependance, outsourcing/offshoring, subsidies for companies that want free money, ungodly national debt, lobbyists getting more attention in Congress than citizens, a southern border more open than a hooker's legs, failed plans in Iraq, Osama bin Ladin is alive, Taliban is making gains in Aphganistan, trade deficiet is insane, and so on. So what do they do?


    Republicans warn us of the dangers from gay marriage and Democrats warn us of the dangers from video games. I guess if a married gay couple plays Enemy Territory, God will end time. Silly.


    Stop the madness! Vote for your favorite 3rd party in Nov.

    1. Re:Democrats and Republicans by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Heck yeah, couldn't have said it better myself - although I could add a few things to your list.

  86. this is a load of garbage... by blindd0t · · Score: 1

    Why don't we think of some things considered "inappropiate for minors" that has not been pulled off the shelves:

    • Alchohol
    • Cigarettes
    • R-Rated movies
    • Pornographic materials (videos and magazines, where imagery considered graphic is covered by a white plastic slip - this is in the malls where minors hang out all the time!)

    Should all this be pulled off the shelves? NO! Personally, I have no problem with enforcing good identity and age verification practices as with the items listed above and any other items with similar regulations in place; however, "inappropiate for minors" is quite vague, and giving the government the ability to make that judgement and pull it off of store shelves is quite an abuse of power in my opinion. That would thwart sales to adults looking to legitimately purchase this for their own entertainment. I find it disturbing to see children being used as a tool to obtain more power.

  87. Re:Random thoughts on who else to point fingers at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've found that America, and Americans are all about finding people to blame.

    Oh yeah? Well as an American I say if so, it's YOUR FAULT!!

  88. Morality IS the government's job; taste is not by Pfhorrest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you do have a point, except for the fact that morality (which is what this law entails) is NOT part of the government's job.

    I must strongly disagree with your words here (and with the many others who espouse them), though I agree completely in spirit. Enforcing morality is the government's ONLY job. But morality is not synonymous with any particular group's common tastes or traditional values. Morality is about what is good for the everybody, and that is precisely what government's legitimate purpose is: to look out for the well-being of all of society.

    But what is good for the everybody is a very small set of things: liberty and security. Any of the particulars (i.e. watching porn, eating red meat, having long hair, wearing shoes, whatever) may be good or bad for different people in different contexts, but freedom and safety are the two things that are always good for everyone. With those provided, people are free to acquire all the things that are good for them in particular and avoid those which are bad.

    Which means that the government's job, as I think you were saying, is to mind it's own business, that business being making sure that other people are minding theirs. It is not the government's job to enforce the tastes or personal values of any people on any other people.

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    1. Re:Morality IS the government's job; taste is not by bcat24 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well said indeed! Mod parent insightful.

    2. Re:Morality IS the government's job; taste is not by john83 · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree much with your point, I would add that I, and many other people, expect certain things from the government beyond liberty and security. I expect that garbage be collected - I don't mind if it's subcontracted and if there's a fee (though I'd rather that was covered in income tax, as benefits the truely poor), but if there's no service, there will be serious public health issues.

      That brings me on to something else I consider a requirement from the government. Healthcare. I don't believe that the poorest people in society should be unable to get medical care because they can't afford it. Finally, I'd passionately despise any government that withdrew manditory public education.

      But, hey, as long as there aren't riots in the street, and you can carry guns and smoke pot, none of the rest really matters, does it?

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      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  89. MOD PARENT UP!! by teknopagan · · Score: 1

    And I went and wasted all my mod points already! Well said, sir!

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    The Russian Mafia will mod you down just to see if the Moderate button works.
  90. Violent video games are like Pr0n... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    Excuse me while I re-visit a famous quote by Justice Potter Stewart

    "I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced . . . [b]ut I know it when I see it . . . "

    "This quote, and the intent behind it, is well known as summarizing the irony and difficulty in trying to define obscenity. For at least fifty years, the Supreme Court has been struggling with defining what speech is "obscene"."

