What a bunch of entitled whiners, probably makes their grandparents sick. "oh investigating crimes is too hard" "why won't you let me read your email" "if you're doing nothing wrong you've got nothing to hide"
Doesn't take much effort to grow enough pot in the back yard if THE MAN would just stop busting down the door, shooting my dog and STEALING MAH PROPERTY!
And everybody knows all the best video games are FOSS, so they don't cost anything.
Instead of paying them so they can smoke pot and play vidya games, let them run five miles and field strip their rifles. Healthier lifestyle. Unless some old white politician decides YAPW would be a good distraction from whatever shitbaggery he's imminently in peril of getting thrown out of power for.
Popular Mechanics The funny papers
Walt Disney
The Monsanto corporation
Parliament
The Jetsons
The U.S. Air Force
Gerry Anderson
George Adamski
James Bond
Several World's Fairs
Movies
Syd Mead
Nikola Tesla Canadian Avro Aero corp
Television
Paul Moller
Sun Ra
George Van Tassel
GM
Pretty much everybody that wasn't warning us of IMMINENT ATOMIC DEATH from the COMMIES. And half of them, to boot.
That snidely implies that one needs money to procure a boat to avoid drowning in a hypothetical "a rising tide". It also superfluously drags in a cat meme, which is the only way Mankind can communicate while avoiding the scrutiny of the AIs. [*]
pfha.
The 1% that will be able to fly on this thing will just pay for preferential treatment at security screening. They don't even bother to pretend this is a democracy anymore.
Your employee's casual callousness has earned you a permanent place in the memeverse firmaminment. Deal with it. Just lie back, relax and wait for the next funny cat video to take the internet by storm.
Sigh.
The fuckers that tried to cover up the facts should be fired.
The fuckers that don't understand th webs should be fired.
The fuckers that squandered taxpayer money covering their asses should be fired.
The fuckers that gave that scumbag John Pike (pepper spray cop) worker's comp should be fired.
That fucker John Pike should be fired. (he was)
Hey, at least they weren't using bullets this time, so we've made progress.
Might as well blame it on the South being the Krispy Kreme belt.
But then Yankees will never experience the bliss of injecting lard and sugar directly into their aortas, so overall it's a wash.
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Is it going to play a 13-minute version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida after successfully landing?
Did you see the picture with the fine article? Of course you didn't.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
So it can go down stairs. Up is a problem they're still working on.
A paintball gun would be identified as a false positive for a gun.
So the robot would release the tiger.
Thunderbird?
I'm more of a Night Train man myself...
You know what really saps a society's willingness to fight?
Safety, self-determination and prosperity for everybody.
Or a reasonable facade of the same.
FBI Wants p0wn Secure and Self-Destructing Messaging App -- And It's Willing to Pay
Talk about the left hand trying to chop off the right hand.
What a bunch of entitled whiners, probably makes their grandparents sick.
"oh investigating crimes is too hard" "why won't you let me read your email" "if you're doing nothing wrong you've got nothing to hide"
A suit?!
I bet that shitweasel wears shoes.
Or you could just save $$$ by stealing someone else's bags.
Also, today I learned we need to register leaf blowers and plastic shopping bags or else the terrorists win.
Yeah, but that troll is 14 years old.
Wow, almost old enough to drive!
Doesn't take much effort to grow enough pot in the back yard if THE MAN would just stop busting down the door, shooting my dog and STEALING MAH PROPERTY!
And everybody knows all the best video games are FOSS, so they don't cost anything.
NEXT!
Instead of paying them so they can smoke pot and play vidya games, let them run five miles and field strip their rifles. Healthier lifestyle. Unless some old white politician decides YAPW would be a good distraction from whatever shitbaggery he's imminently in peril of getting thrown out of power for.
Popular Mechanics
The funny papers
Walt Disney
The Monsanto corporation
Parliament
The Jetsons
The U.S. Air Force
Gerry Anderson
George Adamski
James Bond
Several World's Fairs
Movies
Syd Mead
Nikola Tesla
Canadian Avro Aero corp
Television
Paul Moller
Sun Ra
George Van Tassel
GM
Pretty much everybody that wasn't warning us of IMMINENT ATOMIC DEATH from the COMMIES. And half of them, to boot.
You should have responded with:
I should buy a boat.
That snidely implies that one needs money to procure a boat to avoid drowning in a hypothetical "a rising tide".
It also superfluously drags in a cat meme, which is the only way Mankind can communicate while avoiding the scrutiny of the AIs. [*]
[*] you are theeneenk I make joke...
pfha.
The 1% that will be able to fly on this thing will just pay for preferential treatment at security screening.
They don't even bother to pretend this is a democracy anymore.
Welcome to teh intarWebz, UC Davis!
Your employee's casual callousness has earned you a permanent place in the memeverse firmaminment. Deal with it. Just lie back, relax and wait for the next funny cat video to take the internet by storm.
Sigh.
The fuckers that tried to cover up the facts should be fired.
The fuckers that don't understand th webs should be fired.
The fuckers that squandered taxpayer money covering their asses should be fired.
The fuckers that gave that scumbag John Pike (pepper spray cop) worker's comp should be fired.
That fucker John Pike should be fired. (he was)
Hey, at least they weren't using bullets this time, so we've made progress.
Did they also poach Nelson Bighetti?
What are the prospects for the direct neural interface prosthetic arm for simians?
"To paraphrase Mark Twain, the death of the movies has been greatly exaggerated," Dodd said.
Truly. Our local multiplex has switched over to a "All super heroes, all the time" format. And the local 13-year-olds couldn't be happier.
And the roster of 13 superhero TV shows are making this "The Golden Age of Television".
I was promised "hope and change"
still waiting for:
1. close GITMO
2. stop bombing people
3. take our gunzzzzzzzzzz
4. end dependency on fossil fuels
About the only thing he has accomplished is a de-facto Caliphate. I guess Trump was right and O'Bummer really is a crypto-Muslim.
Build a LASER on the moon? Only if they call it "The Alan Parsons Project"
No developer ever never ever wants to have Linus critique their code.
Might as well blame it on the South being the Krispy Kreme belt.
But then Yankees will never experience the bliss of injecting lard and sugar directly into their aortas, so overall it's a wash.
Hey, that's "ASDS Of Course I Still Love You" to you, bud!
You should load up some output from M-x spook as a placeholder to freak the mundanes.
Or at least change "hello world!" to "Allah akbar!"
Ted Nelson says "how's that World Wide Web working out for you guys?"