    Which is precisly why this bill is so asinine, do we really want our courts clogged with bills like this so the supremes can try and define "violent"?!?!

    Aren't there other cases that could use more appropriate attention from our high courts?

  91. What About Microsoft? by pogson · · Score: 1
    Depending on the definition of violent video game, I figure
    • swarms of mindless bots,
    • denial of vital service,
    • bullying of smaller, weaker opponents,
    • kill-or-be-killed struggles with thousands of malwares,
    • espionage to steal identities and passwords,
    • erasures of files and hard drives,
    • deliberate infection of friends and associates,
    • re-re-re-booting,
    • extortion, and
    • eye-candy for its own sake.
    could include Windows... Maybe this law and more like it could do some good.
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  92. The law is about lawyer welfare by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Notice the language is very very vague in the bill? Anyone can have a different interpretation on what is decent. For that reason I imagine Jack Thomposn did this for financial gain as he will plan to open several offices in Louisana and sue every retailer in existance. The lawyers are also politicians in the state senate and their former employers are drooling for something like this.

    Its disgusting.

    Any bill with no direct interpretation should not even come to the floor yet pass as a law.

    Well everyone loses and if I were John Carmack or some manager at Target I would pull all video games off the shelves for fear of lawsuits.

    It will be impossible to buy any game online or off now if you live in Lousiana. Again the consumer loses.

  93. Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do children have trouble getting alcohol? They will not have any trouble getting the video games they want. Never underestimate the resourcefulness/ruthlessness of a teenager when they want something bad enough. Is Jack Thompson a cum-guzzling gutter slut? Most definately. Maybe since now he has some lawyer street cred he will STFU, but I doubt it. The world goes on, everyone lives, and no one has the balls to shoot him.

  94. They ban make-believe guns but not the real ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This state is totally insane. It's like banning pictures of marijuana, but allowing you to buy a real joint in any Walmart.

  95. Louisiana Un-laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Louisiana has alot of laws that are nice and vague like this: and most of them are never enforced. But next election season you'll hear about blahblah who supported 'the law to keep your children safe from violent video games' or something like that.

    For example, we have a law that says sodomy is illegal. Occasionally they get tested: one ex-wife brought her husband to court under said law (for oral sex too, sodomy covers that!). Our judges are just like 'this is bullshit' and it doesn't matter. To answer your question: the judge decides.

    From my understanding of Louisiana's civil law system, even if some crazy judge actually did rule in favor, it wouldn't matter in future cases as I don't believe case precedent decides when laws apply in such a system.

    And about the year in prison bit...obviously you've never seen a Louisiana prison. Angola State Penitentiary is not somewhere one would want to spend a couple of days, let alone a month.

    Then funny thing is laws will not stop or fix parent stupidity (most parents don't care unless you put it in wording that makes it sound bad). The kid who goes into the store with their parent, picks up a box and asks their parent if they can have it, the parent then buys said box without even looking at what the game is. How many kids actually go to the store alone and buy games themselves? The whole thing is silly.

  96. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parents are the problem. People keep fucking each other and getting pregnant, then failing to suck up the consequences of their act and raise the damn kids.

    It takes a lot of care and effort and attention to raise happy, healthy kids.

    People who aren't willing to put in that effort shouldn't have kids in the first place.

  97. Burn the books by mer1in · · Score: 1
    Maybe Thompson is right. Start sending your kids to the library instead of to the living room. Who knows, maybe they'll pick up a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and in attempt to model the main characters life murder a wildly popular celebrity.

    And at that, without a warning or restriction or rating anywhere on or in the book. Or any book for that matter. Better get those off the shelf quickly, who knows how many kids may be at home reading Macbeth right now.

  98. Louisiana has worst problems by Rickee · · Score: 1

    I live here. I'm young, but I see the things going on. We have an entire city not prepared for a hurricane. We have some of the highest rates for AIDS. We have horrible Air Quality. Our Gulf Coast is disappearing. We have some of the highest crime rates. Add to that the horrible qualify of education (even in the nice schools in Baton Rouge) I don't know very many people who like our Mrs. Blanco. I would suggest we dock her pay (hell we'd be just as prepared for the hurricane season) and give the teachers a pay raise. (Last I remember, we were the 2nd to last with pay rates for our teachers) This is a pathetic law, only being signed to make people think that something is actually being done to protect our citizens and children. On top of that, I know for a fact that I'll be able to walk into the local Game store and buy myself an M rated game I choose.

  99. no problemo by mr.cbaker · · Score: 1

    lol @ America.

    Come buy your games at Wal-mart here in Canada, where we still understand what human rights are.

  100. Bad Joke Inside by Frightening · · Score: 1
    ..Violent Video Game Bill Signed..

    You mean the Bill is violent or the video games?
  101. God bless America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone for a class-action lawsuit against the US Army for "America's Army"? I mean, won't someone think of the children (I mean, not the ones actually getting killed in Iraq ... err, gimme a second to figure this out.)

  102. I think Jack and the States miss the point by sford4 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo make their money from games, not from selling consoles at a loss. First, you know they are dumping millions of dollars into the ESA to smash these useless laws... but also you gotta believe, if they get pissed enough they will have private investigators combing through Jack's taxes for the last 20 years and looking for every whore he has hired just to get dirt on him to make the states and Jack look like fools. If I was Jack, I would take my 15 minutes of minor fame and run... cause eventually he is gonna call down the thunder of companies with hundreds of millions of dollars to spare just to bury him. And you know every trailer trash legislator that roped thier feel good love to him will be quickly saying, "Jack who, we just were concerned about the children."

  103. Moderation? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm a little confused about the moderation this post is getting. Thank you three for the Insightfuls, but why the Flamebait and Overrated? Someone obviously finds this offensive somehow... but I don't rightly see how. People just modding down because they disagree?

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    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    1. Re:Moderation? by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      You got the overrated mods because you failed to understand one of the tenets of liberal democracy. It is Morality that is being legislated because there are lots of things that are in peoples interests that we don't do. Ban smoking totally or instance could be seen as a moral issue.
      A Liberal Democracy (I'm European, Liberal over here doesn't mean left wing) is one in which the governments principle aims are protecting agreed upon rights. These are not based upon right or wrong, but on ensuring that certain actions are still possible after legislation.
      Morality, religion, what is best for the country, don't come into it. If there is a risk the country is going to be wiped out you still shouldn't legislated against that risk if the legislation contravene one of the basic rights of your citizens, unless to not legislate contravenes another greater right.
      Security, in essence the right to be safe in ones home, is a basic right. It has short term priority. If security is at stake the government can temporarily detail people, prevent the publication of documents, etc. However it cannot do so permanently and can only do so in response to a temporary crisis.
      This is reflected in governments cynical desire to call everything a war. Wars are a short term security threat, so you can restrict peoples freedoms 'temporarily' during them. But what about the never ending war on drugs, or the war on terror.
      The flamebait mod makes no sense, I don't think you were trying to be malicious, I just don't think you understand what a liberal democracy is.

  104. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess why they keep getting funds?

    Hint: Who's the governor of FL

  105. From the Great State of Louisiana, by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    ... the state where 2 million people were stupid enough to continue living below sea level in a hurricane zone, complained when they got hit and flooded, and then want to move back to do it all over again.

    Yeah - there are some real geniuses coming from this place *rolls eyes*

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  106. freeware? by sneugol · · Score: 1

    Does this affect games which are freely downloadable from Internet in any way? They cannot be found on shop shelves, but they still can be violent. I'd be angry if "violent" freeware games were outlawed.

  107. I'm a constituent, and I'm angry. by shumacher · · Score: 1
    I could have called my elected officials and complained. I follow the local news, the national news, a handful of news sites, slashdot and digg and I hear about this after it has passed? I'm angry. I'm angry at the TV news for covering instead of this:
    • Broken horse legs, (and how randy that horse is)
    • McFever (Mc Pheever?)
    • The Brangelina and Tomkat spawn
    • The effects of mentos on diet soda.
    • Britney's inability to use a baby seat
    • A story on "trunking", the hot fad among hip youngsters, where kids ride around in car trunks
    • And a story from an internet security expert who calls a browser "that thing above your webpage"
    Where the hell to the well-informed get their news? I actually have either MSNBC or CNN on during my working hours, and hard news only represents about 30% of their programming; everything else is human interest and punditry.
  108. Jack Thompson Interviewed by a Free-Marketeer by Plugh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Jack Thompson was interviewed a few weeks ago on Free Talk Live, which is hosted by a self-described "Free-Marketeer", ie, an anarchocapitalist. The co-hosts are also basically free-market Libertarians.

    Mr. Thompson comes across as a deluded, selfimportant, lawerish, jack-ass of an individual. Granted, the host was intentionally pushing his buttons ("I think it should be legal for convenience stores to sell beer to 10-year olds! Parents will boycott the place and it'll go out of business... let the market sort it out!") but surly Mr. Thompson knew this was going to be an interview with someone whose views were diametrically opposed to his own. Surely he could have at least engaged in a real, 2-way debate?

    Thompson got so irked by the free-market ideas, he wouldn't even discuss the concept. He hung up on the interview! What an infantile, childish little busybody! These are the kind of asses that make this kind of law to "protect the children!"

    Here's the clip:
    http://freetalklive.com/files/thompson.mp3

    1. Re:Jack Thompson Interviewed by a Free-Marketeer by Cody+Noline · · Score: 1

      If he wants to ban the sale of violent video games to children, then surely he must want to ban old-fashioned "Cowboys and Indians", too. Not only is it violent, it's terribly un-PC!

    2. Re:Jack Thompson Interviewed by a Free-Marketeer by Plugh · · Score: 1

      Cody Noline? Are you a closet Barbara Kingsolver fan?

    3. Re:Jack Thompson Interviewed by a Free-Marketeer by Cody+Noline · · Score: 1

      A Tool-quoting Free Stater who reads Barbara Kingsolver? You're just too good to be true. ;-)

  109. Tornados == no warning by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1
    Coming from Tornado Alley, I can tell you that we may have 5 minutes warning tops, IF WE ARE LUCKEY!!!

    There was a violent storm here last spring; I was at work, in a concreat building, in an internal office with no windows, but the public alert siren for a 3 mile radius was mounted to our building, so we all could hear it plain as day...I didnt hear the sirens for 10 minutes, so I thought it was all clear, on my way to the door, a security gaurd infomed me that the siren went quiet because a tornado just ripped it off of the tower outside!


    At least a huricain gives some heads up...

  110. RE: Wacko Jacko and his amazing band of morons by Dudukain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am tired of this mindless garbage. Wacko Jacko clearly fed Kathleen Blanco some of the venom of a blowfish, which if it is of the right kind turns you into a zombie, which is in fact the origin of the zombie legend. But that is not the point, the point is that Jacko Thompson is an idiot. The only thing worse than the rabid anti-fun lobby is some of the gamers themselves. I'm talking about those nutjobs who say, lay waste to a greater metropolitan area and claim GTA made them do it. No, GTA had nothing to do with it. You played GTA because you had violent tendencies (This is an isolated example, I am not generalizing those who play such games) then because your parents are total idiots they didn't notice that you had, say, a assault weapon in your room, so then they are sure they aren't at fault because hey, it's not like they KNEW that GTA was violent OR that an assault weapon was designed to be, you know, a weapon, so they sue Rockstar, and the moronic judge who was paid about $300 by Jack Thompson, doesn't do the smart thing (Laugh the case out of court) and instead takes them perfectly seriously. The only thing worse is the fact that most Jurors are, with all due respect (None whatsoever) total freaking morons who wouldn't convict a celebrity if he had shot at them, critically wounding 3, in the past 5 minutes. They wouldn't convict him while he was still pointing the weapon at them. So why should they convict some average joe. Frankly, I don't understand the point of even having a judicial system, the media is what really tries people these days, so maybe if we just got a little sense knocked back into us, got ourselves out of the half-brained culture of compensation, and told Jack Thompson to take a hike, the cast the dark ring of deceit, forged by Hillary Clinton when she's fishing for votes, tempered in the dark ichor that the judges of suing video game companies have for blood, and finally wielded by Jack Thompson, allowing him to bypass his own intelligence for evil.... We must cast this ring into the fires of mount doom, and while we're at it, let's push in Wacko Jacko while we're at it.

  111. IF its deemed bad for a minor it gets Pulled?!?!?! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    What does that mean? Does that mean because its bad for a minor, an adult cant buy it on a store shelf?

    I should probably RTFA but that caught my eye

  112. There is no turning back... Hang on folks. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    We're in trouble. This is a serious problem. Once we go down this road there is no turning back. Well of coruse there is, but not when politics are involved.

    Who is the idiot politician that will run on the platform of "I'm going to put back in the hands of our children violent videogames!"

    There is NO turning back from this.

    It's dead Jim.

  113. Re:I love paying for people to live in dangerous a by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "every solder that came home from a war would need to be tried for every confirmed kill."

    Death by solder. That's gotta be one for the Darwin Awards.

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  114. That is not morality by fragmer · · Score: 1

    I think you have the definition of morality mixed up. moral[ity] refers to "principles of right and wrong in behavior." Morality is based on values - social and personal. Legislating morality is certainly none of government's business; it cannot dictate people what to value. So, in saying that "Enforcing morality is the government's ONLY job" you are contradicting yourself.

    I do agree that protecting liberty and security are two of the most important functions of a government. This includes protection of citizens against aggression, fraud, theft, etc. This does not include dictating right from wrong, especially when it comes to things like entertainment. Defining and promoting moral behavior is the job of individuals and parents.

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  115. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can figure is that either most of these apparent halfwits are actually underage and worried that they won't be able to buy the next GTA game without telling their parents or that not only do they not have kids, they're so far removed from reality that they think it's a good idea that kids be able to buy whatever they want without having to go through their parents.

    Unfortunately, I have the strong suspicion that it's the second reason.

    Most of the time I think Jack Thompson is an asshat. He's like the guys in the '80s playing records backwards at different speeds trying to find subliminal satanic messages. I was shocked when I caught myself thinking that he'd finally done something right.

  116. That's it, the gauntlet has been thrown. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I WILL buy an "I Hate Jack Thompson" t-shirt.

  117. Re: Wacko Jacko and his amazing band of morons by FinkEDink · · Score: 1

    Thank you!! You basically summed up everything I have been thinking since people started blaming videogames for their craziness.

    I agree that violent people may be drawn to violent games.. but the games do not make people violent!! It is a load of crap. I have a drivers lisence.. does that mean that playing project gotham is going to make me drive 100+ on the freeway? Or in a parking lot at the school across the street from my house? I think not!

    The people who think this stuff up are just trying to make themselves look good to the parents of little kids who then forbid videogames in their houses. Not only that, these lawmakers where probably bad at the games anyway, and didnt like the idea of being shown up by kids. Poor sports...

  118. Will they now sue the US army by bombman · · Score: 1

    Considering that the US Army has one of these games out, they should get that game
    banned from the internet, as the download does not in any way _ensure_ the age of
    the recipient.

  119. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    They're not making people "pull games from shelves" -- they've just stopped greedy Ferenghi from selling things to kids that are inappropriate without the parent's approval.

    Little Johnny can still take Mommy down to the store to buy Grand Trunk Postal 3: Carmageddon of the Bimbos ("Now with 30% more volume on the ass slider!")

    It's just that Quark can't sneak it to Johnny directly anymore.

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    1. Re:No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ferrengi is a Star Trek geek's euphemism for "big nosed baby-eating Jew", isn't it?

  120. You're just picking your timeline. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of the news/damange numbers from...oh...since 1992.

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    1. Re:You're just picking your timeline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm thinking of the news/damange numbers from...oh...since 1992.

      You're kidding me, right? You accuse someone else of picking a timeline, and then you pick a much smaller subset of the same timeline?

      Not to mention the more important issue... the amount of news coverage of an issue has much more bearing on how much advertising money it will bring in compared to its impact on society.

      And monetary damages? Let's see, how about we adjust it for inflation, and population density... then, IIRC, the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the great Chicago Fire started by Mrs. O'Leary's cow beat out all the hurricanes except Katrina. And if the Army Corps of Engineers recommended changes to the levees hadn't be shot down (by both the federal and LA state governments) as too expensive, Katrina wouldn't even be on the map...

  121. sobriety checkpoints by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    Anyone who is interested in the absolute fucking fiasco that is being perpetrated in the name of keeping drunk drivers off the road should really check out this site: http://www.duiblog.com/.

    This is a blog of a former U.S. prosecutor who decided defending the constitution was more important work at this point. Very enlightening, and also quite frightening, IMO.

    Evil cowardly turds indeed.

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  122. false analogy... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    ... as the effects of marijuana have never killed anyone. The effects of gunshots kill thousands of people every year.

    Personally, I'm all for people owning firearms, and smoking marijuana. Just please take responsibility for your own actions. Eg., keep your firearms locked up in a safe place, and don't drive while completely baked.

    Responsibility... what a concept!

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  123. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by siegesama · · Score: 1

    Don't lump all people with children under that standard. There are fucktards who pass laws like this amongst any group.

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  124. Re:Random thoughts on who else to point fingers at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've found that America, and Americans are all about finding people to blame.

    Where as outside America, they just blame the entire U.S..

  125. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    This generation of parents has been told it takes a "village" to raise their children rather than two dedicated parents of opposing gender.

    It does take a "village" to raise children. i.e. If your kids are being brats outside and one of your neighbours tells you about that, your response should not be to scold the neighbour (e.g. "I think I know how to raise my kids" is the wrong answer). Why the government should be involved with this, though, I haven't the slightest idea.

  126. Re:Free speech? Think of the children! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    TFA makes it sound like this isn't only about selling games to children:

    The measure proposed by HB 1381, which was drafted with the help of controversial Florida attorney and anti-game activist Jack Thompson, allows a judge to rule on whether or not a video game meets established criteria for being inappropriate for minors and be subsequently pulled from store shelves.

    The law is either overreaching, or this is yet another case of inaccurate reporting.

  127. Morality, Ethics, and Political Science by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you missed the point I was making. I understand liberal democracy and agree with it. It is not the government's job to force some people's values on other people. It's the government's job to keep people from forcing their values on each other. It's the government's job to make sure people are safe and free. It does this by enforcing rights and responsibilities on people. But the reason why it enforces rights and responsibilities is because that *is* what's best for the country. You can't just will some good state of affairs into being; you have to attempt to achieve it through some action, and there's a probability of going awry with every action. The point of enforcing rights and responsibilities is to guarantee that overall, better things tend to come about than they otherwise would if you didn't hold people to their duty.

    But what I was trying to get across in my original post was that morality _ISN'T_ just some set of common values. That's like saying that reality is just a set of common beliefs. In some lesser sense you could use the words to mean "common values" or "common beliefs", e.g. "the morality/reality of such-and-such culture is ________", in an anthropological, descriptive sense. But the same way that it doesn't make sense to say that what actually is real changes from culture to culture, or that the world may be round here in California but flat in some backwards luddite society in Nebraska, it makes no sense that what is actually moral changes from culture to culture either. What people believe and what people value changes, and those beliefs and values reflect what people THINK is real or moral, but they mustn't be mistaken for what is actually real or actually moral. That's why the most moral thing to do is to live according to your values and let others live according to theirs, and avoid stepping on each other's toes, so to speak. That way everybody gets what they value as best as possible.

    Ethics is the study of what is right and what is wrong; the study of morality. Political science just is applied ethics. And actual government is, of course, applied political science. So morality is the goverment's job. But since morality is not just common values, forcing some particular set of common values on people is not the government's job. Back to the original topic: this anti-game legislation is not the government enforcing morality. It's the government enforcing value. It's not the government looking out for people's freedom and safety, protecting them from one another and allowing them to pursue what they value; it's the government helping one group against others, and telling them what they should value. That's not moral. That's not the government's job.

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  128. Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't the government at least stay out of my enjoyment of video games, it seems the more they get involved the less control they really have.

  129. I'm not sure whom I hate more... by paulmer2003 · · Score: 1

    The republicans or the democrats...

  130. the one positive thing about tornados in texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that they kill texans. you can never kill enough texans.

  131. Seems perfect to me by phorm · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that the perfect time for the gov't to get away with passing stupid laws is when people are preoccupied with other more important things. Warn on terror, immigration, etc. Wait until the general pop is too busy dealing with more important shit and then stuff a few dumbass laws through the backdoor, while passing feelgood through the front.

    More recently, I've noticed increasing coverage on "internet predators" being caught, coupled with "what are your kids doing online?" which seem to nicely coincide with the gov't violations of privacy and enactment of similar stupid laws.

  132. Censorship doesn't need perfect "coherence" at all by ianscot · · Score: 1

    really the gaming industry lacks any coherent self-regulation and this needs to change.

    As a single parent of 12-year-old twins I can tell you that the current system is at least coherent enough to provide me with what I need. My kids probably understand the ratings better than I do, and I'm passingly familiar with them. The categories act as rough guidelines for me to think about in allowing or preventing any particular title, and the kids if anything tend to rule out M-rated games themselves before they get to me.

    What more is it that you want? Coherency is that pivotal for you? The ratings are consistent across stores, whether the store policies toe the line or not. If anything the criteria for the different levels are more sensible (from what I see) than ratings for movies, which still carry with them the genetic history of the old Hays/Breen code and its Catholic origins.

    As far as coherency goes, there's never going to be an absolutely clear code. Censorship becomes arbitrary at some point. It's the nature of the beast. The movie "The Whale Rider" was a great family film, but it got a PG-13 because of (apparently) some drug-related paraphernalia and a bunch of giggly, pot smoking people in one scene. The plot barely touched on those people, and if anything it redeemed the characters involved by bring them away from their dissolute lives a little bit by the end -- but the good ol' MPAA has its rules, you know. Say a four-letter word beginning with "F" a certain number of times and you get an R, period. 'Cause, you know, 13-year-olds have never heard that one.

    ScreenIt.com goes to enormous lengths to catalog the various traits of different movies, to the point where the level of detail is almost laughable -- and it's still hard to be sure what categories they're putting things in and why. What does "bad/disrespectful attitude" mean in a movie about the X-Men? Which behavior is imitative? Would that be coherent, or incoherent, in your book? I'm a little lost in it, usually.

    one of the biggest weaknesses of the ESRB is its lack of real power: it lacks any and all punitive ability.

    Game stores do have policies to do with the ratings boards. People who sell the wrong stuff to minors face some pretty stiff financial risks in so doing. The idea of jail time for selling a video game is ludicrous; it's if anything even more disproportionate than enormous sentences for minor drug offenses.

    Clearly this has been ineffective in keeping inappropriate games from the hands of minors.

    How much documentation do we actually have about the way games like GTA III wind up played by younger kids? If someone showed me that stores completely disregard the ratings, that would be one thing. I'm not convinced of that at all. Unless the demogogues behind this bill show me that they truly understand the whole ecosystem of this problem, I'm not voting for them. At this point it sure seems like they're scaring up a contrived social issue to scare people, not seriously caring about whatever problem's really out there.

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  133. Freedom and Safety, both Personal and Economic by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    While I don't disagree much with your point, I would add that I, and many other people, expect certain things from the government beyond liberty and security. I expect that garbage be collected - I don't mind if it's subcontracted and if there's a fee (though I'd rather that was covered in income tax, as benefits the truely poor), but if there's no service, there will be serious public health issues.

    That brings me on to something else I consider a requirement from the government. Healthcare. I don't believe that the poorest people in society should be unable to get medical care because they can't afford it. Finally, I'd passionately despise any government that withdrew manditory public education.

    But, hey, as long as there aren't riots in the street, and you can carry guns and smoke pot, none of the rest really matters, does it?


    I'd actually include a lot of that within the realm of freedom and safety; mostly under safety. Though I don't directly support government-run tax-paid services, I am in favor of some significant redistribution of wealth, and I have no problem with groups of people, though their governments, running various sorts of businesses like schools and hospitals and garbage disposal agencies, though those businesses would have to compete with other similar businesses. The redistribution of wealth would see to it that the poor can afford those businesses (or their competitors) about as well as the wealthy, or rather, that the difference between poor and wealthy isn't so much that businesses can price things with broad demand so exorbitantly.

    If you're wondering how this falls under "safety", let me explain. I consider both interpersonal issues and economic/ecological issues (those dealing with resources) under both freedom and safety. Interpersonal freedom is your right to generally do what you want and disallow others from doing things unto you that you don't want; this is a right to liberty. Economic freedom is your right to possess things and disallow others from doing things to your possessions that you don't want; this is a right to property.

    Those are both "negative rights". Safety invokes "positive" rights. Interpersonal safety, or the right to security, is your right to be rescued from a dangerous situation, which means both a casual duty for individual bystanders to do something to help those in danger and not to create a dangerous situation (firing guns at random in crowds, setting brush fires, etc); and a formal duty for governments to protect those in danger by providing emergency services - police, fire, etc. Economic safety, or the right to charity, is your right to be given to in times of need, which means both a casual duty for individuals to help those who need it and not to depreciate public resources (i.e. damaging the environment, etc), and a formal duty for governments to give to those in need by redistributing wealth. The point of the wealth redistribution is not some sort of communist flat equality though; it is to provide a stable market so that capitalism will function optimally, ensuring prices will be set fairly. It is for defense of the marketplace against market failure.

    The specific method I envision for this is simple: take half of everybody's income, pool that, and redistribute it equally. The end effect of this is a progressive tax/welfare scale whereby those with exactly average incomes pay no taxes (unless gov't is operating at a loss) and get no welfare (unless gov't is operating at a profit), while those who make significantly more are taxed more, and those who make significantly less receive more welfare. If you have a healthy market with roughly equal players, almost no money will be redistributed. If you have massive market failure where some people are in disproportionately powerful bargaining positions, then you will have the wealthy being taxed massively and the poor being given a big hand up. But the system will never force complete equality, for the more equal people become the less center-ward pressure is applie

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  134. Laws - and lawyers... who pays... we do. by DeeDob · · Score: 1

    Just the fact that Thompson is a lawyer makes me doubt his true intentions. He passed the last few years convincing people who don't / can't know better that video games are "evil" and managed to pass a law that is debatable to no end. A) The law itself will be contested. B) The Law is vague enough that any game banned for minors will be contested. C) Games not banned for minors might be contested by supposedly outraged parents and/or anyone. Depending on the interpretation of this law, a game like Tetris can get banned because it doesn't provide any educational value, etc. Even it's "artistic" value can be debatted on... So everything in this can be contested to no end... Who wins from that situation? Parents? Gamers? Store? The game industry? not one of them gains anything from continually arguing in court. Yep you guessed it, the lawyers during all that time receive money to no end because anyone can contest anything in this law. Who pays the lawyers during all that nonsense? We do. (Thompson's colleagues must be happy to no end).

  135. can we sue him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know if it would be possable to actually class-action or otherwise sue jack on behalf of all gamers and have a chance in hell of winning? I'd like to, I'm sick of his trash. 1st its dancing, then music, then movies, then television, then role playing games (pen and paper) now its video games. This guy has been riding the retarded histeria for a living for 17+ years. It's past time to stop him.

  136. Woooosh! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Right over your head. Hint: statistics, and the historical comparisons made to them. I shoulda used a smiley.

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